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This is <i>Wild Love,</i> the dating show
that harnesses the power of adrenaline

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to help you fall in love harder...

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This is insane!

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- Oh, my God, that's a plane!
- Shut the hell up.

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And more intensely than ever.

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<i>Wild Love,</i> baby!

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Ten super-hot singles are about
to push their love lives to the limit.

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<i>Whoa there,
I know what you're all thinking.</i>

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<i>Is that TV legend, Mario Lopez,
on an airfield?</i>

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<i>And more importantly,
why is everyone wearing so many clothes?</i>

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<i>The whole world and her grandma</i>

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{\an8}<i>has heard of</i> Too Hot to Handle,
<i>Lana and her rules.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You must abstain
from sexual practices.</i>

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<i>So to attract another batch
of clueless cuties...</i>

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I'm nervous, Mum.

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Welcome to <i>Wild Love.</i>

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<i>We had to create
our biggest fake show yet.</i>

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<i>- Hey, Mario Lopez here!</i>
- Oh, my God!

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<i>It's time
for your first</i> Wild Love <i>challenge.</i>

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<i>Lana is about to reveal
her "no sex" bombshell on the airfield.</i>

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Please welcome a very special,

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world famous,
extreme sports expert to reveal all.

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<i>But first, let's go back in time</i>

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<i>to when these</i> Wild Love
<i>horn dogs first met.</i>

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<i>To keep Lana's
unsuspecting sexaholics in the dark</i>

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<i>about the show they're really on,</i>

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<i>we've gotten ourselves
a brand new villa in the Caribbean!</i>

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<i>Damn, we have upgraded
everything this season,</i>

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<i>and I mean everything.</i>

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<i>Even the bootylicious bombshells.</i>

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This is so beautiful!

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

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- Shut up!
- What is your name?

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- I'm Dominique.
- Oh, my God, that's beautiful.

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- Thank you, what's yours?
- I love it.

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I'm Brittan, like the country,
but spelled better.

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Okay.

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I think girls who go
and have their casual sex

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should not be slut-shamed.
In the '50s, you were a slut.

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Now, you're an icon.
And I'm definitely an icon.

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Some people are addicted to Adderall,
some people are addicted to tobacco.

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I'm addicted to sex.

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The worst thing
that has ever happened to me,

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I met this guy and he looked
at me dead in the eye, and was like,

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"I'm going to make love to you."

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I almost vomited,
like, my legs shut so fast.

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Do you consider yourself wild?

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- Yes? Who doesn't?
- Okay, cool! So what do you do?

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I'm a software engineer.

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That's so cool!

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I know, I'll literally be
at the bar, like, coding.

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I'm the sexiest nerd
you're ever going to meet.

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People always ask me, "Is it hard working
in a male-dominated industry?"

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I'm always like, "No, because

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I'm extremely beautiful,
and I'm extremely smart,

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so the men are scared of me."

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Gotta tell myself that.

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If I say it out loud, it's true.

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I'm into guys
who just basically have big dick energy.

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And I have big dick energy also.
It's huge.

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I'm super excited to be on <i>Wild Love,</i>

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I think there's going to be
a ton of attractive people.

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I was told I wouldn't have to skin
any animals or hunt,

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so... that'll be good.

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What do you think
the guys are gonna be like?

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Hot.

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<i>Seems reasonable to me.</i>

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Oh, my gosh.

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What's going on?

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- Hello!
- Hi! Okay, cute!

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- Hi, I'm Dominique!
- I'm Creed.

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- I hear an accent.
- I'm from Australia.

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Oh, my God!

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I've got a great pair of budgy smugglers.

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It's actually got budgies on it
and "Australia" over the bum.

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I can't really live
without female company.

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I've definitely got
more girlfriends than guy friends.

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I grew up in a beauty salon,
where I learned how to spray tan a woman.

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Sometimes you get the women to,
like, lift 'em up and you just quickly...

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So I've seen everything, honestly.

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I've got the nerdy card, I've got
the mama's boy card if they're into that.

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I'm not worried
about the competition at all.

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What are you expecting from <i>Wild Love?</i>
What do you want to find?

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I just want a, like,
damn good time, honestly.

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- Exactly!
- By the way, you guys look unreal.

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- Thank you!
- Thank you!

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It's very nice to be surrounded
by good-looking people.

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- Of course!
<i>- Creed, your good day</i>

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<i>is about to get...</i>

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- No way.
- Okay!

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<i>...goddamn tremendous.</i>

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{\an8}- Wait, she's so pretty. Okay!
- Oh, baby!

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She's unreal!

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- Hi!
- How's it going?

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- Hello!
- Oh, my God, she's an angel.

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- I'm Creed.
- I'm Kayla.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to...

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Can I pour you a glass of champagne?

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- Yes, please.
- Yeah? Is that your only tattoo?

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I have this one
and then all the way down my spine.

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- No way, that's hot.
- Can I see it?

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<i>Anyone else think Creed
might be a fan of Kayla?</i>

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Stunning, honestly.

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The way to take the perfect selfie,
I feel like is tilt your head.

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This lighting is fantastic.

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Sometimes guys
get a little bit obsessed with me.

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I'm just a flirt.
Like, I don't know how to not flirt.

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People sometimes say
I look like Mariah Carey.

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I cannot sing. It's really bad.

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Guys think
they're the only ones that are players,

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but I love to play the game.

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I break hearts, sadly.

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<i>Kayla, it might be your heart
that's about to break,</i>

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<i>because even though
you all think you're on</i> Wild Love...

