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COME ON, DAD, PLEASE.

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JUNIOR, I TOLD YOU WHEN YOU
FIRST BOUGHT THAT PIECE OF JUNK,

3
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THAT'S YOUR HEADACHE,
YOUR CAR.

4
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DON'T GET ME INVOLVED.

5
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BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN HELP ME WITH THIS.

6
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OH, SO YOU NEED MY SPECIAL
MECHANICAL SKILLS?

7
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NO. I NEED YOUR $250
TO BUY A NEW BUMPER.

8
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BOY, YOU MUST HAVE BUMPED
YOUR HEAD.

9
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IF YOU NEED THAT KIND OF MONEY,
YOU NEED A JOB.

10
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BUT THEY'RE NOT HIRING.

11
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WHO'S THEY?
THEM.

12
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NONE OF THEM?
YOU TALKED TO ALL OF THEM?

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WELL, MOST OF THEM.

14
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WELL, DAMN THEM.
EXACTLY.

15
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FORGET THEM!
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM!

16
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THE NERVE OF THEM!
THE NERVE!

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SO, WILL YOU GIVE ME
THE MONEY?
UH...

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NO!

19
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AGH! MAN!

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HEY, DON'T SUCK YOUR TEETH.

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I'LL KNOCK THEM
OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

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LOOK AT THIS -- ALONE TIME
WITH MY BABY AT LAST.

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YEAH, YOU GOTTA GRAB IT
WHILE YOU CAN.

24
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I'M GONNA GRAB IT
RIGHT NOW.

25
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I HAVE THE MOST INCREDIBLY
FABULOUS NEWS.

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YOU DECIDED TO DEDICATE YOUR
LIFE TO BEING A DOCTOR

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AND WORKING WITH THE POOR,

28
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AND YOU'RE GONNA REMAIN
CELIBATE?

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CLOSE. I GOT INVITED
TO THE SENIOR PROM.

30
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OH! BABY, THAT'S GREAT!
YOU'RE GOING TO THE PROM!

31
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I'M GOING TO THE PROM!

32
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WAIT A SECOND. YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE SENIOR PROM?

33
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YEAH.
BUT YOU'RE A SOPHOMORE.

34
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THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT.

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AT THIS RATE,
I COULD GO TO THREE PROMS

36
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AND BECOME A LEGEND IN
POPULARITY AT MY SCHOOL!

37
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SO TELL ME WHO ASKED YOU.
WHAT'S HIS NAME?

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IS HE CUTE?
IS HE FINE?

39
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JAY, YOU SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE 17!

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GET OUT!

41
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OKAY, DETAILS, DETAILS,
DETAILS.

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OKAY, HIS NAME IS
DONOVAN McINTYRE.

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HE'S THE QUARTERBACK
OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM,

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AN ACADEMIC ALL-AMERICAN,

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EDITOR OF THE
SCHOOL NEWSPAPER,

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AND...HE'S GORGEOUS!

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HA HA HA HA!
I HATE HIM. YOU'RE NOT GOING.

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DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION
TO HIM.

49
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WE GOTTA GO GET YOU
A DRESS...

50
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WAIT. WHAT ABOUT TONY?

51
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REMEMBER?
YOUR BOYFRIEND, TONY?

52
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YEAH, TONY DOESN'T MIND.

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TONY KNOWS YOU'RE GOING
TO THE SENIOR PROM

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WITH THE QUARTERBACK
OF THE SCHOOL,

55
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AND HE'S OKAY WITH THAT?
YEAH.

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HE'S GAY.
NO, HE'S NOT.

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HE KNOWS IT'S JUST
A FUN THING WITH DONOVAN.

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THERE'S NOTHING ROMANTIC
INVOLVED.

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DONOVAN CAN TAKE ANY SENIOR
HE WANTS TO THE PROM,

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BUT HE'S GONNA TAKE
A SOPHOMORE,

61
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AND YET THERE'S
NO ROMANTIC AGENDA?

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YEAH.
HE'S GAY, TOO.
THE WHOLE SCHOOL'S GAY.

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JUNIOR'S GAY. THAT'S WHY
HE'S TALKING ABOUT BUMPERS.

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THEY GO TO HOMO HIGH.

65
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DAD, WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO NEGATIVE?

66
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I'M BEING NEGATIVE

67
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BECAUSE I'M POSITIVE
ABOUT WHAT THAT BOY WANTS.

68
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NO, YOU CAN'T GO.

69
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YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
AT PROMS.

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NO, I DON'T.
I MISSED MY PROM.

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I'LL TELL YOU.
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

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YOU KNOW WHAT "PROM" STANDS FOR?
ASK ME.

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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT,
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

74
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PENES RUBBING
ON MY DAUGHTER.

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OKAY.

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DAD...

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FIRST OF ALL...

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THAT SPELLS "PROMD."

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NO, THE "D" IS SILENT,
JUST LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE.

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OKAY, GO UPSTAIRS.

81
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LET ME TALK
TO YOUR FATHER, PLEASE.

