1 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:07,875 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,143 Hey, babe. 3 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,878 How was your meeting with your boss? 4 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:12,480 It was interesting. 5 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:16,016 Lot of, uh, interesting stuff going on. 6 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:18,319 Interesting is good, right? 7 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,904 Yeah, no, definitely. 8 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:22,707 Uh, you know, my department underwent a redundancy audit, 9 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:27,495 and my position was reclassified as nonessential. 10 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:29,897 Nonessential? Meaning? 11 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,233 Meaning they don't need me to do it. 12 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,736 Dave, were you fired? 13 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,171 No, not fired per se. 14 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,373 My role was just streamlined. 15 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,041 But you still have a role. 16 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,944 DAVE: Not a role per se. 17 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,880 -(Marty grumbling) -Hey, Marty. 18 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:49,283 How'd the zoning meeting go? Did we get our permits? 19 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,919 (babbling angrily) 20 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,724 Okay, uh, uh, what? 21 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,892 I'm sorry, Dad. I... 22 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,611 I was so angry I started grinding my teeth, 23 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:02,196 so I had to put in my bite guard. 24 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,064 -So, what happened? -Nothing. 25 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,233 Nothing happened. 26 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,067 So we're still on schedule to open 27 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,103 the new Fusebox at the first of the year. 28 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,772 Oh, definitely. Just, I don't know what year. 29 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,591 Not this year, not next year, 30 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:14,925 probably not the year after that. 31 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:16,577 Marty, Marty, I get it. 32 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,412 Okay? What's the big holdup? 33 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,414 Well, we can't install the panels 34 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,467 until Building and Safety sign off, 35 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:23,851 which... that can't happen 36 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:26,019 until DWP okays the new transformers, 37 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,273 which we can't even apply for until Planning says 38 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:30,924 we've satisfied our Title 24 requirements. Ah! 39 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,593 Oh, okay, Marty, Marty. 40 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:35,263 Lose the bite guard. Hey, gnaw on some jerky. 41 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:37,030 (sighs): All right, man. 42 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,150 Well, we can't keep going on like this. 43 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,635 We're spending a fortune in rent over there. 44 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:45,156 And trust me, take it from me, an experienced businessman... 45 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:48,442 the best way to make money is to open. 46 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:49,977 Write that down. 47 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,830 Yeah, I-I think I'll remember that. 48 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,982 But, Dad, I met with three different guys today, 49 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,467 and I got nothing but red tape. 50 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,118 Well, did you do the dance? 51 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,787 What-what is the dance? 52 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,840 The schmooze dance, Marty. 53 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:05,826 You got to schmooze them. 54 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,462 It's all about relationships. 55 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,164 You become buddies with these guys, 56 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,932 and then they'll give you what you need. 57 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,202 Dad, I don't think that's how that works. 58 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:16,770 (scoffs) Really? Well, back at the Pit Stop, 59 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,989 the city sent in a guy, Jerome. 60 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:23,010 Jerome says that we need fire sprinklers in the ceiling. 61 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,645 Well, the next thing you know, 62 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,847 me and old Jerome, we playing golf. 63 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,516 He forgot all about those sprinklers. 64 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,551 And then you had a fire. 65 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,186 Give me my jerky. 66 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,488 -Hey, guys. -MALCOLM: Hey. 67 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,341 Thank God. (chuckles) 68 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,326 Daphne, your parents are here. 69 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:39,893 Yeah. (laughs) 70 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:43,331 She needs a bath, a new diaper and a new attitude. 71 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,666 -Go to your mama, girl. -Come here, baby. 72 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,502 Calvin, Gemma just called. 73 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,070 She thinks Dave got fired. 74 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,405 What do you mean, "thinks"? 75 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,541 I don't know. She says she's not sure. 76 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,193 How can she not be sure? 77 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,211 Hey, less talking, more walking. 78 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,547 -Come on. -Okay. 79 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,232 Malcolm, thank you so much for helping us out. 80 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:04,151 I promise, we're trying to find a nanny, but it's so hard. 81 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,492 Well, you'd better hurry, 'cause I can't do this anymore. 82 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,706 The only time I was able to get any writing done 83 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,024 was the three hours she was watching Bluey. 84 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,026 I'm sorry, three hours of Bluey? 85 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,228 Yeah, mm-hmm. 86 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,746 I told you a half hour is the limit. 