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<i>In under ten hours, a talking cone
is going to set you right.</i>

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- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

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{\an8}<i>I wonder how these two hotties
will feel about it.</i>

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How's it going?

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- James, nice to meet you.
- Kayla.

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- What's your name?
- Nick.

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What are your types?

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I would say, I go for the stereotypical.
Tall, dark and handsome.

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- Tall, dark and handsome?
- Yes.

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- Let's go talk about it at that table.
- He's gone and stole her!

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<i>I'm guessing
James is the forward type.</i>

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Tall, dark and handsome.
What would you say about handsome?

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- You're handsome for sure!
- I'm handsome for sure.

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All I need before a party is two shots
of orange juice and I'm lit.

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I live in Hawaii and I offer
the Vacation Penis Package.

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I really embrace all women.
I take whatever.

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Oh, I take that back. I did not mean that.

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I love to win. I love to win at anything.

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It could be something
as simple as dish washing.

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I will beat you in it
and I will laugh in your face after.

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Am I good in bed?

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I don't want to toot my own horn and say,
like, I'm the best, but... I'm the best.

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Goodness gracious.

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Love your necklaces and stuff.

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Thank you.

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The necklaces are kind
of giving me a spiritual vibe?

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I love the spiritual side
of life very much.

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Okay, do you use that sexually?

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It might happen. I promise nothing.

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What's up?

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I'm Nick and I'm a model,
an artist, I'm a yogi.

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I can't be summed up into one thing.
There is no box that you could put me in.

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Except for this one.

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I'm very expressive.
Girls dig my arty side.

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I'd say I'm very good with my hands.

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When it comes to sex,
I'm very direct and forward.

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Like, this is how I want it,
this is how it's gonna go.

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Late night, early morning,
middle of the night,

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there's been many a times
when I don't sleep at all.

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I would 100% be down to mate
with an alien for a new species.

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<i>Wild Love,</i> right?

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Hey, how's it going over there?

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- How are you lovebirds doing?
- She's finished her drink, no?

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- Yes, I mean...
- No. He didn't pour me one.

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He didn't pour you one?

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<i>James, looks like
you need to add bottle service</i>

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<i>to your Vacation Penis Package.</i>

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- There's a spot right here for you.
- That's what we're doing?

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Fun and games, bro.

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<i>It sure is, Creed.</i>

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- Oh, my God!
<i>- And look who else wants to play.</i>

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my gosh, she is beautiful!

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{\an8}<i>Amster-Damn, right she is!</i>

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{\an8}<i>I wonder
where she's going to plant her two lips.</i>

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- Straight up.
- Oh, my God!

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Look at all these beautiful people!

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- What's up, I'm Nick.
- Hi, I'm Jawahir.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Oh, my God, where are you from?

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- I'm from Amsterdam.
- She's a fire cracker!

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- Yeah.
- You're awesome!

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- Thank you!
- Yeah!

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Wow! Who is in the building?
It's Jawahir! Can I sit here?

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I know exactly what I want in life.

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Michael B. Jordan. Face, figure, smile,

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I cannot resist.
Best believe I'm going to get that man.

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- Does my lipstick look good?
- Yeah, you look great!

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Thank you. You sure I have
to look at the camera and not you?

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Bad boys are just my thing.

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My ancestors up in Heaven
are just, like, "Oh, my God."

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"Poor child of ours,
when are you gonna learn?"

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"When are you gonna go for a good guy?"

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In another lifetime.

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When I thought of the word "wild,"
I was just like, "Oh, my God,

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is that, like, hunting
for your food or something?"

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Oh, no, I couldn't do that.

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I was like, "Hell no,
don't sign me up for that!"

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They were like, "No, it's about partying
and finding the perfect match,"

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and then I was like, "Signed up for that."

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<i>Duped on the dotted line.</i>

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<i>Good job nobody paid
any attention to the fine print.</i>

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Oh, my God!

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{\an8}<i>Mind the fireplace.</i>

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<i>That thing can actually
get too hot to handle.</i>

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Ooh! Hi!

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- Pleased to meet you!
- Hi! I'm Kayla.

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- Pleased to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

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Oh, my God, those eyes.
They're like electric.

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You guys want a wee refill?

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- No. We're good.
- Sure!

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Nah, you're not good,
you need a wee bit more, I think.

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I feel like you're accent's so cool.

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Do you think so?

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- Yeah!
- Feels good!

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You're not even saying a joke,
but it's like you're funny. You know?

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- I get that a lot.
- Yeah.

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<i>- I bet!
- Still funny when I do it?</i>

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I'm a clown.

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Even though I'm a racing driver,
I don't always come first.

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Do you get it? Do you get that?

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Yeah...

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I wasn't handsome back in the day.

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I was an outright ugly kid,
but that's why I'm so good at talking

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because I had to have the chat.

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And now that I've had a glow up,
I've still got the gift of the gab.

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That's when it gets dangerous.

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I've got a really, really good bum.

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I've heard it's like a girl's bum.
Who wants to touch it?

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Somebody touch my bum. You see that?

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That's a bunda!

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Being a racing driver,
I'm not afraid of an awful lot,

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but when it comes to commitment,
I start to get a bit nervous.

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It's like an unknown sector for me.

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I've completed Scotland.

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This shark is headed
to international waters,

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so you better be careful.

231
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You all look great, by the way.
Everyone looks unreal.

232
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,360
Thank you! So do you!

233
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,680
- Thank you very much!
- I like the style.

234
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,120
I'm digging that tattoo.

235
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,800
A laurel wreath it's called,
it's like the Greeks...

236
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,640
- Like a Greek god.
- Yeah. Kinda.

