1 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:16,820 Sorry, I'm a dangerous monster. 2 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,500 You are. You're a deadly Dracula. 3 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:21,800 Woo -hoo! 4 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,320 We're here, baby. 5 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,320 Most travellers avoid bad reviews. 6 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,200 Let's see what the review says. 7 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,198 One star. 8 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:29,779 One star. 9 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,440 One star. I've never seen anything more stupid. 10 00:00:31,780 --> 00:00:34,100 If I could give it zero stars, I would. But not that. 11 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:37,240 I'm a woman in a man's world. I make up my own mind. 12 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:40,380 I'm Sarah Pascoe. I'm brilliant at this. 13 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:43,060 I'm Roisin Conaty. Come on, fishy, fishy. 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,800 We're comedians, but more importantly, best friends. 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,600 As someone who has received bad reviews, I will always try to look for the good. 16 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:52,980 So we're turning the tables on the review site. 17 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,480 They were so busy, twice in their phone moment, they forgot to look out. 18 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:59,180 And visiting places based on the worst reviews. 19 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:04,200 I'm closer, it's nothing to be afraid of. My review is 100 stars. 20 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:06,980 But will this journey of salvation be a five -star fun fest? 21 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,580 Or are we in for a holiday from hell? 22 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,120 Transylvania, baby! 23 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,280 Here we are. 24 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:36,920 Wow, I'm excited. 25 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,420 I'm very excited about being in Transylvania. 26 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:41,840 I'm a big Dracula fan. 27 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,760 I like the teeth. I like the cloak. 28 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,220 I like the hairdo. I like the kissing. 29 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:47,420 I like the bat. 30 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,840 I like the love. 31 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:50,140 I like Robert Pattinson. 32 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:51,540 I'm all in. 33 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,200 I'm doing my revision on the plane. 34 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:54,699 What do you think? 35 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,140 I'm only two pages in. I fell asleep. 36 00:01:57,060 --> 00:02:00,200 I'm a big Dracula fan. Are you? I'm going to get you on to him. Well, you 37 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,340 tell me about it then. What happens at the end? 38 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:04,060 Oh, it's all sexy. 39 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:05,458 Is it? 40 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,460 Scary sexy. 41 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:07,740 Whoa. 42 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,420 On this trip to Transylvania, I would like to maybe confront some things I'm 43 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:12,780 scared of. I'm not into vampires. 44 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:18,260 I think vampires are scary and very smelly, apparently, because they've been 45 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:21,140 alive for hundreds and hundreds of years. They're all, like, fusty, dusty. 46 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,140 live in the dark. 47 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,140 I'm a sunshine, daytime person. 48 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:26,640 Hi. Hi. 49 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,880 You must be Alex. 50 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,120 Yeah, I'm Alex. 51 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:30,810 You're a lot younger than I was expecting. 52 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:32,269 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 53 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:33,270 Everybody's telling me this. 54 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:35,810 I've read that the vampires, that's the thing, they look young even though 55 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:38,850 they're hundreds of years old. We just need to check. Yeah. Oh, right, I see. 56 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:42,410 I'm a bit over 200 years old, so, yeah. Right, he's the right guy. Yeah, we've 57 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:43,690 got an expert. Let's go. 58 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:45,610 Oh, yeah. I'm going to sit with Alec. 59 00:02:45,910 --> 00:02:46,910 Yeah, do that. 60 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:50,530 You don't mind, do you? I absolutely don't. I don't trust him not to bite me. 61 00:02:56,070 --> 00:02:58,610 We're in the Romanian region of Transylvania. 62 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:01,190 First place of Vlad the Impaler. 63 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:06,330 The historical nut job, some say, is the inspiration for Bram Stoker's gothic 64 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:07,450 horror novel, Dracula. 65 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:15,310 Vampire tourism pulls in over a million visitors per year. But is there more to 66 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:17,470 see here than just sexy bloodsuckers? 67 00:03:18,350 --> 00:03:23,790 We're taking Alex's spooky white van from the town of Sigishwara through the 68 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:27,890 countryside to the gloriously named city of Perda to find out. 69 00:03:37,459 --> 00:03:38,459 We're here. 70 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:39,840 Hotel Transylvania. 