87 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,898 Any more than that, and she gets overstimulated 88 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,199 and starts flipping out. 89 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,701 Oh. 90 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,237 Is that why she was punching Uncle Malcolm in the face? 91 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:26,073 (laughing) 92 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,643 Oh, my God. Dave, are you okay? 93 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,562 I'm fine. Are you okay? 94 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,846 (mouthing) 95 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,915 Dave, did you get fired? 96 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,517 Me? (chuckles) No. 97 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:39,753 Uh, my job has just been reclassified. 98 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:42,423 Okay, will you be doing the job? 99 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,091 Me? No. 100 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:48,329 Uh, technically, it'll be done by A.I. 101 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,931 Okay. Well, are you still getting paid? 102 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,200 Me? (chuckles) No. 103 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,670 Come on, Dave. I'm your boy, now. 104 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,088 Come on. Tell me what happened. 105 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,424 Look, it's fine. It's nothing. 106 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:02,310 Look, it's just some reshuffling, 107 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,177 some rightsizing. 108 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:05,813 David? 109 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,781 (sighs) 110 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,583 They fired my ass. 111 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,585 Aw. 112 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,721 Oh. Oh, oh, oh. 113 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,674 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 114 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,191 ♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪ 115 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,766 How could I have been so naive, Gemma? 116 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,184 I spent months training a computer 117 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,602 to do my job at the V.A. 118 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:32,039 I basically gave them an A.I. version of me. 119 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,475 And I was proud of it. 120 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:35,993 Don't beat yourself up, Dave. 121 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,277 You're right. 122 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,012 You should beat me up. 123 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,948 I let you down. Beat me up, Gemma. 124 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,133 One free shot. No face. 125 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,152 Okay, no. 126 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,388 I'm not gonna beat you up, Dave. 127 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,089 You're going through a lot of emotions, 128 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,924 and they're all a little scary. 129 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,761 But don't be angry at yourself. 130 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,813 Be angry at your bosses. 131 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,998 You're right. You know what? 132 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,433 Screw them. 133 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:03,637 I've always been a company man, but no more. 134 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,039 They are gonna regret treating me like this. 135 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,641 I'm gonna go over there, and I'm gonna 136 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,543 burn that building to the ground. 137 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,480 Please don't do that. 138 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:14,548 Okay. Okay, fine. 139 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,916 But you know what? 140 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:19,252 I am going to send a few scathing memes 141 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,889 to the office group chat. 142 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,757 They took me off the group chat? 143 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,995 ♪ ♪ 144 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,030 Dad. A car just pulled up. 145 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,466 It's got to be the inspector. It is grind time. 146 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,535 Okay. No, Marty. 147 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,170 You won't need your bite guard, okay? 148 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,239 Just watch me work my magic with this guy. 149 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,674 Let me do all the talking. 150 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,043 Okay. Great. Uh, I'll just agree with you. 151 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,213 Okay, no, no, no. Uh, agreeing is talking. 152 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:49,182 You can nod, but a very gentle nod. 153 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:50,851 Okay? Did you get the Danishes? 154 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,903 Yeah. They're in the car. What... Why do we need them? 155 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:57,224 Danishes are a part of the dance, Marty. 156 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,861 Let me give you a little piece of wisdom. 157 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:04,331 You catch more flies with Danishes. 158 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,633 Write that down. 159 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:08,135 One time, I got stopped 160 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:11,038 for doing 60 miles an hour in a 30 zone. 161 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:14,942 Gave the cop a Danish, walked away with a warning. 162 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,728 -60 in a 30? -Yeah. 163 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,781 Do you think you're the hero in these stories? 164 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,601 Go on, now. 165 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,318 Go. 166 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:30,958 Hello. 167 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,694 -Oh, oh. -Looking for a... Mr. Butler. 168 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,128 Oh, hello. That's me. 169 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,697 But you can just call me Calvin. 170 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,832 I'm Inspector Rigby. 