1 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:01,690 Look at it. 2 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:02,970 Look at it. 3 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:06,730 Fuck! 4 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:12,170 Bro! I'm sorry, that was kind of mean. 5 00:01:12,390 --> 00:01:14,130 What the fuck, dude? What do you need? 6 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:15,450 I was lonely. 7 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:18,110 I need somebody to talk to. 8 00:01:33,450 --> 00:01:34,870 Yo, how much water are you going to drink, bro? 9 00:01:35,390 --> 00:01:36,390 Bro, I'm fine. 10 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:39,290 No, you won't be fine. You have the world's tiniest battery. 11 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:41,450 I'm not talking again. Bro, I'm a camel. 12 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:42,710 Chill. 13 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:46,450 What the fuck is wrong with you? Chill the fuck out. 14 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,510 I've had this for four years. Dry mouth? 15 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:53,990 Yes. I told you. It's extremely rare. I'm just saying that I don't think 16 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:57,710 drinking water is a solution. Are you pre -diabetic? You only have asked 17 00:01:57,710 --> 00:01:58,529 these questions. 18 00:01:58,530 --> 00:01:59,950 You only have gone to the doctor. 19 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:04,220 I tried to figure this out. I have changed primary care conditions. 20 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,860 Could you just drive? I don't have to pee. 21 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,520 Okay. 22 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:25,860 I fucking knew it! I knew it! 23 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,360 Don't get mad at me. What did I tell you? 24 00:02:35,759 --> 00:02:36,920 Fuck off! 25 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,200 Two minutes! 26 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:14,260 Give me one minute chill out No, 27 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:21,960 chill 28 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,680 the fuck out what's your deal man 29 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,120 Daniel? 30 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:10,380 Daniel Daniel 31 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:06,570 I'm not sure that horse is going to win us any friends out there. 32 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:07,790 You don't like it? 33 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:10,390 People like it. It's like the road race. 34 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:13,790 How are we doing? 35 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:17,050 Good. Keeped off departments that we've heard. 36 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:18,690 Like we never live here. 37 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:23,370 Barry, we don't want to put anything in storage? 38 00:09:23,690 --> 00:09:24,690 Nope. No? No. 39 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:25,850 Okay. No way. 40 00:09:26,370 --> 00:09:28,070 Feels good to make a clean break. 41 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:30,350 Besides, everything we need is right here, right? 42 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,799 Home sweet home. 43 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,800 Mm -hmm. 44 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,020 Hey, got your little song. 45 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,420 No, it's like a housewarming gift. 46 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:14,530 Do you need some help with that? No, it's okay. 47 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:15,790 Thank you. 48 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,910 I'm going to help you with it because my guys are so tired. Okay, yeah. All 49 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,910 right, let's get this over with. 50 00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:22,070 All right. 51 00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:24,850 Oh, my God. 52 00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:27,030 It's the little Bob Ross. 53 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:28,350 Do you like it? 54 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:29,790 Perfect, baby. Thank you. 55 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:36,670 Once Bob always says, no mistakes, just happy accidents. 56 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:41,710 No mistakes, but I've got no accidents either. 57 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,320 Amen. 58 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,580 You still checking this thing? 59 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:55,960 Just making sure it still works. 60 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,300 Okay. We're not going to need it, though. 61 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:00,780 I got us something better. 62 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,800 No? No. 63 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:06,940 Thank Christmas. 64 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:10,140 Thanks for the job, lady. 65 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,810 My family always drove one of these. 66 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,590 This guy's gonna keep us safe. 67 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:18,690 Yeah, I'll just stick with this. 68 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,630 Then I guess you're going to hell. 69 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:36,650 Get out of the video. 