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<i>I'm not sick.</i>

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<i>All this time
I didn't have cancer.</i>

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<i>I was lying.</i>

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<i>Everyone in their place!</i>

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<i>It goes on air!</i>

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<i>Voice-over on stand-by.</i>

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<i>In collaboration
with the Cure Foundation,</i>

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<i>Special Value Network
is pleased to present</i>to you

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<i>a very special weekend</i>

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<i>charity shopping.</i>

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<i>Extend a little.</i>

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<i>Every year, to 1.8 million Americans
cancer is diagnosed.</i>

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<i>We at SVN stand alongside those
who fight with courage,</i>

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<i>in particular our Joanna Gold.</i>

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I'm Joanna Gold,
a champion against cancer.

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Now it's time to...

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<i>Buy and fight cancer!</i>

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<i>Off the air.</i>

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Guys, I'm so sorry.

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Fuck you, Joanna.

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I Love That For You - Stagione 1
Episodio 8 - "Shop Cancer's Ass"

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Fucking cheater.

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<i>The Cure Foundation</i>

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<i>- and Special Value Network are pleased...</i>
- You have to get me out of this situation.

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Everyone hates her.

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<i>Charity shopping</i>

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<i>with your favorite SVN friends,</i>

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<i>like Beth Ann McGann,</i>

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<i>Perry St. James</i>

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<i>and Jackie Stilton appearing together
for the first time with Joanna Gold.</i>

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<i>And with the live appearance
of celebrity Ryan Philippe.</i>

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<i>Grab your wallet for incredibles
offers all weekend...</i>

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In the evening I returned home,

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I thought of you and prayed:
“Please God, I hope he recovers.”

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I was very worried about you.

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I feel so stupid.

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Oh, my God. No. It's not...

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People tune in and trust you.
Do you realize it?

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How can you do this to your fans?

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<i>Let's go on the air.
Ten seconds to live.</i>

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I can't believe it.

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I am very sorry.

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I feel like throwing up.

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<i>Five,</i>

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<i>four,</i>

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<i>three...</i>

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{\an8}<i>ON AIR</i>

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<i>Hello everyone.</i>

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<i>We're ready to have fun
for a just cause?</i>

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<i>I'm here with Joanna Gold.</i>

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<i>Joanna, you're not happy that they're together
tuning in everyone to help you?</i>

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Yes, of course yes, yes.

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I'll tell you something.

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<i>I am very grateful
of the opportunity to be here...</i>

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<i>With my dear friend Jackie Stilton</i>

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<i>which is the best of all.</i>

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Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

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If you don't know the line of pendants
Prince Charming of Canadian Pendants,

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a nice surprise awaits you.

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<i>Look at that sparkle.</i>

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<i>I'll show you some of my charms, okay?</i>

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<i>There are tragic and comic masks,</i>

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<i>the smoked salmon glazed bagel</i>

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<i>the spatula "Yes, all women".</i>

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<i>Joanna,</i>

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<i>It's great because today we have one
very special, the leukemia ribbon.</i>

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<i>What does it feel like, Joanna?
Think about your loyal viewers</i>

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<i>who support you by purchasing
these tapes against leukemia?</i>

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<i>- It's... yes. I'm metabolizing...
- What does it feel like? I'm very curious.</i>

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<i>- It's an important thing. I'm touched.
- I guess.</i>

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<i>This is the special edition
from the Friendship collection.</i>

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<i>Each of these pendants
it's the perfect gift</i>

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<i>for that dear friend who faced
ups and downs with you</i>

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<i>and who understands that you are not perfect,
but that you will always remain friends.</i>

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<i>Or you can buy them
as a little gift for yourself, if you want.</i>

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So, let me show you...

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I wanted to talk to you because I believe

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- that we are ready to...
- Okay, thanks.

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Discuss us and understand what we are.

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Treasure.

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- Yes?
- For me it's a no.

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- What?
- Here...

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I left my husband to be with you.

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- Oh, honey, no.
- <i>You are on the air.</i>

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- Hello!
- Here we are again, dears.

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Today we talk about purchases
for a good cause.