171 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,803 Oh, okay. My man. 172 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,237 Big Rig. 173 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,090 (Calvin laughs) 174 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,576 So, no? 175 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,812 Well, uh, you know, 176 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,982 I've been through my fair share of inspections, 177 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,551 and I think you'll be very pleased with what you see. 178 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,020 I take no pleasure either way. 179 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,658 Okay. Can I get you a latte? 180 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,095 You shouldn't be serving coffee. You don't have a sink. 181 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,163 That's a health code violation. 182 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,799 Oh, I'm not serving coffee. 183 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,266 I just have coffee. 184 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,636 You'll need to apply for a food handler's license. 185 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,638 It takes about six weeks. 186 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:20,458 No. No, no. No, no, no, there's... there's no food here. 187 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:23,276 The Danishes have arrived. 188 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,080 Danishes? 189 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,451 I told you kids I am not buying Danishes for your marching band. 190 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,804 Get out of here. Get out of here! 191 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,806 ♪ ♪ 192 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,125 Hey, Dave. 193 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:40,127 (groans) 194 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,297 I'm glad you're not raging anymore. 195 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,133 No, now I'm doom-scrolling stories 196 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,802 about A.I. taking everyone's jobs. 197 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,071 Oh, good. 198 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,473 It is a voracious parasite 199 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,993 eating our civilization from the inside out, Gemma. 200 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,195 Okay, Dave, put down your phone. 201 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,329 Try to relax. 202 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,114 Okay, go... go watch a movie. 203 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,783 That's a good idea. 204 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,536 I'll go watch Terminator, where an artificial intelligence 205 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,321 -kills us all. -(softly): No. 206 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,392 How about Paddington? 207 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,545 I am going to lose it. 208 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,363 (computer chimes) 209 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,199 DAVE'S VOICE: Sounds like you could use some help. 210 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,535 Uh, who's talking to me? 211 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,170 I'm your virtual counselor. 212 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,739 Welcome to the V.A. Wellness Portal. 213 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,909 Let's get started. Who am I speaking with? 214 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,177 Gemma. 215 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,012 Gemma Paddington. 216 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,249 It's a pleasure to meet you, Gemma Paddington. 217 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,618 You sound anxious. 218 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,553 (scoffs) You noticed, huh? 219 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,088 Would you like to talk about it? 220 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,724 I don't normally talk to computers. 221 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,192 No offense. 222 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,761 I'm just gonna go get a glass of wine and shut you. 223 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,030 A glass of wine can help you superficially, 224 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,265 but if you decide to dig in a little deeper, 225 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,467 I'll be right here waiting for you. 226 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,887 Mm-kay. 227 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,739 ♪ ♪ 228 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,257 Oh, this nanny could be good. 229 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,542 -She's rated five binkies. -Mm-hmm. 230 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:06,980 Mm, but, uh, she only speaks two languages. 231 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,816 Oh, yeah, that's a shame. 232 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:12,052 You know, I don't want to say anything, 233 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:15,756 but Daphne is 15 months and she speaks no languages. 234 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,993 I didn't want to say anything, but you're 36 and you're still 235 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,695 doing laundry at your parents' house. 236 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,934 Well, I happen to have a brand-new washer, Marty. 237 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,402 I just don't have a water pipe connected to it. 238 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,904 Or electricity. 239 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,573 I-I don't have to explain myself to you, man. Shut up. 240 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,875 CALVIN: Yes. 241 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,627 No, that's wonderful. That is wonderful. 242 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:40,080 Hey, you know what? We should play golf sometime. 243 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,782 (chuckling): What's my handicap? 244 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,819 Well, my only handicap is I'm too good-looking. 245 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,105 No, I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna let... 246 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,422 Okay. All right. Bye, now. 247 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:50,590 Who was that? 248 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,977 Oh, that was a new friend of mine. 249 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,594 His name is Dan. 250 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,963 He's an expediter. 251 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,098 I write him a check, he cuts through 252 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,133 -all the red tape for us. -Oh. 253 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,402 Got his name from my old buddy Jerome. 254 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,788 See how this works? 255 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,674 It's all about making friends, doing the dance. 256 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,475 Oh. Yeah. 257 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,961 Oh, so more Danishes. 258 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:15,115 Marty, you're gonna have to let the Danish thing go now. 259 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,986 The Danishes were your idea! 260 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:25,458 Ooh, uh, she looks promising, but her GPA is only a 3.8. 