1 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:05,554 MOMMY, CAN YOU HELP ME CUT MY PANCAKES? 2 00:00:05,546 --> 00:00:08,216 I'D LOVE TO HELP MY BABY CUT HER PANCAKES. 3 00:00:08,219 --> 00:00:11,219 HEY, BABY, GUESS WHO'S COMING OVER TO VISIT. 4 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:12,302 SANTA CLAUS? 5 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:14,733 UH... 6 00:00:14,725 --> 00:00:16,135 NO. 7 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:18,137 THEN I DON'T CARE. 8 00:00:18,139 --> 00:00:19,689 I'LL GIVE YOU A GUESS. 9 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:22,270 I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS GUY IN OVER TWO YEARS. 10 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:24,363 YOUR BARBER? [ LAUGHS ] 11 00:00:24,355 --> 00:00:26,695 [ LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY ] 12 00:00:26,697 --> 00:00:28,027 NOT FUNNY. 13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,198 NO, IT'S YOUR UNCLE TOMMY. 14 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:33,201 YAY! HE GIVES THE BEST PIGGYBACK RIDES. 15 00:00:33,204 --> 00:00:35,584 WHAT ABOUT MY PIGGYBACK RIDES? 16 00:00:35,576 --> 00:00:37,656 I CAN'T GET A GRIP. YOUR HEAD'S TOO SLIPPERY. 17 00:00:37,658 --> 00:00:39,038 AAH! [ LAUGHING ] 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,119 OKAY, THAT'S THE SECOND BALD JOKE. 19 00:00:41,122 --> 00:00:44,132 I'M GONNA SHAVE YOU TWO BALD AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. 20 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:45,715 HEY, MICHAEL, I LOVE TOMMY, 21 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:48,466 BUT I DO NOT LOOK FORWARD TO THESE VISITS. 22 00:00:48,469 --> 00:00:50,549 WHY NOT? BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE SO COMPETITIVE, 23 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,051 YOU'RE OUT THERE PLAYING ONE-ON-ONE 24 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,052 TILL ONE OF YOU DROPS. 25 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,234 I'M NOT COMPETITIVE. HE'S THE COMPETITIVE ONE. 26 00:00:56,227 --> 00:00:59,057 I'M TRYING TO BEAT SOME OF THAT COMPETITIVENESS OUT OF HIM. 27 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,019 OH, SO YOU'RE HELPING HIM. 28 00:01:01,021 --> 00:01:03,021 EXACTLY, I CALL IT "BDT" -- 29 00:01:03,023 --> 00:01:05,453 BEAT-DOWN THERAPY. 30 00:01:05,446 --> 00:01:06,986 WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 31 00:01:06,987 --> 00:01:08,857 I DON'T KNOW. HE SAID HE HAD A SURPRISE. 32 00:01:08,859 --> 00:01:11,449 LAST TIME HE HAD A SURPRISE, HE SHOWED UP IN SOME NEW WHEELS. 33 00:01:11,452 --> 00:01:13,192 GOOD MORNING, DAD. 34 00:01:13,194 --> 00:01:15,294 WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT! 35 00:01:15,286 --> 00:01:16,696 YEAH? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 36 00:01:16,697 --> 00:01:18,247 CAN I GO TO THE MALL? 37 00:01:18,249 --> 00:01:19,659 YOU NEED MONEY? NO. 38 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,160 YOU NEED A RIDE? NO. 39 00:01:21,162 --> 00:01:22,372 BE GONE. 40 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,043 OH, OH, OH, TAKE YOUR SISTER. 41 00:01:24,044 --> 00:01:25,214 KADY?! 42 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:27,376 NO, TAKE YOUR SISTER MANIPIDLY. 43 00:01:29,049 --> 00:01:30,799 YEAH, OF COURSE TAKE KADY. 44 00:01:30,801 --> 00:01:32,381 UH...NO. 45 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,683 SHE HAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM EVERY 10 MINUTES. 46 00:01:35,676 --> 00:01:37,636 THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE'S A BABY. 47 00:01:37,638 --> 00:01:39,268 THAT'S RIGHT -- SHE'S A BABY. 48 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:40,980 HOW CAN I SHOP WHEN SHE'S WITH ME? 49 00:01:40,981 --> 00:01:42,521 THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM. 50 00:01:42,523 --> 00:01:44,363 YOU CAN'T FLIRT WHEN SHE'S WITH YOU, 51 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:46,355 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE TAKING HER WITH YOU. 52 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:48,107 Kady: HA HA! SHUT UP! 53 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,358 HEY, DON'T TALK TO THE BABY LIKE THAT. 54 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:52,031 HA HA! 55 00:01:52,032 --> 00:01:54,412 SHUT UP. I'M TALKING TO YOUR SISTER. 56 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:57,655 YOU'RE DELUDED, DAD. KADY IS SO NOT A BABY ANYMORE. 57 00:01:57,658 --> 00:01:58,998 YES, SHE IS. 58 00:01:58,999 --> 00:02:00,539 [ TALKING BABY TALK ] 59 00:02:00,541 --> 00:02:02,001 SHE IS A BABY. 60 00:02:02,002 --> 00:02:03,582 DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT. 61 00:02:03,584 --> 00:02:05,424 [ SMOOCHES ] 62 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:08,376 I WANT YOU GUYS BACK IN 2 HOURS. YOUR UNCLE TOMMY'S COMING. 63 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:10,549 OKAY, BUT I'M DOING IT UNDER PROTEST. 64 00:02:10,551 --> 00:02:12,341 COME ON, KADY. 65 00:02:12,343 --> 00:02:14,683 MICHAEL, I'M TELLING YOU, WHEN TOMMY GETS HERE, 66 00:02:14,675 --> 00:02:17,595 I WANT YOU TWO TO TRY TO PUT A LID ON ALL THAT TESTOSTERONE. 67 00:02:17,598 --> 00:02:20,018 OH, BABY, YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. 68 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,680 THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND. OKAY. 69 00:02:21,682 --> 00:02:24,482 I'M JUST GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM, THAT'S ALL. 70 00:02:27,358 --> 00:02:29,648 OW, I THINK I BROKE MY THUMB! 71 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,070 CAN YOU MOVE IT? YEAH. 72 00:02:31,071 --> 00:02:32,651 THEN IT'S NOT BROKEN. WHAT HAPPENED? 73 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,333 I WAS WORKING ON MY CAR, AND I GOT IT STUCK IN SOMETHING. 74 00:02:35,326 --> 00:02:38,036 OH, LORD, I'M SCARED TO ASK THIS QUESTION. 75 00:02:38,038 --> 00:02:39,038 WHAT DID YOU GET IT STUCK IN? 76 00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:40,579 MY CRANKCASE. 77 00:02:40,581 --> 00:02:43,621 OH, LORD, I'M SCARED TO ASK THE NEXT QUESTION. 78 00:02:43,624 --> 00:02:45,464 YOUR CAR CRANKCASE, RIGHT? 79 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:47,086 YEAH. AND IT HURTS. 80 00:02:47,087 --> 00:02:49,047 HOW CAN I GO ON LIKE THIS? 81 00:02:49,049 --> 00:02:50,169 BOY, STOP WHINING. 82 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,920 IT'S JUST A SPRAIN. 