1 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,323 Dalan urip tansah ing construction. 2 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,660 Perjalanan iku angel, 3 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:26,048 nanging yen wis tekan ndhuwur, tampilan apik tenan. 4 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:31,610 Lan pemandangan sing luwih ayu nalika sampeyan duwe wong kanggo nuduhake. 5 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,681 Pak Blart. 6 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,202 Kanggo nem dina. 7 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,620 Bojoku sing ayu meh seminggu kabari aku nganggo layang 8 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,820 dheweke duwe apa sing dakkarepake "sawetara getun." 9 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,260 Dokter dheweke nelpon "muntah sing ora bisa dikendhaleni." 10 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,380 Mas. 11 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,562 Pengacara dheweke, "Pembubaran perkawinan." 12 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,820 Ora apa-apa. Aku butuh wektu sethitik kanggo aku. 13 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,100 Kaya tembang kasebut, 14 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,170 "Aku wis menyang swarga, nanging aku ora tau nemoni aku." 15 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,340 Aku ngenteni rong taun sabanjure ilang dhewe 16 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:06,047 ing uwal manis tetep aman West Orange Pavilion Mall. 17 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,940 Paling aku isih duwe siji bab sing ora tau ngeculke aku. 18 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,180 Keamanan. 19 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,805 Apa sampeyan ilang, Nak? 20 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,248 Oalah, ayo karo aku. 21 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,322 - Matur nuwun. - Sugeng rawuh. 22 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,500 Andy, saiki ngrangkul polisi palsu. 23 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,540 Kita sejatine ... Wes disertifikasi, Bu. 24 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,300 We njupuk test lan kabeh. Iku cukup sregep. 25 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,860 Oke, peluk dheweke, Andy. 26 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,140 Wah, seneng ndeleng sampeyan, wong cilik. 27 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,980 Sampeyan ngerti apa mbak, dheweke ora gelem ngrangkul aku. 28 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,660 - Lan ora apa-apa. - Ora, dheweke kepengin ngrangkul. 29 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,047 - Aku ora mikir dheweke ora. Hey. - Oke, Andy, peluk dheweke. 30 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,980 - Mas. - Arep mlebu? 31 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,980 - Manis. Sampeyan isin Ibu. - Dheweke ora pengin ... 32 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,660 - Ora, dheweke ora isin aku. Dheweke ora apa-apa. - Ngrangkul dheweke. 33 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,125 Dheweke ora kudu ngrangkul aku. 34 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,604 Aku weruh putih. Aku weruh putih. 35 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,220 Aku njaluk maneh, mbak. Aku bakal nemokake dheweke. 36 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,800 Lan ing ngarep omah, aku tansah duwe Ibu. 37 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,928 Ana kertasku. 38 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,487 Yaiku, nganti dheweke dibor dening truk susu. 39 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,768 Ora ngerti yen dheweke duwe maneh. 40 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,729 Aku kira aku sing pungkasan kanggo njaluk memo. 41 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,525 Paul Blart wis resmi puncak. 42 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,364 Utawa wis aku? 43 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,260 "Sugeng rawuh, Petugas Blart. Sampeyan wis dipilih kanggo gabung ... " 44 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,011 “Sugeng rawuh. Sampeyan wis ditampa ing UCLA." 45 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,967 Maya! Ayo mudhun kene! Aku entuk kabar apik! 46 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,965 Aku uga! 47 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:42,500 Mas, kita wis diundang Pameran Asosiasi Perdagangan Petugas Keamanan 48 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:46,525 lan upacara penghargaan ing Las Vegas, Nevada! 49 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,060 Vegas? wah. 50 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,540 Ya, aku mikir pungkasane diakoni 51 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,940 kanggo, ngerti, njupuk mall metu saka macet sing. 52 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,930 Bapak, sampeyan nyimpen mall. Padha kudu ngurmati sampeyan. 53 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,140 - Aku bangga karo sampeyan. - Matur nuwun. 54 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,780 Sampeyan ngerti, jaman wis angel, 55 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,260 nanging apa wae sing kedadeyan, 56 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:06,649 selagi aku duwe kowe neng sampingku, Aku ora apa-apa. 57 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,580 Nanging cukup babagan aku. Apa kabar apik sampeyan? 58 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,127 Ya, aku mung ngelingi 59 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,449 kita duwe sisa panggang ziti. 60 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,683 Apa dina! 61 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,646 ya. 62 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,727 nggih. 63 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:05,420 - Apa aku bisa nulungi tas sampeyan, Pak? - Ora. Sing carane padha njaluk sampeyan. 64 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,364 - Aku bakal apik dhewe, matur nuwun. - Ora masalah, Pak. 65 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,084 Angkat nganggo sikil. Kanthi sikil. 66 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,246 Kita pindhah. Kene kita lunga. 67 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,140 Nice sethitik break ing dina. 68 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,686 Kita arep maneh. Kita arep maneh. 69 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,980 Sikil. 70 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,980 - Paul Blart? - Nggih pak. 71 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,323 Aku panginten sing sampeyan. Donna Ericone, Mall of America. 72 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,920 Man, kita isih ngomong babagan nyimpen Black Friday Panjenengan. 73 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,420 matur nuwun. 74 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,940 Aku ora ngerti yen sampeyan krungu. 75 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,500 Bakal ana speaker keynote surprise bengi iki. 76 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,820 Tembung ing dalan, bakal dadi petugas 77 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,287 sing wis ana ing ndhuwur lan ngluwihi telpon saka tugas. 78 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,281 opo? 79 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,820 Aku kudu jujur, aku duwe perasaan, nanging sampeyan pancene mikir, maksudku ... 80 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:56,887 - Sapa maneh? - Ya. 81 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,580 Kajaba RoboCop mlaku menyang kamar. 82 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,580 Ya, aku mesthi bakal ngadeg mudhun kanggo RoboCop. 83 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,140 - Dheweke ora nyata. - Ora, aku ngerti dheweke ora nyata, 84 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,820 nanging aku bakal ngadeg mudhun kanggo wong. 85 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:04,967 Dheweke ora nyata. 86 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,700 Aja ngomong sapa wae sing dakkandhakake. 87 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,060 - Ngomong apa? - Babagan kunci ... 88 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,527 Sampeyan entuk aku. Sampeyan rampung lunga lan njaluk kula. 89 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,051 Sing ana ing tenggorokan. 90 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,540 Sing ana ing tenggorokan. 91 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,369 - Sampai ketemu bengi iki. - Ya, oke. 92 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,740 Roger sing, Officer Ericone. Sing langsung menyang tenggorokan. 93 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,540 Sing ora malah nglirik saka dhadha. Iku langsung munggah. 94 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,849 - Apa aku bisa nulungi tamu sabanjure? - Kita sabanjuré. Kene kita lunga. ya wis. 95 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,180 - Yello-ha! - Sugeng siang. 96 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,060 - Sugeng rawuh ing Wynn Resort. - Priksa. 97 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,528 Pancen, Pak Blart. 98 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,900 Pak Blart. 99 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,660 Sampeyan mbokmenawa dibuwang dening sandhangan lelungan. 100 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,900 - Bener, iku "petugas." - Oke, nuwun sewu. 101 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,980 Ya, Petugas Blart. 102 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,740 Aku weruh kita duwe sampeyan ing tampilan gunung parsial, 103 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:53,890 lan sampeyan njaluk Bowl bottomless saka Peanut MandM kang. 104 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,289 Ya, iku strictly medicinal. 105 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:00,930 Sayange, Aku dikutuk karo hipoglikemia. 106 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,886 Tingkat gula mudhun, aku uga. 107 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,940 Nuwun sewu. Kamarmu durung siap. 108 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,965 Nanging sampeyan bisa ninggalake bagasi ing kene, lan dakkirim menyang kamarmu. 109 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,060 Bapak, aku keluwen. 110 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,260 - Apa kita bisa nedha awan? - Tahan mayo. 111 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,660 Sedhela kene. 112 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,060 Sampeyan mbokmenawa ora ngerti iki, Heath, 113 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,940 nanging yen sampeyan mriksa Grand Ballroom 114 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,540 lan ndeleng klompok apa wis dipesen ing kono sore iki, 115 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,881 Aku mikir lagu sampeyan bisa uga rada owah. 116 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,860 - Kiss Mini. Band panutup. - Ya, aku ora karo wong-wong mau. 117 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,327 Apa ana manajer sing bisa dakkandhakake? 118 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,124 Sampeyan ngerti, dheweke ora kasedhiya saiki, dadi... 119 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,660 Sampeyan njupuk sikilku metu saka ngisorku kene. 120 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,445 - Apa Terrace Café mbukak kanggo nedha awan? - Ya, iku. 121 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,000 Aku metu. 122 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,860 Nggawa menyang, Heath. 123 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,042 Sithik kenceng, gawan. Ya. 124 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,004 Mung sawetara sing luwih cedhak. Aku ora bisa nglilani iki metu. 125 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:02,180 Nanging kayane aku bakal dadi ngaturaken pidato ing dalu punika 126 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,900 ing konvensi petugas keamanan. 127 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,526 Sampeyan ngerti, aku padha mbatalake sing. 128 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,180 Padha ora. 129 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,443 Nanging dikurangi menyang Ruang Konferensi C. 130 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,127 Nggak, F. 131 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,180 - Oke, iki peta properti. - Oke. 132 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,770 Ing kana sampeyan. 133 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,420 - Matur nuwun. - Ora, sing sampeyan kudu tetep. 134 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:28,140 Ora butuh. Wis dipindai. Dikunci lan dimuat. 135 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,500 matur nuwun. Wektu kanggo nedha awan. 136 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,601 - Pak? - Ya? 137 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:33,286 Putri lan restoran iku cara. 138 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,340 Ya, sampeyan duwe sing terbalik nalika aku mindhai. Mulane... Iku ing sampeyan. 139 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,500 - Apa aku ngapusi babagan gorengan kerang? - Sampeyan ora. 140 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,660 Padha apik tenan, karo mung jumlah tengen zip. 141 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,900 - Ya, sampeyan kudu tresna zip. - Aku. Maksudku, aku lair kanggo zip. 142 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,220 Aku nyelehake tanganku ing pinggulku Nalika aku zip 143 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,731 - Sampeyan zip - We zip 144 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,883 Aku ora percaya sampeyan ngerti lagu kasebut. 145 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,285 He, Pak. Sampeyan bener lali tiket valet sampeyan. 146 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,290 - Matur nuwun. - Iku gratis. 147 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,121 ya. 148 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,651 Aku arep lunga. 149 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,450 Sampeyan lair kanggo zip? 150 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,484 Wiwit kapan sampeyan nggunakake tembung "zip"? 151 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,807 - Aku tansah nggunakake tembung "zip." - Aku ora seneng. 152 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,331 Omongan hipster. Kabeh padha zipping. 153 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,900 Sampeyan kudu alon mudhun, nom. 154 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,970 Delengen, Bapak, sampeyan kudu biasakno aku saiki wes gede. 155 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,540 Oke, pisanan kabeh, kita kabeh gedhe. Kita Blarts. 156 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,620 Pinggul amba, tungkak kandel lan pusat gravitasi sing kurang. 157 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,420 Kuwi carané Yéhuwah sing apik nitahake awaké dhéwé. 158 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,171 Mulane kita ora apik ing rintangan mlaku, lan kita ora bakal. 159 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,500 Apa iku? 160 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,300 Iki? Iku garpu geterku. 