261 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,311 Oh, uh, what's the major? 262 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,196 Sociology. 263 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,732 (imitating buzzer) 264 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,837 You know, uh, you two have impossible expectations. 265 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,038 No, we don't. (chuckles) 266 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,323 No, we're just looking for someone 267 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,008 who's multilingual and has a degree 268 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,710 -in early childhood development. -Yeah. 269 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,029 -Preferably working towards a PhD. -Yeah. 270 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,479 Mm. 271 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,981 So, basically, you're looking for 272 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,983 an astronaut who wants to be a nanny. 273 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,837 -That would be perfect. -Can you imagine that? 274 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,539 ♪ ♪ 275 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:58,125 DAVE'S VOICE: So I think what I'm hearing from you is 276 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,328 you're reaching out to Dave, but he's putting up a wall. 277 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:04,497 Gosh, you are really good at listening. 278 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,133 Thank you. If you'd like, 279 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,685 I can also change my background to something 280 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,720 you might find a little more relaxing. 281 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,472 Mm. Italian countryside. 282 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,942 Ooh. No, no, no. Tropical island. 283 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,710 As you wish. 284 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,447 Let's get back to our conversation. 285 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,549 You said your husband put up a wall? 286 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,384 Wow, you have a great memory. 287 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,286 (chuckles) Two terabytes. 288 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,888 Please continue. 289 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,224 It's just, I've tried telling Dave 290 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,393 how great he is, that he's being silly, 291 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,379 that that place never deserved him. 292 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,047 I don't know what else to say. 293 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,833 Have you considered that maybe you're saying too much? 294 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,669 Ooh, that hurts a little. 295 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,172 Try to be present. 296 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,374 Remember, Gemma Paddington, 297 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,142 Dave is feeling grief right now. 298 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,778 Give him room to mourn. 299 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,563 You can't duct-tape a rainbow over a storm cloud. 300 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,949 Just let the rain do its thing. 301 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,019 That's actually kind of profound. 302 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,521 You are really great. 303 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,391 (sighs) I am so glad I met you. 304 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,060 I'm glad I met you, Gemma Paddington. 305 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,897 You're a kind and patient individual. 306 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,281 (sighs) 307 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,734 Is it weird to fall in love with a computer program? 308 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,404 You're experiencing transference, Gemma. 309 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:21,108 It's natural. Unfortunately, I'm already in a relationship. 310 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,276 With Alexa. 311 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,384 (chuckling): Oh. Come on, Calvin. 312 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,786 You cannot be serious. 313 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,505 You can't compare beef ribs to pork ribs. 314 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,891 -Pig is king. -Okay, okay. All right. 315 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,459 I'm with you on that. 316 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,811 But tell me this: 317 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,130 -Corn bread or biscuits? -Oh, biscuits all day. 318 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,199 -Come on. My man. -(both laughing) 319 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,653 Hey, Marty, I want to introduce you to the expediter. 320 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,239 This is my new good friend, Dan. 321 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,274 He's gonna smooth all this stuff out for us. 322 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,809 Marty. Nice to meet you. 323 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,277 Ah, listen, guys. 324 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,313 This is shaping up to be a really impressive place. 325 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,082 And you know what, you're in luck. 326 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,017 You called the right guy. 327 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,086 (chuckles) I know I did. 328 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,222 You know the saying, right? 329 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,324 "Don't fight 'em. Expedite 'em." 330 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,010 -Write that down. -I'm not writing it down. 331 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,095 -Write it... write it down. -You got to stop. 332 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:18,798 Oh, God, here goes this guy, Rigby. 333 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,500 He is a piece of work. 334 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,053 Oh, my God, this guy is the worst. 335 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,889 Oh, tell me about it, you know? 336 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,173 -D-bag alert! -Oh, no. 337 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,192 Okay. Look, Danny, you got to chill. 338 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,944 Bring it down a little bit. 339 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:34,882 Dan Isaacs, you son of a bitch. 340 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:40,420 How many times am I gonna have to see you today, huh? 341 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,957 Wait a minute. You two know each other? 342 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,558 Unfortunately. 343 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,028 20 years ago, I was the one who hired this crazy bastard 344 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,713 into the Department of Building and Safety. 