1
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Whew.

2
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Hey, I thought this was a 3-day
seminar you're going on.

3
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It is.

4
00:00:08,889 --> 00:00:11,342
Well, where's the third
suitcase?

5
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[ Snorting ]
shut up, michael.

6
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How's the coffee
I made you?

7
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Awful, as always.

8
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Good.

9
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Then you won't miss it
when I'm gone.

10
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Of course I'll miss it.

11
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I miss everything
about you --

12
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The bad coffee, the runny eggs,
the smelly feet --

13
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No, that's me.

14
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Michael, god.

15
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I'm sorry. I'm just lashing out
because you're going away.

16
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I see.

17
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What's the name
of this stupid seminar

18
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You're going on again?

19
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"The role of wife and mother
in modern-day society."

20
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Let me guess this straight --

21
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You're abandoning your role
as the wife and mother

22
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To learn about how to be
a better wife and mother?
 Yup.

23
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In florida?
 Yup.

24
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For three days?
 Yup, yup.

25
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Look here, michael,

26
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Don't try to spoil this
for me, okay?

27
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I have three whole days
in the sun

28
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Without cooking, cleaning,
or taking care of anybody.

29
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Don't you think
I deserve that?

30
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Don't you think
I earned that, baby?

31
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Yup, yup.
 Good.

32
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And, besides, you guys
are gonna be just fine.

33
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I hired a housekeeper to take
care of you while I'm gone.

34
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And she's gonna be here
tomorrow.

35
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Her name is mrs. Hopkins.

36
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Ms. Hopkins --
that sounds like a teacher.

37
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She comes
highly recommended.

38
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Kids, come say good-bye
to your mama!

39
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Bye, mom.
 Bye, mom.

40
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Ew, unh-unh!
Come here.

41
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I'm going away
for three whole days.

42
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All I get is a "bye, mama"?

43
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I was just kidding.

44
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Have a good trip.
 Bye.

45
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Have fun
on your trip, mom.
 Thank you.

46
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I'm really
gonna miss you, mom.

47
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I'm gonna miss you guys,
too, munchkin.

48
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And what about you,
baldy?
 Mm-mm.

49
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You gonna miss me?
 No.

50
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Gonna miss me?
 Mm-mm.

51
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Gonna miss me?
You sure?

52
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You sure?
You sure?

53
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You sure?
You sure?

54
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You sure?
[ Laughing ]

55
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You know
I'm gonna miss you.

56
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Oh, between the two
basketball games,

57
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The big fight,
and golf,

58
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I'm just gonna be thinking
about nothing but you.

59
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Get off me.
You are an awful person.

60
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Move.

61
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Well, I guess we'll just be
here with ms. Hopkins, then.

62
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Who knows?

63
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She might even be
as sexy as you.

64
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Well, if she is sexy,

65
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She's been sexy
for about 75 years.

66
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Work it out.

67
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Work it out.

68
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[ Sighs ]

69
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What's the matter, dad?

70
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There's something wrong
with the cable or the tv.

71
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I can either get picture
without sound

72
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Or sound without picture.

73
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You better call somebody.
The big game's on tomorrow.

74
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I know.

75
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You know, I think they do this
on purpose.

76
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I think they plant
a device inside your tv

77
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That they trigger
right before a big game.

78
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It's a conspiracy
between the cable people

79
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And the tv-repairman
industry.

80
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Yeah, yeah.

81
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You know, it's kind of like
when you're in your car, right?

82
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You're driving,
you're driving along,

83
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And you get hungry.

84
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Stomach's growling --
bam!

85
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A fast-food place.

86
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Now, where do they go when
you're not hungry, huh?

87
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Where do they go, dad?

88
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I don't know,

89
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But I wish you would go
in the garage apartment

90
00:03:01,512 --> 00:03:04,605
And figure that out with
your pregnant girlfriend.

91
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I would, but vanessa's
at her folks' house today.

92
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I'm supposed to
go pick her up,

93
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But something's wrong
with my differential.