70 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:37,930 Let's go. 71 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:40,920 Ready to go? Mm -hmm. 72 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,500 Okay. I was thinking maybe we could add a brie pizza. 73 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,699 How brie? 74 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:46,700 Very good. 75 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,260 Local barbecue sauce. It's supposed to be invisible. 76 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,160 All right. Mm -hmm. What do you think? 77 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:52,620 Okay, it's a plan B. 78 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:54,020 Be cute. 79 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,540 You like that one. Come on. 80 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,100 Got the recipe in a stick. 81 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,880 And it's, like, super tight. 82 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:04,359 You know? 83 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,540 Right. But beautiful. 84 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:08,820 Romantic hot springs. 85 00:13:10,219 --> 00:13:11,520 I can't wait. 86 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:17,000 But we need a little barbecue on the way. 87 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:19,660 Perfect. 88 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Uh -huh. 89 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,020 Yeah. Really? 90 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:34,720 I'm sure you can't hold it for another hour. We're 30 minutes away. 45. 91 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,020 Ha. 92 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:35,380 What's that for? 93 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,600 Six weeks on the road. 94 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:41,640 Wow. I know, right? It doesn't feel that long. 95 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:46,360 Well, I was actually going to say it feels way longer. 96 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,140 Oh, really? 97 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,700 Thank you. 98 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,300 Cheers. 99 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:54,780 Cheers. 100 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,680 Wow. Yeah. Okay. 101 00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,009 All right. 102 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:06,010 Hi, 103 00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:07,430 what's going on? 104 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:13,490 Oh, wow. 105 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:16,490 Wow. 106 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,950 This is amazing. When did you do all this? 107 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,580 This was gonna be, like, way more romantic. I swear, I had the whole thing 108 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:41,880 planned out at the hot springs. 109 00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:45,880 But if we survive six weeks on the road, then we can survive anything, baby. 110 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:51,020 So... Maddie Breaker, will you marry me? 111 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:15,170 No camera on the residential street. Yeah, oh, right. You got 50 seconds 112 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,850 I call the cops. All right, we're going. Sorry. 113 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:22,470 Oh, my God. 114 00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:30,150 I swear that isn't a battle. 115 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,700 Yeah All 116 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:53,660 right 117 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:56,560 back 118 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:04,599 there 119 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:07,619 to the way No 120 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,560 Spring for a hotel. 121 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,900 A long, hot bath does sound amazing. 122 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,400 Right. Tea. 123 00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:20,240 Yeah. Maybe a massage. 124 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:25,260 There's one about an hour from here that's not too far away. 125 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,460 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 126 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,060 Okay. 127 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,040 Hey, 128 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,580 you must be a beast. Come on, let me drive you. No, no, I'm good. Come on. 129 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:42,870 I'm good, I'm good. No, no, you be passenger, princess. Let me drive, Doc. 130 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:44,410 Hey. Come on. 131 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,090 I can drive for a minute. 132 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:49,110 Matt, you're looking at the road warrior. 