1 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:52,495 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. 2 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,750 Welcome to Jackass! 3 00:02:57,155 --> 00:03:02,755 JACKASS 3.5 4 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,091 Thank you very much. 5 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,644 People are always asking me, 6 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,223 "Is there anything that you just wouldn't do?" 7 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,558 Well, this is it. 8 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,189 It's the Alligator Snapping Turtle, 9 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,315 probably the meanest thing I'll have ever done to my butt. 10 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,693 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 11 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,024 Fuck! 12 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,744 Don't look at him, Steve-O. Don't look at him. 13 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,571 -Look at him. -Don't look at him. 14 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,781 Relax, relax. 15 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,245 Don't look at it. 16 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,457 Look at it. 17 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,552 Shit! 18 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,846 Fuck! God damn it! 19 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,299 -Fuck! -Relax. 20 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,431 -Relax! -Relax. Just relax. 21 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,062 -Hold your ground. -Okay. 22 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,266 -Fuck, that must hurt really bad. -Shit. 23 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,692 -Fuck. -Are you okay? 24 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,354 -Mama. -Fuck. 25 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,483 Okay, now he's just no gonna fucking let go? 26 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,365 I knew this was fucking gonna happen! He's not letting go! 27 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,326 -Shit. -Relax. You need to relax. 28 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,452 Fuck! 29 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,080 -The turtle's the problem. -I'm relaxed! Shit! 30 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,787 This would be horrifying if... 31 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,338 -Relax. -Relax. 32 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,290 -Okay. -Relax? 33 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,967 -Who could relax? -I'm just gonna... 34 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,840 You son... 35 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,971 Jeez, relax, relax. 36 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,798 -Shit! -Hold it together. Don't pull. 37 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,759 -Don't pull. -Don't pull. 38 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:33,186 -It doesn't wanna let go. -God! 39 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,229 -Oh, my God. -Fuck! 40 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,149 That was horrifying. 41 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,817 Wow. 42 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:43,068 -Get him out of here. -Son of a bitch! 43 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:44,773 Oh, my God. 44 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,992 He got you good. 45 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,489 Yeah. 46 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:54,916 There's a reason why I turned that down for so many years. 47 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,672 I can't see anything! 48 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,803 -Spread your legs. -Let go. Let go. Drop. 49 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,430 You're good. 50 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,934 You all right? 51 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,896 You want a donut? 52 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,612 This is Barrel Surfing. 53 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:31,069 Big-barrel surfing's for macho jerks with a death wish. 54 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,201 No, it's not. It's the ultimate thrill, the ultimate rush. 55 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,873 Even more than sex. 56 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:39,078 Well, that depends on who you're doing it with. 57 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,265 That was pretty good. 58 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,785 Hold them! 59 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,924 I think Bam was great at it the first time, 60 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:29,094 and now Dunn's stepped in to up the failure rate 61 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,421 to an all-time high. 62 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,515 Oh, my God. 63 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,905 I've got a pile of shit in my nose. 64 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,609 I'm Ryan Dunn. This is face surfing. 65 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,494 That scene done yet? 66 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:14,640 Being on set is 50% fun as hell, 67 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,889 and the other 50% is just pure anxiety, paranoia... 68 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,767 -Jesus. -Oh, God. 69 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:25,521 The only thing I care about is that it's fucking wet down here. 70 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,779 Shooting a Jackass movie, it seems super fun, 71 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,447 but it's actually hell 72 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,071 because everyone is trying to get everyone. 73 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:38,573 In particular, me, because I've been a dick to everyone the whole time. 74 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:48,507 It gets very tense on set when we're filming Jackass. 75 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,049 You're always looking over your shoulder. 76 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,094 You just know something horrible is gonna happen to you. 77 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,137 And it's not like it might. It will. 78 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,759 It's a snapping turtle on a stick. 79 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,985 Fucking with Ehren is the best thing ever. 80 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,611 Where's he at right now? I wanna pee on him or something. 81 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,610 Ehren's in there sleeping. 82 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,538 We got Ghetto Defibrillators. 83 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,537 Clear! 84 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,002 Fuck you! 85 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,558 I was worried about you. 86 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:41,725 Didn't know if you'd died. 87 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,475 I know. You were in here snoring for three hours, dude. 88 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,601 We didn't know if you'd died. 89 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,523 It's all right. We're doctors. 90 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,819 You guys are dicks. 91 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,113 Can't somebody sleep a little bit around here? 92 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,862 No. That's the whole point. 93 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,909 Sure, you can sleep. 94 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,414 You know that if you're being pranked, if it's a good prank, 95 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,915 it's gonna end up in the movie. 96 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,747 And footage is footage. 97 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,709 But definitely, tensions get hot. 98 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,178 And you never know what's gonna happen. 99 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,641 He's not anywhere near you. 100 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:25,346 He's hiding behind a motherfucking chain-link fence. 101 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,056 A chain-link fence. 102 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,267 That's worse than this. 103 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,448 He's gonna fucking try and Rocky my ass right now. 104 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,254 Hey, hey! 105 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,959 Guys, stop. 106 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,295 Stop. 107 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,678 Stop, stop, stop. Come on. 108 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,600 It's cool. Come on. 109 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,727 -What was the name of that bit? -Chill. 110 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:07,895 I don't know. 111 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,598 -"Fighting Each Other"? -"Fight!" 112 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,149 I'm telling you, it's nerve-racking, dude. 113 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,943 You gotta let out some aggression. 114 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,946 Man, it is nerve-racking as hell. 115 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:22,445 'Cause 24/7, when we're shooting, all of us are always attacking each other. 116 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,906 I may be attacking everyone a little more. 117 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,245 -Fuck! -What the fuck was that? 118 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,549 I saw a Buster Keaton film where he had a mini cannon tied to his foot, 119 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:40,003 and he couldn't get it off his foot. 120 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,384 And I thought it looked funny. 121 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,431 And so, we had one built. 122 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,637 Here. 123 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,595 One of the funniest times is when I walked up behind Ehren 124 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,897 with the mini cannon, and I was dressed as a pirate. 125 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,724 Get up and go. 126 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:56,311 And he kept moving and I had to keep repositioning, 127 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,648 and finally, he turns around and busts me. 128 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,950 And so, I have to walk this mini cannon out of frame, 129 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,703 very un-sneakily, and it was really awkward. 130 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,793 But he just... Five minutes, hyper-vigilant, 131 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,542 five minutes goes by, he forgets about it, 132 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,466 and then I shoot him in the ass. 133 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,478 Fuck, that hurt. 134 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,309 -You got it. -Asshole. 135 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,564 -Ehren. -He got us, too. 136 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,564 Shit. Right in the neck. 137 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,774 Arr you mad at me? 138 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,571 What's the bit here, Wee? 139 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,498 All right. So, today, Street Bike Tommy 140 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:54,203 is gonna come down this ramp looking like a bowling ball, 141 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:58,377 launch into all of us standing out here 142 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,917 as the human pins, and knock us down. 143 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,298 -Do I look like the tenpin? -You do look like the tenpin. 144 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,095 -That's what I am. -Awesome. 145 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,094 It's pretty slippery out there. 