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<i>Prepare the kitchen
and repeat with me.</i>

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<i>- Crumbled cake!
- Tell us, Perry, what cake is it?</i>

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<i>I was just about to say that. It's about
of the simplest cake in the world.</i>

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<i>You don't have to mix or do anything,
throw everything directly into the pan.</i>

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<i>Here we have the springform pan
of the "Bellissimo for the best Cheff".</i>

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<i>It is a non-stick aluminum pan.</i>

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<i>For those who don't know the collection
"Beautiful for the best Cheff"...</i>

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<i>I correct you, darling.
It's not actually pronounced "cheff,"</i>

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<i>but "Cheff",</i>

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<i>why they were designed
by celebrity chef Daryl Cheff.</i>

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<i>It is not pronounced "sc".</i>

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<i>- Daryl Cheff.
- You also love when a man</i>

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<i>- can it explain how things work?
- Well, I just wanted...</i>

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- Are you okay?
- Shouldn't you be on a plane?

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Why leave
to pimp rich people

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who don't give a damn about me,
when can I do it here too?

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Thank you.

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Oh, my God. You're hugging me.

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Well...

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Now we hug.

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So...

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What do we make of Rachel Dolezal here?
Do we display it?

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No.

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Nobody will know.

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We would be accused of fraud

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by the Commission
Federal Communications Commission.

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Hey.

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Are you OK?

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Not exactly.

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White women fuck you.

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<i>Prepare the flour and sugar.</i>

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<i>First, let's break it down
the eggs directly into the pan.</i>

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<i>I like it to be a dairy-free dessert.</i>

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<i>Eggs are part of dairy, honey.</i>

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No, I'm not.

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It is an animal product.
It comes from dairy, honey.

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- Let's start with...
- Dairies come from cows.

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Wait a minute, Perry.
Do you think eggs come from cows?

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Eggs are a product
dairy. We're not joking.

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<i>I'm sure of it. I brought my children
on a farm and they explained it to us.</i>

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<i>How can you not know
the food pyramid?</i>

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<i>I think you want
just contradict me.</i>

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<i>That's not true.</i>

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- It is known that eggs are a dairy product.
- I'm not. Am I?

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<i>Can someone look it up, please?
Listen to me, the eggs...</i>

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<i>I'm L-A-T-I-C-I-N-I.</i>

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<i>Dairy products.</i>

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<i>- With one or two t? Listen...
- Look for him, check.</i>

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<i>I can't do it.</i>

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<i>- You make me exhausted.
- Switch to Philippe.</i>

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<i>We promised you
a special guest today.</i>

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<i>And we keep our promises.</i>

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<i>Here with us we have one of the men
most beautiful in Hollywood.</i>

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<i>Welcome
to our guest, Ryan Philippe.</i>

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<i>Maybe you know Ryan
in the guise of an actor</i>

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<i>an icon, a heartthrob</i>

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<i>but did you know that it is also
an extraordinary entrepreneur?</i>

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<i>Today he brought us his products.</i>

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<i>Ryan, tell us about what we have here.</i>

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Ryan Philippe's steaks.

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Ok, tell us more.

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What made you approach
to the world of red meat?

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Well... it's a funny story.

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Every time I go out to dinner,

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I order a steak.

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And then?

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That's all, it's fun.

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<i>Well, the boxes
They look beautiful.</i>

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<i>I would like to show you some
of the characteristics of the steaks.</i>

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<i>There are so many.</i>

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<i>First of all, the box. Imagine
to find this box at the door.</i>

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<i>Go home
and find a box of steaks.</i>

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<i>Need I say more?</i>

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<i>But you must open it immediately
because it is not refrigerated.</i>

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You were once a true inspiration
for me, Pat.

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Not just as a career woman,
but as a friend.

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I can't believe
that you are doing it.

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- What?
- What?

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Orchestrate this lie with Joanna
to sell more stuff.

168
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For the same reason
so you made me lie about Marty.

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Thank you sweetie.

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Okay. Stop for a moment.

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- No, stop for a moment.
- No, stop for a moment.

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Jackie, I didn't know
that he was lying about cancer.

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Seriously? Do you expect me to believe it?

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I don't know what the hell is true anymore,
but I know one thing.