161 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,500 Meksa aku mangan luwih alon. 162 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,100 Sampeyan mikir aku mangan cepet ing omah? 163 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,170 Ing liburan, aku kaya cheetah ngoyak cheetah sing luwih cepet. 164 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:45,001 Oke, ndeleng? Delengen ing kono. 165 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,050 Iku mung bahan bakar. Iku mung bahan bakar. 166 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,620 Lha piye. 167 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,380 - Pak Blart. - Shanghai! 168 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,164 Nuwun sewu. Nuwun sewu ngageti Pak. 169 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:58,540 - Ora apa-apa. Sampeyan mung mencet kabel trip iku kabeh. - Oke. 170 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,180 Inggih, kula Divina Martinez, manajer umum hotel, 171 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,740 lan aku arep njaluk ngapura 172 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,460 bab kebingungan babagan konvensi. 173 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,562 Lan kabar apik, aku nganyari kamar sampeyan. 174 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,180 Wis tampilan Strip. 175 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:13,569 Wis siap saiki, lan aku wanted kanggo menehi tombol pribadi. 176 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,780 Nuwun sewu. 177 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,769 Senajan, aku kudu ngomong, sampeyan duwe tangan alus banget. 178 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,091 Kantong udara! 179 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,481 nyuwun pangapunten? 180 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,851 Aku rumangsa apa sing sampeyan lakoni, Divina. 181 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,800 Apa sing dak lakoni? 182 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,887 Sejatine, rada transparan. 183 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,928 Nuwun sewu, kula mboten ngetutake. 184 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,860 Lah, aku ngerti iku abad kaping 21, 185 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,883 lan wong wadon bisa ngetutake dheweke kaya wong lanang. 186 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,921 - Bapak, aku yakin dheweke ora ... - Tadpole, iki barang diwasa. Oke? 187 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,820 Deleng, aku ngerti butuh loro kanggo tango, 188 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,207 nanging sepatu dansaku saiki metu kanggo ndandani. 189 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,460 - Pak, nyuwun pangapunten menawi... - Nyuwun pangapunten ora perlu. 190 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:57,260 Cukup ngerti aku nggarap caraku liwat labirin geni pribadi, 191 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,020 lan nganti geni kekacauan suda, 192 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,805 Aku mung durung siyap kanggo konsumsi umum. 193 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,540 Kula ngertos pak. 194 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,165 Duwe Tetep apik. 195 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,810 Ora mung aku, ta? Maksudku, dheweke ora nglokro. 196 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,130 ora kendel. 197 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,450 Apa masalah sampeyan, pet? 198 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,289 Aku mung duwe exchange paling aneh karo wong sing nang kono. 199 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,406 ya. 200 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,769 Dheweke nuduh aku ngetung dheweke. 201 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,771 Lucu. 202 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:39,123 Padha ngomong wong kabotan nggunakake humor kanggo nggayuh tresno. 203 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,801 Sampeyan ngerti apa, sing ndadekake. 204 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,660 Ngapunten, Mbak Martinez? 205 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,366 - Tamu VIP kita wis teka. - Matur nuwun. 206 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,361 Oke. 207 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,003 Sugeng rawuh ing Wynn Las Vegas, Pak Sofel. 208 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,131 Kita duwe akomodasi sampeyan njaluk kabeh siap kanggo sampeyan. 209 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,780 Yen sampeyan butuh apa-apa, mangga, aja ragu-ragu nelpon dhewe 210 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,042 utawa kepala keamanan kita, Pak Furtillo. 211 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,420 Kowe njupuk kula kanggo akeh dhuwit ing riko pungkasan. 212 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,921 Muga-muga sampeyan bisa nguripake sing watara wektu iki. 213 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,085 Aku rencana. 214 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,340 Aku kudu ngomong, aku ora ngerti carane iki upgrade. 215 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,740 Aku arep ngomong apa, Maya, sampeyan njupuk amben. Aku bakal njupuk rollaway. 216 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,740 Bapak, iki konvensimu. Sampeyan ora bisa turu ing rollaway. 217 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,571 Aku mesthi bisa, oke? Aku tau keturon godong godong. 218 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,380 Kita bakal ngerti mengko. Aku kudu lunga. 219 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,900 Wayah, Wayah, Wayah! Oke. 220 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,321 Matur nuwun kanggo ngandhani rahasia Victoria. 221 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,740 Apa sampeyan mikir sampeyan nganggo, cah enom? 222 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,330 A bathing suit? 223 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,060 Mungkin kanggo elf. 224 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,820 Dekorasi. De-cor-um. 225 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,580 - Aku mung arep nongkrong ing blumbang. - Ya, ora, sampeyan ora. 226 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,091 nggih. 227 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,660 - Banjur aku arep njelajah. - Terus. 228 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,180 - Sampeyan entuk baterei telpon ekstra? - Ya. 229 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,260 - Senter? - Tansah. 230 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,380 - Semprotan mrico panas? - Priksa. 231 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,060 - Pocketknife keychain smasher jendhela? - Aku. 232 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,100 - Flares dalan bayi? - Ya, aku wis entuk kabeh! 233 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,940 Siji liyane ing kene. neng kono. 234 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,420 Aku wis nyetel kanggo ngawasi, supaya aku krungu kabeh sing kelakon. 235 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,900 Ora ono. Aku wis rumangsa kaya unit SWAT. 236 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,731 Maya! Keamanan minangka misi. 237 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,520 Ora istirahat. 238 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,806 Inggih, ayo kang ndeleng apa aku bankrolled agen NSA tengen. 239 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,722 - Kepiye carane? - Nganti saiki, apik banget. 240 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,970 Ngapunten, wong lanang, nanging kita duwe keluhan babagan gangguan. 241 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,160 Mulane kita duwe sampeyan. 242 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,570 Kudu ngomong, Henk, seragam apik. 243 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,820 bener? Delengen iku. mesem. 244 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,922 Sampeyan ora pengin ngerti apa iku njupuk kanggo njaluk menehi hasil nyata. 245 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,400 Ora, aku ora. 246 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,540 Oke. 247 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,460 Padha wis dipindhah sawetara bêsik ing sawetara dina pungkasan. 248 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,722 Iki lokasi anyar kabeh 13. 249 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,100 Sampurna. Oke, aku pengin mlebu lan metu kurang saka sangang jam, wong. 250 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,281 Nyelarasake munggah. 251 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,007 Sinkronisasi. 252 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,441 Ayo budal! 253 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,807 Ya, penembake, ya! Ya! 254 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,860 - Apa kabeh hoopla, kanca? - Wong iki crushing. 255 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,620 Aku secara harfiah mlaku metu saka kamar kanggo Kripik sandi. 256 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,700 Dheweke mlaku paling gedhe sing dakdeleng! 257 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,180 Pak, sampeyan kudu nggawe taruhan yen sampeyan pengin ngadeg ing meja. 258 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,540 Aku ora ngerti carane muter craps, nanging aku bakal ngomong apa, 259 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,460 Lady Luck mesthi wis ana ing pojokku akhir-akhir iki. 260 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,020 Dadi aku mlebu, oke? Apa sing kudu dak lakoni? 261 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,964 Iku gampang. Menehi kula $60. Kita bakal nyelehake enem. 262 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,610 - $60. - 60 dolar. 263 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,564 Wah, iki nyenengake. Aku kudu jujur, nyenengake banget. 264 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,810 Pak, kula saged ngunjuk? 265 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,820 Sampeyan ngerti apa, pira kanggo root beer? 266 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,890 Amarga aku saiki nandur modal banget ing casino Pak Wynn. 267 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,460 - Inggih, bener, iku gratis. - Gratis. 268 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,420 Aku seneng! ROOT bir sak sungu! 269 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,682 Apa sampeyan ... Mung siji apik. Mung siji. 270 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,980 Pak, ayo. Meja iki panas tenan. 271 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,860 - Menehi kula 20 dolar kanggo hard enem. - Oke, $20. 272 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,140 - Menehi kula $20 kanggo hard wolung. - $20. 273 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,900 - Menehi kula $ 25 kanggo sungu dhuwur yo. - $25. 274 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,820 - Menehi kula $20 ing lapangan. - Iku kabeh aku duwe. 275 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,580 - Lapangan ana ing njaba. - Ora luwih taruhan. 276 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,300 nggih! Aku wis tau felt liyane urip! 277 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,980 Shooter, ayo! Nomer... 278 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,206 Pitu metu. Craps. 279 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,340 - Kalah! - Wong gendut rusak. 280 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,249 - Sampeyan ilang kabeh. - Sampeyan nyedhot! 281 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,580 Mundhut taruhan sampeyan, C lan E kang, taruhan sungu, dhuwur-kurang. 282 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,220 - Nggawe game iki. - Root bir Panjenengan, Pak. 283 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,481 matur nuwun. 284 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,046 Ya, aku bakal seneng. 285 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,920 Iku pilihan sing apik banget. becik. emas. 286 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,580 Ya, persis. Iku dheweke. Kowe... 287 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,681 Ayo budal. 288 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,300 Suwene sampeyan kerja ing kene? 289 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,721 Ora suwe banget. Iku bapakmu? 290 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,247 Muga-muga aku bisa ngomong ora saiki. Aku enggal bali. 291 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,580 - Bapak? - Hey! 292 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,620 Sampai jumpa, Tom lan Rita. Kowe pancen apik tenan. Ati-ati. 293 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,300 Aku bakal ketemu sampeyan ing resepsi. Aku ora arep lunga. 294 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,700 Aku ora arep lunga. Aku ora arep lunga. 295 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,340 - Bapak, sampeyan telik kula? - spying? 296 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,240 - Ora. Ora, ora, ora. aku... - Bapak, sampeyan isin kula! 297 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,500 Nuwun sewu sampeyan ngraosaken. Aku bakal ninggalake sampeyan piyambak. 298 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,761 Mangga. 299 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,660 Blart! 300 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,340 Saul Gundermutt, 301 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,260 kepala Petugas Keamanan Asosiasi Dagang. 302 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,700 - Aku nyekel sampeyan ing wektu ala? - Ora. Ora, ora. Seneng, Pak. 303 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,086 Kesenenganku. 304 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:52,604 Lan aku mung pengin sampeyan ngerti yen aku njaluk sampeyan lungguh ing meja bengi iki. 305 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,740 Aku kudu ngomong, Pak, aku bungah banget. 306 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,763 Aku bakal jujur, Aku krungu rumblings. 307 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,780 - Rumblings? - Babagan intine. 308 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,420 ya. Inggih, kanthi alesan sing apik. 309 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,726 Nick Panero menehi. 310 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,020 Wong apik, wong apik. 311 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,940 Ya, Nick Panero. Sing padha rumblings. 312 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,980 Sing apik tenan. 313 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,020 Iku pancene. Kuwi... seneng banget. 314 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,700 Sampeyan ngerti, mungkin aku bisa ketemu karo dheweke. 315 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,900 - Pilih otaknya... - Iki kasempatan sampeyan. 316 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,380 Blart, Petugas Nick Panero lan Petugas Gino Chizetti. 317 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,404 - Hei, Petugas Panero. - Tahan saus apel, hotshot. 318 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,380 Aku krungu bab sampeyan. Rumor wis sampeyan mikir sampeyan menehi keynote bengi iki. 319 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,340 - Dheweke mikir dheweke menehi. - Sampeyan panginten sampeyan menehi? 320 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,060 - Ora. Sampeyan ngerti apa, aku ora tau ngomong ... - Man, sampeyan kudu mandheg 321 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,940 nggawa munggah sing Black Friday bab, Blart. 