94
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It seems to be slipping.

95
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Yeah, well, we both need
to call a mechanic, I guess.

96
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You know,
that's a conspiracy, too.

97
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My car never breaks down...
Unless I have to use it.

98
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Is it breakfast time yet?

99
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No. The maid's not here
until 9:00.

100
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It is 9:00.

101
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Well, technically,
it's 5 seconds till 9:00.

102
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4...3...2...1.

103
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[ Doorbell rings ]

104
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Wow.

105
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Hello.
 Mr. Kyle?

106
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Yes.
 I'm your new maid.

107
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Well, come on in,
ms. Hopkins.

108
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Oh, no, no, no!

109
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We're not gonna have
any of that.

110
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You can call me by
my first name, june.

111
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June, well,
welcome to our house.

112
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I want you to meet
my children.

113
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This is my son, junior.

114
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Hello.
 This is my daughter claire.

115
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Hi.

116
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And that's my other
daughter kady.

117
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Well, hello to you all.

118
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Can you make me pancakes,
please?

119
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I can make you the best
pancakes you've ever tasted.

120
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What about you, young lady?
What would you like?

121
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A vegetarian omelet?

122
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Coming right up --
peppers, onions, mushrooms?

123
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Great.

124
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Would you like egg whites
only, egg substitute,

125
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Or the real deal?

126
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Well, the real deal,
if it's not too much trouble.

127
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Trouble?

128
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Serving others
is what makes me happy.

129
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And what about
you two gentlemen?

130
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What would you like?

131
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I like pancakes, too.

132
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I bet you'd like
some blueberries.

133
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How'd you know?

134
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Ha ha!
I've got the eye.

135
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I also happen to have
some blueberries.

136
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What about you, mr. Kyle?

137
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Oh, no. I'll just have
a cup of coffee.

138
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I've got a really busy day
today.

139
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Are you sure I can't
make you something?

140
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A man shouldn't start the day
without a hearty breakfast.

141
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Well, if you're making
blueberry pancakes...

142
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Now you're talking.

143
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And if you have a slice
of honeyed ham around...

144
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I just happen to have some
in my bag.

145
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You do?

146
00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:03,684
Any sausage?

147
00:05:03,684 --> 00:05:05,386
Turkey or pork?
 Turkey.

148
00:05:05,386 --> 00:05:07,518
Link or patty?
 Link.

149
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Well, lookee here.

150
00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,983
Wow. You've got everything
in that bag.

151
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You don't get a second chance
at a first impression,

152
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Mr. Kyle.

153
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Well, I better get busy.

154
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Breakfast isn't gonna
make itself.

155
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She's so efficient.

156
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Here's your coffee,
mr. Kyle...

157
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My own special blend.

158
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Hey, the television
is working.

159
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Did you fix that, franklin?

160
00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,670
No.
Of course, I could have,

161
00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:40,961
But somebody beat me to it.

162
00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:42,593
Did kady fix it?

163
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[ Laughing ] no, kady can't
even set up a lawn chair.

164
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[ Laughing ]
oh!

165
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Hey!

166
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Just kidding, my love.

167
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Hello, mr. Kyle.
 Hi, june.

168
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I hope you don't mind.
I took the liberty

169
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Of recalibrating the diode
panel on your monitor.

170
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The -- the what?

171
00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,823
I fixed your tv.

172
00:06:02,823 --> 00:06:04,284
I had a couple of tools
in my bag.

173
00:06:04,284 --> 00:06:06,036
Why, thank you.

174
00:06:06,036 --> 00:06:07,698
And where did you learn
how to do that?

175
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Oh, my first husband --
god rest his soul --

176
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Was a tv repairman.

177
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That's amazing.

178
00:06:13,584 --> 00:06:16,166
And what is that delicious
smell I'm smelling?

179
00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:17,548
Peach cobbler.

180
00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:19,299
Peach cobbler --
I love peach cobbler.

181
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I've got the eye.