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SO, YOU'RE GONNA SAY
ABSOLUTELY NO TO THIS

83
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DESPITE THE WAY I FEEL?

84
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ABSOLUTELY.

85
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THE ONLY WAY I'D LET HER GO
IS IF WE TOOK HER.

86
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OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

87
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THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR PARENTS TO CHAPERONE.

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I COULD VOLUNTEER US!

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NO, WAIT, WAIT, HO, HO.
HEY, HEY.

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I WAS BEING FACETIOUS.

91
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I DIDN'T MEAN
WE WERE ACTUALLY GONNA GO.

92
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WHAT TROUBLE
COULD SHE POSSIBLY GET IN

93
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WITH US THERE WATCHING HER?

94
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THE GUY'S A QUARTERBACK.

95
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HE'S USED TO SCORING
IN FRONT OF THE CROWD.

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MICHAEL...
SHE'S GOING.

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SHE IS NOT.
SHE IS SO.

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SHE IS NOT.
SHE IS SO.

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SHE IS NOT.
SHE IS NOT.

100
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SHE IS SO,
AND THAT'S FINAL!

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OKAY, YOU WIN.

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WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU BUGS BUNNY'D ME!

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HEY, JUNIOR,
YOUR MOTHER AND I WANT TO KNOW

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WHY AREN'T YOU GOING
TO YOUR PROM?

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BECAUSE IT'S JUST
A BIG SHOWCASE

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FOR LOSERS, NERDS, WANNABES --
BENEATH ME.

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OH, VANESSA'S OUT OF TOWN?
YEAH.

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IS THAT THE ORIGINAL BUMPER
RIGHT THERE?

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YEAH, I JUST PUT
A LITTLE SPIT SHINE TO HER.

110
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BUT THIS IS JUST TEMPORARY.

111
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HERE'S WHAT MY BABY'S GONNA
LOOK LIKE WHEN I'M FINISHED.

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A BLONDE IN A BIKINI?
HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?

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[ LAUGHS ]
NO, DAD -- UNDER HER.

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OH, THE CAR.

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YEAH.
DON'T YOU LIKE IT?

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I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT.

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IT'S JUST, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA RESTORE THIS CAR.

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I'M NOT GONNA RESTORE
THE CAR.

119
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I'M GONNA HOOK IT UP.
GIRLS LIKE A CAR THAT'S FLASHY.

120
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THEY ALSO LIKE ONE
THAT MOVES.

121
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IT'S GONNA MOVE, ALL RIGHT.

122
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VANESSA AND I ARE GONNA DRIVE IT
UP TO LOOKOUT HILL,

123
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THEN TEST OUT THE HYDRAULICS.
HA HA!

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KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DAD?

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HA HA! NO.

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OW!

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LOOK, JUNIOR,
YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD.

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IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO START DEVELOPING STYLE --

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CLASSIC STYLE.

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I WAS REALLY HOPING
THAT YOU WOULD RESTORE THIS CAR

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TO THE WAY
IT WAS MEANT TO BE.

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YOU MEAN OLD SCHOOL?

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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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IT'S YOUR CAR, YOUR MONEY.
DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

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I AM.
SEE, LOOK AT THESE WHEELS.

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EVEN WHEN THE CAR STOPS,
THEY KEEP SPINNING.

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SO DOES MY BRAIN
AFTER A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

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JUNIOR, THESE THINGS
LOOK EXPENSIVE.

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THEY ARE. I FIGURE I'LL BE ABLE
TO ORDER THEM IN ABOUT A YEAR,

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UNLESS...
UNLESS WHAT?

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UNLESS I GET SOME HELP

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FROM A HANDSOME,
BALD-HEADED BENEFACTOR.

143
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VING RHAMES IS GONNA
LOAN YOU SOME MONEY?

144
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[ Laughing ]
NO, DAD -- YOU.

145
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LET ME GET BACK TO YOU
ON THAT.

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OKAY.

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[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]

148
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HELLO?
UH...NO.

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OH, COME ON, DAD, PLEASE.

150
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I'LL NEVER GET THIS CAR DONE
IF I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT MYSELF.

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YOU DON'T WANT ME
INVOLVED WITH THIS.
YES, I DO!

152
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NO, YOU DON'T.
YES, I DO. I DO!

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YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT IF I GET INVOLVED,

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THAT IT...
[ IMITATING STATIC ]
UH-HUH.

155
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AND YOU DON'T CARE
THAT A...

156
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I DON'T CARE AT ALL.

157
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AND YOU'RE SAYING,
"DADDY..."

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MM-HMM.
BECAUSE IT...BE...

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ABSOLUTELY.

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YEAH? THEN YOU AGREE
TO THOSE TERMS?

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COMPLETELY.

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OKAY...

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D-DAD --
DAD, I'M LOSING YOU.

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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

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DAD, ARE YOU GOING THROUGH
THE CANYON?

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YEAH.

