1 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:09,750 Where are you heading? 2 00:00:09,850 --> 00:00:12,290 Tampa. Let me see your driver's license. 3 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:14,670 What seems to be the problem? 4 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:16,910 We're just stopping everybody. 5 00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:19,610 There's a big jewelry heist in town today. 6 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:22,750 Hello, is something wrong? 7 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,010 Yeah, as a matter of fact, there is. 8 00:00:26,270 --> 00:00:29,350 It says here on your license you're supposed to be wearing glasses. 9 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:31,510 Oh, yeah, I got my contacts here. 10 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:39,460 Hold it, Eddie. Don't let him go yet. There's something back here. 11 00:01:57,330 --> 00:02:00,790 What? Okay, when you want it 12 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:34,950 It is the year 2020, and the world has changed. 13 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:56,810 In 2020, times are tough. 14 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:58,670 This man's tougher. 15 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:06,400 Mr. H, if you're bored, why don't you try monitoring something different? Some 16 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,400 Euro TV. 17 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,920 Inadequate. Passive. It's still not interactive, don't you see? 18 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,540 Not that I don't appreciate your company, FX. 19 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:17,100 It's just so... constant. 20 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:21,720 Oh. Well, what can I do, Mr. H? I mean, that's the price you pay for being... 21 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,460 who you are. 22 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,640 Zackman! Everything go okay? 23 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:30,740 Well, I got the bad guys anyway. 24 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,820 From your tone, mine further is a problem. 25 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:36,680 Yeah, well, the cycle needs a little working. 26 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,340 Oh, no, you biffed it. 27 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:39,860 Sort of. 28 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:40,980 Bad? 29 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,520 Total. 30 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:47,220 Zach, it's not insured. You're looking at Mr. Fix -It. But there's something 31 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,760 else. Oh, I can hardly wait. 32 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:52,380 Play this back, E .B. 33 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:56,600 I found these strange circular impressions in a field off Turkey Lake 34 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,560 Wait a minute. 35 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:01,780 Type 4 radiation? 36 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:02,960 There's no such thing. 37 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:07,680 Correction. Obviously there is such a thing. We witness it. And it was 38 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,680 from those impressions. 39 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,860 And what do you guys think? 40 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,820 Perfectly symmetrical, nine inches deep in hard pack adobe type soil. 41 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,400 It obviously had to be something large and dense. Something that would also 42 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,400 emanate radiation. 43 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:20,680 Yeah, like a spaceship. 44 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,220 Precisely. I was joking. 45 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,540 Yeah, but he's not. 46 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,100 Analyze it. Type 4 radiation is not known on this planet. 47 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,680 So, a meteor hit the ground. 48 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,160 But it's perfect and symmetrical. 49 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:37,120 It could be evidence of intelligent life set down on Earth from somewhere 50 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,120 beyond. 51 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:44,180 I can't believe you guys. Mr. H, you're just bored. Zach, I'm surprised at you. 52 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:48,120 It's got to be a hoax. Okay, who would even go to the trouble or be able to 53 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,220 off a stunt like this? And for what purpose? 54 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:52,620 I've heard no publicity about this finding. 55 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,180 What good is a hoax without a hoaxee? 56 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,900 Maybe we are the hoaxees. 57 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:59,100 There's a call coming in at your house. 58 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,560 Shall I transfer it here? 59 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,860 Yeah, sure. 60 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,740 Thank you. 61 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,100 Hello. 62 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:08,380 Hi, Captain. 63 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:12,140 Yeah, I'm sorry I'm late, but I had a little trouble with my transportation. 64 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,480 I'll be right in. 65 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,040 What's that? 66 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:17,860 Okay, I'll get over there right away. 67 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:22,780 What? Two students just disappeared from the high school at Turkey Lake Road. 68 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:39,410 Are you sure your friends didn't just elope or run away or something? Like, 69 00:06:39,410 --> 00:06:41,330 her best friend. I'm sure she would have told me. 70 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:43,650 Besides, she didn't like Bud that much anyway. 71 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:45,030 Really? Why is that? 72 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:48,090 Because Bud is, like, only the second string quarterback. 73 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:52,770 Ouch. They walked right down there and took that path that goes to Lake. And 74 00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:54,810 that was, like, the last time anyone saw them. 75 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:56,550 All right. 76 00:06:56,610 --> 00:06:58,490 I'll check it out. Look, here's my car. 77 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:02,070 If you think of something else or hear anything, call me immediately, okay? 78 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:03,870 How do I get in touch with you? 79 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:06,790 Car. My number's on the card. 80 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:10,350 Uh... Wait a minute! 