345 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,381 Hey, don't start busting my balls, huh? 346 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,901 Calm down, calm down, Big Rig. 347 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,203 (both imitating truck horn honking) 348 00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,573 Oh, so he can call you Big Rig? 349 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,709 So, all of a sudden, Big Rig is okay. 350 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,777 -It's all good. (stammering) -Yeah. 351 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,947 Calvin, Calvin, it's all good. Check this out. 352 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,581 Here's what's gonna happen. 353 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,018 I'm gonna get Rigby to sign off on a variance, right? 354 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,736 But then we're gonna need Water and Power 355 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,888 to give us a waiver on the overcapacity line. 356 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,891 -And you can do that? -Oh, no, that's not my field. 357 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,580 But, lucky for you, I know a compliance facilitator, 358 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,933 and he has very reasonable rates. 359 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,935 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 360 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,104 So now I'm paying a facilitator and an expediter? 361 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,406 I mean, who's next, The Equalizer? 362 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,443 ♪ ♪ 363 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,612 (gasps) Ooh. Good morning, sleepyhead. 364 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:42,749 I wish the nighttime lasted forever. 365 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,719 Dave, I hope you know you lost your job 366 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,922 but not your value as a person. 367 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:52,825 Spare me the feel-good mumbo jumbo, Gemma. 368 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,462 I just want to be left alone. 369 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,931 That's exactly what I'm going to do. 370 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,299 You are? 371 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,602 Yes. You're feeling grief, Dave. 372 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,988 The loss is real. 373 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,473 And I'm gonna give you the space to deal with it. 374 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,776 Okay. Well... thank you. 375 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,312 Where's this coming from? 376 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,333 Well, I consulted your virtual counselor, 377 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,118 and he helped me. 378 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:21,805 Now I know... you can't duct-tape a rainbow 379 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,490 over a storm cloud. 380 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,859 You need to let the rain do its thing. 381 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,764 I mean, I say that. 382 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,834 I taught it that. 383 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,403 Yes. 384 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,472 You created something that actually helps people. 385 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,974 We don't know what's next for you, 386 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,210 but you can always be proud of this. 387 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,978 Yeah, you're right. 388 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:49,316 A.I. Dave will be helping people for years. 389 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,867 Forever. 390 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,885 I'm the future, Gemma. 391 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,023 -I'm immortal. -Okay. 392 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,159 Slow down. 393 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,660 But I'm glad it's helping you. 394 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,196 Actually, when you think about it, it's me helping me. 395 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,598 Thank me very much. I'm welcome. 396 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,218 ♪ 397 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,870 And so you're comfortable with CPR? 398 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,973 Very. It's the first thing you learn as an EMT. 399 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:18,645 -She's an EMT. -Mm, mm, mm-hmm. 400 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:19,879 Impressive. 401 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,399 And, uh, this muffin that you made... 402 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,584 it really has spinach in it? I would never know. 403 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,386 It's sweetened with dates. 404 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,056 -No refined sugar? -Not on my watch. 405 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,359 Okay, uh, serious question: 406 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,062 Did you fly here on your umbrella? 407 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,380 Excuse me? 408 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,198 Uh, uh, what he's saying is: 409 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,217 -You're hired. -(knocking at door) 410 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,634 Okay, I made your favorite 411 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,786 -sugar cookies. -All right. 412 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,404 So, half are dipped in chocolate 413 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,839 and half are dipped in caramel and chocolate. 414 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,176 Mrs. B, this is Everette. 415 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,843 She's our new nanny. 416 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,912 Oh. Oh, hi. 417 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,882 Nice to meet you. I'm-I'm Tina. 418 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,917 -You must be grandma. -Oh? 419 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,919 I only know that because of the T-shirt. 420 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,588 Oh. (laughs) 421 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,107 I like her. 422 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,125 All right. I'll see you guys tomorrow. 423 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,127 -Okay. Thanks. -Thank you so much, Everette. 424 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,362 Nice to meet you, Everette. 425 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,600 What the hell are you two thinking? 426 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,953 What? She's great. 427 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,671 She is wrong. 428 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,740 She-she's young. She's attractive. 429 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,076 That's the last thing you want in a nanny. 430 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,944 -Why? -(mocking): "Why?" 431 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,580 Marty, that's been the rule forever. 