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I made it.

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I made it on time.

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I'm so happy for you.

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I'm here for the audition.

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Tony Scott.

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Just sign in here and go in.

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Tony, you can do this.

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You need this.

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Wish me luck.

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Right.

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Actors.

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This is...

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Tony Scott.

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Ni-Hao, Tony.

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Nice to meet you.

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I am Li Wen.

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I'm the co-director
of this production.

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And this is our
American director-

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- Steven Steinberg, hey.

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I know who you are.

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Big fan.

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Nice to meet you, Tony.

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Hope you don't mind if I
sit in on your audition.

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Please do.

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Should I...

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Yes.

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Whenever you're ready.

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Thanks.

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Hi, I'm Tony Scott, auditioning
for the role of Harrigan.

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Very good.

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Love your energy.

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If you don't mind, I'd like
you to improvise a scene.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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You mean in Mandarin?

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Yes.

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I just learned this one scene,

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I don't actually speak Chinese.

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We specifically requested
to only see actors

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who can speak Mandarin.

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I can-

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I can learn.

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I mean, I'd love to.

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That's okay.

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Thanks for coming.

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Seriously.

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I am a quick learner.

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A-ha.

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I found it!

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Crap.

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Tony!

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Hey, Mr. Drucker.

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Where
the hell are you?

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I sent you out for
delivery over an hour ago!

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Yeah, traffic is
extra bad today.

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Sorry.

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Don't give me
that old traffic routine.

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You're on a bike,
for god's sakes.

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Now you better not
be going to auditions

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while you're on the clock.

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You know I can't-

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- Oh, I know, I know.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm heading back there soon.

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See you soon.

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Hello?

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Hey Tony.

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How's my new cash cow?

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Oh, I've seen
greener pastures.

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Yeah, well, I heard the
audition didn't go well.

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Yeah.

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You didn't tell me
they wanted someone

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that actually knows Mandarin.

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I just knew that one scene.

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I barely even knew
what I was saying.

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Yeah, I know, it's my
fault, and I never say that.

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Yeah, I looked like a complete
idiot in front of Steven.

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You know, I would
have prepared more

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if you would've told me.

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Hey, you know what?

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Forget it.

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I'm fixing it.

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How are you fixing it?

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As luck would have
it, the lead after needs

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a few more weeks on
his current project,

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so they're pushing the whole
production back a month.

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And I convinced them
to bring you back in

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for another audition
at that date.

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Think you can learn
Mandarin in a month?

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I'm not sure about that.

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Isn't it like one of the
hardest languages to learn?

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Tony, this is going to
be a big movie in China,

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and you were perfect
for the role.

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They love your look.

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All you have to do is learn
some basics of the language

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and they'll teach you the rest.

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Can you do it?

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I guess so.

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I mean, sure, I can do that.

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Love it.

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Okay, bye.

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Hello?

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Hello, Gina?

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Hi Tony.

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What's up?

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Hey, I went to that audition
and they liked me, but...

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But what?

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Well, they said I can
go study hard for a month

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- and then if I'm good enough,
- No, Tony.

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they might give me the role.

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I said no.

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Look, I know you're busy.

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It's just that, well, you
know, I need your help again.

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What is with you, Tony?

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I spent time helping
you learning those lines

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and now you want more.

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You don't get it!

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Even when we were together,
I tried to teach you,

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but you never tried hard enough.

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I did try.

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I'm done helping.

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My parents also
won't accept you.

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You can't talk to them.

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How's that gonna work?

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I think it's best we don't
do this to each other.

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Good luck, Tony.

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- Bye.
- Gina, wait.

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Hello, hello?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Ni hao.

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How can I help you today?

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I was thinking of
taking some classes,

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but I was wondering-

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- Shh!

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Why don't we go
into my office?

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Okay.

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My name is Genji Ma.

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At this school,
everybody call me Mr. Ma.

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Hi.

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I'm Tony.

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Nice to meet you.

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So why you wanna learn
the Chinese language?

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Are you planning
the trip to China

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or trying to impress a girl?

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No, no girl unfortunately.

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I mean, there was,
but I lost her.

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Anyway, I'm probably going
to China pretty soon.

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That is if I can land this
Chinese speaking role.

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Ah, you are an actor.

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Yeah, well trying to be.

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And actually, I was wondering,

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do you have any intensive
training courses or something?

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Because I would need to
try to have a handle on it

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within a month.

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A month is not a long time.

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I promise I can
study really hard.

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I can be a great student.

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Okay.

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I think we can
figure something out.

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Great.

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That's great.

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Thank you so much, man.

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Your first class
is Monday at 8:00 PM.

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At night?

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Yes.

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We only do the night class here.

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Done.

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Thank you so much, Mr. Ma.

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Can't wait.

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Okay.

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The pleasure is mine, okay?

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Hey buddy.

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Feel like getting laid tonight?

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What?

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Your brother's in town
and we're going to the club.

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So, wear something nice and
don't embarrass us, all right?

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I'm out!

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Let's get this party started!

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Turn this up!

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All right, I'm drunk enough.

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I'm gonna go do some
talent scouting.

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That's ironic because he's
the one about to get shot down.

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Eh, let him have his fun.

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Ni hao, what is that?

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Ni hao.

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Oh hey there, you girls
are getting wild tonight.

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Is tonight just one
of those nights?

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Oh shit.

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What's up? What's up?

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Those girls over there,

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they go to my Chinese
language school.

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Those girls?

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Those girls?

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Yeah.

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Put your hand down.

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Okay, okay.

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They're smoking.

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Wait, you're going to a
Chinese language school?

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Yes.

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Why?

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Chinese movie, I'm
trying to get the role.

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That's cool.

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I call dibs.

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I call dibs!

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You can't call dibs,
I saw them first.

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You didn't call dibs!

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Dibs on who?

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Tony knows those hot
girls over there at the bar.

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I don't know them, they
just go to the same school.

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What are we waiting for?

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Let's go talk to 'em.

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We're going dancing.

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Okay.

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Hey.

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One second.