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DAD, DO YOU MIND?
I'M TALKING TO MY FATHER!

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HELLO?

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HELLO IN THERE.

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AAH!

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GOODBYE IN THERE.

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KADY, GET UP.

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I NEED FOR YOU
TO BE PATIENT, OKAY?

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WE'RE GONNA BE LEAVING
IN A MINUTE --

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AS SOON AS WE FIND CLAIRE
A PRETTY DRESS.

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CLAIRE, HURRY UP!

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[ SIGHS ]

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[ GASPS ]

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[ Sobbing ] OH, MY BABY!

181
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WHY ARE YOU CRYING AGAIN?

182
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THIS IS THE SIXTH DRESS
I'VE TRIED ON.

183
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EVERY TIME I COME OUT,
YOU BURST INTO TEARS.

184
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OH, BECAUSE, BABY,
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

185
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YOU REMIND ME
OF WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE

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IF I'D HAVE GONE
TO MY PROM.

187
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OH, YES, CLAIRE,
YOU GOTTA GO WITH THIS ONE.

188
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THIS IS FABULOUS.

189
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ARE YOU SURE?

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OH, YEAH, GIRL.
OH, OH...

191
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YES, GIRL, GO WITH THAT ONE.
GO WITH THAT ONE.

192
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OH, AND NOW
ALL WE HAVE TO DO

193
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IS FIND A NICE DRESS FOR ME,
AND WE'RE IN THERE.

194
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WHAT? CHAPERONES DON'T
WEAR GOWNS.

195
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YOU PUT ON A DARK SUIT

196
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AND STAND IN THE CORNER
TALKING TO THE GYM TEACHER.

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SWEETIE...COME ON.

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IF I DID THAT, THEN I REALLY
WOULD STAND OUT.

199
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BUT IF I GET MY OWN GOWN,

200
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I CAN BLEND IN
WITH ALL THE OTHER KIDS.

201
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YEAH, LIKE
NO ONE WILL NOTICE

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A 35-YEAR-OLD
FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT.

203
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[ GRUNTS ]

204
00:07:07,217 --> 00:07:09,097
DAD, WHAT DID YOU DO?

205
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PRETTY COOL, HUH?

206
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THOSE ARE
THE ORIGINAL WHEELS.

207
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I KNOW. I'M HOOKING IT UP.
THEY LOOK GREAT, HUH?

208
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THEY LOOK...OLD.

209
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NO, NOT OLD, SON.

210
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THEY'RE CLASSIC.

211
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YOU DON'T CALL "THE GODFATHER"
MOVIE AN OLD MOVIE.

212
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YOU CALL IT A CLASSIC.

213
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YOU DON'T CALL MOTOWN MUSIC
OLD MUSIC.

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YOU CALL IT CLASSIC.

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YOU DON'T CALL
LIZA MINNELLI OLD.

216
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YOU CALL HER...
CRAZY AS A CAT TURD.

217
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS
TO MY CAR, DAD.

218
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
DON'T THANK ME, SON.

219
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LOOK. I GOT ANOTHER SURPRISE
FOR YOU.

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CLOSE YOUR EYES.

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REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU WANT
TO GET SOME BLING-BLING FOR IT?

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WELL, LOOK AT THAT.
BLING-BLING!

223
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FUZZY DICE?!

224
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THEY'RE GONNA GO
RIGHT UP ON YOUR MIRROR,

225
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AND THEN I'M GONNA GET THE DOG
WITH THE HEAD THAT DOES THIS.

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HUH?

227
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SOME CORDUROY INTERIOR.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

228
00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,651
[ SOBBING ]

229
00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:04,913
I KNOW. DON'T GET
ALL EMOTIONAL, BUDDY.

230
00:08:04,905 --> 00:08:07,155
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US
BOTH START CRYING.

231
00:08:07,157 --> 00:08:09,367
[ Sobbing ]
COME HERE, BOY.

232
00:08:09,369 --> 00:08:10,819
OH, DADDY...

233
00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:14,881
I KNOW, PARTNER.
LET YOUR HALF OUT.

234
00:08:16,877 --> 00:08:18,997
HOW'S ALL THIS PROM STUFF
GOING ON?

235
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,289
OH, FANTASTIC.

236
00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,920
I JUST FOUND ME
THE PERFECT SHOES

237
00:08:21,922 --> 00:08:24,212
TO GO WITH
THE EQUALLY PERFECT DRESS.

238
00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:27,224
I MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH
MR. GLENN TO GET MY HAIR DONE.

239
00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:29,507
I JUST SET UP A MANICURE,
A PEDICURE.

240
00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,469
THAT SOUNDS ALL GOOD FOR YOU,
BUT WHAT ABOUT CLAIRE?

241
00:08:32,472 --> 00:08:33,472
WHO?

242
00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:34,813
CLAIRE.

243
00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,135
OH, YEAH,
SHE'S GONNA LOOK GREAT.

244
00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:40,307
BABY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE
SO MUCH FUN AT THAT PROM!

