1 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:05,239 Katamia, I love you like the wolves of the moon. 2 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:13,600 I woke up this morning and it was 3 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,000 dark and cloudy. 4 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:24,160 And it was right then I knew it was going to be 5 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,480 a beautiful day. 6 00:01:29,230 --> 00:01:30,230 Where are the children? 7 00:01:31,450 --> 00:01:33,150 They have been distant lately. 8 00:01:33,550 --> 00:01:34,550 I worry. 9 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:36,930 Am I a bad father? 10 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:39,390 Oh, Gomez. 11 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:41,730 Don't you torture yourself. 12 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:43,770 That's my job. 13 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:01,380 It is a beautiful day. 14 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:52,590 Bravo, Morticia. 15 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,839 Oh, my beautiful bride, you torture me so well. 16 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,300 Oh, my 17 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:36,700 darling. 18 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:44,100 Oh, you are gonna get me to produce the early things. 19 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:47,380 Oh, yes. 20 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Yeah. 21 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:54,920 Oh, I'm going to come for you, my darling. 22 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:57,019 I do. 23 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,020 I was. 24 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:02,540 I think I'll stop right now. 25 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,080 Oh, my sweetheart, are you in a mood? 26 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,100 Sit down. 27 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,800 Two can play at that game. 28 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:26,500 You are not the only one who can be dramatic in this family. 29 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:42,520 The smell of dying flowers surrounding us. 30 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:40,310 Let us find the children. 31 00:08:05,690 --> 00:08:10,740 Come, you spirits who tend on moral thoughts, Unsex me here. 32 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,460 Um, okay. Sorry to interrupt your message, but I'm very hungry. 33 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:17,720 I'm really hungry. 34 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Fine. 35 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,600 Thank you. 36 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,090 Thank you. 37 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,840 Adam's family. 38 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,620 I have called you today to discuss something most disturbing. 39 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,440 Thing has told me the most unsettling information. 40 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,020 What is it, brother? 41 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:17,700 It's that dark. 42 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:22,520 You were seeing my thing in the hallway, masturbating. 43 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,200 Oh, my dark. 44 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,260 Beautiful. 45 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:30,680 Probably Morticia and I were engaged in the passionate arts. 46 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,290 He lied. 47 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:40,170 And Puzzly, and Wednesday, he saw them engaging in the horizontal monster 48 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:48,690 Adam, it is not like us to keep secrets. 49 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:50,510 Brother, what are you saying? 50 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:56,230 Fester should not have to sneak around a dark alley like a depraved ghoul 51 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,410 gnawing on a femur. 52 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:05,320 And Wednesday and Pugly should not have to play their filthy, little, decadent 53 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,060 BDSM games in secret! 54 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,760 Adam! 55 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:13,340 We need to act like Adams! 56 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,940 What are you saying, brother? 57 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,220 To the bedroom! 58 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:19,580 To the bedroom! 59 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,090 Don't you want to fuck me? 60 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,150 Come in. Really? 61 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,750 Really? It's not my fault at all. 62 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,670 Can I just stay? 63 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,070 Hello. 64 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,790 My favorite girl. 65 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,600 A very good one. 66 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:11,220 Good job. 67 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,080 What? What is the question? 68 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,480 Oh, 69 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,340 you want to go to bed. 70 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,380 No, I want to wake up. 71 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,180 No. 72 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:08,580 Can 73 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:16,180 I 74 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,180 bring a friend? 75 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800 Wow! 76 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,140 This is like Adams 77 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:47,410 oh my god oh 78 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,320 Come here little one. 79 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,300 Come here. 80 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,100 Fester, be careful with your toys. 81 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,280 Good Fester. 82 00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:43,670 Come on, putty. 83 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:58,450 Lay down, sweetheart. 84 00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:01,470 Oh, don't mess. 85 00:24:03,990 --> 00:24:04,990 That's it. 86 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:18,660 Why don't you give me a little head? Come on to your side just a little more. 87 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:20,340 Come on, that's it. 88 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:28,060 Let's go back and forth. 89 00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,600 There you go. 90 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:16,500 What am I going to get? 91 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,840 What am I going to get? 92 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,440 Yeah, so I can pull it out and put it in Leslie's mouth. 93 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,880 For centuries! 94 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,840 Centuries! Centuries! 95 00:26:41,780 --> 00:26:48,700 I knew we could do 96 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:49,700 it, Adam's family. 97 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,920 We're going to take care of your daughter. Oh, yes. 98 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:13,420 Thing, 99 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:15,620 join us? 100 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,840 Here. 101 00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:23,680 Oh, I can't see the flower. 102 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:25,220 Oh, taste it. I have. 103 00:27:38,410 --> 00:27:39,970 Oh my precious, share it with me. 104 00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:42,830 Oh yes. 105 00:27:43,450 --> 00:27:44,950 This is even better off yours. 106 00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:47,990 Thank you. 107 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:53,670 And now me. 108 00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:55,830 And now me. 109 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,580 Sister? Brother? Is this for me? 110 00:29:31,850 --> 00:29:33,590 I said, I'll take all those balls. 111 00:29:34,010 --> 00:29:35,010 Take all my balls. 112 00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:36,590 And he got it. 113 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:38,450 And that's that. 114 00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:17,580 Ah, 115 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,360 family. 116 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,180 The Addams Family. 117 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,420 No fair, brother. 118 00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:33,470 Centuries. 119 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:35,830 Brother. Centuries. 120 00:30:36,890 --> 00:30:38,970 You went twice. That's not fair. 121 00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:40,210 Centuries.