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Okay.

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Okay, Jim and I are
going to go talk to them,

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and you are going to the
bathroom to clean yourself up.

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Why would I clean myself up?

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I aint done the blow yet, bro.

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Hey!

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Oh what the hell, bro?

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Excuse me.

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Didn't I see you two earlier

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at Mr. Ma's training
center today?

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Oh yeah, you were the
loudmouth who kept on

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disturbing us when we
were trying to study.

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That's me, I'm Tony.

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Susie.

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This is Reika.

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Buddy Jim.

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Nice to meet you.

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Can I buy you a drink?

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Dry martini.

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Oh my God, this is my song.

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I love this song.

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Me too, you wanna dance?

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- Yeah, sure.
- Good luck, man.

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See you back at the table.

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Bye guys.

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That's your BFF is it?

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That is my BFF.

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He's my bestie, too.

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Hey girl.

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Hey, what's up?

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How are ya?

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Hey.

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Did you get me a drink?

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So what are you taking
Chinese language classes for?

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We're studying traditional
Chinese medicine,

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and next semester we'll
be studying abroad,

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so seemed like a good idea
to learn the language.

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That's crazy.

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Wow, that's awesome.

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So you're super smart
and super beautiful.

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That's not fair.

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Aw.

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Ew.

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Oh, Mulan, hello.

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This is Sammy.

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Hands to Sammy, hands to Sammy.

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Ooh, ooh.

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Girl with the pigtails.

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Wow.

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Let nasty show
you how it's done.

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Oh my God, I know the-

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- There we go, and he's out.

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Do you know that guy?

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That's my brother.

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It is time to dance.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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My dear.

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We're dancing again?

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Alrighty.

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You know what pigtails
are good for, don't ya?

279
00:20:43,444 --> 00:20:45,480
What are you doing, I'm
trying to dance with you.

280
00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:47,348
Yo, douchebag.

281
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:48,851
Did you just touch my girl?

282
00:20:48,884 --> 00:20:50,351
Hey man, it's
not what you think.

283
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:51,486
I thought she was single.

284
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,654
Is there a sign on her, bro?

285
00:20:52,688 --> 00:20:54,823
You can understand.

286
00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:55,858
Yeah, I understand.

287
00:20:55,891 --> 00:20:56,692
Thanks bro.

288
00:20:56,725 --> 00:20:57,526
Cool.

289
00:20:57,559 --> 00:20:58,459
No worries, bro.

290
00:20:58,493 --> 00:20:59,528
Thanks man.

291
00:21:05,134 --> 00:21:05,834
Crap.

292
00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:06,835
Tony.

293
00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:07,803
Look, look.

294
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,910
Ah, dammit.

295
00:21:14,943 --> 00:21:18,147
Hey, sorry, did my drunk
brother do something offensive?

296
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:20,381
He should've passed out
five or six drinks ago.

297
00:21:20,414 --> 00:21:21,884
It's a miracle
he's still standing.

298
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,085
Yeah?

299
00:21:23,118 --> 00:21:24,485
Well you better
get him out of here

300
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,555
or he's gonna be
passed out permanently.

301
00:21:26,588 --> 00:21:27,589
You feel me?

302
00:21:27,623 --> 00:21:29,825
Yeah, I'm with ya.

303
00:21:29,858 --> 00:21:30,926
I feel ya.

304
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,127
Wait, that sounds bad.

305
00:21:32,161 --> 00:21:33,028
We're gonna go.

306
00:21:33,061 --> 00:21:34,062
We're going.

307
00:21:35,264 --> 00:21:36,832
You okay, baby?

308
00:21:36,865 --> 00:21:37,666
Yeah.

309
00:21:37,699 --> 00:21:38,534
Thank you.

310
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,803
Keep dancing for me.

311
00:21:40,836 --> 00:21:43,272
I'll be at the bar, watching.

312
00:21:45,941 --> 00:21:46,809
Ow.

313
00:21:46,842 --> 00:21:47,676
Ow.

314
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:48,877
Ow, ow, ow.

315
00:21:48,911 --> 00:21:50,779
- Ow!
- Let me go get some ice.

316
00:21:50,813 --> 00:21:52,648
I could've taken that dickhead!

317
00:21:52,681 --> 00:21:55,083
Yeah, yeah, sure you could.

318
00:22:36,758 --> 00:22:39,561
I think I'm gonna go find Susie.

319
00:22:39,595 --> 00:22:41,663
Don't even bother, man.

320
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:45,968
Wah-wah.

321
00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:48,837
Better luck next time.

322
00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:07,022
Hey, what's with all
the douchbags tonight?

323
00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:07,890
Yo bro.

324
00:23:09,524 --> 00:23:10,926
Step off my girl.

325
00:23:12,194 --> 00:23:13,328
Oh code red.

326
00:23:13,362 --> 00:23:15,030
Jim, it's time to throw down.

327
00:23:15,063 --> 00:23:16,464
Hey, take me!

328
00:23:16,497 --> 00:23:19,534
- Guys, I need to redeem myself!
- Sit this one out, Sam.

329
00:23:40,789 --> 00:23:43,525
Hey, who's
messing up my party?

330
00:23:52,734 --> 00:23:54,503
What's up with your teeth?

331
00:23:56,071 --> 00:23:58,106
Here we go, boys.

332
00:23:58,140 --> 00:23:59,908
Oh, we finally found you!

333
00:23:59,942 --> 00:24:02,010
You know you can't stay
hidden forever, don't you?

334
00:24:02,044 --> 00:24:03,812
We will always find you.

335
00:24:03,845 --> 00:24:05,547
We are shown the way.

336
00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:11,386
- Hey.
- Come on.

337
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:13,588
- Where we going?
- Let's go.

338
00:24:15,390 --> 00:24:17,092
Yes, right here.

339
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:18,927
You are under our service now.

340
00:24:18,961 --> 00:24:20,162
I'm not leaving him.

341
00:24:20,195 --> 00:24:22,463
Somebody call an ambulance.