245
00:08:40,310 --> 00:08:41,350
I DON'T KNOW, JAY.

246
00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:42,811
I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER

247
00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:45,243
THAT THIS IS NOT ABOUT
US HAVING FUN.

248
00:08:45,235 --> 00:08:48,065
THIS IS ABOUT CLAIRE
NOT HAVING FUN, REMEMBER?

249
00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:50,358
OH, I GOT IT.
WHAT ABOUT THAT BOY OF YOURS?

250
00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,240
HOW DID HE LIKE
HIS NEW WHEELS?

251
00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:55,422
OH, JUNIOR HATED THEM,
JUST LIKE I PLANNED.

252
00:08:55,415 --> 00:08:58,865
AND WHAT LESSON ARE WE TEACHING
THIS WEEK, PROFESSOR KYLE?

253
00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:01,369
UH, THAT WOULD BE
LESSON NUMBER 74.

254
00:09:01,371 --> 00:09:02,791
OH, YOU LOOK CONSTIPATED.

255
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,043
YES. YES, I AM.

256
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,344
IT'S THE LESSON
THAT'S SO HARD TO TEACH.

257
00:09:06,336 --> 00:09:08,166
AND THE LESSON IS,

258
00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:12,468
IF IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY,
DON'T COMPLAIN, SONNY.

259
00:09:12,472 --> 00:09:14,382
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]

260
00:09:14,384 --> 00:09:16,234
OKAY.
DID HE LEARN IT YET?

261
00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:19,386
I DON'T THINK SO.
I JUST THREW THE HOOK OUT THERE.

262
00:09:19,389 --> 00:09:20,889
NOW I GOT TO BAIT HIM IN.

263
00:09:20,891 --> 00:09:22,141
I FEEL IT, JAY.

264
00:09:22,142 --> 00:09:25,242
SOON I'M GONNA CATCH ME
A 150-POUND BIG-HEADED BASS.

265
00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:27,445
JUNIOR'S ONLY 130 POUNDS.

266
00:09:27,447 --> 00:09:29,237
THAT HOOK IS
A 20-POUND HOOK.

267
00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:30,399
OH, YEAH. RIGHT.

268
00:09:34,494 --> 00:09:35,914
HEY, WHAT'S UP, MIKE?

269
00:09:35,906 --> 00:09:36,996
JUNIOR!

270
00:09:36,997 --> 00:09:38,287
WHAT'S GOING ON?

271
00:09:38,288 --> 00:09:40,578
HEY, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF GUYS
HOME FROM WORK

272
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,250
TO HELP US WORK ON OUR CAR.

273
00:09:42,252 --> 00:09:43,372
OUR CAR?

274
00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:44,583
YEAH, PARTNER.

275
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,174
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO IT?

276
00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:47,626
WHAT AREN'T WE DOING
TO IT?

277
00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,918
WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
I TOOK THIS ENGINE OUT.

278
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,510
THIS ENGINE IS TOO BIG,
TOO POWERFUL FOR THAT CAR.

279
00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:53,552
YUP.

280
00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:56,483
WE FOUND THE ORIGINAL --
60 HORSEPOWER.

281
00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:57,976
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY

282
00:09:57,978 --> 00:10:00,098
ABOUT A SPEEDING TICKET
AGAIN, BOY.

283
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,600
AND CHECK THIS OUT
OVER HERE.

284
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,431
WE TOOK THOSE RETRO
BRAKES OFF,

285
00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:04,563
PUT THE OLD SHOES BACK ON.

286
00:10:04,564 --> 00:10:06,654
NOW, YOU PROBABLY
WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP,

287
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,487
BUT IT'S OLD-SCHOOL CLASSIC!

288
00:10:09,489 --> 00:10:10,649
THANK YOU.

289
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,941
SPEAKING ABOUT CLASSIC,
LISTEN TO THIS, SON.

290
00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:15,333
I GOT YOU AN A.M. RADIO.

291
00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:19,155
A.M.? BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO
LISTEN TO IT AT NIGHT?

292
00:10:19,159 --> 00:10:20,329
[ CHUCKLES ]

293
00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:23,370
THAT'S MY SON, THE JOKER.
AT NIGHT!

294
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,133
AT NIGHT!

295
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,915
[ LAUGHTER ]

296
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,049
SO, IS THAT
A WRIST CORSAGE?

297
00:10:31,051 --> 00:10:34,131
OH, GREAT. CAN YOU HAVE IT HERE
BY 5:00 TOMORROW?

298
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,394
THANK YOU. BYE.

299
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,016
OH, YOU ARE SO SWEET!

300
00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:39,468
REALLY? WHAT DID I DO?

301
00:10:39,469 --> 00:10:42,429
YOU JUST BOUGHT ME A CORSAGE.
THANK YOU.

302
00:10:42,432 --> 00:10:45,902
BABY, I DIDN'T THINK
THAT A CHAPERONE WORE A CORSAGE.

303
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,266
I'M BLENDING IN, MICHAEL.

