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{\an5}*** Subtitles by dylux ***
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(Narrator) This is a story
about a man named Damien.
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Damien had it all.
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Wealth, sex, power.
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Because he was also an arsehole.
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- Oh good, you're up.
- (Softly) Hey.
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I'll get to say goodbye.
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("The Man" by The Killers playing)
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Last night was incredible.
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- (Woman) It was. (Chuckles softly)
- I ordered you breakfast.
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I didn't know what you wanted,
so I got you one of everything.
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Housekeeping are
dry-cleaning your dress.
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But in case you wanted to go home
in something more discreet,
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I got you a new outfit.
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The receipt's in the bag.
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(Woman chuckles) Wow.
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Anything for the woman
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who took my virginity.
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♪ You can't break me down ♪
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♪ I got gas in the tank ♪
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♪ I got money in the bank... ♪
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(Narrator) As we know, in this world,
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it's often the very worst people
who seem to have it all.
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(Damien) So this is what being
the CEO of Guinness gets you.
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- Does he own the whole island?
- (Man 1 chuckles) Only the good parts.
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Louis is an old friend from Oxford.
He always does business this way.
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Surrounded by beauty,
if you know what I mean. (Chuckles)
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(Narrator) But don't worry.
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Damien is about to get
exactly what he deserves.
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(Club thwacks ball)
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So, the board are on to me
about "female representation"...
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Uh-huh.
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...when they discovered
that Atlas doesn't have
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a single creative director who is a woman.
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(Scoffs) Why the hell should that matter?
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Well, I was told
we need to look elsewhere.
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(Man 1) What?
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- Sorry, Fred.
- Come on.
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You mean to tell me
that you brought us all the way out here
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just to fire us, huh?
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Yeah, well, I think a man
should do these things face-to-face.
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I'm sorry, but it is out of my hands.
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- (Fred) Louis, I--
- No, I... I don't know what to tell them.
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(Damien) I do.
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Your information is out of date.
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(Club thwacks ball)
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We just promoted the most incredible woman
to creative director last week.
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And not for the optics,
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but because she's
the best person for the job.
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Feminism is not a numbers game for Atlas.
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- Mm.
- (Damien) Tell that to your board.
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- (Louis) Hm.
- (Club thwacks ball)
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(Fred) So tell me, who is this new female
we appointed last week?
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- Oh, sorry. Did I say last week?
- Mm-hmm.
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I meant this afternoon.
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The time difference always gets me.
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You clever bastard.
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(Both laughing)
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- Well, now listen.
- Hm?
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Between you and me,
I'm thinking of retiring next year,
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but I've already
floated your name past the board.
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So, as far as I'm concerned,
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you're the next CEO of the Atlas Agency.
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You ready for that?
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("Pony" by Ginuwine playing)
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(Chuckling) Stupid question.
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
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(Woman on phone) Hello, Atlas Agency.
Damien Sachs' office.
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Ruby, I've got
a high-priority project for you.
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Okay, I've checked with HR,
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and you cannot legally make me break up
with one of your girlfriends again.
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(Damien) No, no. I would never ask you
to do that. You were crap at it last time.
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I need you to compile me
a list of female creatives
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so that I can promote one.
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Okay. So you want me to categorize
our employees for a promotion
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based on gender and/or race?
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- (Typing)
- (Damien) No. Just on gender.
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And don't write that down
in your document.
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(Ruby) Mm-hmm.
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So who've we got?
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- (Ruby) We've got Alexandra Fox.
- Perfect.
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Set up a meeting
so I can give her the good news.
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Do you even know who she is?
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- (Elevator dings)
- (Ruby) I was just going alphabetically.
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(Damien) Ruby, honestly.
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Oh, and move my flight to tomorrow.
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I've just identified
three very strong candidates
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for a few other positions. (Clicks tongue)
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(Ruby) You are so predictable.
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Thank you.
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- Uh, Alex.
- Yes.
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Some of the other junior creatives
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are meeting up later
at the pub for happy hour, and, uh...
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(Alex) Oh, wow. Thanks.
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But I think my happy hour days
might be long behind me. (Chuckles)
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Oh, I wasn't inviting you. I was just, uh,
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hoping if we left a little early,
you could finish up uploading
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the images for the Morris campaign.
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Yes, absolutely. Yeah, I'm on it.
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(Man) Great.
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(Exhales nervously)
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- (Ruby) Alex.
- Oh, Ruby, you look nice.
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Just to let you know,
Damien would like to meet with you
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tomorrow at 9 a.m. sharp.
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- Oh, no. Is something wrong?
- No, actually, the opposite.
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(Munching)
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- A pro-- A promotion?
- Mm-hmm.
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(Chuckles) So he liked the presentation
I sent on the Guinness campaign.
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(Gasps) I know it's not my account,
and I didn't want to overstep,
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but I had a feeling
he might respond to it.
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Yep, that is why.
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- (Softly) Wow.
- (Gasps, laughs)
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Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Sorry.
I know I've only been here 20 years,
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and I don't regret taking time off
to raise my child at all,
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but it has been hard coming back,
and everyone being so young,
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just with so much energy.
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So I'm just feeling proud of myself.
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(Voice breaking) And, um, I'm excited,
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and I... I can't believe
that I'm crying at work.
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Okay, you absolutely should not do that
in front of anyone else.
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- No, I won't.
- (Ruby) Yeah.
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- Baby gherkin?
- (Breathes anxiously, softly) Yes.
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(Exhales)
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(Inhales, laughs)
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(Damien) Hi, Mum.
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What? Of course I haven't forgotten.
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Happy birthday.
Yeah, I'm in the car right now.
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Yeah, I flew back specially.
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Um...
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Yeah, I have got you a present.
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(Motor revving)
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Ruby, remind me what I bought my mother.
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(Ruby) You are a terrible son.
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- Got you. I did!
- (Boy 1) No, you didn't! You're dead!
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- (Boy 2) You're dead.
- (Boy 1) You missed!
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(Both) Uncle Damien!
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- Hi, boys.
- (Boy 1) Pew!
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(Boys) You're dead.
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- (Boy 1) Watch my dance.
- Watch mine.
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(Thuds)
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Ow!
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I didn't touch him!
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(Boy 2) Yes, you did!
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- No, I didn't.
- Chris!
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I think your boys need you.
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Sunny!
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(Sunny) Coming.
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- What did you do to him?
- Sunny. You look...
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- (Sunny) Careful.
- ...wonderful.
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Save the fake compliments
for your conquests.
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Hey, Dad.
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Oh! You've been
getting some sun, haven't you?
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Don't it look like
he's been getting some sun, Chris?
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Not really.
Looks the same as he always does.
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- Where's Mum?
- Where do you think?
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- Okay.
- Do us a favor.
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- (Damien) Hm?
- Let her know we need more beer.
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- And for me, Damien, mate.
- (Damien) Hi, Mummy.
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(Excitedly) Oh!
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- Sweetheart. You made it.
- (Damien kisses)
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- Of course. Happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you.
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(Gasps) This looks so lovely.
Oh, thank you.
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(Kisses)
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You look sad.
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- Well, I'm not sad.
- (Chuckling) Oh...
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- I'm actually extremely happy.
- Are you?
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- I've got some very good news, Mummy.
- Mm-hmm?
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- Your little boy...
- Yeah?
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...is going to be
the next CEO of the Atlas Agency.
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- (Gasps) Oh!
- (Chuckles)
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And no one to share it with.
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No, I've got
plenty of people to share it with.
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In fact, I shared it with six women
just this last weekend.
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- (Gasps, chuckles) Oh, you naughty boy.
- (Damien chuckles)
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Six in a weekend?
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- Yeah.
- Right, service, please.
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- (Damien) Can I take that?
- No, no, no. You must be exhausted.
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- I am.
- Christopher.
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Sunny, your mum needs you in the kitchen!
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(Young woman) "Guinness.
Love takes time, but it's worth it."
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Well, your presentation's
actually really good.
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- (Tablet clatters)
- Wow, thanks, darling.
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I don't know
if I should be touched or offended.
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Maybe we could celebrate
by getting me an iPhone.
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An iPhone? I think new phones
are your father's domain.
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Well, yeah, but now
he spends all his money on Tina.
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- (Dishes clatter)
- On Tina? What happened to Rebecca?
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She turned 30.
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Oh, well, poor thing.
Well, it happens to the best of us.
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- You think you'll get a new office?
- A new... (Chuckles) No. No.
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No, I haven't earned that yet.
And I... I like where I am. I like my desk.
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It's good to be in the center of things.
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- You always do that.
- (Alex) Do what?
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Act like you don't deserve anything.
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No, I don't.
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Yeah, you do.
You need to stand up for yourself.
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- (Tableware clattering)
- I do stand up for myself.
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(Sarcastically) Sure you do.
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Anyway, I think it's great.
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Thank you.
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I'm excited. (Chuckles nervously)
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(Breathes deeply)
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I'll get that quote off to you,
all right? See you soon.
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Oh, hi.
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Hello.
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After you.
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Please. Ladies first.
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(Exhales)
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So you like my presentation?
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Mmm.
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- I do.
- I'm glad. I put a lot of work in.
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Clearly.
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I'm looking forward to
a position under you.
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- (Damien) Okay.
- (Laughs)
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I'm ready to do whatever you want.
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Are you now?
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- And... Or if you prefer...
- (Elevator dings)
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- I can take the lead.
- Whatever happened to playing hard to get?
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(Female automated voice)
Welcome to Atlas.
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- (Alex) Sorry?
- Felicity, at long last. We're reunited.
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Did you miss me?
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Welcome back, Damien.
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Oh, when are we gonna
give up this ridiculous charade
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and run away together? Hm?
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- And lose my post of 23 years?
- (Damien) Mm.
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- The place would be a shambles. (Laughs)
- (Damien) Well...
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I respect your dedication,
but I will have you some day.
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- Yes, I will. I will.
- (Laughing) Oh, stop. No.
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- Damien.
- (Damien) Hello.
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- I've just heard from Guinness.
- And?
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Your strategy worked a charm.
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- (Exhales sharply)
- That's my boy.
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- Well, I learned from the best. Thank you.
- (Laughs) Good morning, Felicity.
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Morning, sir.
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(Flirtatiously) Mmm. Competition.
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("Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
by Rod Stewart playing)
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- Oh, look.
- (Woman) Uh-oh.
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- (Damien) Excuse me.
- Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...
240
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:34,125
Glenda, how is it that you are so small,
yet you're always in the way?
241
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,208
I have no idea. It's a mystery, sir.
242
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:37,875
- Now move.
- (Glenda) Yes, sir.
243
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,958
You survived the weekend, then? (Laughs)
244
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:45,000
Mmm. Good morning.
245
00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:47,916
Good to have you back, Damien.
246
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,041
Ruby, you've become such a good liar.
I'm very proud of you.
247
00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,625
- Alex is ready for you.
- Hm?
248
00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,791
- Alex Fox.
- (Damien) Who?
249
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:58,666
- (Ruby) The woman you just promoted.
- Ah, yeah. Of course, send her in.
250
00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:00,500
Thank you.
251
00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,875
♪ Now we're all alone... ♪
252
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,958
(Music warps, fades out)
253
00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,750
Ah. Alex.
254
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,166
Oh. I thought... I thought maybe
you hadn't realized who I was.
255
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,541
(Snorts) Ridiculous.
256
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,833
Do you know that
I actually handpicked you myself?
257
00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:18,791
Congratulations. I'll see you
in the morning creative meeting?
258
00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:22,041
- (Gasps) Absolutely.
- (Damien) I'm excited about this.
259
00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:23,458
(Alex) Thank you.
260
00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,625
(Ruby) Please tell me
you didn't hit on her.
261
00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:28,625
Ruby, that's actually
really, really offensive.
262
00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:30,291
She's 20 years too old for me.
263
00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:34,041
Guinness want to increase
their female market share.
264
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:37,000
So we'll need
a new product name and campaign.
265
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:40,500
And talking of women, we have a new one.
266
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:44,791
This is our
new creative director, Alex, um...
267
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,958
Uh... Um...
268
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,125
Fox.
269
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,250
Correct.
270
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,958
And she's gonna be
running point on this pitch with me.
271
00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:54,458
Wow, thank you.
272
00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:56,583
- I wanted to say--
- (Damien) Right. Let's get into it.
273
00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:59,208
- Product name and ideas. Let's go.
- (Man 1) Guinness Pink.
274
00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:01,041
- (Damien) Mm.
- Guinness Femme.
275
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,333
Guinness Girl.
276
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:04,666
(Damien) Love it. Immediately,
women know this is for them.
277
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,166
Above all, women
just want to feel heard, right?
278
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,416
I think they want to be heard.
279
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,916
- That's the same thing. It's what I said.
- (Men laughing)
280
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,208
- The research shows--
- (Damien) What do you think, Austin?
281
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,583
(Austin) Okay, there's this girl.
282
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,041
- Incredibly fit.
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:18,833
She takes a Guinness,
takes a swig, gives her a foam mustache.
284
00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,875
Tagline, "Can't grow a mustache."
285
00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:22,583
"Well, Guinness Girl's got you."
286
00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:24,791
'Cause girls can't grow mustaches,
can they?
287
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,541
- (Damien) Yeah, thank God.
- (Men laughing)
288
00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:29,083
They... They wanted us
to target women, not... not girls.
289
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,541
- I've got one. The St. Pauli Girl, right?
- (Damien) From the beer. The German.
290
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,083
- With the Golden Globes, my guide.
- (Men laughing)
291
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,208
Heil Titler.
292
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:39,916
- (Laughing)
- So we create our own Guinness Girl.
293
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,541
- Oh.
- (Man 2) But she's so much hotter.
294
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,875
And not Germanic.
295
00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:44,583
- And they make out.
- (Damien) That's good.
296
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:47,166
And then she and the, uh...
the St. Pauli Girl have a pub fight,
297
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,583
and there's Guinness,
and foam, and mustache, and--
298
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,500
Do we want
to tie alcohol to violence, though?
299
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,500
They're fighting. It's skin on skin.
They're ripping each other's clothes--
300
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,125
- (Damien) Yeah, but hold on.
- And it's--
301
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,083
Are we sure we wanna tie
alcohol to violence, though?
302
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,541
- That's smart.
- So true.
303
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,791
- You're right. We... That's valid.
- (Damien) Wait, I got it. This is the one.
304
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:09,083
Two women walk into a pub.
We're shooting them from behind.
305
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,666
And then the camera comes around,
and we reveal
306
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,750
it's actually two blokes dressed as women.
307
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,708
- And they're making out.
- No, that's inappropriate, Alex.