342
00:24:24,399 --> 00:24:26,168
Get 'em, boys.

343
00:24:26,201 --> 00:24:27,235
Let's get out of here!

344
00:24:27,269 --> 00:24:29,438
No, I'm not leaving him!

345
00:24:35,377 --> 00:24:36,211
Ah!

346
00:24:49,925 --> 00:24:51,492
This is really cool.

347
00:24:51,526 --> 00:24:53,829
Chinese vampires
really do exist.

348
00:24:53,862 --> 00:24:54,830
Yeah!

349
00:24:54,863 --> 00:24:56,832
One more vampire killed!

350
00:24:56,865 --> 00:24:58,867
One more vampire killed!

351
00:25:00,335 --> 00:25:04,773
Get the Pastor,
we gotta get out of here!

352
00:25:06,408 --> 00:25:07,976
He don't look alive.

353
00:25:08,010 --> 00:25:10,545
- Don't say that.
- No!

354
00:25:10,579 --> 00:25:11,446
Baby.

355
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,280
Baby.

356
00:25:12,314 --> 00:25:13,115
Tank.

357
00:25:13,148 --> 00:25:13,949
It's all right.

358
00:25:13,982 --> 00:25:14,883
What the...

359
00:25:16,218 --> 00:25:17,786
What's happening?

360
00:25:21,323 --> 00:25:22,324
Oh my God.

361
00:25:26,762 --> 00:25:28,463
Tank, are you okay?

362
00:25:28,497 --> 00:25:29,431
Baby.

363
00:25:29,464 --> 00:25:30,532
Tank.

364
00:25:30,565 --> 00:25:31,400
Tank.

365
00:25:36,171 --> 00:25:37,005
Tank?

366
00:25:40,342 --> 00:25:41,476
Oh my gosh.

367
00:25:41,511 --> 00:25:42,344
Zara.

368
00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:45,881
Tank?

369
00:25:45,914 --> 00:25:47,115
Zara.

370
00:25:47,149 --> 00:25:47,983
Tank!

371
00:25:48,984 --> 00:25:49,818
No, Tank!

372
00:26:15,477 --> 00:26:18,780
I expected
something like this.

373
00:26:18,814 --> 00:26:19,915
There he is.

374
00:26:19,948 --> 00:26:22,350
Hey, how you feeling, champ?

375
00:26:22,384 --> 00:26:24,953
I got a little too
drunk last night.

376
00:26:24,986 --> 00:26:27,055
You can say that again.

377
00:26:27,089 --> 00:26:28,623
Did we get in a fight?

378
00:26:28,657 --> 00:26:32,694
Yeah, you practically
kicked a vampire in the face.

379
00:26:32,727 --> 00:26:33,563
Cool.

380
00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:35,964
Wait, vampire?

381
00:26:35,997 --> 00:26:37,533
Yeah, vampire.

382
00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:38,733
I punched one.

383
00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:40,035
They probably
look like vampires,

384
00:26:40,068 --> 00:26:41,937
but they're not
actually vampires.

385
00:26:41,970 --> 00:26:43,539
No, they were
actually vampires.

386
00:26:43,573 --> 00:26:45,674
I swear to God, they were real.

387
00:26:45,707 --> 00:26:47,075
No, it's impossible.

388
00:26:47,109 --> 00:26:48,544
No, they had the teeth-

389
00:26:48,578 --> 00:26:49,711
- You definitely
got too drunk and-

390
00:26:49,744 --> 00:26:50,546
- No!

391
00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:51,680
Hey, you know what?

392
00:26:51,713 --> 00:26:52,914
We should be
focusing on my nose.

393
00:26:52,948 --> 00:26:54,216
Tony, what are you
doing this weekend?

394
00:26:54,249 --> 00:26:55,750
Can you take me to the doctor?

395
00:26:55,784 --> 00:26:56,918
Get my nose x-rayed.

396
00:26:56,952 --> 00:26:58,353
I gotta work
today and tomorrow,

397
00:26:58,386 --> 00:27:01,022
and Monday night is the start
of them Chinese classes.

398
00:27:01,056 --> 00:27:02,858
The class where those
hot chicks are from.

399
00:27:02,891 --> 00:27:03,692
Yeah.

400
00:27:03,725 --> 00:27:05,427
Where is that again?

401
00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:09,264
Mr. Ma's Chinese learning
center down on Kiko.

402
00:27:09,297 --> 00:27:10,098
Why?

403
00:27:10,132 --> 00:27:11,133
No reason.

404
00:27:12,634 --> 00:27:14,604
So what's up with
that Reika chick?

405
00:27:14,636 --> 00:27:15,437
Ah!

406
00:27:15,470 --> 00:27:16,905
You likey the Reiky.

407
00:27:16,938 --> 00:27:19,074
I reika her very much.

408
00:27:19,107 --> 00:27:21,577
Yeah!

409
00:27:52,941 --> 00:27:54,709
What are you doing?

410
00:27:57,112 --> 00:28:00,882
I actually had the
weirdest dream last night.

411
00:28:13,161 --> 00:28:14,896
What are
you doing here?

412
00:28:14,930 --> 00:28:16,965
Why, I'm learning
Chinese, of course.

413
00:28:16,998 --> 00:28:19,501
What kind of question is that?

414
00:28:35,551 --> 00:28:37,819
We have some new
students today.

415
00:28:37,852 --> 00:28:40,523
So I would like to
revisit some basics.

416
00:28:40,556 --> 00:28:41,890
Repeat after me.

417
00:28:59,741 --> 00:29:00,742
You there.

418
00:29:04,379 --> 00:29:06,014
Your name, dumbass.

419
00:29:06,047 --> 00:29:07,315
Oh, it's Jim.

420
00:29:08,316 --> 00:29:09,317
Jim.

421
00:29:09,351 --> 00:29:11,687
Do you remember how to say one?

422
00:29:11,721 --> 00:29:12,954
One what?

423
00:29:12,988 --> 00:29:14,523
We all just said
that a moment ago.

424
00:29:14,557 --> 00:29:16,726
Weren't you paying attention?