237
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,560
I'm not saying I'm a Greek god...

238
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,320
- I see it.
- Do you see it a bit?

239
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,800
Look, the compliments are flowing now!

240
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,920
- Walking over right now...
- Oh, wow! Look at her!

241
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,160
{\an8}<i>In case this music
isn't giving you the vibe,</i>

242
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,440
{\an8}<i>our next hottie is from Britain.</i>

243
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,120
<i>You know, just like Brittan,
but spelled differently.</i>

244
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,440
- I'm Kayla.
- You are stunning.

245
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,240
- How are you?
- Oh, my God. British accent.

246
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,360
Oh, my God. Finally.

247
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,800
You look like a princess.

248
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,640
- I look like a princess?
- Yeah, Kate Middleton, I think.

249
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,480
- Do I? Do you know what?
- A little bit!

250
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,480
Everyone keeps saying that.
I don't see it.

251
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,880
If Kate Middleton
was compared to me and knew about it,

252
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,080
she'd be quite disappointed.

253
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,240
I'm definitely not royalty standard.

254
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,680
I'm the perfect combination
of girly and grubby.

255
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,560
When I was growing up,
I had a pony called Poppy,

256
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,960
so I am bloody brilliant
with a riding crop.

257
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:21,920
Boys, watch out.

258
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,080
Can't let men dominate you ever.

259
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,520
If I see someone that I fancy,
I kind of, like, tilt my head down,

260
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:36,760
look up, give a little bit
of a look away, flutter the eyelids.

261
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,680
It's never not worked for me before.

262
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,080
I don't want anything serious with anyone.

263
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,160
If I wake up in the morning
and they're not there, that's great.

264
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,000
I don't need the small talk.
God, that's horrible.

265
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,480
Bring me the international boys.

266
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,080
Like, the wild part
suits me right now...

267
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:59,200
100%, me too, like, I feel like
I'm here to just, like, have fun.

268
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,160
We are on <i>Wild Love.</i>

269
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,320
<i>Oh, no, you're not.</i>

270
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,600
We have no idea what's happening next.

271
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,080
<i>No, you don't.</i>

272
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,640
Oh, my God. I feel like someone
is gonna come out of the sea.

273
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,680
I feel like my Michael B. Jordan
is somewhere out there.

274
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,760
<i>She's expecting A-list, Lana.</i>

275
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,000
<i>I hope you saved your best for last.</i>

276
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,520
<i>Wow.</i>

277
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,720
{\an8}<i>I think he's gonna be popular.</i>

278
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,960
<i>Forget A-list, he just made
every girl here's D-list.</i>

279
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,560
He actually looks like Michael B. Jordan!

280
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,600
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

281
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,000
- My <i>Wild Love</i> family. What's up?
- Hiya!

282
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,880
- I'm Nigel, nice to meet you!
- Hi, Nigel, I'm Jawahir.

283
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,120
Jesus.

284
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,080
- Beautiful!
- Come join our group!

285
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,080
Everybody here is beautiful. I'm glad.

286
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,440
From where you are standing,
I can see the rainbow.

287
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,640
- That's good.
- It's literally the perfect picture.

288
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,800
I should take a picture of you right now.

289
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,880
<i>My dream girl?</i>

290
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,640
{\an8}Me with a wig.

291
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,720
9:00 to 5:00, I'm Businessman Nigel.

292
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,800
From 5:00 to 9:00,
that's when you meet Naughty Nigel.

293
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,280
I'm definitely enjoying everything
about being single, man.

294
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,720
You know, I love it.

295
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,640
I think about sex
every five seconds of the day.

296
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,680
One, two, three, four, missionary.

297
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,680
Oh, my God. Back shot.
It's always just in my head.

298
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,600
Might be an illness.

299
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,720
<i>This has to be the hottest Nigel
I've ever seen.</i>

300
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,400
- We're finally here.
- Yes!

301
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,640
We're gonna have some fun
and we gonna get wild.

302
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,560
We gonna have fun,
it's <i>Wild Love,</i> baby! Let's go!

303
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,920
{\an8}Let's get wild!

304
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,360
He just got his ass out!

305
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,120
Whoa!

306
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,760
- Yes!
- You can feel it, go ahead!

307
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,120
Oh, my God. Shit, that is a bunda!

308
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,040
<i>I like Jawahir.</i>

309
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:06,960
Shit.

310
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,359
{\an8}But Kayla is like my number one.

311
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,280
<i>I hate to break it to you,
Seb, but you're not the only one.</i>

312
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,440
That is a James Bond villain boat!

313
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,400
Oh, my God, who is it?

314
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:27,280
<i>Oh, Mario, you sexy minx!</i>

315
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,079
<i>Pull on that throttle
and give me some wild love!</i>

316
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,920
{\an8}Mario is my guy.
I watched <i>Saved by the Bell</i> every morning.

317
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,160
What's up, guys? What's up?

318
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,800
Welcome to my new dating show, <i>Wild Love.</i>

319
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,880
I'm gonna help you fall in love harder,

320
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,960
faster and more intensely
than you could ever imagine.

321
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:05,120
{\an8}You had me at harder and faster,
Mario, take me there. I'm ready.

322
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,120
Each day, I'm going to be sending you

323
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,560
on a series of wild challenges
designed to get the adrenaline pumping.

324
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,000
Oh, my God!

325
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,440
<i>I love a challenge,
I love a competition.</i>

326
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:19,160
{\an8}I wonder what body part
the adrenaline rushes are going to be in.

327
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:23,040
It's been scientifically proven
that rushes of adrenaline

328
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:26,440
can cause intense feelings
of arousal and attraction.