83 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,052 YOU KNOW HOW MANY GAMES MICHAEL JORDAN PLAYED INJURED? 84 00:02:54,054 --> 00:02:57,264 BUT HE ONLY BLEW OUT HIS KNEE OR TORE A COUPLE OF TENDONS. 85 00:02:57,258 --> 00:02:59,388 THIS IS MY THUMB -- MY PlayStation THUMB. 86 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:01,060 PLUS, NOW I'M LOPSIDED. 87 00:03:01,061 --> 00:03:03,391 THE PAIN IS MAKING ME FAVOR THIS SIDE OF MY BODY. 88 00:03:03,394 --> 00:03:06,154 GO UPSTAIRS, USE THE OINTMENT, AND MASSAGE IT. 89 00:03:06,146 --> 00:03:08,856 OH, BOY, I NEVER HAD PERMISSION BEFORE! 90 00:03:08,859 --> 00:03:11,519 SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOUR THUMB. 91 00:03:11,522 --> 00:03:13,192 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 92 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,873 ALL RIGHT, BABY, THAT'S TOMMY. 93 00:03:14,865 --> 00:03:16,575 OKAY, I WANT YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR. 94 00:03:16,577 --> 00:03:19,157 YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA RUN IN AND JUMP ON MY BACK. 95 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:21,119 YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW THE DRILL. 96 00:03:21,121 --> 00:03:22,871 AND ROLLING OUT FOR TEAM HARLEM 97 00:03:22,873 --> 00:03:25,383 IN THE POSITION OF POINT GUARD, TOMMY T.! 98 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:26,536 THANK YOU. Y'ALL TOO BEAUTIFUL. 99 00:03:26,537 --> 00:03:27,827 THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU, BABY. 100 00:03:27,828 --> 00:03:29,088 I LOVE ALL OF YOU. PLEASE, STOP. 101 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,170 IT'S TOO MUCH. 102 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:40,470 TOMMY... 103 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:42,801 HI. HEY. 104 00:03:42,803 --> 00:03:44,223 UM, WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED? 105 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,726 AIN'T NOTHING WR-- HE'S JUST MESSING AROUND, 106 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,228 TRYING TO GET SYMPATHY 107 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,189 SO I DON'T BEAT HIM OUT THERE ON THAT COURT. 108 00:03:51,191 --> 00:03:52,901 COME ON, GET UP OUT THIS CHAIR, MAN. 109 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:55,743 STOP THIS, TOMMY. COME ON, STOP. 110 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,856 THE SPAGHETTI LEGS IS FUNNY. [ LAUGHS ] 111 00:03:58,859 --> 00:04:00,739 LOOK, TOMMY, THIS AIN'T RIGHT, MAN. 112 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,031 WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPEN AND YOU GET PARALYZED? 113 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:07,083 MIKE, SOMETHING DID HAPPEN, AND I'M PARALYZED. 114 00:04:09,079 --> 00:04:10,579 OKAY. 115 00:04:10,581 --> 00:04:13,791 LET'S GET YOU BACK TO YOUR LITTLE VEHICLE. 116 00:04:16,136 --> 00:04:17,716 THERE YOU GO. 117 00:04:17,718 --> 00:04:20,048 LET'S GET THE LEGS RIGHT. 118 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:22,140 YOU WANT TO CROSS THEM -- BE A LITTLE COMFORTABLE? 119 00:04:22,142 --> 00:04:24,142 I GOT YOU. 120 00:04:24,144 --> 00:04:25,274 THERE YOU GO. MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE. 121 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,305 CROSS YOUR LEGS. 122 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,189 HERE, LET ME STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT, THERE. 123 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:31,850 GET THE LEGS RIGHT, YOU KNOW. 124 00:04:31,852 --> 00:04:35,492 I REMEMBER YOU WAS PIGEON-TOED. THERE YOU GO. 125 00:04:35,486 --> 00:04:36,946 SO...LET'S EAT! 126 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:39,237 THERE'S FOOD... 127 00:04:39,239 --> 00:04:42,609 MIKE, THIS IS WHAT I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU ON THE PHONE, MAN. 128 00:04:42,613 --> 00:04:44,913 THIS IS MY NEW RIDE. 129 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:46,245 HERE... 130 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:47,956 OH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO. 131 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:51,168 I AIN'T GOT NO RIMS ON IT YET, BUT WHEN I DO, MAN, 132 00:04:51,171 --> 00:04:53,251 IT'S GONNA BE "BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM." 133 00:04:53,253 --> 00:04:54,553 [ WHISTLES ] 134 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,585 WELL, YOU -- YOU LOOK GREAT, TOMMY. 135 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:59,917 I MEAN, YOU -- YOU -- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT. 136 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,760 YEAH, MAN, WHEN THEY TOOK OUT MY SPLEEN, 137 00:05:01,762 --> 00:05:03,722 THAT'S ABOUT TWO OR THREE POUNDS RIGHT THERE. 138 00:05:03,724 --> 00:05:05,774 YEAH, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS MISSING WHEN I HAD -- 139 00:05:05,766 --> 00:05:06,926 I COULD FEEL SOMETHING... 140 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:09,477 TOMMY, WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED? 141 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,890 ALL THE CRAZY THINGS I DONE IN MY LIFE, 142 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:15,322 I BREAK MY BACK TRYING TO PAINT THE HOUSE ON A LADDER. 143 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,105 THAT'S A DRAG. YEAH. 144 00:05:17,107 --> 00:05:18,697 LET'S EAT. 145 00:05:18,699 --> 00:05:20,279 COME ON, EVERYBODY COULD USE A SANDWICH. 146 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,780 WOULD YOU PLEASE... SOMETIME... 147 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,285 ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 148 00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:29,446 "OKAY" AS IN, AM I GONNA WALK OR RUN OR JUMP AGAIN? UH, NO. 149 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:32,160 BUT "OKAY" AS IN, AM I GONNA WAKE UP EVERY DAY, 150 00:05:32,162 --> 00:05:34,672 I'M GONNA PLAY THE HAND I BEEN DEALT 151 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:37,505 AND TRY NOT TO LEAVE NO WET SPOTS ON YOUR COUCH, 152 00:05:37,508 --> 00:05:38,668 YEAH, I'M FINE. 153 00:05:38,669 --> 00:05:39,759 Okay. 154 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,550 THAT'S POSITIVE, MAN. 155 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:44,132 YOU'RE LIKE MAGIC JOHNSON, JUST REALLY POSITIVE ABOUT... 156 00:05:46,927 --> 00:05:49,017 ...THE BAD STUFF. 