133 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,160 Your road rage woke me up 134 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:56,210 Yeah, 135 00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:02,730 there's been a crash. He hit a tree. It was straight off the road. 136 00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:05,690 Uh, yeah. Where are we? 137 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:07,350 We're on Forest Road. 138 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,090 We're on Forest Road? 139 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:13,250 Yeah. Yeah, you guys better hurry up, man. If it's not, we're good. 140 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,590 Hi. Hi. 141 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:15,870 We need help. 142 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,690 Something's holding back in. 143 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,670 Go, go. 144 00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:00,930 Hey, man. 145 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:02,870 You OK? 146 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:41,070 We are. 147 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:46,410 of hot water right what's wrong with the dab cam but it cuts out right before 148 00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:49,330 the crash happens come 149 00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:56,050 on it is weird 150 00:23:56,050 --> 00:24:02,390 come on let me give it a rest for tonight huh 151 00:24:02,390 --> 00:24:03,650 please 152 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:11,850 undivided attention. 153 00:24:12,590 --> 00:24:14,230 Good. I got an idea. 154 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:17,850 Tomorrow's a van life meet up. How about you let me go? 155 00:24:18,810 --> 00:24:20,430 Not beyond the road. 156 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,300 Come on, you slowpoke. 157 00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:50,540 Careful. 158 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:53,540 You can do that. I'm coming. 159 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,640 You can, you can. I'm not gonna try. 160 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,040 What the fuck? 161 00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:11,480 I saw these on the car last night. 162 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:12,800 What? 163 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,780 What do you mean, like, be crashed into it? 164 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,320 No. 165 00:25:16,590 --> 00:25:19,210 I mean, I saw the exact same marks on his car. 166 00:25:19,510 --> 00:25:21,170 Three scratches, just like that. 167 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:24,350 Yeah, well, his car was all types of things, though. 168 00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:28,430 We'll get someone at the vanity to buff it out, right? 169 00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:29,710 Yeah. 170 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:31,670 Yeah, good idea. 171 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,600 I think we found your surprise. 172 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,680 No doubt. 173 00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,110 With disrespect, you know. 174 00:26:26,630 --> 00:26:27,770 Hi. Hey, man. 175 00:26:28,610 --> 00:26:31,270 You're Brad Fuller, right? From Vandalize Channel? 176 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:34,850 Yeah. I've been a subscriber of your channel forever. I've seen all your 177 00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:35,850 like a hundred times. 178 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:55,860 Fuck him. 179 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,900 Uh, she's nowhere near as sleek and sexy as yours. 180 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,260 But you know, we gotta face our build -up. 181 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:02,960 Still working on it. 182 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:04,900 We're back. 183 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Not back. 184 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,260 This is Maddie. Hi. 185 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,540 She did the interior design. 186 00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:12,180 Yeah. Last job before I retired. 187 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:18,480 Good for you. But honestly, nothing beats a... Yeah. 188 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,220 I even feel like I breathe different out here. 189 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,840 Yeah. That looks nasty. 190 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,080 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 191 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:30,020 I had a bit of a rough night. 192 00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:36,240 Yeah, uh, we got kicked out of the street we were self -camping and, uh... 193 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,420 -hour gyms. We parked there. They're your friends from now on. 194 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,100 They won't give you the knock. 195 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,780 And they got hushed out. 196 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,460 How about a tour of the castle? 197 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,460 Yeah, of course, man. Come on in. 198 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,420 Yeah, I'm gonna go stretch my legs. 199 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,060 You want me to come with? Uh, no. 200 00:27:51,260 --> 00:27:52,720 No, it's okay. I'm fine. 201 00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:00,730 Hope you made it. I know, thanks. 202 00:29:08,129 --> 00:29:09,410 It's depressing, isn't it? 203 00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:11,590 Yeah, yeah, a little. 204 00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:14,910 Let me get. 205 00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:18,910 Good. How can you tell? 206 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:22,410 You don't have that obnoxious glow of a first weeker. 