308
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,041
I'm in the middle of an idea,
309
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,000
but it's good to have you in the room.
I appreciate it.
310
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:23,708
Anyway, so these blokes go to the bar,
311
00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:26,958
and they order,
"Two Guinness Girls, please."
312
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,500
So it's like women,
but we know they're blokes.
313
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,916
- (Laughing)
- (Damien) And then comes the tag.
314
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:38,625
"Guinness Girl. It's so good,
it makes men wish they were women."
315
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,666
- (Gasping in awe)
- I love that idea.
316
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,458
- Oh, that's good.
- (Man 3) I love that. It's...
317
00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:46,041
- (Damien) It's feminist.
- (Man 2 laughs) That's epic. That's epic.
318
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,416
Alex, thoughts?
319
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,083
It's...
320
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,000
incredible.
321
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,291
Thank you. It's great
to have you in the room.
322
00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,125
- Hey.
- Hey.
323
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,333
I thought I was running point
on the Guinness pitch.
324
00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:02,916
Oh. Yeah, yeah, you are.
325
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:04,666
Just need the new girl
326
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,541
to cover ourselves
in their female perspective, right?
327
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:10,000
- Got it? All good.
- (Austin) Yeah, got it. Yeah.
328
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,375
- Hi there.
- Hi.
329
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:14,291
You should know
330
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,458
the "female perspective"
just heard all of that.
331
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,000
(Scoffs)
332
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,333
Okay.
333
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:25,166
As in, I just heard you say
that I'm only here for the optics.
334
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:26,583
Mm.
335
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,750
Well, you must have already
realized that to some degree. Mm?
336
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:33,333
No, I didn't, because I'm good at this,
and I deserve the job.
337
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:34,666
- And--
- Time of the month?
338
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,625
- (Austin snickers)
- What? What did you say?
339
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:41,875
Look, you got a free promotion
for being a woman.
340
00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,791
Just accept that you have it easy.
341
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:47,458
- (Sighs) Sorry, you think I have it easy?
- (Damien) Easier than I do.
342
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:50,708
Nobody wants to have
a straight male in power anymore.
343
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:54,041
I have to be 100 times better
than any other candidate.
344
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:57,208
- The undeniable best.
- Oh, this isn't a joke.
345
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,916
- You're... You're being serious.
- (Damien) Yeah, the world has changed.
346
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,666
It's got much better for you
and much worse for me.
347
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,750
Because you have to pretend
you're not a misogynist?
348
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:07,333
There it is, the M word.
349
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,833
The go-to scapegoat
for everything that's wrong, right?
350
00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:13,041
- You think that's the problem?
- (Damien) Mm-hmm.
351
00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:14,791
I've got news for you.
352
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,583
Please tell.
353
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,958
The problem is you.
354
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,208
(Damien) Oh, really?
355
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:23,333
Well, unfortunately for you,
I'm not going anywhere.
356
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,333
- In fact-- Uh...
- (Glenda) Uh-oh.
357
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,833
- Move.
- (Glenda) Uh.
358
00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:30,041
In fact, sooner rather than later,
I'm gonna be running this place.
359
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:33,833
So if you've got an issue with that,
then perhaps you should leave.
360
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:35,500
Okay, then.
361
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,041
(Belongings rustle)
362
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:37,958
I quit.
363
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,625
(Scoffs) You what?
364
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,708
Have a smashing life. Good luck.
365
00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:45,666
You know what, I will have
a great life, thanks,
366
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,666
because, unlike you, I'm a good person.
367
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:48,958
(Laughing sarcastically)
368
00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:51,583
(Exhales forcefully)
369
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,541
So sorry you couldn't handle the job.
370
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,125
- Oh, God.
- Your emotions got in the way.
371
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,666
I'm the one who gave you
an incredible opportunity,
372
00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,958
and you just throw it all away.
373
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:03,041
I have ideas, good ones,
maybe even great,
374
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,166
but you won't listen.
375
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,875
You know, I'm not
some blow-up doll
376
00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:09,125
that you can wheel out to your meetings
to prove you're evolved.
377
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,833
Don't knock blow-up dolls.
They last longer than you have.
378
00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:14,291
This is exactly why women don't move up.
379
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,333
You're all far too sensitive.
380
00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:19,791
It's called empathy.
You should try it sometime.
381
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,416
- Oh, by the way--
- Hey.
382
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,750
- (Damien) You're fire--
- (Clangs, echoes)
383
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,208
('Walk On The Wild Side"
by Lou Reed playing)
384
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,083
(Faint female voice) Open your eyes.
385
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,458
There you go. Open your eyes.
386
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,083
(Wings flutter)
387
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,041
(Pigeon coos)
388
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,083
(Voice clears) Can you tell us
what happened, love?
389
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,875
- Are you hurt?
- I just hit my head. I'm okay.
390
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,333
(Woman 1) You on any medication?
391
00:16:58,416 --> 00:16:59,666
- The pill?
- The pill?
392
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,166
Side effects can be intense.
Some men can't handle it.
393
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,583
Just need to get back to work.
394
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,375
(Woman 2) Is it close by?
We can escort you.
395
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,458
- No, it's just there, I'll be fine.
- (Woman 2) Okay.
396
00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,083
Make sure you get some ice
on that, yeah?
397
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,416
Yeah, look after
that pretty face, all right?
398
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,500
(Music continues)
399
00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:16,958
You will never get out of here.
400
00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:19,541
Never getting out of here.
401
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:20,958
(Elevator dings)
402
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,333
(Male automated voice) Welcome to Atlas.
403
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:25,250
(Damien sighs)
404
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,708
- (Telephone ringing in the background)
- (Damien groans)
405
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,208
Damien, are you okay?
What are you wearing?
406
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:36,000
What am I wearing?
(Laughing) What are you wearing?
407
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,500
Oh, you're dressed as a genie.
408
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:39,208
- That's rude.
- What?
409
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,750
Wait a minute. Ruby, get me an ice pack.
410
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,708
(Ruby, sarcastically) Shall I pick up
your dry cleaning as well?
411
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,208
(Damien) Yes, if it's ready.
412
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:49,500
What are you doing?
You can't just walk into Alex's office.
413
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:53,416
Ha, you're surprisingly funny.
And as you probably heard, Alex just quit.
414
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,833
(Ruby snickers) I'm sorry, what?
415
00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:57,875
(Alex clears throat) Did I?
416
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,791
Is this "dress as your boss" day?
417
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:02,375
Very amusing.
418
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,083
(Damien) No, no.
Why is everyone in fancy dress?
419
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,458
You've come to apologize.
420
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,583
- Go ahead.
- Damien, what are you doing in my office?
421
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:14,000
Mm. Not really a great apology.
Don't... Don't sit there.
422
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,208
Wait a minute, what's all this...
423
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,208
Ruby, what have you done
with all my stuff?
424
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,416
Excuse me?
425
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,333
(Fred) Coffee.
426
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:23,333
Oh, Fred, my cashmere angel.
427
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:25,125
Fred, what the hell
are you wearing? (Laughs)
428
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,083
(Alex) My, you've been working out?
429
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:29,958
You've got to stop teasing me
in these cardigans.
430
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:33,375
Don't you know this is a place of work?
I can't afford to be distracted.
431
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,958
All right, Fred.
Don't let her talk to you like this.
432
00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,041
- Enough.
- Fred, this is...
433
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,416
- Yes.
- No, no, no. Enough.
434
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,666
All right, Damien.
Let's get you back to your desk.
435
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,291
- No, no. This is my desk.
- No, it's not.
436
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,666
- Damien, please.
- (Laughing)
437
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:44,875
Come on, out of there.
438
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,416
- Don't laugh at me.
- Sorry. Please.
439
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,416
(Damien) No, no, stop laughing, Ruby.
440
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,916
- Good Lord, he needs to knock one out.
- (Ruby) Mm-hmm.
441
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,583
(Fred) What is the matter with you?
442
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,750
Is it the promotion? The stress
of being the new male creative director?
443
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:59,166
Male creative director?
What are you talking about?
444
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:02,416
- That's my office. She's in my office.
- (Fred) Damien, will you calm down?
445
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,416
The last thing we need is
to give them an excuse to call us mad.
446
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,458
Who's calling us mad?
447
00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:08,666
- Oh, the women.
- (Damien) Who cares about the women?
448
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:12,333
They can piss off.
You're the bloody CEO of this company!
449
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,541
- That'll come as a surprise to Felicity.
- Felicity is our receptionist!
450
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,875
No, Damien, please don't--
451
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,083
I'm hearing you. Yes.
452
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,208
(Damien) Felicity?
453
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,291
Fuck!
454
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,416
- Damien.
- (Damien) What?
455
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,833
- Jesus. Is everyone in on this?
- (Clatters)
456
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,750
- (Indistinct chatter)
- (Damien) Huh? What is this?
457
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:33,875
- Hello, Carol. How are you?
- (Elevator dings)
458
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:35,250
Did he just leave?
459
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,208
Taxi. Taxi.
460
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,083
Sorry, love. It's rush hour.
461
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,875
What? Give us a smile.
462
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:41,916
(Damien) What?
463
00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,500
(Damien yells) What the hell
is going on?
464
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,375
This isn't my home.
465
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,500
What? Who put this here?
466
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,083
Shit.
467
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,625
- Fuck.
- (Slams)
468
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,000
"Harriet Potter"?
469
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,875
"Lady of the Rings"?
470
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:13,333
What? "Donna Quixote"?
471
00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:14,708
- (Sofa creaks)
- Oh.
472
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:20,166
(Female reporter) Pope Beatrice III
returns to the Vatican today.
473
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,125
Oh, bloody hell.
474
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:26,333
(Male reporter) Male protesters chanted,
"My sperm, my choice."
475
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,083
- (Damien) What?
- (Pop music on TV)
476
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,583
- (Damien) Ugh.
- (Remote clatters)
477
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:30,625
(Cat meows)
478
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,458
(Purring)
479
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,000
Whose fucking cat is this?
480
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,458
- (Damien) Mummy!
- (Door slams)
481
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,500
(Female driver) Here we are, darling.
482
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:49,125
- (Panting)
- (Boys) Uncle Damien!
483
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,208
Boys, where's Granny and Grandpa?
484
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,166
I think... I think
I'm having a nervous breakdown.
485
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,458
Can you plait my hair
like you did last time?
486
00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:57,583
Yeah, and do mine after.
487
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,541
(Breathing uneasily) Sunny!
488
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:02,333
Your boys need you.
There's something wrong with them.
489
00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:03,875
(Sunny shouts) Chris!
490
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:04,875
(Chris) Coming!
491
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,291
Hello, Damien. You all right?
492
00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:11,541
How you doing, babe? You okay? (Kisses)
Oh, what are we doing? Hairdressing?
493
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:14,000
- (Boys) Yeah.
- Okay. You having your hair like Daddy's?
494
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,291
Daddy used to be a hairdresser.
495
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,125
- Mum?
- (Mother) Damien.
496
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,375
(Chattering on TV)
497
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,416
You look different. You put on weight?
498
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,833
What? N... No.
499
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,416
(Sunny) Mm.
500
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,958
What... What... What's going on?
501
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:30,375
Damien, go make yourself useful
and help your father out in the kitchen.
502
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,875
And tell him to hurry up. We're starving.
503
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,041
- (Sunny) Hey, Damien.
- Hm?
504
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,791
- (Farts loudly, laughs)
- (Laughs) That's my girl.
505
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,208
- Oh look. Oh. Oh.
- (Sunny) Oh.
506
00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:40,375
- (Mother) Look, he can't do it.
- (Sunny) Oh no!
507
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:41,333
I can make a bun.
508
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:43,500
Put a little clip in here.
Do you like this one?
509
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:44,625
- Yeah.
- Here's a clip.
510
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,750
- (Chris) That's a good clip.
- (Dad humming)
511
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,083
- (Damien) Dad?
- (Gasps)
512
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:49,416
- (Bowl clatters)
- There he is!
513
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,083
- (Damien) Dad?
- Damien.
514
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:54,250
- (Damien) What are you wearing?
- Oh, my darling. Just in time.
515
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:56,583
Come with me. I've made you your favorite.
516
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,458
I know it's naughty.
517
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:00,958
Homemade mayonnaise.
518
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:03,000
Dad, it's not naughty.
I don't like mayonnaise.
519
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,041
Please just stop this.
Stop this right now.
520
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,583
And tell Mom and everyone
to just be normal.
521
00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:08,916
- Please, Dad.
- (Shushing)
522
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,625
- Please. Please.
- (Dad) What's got into you, sweetheart?
523
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,083
It's work, isn't it?
524
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,375
You give too much of yourself to that job.
525
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:19,250
- You'll never find a wife that way.
- I don't want a wife!
526
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:22,541
Is it such a crime
for me to want to see your mother
527
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:26,166
walk you down the aisle
before I die? (Sobbing)
528
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,875
('Walk On The Wild Side"
by Lou Reed playing)
529
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,291
(Sniffles)
530
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,375
(Distant siren wailing)
531
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,958
♪ Do-do-do, do-do... ♪
532
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:45,958
- (Clangs)
- (Damien grunts, groans)
533
00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:49,458
(Sighs) Bollocks. Still here.
534
00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:52,708
Take me back.
535
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,083
- (Yells)
- (Clangs)
536
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,333
(Grunts)
537
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,875
Aah!
538
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,000
- (Alarm beeping)
- (Groans)
539
00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:00,541
Ah, fuck it.
540
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:03,583
(Yells) Take me back!
541
00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:04,833
- (Clangs)
- (Damien exclaims)
542
00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:07,125
Ow.
543
00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:12,750
(Distant siren wailing)
544
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,875
(Pigeons cooing)
545
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,625
World is upside down, huh?
546
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:20,833
- Push off.
- (Laughing) I get it.
547
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:23,166
I miss the real world too.
548
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:25,375
Men being on top.
549
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,500
Everyone watching men's sport,
rather than women's.
550
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:29,791
What did you just say?
551
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,333
(Laughs gently)
552
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,166
I thought as much. You're a new one.
553
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,125
You had all the classic signs.
554
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:40,041
Disorientation, denial, distress.
555
00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:42,708
Running headfirst into solid objects.
556
00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:45,416
Wait. You're from the real world too?
557
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,458
Yeah. That's why they call me a lunatic.
558
00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:50,500
- (Shouts) 'Cause I speak the truth!
- Wait a minute.
559
00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:52,250
How... How long have you been here?
560
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,458
- Uh, what month is it?
- September.
561
00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:58,500
- Nine years.
- Nine... Nine years?
562
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,333
- I'm glad you're here, you know?
- (Sighs)
563
00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:02,041
Ever since Marcus got sent back--
564
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:04,500
Got sent back? What do you...