81 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:12,010 There's something I forgot. 82 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:17,810 Like about 20, 25, maybe 30, but more like 25. 83 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:22,630 25 minutes after they walked down the path, there was a strange glow in the 84 00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:23,630 over those woods. 85 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:25,329 A glow? 86 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:28,410 Yeah! But I don't think it had anything to do with Bud and Holly's 87 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:31,670 disappearance, because like I said, it was 20, 25 minutes later. 88 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:34,010 Did you see this glow, too? 89 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:38,580 Okay, thanks a lot. 90 00:07:55,460 --> 00:08:01,540 What is it, EB? 91 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,640 I don't know, but whatever it is, we can market it as the greatest perfume ever. 92 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,160 Smells good. 93 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:14,600 I believe the substance on the pom -pom is the same substance responsible for 94 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,180 the Type 4 radiation you encountered in those impressions, Zack. 95 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,160 It's radioactive? 96 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,760 It can't hurt you. This substance contains omega particles. 97 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,740 Omega particles? 98 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,820 Never heard of that before, Mr. H. 99 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,659 It's a type of radiation heretofore only theorized to exist. 100 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,220 Well, where did it come from? 101 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,280 Somewhere out there, perhaps. 102 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,380 Oh, no, not this again. 103 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:41,280 Those girls did say something about a glow in the sky. 104 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:43,820 Next you'll be telling me about little green men. 105 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:02,280 That perfume of yours is driving me crazy. I'm not wearing any perfume. 106 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,320 Well, then what's that smell? 107 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,640 Not me. 108 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,810 Well, it smells great, whatever it is. 109 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:10,970 Maybe there's something blooming up at the putt -putt. 110 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,650 Anyway, I've got to go freshen up. 111 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:14,890 Gina, come with me. 112 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:29,050 You're right, man. Something smells boss. 113 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,370 Makes me think of mating season. 114 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,450 Makes me want to spawn. 115 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:45,500 Do they look acceptable to you? 116 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:48,520 Yes, they appear to have good muscular development. 117 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:49,780 They will do nicely. 118 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,400 I concur. 119 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,680 All right! 120 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,140 Hey, listen. 121 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,000 We're with our girlfriends right now, but if you give us your phone numbers, 122 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,040 can call you when we get rid of them. 123 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:00,520 That is not necessary. 124 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:01,920 You will come with us now. 125 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,340 Hey! 126 00:10:04,599 --> 00:10:05,720 Get your hands off him! 127 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 What do you think you're doing? 128 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:12,440 Don't come near me. I've never hit a woman before, but I will if I have to. 129 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:27,020 Though with buttheads, we leave alone for five minutes. 130 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:34,960 Trouble! 131 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,540 Okay, well, slow down, okay? Hold it. 132 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,300 Where were you guys since last night? We ran away. 133 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,760 There were two blonde women and Mike was fighting with them. They were, like, 134 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,680 really strong. And then they sprayed this stuff in their face. 135 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,360 Yeah, like this green stuff. And then they took them away or something. What 136 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,319 you mean, took them away? 137 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,740 This girl, like, drew this door and pushed them through it. Drew a door? 138 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,320 Yeah, like, with her finger out of green light. 139 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,260 And then they all went through it and the door just disappeared. 140 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,820 And where did all this take place? 141 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,260 Right here by the end of the car. 142 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,780 You sure about all this? Like I've never been so sure about anything in my whole 143 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:44,540 life. I wish I had told Mike how I felt about it. 144 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:46,480 Why? Did you love him? 145 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:47,739 Well, no. 146 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,960 But if I had known what was going to happen, maybe I would have. 147 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:01,420 Let's cover this up and get it down to him. 148 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:07,900 Mr. H, I had Harris down in spectroscopy running his own analysis on the green 149 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,530 goo. You doubt my analysis? 150 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:12,590 I'm incensed. Calm down, Mr. H. 151 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,150 It was just a second opinion. 152 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,950 Harris said there was no such thing as an omega particle. 153 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,270 He did, did he? 154 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:23,050 He said it was probably typical alpha radiation that had been subjected to... 155 00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:27,870 Harris was a student of mine. He was always prejudiced against imaginative 156 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:30,770 conclusions. He thinks too much like a computer. 