1 00:00:03,739 --> 00:00:05,774 * * 2 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:12,177 Bonjour and bienvenue 3 00:00:12,277 --> 00:00:14,779 to Marissa and Lewbert's Parisian wedding. 4 00:00:14,879 --> 00:00:15,814 So chic. 5 00:00:15,914 --> 00:00:17,447 So elegant. 6 00:00:17,547 --> 00:00:20,182 So... French. 7 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:22,550 Ooh, I feel like Emily! 8 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:25,252 Suddenly, I want to win over that mean head of marketing. 9 00:00:26,053 --> 00:00:27,320 Just one question. 10 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:30,088 Why are you wearing cargo shorts on your body? 11 00:00:30,188 --> 00:00:33,657 It's my maid of honor vest Marissa made especially for me, 12 00:00:33,757 --> 00:00:38,027 because I am her very best friend. 13 00:00:39,794 --> 00:00:41,694 Hey, something wrong? 14 00:00:41,795 --> 00:00:43,296 It's-it's probably nothing. 15 00:00:43,396 --> 00:00:45,697 I'm just a teensy bit worried 16 00:00:45,798 --> 00:00:50,167 that your mom is going to absolutely hate this. 17 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,836 Marissa hate this? 18 00:00:52,936 --> 00:00:57,238 Wow, you don't know her at all. How embarrassing. 19 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,573 (gasps) 20 00:01:01,673 --> 00:01:03,507 Oh, my God. 21 00:01:03,607 --> 00:01:05,575 I hate this! 22 00:01:06,977 --> 00:01:08,811 How embarrassing. 23 00:01:09,946 --> 00:01:11,179 * I know * 24 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,814 * You see * 25 00:01:12,914 --> 00:01:15,182 * Somehow the world will change for me * 26 00:01:15,282 --> 00:01:18,051 * And be so wonderful * 27 00:01:18,151 --> 00:01:22,053 * So wake up the members of my nation * 28 00:01:22,153 --> 00:01:24,054 * It's your time to be * 29 00:01:24,154 --> 00:01:27,056 * There's no chance unless you take one * 30 00:01:27,156 --> 00:01:29,958 * And the time to see the brighter side * 31 00:01:30,058 --> 00:01:33,225 * Of every situation * 32 00:01:33,325 --> 00:01:34,994 * Some things are meant to be * 33 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:38,595 * So give your best and leave the rest to me. * 34 00:01:40,964 --> 00:01:42,398 What do you mean you hate it? 35 00:01:42,497 --> 00:01:45,666 You wanted "eating violets," I got violet candies. 36 00:01:45,766 --> 00:01:48,734 For "sparkling surfaces," twinkle lights. 37 00:01:48,835 --> 00:01:52,471 And for a "crimson glow," romantic red candles. 38 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:54,938 Listen, if it were my wedding, I'd be like, 39 00:01:55,039 --> 00:01:58,975 (French accent): Oh-ho-ho. Bastille Day, oui, oui. 40 00:02:00,109 --> 00:02:03,143 But for Mrs. Benson, "eating violets" are obviously 41 00:02:03,243 --> 00:02:06,412 giant carnivorous plants to eat any bug that gets in here. 42 00:02:06,512 --> 00:02:10,014 "Sparkling surfaces" means she wants the whole place wiped down 43 00:02:10,114 --> 00:02:11,514 with industrial-grade cleaners. 44 00:02:11,615 --> 00:02:15,084 And "crimson glow" means red indoor fireworks, 45 00:02:15,184 --> 00:02:16,785 because... 46 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,186 Please don't make me say it. 47 00:02:18,286 --> 00:02:21,321 Lewbert is my sexy little firecracker. 48 00:02:21,421 --> 00:02:24,490 I snap, crackle and pop for Marissa. 49 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:28,325 Poppity-pop-pop-pop-pop. Pow! 50 00:02:29,193 --> 00:02:30,659 What are we gonna do? 51 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:34,595 Go back to our original plan and elope to Vegas at high noon? 52 00:02:34,695 --> 00:02:37,630 Mom! No! We talked about this. 53 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:39,864 A big wedding celebrates your love. 54 00:02:39,965 --> 00:02:42,366 And also saves me from having to sit in the front row 55 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,767 of Magic Mike Live. 56 00:02:43,868 --> 00:02:46,269 It's a splash zone. 57 00:02:46,903 --> 00:02:48,637 Let's not forget about the officiant. 58 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,039 I took a 20-minute multiple choice online test 59 00:02:51,139 --> 00:02:53,307 to make you right with God. 60 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:56,309 We can't get married somewhere this French. 