322 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,060 - Iku, kaya, enem taun kepungkur. - Sampeyan kudu nglilani. 323 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,049 Aku tau digawa munggah Black Friday. 324 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,380 Aku krungu sampeyan cukup apik ing salah sawijining perkara kasebut. 325 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,244 Aku wis dikenal kanggo dabble. 326 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,688 Aku ... aku pancene ora kudu. 327 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,420 Sejatine Pak, sampeyan ora bisa. 328 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,140 Aku butuh SIM sing bener yen sampeyan pengin njupuk kanggo test drive. 329 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,540 Ya, aku kabeh-akses, yen sampeyan bakal ngintip laminate, oke? 330 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,325 Ayo kula mung nudge dheweke metu saka mode bisik-bisik. 331 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,340 Oke, aku weruh sampeyan ngerti dalanmu ngubengi pl 33. 332 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,011 Aku, aku, nanging gal iki rada kesel. 333 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,500 Aku dhewe i2 Commuter sing diowahi. 334 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,100 Isih bakal butuh lisensi bener, sanadyan. 335 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,611 - Ya? - Ya. 336 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,201 Piye iki? Apa cukup bener kanggo sampeyan? 337 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,020 Iku cukup bener, huh? 338 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,100 - Ya. - Mangga ngati-ati, Pak. 339 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,660 Iku babagan distribusi bobot. 340 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,445 Priksa manawa tangan sampeyan loro padha kuwat ing genggeman. 341 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,762 Aku kira sampeyan ora pengin aku nindakake iki! 342 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,725 - Ya! - Mangga aja. 343 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,767 kantun. 344 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,460 Blart! 345 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,085 - Sampeyan ndeleng sing? - Iku ora apik. 346 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,888 Isih entuk laminate. 347 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,420 Bapak ora apa-apa? Sampeyan kudu tenan njaluk dipriksa metu. 348 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,980 Waluh, awakku apik. 349 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,082 Egoku sing nggegirisi. 350 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,980 Pranyata aku ora menehi intine bengi iki. 351 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,380 Nah, ngerti apa? 352 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,700 Sampeyan kudu nelpon polisi, amarga sampeyan wis dirampok. 353 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,300 Inggih, matur nuwun, kucing. Secara teknis, aku ora butuh polisi. 354 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,860 - Iku tokoh wicara, Daddy. - Ora, ora, aku ngerti. 355 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,660 Aku mung ngomong, sampeyan ngerti, mung polisi mikir yen kabeh iku, 356 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,649 lan aku ora seneng. 357 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,441 Aku ora seneng. 358 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,100 lanang. Kita ketemu lan salam ing 15. 359 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,380 Aku salah! Awake lara. 360 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,767 asam laktat! 361 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,420 Mas, kowe malah ora nganggo klambi. Ayo. 362 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:57,260 Minangka macem kaya sing muni, Aku Aku mung arep adus lan turu. 363 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,486 Aku rada kesel. 364 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,603 Oke, ya. Maksudku, ora, sampeyan kudu ... 365 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,780 Sampeyan kudu ngaso. 366 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:09,441 Inggih, kula badhe wangsul lan njaluk sampeyan nedha bengi ing Bartolotta, 367 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,369 'amarga entuk reservasi jam 6:00. 368 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,165 - Iku mestine kanggo menehi hasil nyata. - Ngerti. 369 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,761 Hey, Bapak? 370 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,768 Nyuwun pangapunten babagan pidato. 371 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,325 Aku bakal ketemu sampeyan mengko. 372 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,060 Aku njaluk wong siji iki marang tembok. Dheweke pancen kringet. Dheweke ngerti yen wis rampung. 373 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,100 Banjur metu saka sudhut mripatku Aku weruh wong liya iki, 374 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,300 banjur aku noleh marang dheweke lan aku ngomong, "Nyerahke yogurt." 375 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,940 Iku liwat sing cepet. 376 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,804 - Lampu mati. - Lampu mati. 377 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,285 Hey, sampeyan mbayar sabuk iku pira? 378 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,740 Aku ora ngerti. Iku hadiah saka putriku. 379 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,764 Sampeyan duwe wong lanang? Amarga aku duwe wong lanang. 380 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,540 Ora, aku ora duwe wong sabuk. 381 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,530 - Sing edan. Apa, sampeyan ora duwe wong sabuk? - Ora, aku ora duwe wong sabuk. 382 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,530 Khan Mubi. Seneng ketemu. 383 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,780 Khan Mubi. Seneng ketemu. 384 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,700 Seneng ketemu sampeyan. 385 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,420 Wis sedina muput, lan ngrangkul mesthi mbantu. 386 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,922 Dadi matur nuwun. Pisanan aku dadi panas, iki digawa mulih. 387 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,180 Aku sampeyan ngambung pundhak. Inggih, matur nuwun. 388 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,520 Kesenenganku. 389 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,610 - Oke. - Iku wektu kanggo pindhah. 390 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,087 Iku. Lan aku mikir lawang wis mbukak, dadi ... 391 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,540 Apa sing paling anyar, kanca? 392 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,020 The Big Sticky Mess. 393 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,282 Peluncur granat sing shoots umpluk lim. 394 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,300 Kelereng. Sampeyan ora bisa mbukak karo iki ing ngisor sikilmu. 395 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,765 Sampeyan malah ora bisa ngadeg. 396 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,887 Vitru Sonic Taser renders assailant Panjenengan 397 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,765 lumpuh limang detik ing wektu. 398 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,260 - Hey, Paul. - Hei, Saul. Apa sampeyan entuk? 399 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,567 Iku wis dicethakaké sesuk ing nedha awan. 400 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,060 Iku prototipe. Aku ora kudu nuduhake sapa wae, 401 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:14,563 nanging wiwit sampeyan menyang kendaraan gyro-kinerja, njupuk gander. 402 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,761 Perkara ora bakal padha. 403 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,340 Ora! 404 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,091 Apa sampeyan guyon aku? Agung. 405 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,607 - Apa sampeyan ora apa-apa? - Matur nuwun kanthi sanget. 406 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,180 - Oke, ayo. - Matur nuwun. 407 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,964 - Sampai ketemu. - Sugeng dina. 408 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,020 Hei, priksa, wong lanang. 409 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,260 Nalika sampeyan pengin dheweke mbayar rega, sampeyan tekan The Finisher. 410 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:11,160 Sing paling efektif non-mati senjata api beanbag ing pasar saiki. 411 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,448 Apa sampeyan ora menehi spin? 412 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,562 - Aku? - Ya. Iku gampang. 413 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,241 Oke. 414 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,050 Fokus laser. 415 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,331 Exhale, narik pemicu. Predator. 416 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,700 Pangaturan ora ana ing ngarsane. Aku bisa ngomong, kene rada adoh. 417 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,404 Sing masalah. 418 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,700 - Paul Blart, Mall Cop. - Nggih pak? 419 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,500 Eduardo Furtillo, kepala keamanan Wynn Las Vegas. 420 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,940 Seneng ketemu sadulur-sadulur. 421 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,260 Sampeyan ngerti, kasunyatan sing nyenengake kanggo sampeyan, sampeyan bisa uga ora weruh, 422 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,820 nanging Pak Furtillo kene, dadi kepala keamanan, 423 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,220 lagi nganggo jas ireng... 424 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,260 - Nyuwun pangapunten, Nak, aku ora entuk jeneng sampeyan. - Jenkins. 425 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,140 ... Jenkins nganggo jas ungu. 426 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:01,740 Delengen, ana hirarki warna jas adhedhasar tanggung jawab keamanan. 427 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,180 Ireng, abu-abu, pinus, banjur, pungkasan, ungu. 428 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,770 Nuwun sewu, mboten wonten kalepatan. 429 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,202 Sampeyan nganggo kaos poliester karo Spanx ing ngisor. 430 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,126 ya wis. apik nyekel. 431 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,220 - Aku weruh sampeyan admiring non-mati. - Ya. 432 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,449 Aku rumangsa ora percaya karo sampeyan karo barang asline? 433 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,540 Ora, padha nindakake, nanging kita milih ora. 434 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,881 Maksudku, apa sampeyan tenanan njaga? 435 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,060 Isine ponsel lan Cinnabon? 436 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,162 Ana uga telung ATM lan Dave lan Buster kang 437 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,250 sing mung mati pancing sawise 9:00. Iku mung dadi edan. 438 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,380 Miturut cara, minangka sopan santun profesional, 439 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,700 Aku seneng yen mripatku tetep ketutup kanggo ana penyimpangan nalika aku ana ing kene, dadi ... 440 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,723 Hey. Luwih cedhak. 441 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,201 Luwih cedhak. 442 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,725 Wiwit aku dijenengi kepala keamanan limang taun kepungkur, 443 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,540 kita wis ora duwe nganti ilang andhuk. 444 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,246 Ibumu mesthi bangga banget saka prestasimu. 445 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,371 Sing dadi nyata. 446 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,420 Wow, sing nyengsemaken. 447 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,020 Apa aku, utawa dheweke mambu kaya tembakau lan vanilla? 448 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,180 Amarga aku entuk ... Aku ora ngerti yen iku cologne ... 449 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,441 Ayo njaluk sawetara yogurt. 450 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,340 Maya? 451 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,420 Mas, aku wis mikir babagan menu, 452 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,127 lan aku ora peduli, Aku arep double parm. Dadi... 453 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,049 Sunshine, sampeyan isih ing bak? 454 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,525 Mas? 455 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,131 njaluk kula keamanan! 456 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,923 Apik banget, sampeyan mlebu UCLA. Sampeyan kudu kesel! 457 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,420 Ora tenan. Aku durung bisa marang bapakku. 458 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,620 kok ora? Sing ageng! Apa sampeyan ora mikir dheweke bakal bungah? 459 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,220 Aku ora mikir dheweke bisa ngatasi. 460 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,820 Wong tuwaku bungah banget nalika aku entuk GED. 461 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,540 Keren banget wong tuwamu dukung sampeyan kaya ngono. 462 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,529 yo wis. Kaping telu yaiku pesona. 463 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,925 Aku ora guyon. Malah luwih cedhak karo papat. 464 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,860 Ora, aku kudu lunga. Aku mesthine kanggo ketemu bapak kanggo nedha bengi. 465 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,580 - Oke, keren. Mungkin aku bakal ketemu sampeyan mengko. - Ya. Mugi-mugi. 466 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,681 Ya, oke. 467 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,780 Putriku ilang. Dheweke ora mangsuli telpon. 468 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:35,620 Pak Blart, aku pengin sampeyan ngerti sing bakal kita tekan ing ngisor iki, 469 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,165 senadyan kita beda. 470 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,300 Bedane? 471 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,220 Kita kudu netepake motif. Apa sampeyan duwe dhuwit akeh? 472 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,780 - Netepake "akeh." Maksudku, ana ... - Sembarang. 473 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,611 Ora, sejatine aku ora duwe akeh, ora. 474 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,140 Oke, sampeyan wong penting? 475 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,810 Lha kowe ngerti sing gumantung sing takon. 476 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,206 Aku kudu jujur. 477 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,020 Apa iki bisa dadi sawetara kahanan domestik? 478 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,700 - Bojomu nesu? - Aku ora nikah. 479 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,340 - Pacarmu ngerti sampeyan ... - Ora pacar, aku ora duwe pacar. 