1 00:00:02,253 --> 00:00:03,923 MMM, MMM, MMM. WHAT'S WRONG? 2 00:00:03,924 --> 00:00:05,724 WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD TODAY? 3 00:00:05,716 --> 00:00:07,386 EVERY TIME YOU PICK UP THE PAPER, 4 00:00:07,388 --> 00:00:08,678 ANOTHER CHILD IS MISSING. 5 00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:11,799 SEND YOUR KID OUT TO SHOOT HOOPS, HE MAY GET SHOT. 6 00:00:11,802 --> 00:00:13,722 HEY, DAD. 7 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:16,524 YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE VICTIMS OF CEREAL KILLERS [serial] 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,937 ALWAYS END UP ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON? 9 00:00:18,939 --> 00:00:20,059 YEAH. 10 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:22,231 AND WHAT DO YOU EAT MILK WITH? CEREAL? 11 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:23,693 EXACTLY. 12 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:25,954 COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. 13 00:00:25,946 --> 00:00:27,736 YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING. 14 00:00:27,738 --> 00:00:28,908 I KNOW I AM! 15 00:00:28,909 --> 00:00:31,609 YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT PANCAKE KILLERS 16 00:00:31,612 --> 00:00:34,292 OR BACON KILLERS OR OATMEAL KILLERS. 17 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:36,825 IT'S ALWAYS THE "CEREAL" KILLERS. 18 00:00:36,827 --> 00:00:39,917 YOU KNOW, IF YOU POKE ME ONE MORE TIME, 19 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,000 THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR PICTURE. 20 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:43,922 OH. SORRY. 21 00:00:43,924 --> 00:00:45,674 EXACTLY. 22 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,050 OH. THIS IS CRAZY. 23 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,393 BABE, YOU'RE CATASTROPHISING. 24 00:00:55,386 --> 00:00:57,556 CATASTROPHISING? IS THAT A REAL WORD? 25 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,938 YEAH. 26 00:00:58,939 --> 00:01:00,889 I GOT THE MAIL AND SOME CANDY. 27 00:01:00,891 --> 00:01:02,981 CA-- WHERE DID YOU GET CANDY? SPIT THAT OUT! 28 00:01:02,983 --> 00:01:04,113 SPIT IT OUT! 29 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,105 YOU DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM THE MAILMAN. 30 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:08,187 I KNOW THAT. I GOT IT FROM MOMMY. 31 00:01:08,189 --> 00:01:10,609 OH... 32 00:01:10,611 --> 00:01:12,611 THERE YOU ARE. 33 00:01:12,613 --> 00:01:13,903 KADY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 34 00:01:13,904 --> 00:01:15,794 I ALMOST FORGOT YOUR INDIAN PRINCESS'S CAMPING WEEKEND 35 00:01:15,786 --> 00:01:17,456 IS COMING UP AT THE ROSENBERG'S. 36 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:19,498 WHO'S THE ROSENBERGS? I DON'T KNOW THEM. 37 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,750 THEY'RE NICE, MICHAEL. 38 00:01:20,751 --> 00:01:23,291 I'M SURE THEY'RE NICE, BUT I DON'T KNOW THEM. 39 00:01:23,294 --> 00:01:24,884 SO IF THERE'S GONNA BE ANY CAMPING DONE, 40 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,415 LET IT BE DONE IN OUR OWN BACKYARD. 41 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:28,917 THEY'RE GONNA NEED A LEADER. ARE YOU GONNA BE THE CHIEF? 42 00:01:28,919 --> 00:01:30,839 I'LL BE THE CHIEF. I'LL WATCH THE GAME, 43 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,671 THEN I'LL GO OUT AND PLAY INDIAN. 44 00:01:32,673 --> 00:01:34,853 YOU HAVE TO BE WITH THEM THE WHOLE DAY AND NIGHT. 45 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,555 YOU GOTTA TEACH THEM THE CULTURE AND THE HISTORY 46 00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:38,768 OF NATIVE AMERICANS -- 47 00:01:38,769 --> 00:01:40,889 THE ARTS, CRAFTS, DANCING, ALL OF THAT. 48 00:01:40,891 --> 00:01:41,931 FINE. I CAN DO THAT. 49 00:01:41,932 --> 00:01:43,352 OKAY. 50 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:45,404 AT LEAST I'LL KNOW WHERE MY BABY IS. 51 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:46,606 OH, GOODY! 52 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,607 I'LL GO CALL RACHEL AND CHARLOTTE! 53 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:49,819 THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO PRINCESSES? 54 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:51,320 THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES I LIKE. 55 00:01:51,322 --> 00:01:53,032 Claire: MOM! DAD! 56 00:01:53,033 --> 00:01:56,003 CAN YOU COME UP HERE? I WANNA TALK TO YOU. 57 00:01:55,996 --> 00:01:58,036 OH, I WONDER WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 58 00:01:58,038 --> 00:01:59,038 OHH. 59 00:01:59,039 --> 00:02:00,199 I'M CATASTROPHISED. 60 00:02:00,201 --> 00:02:01,331 [ GIGGLES ] 61 00:02:01,332 --> 00:02:04,512 THANK YOU FOR COMING. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 62 00:02:04,505 --> 00:02:06,505 CAN I GET THAT FOR YOU? 63 00:02:06,507 --> 00:02:08,167 PLEASE DO, HUSBAND. 64 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,919 I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. 65 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,050 OH, COME ON, CLAIRE. NOT ANOTHER PROPOSITION. 66 00:02:12,052 --> 00:02:13,802 [ Imitating Claire ] MOM, DAD, 67 00:02:13,804 --> 00:02:16,524 CAN I BORROW AGAINST MY COLLEGE FUND FOR A NEW JEANS JACKET? 68 00:02:16,517 --> 00:02:17,887 I REMEMBER THAT. 69 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,018 OKAY. OKAY. 70 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:20,719 THAT WAS REACHING, 71 00:02:20,721 --> 00:02:24,021 BUT I THINK WE'RE ALL GONNA LIKE THIS NEW PROPOSAL. 