71 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:41,060 It's loud. 72 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,480 It's spicy loud. 73 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:48,100 This is not so but so. It's too close to the road. But a constant traffic jam. 74 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:50,700 Would you like to hear a review? 75 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:53,060 If you shout it. Yeah, I'll shout. 76 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:58,080 Try to fall asleep fast since the walls are really thin and you can't miss the 77 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,480 moans. Well, the moans would be better than the road. 78 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,200 Oh. At least moans aren't traffic. 79 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,620 Traffic's my worst noise. 80 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,380 Well, if you have a car, there's someone else up and going to orgasm. Well, I'm 81 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,180 sorry I was so loud. 82 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:15,110 We did not stay at this hotel. We only had lunch. Here we experienced the worst 83 00:04:15,110 --> 00:04:19,490 mashed potatoes in my life. It was amazingly bad, taking into consideration 84 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:21,649 most of the second dishes had such garnishment. 85 00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:23,610 I think that person's having a stroke. 86 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:26,270 But the mashed potatoes are bad and the walls are thin. 87 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:27,850 What's your worst wish to seek, Sue? 88 00:04:28,210 --> 00:04:29,910 Foxes. Mysterious footsteps. 89 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:32,570 Ghostly children you can't see. 90 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:34,370 Oh, I love that noise. 91 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,630 Rolled out the red carpet for you. 92 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:39,290 Special guest. 93 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,440 Hello. This is big. Can I ding it? 94 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:45,720 I've never seen one that big. 95 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,080 Would you like to check in, please? 96 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:52,420 Okay. Room number one and room number two. The room is there in the front. 97 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,900 this means you can't bring anyone back. 98 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:55,580 If I'm next door. Thin walls. 99 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:59,360 What if the person in number three is the fox with the horn? 100 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,060 Ooh, the terrace outside our bedroom. 101 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,560 Like a bar. 102 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,740 It's weird, isn't it? 103 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,820 Just going to bed. 104 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:13,920 Right then. 105 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,440 That sounded like an invitation. I know. 106 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:18,820 And it wasn't not one, actually. 107 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,800 Good night, gentlemen. 108 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,660 It's a yellow room. 109 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,280 It's fine. It's very quiet. 110 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,120 And what... What is that? 111 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:35,720 A little bed fin. 112 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:41,320 It's just a cushion where they push the... What? 113 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,980 Let's see if he's worn. 114 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,500 I'm going to bang on your walls, Sarah. 115 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,280 Hello? 116 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:53,340 Did you hear? She didn't hear that, did she? 117 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,400 I've been hearing you talking! 118 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,120 What's going on? 119 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,480 Look! I can hear her now. 120 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,160 Roisin! 121 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:04,980 My sexual pleasure moans are normally like... 122 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:07,530 Can you hear that? 123 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:09,830 Who are you talking to? 124 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:13,170 Oh, this is what they do in the movies. 125 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,290 Hello? 126 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:19,410 I couldn't really hear anything. Every time I thought I heard Roisin, it was 127 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:20,410 actually a man outside. 128 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:23,470 They're not that thin, is the thing. 129 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:25,350 This room's making me seedy. 130 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:29,210 That's what this room, I think the only one with this room, it's got a seedy 131 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:32,830 vibe, and I think that gets into your pores, and then you do stop making 132 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:33,830 noises. 133 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:37,970 And do you know what? I don't drink anymore, but if I did, and most people 134 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:40,810 do, and you're like, how am I going to get home? 135 00:06:43,010 --> 00:06:46,250 Just have a little drink out there, and you're four steps to your room. 136 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:47,990 Just reading a love. 137 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:52,170 It's how you view the world, I think, and some people are just moaners. 