480 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,100 - Apa ana sing tresna sampeyan? - Ya. putriku, 481 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,300 lan dheweke wis diculik. 482 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,481 Sampeyan ngerti, amarga dheweke wis diwasa, 483 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,580 biasane kita ora bakal ngajukake laporan wong ilang 484 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,140 nganti dheweke ilang paling ora 24 jam. 485 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,460 Inggih, kula badhe matur. 486 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,291 Aku wis ing game keamanan luwih saka 16 taun, 487 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,860 lan aku wis weruh samubarang sing sampeyan ora bakal ngerti. 488 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,521 Ngerti iki. Kita narik pemicu, lanang. 489 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,082 Saiki, sampeyan kudu nggawe perimeter lan ngunci papan. 490 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,806 - Sampeyan arep njawab sing? - Kita lagi kelangan wektu larang regane! 491 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,885 Iki Officer Blart. Aku kudu njaga garis iki ... 492 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,610 ya wis. Ora, ora. Oke. Aku weruh. 493 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,900 ya wis. Ora, ora, aku ora bisa ... aku ora bisa ... 494 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,860 Aku ora bisa ngomong babagan iki saiki. 495 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,940 Oke, oke, oke. Saiki, kita bakal ngomong ... 496 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,660 Kita bakal ngomong babagan iki mengko. Kita bakal ngomong babagan ... 497 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,683 Aku kudu lunga. aku arep. 498 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,940 Ya, kuwi anakku. Dheweke nelpon saka restoran. 499 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,900 Dheweke mung ... Dheweke mung nelpon. 500 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,729 Dheweke apik. 501 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,884 Agenku banget profesional dilatih 502 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,340 sing ora duwe wektu supaya sampeyan muter metu 503 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,780 fantasi cilik sampeyan bab kang pulisi nyata, Pak Blart. 504 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,406 Babar blas ngerti. Aku njaluk. Ya, sampeyan bener. 505 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,768 Iku Officer Blart. 506 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,201 Hei, Bapak. Aku dhawuh favorit. 507 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,740 tenan? Nah, ngerti apa? Aku wis kelangan napsu. 508 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,889 Apa sing wis mlebu sampeyan? Kowe ngapusi aku. 509 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,500 Sampeyan ngomong sampeyan lagi turu. 510 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,620 - Ya, aku arep, nanging ... - Sampeyan tau nelpon kula sapisan. 511 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,860 Sampeyan ninggalake adus kebak, sing bisa nyebabake karusakan banyu, 512 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,420 lilin surem, kang bisa duwe diobong mudhun Las Vegas, Nevada. 513 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,300 Nuwun sewu. Mung Lane sing ngajak aku arep metu menyang kolam... 514 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,020 Lane? Lane? Apa iki pengkhianatan? 515 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,580 Chicken Chow Lane? 516 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,700 Bapak, wong nggoleki. 517 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,780 Apa sing kedadeyan karo dheweke, Maya? 518 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,580 Apa sing kedadeyan karo bocah wadon sing resik sing ora tau ngapusi? 519 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,540 Apa kedaden kanggo George Washington cilikku? 520 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,420 - George Washington? - Dheweke ora bisa ngapusi. 521 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,885 Panjenenganipun punika bebener lengkap ing wig powdered. 522 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,980 - Aku mikir sampeyan overreacting. - Tenan? 523 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,730 Lan nalika sampeyan arep ngomong bab iku? 524 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,340 - Ngendi sampeyan nemokake iki? - Mangga, Maya, 525 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,060 Aku wis dilatih banget spesialis keamanan. 526 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,128 Sampeyan ora bisa nyana kanggo njaga rahasia saka aku. 527 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,323 Aku ora ngira aku bakal mlebu. 528 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,220 Aku malah ora ngerti sampeyan nglamar ing kana. 529 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,860 Apa kedaden kanggo Central Jersey Sekolah Menengah Teknik Terapan? 530 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,420 Kita ngomong babagan UCLA ing kene. 531 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,300 Ya, aku mikir kita ngomong babagan CJATJC. 532 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,460 Bapak mboten ngertos. 533 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,620 Aku duwe kesempatan kanggo pindhah menyang California. 534 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,611 Maya, California, adoh banget. 535 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,900 Inggih, mikir babagan iki. 536 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,940 Sampeyan bisa teka marani kula ing mangsa nalika iku pancene kadhemen ing Jersey. 537 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,123 Mesthi aku bisa, yen aku pengin sawetara smog ing flakes lindhu sandi! 538 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,140 Sampeyan ngerti apa? Aku wis mutusake. aku arep. 539 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,540 Ngenteni, ngenteni. Sampeyan mung mutusake? 540 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,020 Nah, ngerti apa? Kaputusan ditolak. 541 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,770 Judge Blart saiki ing sesi! 542 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,809 Aku ngerti sampeyan wis ilang akeh akhir-akhir iki, lan sampeyan wedi, 543 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,769 nanging apa sing sampeyan lakoni saiki dadi salah. 544 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,249 Aku arep menyang UCLA. 545 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,889 Maya, Maya, sampeyan bali ... 546 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,801 Maya. 547 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,380 Paul? Aku nyekel sampeyan ing wektu ala? 548 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,050 Aku pengin sampeyan ketemu bojo. 549 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,020 - Oke. - Seneng ketemu sampeyan. 550 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,020 - Seneng ketemu sampeyan, ya. - Sampeyan kene karo bojomu? 551 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,500 - Putri. - Ya. 552 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,810 Iki trip pungkasan kita bebarengan sadurunge dheweke lunga menyang kuliah. 553 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:07,980 Crusher. 554 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,606 - Gosh, kita mung lunga taun kepungkur. - Ya. 555 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,963 Iku mung minangka depressing minangka Idaho. 556 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,140 Ya, kasepen ora bisa ditahan. 557 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,129 Maksudku, omah iku kaya kuburan kadhemen kasepen. 558 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,860 Oalah... 559 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,803 - Aku bakal dadi sedhih. - Mas. 560 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,529 Nalika arep mangkat kerja, 561 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,620 Aku mung bakal murub Sarah McLachlan, mlaku menyang lemari dheweke 562 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,087 lan mambu sweter sing ditinggal. 563 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,180 Ya, aku mambu. Aku mambu sweter. 564 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,363 Inggih, paling aku duwe malaikat cilik iki kanggo njaluk kula liwat. 565 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,420 Maksudku, sampeyan bisa mbayangno 566 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,220 - nyoba kanggo njaluk liwat piyambak? - Ora, aku ora bisa nindakake. 567 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,163 - Ora bisa. - Aku ora bisa nindakake sing piyambak. 568 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,082 - Aku tresna sampeyan. - Tresna sampeyan, banget. 569 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,300 Ora sabar ketemu bojomu. 570 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,860 - Ya, iku bakal apik banget. - Ya. 571 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,327 - Vegas, bayi! - Ayo kenek meja! 572 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,009 Nelpon dheweke yen sampeyan pengin njaluk dheweke kuku rampung utawa apa wae. 573 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,206 nggih. 574 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,641 Masalah? 575 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,886 Dheweke wis nganyarke kunci ing Pak van Gogh menyang kontrol dual. 576 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,940 Sampeyan ngandika upgrade ora dijadwal nganti sesuk. 577 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,361 Amarga iku apa e-mail keamanan ngandika. 578 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,340 Saiki, aku duwe wong lanang ing njero 579 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,820 sing kudune ngelingake aku yen jadwal diganti. 580 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,285 Temenan, dheweke ora. 581 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,780 Pilihan. 582 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,060 We mateni loro kontrol ing wektu sing padha 583 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,660 karo lance termal. Saiki, bisa ditindakake, 584 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,444 nanging sing bakal push kita bali. 585 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:53,460 Oke. Ayo dadi ngalih metu kabeh bêsik liyane sadurunge liyane njaluk nganyari. 586 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,140 Banjur kita bisa fokus ing van Gogh. 587 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,925 Iku nomer siji ing dhaftar panuku kita, lan aku ora lunga tanpa iku. 588 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,925 Kabeh padha ngrungokake. 589 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,780 We are arep saiki. 590 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,460 Saiki, kita budhal van Gogh kanggo pungkasan, 591 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,100 dadi Nadia bakal koordinasi tatanan anyar. 592 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,460 Padha ngomong Las Vegas wis keamanan paling apik ing donya. 593 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,449 Inggih, kita bakal nemokake. 594 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,763 Nggawa aku wong sampeyan ing njero. 595 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,860 - Apa aku? - Sampeyan ora njaluk iku. 596 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,180 - Sampeyan mung ora njaluk iku. - Njaluk apa? 597 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,780 Aku ngomong sampeyan duwe rambut sing apik lan untu sing apik. 598 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,740 - Petugas mbutuhake pitulungan. - Apa sampeyan ora ngerti? 599 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,460 Sampeyan mambu kaya lumut gambut lan kari, lan aku mikir aku bakal muntah. 600 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,340 Sampeyan ora pengin metu karo kula? 601 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,220 waah. Katon kanggo kula minangka wong loro becik nyoba numpak sepur perdamaian, 602 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,004 nanging dheweke kaya derailed. 603 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:44,300 Lah, wulu iki, mabuk kontrakan bingung "lunga" kanggo "ngetok aku." 604 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,100 - Hey... - Bu, Petugas Panero kene, 605 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,620 sing, ing mratelakake panemume profesional, ora katon mabuk, 606 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,380 wis latihan paling sethithik telung taun ing pangenalan kasusahan. 607 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,780 Aku yakin dheweke ngrasakake wanita atraktif lungguh dhewe 608 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,360 paling kamungkinan ketoke dicokot sepi. 609 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,020 Dadi sadurunge sampeyan mundur ing mburi tembok kasebut kita kabeh dipasang, 610 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:06,489 mung ngerti sing Officer Panero ana kene kanggo sampeyan. 611 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,325 Mungkin aku overreacted. 612 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,727 Lan dheweke menehi intine bengi iki. 613 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,402 - Seneng ana ing kene. - Dheweke blotto. 614 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,820 Kaya ibune wong liya Dina Columbus pungkasan. 615 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,287 Apa sampeyan bakal nglilani? Iku setengah kothak anggur. 616 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,445 Dheweke pancen patriotik. 617 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,580 Ya, ora ana cara Panero bisa terus. 618 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,780 Kita butuh pimpinan saiki sing bisa langkah munggah, njupuk reins lan inspirasi kita. 619 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,900 Aku ngerti. 620 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,561 Aku nyoba ngubungi Officer Ferguson saka TSA, nanging telpone kudu dipateni. 621 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,806 Maksudku, tanganku diikat. 622 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,841 Paul? 623 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,806 Apa sampeyan bisa munggah menyang piring lan nylametake kita? 624 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,601 Aku butuh klambi putih. 625 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,681 Ayo. 626 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,042 - seragam Panjenengan, minangka dijaluk, Officer Blart. - Matur nuwun kanthi sanget. 627 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,131 Lha piye. 628 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,940 Aku manajer umum resort iki, dadi aku ora njupuk tips. 629 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,202 Lan aku ora biasane ngirim uga dry cleaning, 630 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,129 nanging aku mung ... Aku pengin njlentrehake 631 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,780 yen aku ora nggawe kemajuan marang kowe sadurunge, 632 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,962 Aku uga ora bakal nate. 633 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,081 Lah, aku ngerti sampeyan duwe ora kontrol liwat iki. 634 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,460 Integritas minangka gumbo sing nggumunake, 635 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,820 nanging aku lagi nyiapake saiki, internal, kanggo menehi keynote. 