207 00:29:23,110 --> 00:29:24,830 Oh, how long have you been out here? 208 00:29:25,070 --> 00:29:27,050 I lost count two decades ago. 209 00:29:28,530 --> 00:29:30,210 Oh, Maddie. 210 00:29:30,550 --> 00:29:33,010 Diane, good to meet you. So, um... 211 00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,740 You've been to a lot of these? 212 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,020 Not so much. I just stopped in to see how Betty was doing. 213 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,440 Yeah. 214 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,580 Um, how long did it take you to, you know, fully adjust? 215 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,020 Longer than two months, honey. 216 00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:52,780 My fiancé, like, two hours. 217 00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:55,720 Oh, not what you expected. 218 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:01,380 We both needed to change a pace, and it's been an adventure, for sure. 219 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:07,870 But I don't know. It doesn't quite feel like home yet. 220 00:30:08,730 --> 00:30:11,150 But we'll get there. What do you think? 221 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,290 You headed west? 222 00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:15,010 Yeah. You? 223 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:20,750 Flagstaff. And I've got a friend who has a little seafood restaurant in the 224 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:21,750 middle of the desert. 225 00:30:22,270 --> 00:30:23,270 Go figure. 226 00:30:23,410 --> 00:30:25,670 Great. Well, that was a big travel. 227 00:30:26,130 --> 00:30:27,130 You too. 228 00:30:27,210 --> 00:30:28,610 Road can be a scary place. 229 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:45,340 We were driving and the guy just came out of nowhere and crashed right in 230 00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:46,339 of us. 231 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,340 It's awful. 232 00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:50,220 Did you stop? 233 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,400 Wait. 234 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,580 You seem a lot brighter than somebody's jeffy. 235 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,100 Whatever you and your man are looking for, it's not out here. 236 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:00,540 Oh, no, we're okay. 237 00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:02,560 No, I am serious. You listen to me. 238 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:07,060 You stay off the quieter roads. Don't drive at night. And if you do, don't 239 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,840 Don't ever. 240 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,280 What are you looking at? 241 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,920 Trip state people. 242 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,500 Maddie? 243 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,460 Hey. Take care, Maddie. 244 00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,960 I went to you up there next time I'm back. 245 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,040 Hmm, making friends, huh? 246 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,700 Uh, yeah, I thought so. 247 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,220 Hey, I got something to tell you. 248 00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:32,640 Uh, yeah? Yeah, come on. 249 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,880 Hey, 250 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,280 you want some popcorn? 251 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:45,720 Anything different? 252 00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:49,420 You fixed it. 253 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:50,700 Mm -hmm. 254 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,620 Yeah, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a tank job guy. 255 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:55,900 Oh, wow. 256 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,620 How much did he charge you? 257 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:03,160 Well, he said he wanted to reset his current balance, so I did it for free. 258 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:06,500 Yeah. Mm -hmm. Okay, you're networking. 259 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,780 Mm -hmm. Like the old days. 260 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,420 All right, I'm keeping up. 261 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,080 Wanna go for a ride? 262 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,340 Check out these guys! 263 00:32:41,450 --> 00:32:44,330 I mean, I had a couple of gigs, but why not? 264 00:32:45,410 --> 00:32:46,410 Oh, yeah? 265 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,400 Oh, my God. 266 00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:49,970 hmm 267 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,440 Ugh. 268 00:41:09,190 --> 00:41:16,170 the dash cam okay let me show you okay he's on here where 269 00:41:16,170 --> 00:41:22,910 do i go what just how it works baby 270 00:41:22,910 --> 00:41:29,850 but he was he was in that guy's car the other night he was in 271 00:41:29,850 --> 00:41:34,030 his car and i saw it look he's right there 272 00:41:44,029 --> 00:41:45,029 Nobody there, baby. 273 00:41:50,030 --> 00:41:51,290 Hi, what do you look like? 274 00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:54,730 What do you look like? I'll go find you. 275 00:41:55,610 --> 00:41:58,650 I don't want to sleep here. 276 00:41:59,590 --> 00:42:00,590 Please. Hey. 277 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,399 Make some birds. 278 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,120 Bob really was your happy place, huh? 279 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:37,120 No matter what home I got moved to, or where I was, watching this guy 280 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,300 do what he loved, beat the one cocked back at Hannah. 