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I know you're continuing the charade

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and you, Pat, are making a lot of money.
Don't pretend this isn't the case.

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<i>We're almost done
the pre-grilled tastings...</i>

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<i>- Which everyone loves.
- Exactly.</i>

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<i>But we still have it
some sirloin.</i>

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<i>And, as we say in my house,</i>

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<i>Ryan Philippe of the flesh is the prince.</i>

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I thought the accent was on the "e".

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Yes, but it wouldn't rhyme with "prince."

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Well...

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"Philippe" doesn't rhyme either.

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Okay.

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Philippe Ryan of the flesh is the sultan.

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<i>Your assistants prepared me...</i>

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<i>On how to pronounce your name.</i>

190
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<i>I'm sure it was "Phillippe",
but I could be wrong.</i>

191
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You're telling me how
do I have to say my name?

192
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<i>Move to the kitchen set.</i>

193
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<i>Where would it fit in...</i>

194
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<i>- In the shop?
- In... it's in...</i>

195
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<i>- No. Ok. It's not there.
- In the dairy sector.</i>

196
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<i>It's easy to make mistakes, but no.</i>

197
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It's actually not a dairy product
I checked. I have...

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You looked it up because you didn't know.
It all comes back now.

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<i>It is not a dairy product.</i>

200
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<i>So, Perry, what else do we wear?</i>

201
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Fuck.

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Move on to the final segment. Go, Donna.

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<i>From everyone at SVN</i>

204
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<i>and by the Cure Foundation,
Thanks for watching.</i>

205
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<i>Keep your wallets open because Joanna
Gold and Jackie Stilton are back</i>

206
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<i>with other business and a special announcement.</i>

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<i>Is Jackie coming?</i>

208
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<i>Jackie doesn't want to hang out with you.</i>

209
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<i>Good, excellent.</i>

210
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<i>You had everything. Now you have nothing left.</i>

211
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<i>Okay, let me show you these...</i>

212
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<i>If you don't have a bracelet
on which to put the pendant,</i>

213
00:10:01,598 --> 00:10:03,358
<i>you are lucky.</i>

214
00:10:03,368 --> 00:10:05,356
<i>The bracelet today</i>

215
00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:08,885
<i>It's a ten-carat Goldique, which is...</i>

216
00:10:08,895 --> 00:10:11,013
Here. You say I have too much stuff,

217
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so I delete that
which I don't care about. Here.

218
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It's yours.

219
00:10:16,645 --> 00:10:18,239
<i>You're purr-fetta</i>

220
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Don't leave.

221
00:10:22,584 --> 00:10:23,643
What?

222
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I have cancer.

223
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:32,597
What?

224
00:10:33,201 --> 00:10:34,366
No, you don't.

225
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,999
I know you think it's a lie because of...

226
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What's happening.

227
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But it's true, darling.

228
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No, you should have told me.
Why didn't you tell me?

229
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Pat.

230
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<i>Well, let's move on to the phone calls.</i>

231
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<i>The next caller is Shannon
from Cleveland, Ohio.</i>

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<i>Hey, it's where I grew up.</i>

233
00:11:00,469 --> 00:11:02,626
<i>Hi, Joanna.
I don't know if you remember me</i>

234
00:11:02,636 --> 00:11:05,133
<i>but I was your nurse
when you were sick as a child.</i>

235
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,612
<i>Do you remember when on my birthday
did you steal my biscuit cake?</i>

236
00:11:09,061 --> 00:11:10,795
Of course I remember.

237
00:11:10,805 --> 00:11:13,183
<i>You were a really nice guy,</i>

238
00:11:13,193 --> 00:11:16,408
<i>and we are all very sad
that the cancer has returned.</i>

239
00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:19,637
<i>All the nurses are buying
ribbon-shaped pendants to support you.</i>

240
00:11:20,869 --> 00:11:21,887
<i>Well...</i>

241
00:11:21,897 --> 00:11:25,223
<i>Thank you so much for your support,
Shannon,</i>

242
00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:26,391
<i>and...</i>

243
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,393
<i>And look how it captures the light...</i>

244
00:11:32,838 --> 00:11:33,979
<i>And I...</i>

245
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,309
<i>And I can't go on.</i>

246
00:11:37,483 --> 00:11:38,646
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

247
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,733
God...