304
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:49,977
I JUST WANT TO BE ANOTHER ONE
OF THE KIDS AT THE PROM.

305
00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,360
ONE OF THE KIDS?

306
00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:52,401
YES.

307
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,572
OKAY, JAY, LOOK...

308
00:10:53,573 --> 00:10:56,043
AT THE RISK OF ME GETTING
MY HEAD BASHED IN,

309
00:10:56,036 --> 00:10:58,536
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE TAKING THIS PROM THING

310
00:10:58,538 --> 00:10:59,488
A BIT TOO SERIOUSLY?

311
00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:00,989
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

312
00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:03,371
IN MY MIND, WE'RE JUST
GOING THERE TO MAKE SURE

313
00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:06,133
THE QUARTERBACK DON'T
MAKE A PASS AT OUR DAUGHTER.

314
00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:07,336
BUT THERE IS NO REASON

315
00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,627
I CAN'T HAVE FUN AND
LOOK GOOD AT THE SAME TIME.

316
00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:11,999
WHICH REMINDS ME --
I'M PUTTING YOU IN A TUX.

317
00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:14,342
A TUX?!
WHY DO I GOTTA WEAR A TUX?

318
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,474
'CAUSE, BABY,
I'M GONNA LOOK GOOD.

319
00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:18,556
YOU NEED TO STEP UP
YOUR GAME.

320
00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:21,428
OKAY, LOOK, JAY...

321
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,601
IS THIS YOUR PROM
WE'RE GOING TO,

322
00:11:23,603 --> 00:11:25,273
OR IS THIS CLAIRE'S PROM?

323
00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:27,515
IT'S CLAIRE'S PROM, BABE.
COME ON.

324
00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:30,187
WHAT? JUST BECAUSE
I'M ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT IT?

325
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,770
IT'S ALL FOR MY LITTLE GIRL.

326
00:11:31,772 --> 00:11:33,022
REALLY?

327
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:34,693
YES, REALLY.

328
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,324
AND I AM GONNA HAVE THE BEST
TIME I POSSIBLY CAN FOR CLAIRE.

329
00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:41,738
AND IF YOU WOULD STOP
TRYING TO ARGUE WITH ME,

330
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,702
YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE THE BEST
TIME YOU POSSIBLY COULD, TOO.

331
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,504
YOU MEAN LIKE
A REAL PROM NIGHT?

332
00:11:46,496 --> 00:11:48,916
MM-HMM. YOU KNOW WHAT "PROM"
STANDS FOR, RIGHT?

333
00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:51,999
NO. WHAT?
PLENTY RUBBING ON MICHAEL.

334
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:55,512
HELLO, DOWN THERE!

335
00:11:57,337 --> 00:11:58,717
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

336
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,638
I SAID I'LL GET IT!

337
00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:04,473
WHO ARE YOU, MAN?

338
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,524
I'M CLAIRE'S DATE,
DONOVAN McINTYRE.

339
00:12:06,516 --> 00:12:07,896
YOU LOOK OLDER THAN ME.

340
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,610
HOW MANY TIMES
YOU GET LEFT BACK?

341
00:12:11,611 --> 00:12:12,611
NONE, SIR.

342
00:12:12,612 --> 00:12:15,452
COME HERE. LET ME GO OVER
THE GROUND RULES WITH YOU.

343
00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,565
THERE'S NO HUGGING, NO KISSING,
NO TOUCHING,

344
00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:20,447
NO FONDLING, NO ALCOHOL,
NO DRUGS.

345
00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,410
AND THAT'S JUST WITH ME,
OKAY?

346
00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:25,292
NOW, WITH CLAIRE,
I'M A LOT STRICTER. AGREED?

347
00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:28,455
I SAID NO TOUCHING!

348
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,288
HI, DONOVAN.
HI, CLAIRE.

349
00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:31,540
UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH!

350
00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,211
BUT I CAN'T TOUCH YOU.

351
00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:34,673
I SEE YOU'VE MET MY DAD.

352
00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:36,514
I GOT YOU A CORSAGE.

353
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,136
OH, ISN'T THAT NICE?

354
00:12:38,138 --> 00:12:40,588
LET ME PUT THAT ON HER
BEFORE YOUR HANDS SLIP

355
00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:43,760
AND TOUCH SOMETHING TO GET
YOUR BEAT UP AND INCAPACITATED

356
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,603
BEFORE YOUR BIG NIGHT.

357
00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:48,305
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

358
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:51,518
INTRODUCING THE FAIREST
MAIDEN OF THEM ALL --

359
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,891
LADY JAY KYLE!

360
00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:54,273
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

361
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,824
[ CAMERA WINDS ]

362
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:56,816
ONE MORE, BABE.

363
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,397
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

364
00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,398
WOW.

365
00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:02,239
JAY, YOU ARE A VISION,
WOMAN.

366
00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:03,492
THANK YOU, BABY.

367
00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:06,253
SO, CLAIRE...
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

368
00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:09,536
I THINK I DIED IN MY SLEEP
AND THIS IS HELL.