61 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:59,044 They let babies drink wine. 62 00:02:59,143 --> 00:03:03,213 -(overlapping arguing) -Hey! 63 00:03:04,114 --> 00:03:06,680 Don't worry, I got this. 64 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:08,416 ALL: You do? 65 00:03:09,316 --> 00:03:11,051 We didn't mean that how it sounded. 66 00:03:11,151 --> 00:03:13,752 I'll just swing by the wholesale cleaning supply place, 67 00:03:13,852 --> 00:03:16,486 make a quick stop at the illegal fireworks depot, 68 00:03:16,586 --> 00:03:17,821 and then hit the killer plant store. 69 00:03:17,922 --> 00:03:19,222 Then we'll load everything in tonight 70 00:03:19,322 --> 00:03:20,890 and then redecorate tomorrow, 71 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:24,158 all in time for your perfect sunset wedding. 72 00:03:24,257 --> 00:03:25,626 And what about my suit? 73 00:03:25,726 --> 00:03:27,360 From the tailor shop? On it. 74 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:29,161 It'll arrive in the morning with honey lemon tea. 75 00:03:29,261 --> 00:03:32,363 Don't tell her, but she's growing on me. 76 00:03:33,364 --> 00:03:35,065 Time to give this vest 77 00:03:35,165 --> 00:03:37,766 to someone who actually deserves it. 78 00:03:37,865 --> 00:03:40,835 Carly, will you be my maid of honor? 79 00:03:40,936 --> 00:03:43,237 Happy to... 80 00:03:43,337 --> 00:03:45,271 but Danica can keep the vest. 81 00:03:45,371 --> 00:03:49,340 No, she brought filthy shame to this vest. 82 00:03:50,307 --> 00:03:52,375 Can I at least get my keys back? 83 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,545 I will make this work, 84 00:03:58,645 --> 00:04:01,914 but I would like to go one week without having to help you. 85 00:04:05,683 --> 00:04:07,117 Why you looking at me all weird, Benson? 86 00:04:07,217 --> 00:04:08,684 I just... 87 00:04:08,784 --> 00:04:11,219 I really appreciate you doing so much for my family. 88 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,387 Well, you're my family, 89 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,688 which I guess means they are, too. 90 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,323 (chuckles) 91 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,958 Isn't this so romantic? 92 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:22,660 I mean, this is where two people start their lives together. 93 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,996 And the bride stands here and says, 94 00:04:27,096 --> 00:04:29,397 "I didn't expect to fall for you, 95 00:04:29,497 --> 00:04:31,999 but you were right there all along." 96 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:34,867 And then the groom will be all... 97 00:04:36,468 --> 00:04:40,236 "I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you." 98 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,871 Did I miss anything? 99 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:44,706 No. 100 00:04:44,805 --> 00:04:46,907 That was perfect. 101 00:04:47,008 --> 00:04:49,442 Wow, it's so crazy 102 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:52,810 how your whole future starts with just one question. 103 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:54,445 Yeah. 104 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,680 Anyway, I have to go buy four tanks of ammonia. 105 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:58,781 (laughs) Bye! 106 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:03,450 Score, free Buick! 107 00:05:05,851 --> 00:05:08,087 Thank you for agreeing to hear my big speech. 108 00:05:08,187 --> 00:05:10,754 I appreciate your notes, though I know there will be none 109 00:05:10,854 --> 00:05:13,756 because I am perfect. 110 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,058 We promise to be brutally honest, 111 00:05:16,158 --> 00:05:17,358 and queer girls don't lie. 112 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:19,460 Except about actually liking negronis. 113 00:05:19,559 --> 00:05:22,628 Nobody wants that herbal essence-ass drink. 114 00:05:24,862 --> 00:05:25,930 TINSLEY: Oh. 115 00:05:26,031 --> 00:05:28,799 Friends, Romans, Beyhive, 116 00:05:28,899 --> 00:05:30,400 lend me your ears. 117 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,667 In every relationship, 118 00:05:31,767 --> 00:05:33,802 there's a flower who needs to be nurtured 119 00:05:33,902 --> 00:05:35,203 and requires adoration, 120 00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:37,670 and a gardener who tends to their flower with love. 121 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:39,671 And if you're not in a relationship, 122 00:05:39,771 --> 00:05:40,906 you are untended. 