What do you mean, got sent back?
565
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:09,250
- Oh, you don't know how to get sent back.
- No. How do I get the fuck out of here?
566
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,125
Okay. Well, you make a change.
567
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:13,666
What... What does that mean?
568
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,125
You make a change,
569
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,375
and then you become the one in charge.
570
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,875
The one in charge? How do I do that?
571
00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:25,125
So, from what I've observed,
it depends on your situation.
572
00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:28,583
Wherever you work,
you've got to get to the top.
573
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:30,958
And then, poof, you go back.
574
00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:33,250
(Damien) Hm. Well,
that doesn't sound too hard,
575
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:36,291
'cause currently,
Atlas is being run by a receptionist.
576
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:38,125
Should be easy to get to the top.
577
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,416
Thank you, Pigeon Man.
578
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,375
(Distant siren wailing)
579
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,125
You're welcome!
580
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:47,750
(Alarm clock beeping)
581
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:50,416
(Snoring)
582
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,458
(Yelping)
583
00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:54,416
(Meows)
584
00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:56,625
You are not my cat!
585
00:24:58,083 --> 00:24:59,416
I don't like you!
586
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,916
("Wouldn't It Be Good"
by Nik Kershaw playing)
587
00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:06,875
- (Cat meows, purrs)
- Oi! You're not my cat!
588
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:08,541
- (Huffs)
- (Metal scraping)
589
00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:09,791
- I said, go away!
- (Clangs)
590
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,625
- (Meows)
- (Objects clatter)
591
00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,666
(Damien) Stop looking at my penis!
592
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:18,750
♪ Wouldn't it be good
To be in your shoes... ♪
593
00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:21,208
- (Girl) Hey, Mom.
- Morning, darling.
594
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,083
- (Trainer) One, two, one, two.
- Thank you.
595
00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:25,708
(Trainer) One, one, two, two.
596
00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:28,083
- Right. Three, three, two, two.
- (Girl) Bye, Mom.
597
00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:29,375
Bye, darling. Have a good day.
598
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:32,875
One, two, one, step.
One, two, one, duck. One, two, one--
599
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,083
Two, three!
600
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:37,750
- So, you chase dogs here? Hm?
- (Purring)
601
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,875
Wow! Saudi Arabia
is allowing men to drive.
602
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:42,375
In a bold and unexpected move...
603
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,083
Thanks, Ronaldo.The Queendom of Saudi
604
00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:46,666
has officially extended
driving privileges to men.
605
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,208
Alexo, play morning playlist.
606
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:54,583
♪ Wouldn't it be good
To be in your shoes ♪
607
00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:59,000
♪ Even if it was for just one day? ♪
608
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:04,791
♪ Wouldn't it be good
If we could wish ourselves away? ♪
609
00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:05,916
(Wings fluttering)
610
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,041
Come on. You can do this.
611
00:26:08,916 --> 00:26:10,250
- Good luck!
- (Damien) What?
612
00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:12,750
- You'll need it.
- (Damien) Thank you.
613
00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:16,333
- (Elevator dings)
- (Indistinct chatter)
614
00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:19,458
Damien. (Chuckles)
How are you? Are you feeling better?
615
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:21,250
- Yeah, much better. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
616
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,916
Between you and me,
I'm ready to take this place by storm.
617
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,375
Yes. Now, Damien.
618
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:30,125
Listen, you've been here for 20 years
and barely made creative director.
619
00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:31,958
Don't do anything stupid. Mm-hmm?
620
00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:33,333
Don't worry, Fred.
621
00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:35,750
It's Felicity. She loves me.
622
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,833
Uh, Da-- Damien, she's busy right now.
623
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,375
- (Damien clears throat pointedly)
- (Door closes)
624
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:42,833
Good morning, Felicity.
625
00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:46,000
- Morning, David.
- Damien.
626
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:48,625
- Damien Sachs.
- (Felicity) Ah, yes.
627
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,750
This is our new male creative director.
628
00:26:54,291 --> 00:26:55,625
- Dylan.
- Damien.
629
00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:59,750
I'm with Glenda Cartwright,
chair of the Atlas board.
630
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,083
We are in the middle
of something really important.
631
00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:05,541
What do you want?
632
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,666
So sorry to interrupt, but...
633
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,625
I just wanna take you away
from all of this,
634
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,625
whisk you away to some
635
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,625
enchanted place where we can
636
00:27:17,541 --> 00:27:18,791
while away the hours.
637
00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:21,541
What do you say?
638
00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:22,625
(Chuckles)
639
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:26,458
What the hell is wrong with you?
640
00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:28,541
Sorry, he just stormed past me.
I'm so sorry.
641
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,791
Um...
642
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:32,750
I mean, what I meant to say is that
643
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:34,708
out of the whole agency,
644
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:38,208
I'm the most hardworking,
dedicated, and worthy of a promotion.
645
00:27:38,291 --> 00:27:40,291
Apart from all the people
who are actually working
646
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,791
instead of desperately
trying to sell themselves in my office?
647
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:45,958
- I will be going back to work.
- (Lamp clattering)
648
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,500
Thank you again.
649
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,583
Out.
650
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:52,541
(Damien) Work, work, work.
Just love, love work.
651
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,000
Sorry, he just stormed past.
652
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:57,041
(Door shuts)
653
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,958
Men.
654
00:27:59,041 --> 00:28:01,625
Tell me about it. (Gulps)
655
00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,583
Men watching their waistlines
656
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:05,958
are concerned that a pint of Guinness
657
00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:07,708
is too much of a meal.
658
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:11,666
So the new CEO is eager to expand
659
00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:13,458
into the wine market.
660
00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:16,208
There is a massive opportunity here
661
00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:18,708
for Guinness wines.
662
00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:19,916
(All applaud and cheer)
663
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,625
- Alex!
- Good work, Alex.
664
00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:24,541
Thank you, Felicity.
Let's get started. What have we got?
665
00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:26,208
So, I've been thinking about--
666
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,333
Okay, hold on, hold on. I've got it.
667
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:32,541
- How about a bottle shaped like a penis?
- (Women) Ooh.
668
00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:34,250
That's bold, and I like it.
669
00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,500
No man is gonna put their lips
around a bottle--
670
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:37,916
Wait a minute. I've got something.
671
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,541
Men sometimes
refer to their testicles as grapes.
672
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:41,791
- Really?
- No, they do not--
673
00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:46,416
- So we have two gorgeous boys, super fit...
- (Woman) Mm-hmm. Mmm.
674
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,958
...brimming with muscles,
675
00:28:48,041 --> 00:28:50,708
naked in a vat of grapes,
676
00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:53,708
crushing the grapes with their biceps.
677
00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:56,291
- The juices runni--
- And their tight little butt cheeks.
678
00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:57,708
Squeezing them.
679
00:28:57,791 --> 00:28:59,666
But they don't refer to it.
It doesn't work.
680
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:03,916
Oh, and then there's a sad old man
who looks like Damien.
681
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,041
- (Woman) Oh.
- Old?
682
00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:08,625
And he's holding a beer,
watching from the sidelines.
683
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:10,958
- Can't play in the vat. (Laughs)
- (Ruby) Oh, he can't play.
684
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,291
- (Women mock-crying)
- "Pick me. Pick me."
685
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,750
- Okay, but--
- (Women mock)
686
00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:17,291
Okay, hold on, hold on.
I think Damien's got something to say.
687
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:21,000
- Was there something you wanted to say?
- Yes, thank you. I appreciate that.
688
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:23,000
- The fundamental issue here really is--
- (Sighs)
689
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,958
Oh, my God, I've got it. I've got the tag.
690
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:29,833
Okay, so we're in the vat with the models,
and then we cut to this glamour shot.
691
00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:33,250
Two enormous, immaculate grapes
hanging on the vine.
692
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,250
- Ooh.
- (Alex) And then comes the tag.
693
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,791
"Guinness."
694
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,916
"We've got the biggest grapes
in the business."
695
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,333
- (Women) Oh! Yes!
- But men don't refer--
696
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:44,083
- Yes.
- Yes!
697
00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:46,708
- Slam dunk!
- (Women cheering)
698
00:29:46,791 --> 00:29:49,208
- (Laughing)
- Can I finish my sentence, please? Can I--
699
00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:51,750
(Intently) Can I finish
the sentence, please?
700
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:53,916
Damien, you need to relax.
701
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,916
Beg your pardon?
702
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,875
- You need to relax. Calm down.
- (Damien) I do not need to relax.
703
00:29:57,958 --> 00:29:59,916
I need you all to stop interrupting me
704
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,666
so I can do my job.
705
00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:03,083
Okay, don't get emotional.
706
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,791
I'm not-- I'm...
I'm not emotional.
707
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:08,291
I'm actually just... I'm frustrated.
708
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,958
- Mm.
- Yeah, we can tell, love. (Laughs)
709
00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:12,083
(Damien) I'm frustrated
that no one's listening to me,
710
00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:14,833
in that the one person
who understands men in the room
711
00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,208
is actually not even being heard.
712
00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,666
It's absurd.
713
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,208
- Is it your time of the week?
- What?
714
00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:23,958
I swear to God, if men don't jerk off
at least once a week, they get so aggro.
715
00:30:24,041 --> 00:30:25,125
Just tense.
716
00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:26,583
Fuck me.
717
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:30,041
Do you need to take care of it now?
Or will you be all right?
718
00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:33,083
I think I'll be okay, thank you.
719
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:34,750
- (Tittering)
- (Alex) Okay.
720
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,375
Good. Well, that was mostly productive.
721
00:30:38,458 --> 00:30:41,500
(Inhales) I think we explore the grapes,
and then we reconvene tomorrow.
722
00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:43,000
- (Ruby) Mm-hmm.
- (Alex) Damien?
723
00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:43,916
Yes?
724
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,375
If you're gonna be
as disruptive as you were today,
725
00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:48,041
we don't need you in the room.
726
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,583
("Creep" by Rozzi playing)
727
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,750
♪ I wish I was special... ♪
728
00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:55,958
- (Woman 1 sighs)
- (Woman 2) I like the penis bottle idea.
729
00:30:56,041 --> 00:31:01,458
♪ But I'm a creep... ♪
730
00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:04,791
- (Alex) I'm sorry, but he is a nightmare.
- (Felicity laughs)
731
00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:09,125
- He was testerical in the meeting today.
- (Felicity) Well, tell me about it.
732
00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:12,291
I spent half my day
on this meninist cow shit.
733
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,291
Yesterday, I had to sit through
a six-hour training video
734
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:18,625
because Austin asked me
if I was allergic to nuts.
735
00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:21,833
And I said, "Not yours."
736
00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:25,166
- (Both guffawing, snorting)
- (Alex tapping booth)
737
00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:27,666
- Oh, my God.
- Quite right.
738
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:30,041
Yeah, but you know,
we're not allowed to make jokes anymore.
739
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,625
- (Laughs, inhales)
- (Phone ringing)
740
00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:35,250
(Felicity groans) I better go home.
I'll have to cut up the Amex
741
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:39,208
before Jonathan buys
any more of those Gucci cock rings.
742
00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:41,291
- You coming?
- Nope.
743
00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:42,791
Not yet.
744
00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:45,791
There's still one more deal
I need to close.
745
00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:48,791
Hm. Nice package.
746
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,125
Go for both.
I would.
747
00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:53,791
(Jazzy piano music playing)
748
00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,541
(Alex) Can I buy you both a drink?
749
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,541
- Sure.
- Sure.
750
00:32:01,583 --> 00:32:03,041
(Music fades)
751
00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:06,000
(Damien) Everyone at work, they treat me
like I'm completely invisible.
752
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:10,166
I mean, how am I meant to be promoted
if nobody actually listens to what I say?
753
00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:13,666
(Breathes in) Do you want
my honest answer?
754
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,375
You're my sister. Be completely honest.
755
00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:19,291
No one's gonna promote you
if you're not remotely fuckable.
756
00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,541
And 55-year-old
postmenopausal men just--
757
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:24,541
I'm 51, firstly.
758
00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:27,083
And secondly, I am extremely fuckable.
759
00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:29,583
In my experience,
men who succeed in business
760
00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:31,833
put a lot of effort into how they look.
761
00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:34,333
They groom. They work out.
They wear makeup.
762
00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:37,041
They wear the right clothes.
That's what it takes to get noticed.
763
00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:39,458
I don't like it, but it's true.
764
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:42,375
And if you don't get noticed,
you don't get anywhere.
765
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:45,416
You're just a...
another childless cat man.
766
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,791
How do you know about my cat?
767
00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:49,250
(Gulps) It's obvious.
You've all got them, haven't you?
768
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:51,416
- (Cat meows)
- Listen, Sunny.
769
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,875
- Yes?
- Would you possibly help me?
770
00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:58,166
I thought you'd never ask.
771
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,708
- How does this actually work?
- Don't worry about it.
772
00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:25,375
What you've got to understand is this.
773
00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:26,583
See, if you don't look good,
774
00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:28,791
they will dismiss you
without even realizing it.
775
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,833
- Right.
- If you look too good...
776
00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:33,291
They will pay you attention,
but are not taking you seriously.
777
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:36,916
See, you can't be
too unattractive or too attractive.
778
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,708
It's a very small window
in which we're working with.
779
00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:41,916
- That's a nightmare.
- Hello? Hello, friend.
780
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,708
Have you got five,
just to do a measurement?
781
00:33:43,791 --> 00:33:45,875
- Of course.
- My brother-in-law's bollocks.
782
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,791
- (Chris) What are you thinking?
- 18G.
783
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:48,958
Oh, that's generous.
784
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:50,625
Underwire.
785
00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:53,291
- Mm-hmm. Mm.
- One piece. Or push-up.
786
00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:55,083
- Now, you're an 18B.
- Right.
787
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:58,083
With the push-up,
we can make you look 20D.
788
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,458
- Let's go with the push-up.
- Yeah?
789
00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:02,083
'Cause it looks like
a couple of golf balls in an old sock.
790
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:05,458
(Man) The premier testicle bra.
791
00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:07,791
(Chris) Oh, I've got those. So comfy.
792
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:10,333
Take these into the back,
pull on the little toggles.
793
00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:11,833
They'll make your little fellas fly.
794
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,041
(Chris) Lovely.
795
00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:16,916
- Do you need help popping them in, sir?
- (Damien) Absolutely not.
796
00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:19,041
(Water trickling)
797
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:21,416
(Gong clangs)
798
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,583
(Nurse) What are we gonna do
about that big fat belly.
799
00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:28,958
- What?
- Lipo or high-frequency sculpting.
800
00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:30,500
- Oh.
- That's... That's exciting.