369
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,499
NO, SILLY.
WE'RE TWINS!

370
00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:14,122
[ GIGGLES ]

371
00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:15,474
LOOKY HERE.

372
00:13:15,465 --> 00:13:18,255
YOU TWO LOOK LIKE
A BEFORE-AND-AFTER COMMERCIAL.

373
00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:19,548
WHAT?

374
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,219
NO, MOM. WHAT I MEANT WAS
YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL BEFORE,

375
00:13:22,222 --> 00:13:25,232
AND YOU'RE STILL BEAUTIFUL,
EVEN AFTER THE THREE KIDS AND...

376
00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:27,765
BAIL OUT, JUNIOR.
KADY, YOU WANT
SOME ICE CREAM?

377
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,517
YEAH.

378
00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:32,099
Michael: I THINK YOU GUYS
LOOK AMAZING. HUH, DONOVAN?

379
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,482
ABSOLUTELY. CLAIRE DIDN'T
TELL ME SHE HAD A SISTER.

380
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:37,154
[ LAUGHS ]

381
00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:39,317
MOM...
WHAT? WHAT?

382
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,319
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
WE'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE IDIOTS!

383
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,652
NO, WE'RE NOT.
WE COULD START A NEW TREND --

384
00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:46,004
MOTHER-DAUGHTER PROM DRESSES.

385
00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:48,286
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'D CATCH ON?
UH...NO.

386
00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:49,908
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

387
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,660
YOU BOTH LOOK AMAZING,
OKAY?

388
00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:53,581
NOW, LET'S HURRY UP
AND GET TO THE PROM.

389
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,383
THE SOONER WE GET THERE,
THE SOONER WE CAN GET BACK,

390
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,506
AND THAT'S WHEN
ALL THE REAL DANCING STARTS.

391
00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:01,128
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
NOT YOU.

392
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,631
HE THOUGHT
WE WERE SISTERS!

393
00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:05,643
[ LAUGHING ]

394
00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:08,675
COME ON, SISTER!

395
00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:13,560
LOOK AT THEM!

396
00:14:13,563 --> 00:14:16,483
I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT HAVING
A GOOD TIME, CLAIRE.

397
00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:19,356
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
YOU DIDN'T STICK ME WITH THEM.

398
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,609
YOU WANT SOME PUNCH?

399
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,940
SURE.

400
00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:26,615
YOU WANT SOME PUNCH?

401
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,036
I'M -- I'M SORRY,
MR. KYLE.

402
00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:30,618
I WAS JUST GONNA GIVE CLAIRE
A PECK ON THE CHEEK

403
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,660
TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER.

404
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,251
WELL, DON'T TRY THAT ON ME.

405
00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:35,713
I DID THE SAME THING
AT YOUR AGE WITH MRS. KYLE,

406
00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:37,205
AND I ENDED UP BEING
A DADDY.

407
00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:38,587
DADDY!
YEAH, A DADDY.

408
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,668
I'M SORRY, SIR.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

409
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,670
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
OVER HERE HOLDING UP THE WALL?

410
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:45,433
COME ON, BABY!
WE GOTTA BE SEEN,

411
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:47,635
OR ELSE WE WON'T BE NOMINATED
KING AND QUEEN!

412
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,887
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU CAN'T BE PROM ROYALTY.

413
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,889
YOU HAVE TO BE A STUDENT
TO WIN.

414
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,351
SAYS WHO? THIS IS AMERICA,
HONEY. OKAY?

415
00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:56,404
WHOEVER GETS
THE MOST VOTES WINS.

416
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,566
EXCEPT IN FLORIDA.

417
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:58,567
[ LAUGHS ]

418
00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:00,518
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

419
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,940
I KNOW, CLAIRE.

420
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,782
ISN'T THIS THE PROM
YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF?

421
00:15:04,784 --> 00:15:07,534
NO, IT'S A NIGHTMARE.
YOU'VE RUINED IT FOR ME.

422
00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:09,577
WHAT? HOW? WHAT?
I RUINED WHAT FOR YOU?

423
00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:11,449
WE'RE DRESSED THE SAME WAY,

424
00:15:11,451 --> 00:15:13,791
YOU'RE HAVING MORE FUN
THAN I AM,

425
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:16,593
AND IF I TRY TO HAVE ANY FUN,
DAD IS RIGHT THERE TO STOP IT.

426
00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,666
NOW YOU WANT TO BE
KING AND QUEEN?

427
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,958
WHAT'S NEXT?

428
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,130
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHOO! THAT IS MY SONG!

429
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,353
IS THAT WHAT
I THINK IT IS?

430
00:15:25,345 --> 00:15:27,845
YEAH, BABY!
COME ON, LET'S BOOGIE!

431
00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:31,137
ALL RIGHT, KIDS,
EVERYBODY FORM A SOUL TRAIN!

432
00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:33,601
OH, MY GOD.

433
00:15:33,603 --> 00:15:34,763
UHH!