123 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,273 And die. 124 00:05:43,108 --> 00:05:45,242 Withered and alone. 125 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:48,644 And then I'll do, like, a joke or something. 126 00:05:48,744 --> 00:05:52,579 My beautiful rose with her prickly little thorns. 127 00:05:52,679 --> 00:05:56,182 My attentive gardener who knows how to handle her hoe. 128 00:05:56,282 --> 00:05:58,117 (both laugh) 129 00:05:58,217 --> 00:06:00,250 "Hoe" with a "E." 130 00:06:02,685 --> 00:06:04,620 Wow, I really thought you'd be a flower. 131 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,854 You have big "me, me, me" energy. 132 00:06:06,954 --> 00:06:11,424 Oh, honey, back when I was rich, I wasn't just any flower. 133 00:06:11,524 --> 00:06:13,226 I was a damn orchid. 134 00:06:13,326 --> 00:06:14,959 So, how'd you become a gardener? 135 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:16,393 There's only one way. 136 00:06:16,493 --> 00:06:19,329 Total and utter humiliation. 137 00:06:19,429 --> 00:06:21,263 Like going from being in the one percent 138 00:06:21,363 --> 00:06:23,597 to serving one percent milk at Skybucks, 139 00:06:23,697 --> 00:06:26,899 wearing a polyester apron. 140 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,501 My poor little Weedwacker. 141 00:06:29,601 --> 00:06:32,070 Is anyone else hot in here? 142 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:33,637 I don't feel so well. 143 00:06:33,736 --> 00:06:38,041 My darling, you're damp as a polo saddle. 144 00:06:38,141 --> 00:06:40,542 -Are you getting sick? -Oh, no. 145 00:06:40,642 --> 00:06:42,743 You're not getting me sick before my big day. 146 00:06:43,276 --> 00:06:45,678 What? They're just the dog and pony. 147 00:06:45,777 --> 00:06:47,512 I'm the show. 148 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,448 Is it something you ate? 149 00:06:50,548 --> 00:06:52,515 It must have been that leftover sushi 150 00:06:52,615 --> 00:06:54,916 from Carly's FaFuDa. 151 00:06:55,017 --> 00:06:58,918 Oh, and I thought wasabi was supposed to kill the germs. 152 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,187 Right? 153 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,055 My orchid, come on. 154 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,122 Let me be your gardener. 155 00:07:04,222 --> 00:07:05,656 I'll heat you up some tea. 156 00:07:05,756 --> 00:07:08,858 I think I remember how my butler Gerard Butler does it. 157 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:10,060 No relation. 158 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,327 No, I'm the gardener! 159 00:07:12,427 --> 00:07:14,628 And I will never go back. 160 00:07:16,129 --> 00:07:18,364 Oh, hello, rug. 161 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,900 Okay, um, this is going to sound crazy, 162 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,702 but I think Carly wants me to propose. 163 00:07:27,802 --> 00:07:29,671 Propose what? 164 00:07:31,105 --> 00:07:33,339 A toast to the ladies who lunch. 165 00:07:33,439 --> 00:07:35,807 -To the ladies who... -No! 166 00:07:35,907 --> 00:07:37,541 Marriage! 167 00:07:37,641 --> 00:07:39,377 Why? What did she say? 168 00:07:39,477 --> 00:07:40,843 We were at the wedding venue, right? 169 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:44,380 At the altar, and she looked beautiful. 170 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,013 And then she goes... 171 00:07:47,647 --> 00:07:50,816 "I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you." 172 00:07:50,916 --> 00:07:53,318 And then she says... 173 00:07:53,418 --> 00:07:58,188 "Our whole future starts with just one question." 174 00:07:58,288 --> 00:07:59,954 What other question could that be? 175 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:02,090 I don't know. Carly says a lot of crazy stuff. 176 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,024 You do know she just graduated high school? 177 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:07,693 Tuscan strolls didn't transfer. 