138 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:57,570 Chapter one of Dracula by Bram Stoker. 139 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:02,470 This is 40 euros a night, and I think that's very, very fair. 140 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:07,640 Budapest seems like a wonderful place from the glimpse which I got of it from 141 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,559 the train. 142 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,380 It's not very scary, is it, at the moment? 143 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,000 Having had some time at my disposal... It's Dracula. 144 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:17,860 Dracula. 145 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:18,980 Dracula. 146 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:20,760 Hi. Hey. 147 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,600 You. I've been reading you Dracula. Did you hear any? I didn't, Sarah. 148 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:28,820 It's not very scary. It's mostly about paprika chicken and the train timetable. 149 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:30,320 Did you hear my moan? 150 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,940 You'll hear a little bit of it. 151 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,900 But I thought also it could be the people outside. 152 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,860 I can definitely hear them. I don't know how someone would be enjoying 153 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:42,720 themselves that much to moan at such a pit that's louder than me shouting the 154 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,840 works of Bram Stoker. 155 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:47,440 The lorries are going past and you can't hear them. No, it's not. They've got 156 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,920 really good soundproofing. I'm beginning to think people are full of shit. 157 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,360 Don't listen to them. 158 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,440 Find things out for yourself. 159 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:01,080 We're in town to make our own minds up about the birthplace of Vlad the 160 00:08:03,539 --> 00:08:06,740 So, this is Siggishwara. 161 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:08,980 Siggishwara. It's so pretty. 162 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:12,300 This is not what you think of when you think, oh, Vlad the Impaler was born 163 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:15,960 here. Word on the street, though, apparently King Charles... Yeah. 164 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:20,160 ..owned ten properties here. And it's because he's, like, the 16th great 165 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:24,260 -grandson of Vlad the Impaler, which he's kept quiet up till now, hasn't he? 166 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,360 Are you telling me that Prince Charles is drachy? 167 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,160 He's got a little bit of drachy in him, yeah. 168 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,679 I met Prince Charles once. You were there. The GQ Awards. 169 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:39,400 But I remember Prince Charles being hotter than I expected. He's not unfit. 170 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,039 OK, we'll talk about this off camera. 171 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,540 This is like we used to fancy David Cameron. I didn't fancy him. I had a 172 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,680 I can't help it. 173 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:49,780 Here we are. 174 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,260 Casa Vlad Dracul. 175 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,200 Dracula's house, baby. Yeah. 176 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,449 It is... 177 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:59,930 museum to vlad the impaler it's where he was born yeah allegedly and that's who 178 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:03,610 dracula is based on yes it's beginning of the myth and the reviews aren't good 179 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:07,770 i'm afraid to say roisin one star this is from someone saying if vlad dracul 180 00:09:07,770 --> 00:09:12,870 would be alive he would throw your employees from the tower for laziness 181 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:17,510 attitude oh dear it's aggressive that's violent they're also sound like a fan of 182 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:23,810 vlad the impaler yeah it's excessive in this day and age oh drag key 183 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:26,840 Mr. Dracula. 184 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,379 Let me see. 185 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:30,260 And all these torture weapons. 186 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:32,560 Vlad the Impaler. 187 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:39,460 This is the OG Drackey, Vlad the Impaler, also known as Vlad Dracula 188 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:42,500 dad, Vlad Dracul, a .k .a. Daddy Cool. 189 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:47,500 He was a 15th century Romanian ruler who enjoyed impaling his enemies on spikes, 190 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:52,160 drinking their blood and reform of Pilates, but you don't hear so much 191 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,840 that. And now you can get his face on a mug for a fiver. 192 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:56,230 What a legacy. 193 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:59,490 It's very red and spooky in black. 194 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,550 And there's the spooky man. 195 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:03,050 Hello. 196 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,610 Hi. Are you Dracula? 197 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,310 I'm David. 198 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:09,910 Hello, David. 199 00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:11,370 That'll do. 200 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:13,850 What is there upstairs, actually? 