146 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,927 Yeah, and the reason it's slippery out there, 147 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,353 that's sex lube. 148 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,021 Lube it up, boys. 149 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,482 So, we're getting ready to do a bit called the Slip 'n' Bowl, 150 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,531 but really, it's just a big ruse to get all the guys in the middle 151 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:28,112 of a big, slippery mess, so we can fly a remote-controlled helicopter in 152 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:32,040 that has paintball guns mounted on either side. 153 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,874 It's gonna suck. 154 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,915 Here we go. Quiet, please. 155 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,959 All right. Get your goggles on, guys. 156 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,166 -Goggles on, guys. -Let's get the intro. 157 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,462 Action! 158 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,966 I'm Street Bike Tommy, and this is Slip 'n' Bowl. 159 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,513 Go! 160 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,346 I'm almost feeling bad now. 161 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,934 Shit! 162 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,281 Fucking shit! 163 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,367 Fuck! 164 00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,494 Fucking assholes. 165 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,705 Fuck. 166 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,164 -Who is that? -Who is that? 167 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,715 -Dave. -Dave England. 168 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,043 -That's so... -Fuck. 169 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,469 Oh, my God. 170 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,923 This whole thing was just a big, elaborate ruse 171 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,724 to get you on something slippery. 172 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:14,926 I heard the noise and I was like, 173 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,557 "Are you guys cool with this, like, sound?" 174 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,059 -Yeah, I was thinking... -And then, all of a sudden, I saw 175 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,607 -the camera, and I was like... -I wasn't in the bit. 176 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,275 I wasn't around, and I'm like, 177 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,069 "If they see me not around, they're gonna get suspicious." 178 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,396 Everything was obvious. 179 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:29,073 That's what I was worried about not going too fast 180 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,821 'cause I didn't want you... 181 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,158 I don't want you to fall... 182 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,786 The joke's on you now, boy. 183 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,878 I actually deserve that. 184 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,005 So we have a dick rocket, and we're gonna launch it into Bam's ass, 185 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,965 AKA Uranus. 186 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,097 -It's science. -We've been waiting for years 187 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,144 for technology to catch up with us. 188 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,645 Finally, we've got this contraption. 189 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,643 We're gonna send this cock rocket straight to Uranus. 190 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,820 -You ready? -Are you ready? 191 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,942 Let's do it. 192 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,993 Three, two, one, blast off! 193 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,323 Don't point that thing at me. 194 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,292 Okay, so we didn't get quite up there, 195 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,251 but it happens to a lot of guys. 196 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,591 Doesn't it, Ryan? 197 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,547 Bam, you ready? 198 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,641 Three, 199 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:37,842 two, 200 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,052 one, 201 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,354 blast off! 202 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,477 Shit. 203 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,401 What's going on, Bam? 204 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,901 Now, they have a lighter dildo 205 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:57,574 which seems like it would be better, but, no. 206 00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:01,249 It means it's gonna go so much faster into my ass, 207 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,576 and it's gonna not feel very great. 208 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,963 So, we had to switch cocks. Hopefully, this one will work. 209 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,085 It's a big, old cock. 210 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,008 Three, 211 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,175 two, 212 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,673 one, 213 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,221 blast off! 214 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,768 Did you like it? 215 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,023 Fuck, no. 216 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:35,363 One small step for man, one giant leap for that sweet ass. 217 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,868 Jesus. You can't see shit in these things. 218 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,247 Check it out. 219 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,708 Yeah. 220 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,668 This is the Magna-Goggles. 221 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,681 Oh, my God. Hold on. 222 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,760 -All right. Go. -Okay. 223 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,469 Wait, let me aim you first. 224 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,891 Okay. 225 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,226 -All right. -Yeah? 226 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,352 -Just go. -Okay. 227 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,728 Go. 228 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,362 Go! 229 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,155 I'm sorry, bro 230 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,286 No you're not. 231 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:25,242 You ready to run a down and in pattern about five yards out and across? 232 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,248 -Absolutely. -All right. Give Preston a high five. 233 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,455 -Yes. All right. -Come on. 234 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,165 These things suck. 235 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,051 Hut, hut! 236 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,099 Fuck! 237 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,889 -Where did that get you? -Right in the nose. 238 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,357 Shit. 239 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,067 -You got this. -I got this? 240 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,860 -Come on, Dunn. -Yeah. 241 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,405 -Come on, Dunn. -Let them have it. 242 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,194 Shit. 243 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,616 Wee Man is fun to dress up, period. 244 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,373 He just looks cute in anything you put him in. 245 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,915 Preston, too. 246 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,046 This is Snow Tubing. 247 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,268 I fucking kicked him in the face. 248 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,186 -Kicked him in the face? -I kicked him in the face. 249 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,730 Kicked him right here. 250 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,232 Frosty, he's bleeding a little. 251 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,604 This just ain't Frosty's day. Fuck. 252 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,537 That's one dumb reindeer. 253 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,724 Dude, this is screwed up. 254 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,688 That was good. 255 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:19,898 Can you help me up? 256 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,861 I saw this bit on America's Funniest Home Videos. 257 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,197 Two kids run at a tree 258 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,999 with a 15-foot-long stick 259 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,999 on either end, and they hit the tree in the middle, 260 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,206 and it just sends them flying when they hit the tree. 261 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:40,714 Basically, we're gonna try to clothesline ourselves with this two-by-four. 262 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,423 And it's downhill, and Dunn's gonna be landing in horse shit, 263 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,473 -so I don't think... -Thank you for pointing that out for me. 264 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,891 -Thanks. -Yeah. 265 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:51,015 Why do you think I've been favoring over here the whole time? 266 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,644 I didn't notice I have a big pile of horse shit to land in. 267 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,940 Awesome. 268 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:56,858 This is the Blowback. 269 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,402 Shit. 270 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,281 -Fuck. -Awesome. 271 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,984 Fucking stupid bullshit. 272 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,906 -That was great. -I liked it. 273 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,328 "That was great"? 274 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,872 Did you guys stand there beforehand and go, 275 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,665 "Let's just be enthusiastic and encourage this thing"? 276 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,617 No no. That looks funny. 277 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,499 -That looks good. -Yeah, man. 278 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,671 I wish you guys had a dick cam 'cause that's where that pole went. 279 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,998 That was rad. 280 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:22,043 It's such a dumb idea 'cause you have to choreograph it 281 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,799 so you're both doing it at the exact same time. 282 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,174 You both weigh the same. 283 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,632 It was destined for failure from the get-go, 284 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,718 but we kept on trying it 'cause we're stupid. 285 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,928 Nobody wants to jump in? 286 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,057 No. 287 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:34,771 I'm just saying. 288 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,895 I don't know. I'm feeling sorry for you. 289 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,601 Really painful thing, 290 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,152 low payoff. 291 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,613 Yeah. 292 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,065 Just do it again. 293 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,609 Take two. 294 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,536 -This is the Blowback. -Shit. 295 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,377 I hate it. 296 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,751 Some things just don't translate to camera. 297 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,252 Yeah? 298 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,210 ldeally, you want something that doesn't hurt, 299 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,045 but looks really bad. 300 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,677 This is a whole other story. The opposite. 301 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:13,348 At least we busted it, so we can't try it again. 