178 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:09,794 If this is what she wants, 179 00:08:09,894 --> 00:08:12,862 it's just-- it's so soon, and I had a whole plan. 180 00:08:12,962 --> 00:08:14,897 Was your plan to get married and divorced 181 00:08:14,997 --> 00:08:16,599 and then married and divorced again? 182 00:08:16,699 --> 00:08:19,733 But then... after all the mistakes, 183 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,735 you finally wind up with the woman of your dreams. 184 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:26,638 And now you're mature enough not to rush into marriage. 185 00:08:27,471 --> 00:08:29,006 But if Carly wants to rush into marriage, 186 00:08:29,107 --> 00:08:31,973 I am locked and loaded. 187 00:08:32,074 --> 00:08:35,676 Oh, Freddie, a thousand times yes! 188 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:38,612 I'll accept this impossible mission and do recon 189 00:08:38,711 --> 00:08:41,414 and find out if Carly wants you to propose, 190 00:08:41,513 --> 00:08:44,648 all while floating just above the laser grid 191 00:08:44,748 --> 00:08:46,982 like a young Tom Cruise 192 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,983 or an old Tom Cruise. 193 00:08:49,084 --> 00:08:51,120 He's still got it. 194 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:53,121 Okay, but don't just ask her. 195 00:08:53,221 --> 00:08:54,921 You know, suss it out, get to the bottom of it, 196 00:08:55,021 --> 00:08:57,389 as long as she doesn't know what "it" is. 197 00:08:57,489 --> 00:08:59,457 Quick role-play: I'm Carly. 198 00:08:59,557 --> 00:09:02,092 You're getting married! 199 00:09:02,192 --> 00:09:03,926 Let's run it one more time. 200 00:09:05,394 --> 00:09:08,062 (nervously): Good plant. 201 00:09:08,163 --> 00:09:10,397 (snarls) 202 00:09:11,531 --> 00:09:14,266 Good plant. 203 00:09:14,366 --> 00:09:15,467 (snarls, burps) 204 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:16,734 This is the cleaner 205 00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:19,336 that they use to clean cleaner. 206 00:09:19,436 --> 00:09:21,437 Oh, Spencer, thank God you're here. 207 00:09:21,537 --> 00:09:23,004 I am in the weeds. 208 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,340 How's that left hand feeling? 209 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,041 Naked? 210 00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:29,508 Why? Does it look naked? 211 00:09:29,608 --> 00:09:31,243 Should I put that glove back on? 212 00:09:31,343 --> 00:09:34,311 No. No, not-not a glove. 213 00:09:34,411 --> 00:09:36,279 Maybe a ring might help. 214 00:09:37,079 --> 00:09:41,014 And if so, would you want it to be, uh, princess, emerald, 215 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:43,116 brilliant, old mine, pear? 216 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,253 Wait, why are you asking me about proposals 217 00:09:48,353 --> 00:09:51,355 at this very inappropriate and inopportune time? 218 00:09:51,455 --> 00:09:53,189 Because I'm quirky and unpredictable, 219 00:09:53,289 --> 00:09:55,890 like my psych evaluation said. 220 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:57,091 Spencer! 221 00:09:57,192 --> 00:09:58,359 Because Freddie wants to propose. 222 00:09:58,459 --> 00:09:59,793 Isn't that exciting? 223 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:01,894 No! 224 00:10:08,598 --> 00:10:10,699 Harper, you're not well. 225 00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:12,067 Let me prune your roots, 226 00:10:12,168 --> 00:10:14,602 or whatever it is garden people do. 227 00:10:14,702 --> 00:10:16,136 No. 228 00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:18,637 You think I'll be grateful and I'll love you more, 229 00:10:18,737 --> 00:10:20,272 but that's not me. 230 00:10:20,372 --> 00:10:24,375 Harper Ellis Ross Bettencourt, give me the armless shirt. 231 00:10:24,475 --> 00:10:27,742 I guess I could be like a teeny tiny flower. 232 00:10:27,842 --> 00:10:29,311 (chuckles): A bud. 233 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,245 Oh, can you grab that satin fabric 234 00:10:31,345 --> 00:10:34,046 and rip it in half and make it like a tuxedo trim 235 00:10:34,147 --> 00:10:35,814 for that hideous thing? 236 00:10:35,914 --> 00:10:37,615 See? This isn't so bad. 237 00:10:37,715 --> 00:10:39,184 (rings) 238 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,318 -Tinsley, dear. -What, my love? 239 00:10:42,418 --> 00:10:45,153 Caviar and a little champs. 