329
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,240
I've made dating an extreme sport.

330
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,800
So I will see you later.

331
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,640
Go wild, have fun. I'll let you know
when it's time for the first challenge.

332
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,080
Sound good?

333
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,880
<i>I think they bought it!
Anyone got any questions?</i>

334
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,480
{\an8}Did he come all the way
from the US on that boat?

335
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,800
<i>Lana, if that's all that's on her mind,</i>

336
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,840
<i>you may as well
take the rest of the day off.</i>

337
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:57,200
<i>On the contrary, Desiree,
my work is only just beginning.</i>

338
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,560
<i>The next eight hours are crucial.</i>

339
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,440
<i>I will gather data
and analyze my guest's behavior</i>

340
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,600
<i>before the rules
of my retreat are revealed</i>

341
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,400
<i>and the</i> Wild Love <i>fake show is terminated.</i>

342
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,440
Hasta la vista, <i>Cone-y.
I'll see you later.</i>

343
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,360
{\an8}<i>Well, what's first on the agenda
for this new batch of beauties?</i>

344
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,280
{\an8}<i>Explore their new home?</i>

345
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,600
{\an8}<i>Go for a stroll on the picturesque beach?</i>

346
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,440
- I think they're all top-notch.
- They are!

347
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,040
<i>Nope, debriefing on who
they'd like to be de-briefing.</i>

348
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,440
If you have one option?

349
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,640
It's obvious that Kayla
is an absolute goddess.

350
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,720
Weapon.

351
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,080
- And I'm going to give her a right go.
- Yeah...

352
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,760
- I say Kayla, man.
- With Kayla. I'm sorry, boys.

353
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,480
It's gotta be Kayla.

354
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,720
{\an8}These guys are trying to take my girl.

355
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:57,640
{\an8}They have her on the top of their lists,
but I'm not going to let that happen.

356
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,920
- Let me just tell you, I'm a sniper.
- Oh, Jesus.

357
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,920
So whatever is in my scope,
it's a confirmed kill, man.

358
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,680
- Confirmed.
- I'm sorry, guys.

359
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,360
Obviously, I'm the most beautiful,
like, come on.

360
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,400
But besides me, I like Kayla a lot.

361
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,080
I'm maybe shitting myself with... Kayla.

362
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,200
Why do y'all have to choose my bird?

363
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,600
What about you?

364
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:22,480
Man, I would have to say Jawahir
is probably my number one.

365
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,040
There's just something
about her from like that first look,

366
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,840
that really is captivating, right?

367
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,640
{\an8}Everyone's playing
their own game right now with Kayla,

368
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,040
but I'm just focusing on Jawahir.

369
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,440
I think Jawahir's a bit
of a curve ball here, right?

370
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,640
And I'll tell you why: Bunda.

371
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,240
- Bunda?
- It's the bum.

372
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,040
<i>Nick's all in for Jawa here,</i>

373
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:46,080
<i>but it looks like the rest of the boys
want to split Kayla four ways.</i>

374
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,880
<i>Wait, does that sound right?
I think it's best that we move on.</i>

375
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,840
If you had to pick right now,

376
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,640
without thinking about it too much,
who would you pick?

377
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,960
Can I just let them pick me?

378
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,920
<i>They kinda already did, Kayla.</i>

379
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,880
{\an8}I can't rule anyone out right now.

380
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,560
{\an8}I don't know what I want yet,
so I don't want to limit myself

381
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,320
{\an8}<i>to just flirting with one guy.</i>

382
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:13,400
<i>Oh, the girl likes options
and, boy, she's got plenty of them.</i>

383
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,640
- I really like James.
- He's, like, the Hulk.

384
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,640
Yeah.

385
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,600
James is so fine.
Like ten out of ten looks.

386
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,360
If he wants to come up to me,

387
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,600
then he can get some talk,
he can get some action.

388
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:29,680
I want to keep my options open,
but I got my eyes on Nigel.

389
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,000
- I'm gonna say straight away!
- Oh, my God!

390
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,760
<i>I have to have Nigel.</i>

391
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,760
I don't care if I have
to push another girl off the stairs.

392
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,240
I'm kidding!

393
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,520
Am I, though?

394
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,440
<i>Willing to kill to get her man.</i>

395
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,640
<i>Gotta admire the work ethic.</i>

396
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,400
<i>This season is gonna be
like a sexy game of</i> Clue.

397
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,600
<i>I can't wait. My money's
on Jawa with her bare hands</i>

398
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,920
<i>in the multimillion-dollar villa.</i>

399
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,440
<i>Which reminds me, we should take
a look around! Careful on the stairs.</i>

400
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,640
Oh!

401
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,320
- Shit!
- Oh, my gosh!

402
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,160
I think the villa is absolutely gorgeous.

403
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,160
X-ray vision here!

404
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,280
Maybe some people
are gonna try some things

405
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,080
they haven't before. Who knows?

406
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,240
Holy...

407
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,880
This is all for us?

408
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,280
I love the villa. What a vibe!

409
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:35,200
- Oh, my God! Sexy! Stop!
- No way! No way!

410
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,360
Where's the weirdest place
that each one of you have had sex?

411
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,920
- The green on a golf course.
- On top of a Catholic school.

412
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,480
It was good! It was the adrenaline!

413
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,600
I was, like, "Am I gonna fall?
Am I gonna come? I don't know!"

414
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,680
No!

415
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,160
<i>It sounds like Brittan
has no problem getting wild.</i>

416
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,840
<i>And guess what? She's not the only one!</i>

417
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,800
Right now I'm kind of gunning for Kayla.