302 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,725 You tried it with Knoxville and he sliced his hand open. 303 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:16,896 You could see his bone. 304 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,645 That ain't my fault. 305 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,567 I know. It's the Blowback's fault. 306 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,894 Dumb Blowback. 307 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,452 That hurt worse than when it... 308 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,581 It's out of frame. Turn this way so everyone's out of frame. 309 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:39,962 It's stinging. 310 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,420 For a bit that doesn't work, that fucking thing sucks. 311 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,046 All right, take a big breath. 312 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,048 You can do this. 313 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,879 Not too bad, right? 314 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,259 All right. It's gonna numb up. 315 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,103 A little burn, perhaps. 316 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,181 That camera on? 317 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,271 All right. If you have pain, tell me. I'll get you more numbing medicine. 318 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,193 I know you're the type that's not gonna tell me 319 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,942 'cause you don't want any more shots. 320 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,950 All right. Let me get this thing closed up. 321 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,618 Fuck off. 322 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,374 I'm Brandon Novak, 323 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,287 and this is Doo Doo Falls. 324 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,046 -You okay? -Fuck. 325 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,433 Thank God for that fucking helmet. 326 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,385 Dude, I hit my head so hard, 327 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,222 it honestly saved my life. 328 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,570 Did you make dookie on yourself? 329 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:47,988 Yeah. 330 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,817 He just shit his pants. 331 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,902 But if anyone deserves to shit their pants, 332 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,534 it's you for doing that. 333 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,452 -Wipe your shitty ass. -You wipe it. 334 00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,376 -Why do I gotta wipe it? -'Cause I can't move right now. 335 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,795 No no 336 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,165 Why so rough? 337 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,052 Fucking asshole. 338 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,386 -What are you doing, Ryan? -Painting lips on the chick. 339 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,812 For the kiss. What does it look like I'm doing? 340 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,649 All right. Hang on. Okay, go. 341 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,523 Steve-O, in a little bit more. 342 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,698 We're here with Mark Zupan, and this is the Kissing Booth. 343 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,955 That was great. 344 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,703 P., that was gold. 345 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,203 Oh, my God. 346 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,786 -You all right? -Make it happy. 347 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,917 Yay! Nice kiss. 348 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,294 Big, old kiss. She's hot. 349 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,376 Yeah. 350 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,632 The Phantom camera was so fun, especially for Jackass 351 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,387 where we had a lot of impact. 352 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,969 It shoots so slow that one second on the Phantom camera 353 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,474 is like 40 seconds. 354 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:05,441 Preston is your ideal guy to shoot Phantom on. 355 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,523 Even a skinny guy, if you hit him in the face, 356 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,650 you'll see the face come off the skull. 357 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,864 But the fatter you are, 358 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:18,072 the more rippling and waving it gets. It's just gonna roll and look crazy. 359 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,747 I fell in love with the Phantom camera. 360 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:25,252 I was just thinking, when I just put Wee Man, 361 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,454 his naked ass with his balls hanging down, 362 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:30,416 and I threw a tennis ball at his balls. 363 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:34,720 Man, there are certain things that look really great. 364 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:38,470 Anything Pontius does with his pee-pee is funny on the Phantom camera. 365 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,226 When we found the Phantom camera, we started writing 366 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,648 bits for it left and right. 367 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,281 I'm Danger Ehren, and I'm about to go fishing. 368 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:01,989 It really captures what happens when you get hit in the face. 369 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,575 You sure it's not just gonna hit me right in the front of the face? 370 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,126 -Yes, I got you. -All right. 371 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,078 I'm not gonna hit you in the front of the face. I got you. 372 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,710 All right, guys, come on. We're rolling. 373 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,166 When was the last time you took a fish to the head? 374 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,051 I haven't taken a fish to the head in a long -ass time. 375 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:16,504 Why? 376 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,057 I missed. 377 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,479 Fuck. 378 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,740 I told you I wasn't gonna hit your nose. 379 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:39,989 What are your predictions? 380 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,945 How many walls do you think he's gonna get through? 381 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,285 So, that's the object here? 382 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,667 Two and the beginning of the third one. 383 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,669 I'm with you. What's your predictio 384 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,843 Two and a bump into the third one, with no damage to the third one. 385 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:59,262 -He's too light. He's only a buck 60... -He's a buck 60. 386 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:02,091 -He's too light. He can't smash through. -Then maybe you should go down there. 387 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:03,767 I'm not going there. 388 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,230 -Are you okay? -No. 389 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,858 Oh, my God. 390 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,484 All right. 391 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:18,653 I love you. 392 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,615 For the love of fuck's sake, 393 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,537 this is Drywall Drop-In. 394 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,384 -Are you all right? Shit. -Yeah, I'm fine. 395 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:39,587 You okay? Are you okay? 396 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,673 -Yeah. -You have drywall in your mouth. 397 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,258 Watch out. There's nails. 398 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,559 -Okay. -We'll get them off. 399 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,887 It looked especially funny when you hit the walls. 400 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,437 You did good. 401 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,691 -Was it neat? -It was neat-o. 402 00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:55,777 Good. Just so long as it was neat. 403 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:57,729 Yeah. Way to go. 404 00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:00,778 Who's Darf? 405 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,986 Darf is a friend of mine, 406 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:06,447 a friend of ours that we no longer see. 407 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:10,080 Darf is when Dave is blacked-out drunk, and he's the worst. 408 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:13,628 He's the worst of any of the guys. When he's drunk, he's the worst. 409 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:18,505 Apparently, from what I hear, if I drink too much, 410 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,007 I turn into a different person, named Darf, 411 00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:22,508 who's a total asshole 412 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:25,762 that just goes around doing as many horrible things as he can. 413 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:29,770 And Darf showed up one night in Northern California at a bar. 414 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:32,810 Everyone wanted to kick his ass. 415 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,980 I was told the next day, I got my wiener out 416 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,436 and I put mustard all over it, 417 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:39,567 which is called the Portland Frank. 418 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,320 And I was like, "There's no way I did that." 419 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,151 And I pulled my pants down, 420 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,077 and it was all mustard-y. 421 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,575 The next morning we get up, 422 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,952 and whose name is on top of the stunt list? 423 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,749 Dave England. 424 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,877 This is where Dave stands up on the back of a horse 425 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:55,170 and throws a parachute up? 426 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:56,588 Yes. 427 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:57,835 Will it work? 428 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,336 I hope not. 429 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:06,887 Well, after his performance yesterday, I figured he was due for a stunt today. 430 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,182 Here we go. Okay. 431 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,309 Man, you got some alcohol on your breath, still. 432 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,640 Sorry. 433 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,022 All right, we're good to go. 434 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,237 I'm here with Judd Leffew, and this is Bareback Base Jumping. 435 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,329 Here we go. 436 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,458 Pull! 437 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,793 Where's the parachute? 438 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,054 Dave was a drunk piece of shit last night, 439 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,882 and we're a little bit mad at him, 440 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,639 so I think we're gonna get this in at least 10, 15 more times. 441 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,813 You almost got it, Dave. 442 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,111 Drop! 443 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:18,416 Just one more and I should be happy. 