801
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:32,083
- (Nurse) Jawline.
- Go for that, Damien.
802
00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:34,958
- Teeth.
- Yes, let's prioritize those teeth.
803
00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:37,250
- (Chris) For sure.
- (Sunny) Full-body hair removal, right?
804
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,583
- Oh yeah. Legs.
- (Chris) Great.
805
00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,416
- Chest, tummy, ears.
- (Chris) Definitely.
806
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,625
And may I just...
807
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:43,583
- Oh.
- (Underwear snaps)
808
00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:46,000
Full Australian.
Let's get rid of that bush.
809
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:48,125
- (Chris) Sounds great.
- Fine.
810
00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:51,625
Before I forget, we have a deal
on penile filler this month.
811
00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:54,416
- (Sunny) Ooh.
- Oh. That'll take 25 years off your penis.
812
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,791
- Penile filler?
- (Chris) Come on, Damien.
813
00:34:56,875 --> 00:35:00,000
You're 51. That is ancient
in penis years.
814
00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:02,416
I am not having my cock filled.
815
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,958
(Both sigh)
816
00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:05,083
The rest you can do.
817
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:07,500
(Swinging jazz music playing)
818
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:08,583
- (Wax strip rips)
- (Yelps)
819
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,750
(Chattering indistinctly)
820
00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:14,791
(Chattering indistinctly)
821
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:18,166
(Chris) Ding dong.
Someone's getting promoted.
822
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:23,041
(Alarm beeping and playing
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman!")
823
00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:24,375
(Yawning)
824
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,541
♪ I feel like a woman... ♪
825
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,000
(Damien) Oh my... Geez.
826
00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:28,916
(Tsks)
827
00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:31,125
(Softly) Here we go.
828
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:32,583
(Sighs)
829
00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:36,125
("Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees playing)
830
00:35:36,208 --> 00:35:37,208
(Grunts)
831
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:41,208
(Grunting with effort)
832
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,916
♪ Well, you can tell
By the way I use my walk ♪
833
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,750
♪ I'm a woman's man ♪
834
00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:52,875
♪ No time to talk ♪
835
00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:56,208
♪ Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around ♪
836
00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:59,500
♪ Since I was born
And now it's all right, it's okay ♪
837
00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,875
♪ And you may look the other way ♪
838
00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:06,500
♪ But we can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man ♪
839
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,666
♪ Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother ♪
840
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,041
♪ You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
841
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:13,583
♪ Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin' ♪
842
00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,625
♪ And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
843
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:20,291
♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive... ♪
844
00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:22,750
- (Wax strips ripping)
- (Yelps in sync with “Stayin’ Alive”)
845
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:26,125
♪ Staying alive... ♪
846
00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:27,125
Mmm.
847
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:32,166
- (Ripping)
- (Yelping, grunting)
848
00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:34,250
(Worker catcalling)
Check you out.
849
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:37,208
- (Workers wolf-whistling)
- You're looking tight in that suit.
850
00:36:37,291 --> 00:36:38,875
Did you see the flop on that?
851
00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:43,458
♪ Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah... ♪
852
00:36:43,541 --> 00:36:45,541
- Are you?
- (Alex) Wow, Damien.
853
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:46,958
I mean, don't call HR on me,
854
00:36:47,041 --> 00:36:50,583
but it's nice to see
you putting in an effort.
855
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,750
I just rolled out of bed like this.
856
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,875
- Would you?
- No. Too old.
857
00:36:58,958 --> 00:36:59,791
(Ruby) Mm.
858
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:02,250
- (Cutlery clatters)
- And I got pec implants for her.
859
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:04,583
(Munching) I was gonna get some.
She said, "No, you can't."
860
00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:06,958
But I said,
"It's not about you. It's about me."
861
00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:09,458
- Yours look great.
- I actually think they look good.
862
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:11,708
- I like... I like people seeing my nipples.
- Mm.
863
00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:15,125
- (Keyboards clacking)
- (Indistinct chattering)
864
00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:17,083
(Damien) Are you heading
to the Guinness lunch?
865
00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:18,708
(Exhales appreciatively)
866
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:22,791
- (Damien) Mmm.
- Oh, you look very nice today, Darren.
867
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:23,875
Damien.
868
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,791
I think, and I could be completely wrong,
869
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:29,291
that Guinness has got a new male CEO.
870
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:31,041
It might be a good idea to have
871
00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:34,833
a male member of staff at the table.
872
00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:36,333
Just an idea.
873
00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:38,625
Might be rather good for them to see
874
00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:42,958
that we appreciate the male... perspective.
875
00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:47,083
May I please have the iceberg wedge
876
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:51,791
with no blue cheese dressing and no bacon.
877
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:54,041
Bone-in, ribeye rare.
878
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:57,333
Double cheeseburger with onions
and the truffle fries.
879
00:37:58,125 --> 00:37:59,708
I'll have the green salad.
880
00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:01,041
Green salad, good choice.
881
00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:03,083
- Mmm.
- (Felicity) Yeah, it's a good choice.
882
00:38:03,791 --> 00:38:07,000
(Felicity munching) Well,
I think it's time that we...
883
00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:10,375
- (Moans appreciatively) Mmm.
- (Cutlery clatters)
884
00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:12,125
(Felicity) ...got down to business.
885
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,208
Alex here has come up
with the most terrific pitch
886
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:18,750
as to how to get men
to be excited about wine.
887
00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:21,625
- And her plan--
- (Client) Sorry, but I have to stop you.
888
00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:25,041
We're going to be moving on
to a new agency going forward.
889
00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:26,958
Excuse me?
890
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:30,750
(Client) I wanted to tell you in person,
but our company is entering a new era,
891
00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:32,916
and we need an agency with experience
892
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,500
of focusing on the male marketplace.
893
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:39,166
- Well, Harry, I can tell you as a man--
- You were nobody's first choice for CEO.
894
00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:41,583
Excuse me?
895
00:38:41,666 --> 00:38:44,750
Everyone knows Guinness
was beset by sexual harassment claims.
896
00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,666
So they gave it to a man
to try to change the narrative.
897
00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:48,916
(Quietly) Alex.
898
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,875
I think what Alex is
trying to say here is that--
899
00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:52,583
You turn things around...
900
00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:54,500
it's luck.
901
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:57,625
If things keep going badly,
it's because you're unqualified.
902
00:38:57,708 --> 00:39:00,750
And either way, you're too emotional
and aggressive for the job.
903
00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:03,708
That's what everyone
out there is saying, right?
904
00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:05,375
That's right.
905
00:39:05,958 --> 00:39:09,083
(Takes a deep breath, exhales)
906
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:11,875
Being a man in charge is exhausting.
907
00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:14,125
No one listens to you.
908
00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:16,625
And if you ever dare
to express frustration,
909
00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:20,166
you're told you need to relax.
910
00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:22,250
How many times a day
do you hear that phrase?
911
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:26,416
- A few.
- (Alex) You don't need to relax, Harry.
912
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,416
You need to be able to do your job.
913
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:32,250
When you're drinking Guinness,
it's not "you need to relax."
914
00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:35,916
You get to relax.
915
00:39:39,916 --> 00:39:41,166
(Harry) You know what?
916
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,958
(Clicks tongue) I...
917
00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:48,375
...love that.
918
00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:50,791
(Sighs in relief)
919
00:39:51,375 --> 00:39:53,333
(Table clatters)
920
00:39:53,416 --> 00:39:55,833
(Harry) Alex,
you are seriously impressive.
921
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,541
(Alex and Harry speaking indistinctly)
922
00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:03,750
I liked what you had to say
at the meeting, Dawson.
923
00:40:03,833 --> 00:40:05,125
Damien.
924
00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:08,125
(Splutters) Perhaps we should make a date
to discuss your future at Atlas.
925
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:12,291
I think you have great potential for...
926
00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:14,666
significant growth.
927
00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:17,000
I'm very eager to grow. (Chuckles softly)
928
00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:18,625
Mm.
929
00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:23,083
How about tonight? My place?
930
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,541
Absolutely.
931
00:40:26,916 --> 00:40:29,375
- Mm. (Chuckles)
- Austin will give you the address.
932
00:40:34,291 --> 00:40:35,291
Hm.
933
00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:38,416
Top left, four.
934
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:39,958
- Partially--
- I've got a question.
935
00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:41,958
- Sorry to interrupt.
- Damien, what--
936
00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:44,416
So if my boss is essentially offering me
937
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:47,791
career advancement
in return for a few sexual favors,
938
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,541
I should do it, right?
939
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:51,166
No, that's illegal.
940
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,375
That is literally
the definition of sexual harassment.
941
00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:56,708
Sunny, you're the best.
Good luck, young man.
942
00:40:57,458 --> 00:40:58,458
(Door slams)
943
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:02,000
- That didn't happen, okay?
- Uh-huh.
944
00:41:06,916 --> 00:41:07,791
Excuse me.
945
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:12,875
Uh, I hear you have a special
this month on penile filler.
946
00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:14,625
We do, sir.
947
00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:23,666
(Groans in pain)
948
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:28,000
- (Door opens)
- (Damien) Hello? Felicity?
949
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:30,833
Darvin.
950
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:31,750
(Hesitates)
951
00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,416
Yes, that's my name.
952
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,875
You look just...
953
00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:38,166
(Breathes deeply) Delicious.
954
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:41,166
Thank you for meeting so late.
955
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:43,083
Whatever my CEO desires.
956
00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:45,291
(Felicity) I thought we should investigate
957
00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:47,500
our new Guinness product.
958
00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:51,333
Ah. Then that definitely makes this
a business meeting.
959
00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:54,583
- (Glasses clink)
- (Laughs) I meant what I said today.
960
00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:57,416
I think you could have
961
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,916
a very bright future at Atlas.
962
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,250
I mean, I should do.
963
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:07,333
The only reason I haven't
been promoted is because I'm a man.
964
00:42:07,416 --> 00:42:11,208
- (Laughs in amazement)
- (Damien laughs politely)
965
00:42:11,291 --> 00:42:15,375
You certainly have got
the confidence to get ahead. (Laughing)
966
00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:17,625
(Laughing politely)
967
00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:21,666
Ooh. (Chuckles)
968
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,250
Mm? Mm.
969
00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:28,125
What else do you have?
970
00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:31,250
Beg your pardon?
971
00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:33,458
(Felicity) What else are you willing to do
972
00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:36,000
to move up in this company?
973
00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:39,500
- Hm?
- Why don't you see what's in that bag?
974
00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:42,875
(Chuckles) Okay.
975
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000
(Clicks tongue)
976
00:42:48,125 --> 00:42:51,500
- (Felicity) Put it on.
- (Damien) I don't think that's necessary.
977
00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:56,166
I think you want it as much as I do.
978
00:42:56,666 --> 00:43:00,666
I can make it very easy for you at Atlas,
979
00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:03,041
or very hard.
980
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,375
(Whispers) Which will you choose?
981
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:08,833
Easy.
982
00:43:09,666 --> 00:43:11,833
Could you let go of my balls, please?
983
00:43:11,916 --> 00:43:14,000
- (Door creaks)
- (Spurs jingle)
984
00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:16,041
(Western theme plays)
985
00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:21,791
Howdy doody? (Laughs excitedly)
986
00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:23,958
- Howdy.
- (Felicity) Um...
987
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,000
Would you put your hat on your head?
988
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:35,000
(Gasps) Oh, Mama likey.
989
00:43:35,666 --> 00:43:38,833
Now, um, just swing your guns around.
990
00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:41,041
(Plastic rattles)
991
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:45,708
(Exhales appreciatively)
992
00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,083
Pew pew.
993
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,250
I... I... I meant all your guns.
994
00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:50,958
So you mean...
995
00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:52,583
(Laughs flirtatiously)
996
00:43:53,708 --> 00:43:55,333
Mm? (Breathes heavily)
997
00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:01,625
(Moans)
998
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:03,875
(Moaning louder)
999
00:44:07,708 --> 00:44:09,625
Now, talk to me like a cowboy,
1000
00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:13,458
and tell me to take off all my clothes.
1001
00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:18,208
- (Drawling) Well, ma'am.
- (Gasps, drawling) Help.
1002
00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:23,333
I reckon you need to take off them
garments real slow-like.
1003
00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:24,500
Oh, no.
1004
00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:26,333
(Damien) 'Cause I got
an itchy trigger finger.
1005
00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:29,083
(Gasps) Oh, more,
more, more, more. (Moaning)
1006
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:30,708
And I've been in the saddle all day,
1007
00:44:30,791 --> 00:44:33,333
and that's made me stiffer
than a sun-dried...
1008
00:44:33,416 --> 00:44:34,791
(Felicity screams) That's great!
1009
00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:36,416
- ...totem pole.
- (Felicity) Oh, more!
1010
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,916
- In fact, folks call me Southern Comfort...
- Yes! Yes! (Moans)
1011
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,750
...'cause I'm a real good licker.
1012
00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:42,041
- Get it?
- (Felicity) Yes!
1013
00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:44,416
(Damien) I'm gonna
head you off at the pass...
1014
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:45,708
and pump you full of lead.
1015
00:44:45,791 --> 00:44:48,625
(Moans exaggeratedly)
1016
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:49,958
(Suddenly falls silent)
1017
00:44:50,041 --> 00:44:51,041
Pew pew.
1018
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:55,750
Did you enjoy that enough
to give me a promotion, ma'am?
1019
00:44:57,750 --> 00:44:58,833
(Regular voice) Felicity?
1020
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,833
(Priestess) And thus
we commit her body to the ground.
1021
00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:05,250
- In the name of the mother...
- (Holy water sprinkles)
1022
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:07,750
- ...and of the daughter...
- (Holy water sprinkles)
1023
00:45:07,833 --> 00:45:10,291
- (Priestess) ...and of the Holy Ghost.
- (Holy water sprinkles)
1024
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,500
- (Priestess) A-women.
- (All) A-women.
1025
00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:15,333
This is the worst day of my life.
1026
00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:18,291
It's a sad day for all of us.
1027
00:45:18,375 --> 00:45:19,916
No, but mostly for me.
1028
00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:21,583
Felicity owed me.
1029
00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:23,041
(Mourner sobbing)
1030
00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:26,791
(Sighs) I did something
that I will never ever tell you about,
1031
00:45:26,875 --> 00:45:28,000
just so I could get promoted.
1032
00:45:28,083 --> 00:45:30,875
And now she's dead,
and it was all for nothing.
1033
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:34,041
- Are you insane?
- (Damien) Hm?
1034
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:38,458
If men could sleep their way to the top,
there would be loads of us there already.
1035
00:45:39,458 --> 00:45:42,041
Practically every guy
in the office slept with Felicity.