248
00:11:39,743 --> 00:11:41,310
<i>I can't do it.</i>

249
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,600
The fact is that...

250
00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:47,110
<i>You have all been so good to me</i>

251
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,699
<i>and... you deserve the truth.</i>

252
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,099
<i>I don't have cancer.</i>

253
00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:58,479
I lied...

254
00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,737
About whether the cancer had returned.

255
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,518
I think I did it because...

256
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,705
Honestly, my first week here

257
00:12:08,715 --> 00:12:12,398
I got fired, and...
I just wanted not to lose my job.

258
00:12:13,014 --> 00:12:15,087
<i>I felt as if...</i>

259
00:12:15,097 --> 00:12:16,626
I wasn't enough.

260
00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:20,796
And this is...

261
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:23,021
A bad feeling.

262
00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:26,575
And I will donate...

263
00:12:27,031 --> 00:12:28,686
One hundred dollars

264
00:12:28,696 --> 00:12:30,472
to the Cure Foundation.

265
00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:33,301
- <i>You're not on the air. They cut you.</i>
- What?

266
00:12:34,489 --> 00:12:35,764
You're not on the air.

267
00:12:36,226 --> 00:12:37,815
And what's on?

268
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,266
<i>Remember, we have
the three steps, four steps</i>

269
00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:42,249
<i>and then the customizable steps.</i>

270
00:12:42,259 --> 00:12:43,891
When did they cut me?

271
00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:48,664
Patricia did it before I sabotaged it
the internet with your cancer bullshit.

272
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,183
<i>Hurry up, people.</i>

273
00:13:04,193 --> 00:13:05,338
<i>Get a move on</i>

274
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:07,488
<i>and take an animal ladder.</i>

275
00:13:10,044 --> 00:13:11,271
<i>ON AIR</i>

276
00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:12,471
<i>Good evening.</i>

277
00:13:13,744 --> 00:13:15,992
<i>For those who don't read Forbes,</i>

278
00:13:16,549 --> 00:13:18,047
<i>I'm Patricia Cochran,</i>

279
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founder and CEO

280
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of Special Value Network.

281
00:13:23,849 --> 00:13:28,570
I would like to apologize for the momentary
interruption that has just occurred,

282
00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:30,563
and I assure you

283
00:13:30,573 --> 00:13:33,554
than Prince Charming pendants
of Canadian Charms

284
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,337
remain available.

285
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:38,383
I want to thank each and every one of you

286
00:13:38,393 --> 00:13:42,345
for participating
at the SVN charity weekend,

287
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,446
to support a cause...

288
00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:47,974
Near and dear to all of us.

289
00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:52,716
<i>It happened to me too recently
diagnosed with breast cancer.</i>

290
00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:55,989
I didn't share
this information publicly

291
00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:59,875
<i>for fear of repercussions
on international stock markets.</i>

292
00:13:59,885 --> 00:14:04,471
But I understood that there is strength
in sharing our stories.

293
00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:06,101
<i>But I understand...</i>

294
00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:08,689
<i>That there is strength</i>

295
00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:10,874
<i>in sharing our stories.</i>

296
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:14,955
And it doesn't matter what we say to each other
about how strong we are...

297
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,853
<i>And it doesn't matter what we say to each other</i>

298
00:14:16,863 --> 00:14:19,039
<i>- about how strong we are...
- We need each other.</i>

299
00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,262
<i>We need each other.</i>

300
00:14:20,272 --> 00:14:22,956
And I know that no one will think badly of me...

301
00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:25,756
<i>- And I know that no one will think badly of me...
- If I ask for help.</i>

302
00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,857
- If I ask for help.
- Because it's not for weak people

303
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,508
- tell the truth.
- Because it's not weak to tell the truth.

304
00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:32,647
- It's brave.
- It's brave.

305
00:14:32,657 --> 00:14:34,265
And I want you to know

306
00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:36,000
that I love you.

307
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,529
And I want you to know
that I love you.