444 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,207 Oh, man. 445 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,933 It has to be soft... 446 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,932 -The soft stuff's over here! -Oh, my God! 447 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,392 Fucking hell! 448 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,437 I love how you completely missed the softer dirt, 449 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,109 and just went for the hard stuff. 450 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:44,359 Hey, look, it's hard to plan when you're floating way up high. 451 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,940 -It's hard to spot your landing. -You actually didn't float that long. 452 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,401 I thought I was gonna get caught in those trees. 453 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,453 I think Dave did the horse parachute thing 454 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,532 eight times, nine times that day. 455 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:55,908 Did you ever feel bad for him? 456 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:59,040 No. I've never felt bad for Dave England in any situation. 457 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:13,892 We got a whole lot of diet cola and a bunch of peppermint candies. 458 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,512 This is Bombs Away. 459 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,894 -Shit! -Creepy-ass shit. 460 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,897 You're playing with a live grenade, my friend. 461 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:26,988 Bombs away! 462 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,834 Fuck you! 463 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,562 Look at all the fucking dents behind Lance. 464 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:43,106 -Where were you, Lance? -I was right here. 465 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:58,747 That looks great. 466 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:03,619 Early on, Knoxville found this thing online where this Chinese artist 467 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:07,506 paints himself into backgrounds really intricately. 468 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:10,591 And so, we knew that was the start of an idea, 469 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:13,341 just how do we finish it and pay it off? 470 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,382 That's where the Invisible Man came... That's where it worked. 471 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:17,966 Fuck! 472 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,012 We also painted Wee Man. 473 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:26,058 April's house... April Margera paints her house. Hand-does everything. 474 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:28,777 Their basement is painted like a dungeon. 475 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,651 So, we had Seth paint Wee Man into the wall. 476 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:35,196 He does blend right in and he disappears. 477 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:42,204 We're in April Margera's house, and this is the Invisible Wee. 478 00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:52,592 Jesus! Son of a... 479 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,302 -Did you really not see that? -Jesus! 480 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,975 -Soon as I grabbed you... -He scared the shit out of me! 481 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:03,394 -Were the lights off? -Who else can we get? 482 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:04,850 Who else doesn't know? 483 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,074 Oh, my God! 484 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,491 Oh, my God! 485 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,169 Hey, why do I get hit? 486 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:31,290 That scared the shit out of me! Oh, my God! 487 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:32,920 You didn't see him at all? 488 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,845 Now we're gonna send Dunn down with a cattle prod to get Wee Man. 489 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,137 You fucking dick! 490 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:49,356 Fucking guy. 491 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,858 That's what you get for scaring people, you little... 492 00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:01,077 That lovely contraptio kills rats with electricity. 493 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:05,032 That's a metal rat. It's hooked up to my nuts. 494 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,367 I'm Steve-O, and this is the Rat Zapper. 495 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,045 -All right then! -Nailed it! 496 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:17,753 Okay, I'm gonna just wind in here. 497 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,888 -Yeah, "Oklahoma" is the safe word. -Yeah, I'll turn it off then. 498 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,975 -There we go. -This is monster's balls. 499 00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:28,768 -Shit! -Here you go. 500 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,314 Monster's balls. 501 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:32,354 Fuck! 502 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,530 Oklahoma! 503 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,614 -Man! -See, you didn't tape them tight enough. 504 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:47,869 He yelled, "Oklahoma." 505 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,082 Ryan just stood there for a while before he turned it off. 506 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,333 -It was for his own good. -We didn't know how to do it. 507 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:59,174 -You think that felt good for the rat? -Fuck! 508 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,346 -You forgot to sponge him. -Did it hurt? 509 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:08,520 Thanks, guys. Oh, my God! That is not fucking happening again. 510 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:13,855 I'll... You touched your bloody nuts with those fingers, so... 511 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,275 What are these called again? 512 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,448 -Belt sander skates. -Belt sander skates. 513 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:24,069 I'm Brandon Novak, and this is Belt Sander Skates. 514 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,342 Where doesn't it hurt? 515 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,597 That's a wrap on this one, right, Tremaine? 516 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:49,097 I can't take any more of that. 517 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:53,974 I guess both me and Knoxville were old men in the first, and Bam. 518 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,434 The three of us were old men in the first one. 519 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,486 In the second one, I was an old lady, and Knoxville was an old man. 520 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,655 In the third one I wanted to be a fat, old lady. 521 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:04,568 -You're big-boned. -Yeah, I'm big-boned. That's all. 522 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,074 I think that reads. 523 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:12,243 -Fuck. Is that too much? -The camel toe looks great. 524 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,162 -Excuse me, sir? -Yeah. 525 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:19,128 A man just told me... He walked by me and he told me I have a camel toe. 526 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,335 -What happened? -He said I had a camel toe. 527 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,921 -Do I have something on my face? -No. 528 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,846 Do I have a camel toe on my head? 529 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:33,104 -For me, no. -Not for you? 530 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:34,563 Something else you needed? 531 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:36,858 Yeah, do I have a giant pussy somewhere? 532 00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:39,235 I don't know. 533 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,231 I didn't realize how insanely hot it was gonna be, 534 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,942 and it was, like, this much makeup. 535 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:49,450 And it was like wearing five sleeping bags in the dead of summer. 536 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,953 After the first hour, I just completely... 537 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,710 It was as close as I've ever come to like, a heatstroke. 538 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,458 I was just gonna pass out and... 539 00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:00,461 At a certain point, I couldn't even think, let alone be funny. 540 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,838 Oh, my God! It's so hot. 541 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,174 It is unbearably hot. 542 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,887 He gave it hell, man. He tried. 543 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:14,730 We shot a lot of... What did we call her, "Kathy"? 544 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:19,602 Hi, my name's Kathy, and I have a camel toe. 545 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,982 Come with me on a day of adventure. 546 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,157 Shit! Oh, my God! 547 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,573 I don't know how to start this thing. 548 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,084 How do I turn? 549 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:39,253 There! 550 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:46,177 I'm such a slut I like it in my butt 551 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:50,431 I like sunshine all day long 552 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,649 Help. Help. 553 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:06,777 Help. 554 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,907 I'm starting a modeling career, 555 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:12,613 and I was wondering what you think of my modeling photos. 556 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,374 This is a photo of me. You like it? 557 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:20,162 I have a new photograph that I just shot of me. 558 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,209 Wanna make love? 559 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,384 No. Not to him, to me. 560 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,298 Okay. I'll talk to you later. I love you. 561 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,898 Shit! Shit! 562 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:47,898 You're my hero 563 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,199 Spike, I don't think we go... No one got that. 564 00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,990 Okay. Are you serious? 565 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,325 Where do you think we're parked? 566 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,532 Well, you gotta get the one right in front of him. The $7 one. 567 00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:59,709 -That's the one we set up for. -All right, dicks. 568 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,456 Fuck. 569 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,335 Johnny, did you get that one? 570 00:39:05,093 --> 00:39:08,460 -No, we did not. -Fuck, man! What is he doing? 571 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:13,473 Fucking A, man. I can't believe this guy is a director. 572 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:15,304 This is bullshit! 573 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:17,351 Rick's going off on you right now, Spike. 574 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,349 I'm gonna butt-fuck Rick. 575 00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:24,526 Remember when we were sitting around there, at that college, 576 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,978 and you said that you could kick somebody in the head? 577 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,233 That's not how it works. 578 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,690 -What happened? -No. We were shooting slo-mo stuff, 579 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:36,075 and Bam said that he wanted to do a flying kick to the head. 580 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:40,245 I'll come at this angle. Like, if you're standing right there, 581 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:43,624 I'll come right about here, and I'll just be like... 582 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,334 And then, right there. 