434
00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:46,872
OH, MY GOD.

435
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,160
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!

436
00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:54,622
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!

437
00:15:54,624 --> 00:15:56,674
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!

438
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,576
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!

439
00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:00,958
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!

440
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,880
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!

441
00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:04,752
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!
HOO HOO!

442
00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:08,054
WHOA, CLAIRE.
YOUR PARENTS ARE REALLY COOL.

443
00:16:08,048 --> 00:16:09,258
[ LAUGHS ]

444
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:12,219
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ABOUT
TO GET FUNKY UP IN HERE.

445
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,302
WHOO!

446
00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:15,863
EVERYBODY
CLAP THEIR HANDS!

447
00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:17,055
YEAH!

448
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:19,687
THIS ONE HERE IS CALLED
THE CHA-CHA SLIDE.

449
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:22,229
WE'RE GONNA START
WITH THE BASICS, ALL RIGHT?

450
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,862
FOLLOW ME.

451
00:16:23,863 --> 00:16:25,783
TO THE LEFT.

452
00:16:25,775 --> 00:16:27,815
GO BACK NOW.

453
00:16:27,817 --> 00:16:29,947
HOP THIS TIME.

454
00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:31,869
RIGHT FOOT STOMP.

455
00:16:31,871 --> 00:16:33,411
LEFT FOOT STOMP.

456
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,713
NOW CHA-CHA-CHA.

457
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,915
CHA-CHA-CHA.

458
00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:39,497
DOWN TO YOUR KNEES.

459
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,039
PUT YOUR HANDS
ON YOUR KNEES.

460
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,882
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

461
00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:45,803
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

462
00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:47,425
I CAN'T GO NO MO.

463
00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:49,427
I'M GONNA COME BACK UP,

464
00:16:49,429 --> 00:16:51,759
'CAUSE MY BACK IS HURTIN'.

465
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,931
NOW EVERYBODY CLAP
YOUR HANDS!

466
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,443
ARE YOU TWO CRAZY?

467
00:16:55,435 --> 00:16:56,975
WHAT? WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU?

468
00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:58,686
WE ARE HAVING
A GOOD TIME, BABY!

469
00:16:58,688 --> 00:16:59,898
WELL, I'M NOT!

470
00:16:59,899 --> 00:17:02,769
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TURN
TO THE LEFT.

471
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:03,852
TURN TO THE LEFT.

472
00:17:03,853 --> 00:17:04,853
MOM...
WHAT?

473
00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:06,454
NOW SLIDE TO THE RIGHT.

474
00:17:06,446 --> 00:17:08,986
REMEMBER HOW
YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PROM?

475
00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:10,238
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

476
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,110
WELL, THANKS TO YOU,
I'M NOT HAVING ONE EITHER!

477
00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:16,293
CLAIRE, YOU'RE A SOPHOMORE.
YOU GOT TWO MORE SHOTS AT IT.

478
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,746
MOM! LISTEN TO YOURSELF!

479
00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,707
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
MY NIGHT,

480
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:22,749
AND AT THIS MOMENT, IT COULDN'T
POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE.

481
00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:24,162
AND NOW, IN A SURPRISE UPSET,

482
00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:25,934
WE'D LIKE TO MAKE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT

483
00:17:25,925 --> 00:17:27,375
THAT, BY POPULAR DEMAND,

484
00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:30,587
TWO NONSTUDENTS ARE THIS YEAR'S
PROM KING AND QUEEN --

485
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,880
CLAIRE KYLE'S PARENTS,
MICHAEL AND JAY!

486
00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:35,312
[ SHRIEKING ]

487
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,675
I WON!!

488
00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:39,937
I'M THE QUEEN!! AAH!!

489
00:17:39,939 --> 00:17:42,849
I'M THE QUEEN!!
GET OUT OF MY WAY!!

490
00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,772
I'M THE QUEEN!! OH!!

491
00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:45,824
OH, MY GOD!!

492
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,275
I'M THE KING!

493
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:50,567
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE, MICHAEL!

494
00:17:52,902 --> 00:17:54,532
HEY...

495
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:57,374
YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO
COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM, HUH?

496
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,957
STILL NOT TALKING TO US,
HUH?

497
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,829
GUESS NOT.

498
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,661
MICHAEL, WE DID GO
A LITTLE OVERBOARD.

499
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:05,804
WE?

500
00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:08,965
YEAH, WE. YOU WERE THE ONE
THAT WAS MOONING THE PRINCIPAL.

501
00:18:08,968 --> 00:18:11,798
WELL, YOU WERE THE ONE
THAT PULLED OUT THE CARDBOARD

502
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,011
AND STARTED BREAK DANCING.

503
00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:17,182
I SAID WE WENT OVERBOARD --
WE.

504
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:18,807
IT WAS FUN, THOUGH, HUH?

505
00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:19,888
YEAH, IT WAS.

506
00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:21,349
LET ME GO TALK TO HER.

507
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,351
THANK YOU.