157 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:51,469 SO, MAN, COME ON, MAN, WHERE THE B-BALL AT? 158 00:05:51,472 --> 00:05:54,532 I LIKE YOUR KICKS, BUT THEY AIN'T GONNA HELP YOUR GAME NONE. 159 00:05:54,525 --> 00:05:55,855 HEY, YOU KNOW, I DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL NO MORE. 160 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,316 GAVE IT UP. WHAT-- 161 00:05:57,317 --> 00:05:58,687 THREW THE BASKETBALL-- ALL THE BASKETBALL-- 162 00:05:58,689 --> 00:06:00,399 YOU JUST -- BUT YOU WERE JUST BOUNCING... 163 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:03,741 NO, I WASN'T. I THREW THE BASKETBALL AWAY, REMEMBER? 164 00:06:03,744 --> 00:06:07,454 THAT JUST -- I'M INTO MORE SIT-DOWN, THINK GAMES. 165 00:06:07,448 --> 00:06:08,788 I LIKE CHESS, YOU KNOW. 166 00:06:08,789 --> 00:06:10,789 MONOPOLY -- JUST A THINKING-MAN GAME. 167 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:13,871 TROUBLE -- I LIKE THAT LITTLE "BOOP!" WHEN IT GOES AROUND -- 168 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,344 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, MAN. STOP PLAYING, MAN. 169 00:06:16,336 --> 00:06:17,876 WHERE THE BALL AT? YEAH, MICHAEL, GO AHEAD AND PLAY. 170 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,668 [ Muttering ] THE MAN IS PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED. 171 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:21,881 FIRST OF ALL, 172 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,842 I CAN HEAR, AND SECOND OF ALL, 173 00:06:23,844 --> 00:06:25,934 I'M ONLY "PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED" 174 00:06:25,926 --> 00:06:27,966 WHEN I'M TRYING TO TIE MY SHOES. 175 00:06:27,968 --> 00:06:29,678 I BE TIPPING OVER SOMETIMES. 176 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,100 [ LAUGHS ] 177 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:34,481 THAT'S FUNNY. YOU SHOULD DO SOME STAND-UP. 178 00:06:34,475 --> 00:06:36,515 SANDWICHES, SANDWICHES... 179 00:06:36,517 --> 00:06:38,397 MAN, I COULD USE A SANDWICH. 180 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,068 TOMMY, I THINK MICHAEL IS HAVING A PROBLEM 181 00:06:41,071 --> 00:06:42,821 ACCEPTING YOUR DISABILITY. 182 00:06:42,823 --> 00:06:44,583 YOU THINK SO? DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY -- 183 00:06:44,575 --> 00:06:46,075 I'M FINE! I'M F-- 184 00:06:46,076 --> 00:06:48,786 WHAT, SO WHAT, TOMMY'S IN A WHEELCHAIR. 185 00:06:48,789 --> 00:06:50,409 OOH, I'M FREAKING OUT. 186 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,950 AHH! 187 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:55,884 HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR. LOOK, SEE, IT'S COOL. 188 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:57,876 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] PHONE, I'LL GET IT. 189 00:06:57,878 --> 00:06:58,958 HELLO? 190 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:00,249 DAD, UM... HEY, CLAIRE. 191 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,750 I NEED YOU TO COME PICK US UP NOW. 192 00:07:01,752 --> 00:07:02,962 EVERYTHING OKAY? 193 00:07:02,963 --> 00:07:04,933 OH, YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 194 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,925 UM, I JUST NEED YOU TO COME...RIGHT NOW. 195 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,468 DADDY'S ON HIS WAY. 196 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,470 I GOT TO GO GET HER FROM THE MALL. 197 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,262 THE GIRLS JUST WANT -- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 198 00:07:13,263 --> 00:07:15,233 NO! COME HERE. NO? 199 00:07:15,225 --> 00:07:18,105 NO, YOU STAY HERE AND TALK TO YOUR FRIEND, OKAY? 200 00:07:18,108 --> 00:07:19,558 DO I HAVE TO? 201 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,320 YES, YOU DO. OKAY. 202 00:07:21,321 --> 00:07:22,441 GO TALK! 203 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,732 I'LL TALK. 204 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,374 BE BACK! 205 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,567 TOMMY! 206 00:07:28,569 --> 00:07:29,619 MIKE. 207 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:30,700 TOMMY! 208 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,621 MIKE. 209 00:07:32,623 --> 00:07:34,453 WELL, SO -- SO, YOU MUST, LIKE, 210 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,344 GET ALL THE COOL PARKING SPACES NOW, HUH? 211 00:07:37,337 --> 00:07:38,537 EVERYWHERE I GO. 212 00:07:38,539 --> 00:07:39,629 YEAH. 213 00:07:44,044 --> 00:07:46,474 [ SIGHS ] COULD YOU OPEN THIS FOR ME, PLEASE? 214 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,466 YEAH, MAN. 215 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,468 [ TAB POPS ] 216 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,969 OH, THERE YOU GO. 217 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,301 THANK YOU. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE YOUR THUMB. 218 00:07:53,303 --> 00:07:54,693 THEY DON'T MAKE WHEELCHAIRS FOR THESE. 219 00:07:54,685 --> 00:07:56,185 I KNOW. 220 00:07:56,186 --> 00:07:58,186 I'M A GUY WHO DOESN'T WANT ANY SYMPATHY. 221 00:07:58,188 --> 00:07:59,768 DON'T YOU HATE IT 222 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,020 WHEN PEOPLE GIVE YOU THAT "OH, POOR BABY" LOOK. 223 00:08:02,022 --> 00:08:03,362 OR WHEN THEY JUST STARE AT YOU 224 00:08:03,363 --> 00:08:04,783 LIKE YOU'RE SOME TYPE OF CIRCUS FREAK? 225 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,315 YOU GET THAT TOO, HUH? 226 00:08:06,316 --> 00:08:08,606 ALL THE TIME. AND THAT WAS BEFORE I HURT MY THUMB. 227 00:08:08,609 --> 00:08:11,279 HEY, BE STRONG, MAN. 228 00:08:11,281 --> 00:08:12,951 YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. 229 00:08:12,953 --> 00:08:14,793 BUT THERE'S ALWAYS A SILVER LINING. 230 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:17,705 FOR INSTANCE, YOUR JORDANS WILL LAST FOREVER. 231 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:20,708 YOU KNOW WHAT, JUNIOR? I APPRECIATE THAT, MAN. 232 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:24,041 YOU'RE NOT OVERLY SOLICITOUS LIKE YOUR OLD MAN OVER HERE. 233 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:25,634 I CAN'T BE. 234 00:08:25,626 --> 00:08:27,966 I DON'T KNOW WHAT "OVERLY SOLICITOUS" MEANS. 