418
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,200
{\an8}I'm going to make it known
that that's kind of my territory.

419
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,560
I think I'm gonna sneak
in with Kayla first.

420
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,720
<i>I think I'm in there with Kayla.</i>

421
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,480
I want to wait till the time's right,
but, trust me, when that time is right,

422
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,400
I'm doing it. I'm horny.

423
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,560
<i>Hats off to you, Kayla.
They are under your spell.</i>

424
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,800
Drinks!

425
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,080
Wait a minute.

426
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,680
- What is it?
- There's only one.

427
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,360
- I want it.
- You want it?

428
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,040
Come get it!

429
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,800
<i>I know what I'm doing.</i>

430
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,240
All in, full throttle,

431
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,640
go for Kayla first
and she's instantly off the market.

432
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,480
- This is cute. I'm down for this.
- Oh, yeah!

433
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,680
Just like you.

434
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,080
- You have a strong stance. I like it.
- Do I?

435
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,200
I feel like
I could literally hide behind you.

436
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,120
Protector.

437
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,760
My game plan is play the field,
talk to everybody

438
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,920
and then we can do
a process of elimination.

439
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,280
What do you want, Kayla?

440
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,600
- Let me hear that.
- Tough question!

441
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,400
- It is? Make it simple.
- Yeah.

442
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,480
Who do you want?

443
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,760
- It's too early!
- That's a good answer.

444
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,880
It's not the right answer,
but it's a good answer.

445
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,160
You come on so strong.

446
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,440
- Do I really?
- You make me so nervous.

447
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,000
<i>Kayla's definitely feeling me.</i>

448
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,600
My charm's killing it right now.
Kayla's loving it.

449
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,840
- Yeah!
- I'm trying to win.

450
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,960
- I understand. You want what you want.
- No doubt.

451
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,200
Mm-hm. And this is what I want right here.

452
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,680
James is really hot
and I like his confidence.

453
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:38,600
He's definitely on the list,
but I'm still keeping my options open.

454
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,400
Just can't see her face
behind those enormous biceps.

455
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,680
Not gonna lie, seeing James and Kayla,
I'm getting a bit jealous.

456
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,040
I'm going to try
to pull her aside for a chat.

457
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,840
I've got the Aussie accent,
signed, sealed and delivered, mate.

458
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,760
<i>The race for Kayla
has well and truly begun.</i>

459
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,200
<i>And she is going to make those boys
do some serious leg work.</i>

460
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,880
Oh, my God. Get up, look at this.
Look at that. How beautiful is that?

461
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,120
Wow.

462
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,760
- It's a painting. Picture perfect.
- I know. Just like me.

463
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,560
- Just like you.
- Just like you.

464
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,280
I got to have Nigel,
so I need to make the first move.

465
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,840
What was it?
Like, your first impression of me?

466
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,040
"Look at this piece of chocolate."
Pretty piece of chocolate.

467
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:39,960
Do you want to have

468
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,600
- this piece of chocolate?
- Ooh!

469
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,120
- You might melt in my mouth.
- I want to melt in your mouth.

470
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,160
- Hello!
- Damn! Okay.

471
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,960
<i>Nigel is giving me attention
and I want those hands to be on me.</i>

472
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,360
Tonight is definitely my night.
Hello. It has to be!

473
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,600
I'm just hoping to get to know you better.

474
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,920
<i>Jawahir is beautiful, but I want
to do naughty things with Kayla.</i>

475
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,840
That's all that's going through my mind.

476
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,000
Kayla's alone. It's game on. Game on.

477
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,320
<i>Oh, my gosh, the other boys
aren't wasting any time here.</i>

478
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,600
I'mma start having
to make some Naughty Nigel moves.

479
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,440
<i>Those Naughty Nigel moves
are going to have to go on ice for now...</i>

480
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,720
- Hi.
- What's up?

481
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,680
<i>...because Creed has frozen you out.</i>

482
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,240
I feel like I've never
spoken to you properly.

483
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,840
- No, not really!
- How you doing?

484
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,920
How are you?

485
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,000
- Yeah, you look gorgeous, by the way.
- Thank you!

486
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,720
- I see you looking at yourself in the...
- I'm like, "Thanks!"

487
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,920
- Are you blushing or are you sunburned?
- I'm sunburned as fuck.

488
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:48,920
<i>Creed is really handsome,
but he isn't my go-to type of guy.</i>

489
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:54,000
But I love the Australian accent,
so he might be able to change my mind.

490
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,000
Because I want to get to know you.

491
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,160
Honestly, right now, I don't really
have eyes for anyone else.

492
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,440
- Besides me?
- Yeah.

493
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,600
I want you to keep your options open.

494
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,040
- Honestly.
- Okay.

495
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,000
Can we make a promise on it?

496
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,120
- That I keep my options open?
- Yeah.

497
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:11,840
Yeah.

498
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:17,720
<i>Mission accomplished, Creed!
Kayla seems open-minded about you!</i>

499
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,720
<i>How are you going to seal the deal?
Make arrangements for later?</i>

500
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,400
<i>Sweep in for the kiss?</i>

501
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,480
Promise?

502
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,920
<i>Wow. A pinky promise?
Pulling out the big guns, huh?</i>

503
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Game on.

504
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,800
Pinky promise goes a long way, you know?

505
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,520
I mean, how is she going to resist me?

506
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:42,040
I am keeping my options open,
but he wasn't super specific.

507
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:46,360
I think Creed thinks the pinky promise
means a little more than it does.

508
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,720
Shit.