182
00:06:20,921 --> 00:06:23,303
It's especially good when
you're watching a game.

183
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Oh, yeah, and there's
a great game on today.

184
00:06:25,556 --> 00:06:29,099
Oh, I know -- cleveland
versus philadelphia --

185
00:06:29,099 --> 00:06:31,432
Lebron james
versus allen iverson.

186
00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,973
Between the two of them,

187
00:06:32,973 --> 00:06:36,186
They have a combined
per game average of 47.6.

188
00:06:36,186 --> 00:06:38,188
You're a basketball fan?

189
00:06:38,188 --> 00:06:41,692
Oh, I love me my b-ball.

190
00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:43,904
Oh.
My first cobbler --

191
00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:47,237
The peaches came off
of dr. Naismith's tree.

192
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You knew the man
who invented basketball?

193
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Oh, well,
I don't like to brag.

194
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I took the last peach out
of the big straw basket.

195
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He was throwing this medicine
ball around like a moron,

196
00:06:59,339 --> 00:07:01,301
So I said,
"hey, why don't you

197
00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:03,464
Try to throw that thing
in here?"

198
00:07:06,346 --> 00:07:07,347
Wow.

199
00:07:07,347 --> 00:07:09,219
Hey, my car is fixed.

200
00:07:09,219 --> 00:07:10,851
Oh, I hope you don't mind.

201
00:07:10,851 --> 00:07:12,813
I had a few minutes while
the cobbler was cooking,

202
00:07:12,813 --> 00:07:14,394
So I fixed
your differential.

203
00:07:14,394 --> 00:07:15,395
What?

204
00:07:15,395 --> 00:07:17,107
And I rotated your tires.

205
00:07:17,107 --> 00:07:19,610
Oh, wow!
Thanks, june!

206
00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:21,271
Oh, don't mention it.

207
00:07:21,271 --> 00:07:23,063
Now, it may still pull
a little to the left,

208
00:07:23,063 --> 00:07:24,865
But just put some air
in the tire.

209
00:07:24,865 --> 00:07:27,407
You seem to be
an extremely learned woman.

210
00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:30,160
Oh, no, I barely got out
of grade school.

211
00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,952
Oh, so then you don't have
an opinion

212
00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,374
On, say, quantum dynamics?

213
00:07:34,374 --> 00:07:36,577
I never did learn
much about it.

214
00:07:36,577 --> 00:07:38,999
But now that it's been
obviated by string theory,

215
00:07:38,999 --> 00:07:42,042
I really don't see
much point.

216
00:07:42,042 --> 00:07:45,085
I think you met your match.
I think you met your match.

217
00:07:45,085 --> 00:07:48,048
We'll see.

218
00:07:48,048 --> 00:07:50,801
Perhaps you'd like to play
a little game of chess?

219
00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:52,723
Sure thing.
Come on in the kitchen.

220
00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:55,015
I'll play you
while I'm cleaning the oven.

221
00:07:55,015 --> 00:07:56,597
I think you'll find

222
00:07:56,597 --> 00:07:59,019
You need to keep your eye on
the board while playing me.

223
00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:01,441
Oh, I can picture the board
in my head.

224
00:08:01,441 --> 00:08:03,403
[ Chuckles ]
oh, by the way...

225
00:08:03,403 --> 00:08:09,570
[ Piano music plays ]

226
00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:11,612
Did you hear that?

227
00:08:11,612 --> 00:08:13,453
What?

228
00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:18,288
Your "c" major
is a quarter tone off.

229
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:25,215
All: wo-o-o-o-w!

230
00:08:27,588 --> 00:08:31,682
Come on, frankenfinkle,
show us your stuff.

231
00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:33,684
Queen to rook 3.

232
00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:35,806
Checkmate.

233
00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:37,187
Where?

234
00:08:37,187 --> 00:08:39,479
Pawn takes rook,
revealing the bishop.

235
00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:40,901
Darn!

236
00:08:40,901 --> 00:08:42,903
Oh, you did good,
though, honey.