235 00:08:27,968 --> 00:08:31,048 IT MEANS I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH YOUR POPS. 236 00:08:31,051 --> 00:08:33,631 WELL, GOOD LUCK. LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES. 237 00:08:33,634 --> 00:08:35,234 RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THUMB THERAPY. 238 00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:36,515 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 239 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,056 TODAY I'M DOING COIN FLIPS. 240 00:08:38,058 --> 00:08:40,598 I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO BE HEALED. 241 00:08:40,601 --> 00:08:43,021 I HAVE TO USE MY LEFT HAND FOR EVERYTHING. 242 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,073 IT'S LIKE BEING WITH A STRANGER. 243 00:08:46,907 --> 00:08:50,607 AND...LUNCH IS SERVED. 244 00:08:50,611 --> 00:08:52,201 OH, MAN. 245 00:08:52,202 --> 00:08:54,582 YEAH, I GOT A NICE LITTLE SPOT CLEARED OUT FOR YOU. 246 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,495 YOU CAN ROLL RIGHT UP IN THERE. 247 00:08:56,496 --> 00:08:58,916 HUH? LOOK AT THIS -- A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH, 248 00:08:58,919 --> 00:09:00,619 AND I GOT SOME STRAINED CARROTS. 249 00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:01,871 OH, MY FAVORITE. 250 00:09:01,872 --> 00:09:03,872 A SODA WITH A STRAW -- EASY ACCESS. 251 00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:05,594 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW 252 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,546 HOW I GOT ALONG EATING BY MYSELF FOR ALL THIS TIME. 253 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:14,008 OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN SEE HOW... HELPLESS I'VE BECOME. 254 00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:16,854 OH, COME ON, TOMMY, EVERYBODY NEEDS A LITTLE HELP SOMETIMES. 255 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,767 DID I HURT YOU? NO, NO, I'M FINE. 256 00:09:18,769 --> 00:09:20,179 WHERE'S YOUR BATHROOM, MAN? 257 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,230 IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL TO THE LEFT. 258 00:09:22,232 --> 00:09:24,062 OKAY, COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO. 259 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,824 W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LET'S"? 260 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:30,526 YOU KNOW...I'M GONNA NEED SOME...HELP IN THERE, TOO. 261 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:31,990 COME ON, YOU SERIOUS? 262 00:09:33,193 --> 00:09:35,123 WHAT KIND OF HELP YOU NEED? 263 00:09:35,115 --> 00:09:37,655 IT'S NOTHING MAJOR, YOU KNOW, JUST POINT, SHOOT, AND SHAKE. 264 00:09:37,658 --> 00:09:39,408 YOU'RE SERIOUS? 265 00:09:39,409 --> 00:09:41,789 YEAH, MAN, I ALREADY HAD ONE ACCIDENT, 266 00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:43,622 AND I REALLY... GOTTA GO. 267 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:46,514 OKAY, HOLD ON, LET ME -- LET ME, UH... 268 00:09:46,506 --> 00:09:49,006 GET A COUPLE OF THINGS, HERE. 269 00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:51,709 YEAH. 270 00:09:51,712 --> 00:09:54,892 SUPPORT, YOU KNOW -- GIVES YOU SOME SUPPORT. 271 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,885 YOU MIGHT NEED A BIGGER GLOVE, THOUGH. 272 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:01,059 YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD PERSON, MAN. 273 00:10:01,061 --> 00:10:02,061 THANKS. 274 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:03,562 TRUE FRIEND, MAN -- 275 00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:05,613 O.J. AIN'T THE ONLY ONE WITH A TRUE FRIEND, MAN. 276 00:10:07,437 --> 00:10:08,727 UNCLE TOMMY!! 277 00:10:08,729 --> 00:10:10,439 HEY, KADY, KADY. 278 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,030 HEY, UNCLE TOMMY. 279 00:10:12,032 --> 00:10:13,492 HEY, CLAIRE. 280 00:10:13,493 --> 00:10:15,003 MOMMY SAID YOU WERE IN A WHEELCHAIR, 281 00:10:14,995 --> 00:10:16,695 BUT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING. 282 00:10:16,697 --> 00:10:18,867 WELL, I'M SURE YOU GOT QUESTIONS. 283 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,999 SO YOUR LEGS REALLY DON'T WORK? 284 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:22,451 NOPE. 285 00:10:22,452 --> 00:10:24,002 CAN YOU FEEL THIS? NOPE. 286 00:10:24,004 --> 00:10:25,714 CAN YOU FEEL THIS? NOPE. 287 00:10:25,706 --> 00:10:27,166 CAN YOU FEEL THIS? OW! 288 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:28,667 KADY! YOU ARE SO LAME! 289 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,589 WELL, SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE. 290 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,170 OH, GOD, UNCLE TOMMY, I AM SO SORRY! 291 00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:36,353 I'M ALWAYS STICKING MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH. 292 00:10:36,346 --> 00:10:37,636 SHOW-OFF. 293 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,137 NO, NO, NO, NO, SEE, 294 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,019 I JUST HAD THIS WHOLE THING AT THE MALL, 295 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:43,221 AND NOW MY BRAIN IS, LIKE, PARALYZED. 296 00:10:43,223 --> 00:10:44,223 [ GASPS ] 297 00:10:44,224 --> 00:10:45,444 AAH! 298 00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:47,025 CAN I CALL MY FRIENDS 299 00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:49,397 AND TELL THEM THAT THEY CAN COME LOOK AT YOU? 300 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,769 YES. JUST MAKE SURE THEY GIVE YOU MONEY FIRST. 301 00:10:51,772 --> 00:10:53,572 GREAT. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 302 00:10:53,573 --> 00:10:54,993 SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH CLAIRE? 303 00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:56,445 OH, SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU? 304 00:10:56,446 --> 00:10:57,576 APPARENTLY, SHE GOT CAUGHT 305 00:10:57,577 --> 00:10:58,947 STEALING NAIL POLISH AT THE MALL. 306 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,909 SHE CLAIMS SHE DIDN'T DO IT. SHOPLIFTING? 307 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,662 MICHAEL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GETTING INTO THAT GIRL. 308 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,254 I DON'T KNOW, BUT NO MORE WINONA RYDER MOVIES FOR HER. 309 00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:08,997 MAN! 310 00:11:08,999 --> 00:11:11,789 I'M GONNA PUNISH THAT GIRL SO SHE NEVER FORGETS THIS. 311 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,342 GOOD. GOOD. THAT'S CRAZY. 