240 00:10:46,421 --> 00:10:48,155 Oh, and can you grab me some grapes? 241 00:10:48,255 --> 00:10:50,356 And will you feed them directly to my mouth 242 00:10:50,456 --> 00:10:53,258 from yours, like a mama bird? 243 00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:54,992 I could. 244 00:10:55,092 --> 00:10:58,561 It's the only thing my nanny did that ever made me feel better. 245 00:11:01,597 --> 00:11:03,231 (chirps weakly) 246 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,600 -(groans) -(bell ringing) 247 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,401 It's not working! 248 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,668 My nanny flapped her wings when she fed me. 249 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,607 Hey, buddy. You got a sec? 250 00:11:18,707 --> 00:11:21,574 So, what happened? Did you talk to her? 251 00:11:21,674 --> 00:11:22,709 -Yes. -And? 252 00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:24,643 Yeah, no, it's a hard no. 253 00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:26,345 Really? 254 00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:28,279 Uh, what were her exact words? 255 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:32,114 She said, "No, no to all of this." 256 00:11:32,215 --> 00:11:34,416 "This" meaning...? 257 00:11:36,117 --> 00:11:37,384 This. 258 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:40,853 You gonna be okay? 259 00:11:40,953 --> 00:11:42,887 I don't know. 260 00:11:42,987 --> 00:11:44,355 I suddenly feel like 261 00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:46,756 we have very different ideas of the future. 262 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,892 God, do Carly and I want different things? 263 00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:52,760 Hey. 264 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:55,529 Customarily... 265 00:11:56,962 --> 00:11:59,030 ...when someone does you a favor, 266 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,532 uh, you tip them. 267 00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:05,468 Hey, guys, it's your girl Carly here 268 00:12:05,568 --> 00:12:08,102 with some fun horticultural facts by candlelight. 269 00:12:08,203 --> 00:12:11,571 Fact one, "horticulture" is a word. 270 00:12:11,671 --> 00:12:14,740 Fact two, carnivorous plants do not like plant food. 271 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,141 They prefer raw hamburger meat. 272 00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:20,510 Or, in a pinch, my fingers! 273 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,345 Just kidding. 274 00:12:22,445 --> 00:12:24,279 Here is the last of it. 275 00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:27,047 I got Seattle's finest off-brand degreaser, 276 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,515 expired illegal fireworks 277 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,717 from my buddy Socko's cousin Boomer, 278 00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:35,518 and an update on your relationship status. 279 00:12:35,618 --> 00:12:36,953 Later, guys. 280 00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:39,054 There aren't really any illegal fireworks here. Bye! 281 00:12:39,154 --> 00:12:41,722 Wait, an update on my relationship status? 282 00:12:41,822 --> 00:12:43,657 -What are you talking about? -I talked to Freddie 283 00:12:43,757 --> 00:12:45,558 about the whole proposal thing-- you have nothing to worry about. 284 00:12:45,658 --> 00:12:49,461 He's never, ever gonna propose to you. 285 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,562 Wait, Spencer. 286 00:12:51,662 --> 00:12:55,330 So you're saying that when I gave you all my dumb answers 287 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:57,131 to all your dumb questions, 288 00:12:57,232 --> 00:12:58,799 you repeated them to my boyfriend? 289 00:12:58,899 --> 00:13:00,833 Yes! 290 00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:03,068 My marriage-obsessed boyfriend? 291 00:13:03,168 --> 00:13:05,536 Not anymore. 292 00:13:05,636 --> 00:13:08,272 Oh, my God, I spent this whole weekend 293 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:09,972 making this wedding perfect. 