509
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,040
{\an8}<i>Kayla,
you'll have to choose soon.</i>

510
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,160
{\an8}All right. Here we go.

511
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,160
{\an8}<i>Because rehearsals are already underway
for Lana to make her grand entrance.</i>

512
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,080
Three, two...

513
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,840
This is the dating show
that harnesses the power of adrenaline

514
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:08,120
to help you fall in love harder,
faster and more intensely than ever.

515
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,800
Let me do one more.

516
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,000
I have no idea
how this challenge is going to go.

517
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,280
It's gonna be absolutely insane
and it's gonna be wild.

518
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,480
It's gonna be doing something in the dark.

519
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,880
With night vision or something like that.

520
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,680
I have no clue what adrenaline rush

521
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,240
could mean to Mario,
I know what it means for me.

522
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,240
A rush of adrenaline?
That could be a climax!

523
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,520
Jesus Christ, we just got here.

524
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,080
<i>Talking about climaxes,
the race for Kayla is heating up.</i>

525
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,960
- It's fair game right now.
- It's fair game.

526
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,520
<i>Kayla is beautiful.</i>

527
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,280
She is, like, the go-to,
but she's everyone's go-to.

528
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,120
Time for me to make my move.

529
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,080
<i>Finally, the racing driver
is stepping on the gas.</i>

530
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,040
Hi!

531
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,640
<i>Uh-oh.</i>

532
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,720
Nigel, look at you!

533
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,880
<i>And he's straight back
to the pits.</i>

534
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,800
Shite.

535
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,400
<i>Worst racing driver ever.</i>

536
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,360
We ain't really get a chance to talk yet.

537
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,000
- Yeah, we haven't.
- Right?

538
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,680
<i>I've been on the bench watching.</i>

539
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,240
I'm gonna show the boys
some dominance and who's top dog.

540
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:25,280
My plan is I'm gonna just talk to her,
you know. My mouthpiece is unmatched.

541
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:31,160
Everything is just equally as beautiful,
the view, you, the...

542
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,920
Ooh! You just slipped that in there, huh?

543
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,720
What do you think they're talking about?

544
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,480
What's your favorite color?

545
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,920
Cool. Do you have a lucky number?

546
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,880
So, what's your sign?

547
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,880
- <i>You weren't far off.
- I'm a Libra. What are you?</i>

548
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,200
- A Scorpio.
- Are you dangerous?

549
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,360
You like danger?

550
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,840
- Yes. Danger is exciting.
- You do?

551
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,200
I'm a red flag.

552
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,720
I kind of have my eyes set
on Nigel, but I feel like it's early days,

553
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,960
so got to make him work for it.

554
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,040
You got the type of body
where you don't have to work out at all.

555
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,120
- Nigel! You're making me blush.
- You know? Making you blush?

556
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,040
You work out a lot?

557
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,280
You know, I try to look good,
keep it tight. A little muscles.

558
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,200
Do the thing.

559
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,840
What, the... This?

560
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,080
<i>I know Kayla's into me,
and I want to kiss her.</i>

561
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,240
My smile is hard to resist.

562
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,280
What's the best thing about somebody,
what do you see first?

563
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,200
I see a smile.

564
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,280
I see the eyes and then the lips.

565
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,200
- The lips?
- Yeah.

566
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,520
- Okay.
- You know?

567
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,200
I feel like I'm hot
and blushing right now.

568
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,840
Gotta remember to play it cool,

569
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,560
but sometimes it's hard for me
when it's just sexual tension.

570
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,720
You like mine?

571
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,040
Yeah. They looking juicy.

572
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,640
I'm going in deep.

573
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,280
Let me get a little smooch.

574
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,080
I got the girl everybody wanted.
I think she'll be in my bed.

575
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,400
Damn.

576
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,440
It's all bad. All bad.

577
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,760
Shit!

578
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,720
I liked that.

579
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,800
Just felt right.

580
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,600
So I've kissed Nigel,
but I'm not going to close myself off

581
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,000
to all other options just yet,
because it's still day one.

582
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,760
Hey, babe.

583
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,800
- Hey, girl. I'm good.
- How are you?

584
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,800
I really enjoyed that kiss with Nigel,

585
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:05,560
but I need to talk with Jawahir,
and I'm hoping she understands.

586
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,320
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

587
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,080
<i>How thoughtful, Kayla!</i>

588
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,800
<i>Mind you, don't get pushed down
those stairs, though.</i>

589
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,280
Your hair looks beautiful.

590
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,560
Thank you!

591
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:20,000
<i>Nice move. Soften her up first.
Avoid impending threat to life.</i>

592
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,240
Um...

593
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,320
I have something to tell you.

594
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,560
I know you've been,
like, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel.

595
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,640
Yeah.

596
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,840
I just want to be open
and honest with you.

597
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,440
We did kiss.

598
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,600
Fucking hell! Are you serious?

599
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,920
I know, I'm sorry! Don't hate me!

600
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,680
Inside right now... I'm dying inside.

601
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:58,000
<i>How can I forget about Nigel for a night?</i>

602
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,400
What the fuck?

603
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,080
What the fuck?

604
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:07,640
<i>All Jawa needs is a distraction.
Nick, this could be your big chance.</i>

605
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,880
<i>I don't think he heard me.</i>

606
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,640
Do you know what, you bugger, Nigel, mate?

607
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,120
Come on! It hasn't
even been 24 hours, fam.

608
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,720
It hasn't even been 24...
We're only on day one.

609
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,920
I'm absolutely gutted, mate.

610
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,480
It feels like
someone's punched me in the stomach.