312 00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:14,973 LET ME CHECK ON KADY, 313 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,095 MAKE SURE MY BABY WASN'T TRAUMATIZED BY ALL THIS. 314 00:11:19,059 --> 00:11:21,429 WHERE DOES SHE GET THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR FROM? 315 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,681 UH, YOU. 316 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,472 ME?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 317 00:11:24,474 --> 00:11:25,904 IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, 318 00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:28,396 YOU STOLE EVERYTHING THAT WASN'T NAILED DOWN. 319 00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:29,688 YOU STOLE NAILS. 320 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,229 HEY... [ LAUGHS ] 321 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:34,071 REMEMBER THE TIME WE TOOK THAT FRUIT FROM MR. GLADNEY? 322 00:11:34,074 --> 00:11:35,704 FAT MR. GLADNEY. 323 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,655 Both: YOU BOYS... 324 00:11:37,657 --> 00:11:41,237 CAN'T KEEP COMING HERE AND TAKING MY FOOD. 325 00:11:41,241 --> 00:11:42,581 [ LAUGHS ] 326 00:11:42,582 --> 00:11:44,882 MAN, WE RAN AROUND HIM ABOUT FIVE TIMES. 327 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,035 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 328 00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:47,826 HE STILL COULDN'T CATCH US. 329 00:11:47,828 --> 00:11:49,458 YOU WAS GONE, TOO, MAN. 330 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,919 I AIN'T NEVER SEEN YOU RUN SO -- UM... 331 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:55,603 S-SO OUT OF -- YOU'RE SO OUT OF SODA, MAN. 332 00:11:55,595 --> 00:11:56,925 YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA? 333 00:11:56,927 --> 00:11:58,677 NO, MAN, I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SODA. 334 00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:00,388 I DON'T WANT NO MORE CARROTS. 335 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,140 I WANT TO PLAY SOME BASKETBALL, MAN. 336 00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:04,052 COME ON, LET'S PLAY SOME BALL. 337 00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:06,404 MY BACK HURTS, MAN. IT'S SORE. 338 00:12:06,396 --> 00:12:08,346 YEAH, MINE, TOO -- IT BE HURTING, MAN. 339 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:10,688 COME ON, MAN. IS THAT A REAL EXCUSE? 340 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,350 JUST THINK OF IT AS YOU HELPING ME 341 00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:15,072 WITH MY PHYSICAL THERAPY, WHATEVER -- PLEASE? 342 00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:17,355 OKAY, LOOK, IF IT'S GONNA HELP, I'LL DO IT. 343 00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:18,407 THANK YOU. 344 00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:20,408 COME ON, COME ON. 345 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,030 [ MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY ] 346 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,952 OH, MAN! 347 00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:26,584 UNH! LOOK AT THAT! 348 00:12:26,576 --> 00:12:29,036 THIS GUY IS GOOD! YOU'RE GETTING BETTER, MAN. 349 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,249 YOU LOOK GOOD, MAN. 350 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,540 YOU GOT A ROCKET IN THAT WHEELCHAIR? 351 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,461 YOU JUST CROSSED ME OVER. 352 00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:35,303 IT'S LIKE YOU GOT BETTER! 353 00:12:35,295 --> 00:12:36,465 COME ON, MAN. 354 00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:38,216 STOP PLAYING ME AND PLAY ME. 355 00:12:38,218 --> 00:12:40,718 I'M PLAYING YOU, I JUST CAN'T DO NOTHING WITH YOU. 356 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,720 YOU'RE CHAIR JORDAN OUT HERE. 357 00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:44,982 YOU WHEEL CHAMBERLAIN OUT HERE-- 358 00:12:44,975 --> 00:12:47,725 HE COULD JUMP IN THE WHEELCHAIR, BABY. 359 00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:50,227 COME ON, I'M GONNA DO NOTHING WITH YOU. 360 00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:52,730 YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING WITH ME. 361 00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:54,652 WHEN YOU DONE WITH THE PITY PARTY, 362 00:12:54,654 --> 00:12:55,994 LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU READY TO BALL. 363 00:12:55,986 --> 00:12:59,316 TOMMY, COME ON, MAN! TOMMY! 364 00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:01,029 YO, TOMMY! 365 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,253 WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT. 366 00:13:05,245 --> 00:13:08,035 LOOK, BABY, TOMMY'S BRAIN IS TRYING TO DO THINGS 367 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,368 HIS BODY CAN'T DO. 368 00:13:09,369 --> 00:13:12,079 I'M JUST TRYING TO SPARE HIS FEELINGS. 369 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,212 WELL, YOU'RE FAILING. 370 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,837 [ SIGHS DEEPLY ] 371 00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:31,769 YOU DID IT! WHAT? 372 00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:33,271 YOU PUT THAT STUFF IN MY BAG, 373 00:13:33,273 --> 00:13:34,433 AND NOW I'M GROUNDED FOR TWO MONTHS, 374 00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:35,994 AND THE MALL'S OFF-LIMITS. 375 00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:37,526 TOUGH BREAK -- YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT 376 00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:39,437 BEFORE YOU TOOK THE NAIL POLISH. 377 00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:41,069 COME ON, KADY, IT WAS JUST YOU AND ME IN THE MALL, 378 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,241 AND I KNOW I DIDN'T TAKE THAT STUFF. 379 00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:45,293 I GUESS I DIDN'T THINK THAT THROUGH. 380 00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:46,865 SO WHY'D YOU DO IT? 381 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,787 BECAUSE I WANTED IT, AND YOU WOULDN'T BUY IT FOR ME. 382 00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:51,749 DON'T MAKE ME TELL MOM AND DAD. 383 00:13:51,751 --> 00:13:54,041 GO AHEAD. THEY WON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYWAY. 384 00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:56,134 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS. 385 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,086 WHO TOOK YOU TO SEE "HARRY POTTER"? 