425
00:29:16,758 --> 00:29:17,792
Oh, yeah.

426
00:29:17,826 --> 00:29:18,661
One was...

427
00:29:19,894 --> 00:29:21,664
Can we come back to numbers?

428
00:29:21,697 --> 00:29:24,833
I would really love
to learn how to say

429
00:29:24,866 --> 00:29:28,370
you're the prettiest
girl I've ever seen.

430
00:29:28,403 --> 00:29:29,337
In Chinese.

431
00:29:30,606 --> 00:29:32,541
That's all you want to know?

432
00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:34,409
Well, repeat after me.

433
00:29:41,751 --> 00:29:42,585
Reika.

434
00:29:52,227 --> 00:29:53,928
Okay, enough fun.

435
00:29:53,962 --> 00:29:56,699
Let's continue these numbers.

436
00:30:20,790 --> 00:30:21,624
Susie.

437
00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:23,458
Hey.

438
00:30:24,926 --> 00:30:27,730
The other night at the
club was pretty crazy, huh?

439
00:30:27,763 --> 00:30:30,065
That's putting it lightly.

440
00:30:30,098 --> 00:30:31,900
Is everything okay
with your friend?

441
00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:33,134
It's all a little fuzzy,

442
00:30:33,168 --> 00:30:34,503
but wasn't there a
third girl with you?

443
00:30:34,537 --> 00:30:35,970
Yeah.

444
00:30:36,004 --> 00:30:39,508
We haven't heard back from
her since that night actually,

445
00:30:39,542 --> 00:30:40,375
so...

446
00:30:40,408 --> 00:30:41,343
Oh, man.

447
00:30:41,376 --> 00:30:42,778
Yeah, I'm kind of worried.

448
00:30:42,812 --> 00:30:43,746
Terrible.

449
00:30:43,779 --> 00:30:44,747
I hope everything's okay.

450
00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:45,581
Me too.

451
00:30:46,848 --> 00:30:48,450
Is your friend okay?

452
00:30:48,483 --> 00:30:50,218
Tank can hit pretty hard.

453
00:30:50,251 --> 00:30:51,286
My brother.

454
00:30:51,319 --> 00:30:52,253
He's fine.

455
00:30:52,287 --> 00:30:53,789
Real thick skull, that guy.

456
00:30:53,823 --> 00:30:56,625
My friend Jim over there is
pretty thick too, I guess.

457
00:30:56,659 --> 00:30:58,193
Why are you guys here?

458
00:30:58,226 --> 00:31:00,295
To learn Chinese, obviously.

459
00:31:00,328 --> 00:31:02,130
The guy with
the small chicken.

460
00:31:02,163 --> 00:31:03,431
Yeah.

461
00:31:03,465 --> 00:31:05,133
Wait, is that what the
teacher made him say?

462
00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:05,867
Yes.

463
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,536
Oh my gosh.

464
00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:10,038
Yeah, he's just here to
check out girls though.

465
00:31:10,071 --> 00:31:11,373
I can see that.

466
00:31:11,406 --> 00:31:12,708
He's harmless.

467
00:31:12,742 --> 00:31:14,510
I can see that too.

468
00:31:16,645 --> 00:31:18,947
So if he's here to meet girls,

469
00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:20,683
then, why are you here?

470
00:31:20,716 --> 00:31:22,250
Oh, I need to learn
the language for a role

471
00:31:22,283 --> 00:31:23,418
I'm trying to get in a movie.

472
00:31:23,451 --> 00:31:24,252
A movie?

473
00:31:24,285 --> 00:31:25,086
Yeah.

474
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,254
So Hollywood.

475
00:31:26,287 --> 00:31:27,355
Yeah, I need to learn
the language quick

476
00:31:27,389 --> 00:31:28,591
if I'm gonna have a chance.

477
00:31:28,624 --> 00:31:29,825
So here I am.

478
00:31:29,859 --> 00:31:31,359
Is this the part
where you ask me

479
00:31:31,393 --> 00:31:32,828
to be your study partner?

480
00:31:32,862 --> 00:31:34,062
Susie!

481
00:31:34,095 --> 00:31:36,532
- Let's go, girl.
- Could I do that?

482
00:31:36,565 --> 00:31:37,767
I gotta go.

483
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,802
Wait, can I get your
number or something?

484
00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:41,804
Find me on We Talk.

485
00:31:41,837 --> 00:31:42,638
Okay.

486
00:31:42,671 --> 00:31:43,506
Great.

487
00:31:47,041 --> 00:31:48,176
Okay, see ya.

488
00:31:48,209 --> 00:31:50,513
Wait, can I get your handle?

489
00:31:53,415 --> 00:31:54,249
A heart.

490
00:32:07,530 --> 00:32:08,798
What is heart?

491
00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:12,635
Heart means...

492
00:32:12,668 --> 00:32:14,169
Heart means what?

493
00:32:25,246 --> 00:32:26,749
Underscore love.

494
00:32:29,752 --> 00:32:30,985
Yes!

495
00:32:31,019 --> 00:32:32,755
Susie, you got any
plans for dinner?

496
00:32:32,788 --> 00:32:33,955
Not yet.

497
00:32:33,988 --> 00:32:35,323
Hey I need
some brushing up

498
00:32:35,356 --> 00:32:38,226
on my Chinese food vocabulary.

499
00:32:38,259 --> 00:32:40,161
LOL.

500
00:32:40,195 --> 00:32:42,430
Sorry, I study alone, Tony.

501
00:32:51,774 --> 00:32:53,809
I mean, do
you wanna have dinner?

502
00:32:53,843 --> 00:32:55,410
Oh I know
what you meant.

503
00:32:55,443 --> 00:32:58,012
I'll see you in class next week.

504
00:32:58,046 --> 00:32:59,682
It's late!

505
00:33:25,473 --> 00:33:26,307
Yes.

506
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:35,651
Did you
do your homework?

507
00:33:35,684 --> 00:33:37,118
Of course I did.