201 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:15,290 Dracula's room. 202 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:16,430 Spooky place. 203 00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:17,610 Oh, spooky place. 204 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,670 OK. 205 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:22,100 So you can come after me. Thank you. You go first. 206 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:25,540 But be careful, Dracula is there and he's waiting for you. 207 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,300 Ooh, let me in. 208 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,360 David, don't say things like that. 209 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:33,140 Drackey, I'm coming, Drackey. I don't know if I like this. 210 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,360 You know, like Madame Tussauds, they're scary. 211 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:38,720 I think there's something up there. 212 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:44,060 Careful, please tell me if anything jumps at you. 213 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:45,380 Oh, Dracula. 214 00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:49,590 I'm just thinking that David's not going to come up and bite my bum or 215 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:50,590 something. What's happening? 216 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:53,750 The piano's an interesting choice. 217 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:56,790 I like the idea of him being a pianist. 218 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:04,810 I love blood, you love blood, we all love blood. 219 00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:10,510 Well, it's good, actually. 220 00:11:11,010 --> 00:11:12,850 It's flattering lighting, I think. 221 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:14,630 It's good stuff. 222 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,660 I think David's having a sleep. 223 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,240 No, no, don't say that. 224 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:28,640 Sarah. Oh. 225 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,320 Oh, you got me. 226 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,360 That's very sweet of you. 227 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,680 Oh, you're a bit scary. 228 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,020 This is why you're so good with children. 229 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:49,000 Sarah's giving him nothing, and he's just like, maybe I didn't scare her 230 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:50,940 Oh, no! 231 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:52,860 It's patronising. 232 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,440 It's not. It's what he lives for. 233 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:58,300 No -one would be scared in there, sort of middle -aged, overweight man in a 234 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,940 coffin doing half a sit -up at you. 235 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,920 But it's hard if that's his job, just doing sit -ups. Yeah. 236 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,140 Whoa! 237 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,500 Like that, yeah. 238 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:09,940 Did they commit to the bit? Yes, they did. Look how hot it is out here. They 239 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:11,320 still lied in the coffin in a cape. 240 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,760 Back in Itamar. 241 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:16,260 Yeah. Do you want to have a little breather? It would be ironic if Dracula 242 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,860 Or he's taken his face off, he's too hot. 243 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,480 Are you all right? 244 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:21,780 He's panting a bit. 245 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,100 I can see his tummy. 246 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,100 I think you need to keep it a little bit open. 247 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:30,400 I was really hoping to sort of get steeped in the history, but as soon as 248 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,560 were inside the Dracula experience, I realised it was silly. 249 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,300 It's a really silly place. 250 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,460 I'm starving to get food. 251 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:39,020 Lunch, baby. We're not eating here, are we? 252 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:40,800 Yes, we are, Sarah. 253 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:43,960 Oh, no, there's going to be a spider in my plate. We've got to eat lunch here. 254 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,800 Where will I get my blood? 255 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:56,160 We're in Transylvania, dining at Vlad the Impaler's birthplace with a Dracula 256 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,160 -themed menu. 257 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:01,080 Mmm. I'll have a pint of blood and the neck of a virgin, please. 258 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:03,320 Oh, a bit of cheese. Wash it down. 259 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,740 Dracula's pork stew with polenta. 260 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:10,820 Dracula's chicken roll with... He's cooked a lot of these things. 261 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,680 Dracula's platter. Yes, please. 262 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:17,960 Oh, oh, here he comes. It's David from Romania. David! 263 00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:20,500 Hi. Again. 264 00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:22,880 Hello, what have you brought us? 265 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:27,740 A soup and some food. 266 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,360 Is this soup in the bread? 267 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:30,580 Oh, that's good stuff. 