386 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,668 HATED IT! 387 00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:01,129 WHO BRAIDS YOUR HAIR? 388 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,591 WHO TOLD YOU WHERE MOM HID THE COOKIES? 389 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,103 WHO LET YOU SLEEP IN HER BED 390 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,095 WHEN YOU WERE SCARED OF THE THUNDER? 391 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,427 YOU DID. RIGHT. 392 00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:11,889 SO ARE YOU GONNA TELL MOM AND DAD THE TRUTH? 393 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:15,612 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. 394 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,685 [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW, KADY, EVERY DAY THAT I'M BEING PUNISHED, 395 00:14:18,688 --> 00:14:20,568 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LOOK AT ME, 396 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,650 AND YOU'RE GONNA KNOW THE TRUTH. 397 00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:24,482 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN LIVE WITH THAT? 398 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:26,454 [ SIGHS ] 399 00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:34,201 HO, LOOK AT THAT MOVE! WHO'S WINNING? 400 00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:36,214 [ TV IN BACKGROUND ] 401 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,796 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, MAN? 402 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,259 I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU'RE PATRONIZING ME, MAN. 403 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:46,433 LOOK, TOMMY, THIS IS -- THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME. 404 00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:47,846 IT'S HARD FOR YOU. OKAY. 405 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:49,637 WELL, HOW ABOUT I GET GOD ON THE PHONE, 406 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,809 AND THEN HE CAN WORK A MIRACLE, HE CAN FIX MY LEGS, 407 00:14:51,811 --> 00:14:53,471 AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE? 408 00:14:53,473 --> 00:14:54,893 I'M NOT UNCOMFORTABLE WITH YOU. 409 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,904 YOU'RE IN DENIAL! 410 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,435 NO, I'M NOT! 411 00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:59,477 YOU'RE DENYING THAT YOU'RE IN DENIAL. 412 00:14:59,479 --> 00:15:01,979 LOOK, MAN, MAYBE I AM IN DENIAL, OKAY, 413 00:15:01,982 --> 00:15:05,832 BECAUSE SOMETHING THIS TERRIBLE HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND. 414 00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:09,195 MIKE, IF I CAN ACCEPT IT, THEN WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT IT? 415 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,789 WHY ARE YOU TREATING ME 416 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,740 LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE GONNA CATCH? 417 00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:16,043 IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL, I'M SORRY. 418 00:15:16,036 --> 00:15:17,416 IT'S OKAY. 419 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,797 HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION? 420 00:15:19,799 --> 00:15:22,799 THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS PERSONAL, BUT, YEAH. 421 00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:24,422 I MEAN, LIKE, PERSONAL PERSONAL. 422 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,430 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW 423 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,402 IF JOHNNIE COCHRAN CAN STILL STAND UP AND ADDRESS THE JURY? 424 00:15:36,396 --> 00:15:38,766 YEAH. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 425 00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:40,148 THANK GOD. BEAUTIFUL. 426 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,940 I MEAN, MOST OF ME WORKS, BUT... 427 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,742 MIKE, PLEASE DON'T FOCUS ON THE PART OF ME THAT DOESN'T. 428 00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:50,566 OBVIOUSLY IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN ONE DAY 429 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,490 TO PROCESS THIS, OKAY? 430 00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,032 SO MAYBE WE SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP. OKAY. 431 00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:56,044 AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU LAY ON THIS COUCH 432 00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:58,536 WHEN I HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD GUEST ROOM UPSTAIRS. 433 00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:01,878 SO COME ON. MIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MIKE, MIKE, MIKE, MIKE! 434 00:16:01,881 --> 00:16:04,341 THIS IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY THAT YOU'VE HAD ME IN YOUR ARMS, 435 00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:06,014 AND I DON'T LIKE IT. 436 00:16:08,848 --> 00:16:12,008 I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP THAT WAY. 437 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,472 THIS IS THE WORST PART OF THIS WHOLE THING. 438 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,194 IT'S NOT THAT MY LEGS DON'T WORK, IT'S NOT THE CHAIR -- 439 00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:19,857 IT'S THAT PEOPLE SEE THIS CHAIR, AND THEY THINK 440 00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:22,689 THAT I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, LIKE I'M NOT A MAN. 441 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,494 OKAY, THEN I'LL RACE YOU UPSTAIRS. LET'S GO. 442 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,156 THAT'S YOU. THAT'S MIKE. 443 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,659 JUST BE YOURSELF, MAN. 444 00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:35,711 IF I DON'T ASK FOR YOUR HELP, DON'T DO ANYTHING... 