508
00:33:37,151 --> 00:33:38,854
Course you did.

509
00:33:38,888 --> 00:33:40,723
Right here.

510
00:33:41,557 --> 00:33:42,357
Reika.

511
00:33:42,390 --> 00:33:43,224
Look.

512
00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:53,536
To your health.

513
00:34:10,786 --> 00:34:13,789
Your Chinese is so sloppy.

514
00:34:13,822 --> 00:34:14,723
Tony.

515
00:34:19,028 --> 00:34:20,428
Oh.

516
00:34:20,461 --> 00:34:21,664
Susie.

517
00:34:24,365 --> 00:34:25,601
It's...

518
00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:28,504
No.

519
00:34:29,738 --> 00:34:30,706
Yeah.

520
00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:31,941
Warm.

521
00:34:31,974 --> 00:34:32,975
Reika.

522
00:34:41,016 --> 00:34:42,283
Ah, young lady.

523
00:34:42,317 --> 00:34:43,819
You need a lot of work.

524
00:34:43,852 --> 00:34:46,454
Maybe you can give
me a private lesson.

525
00:34:52,795 --> 00:34:54,063
Hey Jim.

526
00:35:02,805 --> 00:35:05,206
Hey Jim, you are hopeless.

527
00:35:19,788 --> 00:35:20,589
Susie.

528
00:35:20,623 --> 00:35:21,557
Hey.

529
00:35:21,590 --> 00:35:22,825
Hey yourself.

530
00:35:22,858 --> 00:35:24,093
What are you up to right now?

531
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,060
You wanna hang out?

532
00:35:25,094 --> 00:35:26,494
Oh I'm just waiting for Reika,

533
00:35:26,528 --> 00:35:28,597
but text me later, okay?

534
00:35:30,365 --> 00:35:31,199
Later.

535
00:35:32,601 --> 00:35:35,904
Didn't she already
reject you, bro?

536
00:35:35,938 --> 00:35:38,674
I don't know if reject
is the right word for it.

537
00:35:38,707 --> 00:35:40,308
Hey man, I get it.

538
00:35:40,341 --> 00:35:41,910
She is hot.

539
00:35:41,944 --> 00:35:42,745
All right.

540
00:35:42,778 --> 00:35:43,712
No judgment.

541
00:35:43,746 --> 00:35:45,480
You want a ride home?

542
00:35:47,983 --> 00:35:49,018
Biking it.

543
00:35:49,051 --> 00:35:50,284
See you, man.

544
00:36:23,952 --> 00:36:24,787
Reika.

545
00:36:34,063 --> 00:36:35,363
Hi.

546
00:36:35,396 --> 00:36:36,397
Reika.

547
00:36:36,431 --> 00:36:37,465
Come in.

548
00:36:37,498 --> 00:36:39,233
What did you wanna talk about?

549
00:36:39,267 --> 00:36:40,169
Sit down.

550
00:36:45,774 --> 00:36:48,342
Reika, you know you're
not living up to

551
00:36:48,376 --> 00:36:51,013
your full potential in my class.

552
00:36:51,046 --> 00:36:55,316
If you don't pass, it will
affect your student visa.

553
00:36:55,349 --> 00:36:57,385
Do you understand that?

554
00:36:57,418 --> 00:36:58,587
Yeah.

555
00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:01,255
I've tried, it's just
really difficult.

556
00:37:01,289 --> 00:37:03,058
I understand.

557
00:37:03,092 --> 00:37:04,193
I do.

558
00:37:04,225 --> 00:37:05,594
So what do I need to do?

559
00:37:05,627 --> 00:37:07,096
I mean I can't lose my visa.

560
00:37:07,129 --> 00:37:08,396
I know, I know.

561
00:37:08,429 --> 00:37:10,331
I may have a way I can help you.

562
00:37:10,364 --> 00:37:11,633
Okay.

563
00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:13,168
What is it?

564
00:37:13,202 --> 00:37:16,538
Well, I'm not sure if it
works on American student,

565
00:37:16,572 --> 00:37:20,509
but there might be a way
I can make you fluent.

566
00:37:22,144 --> 00:37:23,746
Instantly.

567
00:37:23,779 --> 00:37:24,780
Instantly?

568
00:37:27,015 --> 00:37:28,650
That's unusual.

569
00:37:28,684 --> 00:37:32,654
Okay, what is it, like some
sort of hypnosis or mind trick?

570
00:37:32,688 --> 00:37:33,822
No, no, no.

571
00:37:33,856 --> 00:37:35,423
It's a technique.

572
00:37:35,456 --> 00:37:37,391
It works well in China.

573
00:37:37,425 --> 00:37:38,660
It's new.

574
00:37:38,694 --> 00:37:40,729
Never worked in America.

575
00:37:40,763 --> 00:37:43,665
But if you are
willing to try it...

576
00:37:46,101 --> 00:37:47,736
What do you say?

577
00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:48,704
Okay.

578
00:37:48,737 --> 00:37:49,738
I guess.

579
00:37:49,772 --> 00:37:51,106
I mean, sure.

580
00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:54,042
As long as it's
nothing weird or kinky.

581
00:37:54,076 --> 00:37:54,977
Okay?

582
00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:57,546
Cause been there, done that.

583
00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:58,412
Good.

584
00:38:04,186 --> 00:38:05,554
Wait, what?

585
00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:06,555
What are you doing-

586
00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:07,723
- Just relax, okay?

587
00:38:07,756 --> 00:38:08,657
Don't move.

588
00:38:22,436 --> 00:38:23,272
Reika?

589
00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:52,400
Reika?

590
00:38:56,271 --> 00:38:57,438
Reika?

591
00:38:57,471 --> 00:38:59,208
Come on, we gotta go.

592
00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:08,917
Oh my God.

593
00:39:08,951 --> 00:39:10,052
Sorry, I...

594
00:39:10,085 --> 00:39:11,186
Gosh, Reika.

595
00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:13,155
Anything for an easy A.

596
00:40:12,147 --> 00:40:13,481
Susie.