636 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,570 Dadi yen sampeyan ora keberatan, oke? 637 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,642 Lah, iki edan. 638 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,380 Aku bener pacaran karo wong. 639 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,140 Mangga, Bu, praktis kula nemokaké bab pacar palsu. 640 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,380 opo? 641 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,041 Rungokake, sampeyan ora duwe pengaruh ing uripku apa wae. 642 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,363 Lambemu kringet. Kringete. 643 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,140 Ana penonton metu ana saka profesional keamanan 644 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:54,325 sing mbayar dhuwit apik kanggo krungu sampeyan ngomong. 645 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,860 Dheweke pengin krungu sampeyan. 646 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,940 Kuwi ora bener. Dheweke ora mbayar apa-apa, nanging dheweke pancen pantes kanggo sampeyan. 647 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,700 Padha pantes. Padha pantes. 648 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,380 Ya, ayo, wong. 649 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,642 Cukup loosen up, baby, loosen up. 650 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,100 Teka sampeyan! Aku bakal teka. 651 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,020 Nggawa menyang wong-wong mau, nggawa menyang wong-wong mau. 652 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,220 Aku tambah nyenyet. Aku tambah nyenyet. 653 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,970 Aku ora bisa ambegan, wong. 654 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,620 Iku pitik jeruk. 655 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,820 Aku arep ngomong apa? Aku arep ngomong apa? 656 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,900 Aku kudu njaluk hawa. Aku kudu njaluk hawa, aku kudu njaluk hawa. 657 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,580 Aku kudu njaluk sawetara hawa. 658 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,284 Aku kudu njaluk hawa, aku kudu njaluk hawa. 659 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,931 Iki apik. 660 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,968 Lan pulsa bali ing kisaran. 661 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,046 Oke. 662 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,125 matur nuwun. 663 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,251 Metu saka kene. 664 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,201 nggih. 665 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,282 Hey! Ora, ora, terus. 666 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,649 Mlayu. Ngalih bebarengan. 667 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,925 Nyingkiri aku. Hefeweizen! 668 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,045 Metu saka kene! 669 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,365 Metu saka kene. 670 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,880 Metu! 671 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,761 Dhuh Gusti! 672 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,603 Apa ana wong sing bisa ditelpon? 673 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,328 Apa sampeyan bisa nulungi aku? Apa sampeyan bisa nelpon cadangan? 674 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,809 Aku lara gulu, aku lara gulu. 675 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:37,801 Oke. 676 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,405 Hei, matur nuwun kanggo kabeh bantuan sampeyan. 677 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,820 Ing kana sampeyan. 678 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,207 - Kita arep ngumumake sampeyan. - Oke. 679 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,927 Ayo, Maya. 680 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,180 Matur nuwun. 681 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,100 Pesta kelangan. Suite sapa iki? 682 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,060 Tukang omah iku kabeh kanca apikku. 683 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,084 Padha supaya kula ngerti nalika rollers dhuwur mriksa metu awal, supaya ... 684 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,484 - Sampeyan oke? - Ya. Kabeh apik. 685 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,900 Aku enggal bali. Aku entuk soko kanggo sampeyan. 686 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,650 Aku mikir sampeyan bakal seneng. 687 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,420 Ya! 688 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,740 Apik banget, apikan banget. 689 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,540 Bapak-bapak sekalian, Aku ngerti sampeyan kene kanggo ndeleng Nick Panero 690 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,580 ngaturaken pidato pokok. 691 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:45,180 Nanging, amarga kahanan ngluwihi kontrol kita, 692 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,170 kita kudu nggawa speaker liyane bengi iki. 693 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,082 Ya, aku ngerti, aku uga kuciwa. 694 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:56,180 Dadi, tinimbang, kepiye becik, anget Expo sambutan 695 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,726 kanggo Officer Paul Blart. 696 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,441 Matur nuwun, Petugas Gundermutt. 697 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,180 Apa panas ing kene, 698 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,568 utawa aku pesen seragam sabanjuré saka Rochester Big lan Humid? 699 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,940 Aku bangga ana ing kene, 700 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,168 ing ngarsaning para agung saka kepungkur. 701 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:38,407 Mung ndeleng pasuryan iki ngelingake aku saka pitakonan supaya akeh wong takon. 702 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,685 Napa kita nindakaken? 703 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,500 Kok mlaku-mlaku ngerti yen ing dina sing khas 704 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,683 sampeyan bakal njaluk nol tepuk ing mburi? 705 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,980 Nanging sampeyan ngerti apa sing bakal sampeyan entuk? 706 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,923 Akeh guyonan. 707 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,340 Apa sing sampeyan tindakake ing kene? 708 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,283 Aku panginten Mini Kiss muter. 709 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,540 Apa sing sampeyan tindakake ing kene? 710 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,140 Aku njaluk. Kita target gampang. 711 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:08,660 Wong ngarani awake abot, kurus, kental. 712 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,683 Dheweke nuduhake kulit kita sing ala. 713 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,401 Apa sing kita kabeh padha duwe? 714 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,620 Ing tembung Joseph Conrad, 715 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:31,167 sing nulis sawetara buku sing dawa banget babagan pelayaran lan liya-liyane, 716 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,160 "Kita urip kaya ngimpi. 717 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,530 "Dhewekan." 718 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,500 Ternyata aku menehi keynote sawise kabeh, 719 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,206 dadi tegese akeh yen sampeyan bisa ana, kacang. 720 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:07,060 Sampeyan kudune ngandhani aku 721 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,500 - yen jadwal wis dipindhah. - Ayo dadi tenang. 722 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,170 Lan ora ana sing ngandhani apa-apa. 723 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,050 Nuwun sewu. Bye. 724 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,251 Njaluk dheweke. 725 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,100 Nanging, nalika wong takon aku, "Lho kok ngono?" 726 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,611 Aku kudu ngguyu. 727 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,929 Amarga dheweke mikir yen aku duwe pilihan. 728 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,500 Aku ora. 729 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,540 Aku, kaya sampeyan, ora milih keamanan. 730 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,849 Keamanan milih aku! 731 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:54,420 Saben esuk, aku nyopot celonone sikil siji ing wektu, 732 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,140 lan aku nganggo sepatu sing alus, 733 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:58,083 lan aku krungu panggilan sing padha karo sampeyan. 734 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,041 "Tulung wong dina iki." 735 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,207 Ayo, Bapak. 736 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,420 "Tulung wong dina iki." 737 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,124 Muni gampang, ora iku? 738 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,407 Nanging yen dadi petugas keamanan iku gampang, sapa wae bisa nindakake. 739 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,086 Sapa wae bisa nindakake. 740 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,244 Njupuk jenis tartamtu. 741 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:29,247 Wong sing duwe Spidey-raos nalika ana masalah. 742 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,100 Mesthi, sampeyan bisa ketemu kabeh jinis wong ing baris karya iki. 743 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,964 Pencopet sampeyan, tukang maling sampeyan, 744 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,164 freeloaders Panjenengan 745 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,602 nyolong turu ing kursi pijet Brookstone. 746 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,820 - Dheweke paling awon. - Aja njaluk kula miwiti. 747 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,500 Lan ana wong tuwa sing ora bisa nemokake mobil dheweke ing Parkir Level F 748 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,490 'amarga dheweke ora duwe mobil. 749 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,449 Lan ora ana Parkir Level F. 750 00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,803 Iku mung nganti D. 751 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,520 Lan dumadakan sampeyan takon dhewe, 752 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,291 "Yagene aku nglakoni?" 753 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:20,367 Nganti bocah cilik, mripate nangis, iku narik ing lengen klambi. 754 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,487 Panjenengané ngandika marang kowé, 755 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,522 “Pak, Pak, Pak. 756 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,169 "Ora bisa nemokake ibuku." 757 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,900 Mulane sampeyan nglakoni. 758 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,161 - Ya. - Ya. 759 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,540 Aku bakal nutup karo iki. 760 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,660 Yen sampeyan pracaya marang tujuan urip mung ngabdi marang awake dhewe, 761 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,900 banjur sampeyan ora duwe tujuan. 762 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,401 Bantuan wong dina iki! 763 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,500 - Jackpot! - Sampeyan mancep! Sampeyan mancep! 764 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,260 Sugeng tindak, Blart! 765 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,169 Ayo, Paul Blart! 766 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,620 Maya, aku ngerti sampeyan nesu karo aku. 767 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,768 - Bapak! - Nanging krungu kula metu. 768 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,100 - Deleng, aku rumangsa elek. - Aku butuh bantuanmu! 769 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,340 Ya, lan aku butuh bantuan sampeyan. Iki sing dakkandhakake. 770 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,180 Bapak! Aku weruh soko ing Presidential Suite 771 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,820 Aku guess aku ora mestine kanggo ndeleng. 772 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,780 - Lan saiki lagi sawise kula. - WHO? 773 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,860 Aku ora ngerti. 774 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,407 Angel, aja kuwatir. Aku ngerti persis apa sing sampeyan tindakake. 775 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,369 Iku mung wong nyoba kanggo meden-medeni sampeyan. 776 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,084 Dipercaya kula, kabeh padha babakan lan ora cokotan. 777 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,527 Padha teka kanggo kula! 778 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,900 Salah maca. Oke, gendhakan. 779 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,650 Tetep ing telpon karo kula. Aku ing dalan! 780 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,170 Maya, gunakake semprotan mrico! 781 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,649 Maya, Maya, ana apa? 782 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,520 Maya? 783 00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,802 - Maya! - Matur nuwun. 784 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,980 - Sapa iki? - Iki Officer Paul Blart 785 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,140 saka West Orange Pavilion Mall. Aku ngomong karo sapa? 786 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,401 Aja kuwatir bab iku. 787 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,603 Inggih, punika boten adil. Aku wis ngomong jenengku. 788 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:10,564 - Saiki, ngendi anakku? - Putrimu. 789 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,490 Wah, sampeyan ora ngerti kapan tutup mulutmu, piye? 790 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,540 Rungokake, aku ora mikir sampeyan duwe pitunjuk marang sapa sing lagi kekacoan. 791 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,660 Bener, aku ora butuh pitunjuk. Sampeyan mung ngandhani aku. 792 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,420 Lan yen sampeyan arep lunga marang polisi sejati, 793 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,205 nyoba nglacak ponsel iki utawa nyoba kanggo ngetutake aku, 794 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,100 cah lanang, aku dadi gila, 795 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,851 Aku bakal sijine sampeyan lan putri ing donya kang lara. 796 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:32,500 ya? Inggih, punika sawetara bab sampeyan ora ngerti babagan aku. 797 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,300 Kaping pisanan, pain iku kopilotku, supaya ora masalah ana. 798 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,606 Lan kaping pindho ... 