1036
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,166
Mm?
1037
00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:45,750
And it got us nowhere.
1038
00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:48,875
Don't you dare say a word
about that this weekend.
1039
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:50,541
This... This weekend?
1040
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,875
The gathering
at Glenda Cartwright's country house
1041
00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:55,541
in honor of Felicity.
1042
00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:58,208
Well, I guess you weren't invited.
1043
00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:05,958
(Pigeons cooing)
1044
00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:07,958
Come on, chin up.
1045
00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:10,541
Yes, you killed the CEO.
1046
00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:14,083
Bad show there, but silver lining.
1047
00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:15,500
Now they need a new CEO.
1048
00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:17,833
No, it's already decided.
1049
00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:19,916
They've chosen Alex Fox.
1050
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,416
And they were never
gonna choose a man anyway.
1051
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:23,375
True.
1052
00:46:24,291 --> 00:46:26,166
But at least you've got somewhere to live,
1053
00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:29,083
which means that we could
all live together.
1054
00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:31,125
- Who? "We"?
- (Man) Yeah.
1055
00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:35,416
You, me, Pat, Julian, Ramona,
sometimes Ronnie.
1056
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,000
Oh, fuck me.
I've got to get out of here.
1057
00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,375
Oh. That's a shame.
1058
00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:42,833
Wait.
1059
00:46:44,083 --> 00:46:45,500
I'll go to Glenda's thing.
1060
00:46:45,583 --> 00:46:48,208
- Well, who's Glenda?
- (Damien) The chair of the Atlas board.
1061
00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:52,250
I'll impress her, and just you watch.
1062
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:55,000
I'll leave there the new CEO.
1063
00:46:55,541 --> 00:46:57,583
I love it. Great plan.
1064
00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:00,041
When you say "you watch"...
1065
00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:02,500
Oh, no, no, no. You... You're not coming.
1066
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:04,083
- Oh.
- And neither are they.
1067
00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:06,625
(Pigeons grumble)
1068
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,333
(Indistinct chatter)
1069
00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:21,333
- Hello. Can I help you?
- (Damien) Yes, you can.
1070
00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:24,583
I'm here for the Atlas gathering.
I'm Damien Sachs.
1071
00:47:24,666 --> 00:47:27,541
I'm sorry, but this event is
for top executives
1072
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,208
and their assistants only.
1073
00:47:29,291 --> 00:47:34,000
And I'm afraid I don't have
a Damien Sachs on my list.
1074
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:36,541
Louis?
1075
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,291
- Is that you under there? Is it you?
- (Disapprovingly) Mmm.
1076
00:47:40,833 --> 00:47:41,791
Louis.
1077
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:44,458
- How do you know my name?
- (Damien) You shouldn't be a butler.
1078
00:47:44,541 --> 00:47:47,666
You should be running
a top company like Guinness.
1079
00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:49,083
- Guinness?
- (Damien) Yeah.
1080
00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:51,291
- Me? (Scoffs)
- (Damien) Yeah.
1081
00:47:52,166 --> 00:47:55,208
- I couldn't possibly.
- (Damien) Yes, you could, Louis.
1082
00:47:55,291 --> 00:47:58,791
But the women,
they've convinced you that you can't.
1083
00:48:03,041 --> 00:48:04,500
(Sighs) Glenda.
1084
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,125
(Quietly) Louis.
1085
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,208
It's time
1086
00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,000
to fight back.
1087
00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:15,208
- (Louis, suspiciously) Mm-hmm.
- For the brotherhood, Louis.
1088
00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:23,291
For the brotherhood.
1089
00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:27,500
Step this way, Mr. Sachs.
1090
00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:29,458
- (Suitcase clatters)
- Oh, and let me take that.
1091
00:48:29,541 --> 00:48:31,416
Oh, no, no. It's... Mm. Fine.
1092
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,666
(Suitcase rattles)
1093
00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:34,416
(Louis) In the name of...
1094
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:36,416
(Grunting)
1095
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:37,708
(Damien) Come on, Louis.
1096
00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:46,416
- (Door creaks)
- Surprise!
1097
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:47,833
Oh, good God.
1098
00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:55,458
I didn't realize
tonight's dinner was casual.
1099
00:48:56,541 --> 00:48:58,708
And I thought I had
a well-waxed chest.
1100
00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:00,833
- Who are you trying to impress?
- You know exactly who.
1101
00:49:00,916 --> 00:49:02,458
And by the end of the evening,
1102
00:49:02,541 --> 00:49:04,958
she's gonna be eating out of the palm
of my hand.
1103
00:49:05,916 --> 00:49:07,583
Damien, you cannot honestly believe
1104
00:49:07,666 --> 00:49:10,416
that you are in contention
for the CEO position.
1105
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,250
Why not? Because I'm a man?
1106
00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:15,958
No, because I am the highest-ranking
executive at Atlas,
1107
00:49:16,041 --> 00:49:18,666
Felicity was grooming me for this,
and Glenda loves me.
1108
00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:20,583
The whole weekend is a formality.
1109
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,375
The job is mine.
1110
00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:24,041
- (Chuckles)
- What?
1111
00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:26,833
You're scared.
1112
00:49:26,916 --> 00:49:28,125
Excuse me?
1113
00:49:29,291 --> 00:49:31,125
You thought you had this in the bag.
1114
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,250
I'm the dark horse
that you didn't count on.
1115
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:35,500
Oh?
1116
00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:40,166
You have no idea how to handle me, do you?
And you know what? You should be scared.
1117
00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:44,875
Because I'm very, very good at this.
1118
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:48,791
(Ambient piano music playing)
1119
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:51,250
- (Indistinct chattering)
- (Tableware clattering)
1120
00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,208
To Felicity.
1121
00:49:59,291 --> 00:50:00,416
(All) To Felicity.
1122
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:01,958
(Damien) And to you, Glenda.
1123
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:05,000
You look absolutely gorgeous.
(Whispering) You smell incredible.
1124
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,833
Just imagine if Atlas
had its first-ever male CEO.
1125
00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:11,916
The credit you'd get
from the rest of the industry
1126
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:12,916
would be immeasurable.
1127
00:50:13,666 --> 00:50:16,666
That's why the next contender
should be chosen for their talents...
1128
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:17,583
(Piano music halts)
1129
00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:20,166
...and not just for their gender.
1130
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:22,416
Ha! Sorry. (Laughing)
1131
00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:25,000
Where'd that pianist get to?
1132
00:50:25,083 --> 00:50:28,708
I don't like hearing my own teeth chatter
when I'm eating my pudding.
1133
00:50:31,541 --> 00:50:32,583
Please.
1134
00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:34,333
Allow me.
1135
00:50:36,291 --> 00:50:37,333
(Clears throat)
1136
00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:39,458
(Sighs)
1137
00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:41,041
(Damien) Any requests?
1138
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:44,416
Something romantic.
1139
00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:47,458
Hmm.
1140
00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:48,833
How about this?
1141
00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:50,791
(Piano chords playing)
1142
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,958
♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪
1143
00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:58,416
♪ I'm looking for a partner ♪
1144
00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:03,000
♪ Someone who knows how to ride ♪
1145
00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:07,416
♪ Without even falling off ♪
1146
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:09,041
(Piano tempo picks up)
1147
00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:17,375
(Beatboxing)
1148
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:28,333
♪ If you're horny, let's do it ♪
1149
00:51:28,958 --> 00:51:30,958
♪ Ride it, my pony ♪
1150
00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:34,541
♪ My saddle's waiting ♪
1151
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:37,083
♪ Come on in, jump on it ♪
1152
00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:40,041
♪ If you're horny, let's do it ♪
1153
00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:43,083
♪ Ride it, my pony ♪
1154
00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:46,333
♪ My saddle's waiting ♪
1155
00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:51,166
♪ Come on in, jump on it! ♪
1156
00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:52,916
(All cheering and applauding)
1157
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:55,666
(Man 1) Bravo. Yeah!
1158
00:51:58,291 --> 00:51:59,458
Bravo.
1159
00:51:59,541 --> 00:52:02,041
Bravo, Diego.
1160
00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:06,000
All right, that's it for dinner.
Thank you, everyone.
1161
00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:07,833
I'll see you in the morning.
1162
00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:10,291
What a wonderful song.
1163
00:52:10,375 --> 00:52:11,333
(Alex sighs)
1164
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:14,458
(Glenda) I had a pony
when I was little.
1165
00:52:14,541 --> 00:52:16,500
Her name was Buttercup.
1166
00:52:16,583 --> 00:52:18,708
Oh. How splendid.
1167
00:52:18,791 --> 00:52:20,125
(Both laugh)
1168
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,625
Listen, I was going to go down
to the club
1169
00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:24,791
for some after-dinner drinks.
1170
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,625
Would you like to join?
1171
00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:29,125
I... I'd... I'd absolutely love to.
1172
00:52:29,208 --> 00:52:30,750
As would I.
1173
00:52:31,791 --> 00:52:33,000
(Glenda) Fabulous!
1174
00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:35,458
("Dopamine" by Robyn playing)
1175
00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:39,291
♪ I just need to know... ♪
1176
00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:43,416
Felicity and I used to get
totally off our tits here.
1177
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:44,583
(Alex and Damien laugh)
1178
00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:47,791
- I'm gonna miss my old drinking buddy.
- Aw.
1179
00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:51,458
Now, Alex, being CEO requires stamina.
1180
00:52:51,541 --> 00:52:54,125
Felicity would always keep up with me.
1181
00:52:54,208 --> 00:52:56,250
Question is, can you?
1182
00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:03,125
- I'm looking forward to the challenge.
- Wonderful. Let's start with tequila.
1183
00:53:03,916 --> 00:53:05,041
- David.
- It's Damien.
1184
00:53:05,125 --> 00:53:06,166
(Glenda) Whatever.
1185
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:09,375
Would you like
a rosé or a little prosecco?
1186
00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:12,666
Uh, actually, I'd love to try a shot.
1187
00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,250
- Really?
- (Damien) Mm.
1188
00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:16,291
- (Pecs tapping)
- (Glenda) Lovely jubbly.
1189
00:53:16,791 --> 00:53:19,666
(Quietly) I know what you're doing,
and it won't work.
1190
00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:22,083
(Whispers) I'm just getting started.
1191
00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,000
(Glenda) Bottoms up.
1192
00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:24,833
(Damien) Mm-hmm.
1193
00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:26,625
("Big Energy" by Latto playing)
1194
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:28,458
(Sighs contentedly)
1195
00:53:29,041 --> 00:53:30,750
♪ Bad chick, I could be your fantasy ♪
1196
00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:33,000
♪ I can tell you got big, big energy ♪
1197
00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:35,291
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me ♪
1198
00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:37,541
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy ♪
1199
00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:39,333
♪ Make 'em sing
To this thang like a melody ♪
1200
00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:42,000
♪ And if your girl ain't right
I got the remedy ♪
1201
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:44,541
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me ♪
1202
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:46,500
♪ Bad chick, I could be your fantasy ♪
1203
00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:50,416
♪ Tell me how you want it
Three, two, one and I'm on it ♪
1204
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,458
♪ Feel good, don't it?
Hood chick, you in a bonnet ♪
1205
00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:55,958
♪ Imma bust it on a pole like Onyx
I'm just bein' honest... ♪
1206
00:53:56,041 --> 00:53:58,000
- Gosh, David.
- Damien.
1207
00:53:58,083 --> 00:54:00,583
Whatever. You are game.
1208
00:54:00,666 --> 00:54:01,875
Oh. Okay.
1209
00:54:01,958 --> 00:54:03,166
(Laughing)
1210
00:54:03,250 --> 00:54:04,750
♪ Mine in the bank, in the bank ♪
1211
00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:08,333
♪ I like what I see
A boss like you need a boss like me ♪
1212
00:54:08,416 --> 00:54:10,000
♪ Daddy from the street
So he move lowkey ♪
1213
00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:11,583
(Patrons cheering)
1214
00:54:11,666 --> 00:54:15,708
(Chanting) Glenda! Glenda! Glenda! Glenda!
1215
00:54:15,791 --> 00:54:17,458
(Cheering and whistling)
1216
00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:19,875
- (Thuds)
- (Patrons) Oh.
1217
00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:22,458
Oh no. Not again.
1218
00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:24,833
Buttercup?
1219
00:54:24,916 --> 00:54:26,666
(Cheering excitedly)
1220
00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:27,791
(Sighs in relief)
1221
00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:31,125
(Alex) You hold your liquor well
for a man.
1222
00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:33,541
And you know what else?
1223
00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:36,791
I have the penis of a 25-year-old.
1224
00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:39,375
When are you gonna give it back?
1225
00:54:40,416 --> 00:54:42,416
(Both laughing)
1226
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:46,958
(Glenda groans groggily)
1227
00:54:47,041 --> 00:54:48,791
Louis, I love you.
1228
00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:52,125
Love you too, madam, but just...
just leave... just not the hair.
1229
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:54,208
- (Glenda groans groggily)
- (Damien) Mm-hmm. Come on.
1230
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,916
And... And don't forget madam's booties.
1231
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,791
- I've got them. Thank you. Thank you.
- (Glenda) I love you, Louis.
1232
00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:01,500
(Louis) You too, ma'am. You too.
1233
00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:03,916
(Slurred) Okay, now we've got
to get her through the door.
1234
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:04,875
Okay.
1235
00:55:05,416 --> 00:55:07,291
- (Thuds)
- (Glenda) Ow.
1236
00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:09,625
Preferably having opened it first.
1237
00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:12,333
- I think you've broken her neck. (Laughs)
- (Laughing)
1238
00:55:12,416 --> 00:55:14,458
- (Thudding)
- (Damien) I've broken her neck.
1239
00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:16,375
(Laughing)
1240
00:55:18,041 --> 00:55:19,000
(Damien blows raspberry)
1241
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,125
(Birds chirping)
1242
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,500
(Alex) He is trickier than we realize.
1243
00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:27,208
Well, if he's gonna play dirty,
then I'm gonna play fucking filthy.
1244
00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:29,666
I'm going to destroy him.
1245
00:55:29,750 --> 00:55:30,958
(Tableware clatters)
1246
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:33,666
And I'm gonna write a killer presentation.
1247
00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:36,750
(Inhales) And he won't know
what's hit him.
1248
00:55:37,875 --> 00:55:38,708
Hmm.
1249
00:55:38,791 --> 00:55:41,000
(Suspenseful tone plays)
1250
00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:43,083
Good morning, all.
1251
00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:47,500
On behalf of the board of Atlas,
1252
00:55:47,583 --> 00:55:50,291
who have kindly joined us today,
1253
00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:52,291
we are excited to hear your thoughts
1254
00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:54,458
on the future of our company.