72 00:02:24,024 --> 00:02:25,984 AH, VISUAL AIDS. 73 00:02:25,976 --> 00:02:28,066 ALL RIGHT, CURRENTLY, 74 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:30,068 MY WEEKEND CURFEW IS 11:00. 75 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:33,190 NOW, SINCE I LEAVE AT 7:00, THAT GIVES ME A FOUR-HOUR BLOCK -- 76 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,124 ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR -- 77 00:02:35,115 --> 00:02:36,155 FOUR -- 78 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,236 OF UNSUPERVISED FREE TIME. 79 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,330 NOW, HERE'S WHAT I'M PROPOSING. 80 00:02:41,332 --> 00:02:43,872 I WOULD LIKE TO MOVE MY CURFEW -- 81 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:46,294 NOT CHANGE IT, BUT MOVE IT. 82 00:02:46,287 --> 00:02:48,337 IN THIS NEW SCENARIO, 83 00:02:48,339 --> 00:02:52,669 MY TIME OF DEPARTURE WILL BE 11:00, NOT 7:00, 84 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:57,893 EFFECTIVELY SHIFTING MY CURFEW FROM 11:00 P.M. TO 3:00 A.M. 85 00:02:57,888 --> 00:03:00,348 AM I GOING TOO FAST? 86 00:03:00,351 --> 00:03:01,931 WE'RE KEEPING UP. 87 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,222 SHIFTING. GOT IT. 88 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:06,654 OKAY. NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING, 89 00:03:06,647 --> 00:03:08,977 "WON'T YOU BE TIRED, CLAIRE?" 90 00:03:08,979 --> 00:03:10,569 I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING. 91 00:03:10,571 --> 00:03:11,941 READING MY MIND. 92 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,442 AND YOU SHOULD BE, FATHER, 93 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:16,284 BECAUSE THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION FOR CONCERNED PARENTS, 94 00:03:16,277 --> 00:03:20,697 BUT THE ANSWER IS "NO," AND HERE'S WHY. 95 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,991 AHH. 96 00:03:21,992 --> 00:03:26,332 THE 7:00 TO 11:00 SHIFT BECOMES CLAIRE'S NAP TIME. 97 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:27,627 SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, 98 00:03:27,628 --> 00:03:30,128 I'M REALLY ASKING FOR NOTHING AT ALL. 99 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:32,170 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 100 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:33,212 MICHAEL -- 101 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,933 I'M GONNA STAND UP FOR THIS. 102 00:03:34,925 --> 00:03:36,505 I'M GONNA MOVE OUT YOUR WAY. 103 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,137 JUST CLEAR THE ROOM FOR THIS. 104 00:03:38,138 --> 00:03:42,218 THE ANSWER...TO THAT...IS... 105 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,062 AAH. 106 00:03:45,055 --> 00:03:47,145 AAAH. AAH. 107 00:03:47,147 --> 00:03:49,897 AAAH. AAAH. AAH. 108 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:54,530 AAAAAAH. 109 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:57,355 AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH. 110 00:03:57,358 --> 00:04:01,238 AAH. AAH. AAH. AAH. AAH. AAH. AAH. 111 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:06,325 AAAAH -- 112 00:04:06,327 --> 00:04:07,327 NO. 113 00:04:07,328 --> 00:04:08,578 HA HA HA! 114 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:12,039 17 SECONDS. THAT'S A NEW "AAAH" RECORD. 115 00:04:12,042 --> 00:04:14,082 I FEEL -- AAAAH -- TIRED. 116 00:04:14,084 --> 00:04:15,594 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 117 00:04:15,586 --> 00:04:17,636 YOU CAN'T KEEP ME LOCKED UP FOREVER! 118 00:04:17,638 --> 00:04:20,338 NO, JUST BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 11:00 AND 3:00. 119 00:04:20,341 --> 00:04:23,641 YOU PEOPLE ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! I FEEL LIKE I'M IN PRISON! 120 00:04:23,644 --> 00:04:26,944 YOU KNOW, ONE DAY, I'M GONNA BE GROWN UP, 121 00:04:26,937 --> 00:04:29,057 AND THEN I'LL REMEMBER. 122 00:04:29,059 --> 00:04:30,729 I'LL REMEMBER. 123 00:04:30,731 --> 00:04:32,151 I'LL REMEMBER! 124 00:04:32,152 --> 00:04:35,162 I'LL REMEMBER! 125 00:04:35,155 --> 00:04:38,855 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 126 00:04:43,904 --> 00:04:46,044 HEY, TONY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 127 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,576 YOU ALWAYS CALL BEFORE YOU COME OVER. 128 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:51,119 THAT WAS THE OLD TONY -- PREDICTABLE, SAFE TONY. 129 00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:54,291 THE NEW TONY -- HE JUST SHOWS UP WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT. 130 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,054 UNLESS THIS IS A BAD TIME. 131 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,176 NO, IT'S FINE. 132 00:04:58,178 --> 00:05:00,918 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 133 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:02,881 I GOTTA CHANGE MY LIFE, CLAIRE. 134 00:05:02,883 --> 00:05:04,133 WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 135 00:05:04,134 --> 00:05:07,144 YOU KNOW MY HAMSTER -- MR. JINGLES? 136 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:09,769 HE JUST DIED. 137 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:12,520 YOU KNOW, HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE IN A BOX, CLAIRE. 138 00:05:12,523 --> 00:05:14,703 I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE MR. JINGLES. 139 00:05:16,236 --> 00:05:19,646 [ Crying ] MR. JINGLES! 140 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:22,240 IT'S ALL RIGHT, TONY. DON'T CRY. 141 00:05:22,242 --> 00:05:24,832 YOU'RE RIGHT. THE OLD TONY WOULD CRY. 142 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,155 BUT THE NEW TONY -- 143 00:05:26,156 --> 00:05:28,906 YOU KNOW, HE'S GONNA TAKE CHANCES, DARN IT! 144 00:05:28,909 --> 00:05:30,619 SORRY. DID I OFFEND YOU? 145 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:32,081 NO. 146 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,752 I'M GONNA BE FREE. 147 00:05:33,754 --> 00:05:35,634 I'M JUST GONNA DO THINGS THAT ARE CRAZY. 