281 00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:44,020 I guess to me, that meant he was kind of helpful. 282 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:47,960 Having both your parents under the same roof don't make it a home. 283 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:55,580 They look perfect, but behind closed doors, people 284 00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:57,600 get... Trapped in life they don't want. 285 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:03,700 But this van, you, is my way to escape all of that. 286 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,400 It's even got your spelling. 287 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,720 It's going in the bag. 288 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,440 It's got to. 289 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,500 This place is like a gold mine. 290 00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:40,400 Like the opposite of gold. 291 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:51,600 Nothing in here of any value, and yet I want it all. 292 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:08,920 We're gonna need a bigger van. 293 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,880 We're gonna need a bigger bag, that's for sure. 294 00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:13,140 That's true. 295 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,920 Yeah. So, uh, tonight, at the campsite, I was thinking we'd cuddle, or maybe 296 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,220 just... I can't! 297 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,299 Oh, 298 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,400 no, no. 299 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:03,499 Everything okay? 300 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,260 Yeah. Good. 301 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,000 Can I come to show you? 302 00:47:07,420 --> 00:47:09,140 What? Come on. 303 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,400 What is this? 304 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,300 Welcome to the Sprinter Cinema parody show. 305 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:31,920 Whatever happened back there is late. 306 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:38,510 behind us it's long gone it's like 100 miles in the rear view i think tonight 307 00:47:38,510 --> 00:47:45,470 could just be in the moment i mean it ain't much but it's home a roman 308 00:47:45,470 --> 00:47:52,350 holiday courtesy of the gyms free wi -fi oh very good well there you go 309 00:48:01,290 --> 00:48:02,290 My boy. 310 00:48:02,990 --> 00:48:04,790 You know, we actually get to bed right now. 311 00:48:05,330 --> 00:48:06,269 Oh, yeah? 312 00:48:06,270 --> 00:48:07,129 How's that? 313 00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:11,930 She goes home by herself without Joe at the end. Right. But us, we get married. 314 00:48:12,870 --> 00:48:13,870 Yeah. 315 00:48:14,310 --> 00:48:15,850 We get to keep doing this forever. 316 00:48:18,050 --> 00:48:19,050 Forever? 317 00:48:19,770 --> 00:48:23,030 I mean, eventually we'll have to go back to reality, right? 318 00:48:25,590 --> 00:48:30,250 Well, actually, Gary, my old boss, called me American. Oh, yeah? 319 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,940 When I was doing my old job back. 320 00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:38,640 Said I could do the thing completely remotely and there's even a pay bump. 321 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:39,760 Pretty good, right? 322 00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:40,820 Yeah, wow. 323 00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:44,800 That's, uh, great. 324 00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:49,600 You don't exactly sound thrilled. 325 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:56,700 Oh, uh, I don't know how long this is sustainable. 326 00:48:58,250 --> 00:49:01,230 I really want to try and find some more sleep to sleep every night. 327 00:49:02,030 --> 00:49:03,830 I haven't worked out lately. 328 00:49:04,830 --> 00:49:06,810 What is going on right now, Matt? 329 00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:12,250 You haven't even put your ring on yet. 330 00:49:13,190 --> 00:49:15,970 Sue, you should always wear my clothes. 331 00:49:16,770 --> 00:49:17,770 Sue, I do. 332 00:49:20,910 --> 00:49:23,510 It's not that I don't love you. 333 00:49:23,910 --> 00:49:25,230 I do, I love you. 334 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,040 I don't love this life. 335 00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:39,540 You know, I grew up always being shuffled from one foster home to the 336 00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:43,620 never had a home home like you did. You know that's not always cracked up to be. 337 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,420 You see, the thing you're running away from is the very thing I've been 338 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:50,860 searching for my entire life. 339 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:57,760 I thought this is what you wanted. You and me, together, on the open road, 340 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,400 unshackled from our death. I'm good. 341 00:49:59,950 --> 00:50:06,790 I did. It was fun in the beginning, but I... Alright, so 342 00:50:06,790 --> 00:50:09,750 like... You want to slow down? 343 00:50:14,690 --> 00:50:17,970 I want to... I want to... 344 00:50:17,970 --> 00:50:23,810 You 345 00:50:23,810 --> 00:50:25,830 want to stop? 346 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:27,250 Yeah. 347 00:50:38,430 --> 00:50:42,050 Head back to Brooklyn. Maybe we can get our lease back. 348 00:50:42,430 --> 00:50:43,430 Look at me. 349 00:50:45,930 --> 00:50:47,170 How are you feeling? 