799 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,123 Halo. Halo? 800 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,121 Halo? Halo? 801 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,281 Aneh. Oke, ayo. 802 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,881 Nyingkirake iki. 803 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,300 Hei, yo, kowe wis weruh Maya? 804 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,300 - Sapa Maya? - Aku ngenalaken sampeyan kanggo dheweke. 805 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,380 Dheweke cah wadon Aku ngomong karo tengen kono. 806 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,245 Wong lanang, dheweke dipalu. Dheweke ana ing telpon lan lunga menyang dalan. 807 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,600 - Mangkono? - Ya. 808 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,521 Seneng. 809 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,446 Maya? 810 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,285 Maya? 811 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,525 Maya? 812 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,810 Nggolek wong? 813 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,220 Oke, mbusak panggonan iki. 814 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,340 Lokasi iki wis dikompromi. 815 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,488 Nggawa wong loro menyang villa. 816 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,805 gula. 817 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,641 gula. 818 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,580 Bapak, deleng kembang sing apik. Apa aku bisa nggambar dheweke? 819 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,286 Ora saiki, mas. Bapak lagi telpon. Dolan karo Ibu. 820 00:48:55,600 --> 00:49:00,766 Mesthi njaluk gula. 821 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,770 Ayo, gula. 822 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,500 - Mangga, Pak, mangga. - Mung supaya kita metu. 823 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,580 Kita ora bakal nggawe alangan. Kita ora bakal ngomong apa-apa. 824 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,842 - Mangga, Pak. Mangga. - Pak, mangga kita metu! 825 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,180 - Apa omelan mengkono? - Aku padha nyolong seni saka hotel. 826 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,601 - Saka apa? - Saka hotel. 827 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,841 - Apa iku? - Aku entuk iki kanggo sampeyan. 828 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,560 kene. Iki utawa sunblock. 829 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:39,527 Maya. 830 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,201 Duwe welas asih! Ya ampun! 831 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,860 Nuwun sewu, Bu. 832 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,440 Ora, salahku. Aku kaget sampeyan. 833 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,380 - Aku mung aran elek. - Ora, aku pantes. 834 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,540 Bisa aku nulungi sampeyan munggah utawa njaluk sampeyan sawetara medical manungsa waé? 835 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:04,700 Ora perlu. 836 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,486 Iki mung ngganti fokus adoh saka atritis sandi. 837 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,844 - Sampeyan yakin? - Aku ora apa-apa. 838 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:21,086 - Apa sampeyan pengin layanan turndown? - Ora, matur nuwun! 839 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,580 Petugas, kepiye aku bisa nulungi sampeyan? 840 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,540 Aku kudu ngerti sapa sing tetep ing Presidential Suite Panjenengan. 841 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,740 Oke, pisanan kabeh, sampeyan kudu alon-alon. 842 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,180 Lan, sareh, sing bener marang kawicaksanan resort. Dadi... 843 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,281 Aku entuk iki, Heath. 844 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,402 Pak, aku bisa nulungi sampeyan ing kene. 845 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,001 Inggih, aku kira aku wis ditindhes. 846 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:43,940 Saiki, aku bisa nindakake apa kanggo sampeyan? 847 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,460 Aku butuh informasi sapa sing nginep ing Presidential Suite Panjenengan. Iku urgent. 848 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,060 - Ana apa? - Aku ora bisa divulge sing saiki. 849 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,049 Iki minangka barang rahasia, oke? Mung... 850 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,380 Ngapunten, Pak Blart, 851 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,820 nanging, sayangé, Aku ora bakal bisa kanggo menehi informasi kasebut, 852 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,365 amarga nglanggar protokol. 853 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,220 weruh? Aku ngomong sampeyan aran ora kagum karo kowe, 854 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,529 nuwun sewu, ora ana nikmat khusus. 855 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,100 Sampeyan lagi ambegan kaping pindho. 856 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,486 Cukup ngomong sapa sing nginep ing kono. 857 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,203 Aku ora bisa ngomong ora kanggo sampeyan. 858 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,260 Dheweke minangka roller dhuwur sing buku kamar liwat perusahaane. 859 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:20,980 Pangiriman Norbertine saka Hamburg, Jerman. 860 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,180 Pengiriman. matur nuwun. 861 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,611 Sampeyan banget ... 862 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:28,924 Ayo. Ora. 863 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,128 Aku mikir aku bisa singkat iki lan njaluk kita metu saka kene. 864 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,820 Utawa Mungkin kita mung kudu nindakake apa padha ngomong. 865 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,083 Kita wis weruh kaya apa, Lane. Dheweke ora bakal nglilani kita lunga. 866 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,644 - Apa aku bisa nulungi sampeyan? - Hey. 867 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,531 Muhrtelle. 868 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,420 Diucapake kaya "penyu" utawa "sabuk." 869 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,180 Ora, Muhrtelle. Aku langsung entuk. Aku cukup apik. 870 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,409 - Apa kowe bali kene? - Ora, aku saka pengiriman, dadi ... 871 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,100 - Aku saka kapal. - Ya, aku ngerti. 872 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,380 Aku saka perusahaan, dadi ... 873 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,140 Yen sampeyan bisa menehi kula wayahe, Aku arep nelpon. 874 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,340 Ora, ora, ora, ora. Ora perlu, tenan. 875 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,740 Oke, sejatine, aku ... 876 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,740 Aku saka Internal Affairs Shipping. ya. 877 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:15,580 Perusahaan ngirim aku menyang kene kanggo mriksa marang kowe lan kanca-kancamu. 878 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,420 Pilihan acak. Ora perlu gugup banget. 879 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,780 - Apa ora apa aku mangan nedha awan? - Mesthi, ya. Sampeyan bisa uga. 880 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,620 Aku mung arep murub sawetara pitakonan ing sampeyan, sanadyan, 881 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,260 vis-a-vis kiriman tartamtu iki kene. 882 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:27,540 Saiki, ngendi persis ... 883 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,580 Wah, iki pisang sing paling coklat Aku wis tau weruh. 884 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,967 Sing ireng garis wates. Aku ora bakal mangan yen aku dadi kowe. iku... 885 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,300 Sampeyan lagi mangan. Dheweke lagi mangan. 886 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,323 Aku arep muntah sethitik, Aku. 887 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,250 Aku iki racun. 888 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,206 Sing lara. 889 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,728 Saka ngendi kapal iki? 890 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,300 Aku ora ngerti. Sawetara wong nggawa sekumpulan iki mudhun 891 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,209 saka Presidential Suite. 892 00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,928 Sampeyan keberatan mbukak kanggo kula? 893 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,971 Urusan Dalam Negeri, aku mung... 894 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,370 Apa sampeyan duwe identifikasi? 895 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,940 Aja kuwatir bab iku, Kura-kura. 896 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,361 - Aku bakal takon pitakonan kene. - Ngenteni. 897 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,204 Aku arep takon. 898 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,500 Apa sampeyan mikir sampeyan nindakake karo peti kasebut? 899 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,682 Aku mung mung mriksa ... 900 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,721 - Ana sing ngganggu kiriman! - Radio. 901 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,888 Ora biso ditompo. Pateni dheweke. 902 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:40,580 A mall. 903 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,842 kauntungan ngarep-pengadilan. 904 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,566 Bingo. 905 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,641 nyeri! 906 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,121 Iki lho. Aku arep mudhun. 907 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:03,740 Njupuk care saka sawetara polisi. 908 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,081 - Kanggo apik? - Aja padha sumelang ing bab iku. Dheweke wis ora ana. 909 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,091 Dheweke turu karo iwak. Secara harfiah. 910 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,527 Banget. 911 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,849 Ora dina iki, pati! Ora dina iki! 912 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,486 Pak. 913 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,300 Kita njaluk supaya tamu garing sadurunge ngetik casino. 914 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,500 Pancen. Aku kudu duwe panginten sing. 915 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,260 Kenging punapa panjenengan mboten ndherek kula, Pak. Aku njaluk sampeyan andhuk garing. 916 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,725 Sing bakal apik. 917 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:42,643 Ing pikiran kapindho, Aku luwih seneng hawa garing. 918 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,926 Amarga sampeyan ora kowe ngomong sapa... 919 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,051 Ramos. 920 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,721 nyuwun pangapunten? 921 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,380 Tombol ing seragam sampeyan adalah paku keling kuningan, 922 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,460 digawe dening pasokan seragam Cintas, 923 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,340 kang mandegake nggunakake jinis logam tartamtu, 924 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,489 amarga alasan kamanungsan, 18 taun kepungkur. 925 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,500 Awit ora ana cara sampeyan dina luwih saka 30, 926 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,807 lan Asosiasi Keamanan mbatesi nyewa 927 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,340 sapa wae ing umur 18 taun, 928 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,240 ora ana cara sampeyan satpam ing kene. 929 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,926 Sampeyan bener. 930 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,200 Headbutt! 931 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,648 Iki minangka pertahanan sing apik banget. siji maneh! 932 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,241 Aku mesthi wis rampung. Ora wektu iki! 933 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,686 - Sing pungkasan. Sampeyan duwe tembung sandi. - Inggih. 934 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:30,765 Hey, ana apa? 935 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,780 - Hey. Nuwun sewu. Wong lanang mabuk. - Ya, kenapa sampeyan nglilani dheweke mlayu? 936 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,281 - Aku bakal nggawe manawa aku njaluk wong bali menyang kamar. - Sampeyan nglakoni. 937 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,249 Keamanan wis dilanggar. 938 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:49,980 Mesthi wae. 939 00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,020 Eduardo melu. 940 00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,140 Ngapusi aku sepisan, isin aku. 941 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,084 Ngapusi aku kaping pindho, isin aku. 942 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,167 Ora, iki aku kaping pindho. Sing ora bisa. 943 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:01,887 Hey! 944 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,450 Astaga. Ayo. 945 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,001 Hey! 946 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,330 Iku Paul Blart. 947 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:26,340 - Aku seneng ndeleng sampeyan munggah ana. - Aku bakal yen aku duwe hamstring apik. 948 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:27,851 - Aku ora duwe hamstring apik. - Ora apa-apa. 949 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,049 Sapa wong iki? Ana apa? 950 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:58,849 Nuwun sewu. Wong gedhe ing tali! 951 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,047 Nuwun sewu. 952 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,980 Kabeh iki kaya blumbang ing njero, kaya blumbang njero ruangan. 953 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,100 - Iku ora bisa dipercaya. - Ora bisa dipercaya. 954 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,170 Nyilem! Ya! 955 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,730 Ya! Nuwun sewu. Tuck lan muter. 956 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,126 Iki ora nyata. 957 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,445 Matur nuwun, Paul! 958 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,127 Apa wong lanang! 959 01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,120 Ayo, wong. Aku ngerti sampeyan ana ing kene. 960 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,841 Oke. 961 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,260 Kayane wis teka menyang pertigaan ing dalan. 962 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,361 opo? 963 01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:59,601 A sethitik kakehan klub. 964 01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:05,446 Oke. 965 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,685 Ing kana. 966 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,561 ya. 967 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,620 - Ramos, iku Henk. Kowe nang endi? - Teater Le Rêve. 968 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,245 Sawetara polisi bisa nyedhaki kita. 969 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:37,140 Ngenteni. Wong gedhe? Kumis? Celana kenceng? 