268 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,080 Does Dracula have it or no? 269 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,320 No, because this has got garlic in it. 270 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,000 Dracula doesn't like the soup. 271 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,620 Not so much. I don't reckon Dracula would like to meet a vegan. 272 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,860 He'd be like, this is woke gone mad. 273 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,340 That's what he'd say. 274 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,330 Okay, what am I eating here? 275 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:51,830 We have some vegetables, like tomatoes and some meat. 276 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:56,250 And with onion, because this meat is very good with onion. 277 00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:58,910 Can Dracula eat onion? It's very close to garlic. 278 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:04,570 Yes, but it's not so deadly for him. Okay, that's good. Just a tummy ache. 279 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,050 you very much. Yeah, you're welcome. 280 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:07,790 Right, I'm going in. 281 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:09,310 It's smoked. 282 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,110 It's salami. It's salami. 283 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,330 That looks like cheese, a round cheese. 284 00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:18,530 Mozzarella. 285 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:20,370 Nice. Okay, great. 286 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:22,570 It looks like you might make it a mouth. 287 00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,870 I didn't mean to kill all those people. 288 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,310 Can I taste a bit of your bread? 289 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,410 Yeah. Sounds really dirty, doesn't it? No. 290 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,370 Well, that is lovely. 291 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,890 It's sort of warm and rustic. 292 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,680 I don't know why it is Dracula -y. I thought it might be like in a face or 293 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,420 something or to look like a... Let's make a face. 294 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,880 Oh, shall we? Okay, great. Come on, what are we doing here? 295 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,420 Eyes. We've got onions for the eyes. 296 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:49,040 I'm doing a hawk smiley face. 297 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,520 I've got the fangs. I've got the fangs. The cheese fangs. 298 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,420 You've gone meat deep. 299 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,920 Well, it's Dracula, isn't it? So I'm making him out of flesh. 300 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,400 Bit of hair for Drac. 301 00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:03,970 I think he looks too friendly. 302 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:09,130 It feels a little bit like when serial killers leave a mark. 303 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:13,210 A calling card. A calling card to go to restaurants and make Dracula famous. 304 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:17,870 A smiley face diner for Dracula killers. 305 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:18,929 Let's go. 306 00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:20,430 Bye, Dracula's platter. 307 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,390 Dracula's friend. 308 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:29,350 Wow. First Drac -y experience down. 309 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,110 Are you going to really keep calling him Drac -y? 310 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,200 I'm going to call him Jackie to the day I die. 311 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,480 Okay. 312 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,880 This is one of the prettiest places. 313 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,620 I had no idea it was going to be so gorgeous. 314 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:46,820 Caricatures. 315 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,960 Oh, gosh. Now we're on holiday. 316 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:53,340 Oh, no, he's looking at us. Are we going to do it? Oh. 317 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,680 Hello, man. Hello. 318 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,580 Hi. That's me. 319 00:15:56,820 --> 00:16:00,140 So we're going to do serious, but we're going to give a little bit of fun. 320 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,260 Fantastic. 321 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,020 But it's not serious. 322 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,580 It's half and half. 323 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,380 Like those Victorian pictures. 324 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,920 Yeah, like sitting still. 325 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,580 I don't understand the talk of vampires. 326 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:14,560 Lucky you've got me and I understand you, baby. 327 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,100 I understand you, yeah. I understand the drachy language. 328 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,400 Vampires understand each other. Yeah. 329 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,400 What's your name, sir? 330 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,500 Dan. Dan? Dan. 331 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,160 Oh. I'm... 332 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,440 Like in English, Dan. 333 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,820 Oh, nice. 334 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,320 I'm Roisin, this is Sarah. 335 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,180 Have you met Dracula, Dan? 336 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,840 Yes. Oh. 337 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,240 And that's the end of that sentence? 338 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,740 Where did you meet him? 339 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,880 For me, what is Dracula? 