237
00:08:42,903 --> 00:08:44,524
Don't hang your head.

238
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,988
This is inexplicable.
I have to go home and study.

239
00:08:49,319 --> 00:08:51,361
Well, june,
I can honestly say

240
00:08:51,361 --> 00:08:53,363
That we really enjoyed
having you here.

241
00:08:53,363 --> 00:08:55,035
May I ask you a question?

242
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,456
Sure, baby.

243
00:08:56,456 --> 00:08:58,248
Are you real,
or are you like mary poppins?

244
00:08:58,248 --> 00:09:00,120
[ Laughs ]

245
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,584
Hey, claire, I thought
we had an agreement

246
00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,626
You weren't supposed
to buy any new clothes.

247
00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:06,837
I didn't buy it.

248
00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,338
June made it for me
this morning.

249
00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:11,471
You made her
an entire outfit?

250
00:09:11,471 --> 00:09:15,726
Oh, no big deal.
I had some rags in my bag.

251
00:09:15,726 --> 00:09:17,387
By the way,

252
00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:19,139
I don't know whether
you're a betting man or not,

253
00:09:19,139 --> 00:09:20,941
But in tonight's game,

254
00:09:20,941 --> 00:09:23,944
My advice would be to take
cleveland and the points.

255
00:09:23,944 --> 00:09:25,445
My sources tell me

256
00:09:25,445 --> 00:09:28,028
That allen had himself quite
an evening last night.

257
00:09:28,028 --> 00:09:31,241
[ Slurps ]

258
00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:33,073
Now I'm gonna go to the store

259
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,996
And get the fixings
for my signature dessert --

260
00:09:35,996 --> 00:09:38,458
Homemade ice cream.

261
00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,500
Wow, can we have that
on hot apple pie?

262
00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,292
Is there any other way?

263
00:09:43,543 --> 00:09:47,417
All: wo-o-o-w!

264
00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:52,092
Mmm.

265
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,094
Oh! Oh, my god!

266
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,886
Mm-mmm!

267
00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,137
Huh?

268
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,769
This is so good!

269
00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:00,811
No, this is so,
so, sooo good!

270
00:10:00,811 --> 00:10:02,522
Mm-hmm!

271
00:10:02,522 --> 00:10:05,435
Who'd like a nice big dollop
of homemade whipped cream?

272
00:10:05,435 --> 00:10:07,357
Me, me, me!
Me, me, me, me!

273
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,820
Surprise!

274
00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:11,732
I'm home early

275
00:10:11,732 --> 00:10:13,493
'Cause I couldn't wait to come
home and see my family!

276
00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:18,618
All: wow.

277
00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:30,090
Well, you must be jay.
I'm june hopkins.

278
00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:31,752
Hi, ms. Hopkins.

279
00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:33,754
It looks like your cooking's
a big hit around here.

280
00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:35,095
Oh, jay, taste this.

281
00:10:35,095 --> 00:10:36,556
No, michael,
that looks fattening.

282
00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:38,098
No, you gotta.
You gotta!
 No, babe, no!

283
00:10:38,098 --> 00:10:39,219
Tell her she's gotta.

284
00:10:39,219 --> 00:10:41,261
You gotta.

285
00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:42,763
It's not fattening
the way I make it --

286
00:10:42,763 --> 00:10:46,266
No carbs, no sugars, no guilt.

287
00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:48,108
Okay, no carbs.

288
00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:49,529
Hmm?
 Mmm!

289
00:10:49,529 --> 00:10:51,031
Huh?
 It's delicious!

290
00:10:51,031 --> 00:10:53,273
No, no.

291
00:10:53,273 --> 00:10:55,115
Well, now that you're home
early,

292
00:10:55,115 --> 00:10:57,197
I guess you won't be needing me
anymore.

293
00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,448
All: no, no, don't leave!

294
00:10:58,448 --> 00:10:59,950
Don't ever leave.

295
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,702
You can stay and sleep
in my bed if you'd like.