148 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:36,796 LIKE WHAT? 149 00:05:36,797 --> 00:05:38,337 I'M GONNA RUN WITH SCISSORS. 150 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,798 I'M GONNA LOOK ONE WAY BEFORE CROSSING. 151 00:05:40,801 --> 00:05:43,171 I'VE EVEN BEEN LISTENING TO MY DAD'S RAP COLLECTION. 152 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:45,233 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A GUY NAMED VANILLA ICE? 153 00:05:46,136 --> 00:05:48,766 THAT GUY IS GOOD! RIGHT? 154 00:05:48,769 --> 00:05:51,559 WOW. THIS CHANGE IN YOU IS AMAZING. 155 00:05:51,562 --> 00:05:54,062 I JUST WANNA BUST OUT AND GO BONKERS. 156 00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:55,284 YOU KNOW WHAT, TONY? 157 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:57,145 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 158 00:05:57,147 --> 00:05:59,527 I'M GOING THROUGH EXACTLY THE SAME THING! 159 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:00,940 I FEEL SO...RESTRICTED. 160 00:06:00,941 --> 00:06:02,151 YEAH! 161 00:06:02,152 --> 00:06:03,652 LIKE I'M IN A STRAITJACKET. 162 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:04,914 YEAH! I CAN'T BREATHE! 163 00:06:04,905 --> 00:06:06,485 YEAH! IT'S LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE, EITHER! 164 00:06:06,487 --> 00:06:09,577 NO! I MEAN REALLY. I CAN'T BREATHE! 165 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:12,870 OH, SIT DOWN. I'LL GET A BAG FOR YOU. 166 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,463 NO, IT'S OKAY. I BROUGHT ONE. 167 00:06:15,456 --> 00:06:16,496 THAT'S IT. 168 00:06:16,497 --> 00:06:18,547 NICE, SLOW, DEEP BREATHS. 169 00:06:18,549 --> 00:06:21,209 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 170 00:06:21,211 --> 00:06:23,461 WOW. WHAT A RUSH. 171 00:06:23,464 --> 00:06:27,144 THERE'S NO HIGH LIKE A CARBON-MONOXIDE HIGH. 172 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,427 LET'S GO CRAZY TOGETHER. 173 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,720 YEAH. WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 174 00:06:31,722 --> 00:06:34,392 THERE'S A PARTY SATURDAY AT MIDNIGHT. 175 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,694 LET'S SNEAK OUT AND GO TO IT. 176 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:39,357 WHOA. NO. I DON'T KNOW. 177 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:41,149 THAT'S JUST NUTS. 178 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,281 THE ONLY TIME I'VE BEEN ABLE TO STAY UP TILL MIDNIGHT 179 00:06:43,283 --> 00:06:44,113 WAS FOR MIDNIGHT MASS. 180 00:06:44,114 --> 00:06:45,534 AND EVEN THEN, I GOT SLEEPY, 181 00:06:45,526 --> 00:06:47,826 BUT THAT WAS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE OF THE SOUND 182 00:06:47,828 --> 00:06:49,868 OF THE ORGAN AND THE SMELL OF THE CANDLES. 183 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,620 DO YOU WANNA GET WILD OR DON'T YOU? 184 00:07:01,251 --> 00:07:03,341 LET'S DO IT. 185 00:07:08,509 --> 00:07:10,009 DAD, CAN YOU HELP US? 186 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:13,350 [ Native American accent ] CHIEF SOARING EAGLE BUSY NOW. 187 00:07:13,353 --> 00:07:14,903 Man: WHAT A GREAT GAME. 188 00:07:14,895 --> 00:07:17,975 THE WARRIORS VERSUS THE WIZARDS FOR THE CONFERENCE FINAL. 189 00:07:17,978 --> 00:07:20,358 IT'S AS IF MICHAEL JORDAN IS REBORN -- 190 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,150 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU MAKE CHIEF ANGRY. 191 00:07:23,153 --> 00:07:24,953 [ GROWLING ] 192 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,825 [ GIGGLES ] 193 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:29,737 CHIEF MUST KNOW WHO WIN CONTEST BETWEEN WIZARDS/WARRIORS. 194 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,200 THERE WERE NO RADIOS IN INDIAN TIMES. 195 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,992 YOU ARE WRONG, OH, HAIR-OF-FIRE. 196 00:07:33,994 --> 00:07:36,544 THERE WAS TIME WHEN BIG CONTEST 197 00:07:36,537 --> 00:07:38,877 WAS BROADCAST WITH SMOKE SIGNAL. 198 00:07:38,879 --> 00:07:41,709 PROBLEM WAS, SCORE WAS ALWAYS ZERO. 199 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:45,852 SO THEY INVENT SILENT SMOKE SIGNAL. 200 00:07:45,846 --> 00:07:48,886 OH, SOMEBODY'S BLOWING SMOKE, ALL RIGHT. 201 00:07:48,889 --> 00:07:51,549 YOU HAVE ATTITUDE. 202 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:55,153 SORRY, DAD. NO RADIO TONIGHT. 203 00:07:55,145 --> 00:07:57,055 THAT'S RIGHT, MICHAEL. 204 00:07:57,057 --> 00:07:58,897 YOU HAVE TO FOCUS ON THESE GIRLS. 205 00:07:58,899 --> 00:07:59,979 YOU'RE THE CHIEF. 206 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,060 CHIEF IS FOCUSED. 207 00:08:01,061 --> 00:08:03,441 CHIEF WAS JUST FINISHING LAST TEPEE... 208 00:08:03,443 --> 00:08:05,493 WHICH WILL DOUBLE AS CASINO. 209 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,655 WE ALREADY HAVE TONY DANZA BOOKED FOR GRAND OPENING. 210 00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:09,779 THAT'S A LIE! 211 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,990 HE'S BEEN SITTING THERE LISTENING TO THE RADIO 212 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,112 ALL DAY LONG! 213 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:14,963 HUSH, 'EM, SPOTTED-FACE. 214 00:08:14,955 --> 00:08:17,745 MICHAEL, WILL YOU STOP GOOFING AROUND?! 215 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,038 NAME NOT MICHAEL. 