350 00:50:49,270 --> 00:50:52,030 You love this. 351 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:54,450 Being free. 352 00:50:56,130 --> 00:50:59,410 And I never ask you to give up your dream. 353 00:51:01,550 --> 00:51:08,200 I'm just worried that no matter what direction we take, One of us will end 354 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,420 up... 355 00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:15,420 Switched out. 356 00:51:17,940 --> 00:51:20,160 But we'll be fine. One of us will end up white. 357 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,440 What just happened? 358 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:27,240 I'm not sure. 359 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,040 What is that? 360 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,720 I don't know time. 361 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:52,900 Hey there. 362 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,560 Hey man. 363 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,480 You saw that, right? Yeah. 364 00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:05,780 You see anything? 365 00:54:25,230 --> 00:54:26,149 You gotta go. 366 00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:27,150 You gotta go. 367 00:54:28,010 --> 00:54:28,828 The key. 368 00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:29,808 The key. 369 00:54:29,810 --> 00:54:30,850 I don't have the key. 370 00:56:54,110 --> 00:56:55,110 Don't break it. 371 00:57:54,300 --> 00:58:00,380 they use these symbols to warn each other this 372 00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:05,820 is on our van and the car that crashed 373 00:58:52,939 --> 00:58:56,990 right so we just Dump it. 374 00:58:57,610 --> 00:58:59,990 Yeah. We burned the van. 375 00:59:00,550 --> 00:59:02,310 I don't think it works like that. 376 00:59:03,230 --> 00:59:04,230 From what I read. 377 00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:06,610 Not the van. 378 01:00:22,670 --> 01:00:23,690 We need to find Diane. 379 01:00:24,790 --> 01:00:27,310 Who? The nomad from the van meet. 380 01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:31,510 He tried to warn me about that. What do you know about her? 381 01:00:31,930 --> 01:00:35,910 She was headed to Flagstaff to work in a seafood restaurant. 382 01:00:36,510 --> 01:00:37,850 There can't be many of those. 383 01:00:39,030 --> 01:00:40,490 Flagstaff is a straight south of here. 384 01:00:40,890 --> 01:00:41,669 Let's go. 385 01:00:41,670 --> 01:00:42,468 No, no. 386 01:00:42,470 --> 01:00:43,590 He said not to drive. 387 01:01:54,430 --> 01:01:56,530 This thing only comes out of dark, right? 388 01:01:57,930 --> 01:01:59,510 So either you wait around... 389 01:03:07,980 --> 01:03:09,680 Hey. Yeah. Why? 390 01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:11,380 Oh, it's all right. 391 01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,260 I won't take it. They were here, right? 392 01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:17,180 I know. 393 01:03:17,380 --> 01:03:18,400 They were just here. 394 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:20,680 They were. 395 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,080 Oh, God. 396 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,080 What do we got here? 397 01:07:17,550 --> 01:07:18,550 Oh my god. 398 01:07:19,930 --> 01:07:21,190 I lost you baby. 399 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:23,040 We have to go. 400 01:09:42,510 --> 01:09:43,569 We're looking for Diane. 401 01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:45,029 Diane? Marston? 402 01:09:45,630 --> 01:09:46,630 Don't know her. 403 01:09:47,630 --> 01:09:48,630 Can't help you. 404 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:50,050 Diane. Her name is Diane. 405 01:09:50,330 --> 01:09:51,930 We were told it was this camp. We know it's this camp. 406 01:09:52,330 --> 01:09:56,850 Whatever you guys got yourselves into, we don't want any part of it. Just 407 01:09:56,850 --> 01:10:02,010 point us in the right direction. Take your Airbnb on wheels and get out of 408 01:10:02,130 --> 01:10:03,130 What are you doing here? 409 01:10:05,210 --> 01:10:06,210 Diane. 410 01:10:06,350 --> 01:10:08,530 Hey, um, hi. 411 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:11,610 Is there some place that we can talk in private, please? 412 01:10:11,980 --> 01:10:12,980 Why? 413 01:10:13,340 --> 01:10:14,500 Don't follow us. 414 01:10:15,580 --> 01:10:16,580 Oh, my God. 415 01:10:16,860 --> 01:10:21,200 Get back in your van and get the hell out of here. Now. Right away. 416 01:10:22,540 --> 01:10:23,459 Let's go. 417 01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:25,280 Come on, everybody. 418 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:26,259 Pack up. 419 01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,260 Get inside. 420 01:10:27,780 --> 01:10:30,240 Lock your doors. What are they doing? 421 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:34,840 Lock up. Lock themselves in. These are good people just trying to get by. Who 422 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,600 chose to bring evil into this camp? 423 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:38,540 We had no choice, okay? 424 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,240 He's been following us everywhere. 425 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:46,140 And he's going to keep coming. What is it? He's a highwayman from hell. An 426 01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:51,360 abomination. I don't know what it is, but it's unholy. Something demonic. 