296
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,413
I mean, if it's okay
with you, hon.

297
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,247
Well, I guess I do have
a lot of work to do and school.

298
00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:08,668
She's got tons of schoolwork
to do,

299
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,630
And I got work to do
down at the job,

300
00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:12,883
So maybe -- listen, maybe
tomorrow you could come in

301
00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:17,007
Just a little earlier and maybe
leave a little later, please.

302
00:11:17,007 --> 00:11:18,558
It's not a problem.

303
00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:20,971
Breakfast will be on the table
when you wake up.

304
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,562
Yeah!
Isn't that great?

305
00:11:22,562 --> 00:11:25,265
Yeah, that's great!
 Yeah, that's great!

306
00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:26,977
Isn't that great, honey?

307
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,398
Yeah, it's great.

308
00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:30,440
Well, I'll see you
in the morning.

309
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,481
Bye.
 Good night.

310
00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:33,313
Good night!

311
00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:34,985
You're blocking june.

312
00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:41,081
And the most interesting class
was the one on human symbiosis

313
00:11:41,081 --> 00:11:42,993
And the vicissitude
of individuation!

314
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,915
It was fascinating stuff,
you guys!

315
00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:49,089
Yeah.

316
00:11:49,089 --> 00:11:50,540
Fascinating, huh?

317
00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,542
Yeah, wonderful.
 Yeah, it was great.

318
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:53,633
Mm-hmm.

319
00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:56,506
Oh, okay.

320
00:11:56,506 --> 00:11:58,178
Well, it seems
like june --

321
00:11:58,178 --> 00:11:59,840
June?!
 She's here?!

322
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,142
I-i didn't say she was h--
she's not here.

323
00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:03,553
I was just saying --

324
00:12:03,553 --> 00:12:05,225
I was trying to say that,
you know,

325
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,848
I think she made this house
look really neat.

326
00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:09,900
Neat? It's immaculate.
Look at this.

327
00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:15,906
Try it.

328
00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:16,987
No.

329
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,819
Just try it.
Here.

330
00:12:18,819 --> 00:12:21,071
No, I don't want any.
I don't want any.

331
00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:22,783
I mean, it looks
fresh and everything.

332
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,454
The house looks very fresh.

333
00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:26,496
Well, it ought to be.
She repainted the whole thing.

334
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,538
And she made me
five new outfits.

335
00:12:28,538 --> 00:12:31,041
She rotated my tires
and shrunk my gap.

336
00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:36,086
She even beat franklin
at a couple of games of chess.

337
00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:38,088
And played the piano
better than him.

338
00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:39,970
She sounds like quite a find.

339
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,091
Oh, yeah.

340
00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:43,263
Hey, this is for you.

341
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,185
[ Gasps ]
michael!

342
00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:47,808
This is --
oh, this is so sweet!

343
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,149
Thank you!

344
00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:50,690
Oh, don't thank me.
June made it.

345
00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,392
June? She's upstairs?
 June?

346
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:54,154
Where? Don't tease me!
Don't tease me like that!

347
00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:56,566
You said it!

348
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:59,860
Come on, guys.
This is a cashmere sweater.

349
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,572
No one can make a cashmere
sweater all by themselves.

350
00:13:02,572 --> 00:13:03,864
June did.

351
00:13:03,864 --> 00:13:05,495
And made it with her feet.

352
00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:07,167
While writing this book
about us.

353
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:09,459
Plus, the cashmere came
from her own goats.

354
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:11,121
And she chopped down the tree

355
00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:14,084
And made the box
from the wood pulp.

356
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:17,177
Wow.

357
00:13:17,177 --> 00:13:20,300
That's exactly what we say
about her when she leaves.

358
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,924
All: wo-o-o-w!

359
00:13:26,186 --> 00:13:27,978
Good morning.
 Good morning.

360
00:13:27,978 --> 00:13:29,309
Taking a little break?

361
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,892
I'm just waiting
for a need to arise.

362
00:13:31,892 --> 00:13:33,103
Everything's done.