508
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,813
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

509
00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:25,944
GO AWAY.

510
00:18:25,935 --> 00:18:27,355
IT'S YOUR FATHER.

511
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,437
OH, YOU MEAN
THE KING OF THE PROM?

512
00:18:29,439 --> 00:18:30,729
SORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS.

513
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,190
"YOUR MAJESTY" WILL SUFFICE.

514
00:18:32,192 --> 00:18:36,242
YOU GUYS MADE THAT WHOLE PROM
EXPERIENCE MORTIFYING FOR ME.

515
00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:37,656
I KNOW, CLAIRE.

516
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,787
AND YOUR MOTHER AND I
FEEL REALLY BADLY

517
00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:41,499
THAT WE STOLE
ALL YOUR THUNDER.

518
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,791
I MEAN, THAT'S WHY
SHE GAVE YOU HER CROWN.

519
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:46,633
IT WAS HER WAY OF APOLOGIZING
AND SAYING THAT SHE'S SORRY

520
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,956
THAT SHE HAD MORE FUN
AT THE PROM THAT YOU DID.

521
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,378
CARRIE HAD MORE FUN
AT HER PROM THAN I DID.

522
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,552
MAYBE SO.

523
00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:55,813
BUT TRY TO BE UNDERSTANDING,
CLAIRE.

524
00:18:55,805 --> 00:19:00,015
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY
YOUR MOTHER MISSED HER PROM?
NO.

525
00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:04,019
IT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS GIVING
BIRTH TO JUNIOR THAT NIGHT.

526
00:19:04,023 --> 00:19:05,983
OH.

527
00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,855
I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.

528
00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:09,937
YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE
SHE NEVER TALKS ABOUT

529
00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:12,029
THE SACRIFICES SHE MAKES
FOR YOU GUYS.

530
00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:13,981
THAT'S JUST
HOW YOUR MOTHER IS.

531
00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:16,493
THIS WAS A VERY IMPORTANT NIGHT
FOR HER, CLAIRE.

532
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:19,906
SHE GOT A CHANCE TO BE
A TEENAGE GIRL AGAIN.

533
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,779
AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD
FIND IT IN YOUR HEART

534
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:27,133
TO NOT ONLY UNDERSTAND HER
BUT TO FORGIVE HER.

535
00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:40,138
HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

536
00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:41,929
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE ANGRY, DAD,

537
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,601
BUT THIS ISN'T THE WAY
I WANTED MY CAR TO TURN OUT.

538
00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:47,024
SO I'M TAKING YOUR STUFF OUT
AND RETURNING IT.

539
00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:48,936
WAIT. I THOUGHT
WE WERE PARTNERS IN THIS.

540
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,228
NO, WE WEREN'T PARTNERS.

541
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,150
YOU WERE MAKING
ALL THE DECISIONS.

542
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:54,231
WELL, I WAS PUTTING UP
ALL THE MONEY.

543
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,454
THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA EXPECT
WHEN SOMEONE'S FOOTING THE BILL.

544
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,317
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS WAS A LESSON?

545
00:19:59,319 --> 00:20:00,619
YEAH.

546
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:03,320
YOU DID ALL THAT TO MY CAR
TO TEACH ME A STUPID LESSON?

547
00:20:03,323 --> 00:20:06,003
SEE, SON, YOU KEEP
TALKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN

548
00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,955
AND BUILDING A LIFE
WITH VANESSA,

549
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,917
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE
OF A CAR.

550
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,540
OKAY, I GET IT, DAD.

551
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,962
AND THANK YOU
FOR TEACHING ME THAT LESSON.

552
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,644
BUT IT TOOK A LOT
OUT OF ME.

553
00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:20,047
SO MAYBE YOU CAN THROW IN
SOME RIMS

554
00:20:20,049 --> 00:20:22,889
TO MAKE UP
FOR MY EMOTIONAL DISTRESS?

555
00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,012
HMM.

556
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:25,273
LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.

557
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,305
OKAY.

558
00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:29,226
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

559
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,398
TELEGRAM FOR JUNIOR KYLE!

560
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:34,151
TELEGRAM FOR JUNIOR KYLE!

561
00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:39,316
"UH...NO."

562
00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:40,909
[ LAUGHS ]

563
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,866
YOU ARE A QUEEN, MOM.

564
00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:04,262
YOU WANT SOME PUNCH?

565
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,603
UH, SURE.

566
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,440
YOU WANT SOME PUNCH?

567
00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:13,392
OW.

568
00:21:13,393 --> 00:21:15,823
[ LAUGHS ] SORRY.

569
00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:17,655
LEAN OUT THE WINDOW!

570
00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:19,067
COME ON, DAD!

571
00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:21,358
HELLO? HELLO?

572
00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:22,611
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

573
00:21:22,612 --> 00:21:23,612
[ LAUGHING ]

574
00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:25,333
CAN YOU CALL ME BACK?

575
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,955
WHAT?

576
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,166
HELLO?