427 01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:57,320 He'll have his fun by causing wrecks on the highway, hungering for pain, death, 428 01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:01,840 suffering. When it marks you, most people don't last more than a couple of 429 01:11:02,300 --> 01:11:05,840 The fact that it hasn't killed you yet means it's enjoying the ride. 430 01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:09,280 All right, so... 431 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,700 You lived on the road so long and now run into it. 432 01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:14,640 Why didn't you go? Because you stopped. 433 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:16,920 We're terrible. 434 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:21,800 You see the warning signs and most importantly, we follow the rules. 435 01:11:23,660 --> 01:11:27,980 I'm sorry to say, whatever you do, don't stop. 436 01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:34,380 What do you want from me? 437 01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:35,960 What did you do? 438 01:11:36,630 --> 01:11:39,290 There's going to be some kind of way we can beat it, right? I heard him. 439 01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:40,750 What? 440 01:11:42,690 --> 01:11:48,190 The first time he attacked me, he let go when our St. Christopher medallion 441 01:11:48,190 --> 01:11:49,190 touched him. 442 01:11:51,070 --> 01:11:52,910 There's a story from a long time ago. 443 01:11:54,610 --> 01:11:59,470 There was this trucker who got away. He sought refuge in a church outside of 444 01:11:59,470 --> 01:12:00,470 Grand Junction. 445 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,150 St. Christopher Church. 446 01:12:02,950 --> 01:12:05,470 If you can get there, that might be your best hope. 447 01:12:06,070 --> 01:12:09,330 Okay, okay. What do we do when we get there? 448 01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:13,870 Then Christopher's Holy Ground just might weaken its power. 449 01:12:14,390 --> 01:12:15,389 Get it there. 450 01:12:15,390 --> 01:12:18,190 Maybe you can kill it. If that doesn't work, you crack it. 451 01:12:19,110 --> 01:12:20,110 It's a salvation. 452 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,570 Hey, I'm going to find this place. 453 01:12:23,110 --> 01:12:27,010 It's not on any map you'll find. How do we get there? Come on. It's on a dead 454 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,790 -end road in the middle of a desert. 455 01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:30,790 You need to know how to read this. 456 01:12:39,470 --> 01:12:40,470 Oh, really? 457 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:42,108 Thank you. 458 01:12:42,110 --> 01:12:43,790 No, we've got to get a move on, though. 459 01:12:44,930 --> 01:12:45,889 Get in your van. 460 01:12:45,890 --> 01:12:47,330 I'll meet you over on the other side. 461 01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:48,930 Run, guys. 462 01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:29,300 going to drive. 463 01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:18,840 I know, 464 01:15:19,860 --> 01:15:23,960 but I said we really will drive in that direction and try every back road we 465 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:24,960 can, right? 466 01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:27,480 Better than waiting around to die. 467 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,920 I'll get that. You go get it. Okay. 468 01:15:33,060 --> 01:15:34,580 I was not saving up. 469 01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,260 You were not saving up. 470 01:15:53,550 --> 01:15:54,870 We got more of these in the back. 471 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:24,620 When he was younger, he wandered the roads within a mad monk. 472 01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:30,360 One morning, the monk suddenly stopped in his tracks, terrified by a cross on 473 01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:31,360 the side of the road. 474 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:35,220 Christopher then realized he wasn't traveling with a man of God. 475 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:36,720 This was a demon. 476 01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:40,240 A demon who takes the form of a preacher as an act of blasphemy. 477 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,000 Diane said he's been around forever. 478 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:47,380 Christopher's our gossip. 479 01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:50,420 For everything holy, there's something unholy. 480 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:54,480 any time. 481 01:17:23,210 --> 01:17:24,230 We gotta get back to town. 482 01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:10,320 What is that? 483 01:18:15,940 --> 01:18:17,700 You have to know how to read the signs. 484 01:18:21,260 --> 01:18:22,260 Hold on. 485 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,440 Bag? What are you doing? 486 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:26,080 It'll be a one -way trip. 487 01:18:28,260 --> 01:18:29,260 Just trust me. 488 01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:36,220 That symbol is from the homo code. 489 01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:37,620 It leads this way. 490 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,540 But there's no fucking road there, baby. 491 01:18:41,780 --> 01:18:45,320 Someone or something put that symbol there for us to see. 492 01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:47,500 It was him. 493 01:19:30,740 --> 01:19:31,740 Don't run! 494 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:10,800 the road. The church has to be on the road. 495 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,240 Thank you very much. 496 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:05,880 Oh my goodness. 497 01:28:32,460 --> 01:28:33,460 You think they're fun? 498 01:29:17,100 --> 01:29:18,360 Get a guard dog. Yeah. 499 01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:20,460 Would it take out every night? Yeah. 500 01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:22,880 Never fucking man.