363
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,145
Everything?

364
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:36,526
Everything I can think of.

365
00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,318
You fed the kids?
 Done.

366
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,319
Laundry?
 Done.

367
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,991
Ironing?
 Done.

368
00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:42,612
I was thinking of rewiring
the refrigerator.
 Done.

369
00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:44,154
Clean the gutters?
 Done.

370
00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:45,946
How about my breakfast?
 Done.

371
00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:47,407
Ha, ha, ha!

372
00:13:47,407 --> 00:13:49,209
Ha, ha!

373
00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:53,623
How do you know it's done
if you don't know what I want?

374
00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:56,836
You know, you're right, jay.
What do you want?

375
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:01,511
I want eggs benedict
and hollandaise sauce

376
00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:04,054
With some canadian bacon.

377
00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:05,055
Done.

378
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,597
What kind of foolish --

379
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,390
How did --
how did you do --

380
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:11,641
There you go.

381
00:14:11,641 --> 00:14:13,974
Oh, my lord.

382
00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:16,856
Do you know why they call it
canadian bacon?

383
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,818
No, june,
I don't know that.

384
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,400
Well, I'll tell you.

385
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,533
My second husband, god rest
his soul, was a mountie.

386
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,745
Well, how long
was he a mountie?

387
00:14:25,745 --> 00:14:27,327
About 10 minutes a day.

388
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:33,043
But, seriously, he loved
breakfast meat.

389
00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:35,255
So when we were living
in saskatoon,

390
00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:37,497
And he had a hankering
for bacon,

391
00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:39,379
I would whip up a pork roast

392
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,841
And just slice it
as thin as I could.

393
00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:43,303
Next thing you know,

394
00:14:43,303 --> 00:14:45,385
People started calling it
canadian bacon.

395
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,307
Wow.

396
00:14:47,307 --> 00:14:50,850
So, I understand you're quite
a cook, mrs. Kyle.

397
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,273
Oh, well, you know,
I don't like to brag,

398
00:14:53,273 --> 00:14:55,395
But I do have a few select
dishes that are pretty good

399
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,147
If I do say so myself.

400
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:59,649
And I'll bet I know the thing
you like to make most.

401
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,900
Peach cobbler.

402
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,232
How do you know that?

403
00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:05,325
I've got the eye.

404
00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:10,530
And my third husband, god rest
his soul, was a cobbler.

405
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:11,701
Wait a minute.

406
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:13,663
Are you trying to tell me

407
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,415
That you also invented
peach cobbler?

408
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,038
No, it wasn't an invention.

409
00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,459
Oh.

410
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:22,002
It was more like
a discovery.

411
00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:23,593
I did invent soup, though.

412
00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,925
Why don't I
make some for lunch,

413
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,927
And you make a peach cobbler?

414
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,259
Hey, you're on.

415
00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:32,892
[ Chuckles ]

416
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,736
June, this is the most delicious
soup I've ever tasted.

417
00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:48,328
Me too!

418
00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:49,869
Well, I've been working on it
for quite a while.

419
00:15:49,869 --> 00:15:51,371
Thank you.

420
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:55,285
Well, save some room
for mommy's cobbler.

421
00:15:55,285 --> 00:15:56,416
Oh, boy!

422
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,747
Can't wait!

423
00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:58,748
Use those spoons.

424
00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:00,290
[ Laughs ]

425
00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:06,966
This ain't right, mama.

426
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,848
Boy, what you mean
it's not right?!

427
00:16:08,848 --> 00:16:10,720
All up in here --
mnh-mnh.

428
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,222
Something's missing.

429
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,144
Something's missing
all up in here.

430
00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:17,557
Michael, this is how
I always make mommy's cobbler!

431
00:16:17,557 --> 00:16:19,229
This is mommy's cobbler!

432
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,021
It's not better than
mrs. Hopkins' cobbler.

433
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,652
Nope.
Can't touch hopkins'.