970 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,380 - Ya, sing siji. - Aku panginten kang wis mati. 971 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,620 - Wong iki kaya kecoak. - Kowe nang endi? 972 01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,020 Kita arep mindhah Botero. 973 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,140 Roger iku. 974 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,820 Henk, Ramos, Botero. 975 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,160 Sapa wong-wong iki? 976 01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:54,488 Ayo, Paul, mikir kanggo Maya. Mikir! 977 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,409 Kabeh iki kanggo seni bodho. 978 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:58,845 Sapa Art? 979 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,924 Ayo, mikir. 980 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:10,130 Windershins! Iku babagan seni! 981 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,402 Dheweke nyolong seni saka hotel! 982 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,300 Ramos, iki Henk. 983 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,640 Apa sampeyan entuk lokasi anyar durung? 984 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,285 Henk, sampeyan ora ngomong ngendi sampeyan. 985 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,460 Kita lagi ing casino. Stop nelpon aku. 986 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:25,201 - Vincent pengin sampeyan, metu. - Ayo game diwiwiti. 987 01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:43,806 ketemu kanca kita. 988 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,260 Ora weruh. Ora weruh. 989 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,850 Sing resik kaca. Oke. 990 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,801 - Dadi? - Aku butuh 20 menit, Vincent. 991 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,765 Pindhah sakcepete sampeyan bisa. 992 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,290 Ora, ora, ora! 993 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,460 Vincent. Vincent, iki Henk. 994 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:32,166 - Kowe nang endi? - Nunggu van Gogh. Kowe nang endi? 995 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:33,740 Aku ing dalan. 996 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,205 Aku teka kanggo sampeyan, Maya. 997 01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:43,849 Sampeyan bisa mencet siji, please? 998 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,882 - Wong akeh bengi iki? - Ya. 999 01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:54,287 - Apa sampeyan main Beth? - Ora. 1000 01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:59,723 - Rambut gedhe. - Matur nuwun. Iku dudu mine. 1001 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,210 - Ngandika sampeyan kudu muter Bet. - Ora saiki, Frank! 1002 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,166 hotel iki padhet. 1003 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:17,251 Hadiah iki apik banget, nanging ... 1004 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,300 Globe madhangi nganggo kabel tembaga. 1005 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,244 Bapakku ngeyel supaya aku tetep baterei telpon ekstra ing kula. 1006 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,246 Ngadeg mburi. 1007 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,411 Sing kudu dilakoni. 1008 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:35,886 Ayo. 1009 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,540 Helikopter wis bahan bakar lan siap 1010 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:47,540 Sampurna. Apa sing sampeyan tindakake? 1011 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,449 Saka basket hadiah hotel. 1012 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,940 - Apa sing ana ing tanganmu? - Oatmeal cookie. 1013 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,168 Aku alergi mati. Apa sampeyan nyoba kanggo nindakake kanggo kula? 1014 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:56,805 - Nuwun sewu. - Nyingkirake. 1015 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,125 - Dobel mburi. - Tikel. 1016 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:05,489 Kita ora bisa metu saka kono. 1017 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,740 - Gantungan kunci pocketknife. Mung ing kasus. - Ing kasus apa? 1018 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,220 Aku diculik wong jahat lan disandera. 1019 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,607 - Iku wis kedaden sadurunge. - Apa? 1020 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,128 Kamar 3402. Mangga mbayar. 1021 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,489 - Hey! Apa sampeyan bisa nulungi kita? - Pancen. 1022 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,451 Lima menit maneh, Vincent, lan banjur kita rampung. 1023 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,260 Ngamanake lukisan lan ayo padha metu saka kene. 1024 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,488 Kita wis entuk kurang saka telung jam kanggo ketemu panuku kita. 1025 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,006 Roger iku. 1026 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:17,060 Oke, Vincent, wiwit sampeyan njupuk soko larang regane saka aku, 1027 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,891 Aku njupuk soko larang saka sampeyan. 1028 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,367 Iku dina ala dadi wong ala. 1029 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,688 Paul, aku tresna! 1030 01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:13,731 Ora! 1031 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,180 - Van Gogh lagi lelungan. - Banget. 1032 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,851 Aku pengin truk ngenteni ing Juárez ing siji jam. 1033 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,607 Ya! 1034 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:06,285 Seneng kulo. 1035 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,206 nganti ketemu. 1036 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:45,700 Endi telpon kasebut? 1037 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:46,961 Ayo. 1038 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,211 - Mangga ngomong Blart wis mati. - Ya, yen mati, maksudmu 1039 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:03,900 njupuk kru siji-siji, 1040 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,844 lan dadi kagungan salah sawijining lukisan hadiah sampeyan. 1041 01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:09,580 - Kang endi? - Aku arep ngomong ... 1042 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,780 - Aku ora ngerti, kembang srengenge? - Iku van Gogh, bodho. 1043 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:16,885 Ya, ngerti apa? Wah, van iki ilang yen ora ramp mudhun tembung lara. 1044 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,580 - Apa sing dikarepake? - Aku arep menehi hasil. 1045 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,648 A swap. A dagang. 1046 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:27,203 Saran kita nggawe ijol-ijolan. 1047 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,420 - Sampeyan ndeleng, aku duwe lukisan ... - Aku entuk. 1048 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,807 Temokake aku ing Aula Agung, dhewekan. 1049 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,081 Wektu kanggo malah lapangan playing. 1050 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,125 Ayo, wong. 1051 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,205 Nuwun sewu. 1052 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,460 Sampeyan ngerti apa? 1053 01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,100 Aku nggawe keputusanku. 1054 01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:55,170 Yen kita manggon, Aku ora arep UCLA. 1055 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,889 - Apa sampeyan yakin? - Ya! 1056 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,286 Aku ora bisa nilar dheweke. 1057 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,620 Dheweke ora tau dhewekan. 1058 01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,260 Kita wis mesthi urip karo eyangku. 1059 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,249 Nganti truk susu nggawa dheweke menyang panggonan sing luwih apik. 1060 01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:10,568 Lan banjur ana sing nem dina nikah. 1061 01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,740 Maksudku, dheweke isih turu karo lampu wengi. 1062 01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:13,887 tenan? 1063 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,740 - Apa sing ala? - Ora. 1064 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,660 Ora, akeh wong sing kaya ngono. 1065 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,500 Ya, akeh bocah enem taun. 1066 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:20,780 Kowe, melu aku. 1067 01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,180 Apa Robinson nggawa dheweke menyang helipad. 1068 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:23,420 - Ayo. - Maya. 1069 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:24,601 Ayo budal! 1070 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,683 - Sing adoh cukup. - Maya, sampeyan ora apa-apa? 1071 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,220 Aku ora apa-apa. 1072 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,420 Inggih, Blart. 1073 01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,488 Sampeyan nyuda tenagaku kanthi signifikan. 1074 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:38,921 Mesti tambah ayu... 1075 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,203 Kesepian ing njaba. 1076 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:42,481 Kowe wedi? 1077 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,260 Ora ngetutake sampeyan. 1078 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,522 Wedi sampeyan dhewekan. 1079 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:51,260 - Pisanan bojomu mbuwang sampeyan ing misbyah. - Salah. 1080 01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,124 - Dheweke karo kula enem dina. - Agung. 1081 01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:54,940 Mula dheweke kudu nyicipi dagangane 1082 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,530 lan bungah dheweke nyimpen resi. 1083 01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,081 Banjur ibumu 1084 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,281 ngambung bis. 1085 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,568 Iku truk susu, nanging aku bakal menehi sing siji. 1086 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:05,780 Lan saiki putrimu wis ora sabar kanggo lunga saka sampeyan. 1087 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,041 Kuwi ora bener, Pa. 1088 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:11,446 Inggih, dheweke nuruti nasibe, lan aku ndhukung kanthi lengkap. 1089 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,491 Gendéra ing lakon, sloppy. 1090 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,122 Dheweke kandha yen sampeyan ora bisa dhewekan 1091 01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,700 lan sampeyan nindakake kabeh ing daya pathetic Panjenengan 1092 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,245 kanggo njaga dheweke ing jempol. 1093 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:24,290 - Aku ora ngomong sing persis, Pa. - Ora apa-apa, gendhakan. 1094 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:27,340 Deleng, Vincent, aku pancen mandiri, 1095 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:29,647 nanging aku dudu penggemar gedhe dhewe. 1096 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,486 Aku kontradiksi. 1097 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,051 Aku ngomong sampeyan edan. 1098 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:40,808 Lan aku wis ngomong yen aku edan. 1099 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:43,780 Sampeyan ora bisa metu-edan kula. 1100 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:46,380 Edanku bakal njupuk edanmu, nyurung ing tabung logam, 1101 01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,420 isi karo tikus, banjur obor 1102 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:51,683 nganti tikus ora bisa oncat kajaba mangan dalan liwat edanmu. 1103 01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:55,260 wah. Sampeyan lali marang longsor edan 1104 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,460 Aku arep mbongkar. 1105 01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:57,900 Sampeyan ora ngerti apa sing bakal daktindakake marang sampeyan! 1106 01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,500 Sampeyan ora ngerti apa sing bakal daktindakake marang sampeyan! 1107 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,922 Aku bakal muter nganti aku muntah ing sampeyan lan kanca-kanca. 1108 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,420 Aku mung ora peduli! 1109 01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:07,540 Aku bakal nempelake pasuryan sampeyan ing sirup maple lan nggawe sampeyan nyanyi Injil! 1110 01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:09,100 Carane iku jotosan rambutmu bali, Blart? 1111 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:12,220 Aku bakal nyusup ing njero sampeyan lan lay endhog kaya bayi angga! 1112 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:13,340 Aku welcome! 1113 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:15,060 Aku duwe rong mata warna sing beda! 1114 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,380 Nuduhake sampeyan carane uripku! 1115 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:18,900 Aku bakal nggawa gitar rakyat menyang perang labu, 1116 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,207 amarga iku cara aku digedhekake! 1117 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:24,460 Oke, sampeyan kalah karo sing terakhir. 1118 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,660 Amarga aku iki edan! 1119 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,980 Saiki, bali anakku! 1120 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,525 Wenehi lukisanku! 1121 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:39,890 Pick munggah. Pick munggah sadurunge ngrusak. 1122 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:42,726 Mbalik maneh! 1123 01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:51,460 Apa sampeyan mikir kanthi jujur yen aku bakal digagalake 1124 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:55,770 dening sawetara kringet, sluggish non-entitas kaya sampeyan? 1125 01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:57,730 "Non-entitas." 1126 01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,300 Delengen, aku ngerti sampeyan ora bisa dipercaya, 1127 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,880 dadi aku njupuk polis asuransi. 1128 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:06,366 Keparenga kula nepangaken marang sawetara kancaku. 1129 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:08,060 Gino Chizetti, 1130 01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:10,845 Kompleks Industri Staten Island. 1131 01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:12,980 Saul Gundermutt, 1132 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:15,686 Pasar Tani Philadelphia. 