1255
00:55:54,541 --> 00:55:55,875
Who would like to start us off?
1256
00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:58,208
Alex.
1257
00:55:58,291 --> 00:56:00,125
And Damien.
1258
00:56:01,166 --> 00:56:02,250
Well...
1259
00:56:03,375 --> 00:56:05,458
Gentlemen first, as they say.
1260
00:56:07,083 --> 00:56:07,916
(Damien) Mm.
1261
00:56:08,791 --> 00:56:10,666
Thank you so much, Glenda.
1262
00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,166
Change.
1263
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:18,625
Everyone fears it.
1264
00:56:19,541 --> 00:56:20,708
And who can blame them?
1265
00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:24,083
Change is terrifying.
1266
00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:26,958
It's far easier
to keep to the familiar path,
1267
00:56:27,041 --> 00:56:28,791
avoiding any risk at all.
1268
00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:32,166
But one also avoids the innovation...
1269
00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:37,000
...that is so fundamental
to true leadership.
1270
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:39,833
So while some women in power may prefer
1271
00:56:39,916 --> 00:56:42,916
to keep men beneath them cocooned,
1272
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,666
unable to realize their full potential,
1273
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,916
other more enlightened females
1274
00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:52,958
have the wisdom
and the courage to say,
1275
00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:57,416
"Bring on change."
1276
00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:06,458
(Glenda) Oh!
1277
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:10,041
(Exhales in awe)
1278
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:16,958
(Gasps) Oh! (Chuckles)
1279
00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:25,125
(Damien) This little butterfly here
saw in Glenda someone wise
1280
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:29,500
who realizes their potential
is often hidden and locked away.
1281
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:33,250
It just needs to be released.
1282
00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:34,208
- And--
- (Phone rings)
1283
00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:35,416
- (Alex) Sorry.
- Rude.
1284
00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:39,416
It's as if you're trying to prevent
Glenda from hearing what I have to say.
1285
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:42,750
No, it's my kid, and they know not to call
unless it's an emergency.
1286
00:57:42,833 --> 00:57:43,666
- So, uh...
- Come on.
1287
00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:46,250
- Um... Will you just excuse me?
- (Damien) Can you do this outside?
1288
00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:48,833
- (Daughter) Mum.
- My God. What has happened to your face?
1289
00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:51,375
I was skateboarding with Jack and Mia,
and I chipped my teeth.
1290
00:57:51,458 --> 00:57:54,208
Did your father call
the dentist? Dr... Um... Uh...
1291
00:57:54,291 --> 00:57:56,041
- (Sighs) What's her name?
- Shabtai.
1292
00:57:56,125 --> 00:57:57,333
- Shabtai.
- Shabtai.
1293
00:57:57,416 --> 00:57:59,583
(Daughter) Her office said
she can't see me until Monday.
1294
00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:02,208
And Dad called, like,
five other places, and no one can see me.
1295
00:58:02,791 --> 00:58:03,791
(Alex) Okay.
1296
00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:05,000
Uh...
1297
00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:06,333
Is everything all right?
1298
00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:08,208
- (Alex) Um...
- (Damien) I can help.
1299
00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:14,541
I'm extremely close
with the best dentist in London.
1300
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:15,625
You are?
1301
00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:17,541
(Damien) She's got
a six-month waiting list,
1302
00:58:17,625 --> 00:58:21,208
but I can try and see
if she has any availability today.
1303
00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:22,791
- (Ringback tone)
- Oh, well done, Damien.
1304
00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:25,208
I believe interpersonal connections
1305
00:58:25,291 --> 00:58:27,000
are often overlooked.
1306
00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:28,416
(Sunny) What do you want, dickwit?
1307
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:31,166
Johnny told me you were the one
who taught him the word twat.
1308
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:34,458
- And you paid Tommy to take the blame.
- (Laughing) Yes, doctor.
1309
00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:36,000
- Hilarious.
- (All laughing)
1310
00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:40,500
(Damien) Bit of a dental emergency here.
Colleague's child has chipped their tooth.
1311
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,416
We were hoping you could see them today.
1312
00:58:43,708 --> 00:58:44,875
(Phone locks)
1313
00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:48,041
- She can see Charlie this afternoon.
- (All exclaim)
1314
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:50,583
- (Louis) Nice one, Damien.
- Well done, Damien.
1315
00:58:50,666 --> 00:58:53,458
Charlie, did you hear that?
There is someone here who knows a dentist
1316
00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:55,625
who can get you in this afternoon.
1317
00:58:55,708 --> 00:58:58,708
So I will text you the address,
and then I will be there as soon as I can.
1318
00:58:58,791 --> 00:59:00,458
- Thank you, Mum. Bye.
- (Alex) Okay, bye.
1319
00:59:00,541 --> 00:59:01,375
(Phone locks)
1320
00:59:02,041 --> 00:59:05,541
I am so sorry,
but I have to be there for them.
1321
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:06,916
Of course.
1322
00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:08,458
We understand.
1323
00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:11,666
And we'll try our best
to carry on without you, Alex.
1324
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:14,708
Damien, you couldn't maybe come with me?
1325
00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:16,416
Help facilitate things with the dentist?
1326
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:17,958
I wouldn't normally ask,
1327
00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:22,083
only I know how important
interpersonal connections are to you.
1328
00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:26,458
Love to. I really would, but Glenda is
very keen to hear my presentation.
1329
00:59:26,541 --> 00:59:28,333
- (Glenda) Nonsense. Go help.
- So, unfor--
1330
00:59:28,416 --> 00:59:30,791
We'll be fine here with Mr. Butterfly.
1331
00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:35,083
I... I'm going to name him Marcello.
1332
00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:37,000
- (Laughs)
- (Chuckles)
1333
00:59:38,291 --> 00:59:39,125
Brilliant.
1334
00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:41,041
(Engine revving)
1335
00:59:41,125 --> 00:59:42,166
(Shouts) No, no, no.
1336
00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,500
- (Tires screech)
- If you overtake, a little slower, please.
1337
00:59:44,583 --> 00:59:45,583
Not in a Porsche. No.
1338
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,083
- (Tires screech)
- (Damien) Eyes on the road.
1339
00:59:49,166 --> 00:59:51,500
Do you genuinely think you could be CEO?
1340
00:59:51,583 --> 00:59:52,541
Yes, I do.
1341
00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:55,083
Because I'm the best man...
person, for the job.
1342
00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:57,958
- (Laughing)
- Why are you laughing? I am.
1343
00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:00,208
If the board had any balls,
I'd be the CEO.
1344
01:00:00,291 --> 01:00:02,583
"Had any balls"?
Did you just make that up?
1345
01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:04,833
No, it's a popular phrase.
1346
01:00:04,916 --> 01:00:06,375
What do you suppose it means?
1347
01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:08,708
What do I suppose... It means to be a man,
1348
01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:10,833
to have balls, to be powerful.
1349
01:00:10,916 --> 01:00:11,875
- To be strong.
- Balls?
1350
01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:12,833
Yes, balls.
1351
01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:14,666
The delicate sacks
that dangle from your body,
1352
01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:17,583
where the slightest tap
sends you weeping to the ground?
1353
01:00:18,125 --> 01:00:19,583
- Yes.
- (Engine revving)
1354
01:00:19,666 --> 01:00:21,208
- (Tire pops)
- (Alex) Oh shit!
1355
01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,416
- What do you expect?
- We've got a flat tire.
1356
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:26,875
- (Damien) Thanks for the womansplaining.
- (Alex) It's okay. I'm not gonna crash.
1357
01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:30,208
- (Seatbelt unbuckles)
- (Handbrake ratchets)
1358
01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:32,166
- (Alex grunts)
- (Engine shuts off)
1359
01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:35,416
(Groans) Of course this happens now.
1360
01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:37,458
(Sighs)
1361
01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:41,375
Oh, fatherfucker.
1362
01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:45,083
God, I haven't changed a tire
since my mum taught me as a teenager.
1363
01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:46,666
All right, take a breath.
1364
01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:50,500
All right? Aren't I meant to be the one
who's a drama... king?
1365
01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:52,666
Yeah, and you're making
a pretty good job of it.
1366
01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:54,625
- (Hood rattles)
- Okay. So careful. Careful.
1367
01:01:00,166 --> 01:01:01,541
Can you change a tire?
1368
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,875
No, I'm a man.
1369
01:01:04,458 --> 01:01:07,166
- (Alex breathes with effort)
- (Damien) Put your back into it, come on.
1370
01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:09,916
- There we go.
- (Phone rings)
1371
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:11,708
(Damien) Is that your kid?
1372
01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:15,208
- (Ringing stops)
- No, their father.
1373
01:01:15,291 --> 01:01:17,750
(Inhales) Basically trying
to give me a hard time.
1374
01:01:17,833 --> 01:01:20,750
- (Breathing with effort)
- Oh. Sounds like a prize. What happened?
1375
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,041
Oh, it was a classic story.
He's a model.
1376
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:26,125
- (Damien) Mm-hmm.
- He was gorgeous and sexy and fun.
1377
01:01:26,666 --> 01:01:29,333
And then he lied about being on the pill
and knocked me up.
1378
01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:31,791
Basically trapped me.
1379
01:01:31,875 --> 01:01:33,875
- At least you've got Charlie, eh?
- Yeah.
1380
01:01:33,958 --> 01:01:35,208
Yeah, Charlie's great.
1381
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,208
You know, I never saw myself as a mother,
1382
01:01:38,291 --> 01:01:39,875
but it's actually pretty good.
1383
01:01:40,791 --> 01:01:41,833
The kid's really sweet.
1384
01:01:41,916 --> 01:01:44,625
I've stopped thinking,
"More, more, more" all the time.
1385
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:46,083
(Jack cranking)
1386
01:01:46,166 --> 01:01:47,375
It was a wake-up call.
1387
01:01:47,458 --> 01:01:48,750
- (Phone pings twice)
- (Alex sighs)
1388
01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:50,250
- Is that him again?
- (Alex) Probably.
1389
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:52,125
- See.
- (Exhales heavily)
1390
01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:54,416
This is why I never wanted to get married.
1391
01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:57,875
It's this exact scenario.
1392
01:01:58,375 --> 01:01:59,458
(Metal clicks)
1393
01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:01,416
Kid breaks their teeth
1394
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,041
while I'm in the middle of a competition
1395
01:02:03,125 --> 01:02:06,250
to become CEO
against a far superior candidate.
1396
01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:09,041
I'm sorry to keep saying this,
but this is not a competition.
1397
01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:11,125
- Oh, I'm aware of that.
- (Alex exhales with effort)
1398
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,416
- It's a coronation.
- Oh, my God. You're kidding me.
1399
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:15,708
- They don't wanna hire a woman as CEO.
- (Laughs dryly)
1400
01:02:15,791 --> 01:02:20,541
I have to be undeniably the best
to even be in consideration.
1401
01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:22,375
And luckily for me, I am.
1402
01:02:22,458 --> 01:02:24,583
- (Damien exhales with effort)
- (Hood locks)
1403
01:02:28,208 --> 01:02:29,041
What?
1404
01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:32,791
Nothing.
1405
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,750
It just sounds so much worse
coming from someone else.
1406
01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:38,416
(Engine revving)
1407
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:44,458
- (Alex) You all right?
- Yeah.
1408
01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:46,125
Let's have a look.
1409
01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:48,666
- Oof. That's gnarly.
- (Door closes)
1410
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:50,833
- Who are you?
- (Alex) That's Damien, he works for me.
1411
01:02:50,916 --> 01:02:52,958
- She'll be working for me tomorrow.
- Ha-ha.
1412
01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:55,583
This is nothing.
1413
01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:58,791
We'll get these beauties sorted
in time for dinner.
1414
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:01,000
Oh. Well, that's a relief.
1415
01:03:01,666 --> 01:03:03,583
(Damien) So, are you gonna head back?
1416
01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:06,291
Honestly, it's late,
and we've missed the meeting anyway.
1417
01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:09,083
They're heading home in the morning.
I'll wait for Charlie and go home.
1418
01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:12,125
Thank God, uh,
'cause I'm completely exhausted.
1419
01:03:12,208 --> 01:03:14,000
So, I'm heading home too,
1420
01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:16,333
and let's resume
our epic battle in the morning.
1421
01:03:16,416 --> 01:03:19,583
- (Chuckles) Do you need a ride?
- With you behind the wheel?
1422
01:03:19,666 --> 01:03:21,416
I'll be taking the tube. Thank you.
1423
01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:22,625
(Laughs)
1424
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:25,250
- Oh, Damien.
- Yeah?
1425
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,500
Thank you.
1426
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,041
You're welcome.
1427
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,708
(Engine revving)
1428
01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:44,958
Glenda, I've been ready
to take the mantle for years.
1429
01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:46,458
Oh, Glenda!
1430
01:03:46,541 --> 01:03:47,666
Damien?
1431
01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:49,791
- Oh shit!
- Damien!
1432
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:51,958
Don't you dare! (Panting)
1433
01:03:52,666 --> 01:03:53,500
(Damien) Fuck!
1434
01:03:55,041 --> 01:03:56,041
Bastard!
1435
01:03:57,291 --> 01:03:58,708
- Are you joking?
- Are you joking?
1436
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:00,666
- What the hell are you doing here?
- (Door closes)
1437
01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:01,916
How did you get here so fast?
1438
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,500
- I took the train.
- You took the train?
1439
01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:04,791
You said you were staying home.
1440
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,250
- You said you were staying home.
- Yes, well, I lied.
1441
01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:10,333
I'm at a severe disadvantage,
and I need to cheat whenever I can.
1442
01:04:10,416 --> 01:04:13,541
This is not a game! This is a job!
1443
01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:16,750
And you're just making
your future CEO very, very angry.
1444
01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:18,000
Just admit it.
1445
01:04:18,541 --> 01:04:20,750
- I'm much better at this than you are.
- Oh yeah?
1446
01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:23,375
- I'm kicking your arse.
- You wish you were kicking my ass.
1447
01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:25,250
I won't be anywhere
near your stinking arse.
1448
01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:26,458
Oh yeah?
1449
01:04:27,666 --> 01:04:28,916
(Breathing heavily)
1450
01:04:33,208 --> 01:04:34,250
(Alex moaning)
1451
01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:38,375
Hm. There's a form we need to fill out
at Atlas, saying we both consent.
1452
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:39,833
I consent. I consent.
1453
01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:42,291
- On your back.
- (Damien moans)
1454
01:04:43,791 --> 01:04:44,875
So, you wanna be on top?
1455
01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:47,916
- (Breathing heavily)
- (Alex chuckles) I'm always on top.