611
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,480
But you know what?
It's a marathon, not a sprint.

612
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,440
But what about you, bro?

613
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,080
- They all got a little splash.
- They do.

614
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,720
<i>Kayla is really not
on the table right now, for me.</i>

615
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,440
<i>You got to be strategic.</i>

616
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,440
<i>I'm going to go with Brittan.</i>

617
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,480
- Game on.
- Game on.

618
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,240
Kayla. What the fuck?

619
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,520
Dude, she made an executive decision.

620
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,560
It don't matter. Don't matter.

621
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,280
I've missed my shot with Kayla.

622
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,640
So, I'm gonna have to change
my game plan from now on, I think.

623
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,800
So this is what I was thinking,
like, Jawahir is stunning, bro.

624
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,440
Yes, she's tight, bro.

625
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,800
- You can't sleep on her. You can't.
- Mm-hm.

626
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,440
I'm going to shoot my shot
with Jawahir and see where I'm at.

627
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,840
We hit it off first moment on the beach,
like, I noticed that bunda.

628
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,920
Yes, bro.

629
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,320
<i>Come on, Nick,
you'll miss your big chance.</i>

630
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,840
I am the master of my ego.
I forgive myself. I trust myself.

631
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,800
<i>Hitting on yourself, huh?</i>

632
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,080
<i>Let's bounce
before he gets to second base.</i>

633
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,199
<i>Like the old saying goes,</i>

634
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,159
<i>if at first you don't succeed,
go for your second choice.</i>

635
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,280
Hang on, let me sort this for you.

636
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,000
Girls laugh their way into bed.
You believe me.

637
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,280
Sebby boy knows what he's doing.
He's calculating in there.

638
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,800
And in there.

639
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,000
I'm going to be honest,
like, I think you're beautiful.

640
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,080
I would like to get to know you more.

641
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,280
Oh, Seb! That's very cute!

642
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,760
That the cutest thing
anyone's ever said to you?

643
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,680
No.

644
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,800
I really, really, really like Nigel,

645
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,600
but if he's not gonna acknowledge
the fact that I'm there,

646
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,840
I'm just gonna give Seb a chance.

647
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Where is it you're from again?
Amsterdam?

648
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,040
Yeah, Amsterdam. I actually speak Dutch,
Swahili, Somalian, Ethiopian.

649
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,280
What is, like, the sexiest thing
you can say to me in, like, any language?

650
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,000
<i>Napenda macho yako.</i>

651
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,600
It means I love your eyes.

652
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,280
Wow, that's so nice.
I'm gonna say that's Swahili.

653
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,280
Yeah, it is.

654
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,720
- What a guess!
- Spot on!

655
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,760
- Hit me with something Scottish.
- Drop your scants.

656
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,800
Drop your scants? What the fuck is that?

657
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,120
Drop your pants.

658
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,640
Oh! Drop your scants!

659
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,640
<i>Seb is cute.</i>

660
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,600
And he's funny,
and funny guys are dangerous for me.

661
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,200
Just end up naked all the time.

662
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,600
Can you speak Spanish?

663
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,120
No, I only know <i>poquito.</i>

664
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,280
Know what <i>"dame un beso"</i> means?

665
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,160
<i>"Dame un beso?"</i>
What does that mean?

666
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,640
It means, "Give me a kiss."

667
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,640
- Give you a kiss?
- Yeah, that's what that means.

668
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,920
Oh, my God.

669
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,600
Yeah?

670
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,400
That was neat. You're a good kisser.

671
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,760
I hate to say I told you so,
but I fucking told you so.

672
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:38,840
Damn.

673
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,320
We're here to have wild love,
and I can't wait to go to bed tonight,

674
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,120
because I'm not sleeping alone.

675
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,760
<i>These sexy sinners
are trading saliva like it's Bit coin,</i>

676
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:54,720
{\an8}<i>but in less than two hours,
Lana's gonna put all transactions on hold.</i>

677
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,600
<i>Come in, Captain Lopez,
are you ready for takeoff?</i>

678
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,120
All right, here it goes.

679
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,840
Hey, guys, Mario here.

680
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,240
It's time for your first
<i>Wild Love</i> challenge.

681
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,280
Here we go.

682
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,640
Everything you need is in the bedroom.

683
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,920
<i>Go ahead and get changed
and head to the front of the building.</i>

684
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,520
<i>Finally, the bit I've been
waiting for the whole show.</i>

685
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,280
<i>Lana, you have played this perfectly.
Ooh, embroidered outfits!</i>

686
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,520
"Seb!" It's got my name on it!

687
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,720
What is the first challenge?

688
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,720
- Who can have sex the fastest?
- Who can finish the fastest?

689
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,280
Would this not be what you would fly in?

690
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,640
Oh, yeah! We're going to be paragliding!

691
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,160
My heart is going, boom, boom, boom!
I'm afraid of heights.

692
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,880
Don't make us jump off anything,
please, I beg you.

693
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,440
I reckon that
we're jumping out of a plane.

694
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,040
- Fuck, yeah.
- Oh, my God.

695
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,520
<i>Props to Mario
for lending us his private jet.</i>

696
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,280
<i>- You good to go, big guy?</i>
- Ready?

697
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,000
How's my wig, most importantly?

698
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,480
If the wig's tight,
the show's going to be tight?

699
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,440
<i>I'll take that as a yes.</i>

700
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,200
- What do you think we'll do?
- Oh, my God, I'll shit my pants.

701
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,640
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! What the hell?

702
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,960
It's a plane!

703
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,120
Naughty Nigel's got this. It's game time.

704
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,040
Holy shit!