294 00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:12,174 I got into Mrs. B's good graces, 295 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:14,576 hell, even Millicent finally likes me, 296 00:13:14,676 --> 00:13:17,510 and now Freddie thinks that I'd never marry him? 297 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:20,912 This could not get any worse! Oh! 298 00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:23,146 Oh, my God! 299 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:41,392 So... 300 00:13:41,492 --> 00:13:46,127 customarily, when someone does you a favor, uh... 301 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,533 Freddie's not gonna leave you. He just doesn't know 302 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:56,933 if you two want the same thing, 303 00:13:57,033 --> 00:14:00,536 but I know you guys are endgame. (chuckles) 304 00:14:00,636 --> 00:14:02,304 Yeah, I'm on TikTok. 305 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:05,439 We are endgame. 306 00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:08,040 I love Freddie, and I want to be with him forever, 307 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:11,642 but the idea of marriage just freaks me out. 308 00:14:11,742 --> 00:14:14,043 I mean, the big white dress. 309 00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:18,347 Everybody I care about in one room looking at me. 310 00:14:18,447 --> 00:14:20,815 Everybody but Mom. 311 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:25,250 Are we doing this? 312 00:14:25,351 --> 00:14:26,784 We having the talk? 313 00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:30,421 'Cause you never wanted to talk about Mom before. 314 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:31,654 Like that one Christmas 315 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:33,255 I started telling a story about her, 316 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:36,056 and you knocked over the tree-- oh, there's a pattern. 317 00:14:38,058 --> 00:14:40,026 This makes so much sense. 318 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:42,294 I-I wasn't stressed about Freddie. 319 00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:44,128 I'm stressed about Mom. 320 00:14:45,496 --> 00:14:47,964 Maybe the idea of marriage spun me out so bad 321 00:14:48,064 --> 00:14:51,366 because what if I do the same thing to Freddie 322 00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:53,567 that Mom did to us? 323 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,201 Hey, I get it. 324 00:14:55,302 --> 00:14:56,736 Why do you think I've avoided marriage 325 00:14:56,836 --> 00:14:58,269 for a revolving door 326 00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:00,671 of emotionally unavailable, leggy women? 327 00:15:00,771 --> 00:15:02,973 Your trauma's more fun than mine. 328 00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:05,674 (chuckles): Look, Carly, 329 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,943 there's a lot I may not know, 330 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:10,445 -like the capital of London. -London's a city. 331 00:15:10,544 --> 00:15:12,178 But I do know... 332 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,480 ...you are not Mom. 333 00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:21,183 You would never do to anyone what Mom did to us. 334 00:15:22,352 --> 00:15:24,986 I mean, look what a great plant mom you are. 335 00:15:25,819 --> 00:15:27,987 Thanks. 336 00:15:28,087 --> 00:15:29,989 We got off to a rocky start, 337 00:15:30,089 --> 00:15:33,691 but we're good now, right, Allegra? 338 00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:37,226 Allegra? 339 00:15:41,329 --> 00:15:43,263 Carly, I'm so sorry. 340 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:47,266 I'll wheel her out back with the rest of the trash. 341 00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:55,937 Six hours to make this wedding venue absolutely... 342 00:15:58,339 --> 00:15:59,674 ...perfect. 343 00:15:59,773 --> 00:16:01,307 Ta-da! 344 00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:04,577 Spencer, how did you do this so quickly? 345 00:16:04,676 --> 00:16:06,043 I am an artist. 346 00:16:06,143 --> 00:16:08,745 Never question my process. 347 00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:10,880 Also, I had a little help. 348 00:16:12,581 --> 00:16:13,648 Danica? 349 00:16:13,748 --> 00:16:16,083 I'm just looking for the bathroom. 