1133 01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,580 Khan Mubi, 1134 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,523 King's Landing Walmart. 1135 01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:22,003 Lan pungkasan, nanging paling ora, 1136 01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:25,727 Donna Ericone, Mall of freaking America. 1137 01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:35,130 Sampeyan kudu ... Sampeyan kudu penggemar metu, wong lanang. 1138 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:36,641 Dheweke ora bisa ndeleng sampeyan. 1139 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,364 Kipas angin, kipas angin. 1140 01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,460 Sampeyan duwe pahlawan super dhewe. 1141 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:42,686 Apa karo cape? 1142 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:46,020 Kok nganggo jubah, Khan? 1143 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,770 Aku teka langsung saka cukur rambut. 1144 01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,170 Vincent, sampeyan mung ora ngerti, ta? 1145 01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,540 Ngapusi aku sepisan, isin sampeyan. 1146 01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:59,020 Ngapusi aku kaping pindho, isin aku. 1147 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:00,380 Apa sampeyan yakin babagan iki? 1148 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:03,165 Sampeyan ndeleng, aku duwe sethitik polis asuransi dhewe. 1149 01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:15,047 Waca, Aku panginten aku njupuk sampeyan kabeh metu, apa ... 1150 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:19,171 Non-mati. Aku njaluk saiki. 1151 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,566 isin kowe. 1152 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:42,420 Kita dilatih kanggo ndeteksi, nyegah, mirsani, lan laporan. 1153 01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:46,740 Nanging ing sawijining dina, enem taun kepungkur, ana wong sing nindakake luwih saka iku. 1154 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:50,003 Lan aku wong iku! 1155 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:53,684 Kita wong iku! 1156 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:55,850 Lan aku matur marang sampeyan, Pak ... 1157 01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:58,485 Loker Kaki! 1158 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:04,209 Menehi bedhil. Rampung mau. lungaa! 1159 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,620 Ana lambe ing karpet kasebut. 1160 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,690 Ana sing kudu nelpon, njaluk sing diganti, oke? 1161 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,048 Loker Kaki! 1162 01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:49,401 Bapak! 1163 01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:58,930 Aku arep menyang helipad! 1164 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,921 Saulus! Tulungi aku! Tulungi aku! 1165 01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:43,321 Bali menyang kene. 1166 01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:38,530 opo? opo? 1167 01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:57,360 - Oh, ora. - Sampeyan ora bisa tetep metu saka dalan, bisa? 1168 01:19:57,480 --> 01:19:59,562 Eduardo, aku ngerti sampeyan dadi bagian saka iki. 1169 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:02,047 Kepriye wong kaya kowe bisa menang ati 1170 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,805 saka wong wadon kaya Divina? 1171 01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,260 Apa sampeyan ngomong babagan? Anakku wis diculik! 1172 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,407 - Ayo, wong! - Delengen! 1173 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:13,926 Kita ora bakal teka ing wektu sing tepat. 1174 01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:18,245 Hey, Blart. Aku krungu sampeyan kudu serep sethitik. 1175 01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:21,722 Fakta lucu kanggo sampeyan, ora ana helipad ing kene. 1176 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,684 Nanging ana ing kono. 1177 01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,206 Ngerti. 1178 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,091 Kita ora duwe wektu akeh. 1179 01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,602 - Matur nuwun, Nick. - Ora raos hard. 1180 01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,260 Tahan, Paul! 1181 01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,203 Oh, cah lanang. 1182 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:04,122 Aja katon mudhun! 1183 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:07,011 Aja ndeleng munggah, uga! 1184 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,611 Simpul mlumpat! 1185 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,160 Teka ing panas! 1186 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,485 Bapak. Ayo. 1187 01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:29,161 Hey! 1188 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:35,565 Sampeyan rampung loading. Aku bakal rampung iki. 1189 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:11,166 Munggah, mbak. 1190 01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:16,207 Oke, wong lanang. Sapa sing njupuk rambut pertunjukanku? 1191 01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,689 Kayane Maya wis weruh masa depane. 1192 01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:22,765 Pukulan sing apik. 1193 01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:24,566 Saiki, aja obah. 1194 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,450 Kowe ora obah. 1195 01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:37,764 Katon kaya awake dhewe kahanan lengket. 1196 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,180 Sing ora muni kaya soko sing bisa didandani ing kene. 1197 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:47,850 - Sampeyan wis rampung? - Aku. 1198 01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:49,081 Agung. Semono uga aku. 1199 01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:08,809 Oatmeal! 1200 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,767 Tansah nang ing Blart. 1201 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:26,726 Bapak! 1202 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:32,922 Dadi Paul Blart wis ora resmi puncak sawise kabeh. 1203 01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:36,460 Eduardo lan aku wis liwati beda kita. 1204 01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:39,500 Aku ngomong yen dheweke pengin lunga endi tumindak nyata, 1205 01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,683 mesthi ana proyek kanggo dheweke ing West Orange Pavilion Mall. 1206 01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:44,121 Petugas Blart. 1207 01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:47,609 Dheweke langsung nolak aku. 1208 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:50,140 Nanging aku bisa ketemu wong dhewe ... 1209 01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:51,180 Pak Wynn. 1210 01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:54,329 ...sapa sing apresiasi sing aku nyimpen koleksi seni. 1211 01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:56,531 Ngapresiasi banget. 1212 01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:58,611 Kudus crawfish! 1213 01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:03,340 Kanthi kabeh perkara sing dakkarepake, Aku panginten iki wektu kanggo nggawe keputusan 1214 01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:05,700 sing bakal ngganti uripku ing salawas-lawase. 1215 01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:06,881 Paul? 1216 01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:08,721 Kowe... 1217 01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:10,540 - Delengen aku saiki. - Ya, oke. 1218 01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:12,722 Sampeyan wong sing ora wedi, 1219 01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:15,801 bapak sing ditresnani, aneh, 1220 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:17,700 superhero cacat. 1221 01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:20,180 - Matur nuwun. - Lan atiku duwekmu. 1222 01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:21,691 Oke, Divina, rungokna tenanan. 1223 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:25,445 Sawetara wong mikir yen terus iku kang ndadekake wong kuwat. 1224 01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:27,564 Nanging ing kasunyatan, 1225 01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:31,011 daya kita mung ing ngeculke. 1226 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:33,045 Nanging aku tresna... 1227 01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:35,210 Mekaten wae. 1228 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:39,180 Delengen, gampang jatuh cinta, nanging angel golek wong kanggo nyekel sampeyan. 1229 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:40,486 Kajaba iku, 1230 01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:42,121 kowe ora tresna marang aku. 1231 01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:45,140 - Nanging aku ... - Apa sing sampeyan tresnani minangka misteri. 1232 01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:46,740 Semono uga aku marang kowe. 1233 01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:48,660 Sampeyan ngerti, aku koboi siji. 1234 01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:50,180 A renegade. 1235 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:51,850 Steed Gunung Rocky. 1236 01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:56,649 Nanging bener, Divina, Aku dudu perkara kasebut. 1237 01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,410 Aku wong prasaja. 1238 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,765 Saiki, kualitas sing sampeyan goleki, padha ana ing dheweke. 1239 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:06,610 Wong iku, lungguh ing kono. wong iku, 1240 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,561 cuma pengen nyicip... Dheweke saiki nangis, ta? 1241 01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:11,251 Ya, dheweke nangis. 1242 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:13,045 Sing nangis kebak. 1243 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,580 Nanging dheweke pancen bener, Divina. 1244 01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:19,260 Dheweke ngayunake ing tali kaya ksatria nganggo waja sing mencorong, 1245 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:22,045 lan dheweke ngluwari aku lan anakku wadon, lan dheweke tresna sampeyan. 1246 01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,125 Saiki, marani dheweke. 1247 01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:26,041 lunga. 1248 01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:30,370 Sampeyan bener. 1249 01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:32,882 Nanging aja ngece, Paul Blart. 1250 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,561 Sampeyan iku jaran Rocky Mountain. 1251 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:47,251 Sing bener krasa apik banget. 1252 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:51,402 Aku bisa uga nggawe kesalahan gedhe. 1253 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:52,887 kolosal. 1254 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,540 Bapak-bapak sekalian, 1255 01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:58,929 kanggo mèngeti kariré sing dawa kesetiaan sing ora mati, 1256 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:01,686 pakurmatan, lan tumindak pahlawan, 1257 01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:04,766 ndhuwur lan ngluwihi telpon saka tugas, 1258 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,020 kaping pindho, 1259 01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:11,540 Asosiasi Perdagangan Petugas Keamanan bangga kanggo menehi Officer Paul Blart 1260 01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,940 sing paling dhuwur 1261 01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:15,220 lan, tenan, mung penghargaan, 1262 01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:17,402 Medali Kehormatan Keselamatan. 1263 01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:20,890 Dalan urip iku angel. 1264 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:25,121 Nanging yen wis tekan ndhuwur, tampilan apik tenan. 1265 01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:45,725 Lah, aku wis mikir banget. 1266 01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:47,860 Lan aku bakal seneng banget 1267 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,281 ing Central Jersey Applied Sekolah Menengah Teknik. 1268 01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:52,020 - Tenan? - Ya. 1269 01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:54,020 Dadi ora duwe tim bal-balan 1270 01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:55,460 utawa kampus. 1271 01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:56,740 Maksudku, sapa sing peduli? 1272 01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:59,650 Saperangan dina pungkasan tenan reracked prioritas sandi. 1273 01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:02,300 Nah, yen sampeyan pengin tetep ing omah karo aku lan tetep karo aku, 1274 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:05,847 Mungkin kanggo setahun utawa loro nganti Aku wis mapan, banjur aku kudu ngomong, 1275 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:07,560 Aku rumangsa edan. 1276 01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:10,684 Sampeyan arep menyang UCLA. 1277 01:27:12,480 --> 01:27:14,130 Lan, kajaba ... 1278 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:18,926 Kudus crawfish! 1279 01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:21,208 Bener sing dakkandhakake. Aku ngomong ngono. 1280 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,162 Saiki, lungaa. Seneng-seneng. 1281 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:33,166 Ora seneng banget. 1282 01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:40,131 nggih. 1283 01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:44,565 Nanging bab murtad iki, sawetara kita temenan kanggo numpak piyambak. 1284 01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,051 Kabeh olehku... 1285 01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:53,526 Apa sing ana ing kene? 1286 01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:17,205 - Hey! - Nuwun sewu. 1287 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:33,140 Sampeyan ngerti apa sing sampeyan lakoni? 1288 01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,780 Sampeyan jaywalked ing distrik bisnis, Pak. 1289 01:28:34,880 --> 01:28:36,928 Bener, iku "petugas." 1290 01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:40,940 kula nyuwun pangapunten. 1291 01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:44,362 Aku kudune ngerteni tatapan sing mripate baja saka sedulur-sedulur. 1292 01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:50,100 Sampeyan isih menehi tiket? 1293 01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,281 Ora. 1294 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,685 Aku bakal menehi nomer telpon. 1295 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:57,042 Yen sampeyan pengin nyekel ngombe kadang. 1296 01:28:58,520 --> 01:28:59,567 Aku ora ngombe. 1297 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:01,485 Nanging aku numpak! 1298 01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:11,961 - Apa sampeyan ora apa-apa? - Ora. 1299 01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:15,368 Nanging aku ora tau dadi luwih apik.