445 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:39,575 YOU KNOW, UNLESS YOU HEAR A THUMP OR SOMETHING. 446 00:16:39,579 --> 00:16:41,289 WAIT A MINUTE, 447 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,711 SO YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED MY HELP IN THE BATHROOM. 448 00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:45,683 NO. 449 00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:48,175 [ Laughing ] BUT IT WAS FUNNY! 450 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,720 YOU WITH THE TONGS. 451 00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:55,522 [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] 452 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,135 WAS THAT LADLE COLD? 453 00:16:59,849 --> 00:17:02,689 OKAY, LOOK, FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GONNA TREAT YOU 454 00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:04,642 LIKE I'VE ALWAYS TREATED YOU. THANK YOU. 455 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,204 THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT? COOL. 456 00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:07,646 NO. WHAT? 457 00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,067 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU JUST SAY THAT TO ME. 458 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,529 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PROVE THAT TO ME. 459 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,611 WE GONNA GO PLAY BALL RIGHT NOW. 460 00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,373 YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME ONE-ON-ONE? 461 00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:16,915 RIGHT NOW, FOR REAL, FOR REAL, 462 00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:18,416 AND I DON'T MEAN NONE OF THAT HARLEM GLOBETROTTER, 463 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,708 SOAP-OPERA BASKETBALL. I MEAN SOME REAL BALL. 464 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:23,370 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO GET MY STUFF. 465 00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:25,673 HEY, MAKE IT INTERESTING, 466 00:17:25,665 --> 00:17:27,665 THE LOSER'S GOTTA PAINT MY HOUSE 467 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:31,047 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S ONLY HALF FINISHED. 468 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,354 HEY, YOU GONNA PLAY HIM AGAIN? 469 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,676 YUP, AND THIS TIME I'M PLAYING FOR REAL. 470 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:39,888 I AM PROUD OF YOU. 471 00:17:39,889 --> 00:17:41,809 I KNOW THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR YOU. 472 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,851 NOT REALLY -- HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR. 473 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,815 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU GUYS. 474 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,447 WHAT'S WRONG, BABY? 475 00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:50,819 I NEED TO CONFESS. 476 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,450 CONFESS ABOUT WHAT? 477 00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:56,372 CLAIRE DIDN'T STEAL THOSE NAIL POLISHES. 478 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,496 I DID. 479 00:17:57,497 --> 00:17:58,997 NO, YOU DIDN'T! 480 00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:00,368 OKAY, GOOD NIGHT. 481 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,790 WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD, HOLD. COME BACK HERE. 482 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:05,512 NOW, DID YOU TAKE THAT STUFF OR NOT? 483 00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:11,295 WELL...I PUT THEM IN HER BAG WHEN SHE WASN'T LOOKING. 484 00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,011 KADY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. 485 00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:15,352 YOU GOT YOUR SISTER IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! 486 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:19,015 I'M SORRY, I JUST WANTED THE NAIL POLISH. 487 00:18:19,018 --> 00:18:20,848 I'M VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 488 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:21,850 ME TOO. 489 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,481 ARE YOU GONNA PUNISH ME? 490 00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:25,613 NO. GOOD. SEE YOU! 491 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,485 GET BACK OVER HERE. 492 00:18:27,487 --> 00:18:29,647 YOUR SISTER SUFFERED A LOT BECAUSE OF YOU. 493 00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:32,689 SHE'S GONNA DECIDE WHAT YOUR PUNISHMENT IS. 494 00:18:32,692 --> 00:18:34,612 CAN I JUST GET A SPANKING? 495 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,044 NO, THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY. 496 00:18:36,035 --> 00:18:37,615 MAN, SHE'S GONNA KILL ME! 497 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,577 YEAH, AND WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU. 498 00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:40,699 BYE! 499 00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:43,582 CLAIRE? 500 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,623 GO AWAY! 501 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,094 I CAME TO APOLOGIZE. 502 00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:47,665 TOO LATE! 503 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:51,417 I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT! 504 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,961 WHAT?! 505 00:18:52,962 --> 00:18:54,882 I CONFESSED! 506 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,354 YOU TOLD MOM AND DAD THAT YOU STOLE THE POLISH? 507 00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:59,677 YES! WHAT DID THEY SAY? 508 00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,849 DAD SAID YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME MY PUNISHMENT. 509 00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:03,971 REALLY? HOW INTERESTING. 