216 00:08:19,039 --> 00:08:23,789 NAME CHIEF BIG SOARING -- COO-COO! COO-COO! -- EAGLE. 217 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,054 MORE LIKE BALD EAGLE. 218 00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:27,086 [ LAUGHING ] 219 00:08:27,087 --> 00:08:28,217 I WILL SCALP YOU, 220 00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:30,258 AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE LITTLE CHICKEN. 221 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,840 MICHAEL, YOU PROMISED TO -- AND I QUOTE -- 222 00:08:32,843 --> 00:08:34,773 "HONOR THE WAYS AND THE SPIRITS 223 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,975 OF THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH," 224 00:08:36,977 --> 00:08:39,767 WHICH MEANS YOU ARE GOING TO TEACH THESE GIRLS -- 225 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,810 SILENCE! 226 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:45,912 MAIDEN NO TELL CHIEF HOW TO ACT, 227 00:08:45,906 --> 00:08:48,696 WHAT TO DO. 228 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:49,699 [ CHUCKLES ] 229 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,030 MICHAEL, IF YOU EVER 230 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,531 WANNA GET INTO THIS MAIDEN'S WIGWAM AGAIN, 231 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,833 YOU'LL DO AS I SAY. 232 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,365 YES, OH, POKED-OUT HIGHNESS. 233 00:08:57,367 --> 00:08:58,457 HEY! 234 00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:01,998 I SEE WHERE YOU HAVE HIDDEN SACRED DRUM. 235 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:05,383 CAN'T WAIT TO BANG DRUM SLOWLY. 236 00:09:06,466 --> 00:09:07,836 ARE YOU KIDDING, ERICA? 237 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:10,218 MY PARENTS WOULD NEVER LET ME GO TO THE PARTY TONIGHT, 238 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:12,090 BUT I'M GOING ANYWAY. 239 00:09:12,092 --> 00:09:14,132 SIMPLE. TONY'S GONNA COME AND SNEAK ME OUT OF MY ROOM 240 00:09:14,134 --> 00:09:15,394 AT MIDNIGHT, AND THEN -- 241 00:09:15,385 --> 00:09:17,095 OH, HERE COMES MY MOM. I GOTTA GO. 242 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:18,557 TALK TO YOU LATER. 243 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,268 HI. WHO WAS ON THE PHONE? 244 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:23,350 IT WOULD BE NICE IF I GET SOME PRIVACY AROUND HERE. 245 00:09:23,353 --> 00:09:25,193 THIN ICE, CLAIRE. THIN ICE. 246 00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:27,685 I'M TELLING YOU. THESE KIDS ARE DRIVING -- 247 00:09:27,688 --> 00:09:29,028 AND LOOK AT THIS MESS. 248 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:31,149 DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M A MAID AROUND -- 249 00:09:31,151 --> 00:09:31,951 [ SCREAMS ] 250 00:09:31,952 --> 00:09:33,032 HI, MAMA. 251 00:09:33,033 --> 00:09:35,963 JUNIOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BOY? 252 00:09:35,956 --> 00:09:37,906 JUST DOING A LITTLE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT. 253 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:40,078 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW I SMELL TO OTHERS 254 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,330 BY LAYING UNDER MY OWN DIRTY LAUNDRY. 255 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,423 AND WHAT DID YOU DETERMINE, SON? 256 00:09:45,415 --> 00:09:47,705 YOU KNOW, IT'S KINDA TRICKY. 257 00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:50,258 THERE'S SO MANY ODORS TO WORK WITH, 258 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,840 FROM FEET TO ARMPIT TO CROTCH. 259 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,853 YOU KNOW, IT'S A -- 260 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,555 A SYMPHONY OF SMELL, 261 00:09:56,556 --> 00:09:59,096 A SMORGASBORD OF STENCH, 262 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,889 A FESTIVAL OF FRAGRANCE, 263 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,982 A PARTY OF P.U.s. 264 00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:07,114 INTRIGUING...ISN'T IT? 265 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,937 GO HELP YOUR FATHER WITH THE DOGGONE TEPEE. 266 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:10,990 OKAY, OKAY. 267 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:14,533 PARTY OF P.U.s. 268 00:10:14,534 --> 00:10:16,954 [ SNIFFS ] EW! 269 00:10:17,998 --> 00:10:19,078 HE'S RIGHT. 270 00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:25,089 THE BOY... THE BOY IS RIGHT. 271 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:28,456 [ WHISTLING ] 272 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,668 [ GIGGLES ] 273 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,380 WHAT'S FUNNY? 274 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,051 NOTHING. 275 00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:36,933 [ WHISTLING ] 276 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,057 [ GIGGLES ] 277 00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:42,219 COME ON, TELL ME. I WANNA LAUGH, TOO. 278 00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:44,692 IT'S NOTHING, POP. 279 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:47,645 [ WHISTLING ] 280 00:10:49,189 --> 00:10:51,819 HA HA HA! 281 00:10:51,822 --> 00:10:52,982 HA HA HA! 282 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,033 WHAT, BOY? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 283 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,874 WHAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY? 284 00:10:55,866 --> 00:10:57,196 OKAY, OKAY! 285 00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,277 I CAN'T JUST TELL YOU 286 00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:01,038 THAT CLAIRE'S SNEAKING OUT TONIGHT WITH TONY. 287 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:03,371 THAT WOULD BE TATTLING. YOU HAVE TO GUESS. 