597
00:40:17,519 --> 00:40:18,353
Reika?

598
00:40:23,825 --> 00:40:25,827
Reika, what's going on?

599
00:40:42,177 --> 00:40:44,246
Reika, come on, let's go.

600
00:40:58,694 --> 00:40:59,493
Reika?

601
00:41:00,662 --> 00:41:03,065
Come on, stop playing around.

602
00:41:08,170 --> 00:41:09,504
Reika, let's go.

603
00:41:10,872 --> 00:41:12,140
Quit playing around.

604
00:41:12,174 --> 00:41:13,675
Come on, let's go.

605
00:41:14,743 --> 00:41:15,577
Reika?

606
00:41:52,914 --> 00:41:55,317
Dude, maybe she's
just not that into you.

607
00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:56,284
I don't know.

608
00:41:56,318 --> 00:41:57,652
Whether she's interested or not,

609
00:41:57,686 --> 00:42:00,122
she usually responds
to my texts messages,

610
00:42:00,155 --> 00:42:04,292
but she's been totally silent
since last Monday night.

611
00:42:04,326 --> 00:42:06,194
Well, take it as a sign.

612
00:42:06,228 --> 00:42:07,062
Whoa.

613
00:42:08,397 --> 00:42:10,298
Hey, watch it, asshole.

614
00:42:11,299 --> 00:42:12,801
Hey, did you notice those-

615
00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:13,735
- What?

616
00:42:13,769 --> 00:42:15,037
They look kind of familiar.

617
00:42:15,070 --> 00:42:15,904
Come on, man.

618
00:42:15,937 --> 00:42:17,005
Let's get to class.

619
00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:17,939
I didn't say anything.

620
00:42:17,973 --> 00:42:18,807
Let's go.

621
00:42:29,651 --> 00:42:30,986
Psst, Susie.

622
00:42:31,019 --> 00:42:32,387
Did I say something wrong?

623
00:42:32,421 --> 00:42:36,024
You haven't been
responding to my messages.

624
00:43:02,184 --> 00:43:03,618
I didn't get any of that.

625
00:43:03,652 --> 00:43:04,920
Did you?

626
00:43:04,953 --> 00:43:06,621
I don't think we've
learned all that yet.

627
00:43:35,585 --> 00:43:37,052
Did we miss a class?

628
00:43:37,085 --> 00:43:38,386
I don't think so.

629
00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:39,387
Mr. Ma.

630
00:43:39,421 --> 00:43:40,590
Mm?

631
00:43:40,622 --> 00:43:42,791
Last class we were
learning travel phrases.

632
00:43:42,824 --> 00:43:44,025
Now I'm...

633
00:43:44,059 --> 00:43:45,460
We're a bit lost.

634
00:43:45,494 --> 00:43:46,862
Of course, Tony.

635
00:43:46,895 --> 00:43:49,898
Why don't we
continue the lesson?

636
00:43:49,931 --> 00:43:52,568
So class, repeat after me.

637
00:44:01,743 --> 00:44:03,411
Need a ride home?

638
00:44:03,445 --> 00:44:06,648
Nah, I'm gonna go try to
talk to Susie one last time.

639
00:44:06,681 --> 00:44:08,283
Just lay it all out.

640
00:44:08,316 --> 00:44:10,318
Get a straight
answer out of her.

641
00:44:10,352 --> 00:44:12,821
Well, good luck with that.

642
00:44:12,854 --> 00:44:15,690
And put in that good
word for me with Reika.

643
00:44:15,724 --> 00:44:17,159
I would appreciate that.

644
00:44:17,192 --> 00:44:18,193
All right.

645
00:44:20,695 --> 00:44:21,696
Susie, hey.

646
00:44:21,730 --> 00:44:24,299
Can I talk to you for a minute?

647
00:44:24,332 --> 00:44:26,234
I really just wanna
tell you that I think

648
00:44:26,268 --> 00:44:28,937
you're so smart and
beautiful and good natured,

649
00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:31,339
and I don't know if you're
just playing hard to get

650
00:44:31,373 --> 00:44:33,942
or leading me on or what,

651
00:44:33,975 --> 00:44:37,312
but I really wanna take
you out on a date sometime.

652
00:44:37,345 --> 00:44:39,247
Wherever you wanna go.

653
00:44:39,281 --> 00:44:40,550
Just name it.

654
00:44:40,583 --> 00:44:41,917
What do you say?

655
00:44:43,084 --> 00:44:43,919
No.

656
00:44:44,786 --> 00:44:45,621
No?

657
00:44:49,724 --> 00:44:53,128
Okay, I think you just
told me that I should leave.

658
00:45:35,303 --> 00:45:36,771
Tony.

659
00:45:36,805 --> 00:45:39,709
Did you mean what
you said earlier?

660
00:45:41,977 --> 00:45:44,647
Do you want to see me right now?

661
00:45:47,449 --> 00:45:48,950
Well look outside.

662
00:45:53,723 --> 00:45:54,923
Ni hao.

663
00:45:54,956 --> 00:45:56,491
Susie, what are
you doing here?

664
00:45:58,260 --> 00:45:59,361
What are you saying?

665
00:46:09,705 --> 00:46:12,340
When you wield
this wooden stake,

666
00:46:12,374 --> 00:46:14,476
you must grip it hard.

667
00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:16,746
Like it means life or death.

668
00:46:16,778 --> 00:46:18,446
No limp wrist in it.

669
00:46:19,814 --> 00:46:21,651
And when you strike...

670
00:46:24,786 --> 00:46:28,223
You must plunge it in
all the way to the hilt.

671
00:46:28,256 --> 00:46:32,193
Anything less and oh, well,
we've seen what happens.

672
00:46:32,227 --> 00:46:35,598
They are tough sons of bitches
and they will kill you,

673
00:46:35,631 --> 00:46:39,334
or worse, turn you into one of
them if they get the chance.

674
00:46:39,367 --> 00:46:41,771
They're taking over
our movie theaters,

675
00:46:41,803 --> 00:46:43,905
they're stealing
our trade secrets

676
00:46:43,938 --> 00:46:46,642
and they're buying up
all our real estate.