583 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,005 All right. Let's do that. 584 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:50,423 And somehow I got elected to be the kickee. 585 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,844 Well, you're the only one that can jump that high. 586 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,137 No I got to be the kickee at first. 587 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,716 How did this get pitched to you? 588 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,391 I was just sitting at the table over there, 589 00:39:57,478 --> 00:40:03,189 and Jeff said, "Hey, how about Bam double-flying kicks you in the face?" 590 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,608 -And here you are, on your mark. -Yeah. 591 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,357 Remember we caught you putting styling gel in your hair? 592 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,654 Fuck you... 593 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,233 Fucking shit, dude! 594 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:15,826 You okay? 595 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:20,657 -Fuck! Dude, I'm fucking seeing stars. -My fucking back! 596 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:22,830 That's Bam Margera. 597 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,040 You fucked up my hair, dude! 598 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,506 And then the day went on, and Bam... 599 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,549 He was talking shit, saying you couldn't do it. 600 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:32,252 No. You got it all wrong. 601 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:34,344 He challenged Knoxville. 602 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:39,601 -Didn't do it! -Didn't do it! 603 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,894 -So, you can't do it. -Other people can do it. 604 00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:44,472 -Okay, can you do it? Dave? -Somebody with talent can do it. 605 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,649 -Dave can do it. -I can't. 606 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:48,817 -Dave can do it. -Nobody can do it. 607 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:51,271 -Me and Zupan can. -Nobody can do it. 608 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:53,357 -We're out. -Can anybody do it? 609 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,191 Dave, go try it. Dave, go try it. 610 00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:56,530 You're good to go? 611 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,612 So, Bam, how many people can't double-kick you in the face? 612 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:01,493 No one here. There's 40 people here and nobody can kick me in the face 613 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:03,916 with two feet, but everybody thinks it's so easy. 614 00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:06,870 -Actio -Knoxville, Dunn. 615 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:13,967 Dude, he jumped over you. 616 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:17,138 -Oh, my God! -Way to go Dave. 617 00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:21,138 -Oh, my God! -You almost went over him. 618 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,140 That was pretty good. 619 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,151 This is the Enema Long Jump. 620 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,696 Each contestant is gonna insert two enemas 621 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:37,241 and see who can jump the farthest and shit the most. 622 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:41,154 It doesn't matter if you shit before you jump, 623 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:44,119 after you jump, or while you're airborne. 624 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,325 It's just rad doing enemas. 625 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:50,584 -Let's enema up. -Let's get to it. 626 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,915 How'd you put it in? 627 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:56,044 -I'm just going... -Why you choosing to be back there? 628 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,300 -Yeah. -Because he's the official. 629 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,470 -Easy in and easy out? -Bam, come here. 630 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,471 -God! -Yeah! 631 00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:04,931 Yours go in easy? 632 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,977 I like pooing, but I like pooing with these better. 633 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,107 If you do them every day for no reason, 634 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,852 not while doing a movie, you're a weirdo. 635 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,778 God, I want to shit! 636 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:16,613 Here. 637 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,878 8'11". 638 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,217 -Go. -You can win this! 639 00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:51,649 Measure it. 640 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,314 I think you're winning. 641 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,655 I'll hold your legs up while he squirts it in. 642 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:01,943 Really get it in there. 643 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,956 All right, you're good. 644 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:12,207 -Get back over there. -Yeah. 645 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,173 Steve-O, come on, win this! 646 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:24,261 -Right on... -Right in the fucking... 647 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:26,183 Here he goes! 648 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,601 Dude! Do you see that 649 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,811 -brown shit in there? -You're walking on it. 650 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:39,026 -Did I win? -Yeah. 651 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:40,698 -The guy is so stressed! -What do you got? 652 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,400 -11'6". -11'6". 653 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,573 -Dave, you gotta get... -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 654 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,714 -Fucking A. Wait... -No, no, no, no. 655 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:59,543 That's where Steve-O already landed. 656 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,261 Oh, my God, dude! 657 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:09,393 That was it. 12'4". 658 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:11,262 Dave won. 659 00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:14,098 -I would say we're all winners here. -Hold on, Rick, here. 660 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:16,980 Dude! 661 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,312 Oh, my God! 662 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,781 It was quite a battle, but we have a winner. 663 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:25,739 With a jump of 12'4", Dave England. 664 00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:30,789 Yes! 665 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,417 You know when I learned... I decided to really 666 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,959 learn to wipe myself was when my mom wasn't home one day 667 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:39,165 and my dad had to wipe my butt. 668 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:42,423 And I did not feel comfortable with it. 669 00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:46,672 I didn't like that dude wiping my butt. 670 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:48,678 And he was kind of rough. 671 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:55,728 Yeah. Fuck, yeah. This is Treadmill Shit Show. 672 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,448 You made it! 673 00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:10,079 Yeah, whatever happened to the treadmills? 674 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,373 We got all kinds of awesome stuff. 675 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:15,042 We had it where we had all the treadmills lined up 676 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,415 facing each other, and we all, at the same time, jumped in, 677 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:19,292 and Steve-O hit me right in the face. 678 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,716 -You all right? -Was it Steve-O? 679 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,093 Dave got kicked right in his fucking face. 680 00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:30,550 He deserves it. 681 00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:32,727 -Everybody deserves everything. -Yeah. 682 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,519 You deserve this. 683 00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:52,621 -Fuck! -Tail bone! 684 00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:01,872 -I love it. -You were rad. 685 00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:03,879 I love watching you skate. 686 00:46:14,981 --> 00:46:18,098 I'm here with TV's Ryan Dunn, and today's his lucky day 687 00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:19,773 'cause this is Treadmill D-Style. 688 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,225 Rehoboth Beach! 689 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:37,617 His face almost stuck in Wee Man's bottom. 690 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:41,003 It got dark fast. 691 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:46,293 Human Cheetah is a bit where someone gets shot up 692 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:48,844 with paintballs all over the body. 693 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:53,887 The outcome is that the bruises from the paintballs 694 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,559 leaves spots everywhere 695 00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:57,683 and you're supposed to look like a cheetah. 696 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:02,229 Steve-O has a heart, Pontius has a heart, 697 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,776 they didn't want to shoot me. 698 00:47:03,863 --> 00:47:05,899 But they actually fucked my bit up, 699 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:08,398 because Dave, he doesn't give a shit, 700 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,613 and he fully shot me all on this side, 701 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:14,780 and this was Steve-O and Chris' side, 702 00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:18,583 and I had, like, one or two over here, and this side was just covered. 703 00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:22,336 And the paintballs were so powerful, I got cut up 704 00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:25,710 on all the spots that I got hit on. 705 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:30,299 I'm Wee Man, and this is The Cheetah. 706 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:34,932 Ready, aim, fire! 707 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,145 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. 708 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,357 -Fucking hell. -I'm hit and fucking bleeding. 709 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:50,064 -I nailed him there. -God damn, you got rocked! 710 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:53,776 -How long does it take to bruise up? -I'm already bruising. 711 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:56,453 They're hurting right now, dude. It hurts! 712 00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:00,620 -Which one hurts the most? -Right here. 713 00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:05,455 -You're right, that looks painful. -That, and then right here. 714 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,332 Let me see. 715 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:10,793 No! Inside! 716 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,630 That's gonna hurt so bad when you wipe. 717 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,631 -I know. -Oh, my God! 718 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,717 Don't get poo -poo in it! 719 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:22,976 Half my body is still bruised up over here from The Cheetah 720 00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:25,641 that happened, like, nine months ago. 721 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:27,481 And this side has nothing. 