288 00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:05,553 OKAY. IS CLAIRE SNEAKING OUT WITH TONY? 289 00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:08,085 AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE IS. 290 00:11:08,088 --> 00:11:09,128 HOW? 291 00:11:09,129 --> 00:11:10,459 ARE YOU ASKING ME A QUESTION 292 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,000 OR ARE YOU SPEAKING INDIAN? 293 00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:15,392 [ WHISTLES ] 294 00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:17,135 OW! 295 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:19,057 OKAY. 296 00:11:19,059 --> 00:11:22,889 I DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS, BUT HE'S COMING AT MIDNIGHT. 297 00:11:22,893 --> 00:11:25,363 HE'S GONNA ROLL UP TO THE CURB IN A BLACK SEDAN, 298 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:27,605 AND HE'S GONNA USE THE LADDER IN THE BUSHES 299 00:11:27,607 --> 00:11:28,607 UNDER CLAIRE'S WINDOW. 300 00:11:28,608 --> 00:11:29,648 THAT'S ALL I KNOW. 301 00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:31,359 YOU DON'T KNOW NO DETAILS. 302 00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:34,231 NO, BUT IF I FIND OUT ANY SPECIFIC PARTICULARS, 303 00:11:34,234 --> 00:11:36,164 YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. 304 00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:38,196 [ WHISTLES ] 305 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,818 OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 306 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:43,662 I JUST LIKE THE WAY THAT SOUNDS. 307 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:54,329 OH, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE PAIN IN BUTT. 308 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,434 I JUST TALKED TO MEGAN FROM THE ROSENBERG'S TRIBE, 309 00:11:57,427 --> 00:11:59,887 THEY JUST BUILT A FIRE FROM SCRATCH! 310 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,050 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 311 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:04,181 ALL WE'RE DOING IS WAITING ON YOU HAND AND FOOT. 312 00:12:04,184 --> 00:12:06,984 YES, YES, BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAIDEN, 313 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,607 AND A MAIDEN MUST TEND TO THE NEEDS OF THE CHIEF! 314 00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:13,610 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. YOU'RE OVERLY SIMPLIFYING THIS. 315 00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:16,203 THE NATIVE AMERICANS HAD A VERY ADVANCED CULTURE. 316 00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:17,196 HOW? 317 00:12:17,197 --> 00:12:19,067 ARE YOU ASKING ME A QUESTION 318 00:12:19,069 --> 00:12:22,199 OR YOU DOING A CRUEL PARODY OF A NOBLE PEOPLE? 319 00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:25,962 I WAS ASKING A QUESTION AS TO HOW HOW HOW? 320 00:12:25,956 --> 00:12:27,206 FOR INSTANCE, 321 00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,957 THEY WERE THE FIRST TO OPENLY ACCEPT GAY PEOPLE. 322 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:34,840 YES, MANY KNOW THE TALE OF LITTLE DROP THE TOMAHAWK. 323 00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:36,675 THIS IS STUPID. 324 00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:39,086 WE'RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING ABOUT BEING INDIANS. 325 00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:40,089 YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT. 326 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:41,590 HERE'S YOUR BEER. 327 00:12:41,591 --> 00:12:43,261 AH, YOU HAVE DONE WELL. 328 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,103 YOU ARE NOW LITTLE FETCH-ME-BEER. 329 00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:49,806 YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A SEAT AROUND THE HIBACHI. 330 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,850 COME, LET US TELL TALES -- WISE TALES. 331 00:12:52,853 --> 00:12:55,493 MANY, MANY MOONS AGO 332 00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,945 THERE WAS PRINCESS CLAIRE-WATHA 333 00:12:57,948 --> 00:13:01,238 AND SHE WAS THE DAUGHTER OF THE GREATEST CHIEF EVER. 334 00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:04,241 AND ONE DAY, A BRAVE FROM ANOTHER VILLAGE 335 00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:07,464 CAME TO STEAL AWAY PRINCESS CLAIRE-WATHA, 336 00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:10,457 AND THIS MADE THE CHIEF VERY, VERY ANGRY. 337 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:11,540 WAIT A MINUTE. 338 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,541 CLAIRE-WATHA? 339 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,303 IS THIS JUST A THINLY VEILED REFERENCE TO YOUR ACTUAL LIFE? 340 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,797 AM I THAT TRANSPARENT? 341 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,181 THAT IS WHAT IT IS. 342 00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:25,233 CLAIRE-WATHA WILL BE STOLEN TONIGHT. 343 00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:28,015 AND I NEED MY BRAVETTES TO HELP ME TO ENSURE 344 00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:30,268 THAT SHE STAYS HERE IN THE VILLAGE. 