308
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,413
<i>To those who are at home</i>

309
00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:47,512
<i>and who supported us,</i>

310
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:51,578
<i>We love you. So, let's be brave</i>

311
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,406
<i>let's unite,</i>

312
00:14:54,207 --> 00:14:55,397
<i>and let's shop.</i>

313
00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:57,561
<i>And next week,</i>

314
00:14:57,571 --> 00:15:00,975
<i>Jackie Stilton will be back
with "Bellissima te",</i>

315
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:06,176
<i>with an exclusive line
of surprising and spiritual accessories,</i>

316
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,854
<i>the "Crystal Friends".</i>

317
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,841
<i>You certainly won't want to miss them.</i>

318
00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,429
<i>- Thank you.
- Camera 4.</i>

319
00:15:14,439 --> 00:15:17,183
<i>Here's a little tribute to all of you,
cancer patients at home.</i>

320
00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:18,434
<i>Shoulder, Ashley.</i>

321
00:15:18,444 --> 00:15:23,099
-
-

322
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323
00:15:26,332 --> 00:15:30,221


324
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325
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326
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327
00:15:39,211 --> 00:15:43,112


328
00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:44,549
-
- What is it?

329
00:15:44,559 --> 00:15:46,212


330
00:15:46,222 --> 00:15:48,648
-
- It's a beautiful song.

331
00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:51,661



332
00:15:51,671 --> 00:15:54,611


333
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,684


334
00:16:06,711 --> 00:16:08,441
Oh, God...

335
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,529
I don't want to talk to you.

336
00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:13,373
You want me to carry you
your heavy blanket?

337
00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:17,252
Are you a sociopath?

338
00:16:18,495 --> 00:16:20,068
I am very sorry.

339
00:16:20,698 --> 00:16:21,726
And...

340
00:16:22,389 --> 00:16:24,328
I truly love you.

341
00:16:25,488 --> 00:16:27,086
For what it's worth...

342
00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:29,811
One of the things I love most about you

343
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,926
it's that you make me feel...

344
00:16:33,053 --> 00:16:35,991
A beautiful woman, and not just a...

345
00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:37,990
Girl with cancer.

346
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,789
Because you're not a girl with cancer.

347
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,027
You don't have it.

348
00:16:46,303 --> 00:16:48,730
I love you, okay? That's real.

349
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,859
Joanna, you can't come and tell me:

350
00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:53,474
"I lied, I don't have cancer,
but I love you."

351
00:16:53,484 --> 00:16:54,667
Okay?

352
00:16:54,677 --> 00:16:55,781
You lied.

353
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:57,248
Nothing is real.

354
00:16:57,258 --> 00:16:59,213
Was nothing real?

355
00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:17,583
HI.

356
00:17:18,461 --> 00:17:19,489
HI.

357
00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:23,481
I'd like to meet Patricia, and...

358
00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:25,968
I know I have to ask you.

359
00:17:28,138 --> 00:17:30,507
Yes please. I appreciate it. I'll tell him.

360
00:17:34,027 --> 00:17:35,394
I understand why you did it.

361
00:17:36,696 --> 00:17:39,586
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I think he screwed up big time.

362
00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:40,607
But...

363
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,478
I understand it.

364
00:17:43,098 --> 00:17:44,514
Thank you, Darcy.

365
00:17:44,524 --> 00:17:46,263
If you need a job, or anything,

366
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:50,361
I know the casting director who
puts people on Taxi TV to talk

367
00:17:50,371 --> 00:17:52,797
of pizzerias and stuff like that,
which is...

368
00:17:52,807 --> 00:17:55,463
Perfect for your skills.
Let me know.

369
00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:57,237
Okay.

370
00:17:57,552 --> 00:17:58,596
Thank you.

371
00:18:00,784 --> 00:18:01,811
Okay.

372
00:18:07,055 --> 00:18:08,822
<i>GO TO HELL, JOANNA</i>

373
00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:30,984
You broke my heart.

374
00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:45,526
<i>Find your way</i>

375
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:52,890
I know I'm about to get fired.

376
00:18:53,818 --> 00:18:55,215
And, for this...

377
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:59,552
I wanted to submit my resignation.

378
00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:02,808
Whether I work here or not...