350 00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:22,520 That makes more sense. 351 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:25,855 It took every last one of Mom's vacuums to clean up the mess. 352 00:16:25,955 --> 00:16:27,623 Did you guys stay up all night? 353 00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:29,424 It's no big deal. 354 00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:32,292 Can I get a little bit of that coffee? 355 00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:36,362 Guess I'll go get my own coffee. 356 00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:42,832 Are we okay? 357 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,332 Are you okay? 358 00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,967 Because keeping track of how you're feeling 359 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,902 has given me some real whiplash. 360 00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:52,505 Look, I'm sorry for all the mixed messages. 361 00:16:52,605 --> 00:16:55,773 At the rehearsal, I just got caught up in wedding fever. 362 00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:58,375 A disease I know well. 363 00:16:59,174 --> 00:17:02,043 But then the reality of what that meant sunk in. 364 00:17:02,143 --> 00:17:05,879 Yeah, okay. So what does that mean? 365 00:17:05,978 --> 00:17:07,813 What do you want, Carly? 366 00:17:07,914 --> 00:17:10,416 Freddie, I-I want you. 367 00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:13,916 I never freaked out about marriage 368 00:17:14,017 --> 00:17:16,684 because I never wanted to get married before. 369 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:21,587 But being with you makes me want to think about this stuff. 370 00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:23,123 In a good way. 371 00:17:23,223 --> 00:17:28,926 And also, as it turns out, in a not good way. 372 00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,762 Okay. So you want to talk about it? 373 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,162 The not good stuff? 374 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,397 I want to tell you everything, 375 00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:39,899 because you're my person, 376 00:17:39,999 --> 00:17:42,401 and I hope you always will be. 377 00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:45,169 I'm not going anywhere. 378 00:17:45,269 --> 00:17:48,471 My plan is to be here any time you need me. 379 00:17:50,105 --> 00:17:53,373 Why is that candelabra a tarantula? 380 00:17:53,474 --> 00:17:54,708 Is it... (gasps) 381 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:57,410 BOTH: A tarantulabra. 382 00:17:58,276 --> 00:18:00,411 Lewbert is gonna love it. 383 00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:04,748 I cannot believe that guy is marrying my mom. 384 00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,715 You want me to blow up the venue again? 385 00:18:06,815 --> 00:18:07,982 Yes. 386 00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:16,120 Are you sure you're over your sushi saga? 387 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,790 I don't need regurgitated salmon on my dress. 388 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,624 I haven't felt this good in years. 389 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:24,760 All eyes on me at this wedding. 390 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,894 -I think all eyes will be on me. -(scoffs) 391 00:18:27,994 --> 00:18:29,463 That's what Kate Middleton thought 392 00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:31,229 until Pippa stole the show. 393 00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:34,865 We flowers, we always find the light. 394 00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:37,500 Go put your bridesmaid's dress on, Pippa. 395 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,134 I'm wearing this now. 396 00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,536 No. Enough things have gone wrong. 397 00:18:41,636 --> 00:18:44,037 You have to put on your bridesmaid's dress. 398 00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:47,039 Good thing I brought a backup. 399 00:18:48,273 --> 00:18:51,809 Is that... p-p-p-polyester? 400 00:18:51,909 --> 00:18:54,277 P-P-P-Put it on. 401 00:18:55,778 --> 00:18:59,846 I'm wilting. Oh, I'm wilting! 