677
00:46:46,676 --> 00:46:49,077
Congratulations on
your new home, Mr. Ma.

678
00:46:49,110 --> 00:46:52,213
They're even going
after our youth.

679
00:46:54,249 --> 00:46:57,586
Spreading their virus
to those hopeless,

680
00:46:57,620 --> 00:47:01,524
foolish, braindead
teenagers whose only crime

681
00:47:01,557 --> 00:47:04,025
is their choice of music.

682
00:47:04,059 --> 00:47:06,928
But by the grace
of our Holy father,

683
00:47:06,961 --> 00:47:10,465
I will bring these
fiendish devils to justice

684
00:47:10,498 --> 00:47:13,068
and justice shall be served!

685
00:47:16,539 --> 00:47:17,372
All right!

686
00:47:20,141 --> 00:47:22,444
I found their leader.

687
00:47:22,477 --> 00:47:25,880
We begin with the one
who started it all.

688
00:47:28,049 --> 00:47:31,821
And tomorrow night, we
take our country back!

689
00:47:33,455 --> 00:47:34,356
Kill 'em all!

690
00:47:34,389 --> 00:47:35,323
Kill 'em all!

691
00:47:35,357 --> 00:47:36,257
Hell yeah!

692
00:47:36,291 --> 00:47:37,225
Let's get 'em!

693
00:47:37,258 --> 00:47:38,326
Shut 'em down!

694
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,195
Let's kill them damn vampires!

695
00:49:01,610 --> 00:49:04,345
This is the night we
take our country back.

696
00:49:04,379 --> 00:49:06,381
Long live the USA!

697
00:49:06,414 --> 00:49:08,751
Death to the vampire vermin!

698
00:49:10,985 --> 00:49:12,220
Let's move out!

699
00:49:14,824 --> 00:49:17,392
Help me find the freaks
that turned my boyfriend

700
00:49:17,425 --> 00:49:19,327
and bring them to justice.

701
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,230
This is too dangerous
for a little lamb like you.

702
00:49:22,263 --> 00:49:23,498
Go home, child.

703
00:49:31,973 --> 00:49:33,709
Black belt in Taekwondo

704
00:49:33,742 --> 00:49:36,344
and first place in
the junior marksman.

705
00:49:36,377 --> 00:49:38,146
Three years in a row.

706
00:49:39,147 --> 00:49:40,950
After you, my dear.

707
00:49:43,251 --> 00:49:44,620
Let's go!

708
00:49:44,653 --> 00:49:46,154
Let's go.

709
00:50:58,192 --> 00:50:58,994
Sam!

710
00:51:28,824 --> 00:51:29,658
Woo!

711
00:53:25,974 --> 00:53:28,911
Well, well, well, looks like
we finally hit the jackpot.

712
00:53:28,944 --> 00:53:33,182
Oh and if it aint Mr. Ma,
the devil leader himself.

713
00:53:33,214 --> 00:53:34,248
Reika?

714
00:53:34,282 --> 00:53:35,184
Susie?

715
00:53:36,685 --> 00:53:38,453
Nuh-uh-uh.

716
00:53:38,486 --> 00:53:40,089
What happened to you guys?

717
00:53:40,122 --> 00:53:41,523
What did you
bastards do to them?

718
00:53:43,224 --> 00:53:44,660
Oh no you don't.

719
00:53:44,693 --> 00:53:46,161
I wouldn't take another
step if I were you, vermin.

720
00:53:47,495 --> 00:53:48,329
Stop!

721
00:53:54,435 --> 00:53:55,938
Enough of this nonsense!

722
00:53:55,971 --> 00:53:58,239
Gentlemen, let's send
these demons back to hell!

723
00:54:15,657 --> 00:54:18,560
Since when do
you speak Mandarin?

724
00:54:32,975 --> 00:54:35,043
There you are, got you.

725
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,314
Tony!

726
00:54:43,417 --> 00:54:44,219
Enough!

727
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,722
Leave now.

728
00:54:46,755 --> 00:54:49,591
This is a fight you cannot win!

729
00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,126
Oh I think we can.

730
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,761
We got God on our side.

731
00:54:52,795 --> 00:54:54,630
And if you're counting,
we got three of yours.

732
00:54:54,663 --> 00:54:56,430
You only got one of ours.

733
00:54:56,464 --> 00:54:57,866
So why don't you put her down

734
00:54:57,900 --> 00:54:59,467
and come and face me like a man?

735
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,803
You are crazy!

736
00:55:00,836 --> 00:55:01,970
I don't care about them.

737
00:55:02,004 --> 00:55:03,238
I just make more.

738
00:55:03,272 --> 00:55:05,406
You cannot defeat my army!

739
00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:15,184
Okay, well we got your
friend, so don't try anything.

740
00:55:15,217 --> 00:55:17,052
Pastor, what
you want us to do?

741
00:55:17,085 --> 00:55:19,254
Hold your ground, Bubba.

742
00:55:21,123 --> 00:55:22,291
Let them go.

743
00:55:23,659 --> 00:55:25,027
Why, so you can kill us?

744
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,663
Suck our blood and
damn our souls?

745
00:55:27,696 --> 00:55:28,597
No.

746
00:55:31,733 --> 00:55:34,002
Boys, are you
ready for a fight?

747
00:55:53,454 --> 00:55:55,791
God damn vampire strength.

748
00:56:00,229 --> 00:56:01,530
Sorry, sorry.

749
00:56:01,563 --> 00:56:03,065
Retreat, boys!

750
00:56:03,098 --> 00:56:04,066
Murdoch!

751
00:56:04,099 --> 00:56:05,567
- Murdoch!
- Retreat!

752
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,636
Come on.

753
00:56:07,669 --> 00:56:10,205
Get Murdoch outta here.

754
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,473
You're supposed
to go stabbing!

755
00:56:12,507 --> 00:56:13,342
Come on!

756
00:56:58,520 --> 00:56:59,821
Go!