379
00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:04,227
I'm here for you.

380
00:19:05,536 --> 00:19:06,547
And...

381
00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:09,804
I think you should get treatment.

382
00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:11,600
Thanks for everything you've done,

383
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,776
for bringing your doctor here,
etc.

384
00:19:16,295 --> 00:19:17,507
That was my father.

385
00:19:18,269 --> 00:19:20,059
You're really out of your mind.

386
00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:22,327
I know.

387
00:19:24,153 --> 00:19:27,771
Hey, I was wondering if you could
write a letter

388
00:19:27,781 --> 00:19:29,634
saying you fired me
due to overstaffing?

389
00:19:30,176 --> 00:19:32,338
It would be of great help to me...

390
00:19:32,348 --> 00:19:35,713
COBRA eligibility, et cetera.

391
00:19:35,723 --> 00:19:37,198
Christ, Joanna.

392
00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:40,144
You know how to sell anything.

393
00:19:40,154 --> 00:19:42,909
I've never met someone like you.

394
00:19:46,507 --> 00:19:47,899
Well, goodbye.

395
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,236
It really...

396
00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:53,442
- Liked it...
- Don't talk.

397
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:56,570
I'll talk.

398
00:19:58,065 --> 00:20:01,686
You fucking lied to me.

399
00:20:08,497 --> 00:20:10,959
And I think that bullshit
it was brilliant.

400
00:20:13,238 --> 00:20:17,531
Don't ever mess with me again
or with my money.

401
00:20:18,575 --> 00:20:19,602
Already.

402
00:20:22,008 --> 00:20:23,321
Now listen to me.

403
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:26,590
Here's how things will go...

404
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,428
Many of you are aware
of my struggle

405
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,637
against cancer.

406
00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:34,750
I'm so excited

407
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,898
to share with all of you

408
00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:38,343
that I...

409
00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,173
I'm healed.

410
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,230
I no longer have...

411
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,284
Cancer.

412
00:20:44,732 --> 00:20:46,130
Not anymore.

413
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,246
He's gone.

414
00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:22,095
<i>I'm not sick.</i>

415
00:21:22,839 --> 00:21:25,440
<i>All this time
I didn't have cancer.</i>

416
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,243
<i>I was lying.</i>

417
00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:32,507
Thank you, darling.

418
00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:38,856
Mrs. Cochran.

419
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,379
She was very good.

420
00:21:41,389 --> 00:21:42,830
I'll come back later to see how he's doing.

421
00:21:46,690 --> 00:21:47,735
Jackie,

422
00:21:49,011 --> 00:21:50,823
you brought me flowers.

423
00:21:51,921 --> 00:21:53,614
Old pussy.

424
00:21:55,161 --> 00:21:57,397
I'm actually from your son.

425
00:21:57,407 --> 00:21:58,612
I told him.

426
00:22:03,664 --> 00:22:05,777
<i>And speaking of well-being,</i>

427
00:22:06,086 --> 00:22:10,416
<i>I want to tell you about some of these
extraordinary luxury products</i>

428
00:22:10,426 --> 00:22:11,748
<i>from the "By Joan" line.</i>

429
00:22:11,758 --> 00:22:13,056
<i>First of all,</i>

430
00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:15,924
<i>I want to show you my dye.</i>

431
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:18,893
I remind you all
"By Joan" products

432
00:22:18,903 --> 00:22:20,613
are available on our app,

433
00:22:20,623 --> 00:22:23,231
by calling the switchboard or
by connecting to our site.

434
00:22:23,641 --> 00:22:26,940
Thank you so much for being with us
and see you next time.

435
00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:28,583
<i>Off the air.</i>

436
00:22:36,331 --> 00:22:37,551
I apologize.

437
00:22:38,209 --> 00:22:40,526
I could have your attention

438
00:22:40,536 --> 00:22:42,050
a moment?

439
00:22:46,493 --> 00:22:49,932
I know this whole situation makes you cum

440
00:22:49,942 --> 00:22:52,214
diarrhea to all of you,

441
00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,923
but I want you to know

442
00:22:55,672 --> 00:22:58,585
which gives me diarrhea too.