340 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,420 Do you believe in Dracula? 341 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:49,680 No, he's not up for that. He's serious. 342 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,540 He's serious, no. You don't believe in Dracula, no. 343 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,380 Do you think we should have been on different phones, right? 344 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,800 Yeah. Is it too late? If we move, he'll get annoyed. 345 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,000 When he comes back, he might look at us again and jump. 346 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,880 Is it too late to change? 347 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:07,720 Dan, hate us. 348 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:09,679 We're ready. 349 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,439 We're ready. 350 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,440 We're ready. 351 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:14,460 You are very good. 352 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,520 They see our spirit. 353 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,660 Yeah. I don't think we could use it in a passport photo. 354 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,920 There were no reviews of Dan's work online. 355 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:29,340 According to my research, the only Transylvanian artist called Dan died in 356 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,060 Ooh. 357 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,300 Anyway, we're headed back to the hotel for safety and to try the worst mashed 358 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,660 potato one reviewer has ever tasted. 359 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,480 Please, mashed potatoes. That's why we came. 360 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,320 They're sticky. 361 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,120 Ready? One, two, three. 362 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:49,580 They're fine. 363 00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,930 What do you mean the worst mashed potatoes in his life? 364 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:56,170 There's only so much a mashed potato can do on its own. It can't fill that void 365 00:17:56,170 --> 00:18:00,910 in your soul. It's a spud. This is a danger of views. It's made me fearful. 366 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:05,990 eating them like I'm eating something really outlandish. Like, I'm like, oh, 367 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,910 mashed potatoes. And that's how fear spreads. 368 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:11,290 Well, ordinary life, you just wouldn't order them. You'd miss out on something 369 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,290 delicious. 370 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:17,850 Well, I'm going to go into my room, Sarah. Good luck on your long, long 371 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,440 I'll see you in about ten minutes when I get bored and I come in and you better 372 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,060 stop reading and talk to me. Yeah. 373 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,840 The next day, we checked our necks for bite marks, no joy, and we're on the 374 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:30,840 again. 375 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:36,120 Our driver, Alex, wants to show us there's more to Transylvania than 376 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:40,380 he's taken us to the countryside for a traditional Transylvanian cooking class. 377 00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:43,960 We're assuming there's no garlic if you catch my drift. 378 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,380 The doggy! 379 00:18:50,959 --> 00:18:51,959 Oh, wow. 380 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,940 This is so lovely. 381 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:58,280 Oh, it is a doggie. Hello. It's a doggie. Come on. I brought you to some 382 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,280 family's friends. 383 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:03,720 And here you're going to learn to make a traditional dish called zakutka. 384 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:06,300 Right, okay, great. I'll tell Roisin what we're here for. 385 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,640 So they've brought us here to dig up a corpse and make sure he doesn't go to 386 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,640 hell. Come on. 387 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,380 I don't feel like we're going to see Jackie here. This is a very separate 388 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,380 of the trip. 389 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,200 This is real. This is no more mythology. 390 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:22,560 This is real life now in Transylvania. We're back in the real world. 391 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,260 God, I hate the real world. 392 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,640 This is where we're going to learn to cook zakuska today. 393 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,040 And she is Ilon, my neighbor. 394 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,880 Hello, Ilon. And she's going to show you everything that you need to know to 395 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,920 make a perfect zakuska. 396 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:41,930 The cuca is a traditional Romanian vegetable spread made of aubergine, 397 00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:44,870 tomato, peppers, and the blood of a virgin. 398 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,170 Just kidding. 399 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:47,290 There's no onion. 400 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:51,190 The problem with me is I'm normally a hindrance in the kitchen. I'm keen. 401 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:52,629 I'm keen. 402 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,310 Did you tell her I'm a hindrance in the kitchen? 