345 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,770 CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME? 346 00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:33,141 YES. YES. YES. 347 00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:36,493 NO. WITH FEELING, WITH ZEST. CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME? 348 00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:37,736 YES! YES! 349 00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:38,857 A LITTLE LOUDER. 350 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:43,109 YES!! YES!! YES!! 351 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,503 GOOD. THEN TONIGHT, WE MAKE WAR. 352 00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:49,325 [ IMITATING NATIVE AMERICAN CHANT ] 353 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,211 All: ♪ NINE LITTLE, EIGHT LITTLE, SEVEN LITTLE INDIANS ♪ 354 00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,304 ♪ SIX LITTLE, FIVE LITTLE, FOUR LITTLE INDIANS ♪ 355 00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:59,216 ♪ THREE LITTLE, TWO LITTLE, ONE LITTLE INDIAN ♪ 356 00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:01,009 ♪ TEN LITTLE INDIAN BOYS ♪ 357 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:04,131 ♪ YA YA YA YA YA YA YA ♪ 358 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,136 YES. NOW THAT WE HAVE CHANTED 359 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:11,518 THE SACRED SONG OF OUR ANCIENT PEOPLE, 360 00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:13,851 IT IS TIME TO PREPARE OUR FACES FOR WAR WITH PAINT. 361 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,403 YAY! YAY! YAY! 362 00:14:16,396 --> 00:14:18,976 NOW, STEP-UM FORWARD. 363 00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:21,779 CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LOOK TO THE MOON. 364 00:14:21,781 --> 00:14:23,241 THIS. 365 00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:25,253 COOL! 366 00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:30,075 STEP FORWARD, CLOSE YOUR EYES. LOOK TO THE MOON. 367 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,290 THAT'S GREAT! 368 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,661 [ CHUCKLES ] 369 00:14:32,662 --> 00:14:35,302 STEP FORWARD, LOOK TO THE MOON. 370 00:14:36,997 --> 00:14:38,587 AWESOME! 371 00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:41,298 WHEN ARE WE GOING TO LEARN THE WAR DANCE? 372 00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:43,591 RIGHT NOW, LITTLE ROUND-FACE. 373 00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:49,273 [ CHANTING ] 374 00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:56,404 THAT WAR DANCE LOOKS LIKE THE ROBOT. 375 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,606 OH, YOU ARE WISE. 376 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:02,229 THAT IS BECAUSE WE MUST BE BRAVE LIKE ROBOTS. 377 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:06,082 [ CHANTING RESUMES ] 378 00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:09,947 WHAT IS THAT FOOL DOING OUT THERE? 379 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,290 WHO CARES? 380 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,661 I JUST CAME TO GET A DRINK BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP. 381 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,003 SLEEP? 382 00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:16,745 SINCE WHEN DO YOU GO TO BED AT 8:00 ON A SATURDAY NIGHT? 383 00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:18,496 WELL, SINCE I CAN'T EXTEND MY CURFEW, 384 00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,298 MIGHT AS WELL JUST SLEEP MY LIFE AWAY. 385 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,210 OH, CLAIRE, STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC. 386 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,002 YOU YELL AT ME WHEN I WANT TO GO OUT, 387 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:26,434 THEN WHEN I WANT TO STAY IN. I CAN'T WIN WITH YOU. 388 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,506 NO, YOU CAN'T WIN WITH THAT LITTLE SNOTTY ATTITUDE. 389 00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:30,048 WELL, IF YOU DON'T MIND, 390 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,850 I'LL BE IN MY ROOM WHERE I CAN HAVE SOME PRIVACY. 391 00:15:32,852 --> 00:15:34,762 YEAH, BE MY GUEST, AND WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE, 392 00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:36,364 SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A NEW PERSONALITY, 393 00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:37,646 ONE A LITTLE MORE PLEASANT TO BE AROUND! 394 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,857 GRRRRR! 395 00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:41,398 THAT'S NOT IT, BUT KEEP TRYING. 396 00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:46,565 [ ALARM BEEPS ] 397 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:54,369 11:55. TIME TO WAKE UP THE BRAVES. 398 00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:55,424 BA-CAW, BA-CAW! 399 00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:57,035 [ GIRLS SCREAMING ] 400 00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:59,747 SHH! SHH! IT'S JUST ME. IT'S JUST ME. 401 00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:03,459 I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD THAT WAS GONNA SWOOP DOWN, 402 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,183 GRAB ME IN ITS TALONS, AND RIP ME APART PIECE BY PIECE. 403 00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:08,587 WHAT ARE YOU ON? 404 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:12,428 RITALIN, BUT I'M STILL MESSING WITH THE DOSAGE. 405 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,472 NO. NO, NO. THAT WAS THE SIGNAL. 