434
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:26,276
Oh, I'm sure
it's as good as mine.

435
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,657
Taste it.

436
00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:32,992
Mnh.
This ain't right.

437
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,206
All up in here, huh?

438
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:38,248
All up in here.
Mm-hmm.

439
00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:41,291
Something's missing.

440
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,882
I know what it is.

441
00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:47,587
Try it now.

442
00:16:47,587 --> 00:16:49,259
Yup.
 Yup, that's it.

443
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,631
All: all up in there.

444
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,053
Michael: that's the way
your cobbler's

445
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,474
Supposed to taste, jay.

446
00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:55,805
Here.
Taste that.

447
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:59,018
Yeah, well,
we'll just see --

448
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,561
[ Muffled ] oh, my god.
All up in here.

449
00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:03,693
It's delicious!

450
00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:06,946
Ms. Hopkins,
what you put up in there?

451
00:17:09,699 --> 00:17:12,992
Now, I can't give away
all my secrets.

452
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,660
All: wo-o-o-o-w!

453
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,664
So how do you like
having a maid?

454
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:26,296
Oh, I love it.
She's amazing.

455
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,468
I mean, she even made
my cobbler better.

456
00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:29,879
What's not to love?

457
00:17:29,879 --> 00:17:32,172
Yeah, and you know what
the great thing is?

458
00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,803
You don't have to do no more
of that grunt work

459
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,225
You used to always
complain about.

460
00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:36,636
Ugh! The cooking
and the cleaning

461
00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:38,348
And the waiting on people.

462
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,231
And the nurturing
and doing the hair.
 Ugh! Blah!

463
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:42,682
And the homework.

464
00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:44,274
Now you're free
to do nothing.
 Nothing!

465
00:17:44,274 --> 00:17:46,236
Nothing.
We don't need you for nothing.

466
00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:48,188
You don't need me.
I can just lay back and do...

467
00:17:48,188 --> 00:17:49,819
Nothing.
 Nothing.

468
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,741
Hey, sit down.
You sit down.

469
00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:53,243
We don't need you...

470
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:54,284
Nothing.

471
00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:55,695
For nothing!

472
00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:59,619
[ Laughs ]
nothing.

473
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,911
You hate it, don't you?
 Oh, god, I hate it.

474
00:18:01,911 --> 00:18:04,083
Michael,
I have no purpose, baby.

475
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,256
I went away to learn how
to better help my family,

476
00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:07,667
And now I come back --

477
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,088
My family doesn't
even need my help!

478
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,840
Oh, baby that's not true.
 Yes, it is!

479
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,051
There's still stuff
you could do for us.

480
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:13,763
Like what, michael?
Name it.

481
00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:15,925
Well, you can clean out
the gutters in the morning.

482
00:18:15,925 --> 00:18:17,927
June did it.

483
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:19,719
You could rewire
the refrigerator.
 June did it.

484
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:21,271
You could chop some wood.
 June.

485
00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:23,183
June.

486
00:18:23,183 --> 00:18:25,605
June.

487
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,896
June.

488
00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:36,996
You're right.

489
00:18:36,996 --> 00:18:40,119
We'll have a family meeting
in the morning, okay?

490
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,741
Thank you.

491
00:18:44,244 --> 00:18:45,875
[ Mumbling ]

492
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:49,839
Okay.

493
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:52,922
Guys, your mother and I
have been talking,

494
00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:54,554
And it seems that

495
00:18:54,554 --> 00:18:56,716
A lot of the things
that june used to do for us

496
00:18:56,716 --> 00:18:58,888
Are things that your mother
loved doing for us.

497
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,970
So we've decided that
we're gonna let her go.

498
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:02,682
All: yay!

499
00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:03,893
Yay?

500
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,225
What do you guys
mean "yay"?

501
00:19:05,225 --> 00:19:06,936
I thought you'd be upset.

502
00:19:06,936 --> 00:19:09,229
Nah, june was nice, but her
cookies were too perfect.