157 00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,009 A computer? 158 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,150 An ordinary computer. 159 00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:35,150 The universe is unbounded. 160 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,640 There are an infinite number of galaxies and infinite number of planets. 161 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:43,700 It is a statistical certainty that there is life elsewhere in the universe. 162 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:49,420 And whether by accident or design, one such life form has come to our world and 163 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,020 brought with it the Omega Particle. 164 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,500 This really excites you, huh, Mr. H? 165 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,520 The Omega Particle could unlock for us the secrets of the universe. 166 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:03,420 If it is an Omega Particle. Not that I don't believe you. If I could. 167 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,230 I would be out at that lake where Zack found those impressions in an instant. 168 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:12,090 Whatever the source of those omega particles, extraterrestrials or not, it 169 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:15,930 totally turn the world of science upside down. 170 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:21,310 If only I had a body. Is that a hint? 171 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:32,130 Mr. H, I found it. 172 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:34,930 Guess what? 173 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:37,010 There's another set of prints. 174 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,810 That could be significant. 175 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,550 I guess now comes the fun part. 176 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,710 A little hard work never hurt anyone. 177 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:46,350 I only wish I could be there digging in the dirt with you. 178 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,550 It smells good out here. 179 00:13:54,310 --> 00:14:00,790 Yes, I remember the sweet smell of the low, sunlit and moist beneath the 180 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:01,970 sky. No. 181 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,630 It's that green stuff. 182 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,190 And it's getting stronger. 183 00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:10,350 What is your assessment of this one? 184 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:14,090 He is also well -muscled. And a farmer. 185 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:17,590 Farmer. An excellent addition to the menagerie. 186 00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:22,910 I don't know who you think I am, but I'm not a farmer. 187 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:28,030 Unfortunate. But still, an excellent example of a mesomorphic endotype. 188 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,170 You will come with us now. 189 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:31,530 Thanks. 190 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:38,110 You wouldn't believe it if I told you. I mean, there's two women. Two beautiful 191 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,710 women. Two suspiciously beautiful women out here in the middle of nowhere with 192 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:44,430 me. Mind if I ask you where you're from? 193 00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:46,190 Up there. 194 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:47,930 See ya! 195 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,120 With age, I feel... I 196 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:13,360 feel... FX! 197 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,280 Strange. FX! 198 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,820 Are you alright? 199 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:18,460 What's happening? 200 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,060 EB, I've got some incredible new evidence. 201 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,760 Zack, I've done a horrible thing. 202 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960 FX is gone. 203 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,660 Gone? What do you mean? 204 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,400 I sent him out to take soil samples of those impressions you discovered, and 205 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,280 afraid he's been abducted by two women. 206 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,680 Same thing happened last night to two more high school students. 207 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,620 They were witnesses. 208 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:48,900 They said that these two unnaturally strong women dragged these two guys off 209 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,020 through a doorway of light. 210 00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:55,480 E .B., what if you're right? 211 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,760 What if these are extraterrestrials? 212 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,220 This is all my fault. 213 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,320 For my own selfish reasons, I put FX in danger. 214 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,120 I've got to get out there. 215 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,940 You're never going to get away with this. 216 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,680 Where are you taking us? 217 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:31,160 Do not worry. You will be cared for and provided a habitat similar to the one 218 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,280 from which you are being removed. 219 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:33,900 Habitat? 220 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,580 Provided for? 221 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,760 Sounds like you're going to put us in a zoo. 222 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,960 We are. 223 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:42,340 Wait a minute! 224 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,380 Our quota has now been satisfied. 225 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,260 We may prepare to leave this planet. 226 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:54,970 It will be a relief to return to our own bodies. 227 00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,590 These are so ugly. 228 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:00,470 And soft. 229 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,470 What creature is this? He's bringing the animals. 230 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,050 I lost your signal for a moment. 231 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:20,990 Yeah, we're okay. 232 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:22,990 So are the others. 233 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,890 Did you see them? Were they aliens? 234 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:27,210 Was I right? 235 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:27,750 Viacom.