705
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,440
<i>Wild Love,</i> baby!

706
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,720
What is this?

707
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,400
What is going on?

708
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,560
Am I jumping out of a plane?
What is about to happen?

709
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,800
<i>Your sex lives
are about to join the mile dry club.</i>

710
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,880
Welcome to your first <i>Wild Love</i> challenge.

711
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,680
What do you think
the challenge is going to be tonight?

712
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,000
- We got to be jumping out this plane.
- Would you have a problem with that?

713
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,640
- Yeah. I got a problem with that.
- I got you.

714
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:18,000
If we jump out of this plane,
my boobies will fly out.

715
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,600
That would be pretty wild.

716
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,960
I guess it's too late to back out,
so we're gonna go with it.

717
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:29,880
Okay. It's now time to find out
what your challenge officially is.

718
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,840
Please welcome
a very special, world famous,

719
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,400
extreme sports expert to reveal all.

720
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,960
<i>An expert?</i>

721
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,600
No way.

722
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,560
<i>Or a cock-blocking cone,</i>

723
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,120
<i>who's about to tell you
what show you are really on.</i>

724
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,240
Oh, my God!

725
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,760
My heart is pumping!

726
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,320
Inside, my heart is sinking.

727
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,640
<i>The big reveal, without a doubt,
my favorite part of the show.</i>

728
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,720
Oh, my God!

729
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,360
<i>But I can't help but wonder how Lana
is gonna be able to open the car door.</i>

730
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,480
- Like, a thousand little...
- Oh, my God.

731
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,320
<i>Let's put them out of,
I mean, into their misery.</i>

732
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,200
Come on. Talk to me.

733
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,920
Look at that!

734
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,600
Talk to me nice!

735
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,440
Smoke is coming out through the sunroof.
Like, what the hell?

736
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,840
Oh, my gosh, my heart is gonna stop!

737
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,760
<i>My bad,
I forgot Lana could levitate.</i>

738
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,440
No!

739
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,280
- Bitch.
- No!

740
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,360
Peace out!

741
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,360
Oh, my gosh!

742
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,840
Why?

743
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,360
<i>Slo-mo screams anyone?</i>

744
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,360
Oh, no!

745
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,960
Oh, my God!

746
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,920
You're taking the piss!

747
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,080
No!

748
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,880
We're on <i>Too Hot to Handle.</i>

749
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,920
- This is <i>Too Hot to Handle.</i>
- Oh, my God.

750
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,200
<i>As you can see.
This is no longer</i> Wild Love.

751
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,200
Shock of the century. I'm pissed.

752
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,640
"Wild Love" is on the side
of the frickin' cars!

753
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:33,880
<i>Yep. No expense spared by Lana.</i>

754
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,840
<i>This is in fact,</i> Too Hot to Handle.

755
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,840
<i>They're so busy
worrying about the sex ban,</i>

756
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,560
<i>they totally missed the small fortune
we spent on fireworks.</i>

757
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:50,640
I didn't even get to, like,
pleasure myself to say goodbye.

758
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,320
I'm trying to compute in my brain

759
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,000
how I went from thinking
I was jumping out of a plane

760
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,320
to being told my punany was on lockdown?

761
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,520
Somebody bring out Mario, this isn't real.

762
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,240
Mario made me happy.

763
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,560
I don't know how
they hid that from me so well.

764
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,040
Shit. Fuck!

765
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,560
There's going to be no pumping.

766
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,520
I don't know what my hips will do.
They're gonna seize up.

767
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,560
<i>You have been specially selected
because all of you</i>

768
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,760
<i>are having meaningless flings
over genuine relationships.</i>

769
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,640
- That's rude.
- It's not wrong.

770
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,280
Not wrong at all.

771
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,680
I've broken so many hearts in my life,
I feel like this is literally karma.

772
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,480
My ancestors are punishing me right now.

773
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:41,080
<i>Since your arrival, I have been
gathering data on your wild behavior,</i>

774
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:45,280
<i>but from now on,
you must adhere to my retreat rules.</i>

775
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,120
- We're fucked. I'm fucked.
- Oh, my God.

776
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,400
<i>Technically,
it's the exact opposite.</i>

777
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,480
There goes my plan to kiss everybody.

778
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,000
I was going to,
like, taste all the flavors,

779
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,880
and now it's like... No.

780
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,440
That's crazy.

781
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,080
I had plans. I had plans.

782
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,040
Naughty Nigel don't listen to any rules.
That's what makes him naughty.

783
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:14,000
<i>As part of your social development,
I have allocated a prize of $200,000.</i>

784
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,360
That changes everything!

785
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,000
Sex was definitely the plan,

786
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:30,920
but with 200K on the line, I gotta follow.
There's money on the line.

787
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,440
I am a college student. I need it!
I need it!

788
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,600
Surely we can spend a couple grand on...

789
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,800
- We can talk that out.
- We've got 200 of them, you know?

790
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,000
No.

791
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,720
There's a lot of money... to spend.

792
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,000
You see, now that
I can't have it, I want it more.

793
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,400
- No, no, no!
- Come on!

794
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,160
No! You are the only person
that's gonna mess this up for all of us.

795
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,240
I'm so serious.

796
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,920
<i>So welcome to your long, hard,</i>

797
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,560
<i>sexless...</i>

798
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,400
<i>summer.</i>

799
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,920
This isn't Heaven anymore,
welcome to Hell!

800
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,880
Oh, <i>it's much worse than Hell.</i>

801
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,720
<i>At least in Hell,
you're allowed to be horny.</i>

802
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,840
Forgive me, Father, because I will sin.