1456
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,958
- (Damien) Well, that's a coincidence.
- Oh! Oh yeah? (Gasps)
1457
01:04:51,041 --> 01:04:53,583
- (Damien) 'Cause so am I.
- (Alex) Oh.
1458
01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:56,916
- You think? Not anymore.
- (Damien grunts)
1459
01:04:57,666 --> 01:04:58,833
(Buttons pop)
1460
01:04:58,916 --> 01:05:01,125
- (Whispers) Oh, God.
- (Damien chuckles) Come here.
1461
01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:05,041
(Moaning)
1462
01:05:05,125 --> 01:05:06,750
(Damien) I have to warn you.
1463
01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:09,000
The last woman I was with
died from pleasure.
1464
01:05:09,083 --> 01:05:10,291
(Alex) Oh yeah? Oh!
1465
01:05:10,375 --> 01:05:12,500
(Damien) So you're taking your life
into your own hands.
1466
01:05:12,583 --> 01:05:13,791
(Both moan)
1467
01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:14,958
(Breathing heavily)
1468
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,958
- (Damien) Do you wanna risk it?
- (Both grunt)
1469
01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:18,541
I do.
1470
01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:19,833
(Both moaning intensely)
1471
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:22,708
(Alex) Maybe we take turns
1472
01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:24,208
being on top.
1473
01:05:24,291 --> 01:05:25,166
(Damien moans)
1474
01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:28,416
- Ladies first.
- (Alex moaning)
1475
01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:37,458
(Rooster crowing
in the distance)
1476
01:05:48,916 --> 01:05:50,000
(Belt buckle clinks)
1477
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:02,833
(Door slams)
1478
01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:05,250
Oh!
1479
01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:08,000
- What are you doing?
- (Alex) Um...
1480
01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:09,625
What are you doing?
1481
01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:11,833
Are you sneaking out?
1482
01:06:11,916 --> 01:06:13,750
No, I'm not sneaking out.
1483
01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:17,083
I would not sneak out.
I was gonna leave you a very nice note.
1484
01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:20,083
- I was gonna get you breakfast.
- (Damien) I was gonna order you breakfast.
1485
01:06:20,166 --> 01:06:22,125
I mean, I am the sneaker.
1486
01:06:22,208 --> 01:06:24,083
You're meant to be the sneakee.
1487
01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:26,041
- You know, last night was fun.
- (Damien) Mm.
1488
01:06:26,125 --> 01:06:28,416
It was actually really fun. It was, like...
1489
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:29,625
It was shockingly fun.
1490
01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:33,500
Yeah, it was almost like
sleeping with, uh... myself.
1491
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:35,458
Same.
1492
01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:39,416
But, look, I respect you too much
not to be totally honest. I...
1493
01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:43,250
I'm not interested
in anything serious.
1494
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,500
Oh, believe me, I'm less interested
in something serious.
1495
01:06:45,583 --> 01:06:47,416
I'm not in the place
for a relationship.
1496
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:50,541
No, I am literally
not in the place for a relationship.
1497
01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:53,250
You don't have to say that because
you think that's what I want to hear.
1498
01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:54,666
No, it's what I want to hear.
1499
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:56,958
There is someone out there
who is looking for
1500
01:06:57,041 --> 01:06:58,958
exactly what you're looking for.
1501
01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:02,333
And they are so very lucky.
1502
01:07:02,416 --> 01:07:03,583
Wow!
1503
01:07:03,666 --> 01:07:05,541
Now, that is a great line.
1504
01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:07,000
I'm sorry, what?
1505
01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:08,833
(Damien) Well, it's complimentary,
1506
01:07:08,916 --> 01:07:10,500
it's optimistic,
1507
01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:13,000
and it completely shuts everything down.
1508
01:07:13,083 --> 01:07:14,125
It's artistry.
1509
01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:15,833
Can I steal it?
1510
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:19,125
- Sure.
- I normally give a little gift.
1511
01:07:19,708 --> 01:07:20,916
- A little gift?
- Yeah.
1512
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:25,125
Like, uh, an outfit
or an overpriced candle.
1513
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:28,083
You know, a small token of appreciation
for a fun evening.
1514
01:07:28,166 --> 01:07:30,083
Uh, here.
1515
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,125
Thank you for last night.
1516
01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,916
Wow. A pen.
1517
01:07:37,791 --> 01:07:40,375
- Thank you.
- (Softly) You're welcome.
1518
01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:42,000
(Laughs)
1519
01:07:42,083 --> 01:07:44,125
- I mean, this is...
- (Shoes clatter)
1520
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:47,291
This is the longest conversation
I've ever had with a woman in the morning.
1521
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:50,000
- (Laughs)
- Yeah. (Chuckles)
1522
01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:52,333
I know you don't wanna stay,
1523
01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:54,666
but you don't have to leave.
1524
01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:57,791
What do we do if we stay?
1525
01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,041
I don't know.
I'm usually 20 miles away by now.
1526
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:02,958
- (Laughing)
- You tell me.
1527
01:08:04,125 --> 01:08:06,291
- (Phone ringing and vibrating)
- (Alex) Oh.
1528
01:08:08,416 --> 01:08:11,583
- Um, be quiet for a minute.
- What, don't moan with pleasure?
1529
01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:14,666
(Alex) Glenda, hello.
1530
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:16,916
- (Damien moans lightly)
- (Alex) Understood.
1531
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,333
Mm-hmm.
1532
01:08:19,041 --> 01:08:21,791
- We'll speak later today.
- (Phone locks)
1533
01:08:21,875 --> 01:08:23,458
Well, we might need you to sign
1534
01:08:23,541 --> 01:08:25,416
that consent form
1535
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:29,833
because you just slept
with the CEO of the Atlas Agency.
1536
01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:35,708
But you didn't even pitch.
I had that room in the palm of my hand.
1537
01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,666
(Alex) I've been impressed
with you this weekend.
1538
01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:41,458
- I think there might be an opportunity--
- (Damien) No, no, no. I must be the boss.
1539
01:08:41,541 --> 01:08:42,416
(Alex) Whoa.
1540
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,958
No, you don't understand.
I need to be the one in charge.
1541
01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:48,791
That's not how promotions work.
It's not about who needs anything.
1542
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:51,500
It's not about feelings. It's about
finding the best woman for the job.
1543
01:08:51,583 --> 01:08:54,125
Exactly, the best woman for the job.
I never had a chance.
1544
01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:56,791
- Of course, you make it about being a man.
- It is about being a man.
1545
01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:58,708
Are you so brainwashed,
you don't get that?
1546
01:08:58,791 --> 01:09:00,791
I get that you're disappointed.
1547
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:04,916
No, you don't get it
because this whole system works for you.
1548
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,416
This company, this world
1549
01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:09,333
is one big joke,
1550
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:12,458
and you being made CEO
is the biggest joke of all.
1551
01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:14,666
Well, luckily for you,
1552
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,250
you don't have to deal
with the company anymore
1553
01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:19,333
because my first act as CEO
1554
01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:21,750
is to fire you.
1555
01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:23,583
Now get out.
1556
01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:26,125
(Footsteps receding)
1557
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:28,583
("Mad World" by Jasmine Thompson playing)
1558
01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:40,583
- Should've been you, Dame.
- Big time.
1559
01:09:40,666 --> 01:09:43,541
Alex will never have our support. Never.
1560
01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:45,208
Thanks, gents. I appreciate it.
1561
01:09:45,291 --> 01:09:46,666
Come on, let's bring it in.
1562
01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:49,583
(Louis sighs)
1563
01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:53,375
(Softly) Okay.
1564
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:57,750
It's a travesty, is what it is.
1565
01:10:00,458 --> 01:10:05,208
♪ All around me are familiar faces ♪
1566
01:10:05,291 --> 01:10:08,000
♪ Worn out places ♪
1567
01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:11,458
♪ Worn out faces ♪
1568
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:16,250
♪ Bright and early for the daily races ♪
1569
01:10:16,333 --> 01:10:22,208
♪ Going nowhere, going nowhere ♪
1570
01:10:22,875 --> 01:10:27,250
♪ Their tears are
Filling up their glasses ♪
1571
01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:33,041
♪ No expression, no expression ♪
1572
01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:37,625
♪ Hide my head
I wanna drown my sorrow ♪
1573
01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:41,708
♪ No tomorrow... ♪
1574
01:10:41,791 --> 01:10:44,041
- (Distant siren wailing)
- (Wings fluttering)
1575
01:10:44,958 --> 01:10:46,916
♪ I find it kind of funny... ♪
1576
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,041
They know. Somehow,
the pigeons always know.
1577
01:10:50,541 --> 01:10:55,750
♪ The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had ♪
1578
01:10:56,333 --> 01:11:00,625
♪ I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take... ♪
1579
01:11:00,708 --> 01:11:02,541
- (Employees cheering)
- We love you, Alex!
1580
01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:09,458
(All chanting) CEO! CEO! CEO! CEO!
1581
01:11:09,541 --> 01:11:12,916
CEO! CEO! CEO!
1582
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,958
♪ Mad world ♪
1583
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:20,916
♪ And I find it hard to tell you ♪
1584
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,666
♪ I find it hard to take
When people run... ♪
1585
01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:25,583
(Pigeon coos)
1586
01:11:25,666 --> 01:11:28,375
Stop it. How would you like it
if I took a shit on you?
1587
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:29,875
Seriously.
1588
01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:31,916
(Pigeons cooing)
1589
01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:34,500
You can hop back on when I come out.
1590
01:11:37,166 --> 01:11:38,333
- (Door creaks)
- Hi, Mum.
1591
01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:41,083
Good heavens, Damien.
1592
01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:42,375
What's happened to you?
1593
01:11:42,458 --> 01:11:43,791
(Damien) I got fired.
1594
01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:46,166
Can I come in?
1595
01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,916
Oh, God.
1596
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,458
Chris! Your brother-in-law's
covered in shit!
1597
01:11:52,416 --> 01:11:55,000
Oh, what's happened?
1598
01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:56,666
I get it now.
1599
01:11:56,750 --> 01:11:59,416
Women have been in charge here
since the beginning of time.
1600
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,375
The truth is I never had a chance.
1601
01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:06,125
I mean, they knew it.
They all bloody knew it.
1602
01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:08,041
Well done for trying, love.
1603
01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,458
- Aw. Thanks, Dad. That's sweet.
- (Smooches)
1604
01:12:10,541 --> 01:12:13,833
Hey, um, I've got a friend of mine
who's a... He's a solicitor.
1605
01:12:13,916 --> 01:12:15,833
He... He goes to my spin class.
1606
01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:18,250
He deals with cases like this.
1607
01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,458
You wanna talk to him?
1608
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:25,583
I mean, what we've got here is clearly
a fraudulent vetting process for CEO
1609
01:12:25,666 --> 01:12:27,750
coupled with wrongful termination.
1610
01:12:27,833 --> 01:12:30,000
At the least, we will get your job back.
1611
01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:31,000
Good.
1612
01:12:31,708 --> 01:12:35,041
I do have to warn you, though.
These things, they can get ugly.
1613
01:12:36,583 --> 01:12:37,916
Are you committed
1614
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:40,916
to holding Atlas accountable
and making them pay?
1615
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:43,583
Absolutely.
1616
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:45,041
(Exhales and taps leg)
1617
01:12:45,958 --> 01:12:47,125
You are my inspiration.
1618
01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:48,875
- (Softly) Thank you.
- (Softly) I'm inspired.
1619
01:12:48,958 --> 01:12:52,666
This is precisely
why we try to avoid hiring men.
1620
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,708
(Attorney) We need to confirm, Alex,
1621
01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:57,625
that there isn't anything
that they could perhaps use against us.
1622
01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:01,375
Nothing inappropriate?
1623
01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:05,083
Well, we did have sex once. (Chuckles)
1624
01:13:05,166 --> 01:13:06,416
Oh, God.
1625
01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:09,750
- But only once.
- When?
1626
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,833
Well, right before I, uh...
1627
01:13:13,875 --> 01:13:15,250
Bef... before I fired him.
1628
01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:16,333
Oh, fuck me.
1629
01:13:16,416 --> 01:13:19,458
Sorry, I realize now
that was poor judgment on my part.
1630
01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:22,833
Poor judgment?
This is the Titanic of bad decisions.
1631
01:13:22,916 --> 01:13:24,375
He's got us by the ovaries.
1632
01:13:24,958 --> 01:13:27,625
(Solicitor) If we're gonna fight back,
we need ammunition.
1633
01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:30,916
Is there anything you observed at Atlas
1634
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,666
that we could possibly use against Alex?
1635
01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:37,125
Any interactions of a sexual nature
with lower-level employees?
1636
01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:38,875
(Chris) Tell them, Damien.
1637
01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:42,375
- (Solicitor) Think, Damien.
- (Chris) Tell them what you told me.
1638
01:13:42,458 --> 01:13:45,041
(Solicitor) All we need is one instance
of inappropriate behavior,
1639
01:13:45,125 --> 01:13:47,041
and there's a good chance we can win this
1640
01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:48,875
and get you installed as CEO.
1641
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,416
- (Chris) Tell them.
- (Solicitor) Can you think of anything?
1642
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:52,875
(Chris) Damien, we have to tell it.
1643
01:13:52,958 --> 01:13:55,666
- (Solicitor) Anything at all?
- (Chris) Tell them about the secret.
1644
01:13:57,791 --> 01:13:59,791
We've already lost one major client,
1645
01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:01,958
and word is there are more
on the way.
1646
01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:05,416
Glenda, please don't worry
about the clients. I can handle them.
1647
01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:07,583
One bright spot is that,
for some reason,
1648
01:14:07,666 --> 01:14:11,666
their team have yet to bring up the fact
that Alex slept with Damien.
1649
01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:13,333
They haven't?
1650
01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:15,875
- (Attorney) Not a word.
- Why do you think that is?
1651
01:14:15,958 --> 01:14:16,833
No idea.
1652
01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:19,458
Frankly, it makes no sense.
1653
01:14:19,541 --> 01:14:22,375
- (Glenda) Is there nothing to be done?
- (Attorney) It's a challenge.
1654
01:14:23,666 --> 01:14:25,750
(Attorney) The public
loves an underdog story.
1655
01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:30,125
- (Glenda) Alex?
- Yes?
1656
01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:34,291
Thank you for joining us,
but I'm sure, as CEO,
1657
01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:37,000
you have other things
you need to be doing right now.
1658
01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:40,041
I do.
1659
01:14:40,583 --> 01:14:42,625
(Breathes nervously)
1660
01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:45,083
Thank you.
1661
01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:48,041
Well, well.