757
00:56:59,855 --> 00:57:00,923
Go!

758
00:57:00,956 --> 00:57:02,024
Go!

759
00:57:02,057 --> 00:57:02,891
Go!

760
00:57:10,399 --> 00:57:12,067
What to do with you?

761
00:57:17,372 --> 00:57:19,408
That was not wise.

762
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,510
You know, they
told me that you were

763
00:57:21,543 --> 00:57:24,445
the greatest
vampire of all time.

764
00:57:24,478 --> 00:57:26,915
They should see you
close up like this.

765
00:57:26,949 --> 00:57:28,283
You're pathetic!

766
00:58:39,354 --> 00:58:40,188
Tank.

767
00:58:42,024 --> 00:58:43,325
Tank.

768
00:58:43,358 --> 00:58:45,093
I thought you were...

769
00:58:46,328 --> 00:58:47,162
Tank.

770
01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:07,776
Susie.

771
01:01:02,598 --> 01:01:03,398
Susie.

772
01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:52,374
Tank!

773
01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:24,306
You're the worst
dead boyfriend alive!

774
01:03:36,786 --> 01:03:37,620
Susie?

775
01:04:04,913 --> 01:04:05,648
Susie?

776
01:04:07,215 --> 01:04:08,049
Susie!

777
01:04:37,979 --> 01:04:39,715
Tony, no!

778
01:05:25,927 --> 01:05:28,196
Okay, she's going to die!

779
01:06:38,701 --> 01:06:42,470
You're not the man
who I fell in love with.

780
01:06:47,008 --> 01:06:48,009
I'm sorry.

781
01:07:57,478 --> 01:08:00,415
Thank God I don't
understand you.

782
01:08:10,124 --> 01:08:10,960
Tony.

783
01:08:41,356 --> 01:08:42,190
Zara.

784
01:08:44,026 --> 01:08:45,460
You need a car?

785
01:08:45,493 --> 01:08:47,062
I'll get you a car.

786
01:08:50,498 --> 01:08:51,332
Zara!

787
01:08:53,569 --> 01:08:54,837
Oh.

788
01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:55,704
Sorry.

789
01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:00,909
Who are we waiting for?

790
01:09:00,943 --> 01:09:02,210
Tony Stott.

791
01:09:02,243 --> 01:09:03,612
Scott, sorry.

792
01:09:03,646 --> 01:09:08,349
Supposedly he learned Mandarin
since we last saw him.

793
01:09:08,383 --> 01:09:09,384
I hope so.

794
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,055
He will need a miracle.

795
01:09:25,701 --> 01:09:27,168
Hey, sign in.

796
01:09:29,270 --> 01:09:30,105
Okay.

797
01:09:41,315 --> 01:09:43,284
Are you ready to try again?

798
01:10:10,612 --> 01:10:11,647
Yes!

799
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:12,480
Cut.

800
01:10:12,514 --> 01:10:13,481
Cut.

801
01:10:13,515 --> 01:10:14,683
Good, very good.

802
01:10:14,717 --> 01:10:15,851
That's it for today.

803
01:10:15,884 --> 01:10:17,586
We'll pick up
tomorrow at sundown.

804
01:10:17,619 --> 01:10:19,888
Everybody go home,
have a good rest.

805
01:10:19,922 --> 01:10:21,322
See you tomorrow.

806
01:10:24,193 --> 01:10:25,627
Great job, Tony.

807
01:10:25,661 --> 01:10:26,494
Awesome.

808
01:10:33,234 --> 01:10:34,036
Thank you.

809
01:10:34,069 --> 01:10:34,870
Oh.

810
01:10:34,903 --> 01:10:35,938
Only English.

811
01:10:35,971 --> 01:10:37,639
Oh, sorry.

812
01:10:37,673 --> 01:10:38,674
You are hot.

813
01:10:40,709 --> 01:10:42,410
Here's your tea, Master Tony!

814
01:10:42,443 --> 01:10:43,579
Oh no master.

815
01:10:43,612 --> 01:10:44,780
We is all equals here.

816
01:10:47,015 --> 01:10:49,151
I mean, look very good.

817
01:10:50,786 --> 01:10:55,356
I think we may all have
a bright future here.

818
01:10:55,389 --> 01:10:57,492
More like dark future.

819
01:10:57,526 --> 01:10:58,493
Ooh.

820
01:11:02,765 --> 01:11:04,566
Just stop talking.

821
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:05,801
Yeah.

822
01:11:05,834 --> 01:11:07,603
Not your strong suit.

823
01:11:08,837 --> 01:11:10,205
Tony!

824
01:11:10,239 --> 01:11:11,173
Hey.

825
01:11:22,251 --> 01:11:24,318
Well, well, well.

826
01:11:24,352 --> 01:11:27,222
You shoulda killed us
when you had the chance.

827
01:11:27,256 --> 01:11:30,793
Chance you aint
never gonna get again!

828
01:11:30,826 --> 01:11:31,660
Sorry.

829
01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:37,866
You sure you want to
keep this fight going?

830
01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:39,535
Say your prayers, devil.

831
01:12:26,782 --> 01:12:29,017
Let's head
towards the blood...

832
01:12:29,051 --> 01:12:30,484
I mean juice bar.

833
01:12:31,954 --> 01:12:32,988
O .

834
01:12:33,021 --> 01:12:34,156
You really like that blood.

835
01:12:34,189 --> 01:12:35,991
I know, I know.

836
01:12:36,024 --> 01:12:39,795
You see this hand, indeed
that's the angel arc.

837
01:12:39,828 --> 01:12:44,498
In the past he's taught me
to carry his on his teaching.

838
01:12:49,304 --> 01:12:52,741
Help humans to fight
the evils with love.

839
01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:52,534
Susie!

840
01:14:22,463 --> 01:14:23,932
Good luck with that.

841
01:14:23,966 --> 01:14:26,168
And can you put in a good
word with me for Susie,

842
01:14:26,201 --> 01:14:27,202
I would really...

843
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Ah, you said Susie.

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