406 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,734 REMEMBER THE SIGNAL? REMEMBER WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO? 407 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,397 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 408 00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:20,399 SHHH! SHHH! 409 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,360 ♪ ICE, ICE, BABY ♪ 410 00:16:22,362 --> 00:16:25,322 THE ENEMY SOUNDS HIS DRUMS. YOU HEAR THAT? 411 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:27,105 THAT MEANS HE'S CLOSE. 412 00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:29,067 OKAY, THE DRUMS HAVE STOPPED. 413 00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:31,409 THAT MEANS IT IS TIME FOR BATTLE. 414 00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,451 LET'S GO TO WAR! LET'S GO! 415 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,327 SHH! 416 00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:44,502 OKAY. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN SOON. 417 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,514 I SEE THE ENEMY. 418 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:53,050 OKAY, IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN! 419 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,473 READY... 420 00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:57,185 AIM... 421 00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:58,227 FIRE! 422 00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:04,351 YES! ATTACK HIM! ATTACK HIM! ATTACK HIM! 423 00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,244 [ GIRLS SQUEAL ] 424 00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:10,147 TWIRL HIM. BRING HIM TO ME. 425 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,570 [ PANTING ] 426 00:17:12,572 --> 00:17:14,322 HI, MR. KYLE. 427 00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:18,576 TAKE HIM AWAY. 428 00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:20,328 OH, OH! AAAH! 429 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,500 [ GROANS ] 430 00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:26,843 [ KNOCKING ] 431 00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:29,466 Hurry! I don't wanna wake up old baldy! 432 00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:30,589 TOO LATE. 433 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,050 [ SCREAMS ] 434 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,311 [ GIRLS WHOOPING ] 435 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,676 OKAY, THAT IS ENOUGH. 436 00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:39,847 DO WE GET TO SET HIM ON FIRE NOW? 437 00:17:39,849 --> 00:17:41,769 YES, I WILL GO GET THE MATCHES. 438 00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:42,891 NO! NO! 439 00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:44,642 [ GIRLS CHEERING ] 440 00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:45,824 ON SECOND THOUGHT, 441 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,395 WE SHOULD LET HIM GO BACK TO HIS VILLAGE, 442 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:48,987 SO HE MAY TELL OTHERS WHAT HAPPENS 443 00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:50,398 WHEN THEY TRY TO MESS WITH OUR WOMEN. 444 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,950 THANK YOU. 445 00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:55,372 MR. KYLE, I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 446 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,405 I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO VANILLA ICE, 447 00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:59,697 AND IT'S JUST PUT CRAZY, DEVIL IDEAS INTO MY HEAD, 448 00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,699 AND I PROMISE IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 449 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,411 YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YES. 450 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,703 OW! 451 00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:06,384 GOOD. 452 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,626 THANK YOU. 453 00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:10,417 CLAIRE, CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME FOR LEADING YOU ASTRAY? 454 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,170 YEAH, I GUESS. 455 00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:14,712 THANK YOU, AND ONCE AGAIN, CLAIRE, 456 00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:15,814 I'M SORRY. 457 00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:18,555 MR. KYLE, I'M SORRY. 458 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,638 GIRLS, I'M SORRY. 459 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,720 I'M JUST SORRY I WAS EVER BORN! 460 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,444 [ SOBBING ] 461 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,358 HOW MUCH TROUBLE AM I IN? 462 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,230 WE NEED TO TALK. 463 00:18:35,535 --> 00:18:38,155 COME ON. YELL AT ME AND GET IT OVER WITH. 464 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,578 I'M WAY TOO SCARED TO YELL AT YOU RIGHT NOW. 465 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,620 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SNEAK OUT THIS HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT. 466 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,343 WE WERE JUST GOING TO A LITTLE PARTY. 467 00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:47,416 DO YOU WATCH THE NEWS? 468 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,707 DO YOU READ THE PAPERS? 