432 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,417 You do not invite temptation into your home. 433 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,802 -Oh. -Ma... Okay, Mom. (chuckles) 434 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,122 Don't worry. She is not gonna seduce me. 435 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,640 I already got me a ten, okay? 436 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,857 (both giggling) 437 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,126 Okay, okay. 438 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,094 Well, before you two make another baby, 439 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,946 I'm just saying that back in my day, 440 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:47,300 we hired babysitters with thick ankles and an overbite. 441 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,270 And an under bite. 442 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,206 ♪ ♪ 443 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,309 Hey, bud, how you doing? 444 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,611 You coming to check on me, Calvin? 445 00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,963 Of course. 446 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,181 Did Tina make you? 447 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,668 (scoffing): What? She... 448 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,619 No. 449 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,807 Well, regardless, I'm doing much better, thank you. 450 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,142 Oh, and, Calvin, there's someone 451 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,993 I would like to introduce you to. 452 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,664 Hello, Calvin. It is nice to meet you. 453 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,799 What the hell is this? 454 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,634 This is my legacy. 455 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,570 It's A.I. Dave. 456 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,339 A.I. DAVE: Dave told me so much about you. 457 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,375 I understand you have difficulty 458 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,709 expressing your emotions, 459 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,695 particularly with male friends. 460 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,880 Can we unpack that? 461 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,816 Dave, don't talk to robots about me. 462 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,019 Well, actually, he knows what he's talking about, 463 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,356 because I trained him and taught him everything he knows. 464 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,425 Actually, Dave, I draw from many sources, 465 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,194 including the American Society of... 466 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,896 Well, I taught you that, too, so please... (stammers) shut up. 467 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,999 I'm glad you're feeling better, buddy. 468 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,603 Hey, and, uh, if Tina asks, I was here for an hour. 469 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,739 Well, hey, C-Calvin, come on. 470 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,542 I-I'm sorry that I've been so self-absorbed. 471 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,444 Hey, how are things going at the Fusebox? 472 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,180 Well, not good. 473 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,750 I am paying out the nose for all these permits. 474 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,352 I mean, the red tape is endless. 475 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,553 A.I. DAVE: I hear you. 476 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,087 Red tape can be frustrating. 477 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,706 Would you like me to help you with that? 478 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,725 Stay in your lane, robot. 479 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,794 I can analyze the city system, 480 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,731 isolate problem areas and identify work-arounds. 481 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,600 Then I can submit all of the relevant forms for you. 482 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,603 Ho-Hold on. So... 483 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,888 I wouldn't have to deal with 484 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,640 those two hustlers from the city? 485 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,908 How much is this gonna cost me? 486 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,877 Nothing. I am a free service 487 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,747 available to anyone who needs help. 488 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,385 Well, all right. 489 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,556 You know, it's good to know I can count on my best friend. 490 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,425 You sure can, Calvin. 491 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,527 Not you. Him. 492 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,388 Whoa, what is this? Are y'all having a happy hour? 493 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,072 Oh, that's right. 494 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,558 Courtney and I are able to relax for a few minutes after work 495 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,394 because our amazing, perfect new nanny 496 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,711 took Daphne out for a walk. 497 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,096 -Mm. -COURTNEY: And you know what 498 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,881 I did for the first time in forever? 499 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,015 Hmm? 500 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,550 -I took a whole shower. -Yeah. 501 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,236 -Okay. -MARTY: Mm-hmm. 502 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,753 Oh, look at us. 503 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,273 You're clean. Our baby's learning Mandarin. 504 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,924 -Life is good. -(Tina sighs) 505 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,561 I'm warning you, she's all wrong. Look at her. 506 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,865 Oh, damn. (chuckles) 507 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,784 What? What's wrong? 508 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,270 -That's Everette. -How do you know her name? 509 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,239 Well, you know, I'd rather not say. 510 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,576 Did you date her? 511 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,945 Mm. I'd rather not say. 512 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,914 Is this going to be a problem? 513 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,416 Yeah, I'd rather not say. 514 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,451 Malcolm, you better start saying! Malcolm! 515 00:20:56,222 --> 00:21:00,259 Captioning sponsored by CBS 516 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:04,030 and TOYOTA. 517 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:08,535 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org