722 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:28,982 This was all my bros, 723 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,230 and this is all the dudes that hate me. 724 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:37,449 -I'm not whipping your dick out. -All right, well, pull the fat up. 725 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:39,121 Didn't get up. 726 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,991 -I'm at it. -You're at it? 727 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,414 All right, just, please, pull the zipper down. 728 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:45,836 -The zipper's down. -No, it ain't. 729 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,379 What are you guys doing? 730 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:49,002 It's so warm! 731 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:53,719 -Is that your dick? -Just try to hurry, 'cause I'm gonna piss. 732 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:54,883 You almost had it. 733 00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:57,807 Here, here. I gotta get in there bareback. 734 00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:00,843 It's getting weirder and weirder. 735 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,603 This is awkward. 736 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:04,263 Grab the boxers. 737 00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:05,981 Pull 'em down, man! 738 00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:08,275 God! It's like a river. 739 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:13,776 Bros. 740 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:19,077 -Feel better? -No, because of the balls! 741 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:22,080 Yeah. Yeah! 742 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,368 See? That's what I was talking about. It was blocking it. 743 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:31,127 Do an intro, Winter Fat Fucks. 744 00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:34,008 This is Winter Fat Fucks. 745 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:37,551 All right, now I'm ready to rock. 746 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:54,905 Hit the Winter Fat Fucks. 747 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,899 Fuck! 748 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:12,040 -Hey, grandma. -Eat shit, fat fuck. 749 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,973 It's the slow shit I hate. 750 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:37,114 -Oh, my God! -Yeah! 751 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,618 I did it! 752 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:43,870 So good! 753 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,415 This is a woodpecker, 754 00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:51,287 and this is a Wood Pecker. 755 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,455 What's gonna happen next? 756 00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:59,216 By the way, this is Dr. Jesse Merlin, our resident bird expert. 757 00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,968 Can I place the woodpecker on the limb now? 758 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,799 If you would, please. 759 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,218 This is a breakthrough. 760 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,803 Thousands of years of medical science have led to this beautiful moment. 761 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,139 Here, Woody. Here, Woody. 762 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,391 -Have led to me losing my dignity. -Woody. Woody. 763 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,647 -Here you go, look. Woody. -Believe me. 764 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:18,989 He's into me right now. My day's gonna go terribly wrong. 765 00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:21,655 -This is where the magic happens. -Don't move. 766 00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:23,948 Boy! 767 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,331 I don't envy you. 768 00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:32,669 It's dented. 769 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:34,622 Get in there. 770 00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:41,253 We have a puncture. 771 00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:52,689 Someone give me a stick to bite on or something. 772 00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:54,191 I don't wanna scare him. 773 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:00,523 Don't move 'cause he's standing on you. 774 00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:02,449 It's hard to hold my ground right now. 775 00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:05,699 No you can't move because he's fully on your schlong. 776 00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:07,495 I'm gonna be careful... 777 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,833 That was flesh! 778 00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:25,381 He's chewing on my pee hole. Okay. One second, one second. 779 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:29,052 Chewing on my pee hole. Sorry, man, that freaked me out. 780 00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:31,228 That's not what I expected. 781 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:40,066 Oh, God, it stinks. 782 00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:43,907 You gotta see this. 783 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:53,416 -Cute little butthole. -Look how disgusting that is. 784 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,748 Like, what if you had to do that? 785 00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:57,834 It's like a stunt. 786 00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:01,254 Let's just do it. Let's go do it. 787 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:03,760 That's a formidable scent. 788 00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:07,590 -Is that from the smell of that? -Dude, the smell is really... 789 00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:10,934 If I did a shit, it still wouldn't be good as this. 790 00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,220 Fucking disgusting. 791 00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:15,514 I can't be there. 792 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:19,022 Sounds like that bull is just dying to shoot. 793 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,023 He's making lots of noise, 794 00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:24,107 and I know that's not doing one thing for Wee Man's confidence. 795 00:53:24,451 --> 00:53:26,032 He looks pretty nervous, too. 796 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,202 It's fucking nerve-racking, man! 797 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,370 When that bull sees you and comes at you, 798 00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:33,286 it's no joke. 799 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:37,787 I'm Wee Man, and this is the Yoga Ball. 800 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,799 Get away from the fence. 801 00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:54,762 -He survived. -Wee Man! Wee Man! 802 00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:57,397 Get up here! 803 00:53:58,277 --> 00:54:00,108 Oh, my God! 804 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,603 That's so scary! 805 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:09,735 -That was one big son of a bitch, dude. -I had no idea. 806 00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:12,162 He came out, dude, I was like... 807 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,451 Fuck! 808 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,828 -He looked much shorter in the gate. -Yeah. 809 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:18,164 He looked way shorter in the gate. 810 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:19,920 -Hey, man, awesome, dude. -Thank you. 811 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:23,090 -Good God! You're my man. -Thank you, man. 812 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:24,838 You've had some good moments in this arena, man. 813 00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:26,801 -Yeah. Thanks, Gary. -Where is that bull now? 814 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,516 -Wee Man! -Wee Man! All right! 815 00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:38,685 I'm the devil, and it's time to burn. 816 00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:48,031 The Flaming Gauntlet is definitely my most macho bit, 817 00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:50,780 because I knew that I was gonna get burned. 818 00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:52,953 What's the plan here, O? 819 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,156 Well, I come along this beam, 820 00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:58,034 these balls are on fire, 821 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:03,047 and they're swinging, and they knock me into the fire. 822 00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:08,381 The guy who ran the warehouse where we shot the Flaming Gauntlet 823 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:12,548 was concerned that the heat from burning the coals 824 00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:15,554 was gonna crack his cement. 825 00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:17,723 So, in order to protect his cement, 826 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:21,390 he laid down these steel sheets. 827 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:31,407 Yeah, I noticed that. 828 00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:35,204 -Why did they put it on a frying pan? -I don't know. 829 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,587 Really walking the line between horror and humor. 830 00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:47,549 This is a rough one, man. 831 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,004 Like, I'm a thrower, 832 00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:53,089 and if I hit him with one of the balls, he's going into the pit. 833 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:54,844 That's gnarly. 834 00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:59,769 Holy shit! My ball's crazy, man! 835 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,782 I'm Steve-O, and this is the Flaming Gauntlet. 836 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:51,484 Fuck! Fuck! 837 00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:53,820 It's still on you, man. 838 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:01,324 -God damn it. -Is it hot? 839 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,667 Yeah, man, it's burned. 840 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,619 Yeah! 841 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:07,333 Is your skin burnt or is it just... 842 00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:09,752 -Yeah, look at that, right there. -Yeah. 843 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,674 -Shit. -It's gonna get... 844 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:14,510 -Yeah, it's really hot. -You're burned, man. 845 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:16,839 Yeah, it's really hot. 846 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,845 -That's the thing about fire. -I know. 847 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:19,971 It's hot. 848 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:23,762 I got burned all up the side of my body. 849 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,939 I had to go to a burn unit. 850 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:31,106 Shit! 851 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,608 Call the medic. 852 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:35,194 Dude, grab some towels. 853 00:57:35,369 --> 00:57:36,779 What's your pain level at? 854 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:40,704 A normal person would probably ask for a painkiller. 855 00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:45,993 Well, you got your card revoked. 856 00:57:48,674 --> 00:57:49,880 If you want the job done... 857 00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:52,670 -Just rub it in a little more. -... if you want respect... 858 00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:53,835 So gay. 859 00:57:53,957 --> 00:57:56,219 I don't know any gay dudes that do this. 860 00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:58,881 This will plug you up. 861 00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:03,553 That's a man that has nothing left to lose. 862 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:09,559 That's Brandon Novak, and this is the Dildo Bazooka. 863 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:13,233 Jackass 3D: Full Penetration. 864 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:18,241 Oh, God. Jesus. 