403 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,070 Oh, 404 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,670 it's a mincer. Go on. 405 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,410 Oh. 406 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,580 That's why you don't need to add meat, because you've got a bit of finger in 407 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:08,580 there. 408 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:14,340 Elon's machine for chopping the vegetables is incredibly dangerous, 409 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:18,300 essentially have to push your own digits towards a moving blade. 410 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,860 And, um... What's that? There's your riddle. Oh! Was it gone? 411 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,860 Oh! Yeah, I left it there. 412 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,020 Thanks for it. You got it. 413 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,340 She got it. 414 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,660 She got it. 415 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:37,250 Is there anything we can do so you can do this properly and we can be of help? 416 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,270 The hay, we're going to make the hay. 417 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:46,810 We leave Elon, no relation, to finish off the zakuska and to keep our end of 418 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,870 bargain, we head off to work in the field. 419 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:52,030 Right, so this is the haystack, is it? 420 00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:54,110 Oh, well, it looks like a beehive. 421 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,210 A tribute to Amy Winehouse. 422 00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:58,190 So we have to use this stick. 423 00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:01,330 We've got to start another one, that one's finished. 424 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,600 I thought she might say go and make friends with the sheep. 425 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,660 We got sent out to a field where it's boilingly hot and full of really jumpy 426 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:09,660 grasshoppers. 427 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,040 Oh, sorry. 428 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,540 I've got no spatial awareness and they've given me a six -foot spike. 429 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,380 This is all going to be absolutely fine. 430 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,740 A glorious bit. 431 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,560 And thus Transylvania gave birth to a new icon. 432 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,600 Roisin the Impaler. 433 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,960 There's a bit for you to dance on. 434 00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:32,360 This is not what I expected of Transylvania. 435 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,760 No, it's not. 436 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:37,900 It's completely different to the stuff we have been doing. Yeah. In castles, 437 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,080 wearing cloaks and spiky teeth. 438 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,960 When you say that, you get me really nostalgic for it. 439 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,880 You're married to the night now, aren't you? 440 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Incoming! 441 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,620 Do you know what I think we should do, Sarah? 442 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,240 Alex? 443 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,480 Yeah, you just finish up, Alex. That'll be nice. 444 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,020 It's not the nicest thing we've done on the strip. We're going to see how much 445 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,900 Alex gets done on ours while we go and have our stew. 446 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,180 He's a very polite guy. 447 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:03,420 Lovely man. 448 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:04,660 Hates us now. 449 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:10,600 Making 20 % of a poorly packed haystack is hard work. 450 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,420 Time to get stuck into the zakuska. 451 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,140 It's so delicious. 452 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,159 Thank you. 453 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,800 It really actually was worth. 454 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:22,040 A very, very long day. Sorry we've eaten in so fast. We're really hungry. Sorry 455 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,560 we weren't very helpful in the end. 456 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:28,260 I really liked Elon. The winning part of the day is she's absolutely adorable. 457 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,560 Her hospitality was really lovely. Whereas I think it might be anti 458 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,459 I'm also the opposite. 459 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,880 I like the outdoor manly work more than the kitchen. 460 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,240 Yeah, you're dancing around that pole like a good 'un. 461 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,780 That's me being anti -feminist as well. 462 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:50,800 We're in Transylvania. 463 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Ooh, spooky. 464 00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:55,800 And we're starting the day with a trip to a dragon -themed theme park. 465 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:57,640 Dragons and vampires. 466 00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,620 Take a day off, Transylvania. 467 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,179 One star. 468 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:05,080 If I could give it zero stars, I would. Very bad place. Do not recommend. 