1662
01:14:49,041 --> 01:14:50,625
Time to make a change.
1663
01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:52,666
(Door creaks)
1664
01:14:53,875 --> 01:14:56,125
- Alex?
- Damien.
1665
01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:01,416
What are you doing here?
1666
01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:06,750
- We're not supposed to have any contact.
- Why didn't you tell them we had sex?
1667
01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:11,958
I don't know.
1668
01:15:12,041 --> 01:15:15,250
It would've made your case a slam dunk.
Why didn't you do it?
1669
01:15:17,291 --> 01:15:21,125
- (Phone rings and vibrates)
- Oh, sorry. Yeah, I've gotta take this.
1670
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:24,083
Glenda. Hi.
1671
01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:26,791
- Yes.
- (Chris sighs)
1672
01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:29,500
I understand.
1673
01:15:30,541 --> 01:15:31,541
Mm-hmm.
1674
01:15:32,625 --> 01:15:33,625
Thank you.
1675
01:15:34,291 --> 01:15:36,375
- (Phone locks)
- Everything okay?
1676
01:15:36,458 --> 01:15:40,458
You have just been made CEO.
1677
01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:41,666
- Cool!
- Wow!
1678
01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:44,208
CEO?
1679
01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:46,541
It's okay. I'm happy for you.
1680
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:50,333
I think. It's complicated, obviously.
1681
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:53,875
I will just have to get used to you
being the one in charge.
1682
01:15:55,041 --> 01:15:56,416
The one in charge?
1683
01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:58,000
So that means...
1684
01:15:58,083 --> 01:16:00,125
Wait, I'm not ready
to go back yet.
1685
01:16:01,041 --> 01:16:03,666
Wait! Wait, I'm not ready
to go back yet!
1686
01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:06,291
- Please! No, Alex, don't go away.
- (Alex) Damien, what's going on?
1687
01:16:06,375 --> 01:16:07,500
Please stay! (Yelps)
1688
01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:11,833
(Slowed gasping)
1689
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:15,333
(Thuds)
1690
01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:18,041
('Walk On The Wild Side"
by Lou Reed playing)
1691
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,458
(Faint male voice) Can you hear me?
1692
01:16:28,541 --> 01:16:30,333
- (Siren wailing)
- (Wings fluttering)
1693
01:16:30,416 --> 01:16:32,750
- (Faint male voice) What's your name?
- Alex?
1694
01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:35,541
(Voice clears) Alex?
Mate, get off the pavement.
1695
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:38,458
♪ Do, do-do, do-do,
do-do-do-do, do-do, do-do... ♪
1696
01:16:38,541 --> 01:16:39,541
Alex?
1697
01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:42,875
♪ Do, do-do, do-do,
do-do-do-do, do-do, do-do...♪
1698
01:16:42,958 --> 01:16:44,125
Oh, my God.
1699
01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,250
I'm back.
1700
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:53,541
(Elevator dings)
1701
01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:55,500
(Female automated voice)
Welcome to Atlas.
1702
01:16:56,291 --> 01:16:57,291
Felicity?
1703
01:16:58,625 --> 01:17:00,250
- You're alive.
- Of course I am.
1704
01:17:00,333 --> 01:17:02,416
- You're alive!
- (Felicity) I'm always here, 23 years.
1705
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,666
- (Laughing with joy) Oh.
- What's got into you? Oh, darling.
1706
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:07,500
- (Chuckles)
- (Damien sighs)
1707
01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:09,833
- (Chuckles)
- You dirty animal.
1708
01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:11,583
What? Are... Are you all right, Damien?
1709
01:17:11,666 --> 01:17:14,416
You look pale. Would you like me
to get you a cup of tea?
1710
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,666
- Alex. Alex?
- (Felicity) Oh dear. He's gone.
1711
01:17:17,833 --> 01:17:18,833
Alex?
1712
01:17:21,958 --> 01:17:24,125
- Ruby? Ruby?
- (Ruby) Mm-hmm?
1713
01:17:24,208 --> 01:17:26,583
- (Damien) Where's Alex?
- Didn't she just quit very loudly?
1714
01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:27,916
Oh, I'm such a dick!
1715
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,000
(Ruby, sarcastically) No, you're not.
1716
01:17:31,791 --> 01:17:33,333
I'm gonna make it up to you.
1717
01:17:34,208 --> 01:17:36,333
You've been my assistant for far too long.
1718
01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:38,958
- You need a promotion.
- Damien, are you high?
1719
01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:41,416
No, no, no, I promise you
I'm gonna recommend you
1720
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:43,541
to be part of the senior management.
1721
01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:45,416
You deserve it.
1722
01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:49,125
- Okay.
- But I need a favor.
1723
01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:52,583
I need Alex's address.
Right now. It's an emergency, please.
1724
01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:54,333
(Ruby) I'll get that for you now.
1725
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:55,500
(Typing)
1726
01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:58,875
Damien. Damien.
1727
01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:01,166
Love the new Guinness campaign.
1728
01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:03,583
Rope me in when you come
to audition the girls, yeah?
1729
01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:06,583
- You know what I mean? (Chuckles)
- I do know what you mean.
1730
01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:09,208
You should be ashamed of yourself.
1731
01:18:09,291 --> 01:18:10,375
- Got it?
- (Ruby) Mm-hmm.
1732
01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:11,333
Thank you.
1733
01:18:13,416 --> 01:18:15,083
(Fred) Damien, what's going on?
1734
01:18:15,833 --> 01:18:19,208
- What the fuck's happened to you?
- (Damien) I've grown up, Fred.
1735
01:18:19,291 --> 01:18:20,583
Maybe you should too.
1736
01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:21,916
Everyone.
1737
01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:24,958
I wanna apologize
for being such an arsehole.
1738
01:18:25,583 --> 01:18:27,500
I'm gonna try and make things right.
1739
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,375
I promise.
1740
01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:30,916
- And, Glenda...
- Uh-oh.
1741
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,666
- (Sighs) Thank you for everything.
- Hey?
1742
01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:35,750
But you are far too intelligent
1743
01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:37,083
to be the cleaner.
1744
01:18:37,166 --> 01:18:39,291
Plus, you can out-drink
any man alive.
1745
01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:41,500
Things are gonna change.
1746
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,083
(Elevator dings)
1747
01:18:44,875 --> 01:18:46,125
- Ooh.
- (Typing)
1748
01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:50,750
Clearly on drugs at work.
1749
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,000
(Scanner beeps)
1750
01:18:56,458 --> 01:18:58,083
- (Toddler babbling)
- (Toy squeaking)
1751
01:18:58,166 --> 01:19:00,083
- Sorry, is that yours?
- Oh. Yes, thank you.
1752
01:19:00,166 --> 01:19:01,083
You're welcome.
1753
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:15,833
(Damien pants)
1754
01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:20,208
(Exhales)
1755
01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:25,083
(Purrs, meows)
1756
01:19:25,166 --> 01:19:27,541
- (Purring)
- Oh, my cat.
1757
01:19:27,625 --> 01:19:29,166
- Nice to see you.
- (Meows)
1758
01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,541
Charlie. Thank goodness.
1759
01:19:31,625 --> 01:19:32,750
Is your mum in?
1760
01:19:32,833 --> 01:19:35,041
Who are you? How do you know my name?
1761
01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:35,958
I'm Damien.
1762
01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:37,541
Damien from work?
1763
01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:40,125
- (Damien) Yes. Yes.
- The one who just fired my mum?
1764
01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:42,708
- Well, technically, she quit.
- (Charlie) Sure.
1765
01:19:42,791 --> 01:19:45,333
- (Damien) No, don't close the d-- Alex?
- (Door slams)
1766
01:19:45,416 --> 01:19:46,250
Alex?
1767
01:19:49,375 --> 01:19:50,500
- Oh, piss off.
- (Damien) Alex.
1768
01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:53,083
- I need you to come back to Atlas.
- (Door slams)
1769
01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:57,125
- Sorry?
- (Damien) You can't quit.
1770
01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:58,750
I need you. We need you.
1771
01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:00,500
Atlas needs you.
1772
01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,041
Please leave. Leave.
1773
01:20:02,125 --> 01:20:04,833
Listen, I read
your Guinness pitch. It's brilliant.
1774
01:20:06,291 --> 01:20:08,250
It's... It's creative and original,
1775
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:11,000
and the copy's simple and elegant.
1776
01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:15,833
"Love takes time, but it's worth it."
1777
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,208
Why didn't you feel this way this morning?
1778
01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:20,208
Well, because I'm a complete arsehole.
1779
01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:22,916
I hadn't read it. I lied to you.
1780
01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,250
But I have now, and it's convinced me
1781
01:20:25,333 --> 01:20:29,208
that we would be just so lucky
to have you running the campaign at Atlas.
1782
01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,000
You disrespected me.
1783
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:33,333
You insulted me.
1784
01:20:33,416 --> 01:20:37,125
And you flat-out told me
that I was only there for the optics.
1785
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:38,375
I'm so sorry.
1786
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:41,750
You've never taken me seriously,
and you made me feel invisible.
1787
01:20:41,833 --> 01:20:43,750
I was awful, and I was wrong.
1788
01:20:45,541 --> 01:20:47,208
And, Alex, I'm gonna make it up to you.
1789
01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:48,458
Just tell me
1790
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,458
what I need to do
to convince you to come back.
1791
01:20:55,291 --> 01:20:58,791
I want Austin to know
that I'll be the one running the campaign.
1792
01:20:59,458 --> 01:21:00,750
Done.
1793
01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:04,083
And I want the same salary
as the male creative directors.
1794
01:21:04,166 --> 01:21:05,625
Absolutely.
1795
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:09,916
- And I want an office.
- Fine.
1796
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,583
In fact, I want your office.
1797
01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:14,458
The only problem is, I'm in my office.
1798
01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:16,916
- (Alex) Right. Come on.
- (Damien) Okay, fine. You can have it.
1799
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:20,666
You... You deserve it.
1800
01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:26,083
What exactly has happened to you
in the last three hours?
1801
01:21:26,166 --> 01:21:28,375
Well, I... I hit my head.
1802
01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:30,000
And then when I woke up...
1803
01:21:33,166 --> 01:21:36,083
- I just wanna be a better man.
- (Alex) You hit your head?
1804
01:21:36,166 --> 01:21:39,125
So you're concussed right now?
(Chuckling) I mean, you...
1805
01:21:40,041 --> 01:21:41,833
Are you going to remember
any of this tomorrow?
1806
01:21:41,916 --> 01:21:43,625
You know what?
I'll put it in writing.
1807
01:21:43,708 --> 01:21:44,875
(Pen clatters)
1808
01:21:49,416 --> 01:21:50,458
(Damien) What is it?
1809
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:54,375
Just sort of...
1810
01:21:56,708 --> 01:21:58,291
sort of déjà... déjà vu.
1811
01:21:58,791 --> 01:21:59,958
(Pen taps lightly)
1812
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:04,208
Can we go back to the office
and make it official?
1813
01:22:05,166 --> 01:22:06,125
Um...
1814
01:22:06,208 --> 01:22:09,291
Please. Go for it.
I was gonna go for a skate anyway.
1815
01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:12,666
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch your teeth on that thing, please.
1816
01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:15,958
- What?
- Just be really careful, okay?
1817
01:22:16,458 --> 01:22:17,916
(Chuckles) Sure.
1818
01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:25,750
Just...
1819
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:28,500
(Keys jingle)
1820
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,541
- (Door creaks)
- I'm bringing mace.
1821
01:22:31,625 --> 01:22:35,208
Yeah, that's completely understandable.
It's actually encouraged.
1822
01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:39,708
Ladies first.
1823
01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:42,000
No, please.
1824
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,125
After you.
1825
01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:47,541
I feel like
I'm never gonna get this right.
1826
01:22:48,041 --> 01:22:50,458
Well, that's a good start.
1827
01:22:51,875 --> 01:22:54,291
("Move On Up" by Curtis Mayfield playing)
1828
01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:56,791
(Narrator) So there we have it.
1829
01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:58,458
That is our story.
1830
01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:00,750
And the beautiful thing is,
1831
01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:03,291
not only did Damien get what he deserved,
1832
01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:05,708
so did Alex.
1833
01:23:05,791 --> 01:23:07,791
♪ Hush now, child ♪
1834
01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:10,875
♪ And don't you cry ♪
1835
01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:15,208
♪ Your folks might understand you ♪
1836
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,750
♪ By and by ♪
1837
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,458
♪ Just move on up ♪
1838
01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:24,541
♪ Toward your destination ♪
1839
01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:29,000
♪ Though you may find from time to time ♪
1840
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:31,166
♪ Complication... ♪
1841
01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:34,916
And maybe, just maybe,
1842
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,333
living happily ever after.
1843
01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:40,791
Well, never mind about all that.
How do I get out of here?
1844
01:23:40,875 --> 01:23:42,250
This isn't about you, Fred.
1845
01:23:42,333 --> 01:23:43,916
This is about them.
1846
01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:48,125
♪ Take nothing less ♪
1847
01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:51,458
♪ Than the supreme best ♪
1848
01:23:53,250 --> 01:23:56,250
♪ Do not obey rumors people say ♪
1849
01:23:56,333 --> 01:23:58,625
♪ 'Cause you can pass the test ♪
1850
01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:01,708
♪ Just move on up ♪
1851
01:24:03,708 --> 01:24:05,708
♪ For peace you will find ♪
1852
01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:10,625
♪ Into the steeple of beautiful people ♪
1853
01:24:10,708 --> 01:24:12,708
♪ Where there's only one kind ♪
1854
01:24:14,041 --> 01:24:16,208
♪ So hush now, child ♪
1855
01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:19,208
♪ And don't you cry ♪
1856
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,750
♪ Your folks might understand you ♪
1857
01:24:24,541 --> 01:24:26,166
♪ By and by ♪
1858
01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:29,458
♪ Move on up ♪
1859
01:24:31,416 --> 01:24:33,416
♪ And keep on wishing ♪
1860
01:24:34,875 --> 01:24:38,166
♪ Remember your dream
Is your only scheme ♪
1861
01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:40,125
♪ So keep on pushing ♪
1862
01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:57,333
♪ Bite your lip ♪
1863
01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:00,750
♪ And take the trip ♪
1864
01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:05,750
♪ Though there may be wet road ahead ♪
1865
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:07,625
♪ And you cannot slip ♪
1866
01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:11,125
♪ Just move on up ♪
1867
01:25:12,750 --> 01:25:14,750
♪ To a greater day ♪
1868
01:25:16,125 --> 01:25:19,666
♪ With just a little faith
You can put your mind to it ♪
1869
01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:21,750
♪ You can surely do it ♪