469 00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:49,708 NO. 470 00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:50,919 WELL, IF YOU DID, 471 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,300 YOU'D KNOW THERE ARE A BUNCH OF PSYCHOS OUT THERE. 472 00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:54,633 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, 473 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,474 SNEAKING OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH TONY AS YOUR PROTECTION? 474 00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,257 HE COULDN'T EVEN PROTECT HIMSELF FROM THREE LITTLE INDIANS. 475 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,520 DAD, I'M 16. 476 00:19:01,521 --> 00:19:04,641 IT'S TIME YOU START LETTING ME USE MY OWN DISCRETION. 477 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,484 YOUR DISCRETION HAD YOU CLIMBING DOWN A LADDER AT MIDNIGHT. 478 00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:08,857 IS THAT WISE DECISION MAKING? 479 00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:10,438 I WANTED TO GO TO A PARTY, AND I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY NO. 480 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,270 HOW DO YOU KNOW I WOULD HAVE SAID NO? 481 00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:13,322 WOULD YOU HAVE LET ME? 482 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,543 HELL, NO. SEE? THAT'S NOT "NO." 483 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,537 BUT WHY? WHY WOULD I SAY NO? 484 00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:20,659 I DON'T KNOW! 485 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,120 YOU DO KNOW! TELL ME WHY, CLAIRE. 486 00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:24,411 IT'S AN UNSUPERVISED PARTY AFTER MIDNIGHT. 487 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,754 THERE'S BOYS THERE, ALCOHOL, PROBABLY DRUGS, MAYBE SEX, 488 00:19:27,747 --> 00:19:29,377 BUT I JUST WANTED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC. 489 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:30,669 WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME 490 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,380 AND LISTENED TO MY MOTOWN COLLECTION. 491 00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:33,382 [ SIGHS ] 492 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,513 SO WHAT'S MY PUNISHMENT? 493 00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:37,345 YOUR PUNISHMENT, YOUNG LADY, 494 00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,677 IS YOU KNOWING THAT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, 495 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,259 I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU 496 00:19:42,262 --> 00:19:43,932 THAN THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW. 497 00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:51,019 DAD? 498 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,070 WHAT? 499 00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:55,702 COULDN'T YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE PUNISHMENT INSTEAD? 500 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,575 I CAN'T TAKE THAT KIND OF GUILT. 501 00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:01,159 YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. 502 00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:05,202 OKAY, MAKE IT TWO WEEKS. 503 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,794 THANKS, DAD. 504 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,380 Hey. Hey. 505 00:20:12,382 --> 00:20:16,472 Looks like all your little Indians are pooped. 506 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,546 YEAH, THEY SHOULD BE. 507 00:20:17,547 --> 00:20:19,837 THEY HAD A GREAT VICTORY TONIGHT. 508 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,889 THANKS FOR DOING THIS, MICHAEL. 509 00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:24,181 YOU KIDDING ME? I HAD A GREAT TIME. 510 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,563 I WISH KADY COULD STAY THIS SIZE FOREVER. 511 00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,306 ISN'T THERE A PILL WE CAN GIVE HER 512 00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:29,648 TO KEEP HER FROM GETTING OLDER? 513 00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,189 I'M ALREADY TAKING IT. 514 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:32,690 IT CERTAINLY IS WORKING. 515 00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:33,652 [ GIGGLES ] 516 00:20:33,653 --> 00:20:36,033 THANKS. I'LL MEET YOU UPSTAIRS. 517 00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,578 DADDY? 518 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:53,370 I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT. 519 00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:56,223 YOU'RE THE BEST CHIEF EVER. 520 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,635 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 521 00:20:58,638 --> 00:21:00,338 GOOD NIGHT, BABY. 522 00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:07,225 BABE, YOU'RE CATASTROPHISING. 523 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,266 CATASTRO-- WHERE YOU GET THAT WORD? 524 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,098 YOU LISTENING TO AL SHARPTON SPEECHES? 525 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,440 [ Imitating Sharpton ] MY HAIRDO IS CATASTROPHISED. 526 00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:15,103 SHUT UP. 527 00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:19,204 CHIEF MUST KNOW OF CONTEST BETWEEN WARRIORS AND WIZARDS. 528 00:21:19,198 --> 00:21:22,198 THERE WERE NO RADIOS IN INDIAN TIMES. 529 00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:24,661 YOU ARE WRONG, AND ON -- OFF YOUR MARK.