865 00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:27,702 -All right. Ready? -Yeah, yeah. 866 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:34,212 I had a tripod brought in, so I can get a guaranteed hit. 867 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:38,177 Wait. 868 00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:39,254 Here we go. 869 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:54,732 Can I see where it hit? 870 00:58:58,076 --> 00:58:59,532 Oh, God! 871 00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:01,575 -The skid mark. -Laugh it up, guys. 872 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:04,117 Oh, my God! 873 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:08,374 -It's shaped like a dong. -Dude. 874 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:12,046 And there's a dong pointing to it. 875 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,965 I finally made it, Mom. 876 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:20,091 This is the Flying Nut High Five. 877 00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:26,976 I fucking slipped! 878 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,397 Oh, my God! 879 00:59:30,484 --> 00:59:33,647 Flying Nut High Five is the attempt to jump up in the air 880 00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:34,894 running at another dude, 881 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:37,900 spread your legs, and then knock your nuts together. 882 00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:40,323 But it never worked. 883 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,617 Surprisingly difficult. 884 00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:45,996 Bam's Liberace diamond -covered soles, 885 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:48,160 it's the worst thing ever. 886 00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:54,588 -Did I get sabotaged or am I just... -No they're both... Look at this. 887 00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:56,502 You just don't know how to sit right. 888 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:01,674 It's this chair, man. 889 01:00:01,765 --> 01:00:03,426 Fucking chair. 890 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:06,429 It's, like, the most flimsy fucking chair I've ever met. 891 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:07,930 Shit! 892 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:10,478 Here we go again. 893 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,523 This is the Flying Nut High Five. 894 01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:26,277 Why don't you guys take your shoes off? 895 01:00:26,373 --> 01:00:29,706 Why don't you shut the fuck up? 896 01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:34,043 We started off on the same chairs! 897 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:37,464 Look at yours, it's just crumbling. 898 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:48,300 -It's ruined. -Fuck! 899 01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:50,886 No... 900 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:02,064 Come on, man. Look at this. We got a parachute, two of us on a bike, 901 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,569 and a massive ramp. 902 01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:06,159 And this bike was bought last night on the Internet. Am I correct? 903 01:01:06,246 --> 01:01:08,578 Yeah. I think he went and picked it up about midnight. 904 01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:10,580 Seriously, this was bought at midnight, 905 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,665 -found online. -Yeah. 906 01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:16,169 So, explain to me what this scene is. 907 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:22,335 All right. We got Andy Bell and Dave England riding a motorcycle 908 01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:25,171 and hitting that ramp going really fast. 909 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:28,348 And Dave England's on the back of it with a parachute, 910 01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:30,847 and they're gonna ditch the motorcycle in the air, 911 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:33,599 Dave England's parachute's gonna go up, 912 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:37,520 it's probably not gonna deploy, and he's gonna hit very hard. 913 01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:39,522 -In the water? -Yeah. 914 01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:41,353 Hopefully. 915 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:42,858 I'm gonna laugh my head off. 916 01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:47,776 I'm here with Andy Bell, and this is the Moto Base Jump. 917 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:49,577 Yeah. 918 01:01:55,295 --> 01:01:56,580 Here we go. Here we go. 919 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:58,294 Kids, don't try this at home. 920 01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:17,389 -He almost did a full roll. -Look at it. 921 01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:20,897 That, dude, when they hit the ramp, they almost buckled. 922 01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:22,477 Holy shit. 923 01:02:24,324 --> 01:02:27,816 This game is called God's Special Purpose for Me is Over. 924 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:33,914 -It knocked the wind out of me so bad. -It knocked the wind out of me, too. 925 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,083 I just saw my entry, I'm like, "Oh, no." 926 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:39,661 God, it gave me a nutter. 927 01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:42,918 Are you gonna try it again, ladies? 928 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,920 Over and over till we get it right. 929 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,592 With you on the back, Eddie. 930 01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:52,925 Fat-Fat is hungry for some chocolate, so now I'm gonna feed him. 931 01:02:58,358 --> 01:02:59,848 I'm Wee Bam. 932 01:02:59,985 --> 01:03:01,941 This is the Ballway. 933 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,768 Shit's gonna get muffed up. 934 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:14,537 That's the cutest thing I ever saw. 935 01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:20,544 The look on his face was so happy, like a big, perverted Labrador. 936 01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:29,128 Oh, shit. 937 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,476 Yeah! 938 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:50,072 Fuck. 939 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:57,865 Was that the corner? 940 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,827 -Fuck. -Dave. 941 01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:04,336 That's not good. 942 01:04:04,424 --> 01:04:06,380 That was the corner, right? 943 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,547 Yeah, he's gonna have to see somebody. 944 01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:12,425 -Let's help him over here. -Hit my head on the fucking wall, dude. 945 01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:13,846 -Yeah. -Grab his arm, 946 01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:15,173 so he doesn't trip and fall. 947 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,057 Party. 948 01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:31,110 -What are you guys doing? -Wow. 949 01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:39,615 This is the Electric Limbo. 950 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:47,296 He couldn't let go. 951 01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:50,458 We shot a lot with electricity. 952 01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:53,970 Like, we built a limbo bar that was totally charged. 953 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:55,964 The bar was electric. 954 01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:57,139 -Like that. -It's great. 955 01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:58,383 No off to the side shit. 956 01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:01,311 -Oh, man, it's tough. -I'm not sure about your technique. 957 01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:04,977 You're leaning forward. You should be going backwards. 958 01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:06,646 Go, go, go, go. 959 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,821 Fudge! 960 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:14,987 Yeah, Wee. 961 01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:19,996 Electricity's a wild beast. 962 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,081 And it's an unpredictable beast. 963 01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:24,166 Come on, Dave. 964 01:05:29,676 --> 01:05:32,088 Fucking shit! 965 01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:33,258 Fuck! 966 01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:36,179 And it sucks. Electricity fucking sucks. 967 01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:39,595 Okay, whoever licks the ladder is the champ. 968 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:41,426 Go, Steve-O. 969 01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:48,016 Let's party! 970 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:51,936 -You got it. -Get on your knees. 971 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,192 -All right. -Damn! 972 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:56,525 -No -Get your tongue way out. 973 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,859 There's no danger. Yeah. 974 01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,115 Yeah, just put it in. 975 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:02,538 -You got it. -You've licked worse things. 976 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:05,033 -It's a party. -There it is. 977 01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:06,459 -You got it. -Do it. 978 01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:07,831 Go, go, go, go, go. 979 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:14,501 The champ! 980 01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:23,059 Whenever the bit involves Pontius' penis in a costume, 981 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:27,139 you don't wanna be in the peanut gallery. 982 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:32,227 Hey, Chris, we don't need to see your outfit from this side. 983 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:34,069 You don't need to. It's a bonus. 984 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:36,986 What most people don't know is, 985 01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:38,816 we did a lot of penis-related stunts 986 01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:42,075 'cause there's so many funny ideas to do with the penis 987 01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:43,993 that have been yet unexplored. 988 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:51,042 And Chris is insanely particular about putting a costume on his penis, 989 01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:56,046 and it took us about six hours just to get it dressed. 990 01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:59,592 Since we made it tighter, this is like one thing, 991 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,339 so it doesn't hang like it did. 992 01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:04,926 But wait. I think if you keep jamming it in there, it will bend it down. 993 01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:07,349 Keep stuffing it in there. 994 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,102 That's what I was trying to say. I need some assistance. 995 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:14,607 Also, a lesser-known fact is they scheduled them one after another. 996 01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:17,947 First, it's like, "Put your penis in the rat trap." 997 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:19,941 He's looking at it. 998 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:27,119 And then, 999 01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:31,707 the numerous helicopter tugs. 1000 01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:34,213 Swing around with it. 1001 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:38,047 I like, in particular, 1002 01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:40,469 when it's the clear box with the cat, 1003 01:07:40,598 --> 01:07:43,931 and he had it dressed up like a cat toy with catnip all over it. 1004 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,972 I guess the idea was he'd get it scratched up real bad. 1005 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,230 Dude, that... 1006 01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:59,405 Apparently, catnip is an aphrodisiac, too, 1007 01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:04,657 because he was really loving on that mousy. 1008 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:09,832 We were just hoping that mousy didn't grow in size and stature. 1009 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,910 And Pontius was making all kinds of crazy faces 1010 01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:14,417 to keep that from happening. 1011 01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:16,668 He's a powerful little bastard. 1012 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:21,677 And it's really awkward. The cat even, I think, felt awkward. 