402 00:19:01,748 --> 00:19:03,248 Darling Carly, 403 00:19:03,348 --> 00:19:06,585 please accept my apologies for the state of your vest. 404 00:19:06,685 --> 00:19:08,752 I did my best as Harper sang 405 00:19:08,852 --> 00:19:10,587 the devil's lullaby in the bathroom. 406 00:19:12,721 --> 00:19:14,822 And are you wearing polyester? 407 00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:15,923 Mm-hmm. 408 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:18,825 -Does that mean...? -Mm-hmm. 409 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,360 Um, I'm gonna go get you guys a couple of those negronis 410 00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:25,095 you like so much. 411 00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:31,332 Tinsley, I'm so sorry I went full Black White Lotus on you. 412 00:19:31,432 --> 00:19:33,501 Being nursed back to health brought me back 413 00:19:33,601 --> 00:19:35,267 to my rich, flowering ways. 414 00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:38,269 But it was only because I felt so safe in your care. 415 00:19:38,369 --> 00:19:41,471 Never ring a bell in my face again. 416 00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,872 Don't test a ho, no "E." 417 00:19:43,972 --> 00:19:45,874 (both laugh) 418 00:19:46,641 --> 00:19:49,743 Ooh, I wonder if there's gonna be sushi at the reception. 419 00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:52,177 What is wrong with me? 420 00:19:52,978 --> 00:19:57,481 Hey, guys, I found Danica's formal beret. 421 00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,950 I think the plant ate her. 422 00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:02,918 Allegra's alive?! 423 00:20:03,784 --> 00:20:07,386 I mean... oh, no, Danica. 424 00:20:09,154 --> 00:20:10,789 Should we postpone the wedding? 425 00:20:10,889 --> 00:20:13,924 For Danica? 426 00:20:14,024 --> 00:20:16,726 Cue the music. It's showtime. 427 00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:19,260 (Pachelbel's "Canon in D" playing) 428 00:20:25,498 --> 00:20:27,533 * * 429 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:33,002 (Bach's "Toccata and Fugue in D minor" playing) 430 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,643 (music stops) 431 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,076 (crying) 432 00:20:46,176 --> 00:20:48,444 Hey! Danica's alive! 433 00:20:49,411 --> 00:20:50,612 Barely. 434 00:20:50,712 --> 00:20:54,481 Someone left a killer plant by the bathroom. 435 00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:59,652 Wait, you thought I was dead and just went on with the wedding? 436 00:21:00,685 --> 00:21:02,286 Uh... 437 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,956 So, do you have, like, some news, or...? 438 00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:09,490 I got a text from Marissa. 439 00:21:09,591 --> 00:21:10,791 They ran off to Vegas 440 00:21:10,891 --> 00:21:12,625 for the high noon elopement of their dreams. 441 00:21:12,725 --> 00:21:14,326 The wedding is off. 442 00:21:16,094 --> 00:21:18,896 (chuckles) Die! 443 00:21:18,996 --> 00:21:20,530 Die, you bastard! 444 00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:22,165 Die! 445 00:21:22,265 --> 00:21:24,899 Hey... are my keys in there? 446 00:21:24,999 --> 00:21:27,568 Take an Uber, Danica, damn! 447 00:21:29,603 --> 00:21:30,736 Guys, come on. 448 00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:32,737 I've been looking forward to this all year. 449 00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:34,338 We have this place until 4:00, 450 00:21:34,438 --> 00:21:37,339 and I did not memorize all of Corinthians for nothing. 451 00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:40,942 So, does anyone here want to get married? 452 00:21:44,844 --> 00:21:47,613 (chuckles) 453 00:21:50,815 --> 00:21:53,216 * * 454 00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:02,454 I didn't expect to fall for you, 455 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,957 but you were right there all along. 456 00:22:07,457 --> 00:22:10,627 I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 457 00:22:13,729 --> 00:22:16,063 Oh, my God. 458 00:22:17,030 --> 00:22:19,164 Oh, my God. 459 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,267 Oh, my God. 460 00:22:24,735 --> 00:22:26,603 Mom? 461 00:22:28,237 --> 00:22:30,505 You got a mom?! 462 00:23:02,991 --> 00:23:04,992 Ooh!