510 00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:06,483 SO YOU HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I SAY? 511 00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:07,896 YEAH. 512 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,647 HMM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS. 513 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,769 WHAT WOULD HURT YOU THE MOST? 514 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,231 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT CAN'T BE TOO BAD 515 00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:15,073 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M STILL THE BABY. 516 00:19:15,074 --> 00:19:16,494 WELL, THEN, THAT'S THE PUNISHMENT. 517 00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:17,736 WHAT? 518 00:19:17,737 --> 00:19:18,987 FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, YOU CAN NO LONGER 519 00:19:18,988 --> 00:19:20,488 BE CALLED "THE BABY." 520 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,240 BUT THE BABY THING -- THAT'S WHAT I DO! 521 00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:23,742 NOT ANYMORE. 522 00:19:23,743 --> 00:19:26,093 HEY, KADY? 523 00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:27,835 WHAT MADE YOU CONFESS? 524 00:19:27,837 --> 00:19:30,667 I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE MAD AT ME. 525 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,130 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 526 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,555 I'M RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU. 527 00:19:37,557 --> 00:19:40,057 YOU AIN'T DOING NOTHING! YOU AIN'T DOING NOTHING! 528 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,139 THE OTHER WAY! 529 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,600 YOU AIN'T DOING NOTHING! 530 00:19:42,602 --> 00:19:44,602 YEAH, YOU BETTER HAVE. YOU BETTER HAVE RAN. 531 00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:47,194 HOW ABOUT IF I SPOT YOU 6 POINTS? WE BOTH HAVE A HANDICAP. 532 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,106 OH, YEAH? YOU WANT TO TALK TRASH, HUH? 533 00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:50,398 YOU A TRASH TALKER? 534 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,480 HERE, THERE YOU GO -- TALK TO THE TRASH. 535 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,612 WHAT -- OH, SEE, THAT'S COLD. YOU HATING. 536 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,775 OH, OH, DON'T THROW UP ON ME. 537 00:19:57,777 --> 00:19:59,077 DON'T THROW UP ON ME. 538 00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:00,578 DON'T THROW UP ON ME. 539 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:01,660 OH! 540 00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:02,991 BOOYA, BOOYA. 541 00:20:02,992 --> 00:20:04,742 THAT'S AN ILLEGAL PICK. 542 00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:05,884 NO, IT'S NOT. 543 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,125 THESE ARE REGULATION WHEELS. 544 00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:09,957 WHAT -- WHAT YOU DOING? 545 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,209 OH! THAT'S COLD. 546 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,500 THERE YOU GO. 547 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,172 HAVLICEK STOLE THE BALL! 548 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,973 WHAT YOU DOING ABOUT THAT? DAMN, MAN! 549 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,465 COME ON, MIKE! EW! 550 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,927 TURNAROUND FALLAWAY JUMPER -- BING! 551 00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:22,259 I WILL JUMP UP OUT -- 552 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,142 AH! WHAT HAPPENED? 553 00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:25,903 I THINK I PINCHED A NERVE IN MY BACK. 554 00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:27,645 REALLY? WHERE? 555 00:20:27,647 --> 00:20:30,187 OH, YOU CHEATING DOG. OH! 556 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:33,189 [ Panting ] WHEW! MAN! 557 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,452 [ Panting ] THAT WAS A GAME. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 558 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,905 MY LEGS ARE DEAD, MAN. 559 00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:38,987 I'M SORRY. 560 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,488 [ LAUGHS ] 561 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,071 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. HELP ME UP. 562 00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:44,072 [ GRUNTS ] 563 00:20:44,073 --> 00:20:45,243 ANY TIME, MAN. 564 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,754 MAN, THAT WAS LIKE THE OLD DAYS. 565 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,207 YEAH. 566 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,998 COME ON, LET'S GO GET SOME BEERS, MAN. 567 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,540 YEAH, I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER FIRST, MAN. 568 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:54,793 HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT? 569 00:20:54,794 --> 00:20:56,554 YOU KNOW, WE GET NAKED, YOU HOLD ME UP. 570 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,376 WE'LL WORK IT OUT. YEAH. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 571 00:20:58,378 --> 00:21:01,218 I'LL TAKE YOU TO A CAR WASH AND PUSH YOU THROUGH. 572 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,640 [ LAUGHS ] 573 00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:07,064 CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME CUT MY PANCAKES? 574 00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:08,686 All: CUT 'EM YOURSELF. 575 00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:10,018 CAN SOMEBODY GET ME SOME COFFEE? 576 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,649 All: GET IT YOURSELF. 577 00:21:11,651 --> 00:21:14,021 THAT'S COLD. 578 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,072 THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM. YOU CAN'T FLIRT 579 00:21:24,073 --> 00:21:26,413 WHEN SHE'S WITH YOU, THAT'S WHY I WANT HER WITH YOU. 580 00:21:26,406 --> 00:21:27,786 YOU'RE -- 581 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,167 [ LAUGHTER ] 582 00:21:30,169 --> 00:21:31,999 NO. GOOD. NO. 583 00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:34,081 GOOD. SEE YOU. GOOD. 584 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,683 NO. SEE YOU. 585 00:21:35,675 --> 00:21:38,295 [ LAUGHING ]