1013 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:24,843 What's your definition of uncomfortable, 1014 01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:27,179 stud? 1015 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,458 Oh, God! 1016 01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:55,878 Hi, Priya. 1017 01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:58,381 Man, you're jumpy. 1018 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:02,381 So, Priya Swaminathan, who is head of development 1019 01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:04,463 for our production company, 1020 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:07,799 is super jumpy. She gets scared so easy. 1021 01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:13,560 So, we've rigged a triple train horn 1022 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,060 in her office. 1023 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,231 She's gonna flip out. 1024 01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:21,313 She's gonna... All I've gotta do is hit this little button, 1025 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:24,570 which they won't let me hold yet. 1026 01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:29,362 'Cause I'll fuck it up. 1027 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:44,677 Oh, my God! 1028 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:46,254 I'm fucking quitting! 1029 01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:47,847 What happened? 1030 01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:50,391 Fuck. 1031 01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:54,179 Oh, my God! 1032 01:09:54,273 --> 01:09:56,104 -Horrible. -Oh, my God. 1033 01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:58,899 You guys are lucky that I didn't pee my pants. 1034 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:01,694 I try to not let that happen. 1035 01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:10,699 That's so fucking loud. 1036 01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:13,873 Oh, my God. That scared me. 1037 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,878 Knoxville always just pranks everybody and always gets away with it 1038 01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:22,628 'cause it's very difficult to get him. 1039 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,216 But we got him. 1040 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:25,960 We were showing a cast and crew screening, 1041 01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:28,383 and then they're like, "Hey, come down to the front 1042 01:10:28,474 --> 01:10:30,715 "and say something to everyone." 1043 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:33,552 I was actually getting choked up talking to everybody, 1044 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:36,763 and then Kimmel runs down there and says, "Shut up." 1045 01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:47,986 Enjoy. 1046 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:57,082 Knoxville has prescription lotion, and that's all he uses. 1047 01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:59,080 And I got it. 1048 01:10:59,172 --> 01:11:01,663 But I got something else. 1049 01:11:01,799 --> 01:11:02,834 Horse cum. 1050 01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:07,843 From a horse, idiot. 1051 01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:10,922 Dude, did you get it directly from the horse? 1052 01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,678 I don't know. 1053 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,425 Pour some of that out. 1054 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,761 Yeah, pour some out. 1055 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:19,188 It reeks. That's fucking... 1056 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:21,690 All right, that's good, that's good. 1057 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:23,684 That is fucking disgusting, dude. 1058 01:11:26,491 --> 01:11:28,857 -Did you pour some out? -Yeah. 1059 01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:32,193 -Squeeze it. -Squeeze the ball. Squeeze it first, 1060 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:33,786 -and then stick it in. -I don't know. 1061 01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:35,363 -You're making a cum bubble. -Look at the cum. 1062 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:38,291 -I don't know. I'm stupid. -Dude, cum bubble? 1063 01:11:38,377 --> 01:11:40,117 Dude. 1064 01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:41,703 What are you doing? 1065 01:11:41,839 --> 01:11:43,625 What are you doing with your life? 1066 01:11:43,716 --> 01:11:45,047 Dude, I'm gonna throw up. 1067 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:46,795 -Here, switch. -Here, come on. Just... 1068 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:48,626 Come on. Put the fucking thing in the fucking thing. 1069 01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:50,382 -I'll do that part. -Just pour it in. 1070 01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:51,800 Yeah, just pour it in. 1071 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:53,722 Just pour it in. Make it a little... Let me see this. 1072 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:55,391 Look at it. It's sticky. 1073 01:11:57,814 --> 01:11:59,054 Gross. 1074 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:03,724 Look at it. 1075 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:06,022 It's stringy. 1076 01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:12,817 Watch. 1077 01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:20,325 Put it back in his car. 1078 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:22,751 Yeah, I'm gonna put it back in his car now. 1079 01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:26,831 That's why it's so stringy! 1080 01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:32,174 It's been that way for months. 1081 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:33,425 Dude. 1082 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:44,557 I'm sweating. 1083 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:52,774 They got me. 1084 01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:56,115 I was rubbing horse cum on my face for weeks. 1085 01:12:56,581 --> 01:12:59,948 And I knew one day, the consistency of my sunscreen had changed. 1086 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,200 It got super stringy. 1087 01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:06,379 Super stringy! And I thought it had just got so hot in the car. 1088 01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:10,879 But no, it wasn't because of the heat. It was horse cum. 1089 01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:15,721 Before we started filming, I had a dream 1090 01:13:15,808 --> 01:13:17,719 where we were on the set, 1091 01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:22,895 and we were drawing a dart board on my face with markers. 1092 01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:24,563 And then I woke up from the dream, and I was like, 1093 01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:26,481 "We've gotta throw darts at my face." 1094 01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:29,644 Knoxville and Tremaine said that they liked the idea 1095 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:34,649 only if somebody shot darts from their asshole through a blowgun. 1096 01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:39,995 I'm Steve-O, and this is Fart Darts. 1097 01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:04,687 That's good. 1098 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:23,364 That was in there. 1099 01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:25,287 -It's bleeding. -It's bleeding. 1100 01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:27,790 God! You are awesome. 1101 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,620 -Look how deep that went in. -Show the camera. 1102 01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:32,548 -Look how fucking deep that went. -Look at... Fucking... Look! 1103 01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:33,883 Good job, Will. 1104 01:14:35,388 --> 01:14:38,380 Knoxville's incredible nut shots, that occupied some time. 1105 01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:41,048 I figure, what, we filmed eight months? 1106 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:45,512 Two of them were incredible nut shots. 1107 01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:47,559 How many basketballs did we go through for this? 1108 01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:50,812 Probably about 200. 1109 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:54,316 Because first you wanted the women's basketball 1110 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,817 'cause you thought that was the perfect one. 1111 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:57,648 Well, for different shots, it's different. 1112 01:14:57,743 --> 01:15:00,405 If you gotta throw it a great distance, shooting with the women's basketball, 1113 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:03,738 -you can throw farther. -You got it down to a science. 1114 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,245 But it's true. When we first started doing it, we would just get 1115 01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:09,327 a bunch of different basketballs, and throw them. 1116 01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:12,255 But I realized that you need all the... 1117 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,502 Whatever thing you do, you need all the basketballs 1118 01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:17,505 the same size and the same pressure 1119 01:15:17,596 --> 01:15:20,338 because it's hard enough hitting someone from a great distance 1120 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:23,766 Or bouncing it. So, we tried to remove all the variables. 1121 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:28,017 And it would take anywhere from an hour to 13 1122 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:30,519 to just get one shot. 1123 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,032 Yes! 1124 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,590 Yeah! 1125 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:37,729 Yeah! 1126 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:18,023 Fuck that fucking shit. 1127 01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:25,777 Fuck that. 1128 01:18:27,286 --> 01:18:29,197 If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. 1129 01:18:29,288 --> 01:18:30,573 Yeah, I do. 1130 01:19:17,294 --> 01:19:18,329 Let go. 1131 01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:52,697 Fuck! 1132 01:20:33,954 --> 01:20:35,364 Oh, my goodness! 1133 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:36,662 Who put that there? 1134 01:20:36,915 --> 01:20:40,032 It's Spanish Street Bike Tommy. 1135 01:20:40,127 --> 01:20:43,244 Street Bike Tommy and Steve-O had a baby. 1136 01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:47,548 Steve-O and Street Bike Tommy had this baby right here. 1137 01:20:47,634 --> 01:20:48,669 He's cute. 1138 01:20:55,601 --> 01:20:57,262 I got shit all over my balls. 1139 01:20:57,603 --> 01:21:01,312 My balls are sitting in a little bowl of poo water. 1140 01:21:04,151 --> 01:21:05,982 Oh, God. I'm embarrassed. 1141 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:35,717 All right, this is piss from a female donkey in heat. 1142 01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:46,098 Why did you drink that? 1143 01:21:46,193 --> 01:21:47,524 Because I'm horny. 1144 01:21:49,530 --> 01:21:50,895 God! 1145 01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:57,952 I don't think you're getting the donkey hot, Steve-O. 1146 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,871 Dude, I don't even know what to complain about anymore. 1147 01:22:05,546 --> 01:22:08,959 My hand, my fucking chipped shoulder, 1148 01:22:09,049 --> 01:22:12,257 my broken ribs, my hurt-ass knee, which hurts like hell, 1149 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:14,630 and now a twisted fucking ankle. 1150 01:22:14,721 --> 01:22:16,803 I don't know what to complain about anymore. 1151 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,005 That sucked. 1152 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:27,723 Wait, you know what I forgot to do? 1153 01:22:27,901 --> 01:22:30,734 When we got into London, we actually, from the airport, 1154 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:34,234 we passed a town called Bicester. 1155 01:22:35,325 --> 01:22:37,156 Get your tongue out of my mouth! 1156 01:22:40,873 --> 01:22:42,738 It's so rough. It's like a cat's tongue. 1157 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:52,752 We'll have justice on three, two, one! 1158 01:22:55,888 --> 01:22:57,753 Oh, my God! 1159 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:04,806 Oh, God. Do not throw hard. 1160 01:23:13,530 --> 01:23:14,861 -That hurt! -Let's see that run back. 1161 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:16,813 That's what I was talking about. 1162 01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:27,707 Clear! 1163 01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:38,126 You're a fucking asshole.