503
00:19:09,229 --> 00:19:11,611
"Too perfect" --
what do you mean by that?

504
00:19:11,611 --> 00:19:13,823
Well, mom always burnt
the bottom of the cookies,

505
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:14,904
And I like that.

506
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,537
Thanks, I think.

507
00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:19,239
Yeah, it's the same thing
with pancakes.

508
00:19:19,239 --> 00:19:21,581
I mean, june's are great,
but they're always great.

509
00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:23,082
Sometimes with mom's,

510
00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:24,544
You get a secret batter ball
in the middle.

511
00:19:24,544 --> 00:19:27,377
Yeah, a secret batter ball --
I love those!

512
00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:28,878
Poh!
 Yeah!

513
00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,670
You like the batter ball?

514
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,672
Yeah. Poh!

515
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,714
Absolutely.

516
00:19:34,714 --> 00:19:36,506
Okay, so here's the deal.

517
00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:39,719
As much as we all love june,
and we love june...

518
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,301
Yeah.

519
00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:43,853
Okay, you're breaking down
on me.

520
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:45,975
We're gonna have to let her go
when she gets here.

521
00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:47,106
Right.
 Yeah.

522
00:19:47,106 --> 00:19:48,938
Okay, kady, you do the firing.

523
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,770
Why me, daddy?

524
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,071
Because you're the littlest
and you're the cutest.

525
00:19:52,071 --> 00:19:53,773
But look at me, daddy.

526
00:19:53,773 --> 00:19:55,485
I'm going through
that awkward adolescent stage.

527
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,487
Yeah.

528
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,158
Yeah, you're right.
True, true.

529
00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:00,870
She'll see right through that.

530
00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,745
Okay, then I'm gonna have
to fire her.

531
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:07,877
Good morning,
lovely people.

532
00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:09,499
Good morning.
 Good morning.

533
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,881
Listen, june, I really
need to talk to you.

534
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:15,885
Let me go first, mr. Kyle.
My work here is done.

535
00:20:15,885 --> 00:20:17,967
You're quitting?

536
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,599
No, I'm finished.

537
00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:22,642
I don't think you need
my services here anymore,

538
00:20:22,642 --> 00:20:24,804
So I'm moving off
to another family.

539
00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:26,306
Well, we're certainly
gonna miss you.

540
00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:28,107
That's right.

541
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:30,059
Oh, and I'm gonna miss
all of you,

542
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:34,274
But you're gonna be just fine
because you have each other.

543
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,905
Even you, kady,

544
00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:37,407
Although you're going through

545
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:40,780
That awkward adolescent stage
now, darling.

546
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,032
Oh, oh, oh, could you make
one more batch of pancakes

547
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:44,864
Before you go?

548
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:48,998
No, I think you should let
batter ball here make them.

549
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,001
Bye.

550
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,793
All: bye.

551
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,755
How did she know
about the batter ball?

552
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,087
[ Crying ] I don't know.

553
00:20:58,087 --> 00:21:01,140
I just saw something
that defies logic!

554
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,382
What?

555
00:21:02,382 --> 00:21:04,183
I just saw mrs. Hopkins
[swallows]

556
00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:05,725
Flying over the house

557
00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:08,478
With an [swallows] umbrella
in her hand.

558
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:12,562
And then,
she disappeared into the sky.

559
00:21:14,063 --> 00:21:16,896
All: wo-o-o-w.

560
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,742
Try it now.

561
00:21:22,742 --> 00:21:24,283
Yup.
Right there.

562
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,245
That's it. That's it!
 All up in there.

563
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,537
See, that's the way
your cobbler's

564
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,579
Supposed to taste, june.
 Yeah.

565
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,711
[Laughter]

566
00:21:31,711 --> 00:21:32,752
June?

567
00:21:32,752 --> 00:21:34,173
[ Laughs ]

568
00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:35,625
We'll loop "jay."

569
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,627
Gee, try to get it right,
will you, damon?

570
00:21:37,627 --> 00:21:40,970
[ Laughter ]