443
00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:02,773
I'm really, really sorry.

444
00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:05,265
<i>- Who cares.
- Yes, ok.</i>

445
00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:29,702
The bitch said.

446
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:47,009
Oh, my God.

447
00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:51,635
Listen, I know they all hate me,

448
00:23:51,645 --> 00:23:52,940
and I accept it.

449
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,054
What I don't accept...

450
00:23:55,064 --> 00:23:58,476
It's that you hate me
and no longer be friends.

451
00:24:01,248 --> 00:24:04,011
What do you want to do with it, Joanna,
we are no longer friends.

452
00:24:04,021 --> 00:24:06,482
Well, I hate to tell you,

453
00:24:06,492 --> 00:24:08,088
but I know you still love me.

454
00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,735
Well, I don't know if you noticed,

455
00:24:09,745 --> 00:24:12,754
but loving oneself is demonstrated,
and you didn't show it to me.

456
00:24:12,764 --> 00:24:13,936
Well,

457
00:24:13,946 --> 00:24:15,152
I will.

458
00:24:15,713 --> 00:24:18,719
I'll do everything I can.

459
00:24:19,882 --> 00:24:21,555
I don't even know where to start.

460
00:24:21,565 --> 00:24:24,357
It's not a situation that
it can be fixed overnight.

461
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,949
Repair this mess
It's going to be a feat, Joanna.

462
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:27,983
Well,

463
00:24:28,372 --> 00:24:29,487
it's perfect.

464
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:31,901
I love businesses.

465
00:24:31,911 --> 00:24:33,988
I will be angry for a long time.

466
00:24:33,998 --> 00:24:36,927
I need it to be granted to me
to be angry for a long time.

467
00:24:36,937 --> 00:24:40,031
- Absolutely.
- This is therapy material, Joanna.

468
00:24:40,041 --> 00:24:43,335
Heavy therapy, you and me,
more than once a week.

469
00:24:44,258 --> 00:24:45,831
My insurance
has a large deductible,

470
00:24:45,841 --> 00:24:47,855
so you'll have to put it on
at your expense.

471
00:24:47,865 --> 00:24:50,848
Yes. Excellent. The insurance
it's not a problem.

472
00:24:51,525 --> 00:24:53,150
I want your coffee syrups.

473
00:24:53,570 --> 00:24:54,837
Everyone?

474
00:24:54,847 --> 00:24:55,852
Yes.

475
00:24:57,337 --> 00:25:00,260
Agreed. Get everyone
coffee syrups.

476
00:25:04,682 --> 00:25:06,608
I miss you so much.

477
00:25:09,785 --> 00:25:11,889
I miss you so much too.

478
00:25:20,317 --> 00:25:22,822
But how do I know you'll make it?

479
00:25:25,206 --> 00:25:27,226
Because I'll prove it to you.

480
00:25:28,824 --> 00:25:30,330
Fuck, Joanna.

481
00:25:40,150 --> 00:25:42,573
I tried it, but it looks better on you.

482
00:26:03,314 --> 00:26:05,221
- Ready?
<i>- Joanna Gold?</i>

483
00:26:05,756 --> 00:26:09,188
- Who am I talking to?
<i>- I'm calling you from Leslie Dean LaFarge,</i>

484
00:26:09,198 --> 00:26:12,011
<i>president and CEO
of the Home Shopping Network channel.</i>

485
00:26:12,491 --> 00:26:15,370
- HSN.
<i>- Leslie is a big fan of yours,</i>

486
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:18,403
<i>and would like to meet you to discuss
of a potential opportunity</i>

487
00:26:18,413 --> 00:26:21,264
<i>to run his own program
on our network.</i>

488
00:26:21,274 --> 00:26:23,405
- My program?
<i>- Yes.</i>

489
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,616
<i>Are you interested?</i>

490
00:26:27,577 --> 00:26:28,590
Yes.

491
00:26:29,871 --> 00:26:33,893
Translation: Alshati, poppiludo, Egher,
paolag75, Onionring, BettinaStinson

492
00:26:33,903 --> 00:26:35,928
Review: PotionFlame

493
00:26:35,938 --> 00:26:38,037


494
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