469 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:09,520 Not enough detail. It doesn't scare me. What I like about the review is they've 470 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,520 sort of gone... Yeah. 471 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:15,080 Dun, dun, dun, and left the review page. Slammed their TripAdvisor down and just 472 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,700 left us, like, shaking in our boots. 473 00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:19,830 Do you want to find out how bad a place it is? Yeah, let's go in. 474 00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:24,290 When you hear about a dragon theme park, you visualise massive roller coasters, 475 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:29,490 dragon faces, flames coming out of the back, knights protecting, you know, the 476 00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:30,490 whole fantasy. 477 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:32,990 This is a bit different. 478 00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:38,090 This is nice. This is lovely. 479 00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:41,910 As we walk through the flower garden, I do think this is a bit more like my 480 00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:43,430 local park than a theme park. 481 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:48,140 I guess it's a nice thing if you're about to go and do real high -octane 482 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:52,640 you come out and you go to the garden and you chill next to the flowers. Yeah, 483 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,860 that's really good psychology, Roge. 484 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,840 Map -wise, we've just been through the garden. 485 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,460 This is the lake. 486 00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:01,780 A fish. 487 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,940 It's much smaller than it looks on the map. 488 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:07,660 I'll tell you what's more worrying, Sarah, is that that has made it onto the 489 00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:10,220 map. This fish, but this size. 490 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:14,150 was on the map as a kind of like, you want to get here, you know, beat the 491 00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:16,430 queue. I don't trust this map now. 492 00:24:19,810 --> 00:24:22,410 Cool little caterpillar roller coaster. 493 00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:24,350 Oh, too scary for my blood. 494 00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:25,810 Beautiful pedalos. 495 00:24:27,690 --> 00:24:29,810 Toadstools. Oh, look, fairies. This is adorable. 496 00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:33,790 We've heard a rumour about this place. 497 00:24:34,150 --> 00:24:35,150 Hello. Hi. 498 00:24:35,330 --> 00:24:37,970 So we've tracked down the owner to see if it's true. 499 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,360 So you say that Vlad the Impaler was born here? 500 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:45,020 Yes. My family is ancestors of Dracula. 501 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,520 So this is the second place we've been told Vlad the Impaler was born. 502 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:50,660 So I'm like, how many Vlad the Impalers you got? 503 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:57,780 The legend tells he's born here. And after three days, go to Figgishora. 504 00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:58,619 Oh, yes. 505 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:03,080 20 kilometers from here. We write it down. Yes. But the truth is he born 506 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,440 Ah. His garden. 507 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,500 I guess if that's your biggest story. 508 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:09,920 then everyone has to be attacked for it. I think if you went to Bethlehem, 509 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,100 everyone would be like, oh, yeah, Jesus was born in my shed. 510 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,680 Oh, yeah, I'm descended from Joseph and Mary. 511 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,760 So did you build the garden? 512 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,520 No, this garden was built 66 million years ago. 513 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:27,800 My ancestors let one dinosaur to come in the garden. Just one? Just one, because 514 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,600 it's very bad, the dinosaur. 515 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:31,560 Yeah. It eats everything. 516 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:34,860 And in this garden, the plants are magical. 517 00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:42,830 And after this dinosaur eat this magical plant, he became the dragon. 518 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:47,870 And all the dragons in the world breed from this garden. 519 00:25:48,510 --> 00:25:52,290 Maybe he was told stories as a child and never stopped believing in him, like 520 00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:53,670 people who still believe in Father Christmas. 521 00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:57,630 I want you to meet my three -year -old because you have very similar stories. 522 00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:59,210 Yeah. I think you'd get on. 523 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:03,010 Thank you very much. It's lovely to meet you. 524 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,230 Thank you. Bye -bye. 525 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,260 We can't put it off any longer. 526 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,340 It's time to try Dragon Law's biggest ride. 527 00:26:13,380 --> 00:26:16,720 As it's the birthplace of dragons, course it is. 528 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,040 Rainbow Road. 529 00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:19,700 Oh, what is it? 530 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,440 Oh, it's a rainbow slide. That's the big finale. 531 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:25,580 Let's do it. 532 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,920 I don't like rides. 533 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,540 I don't like the lurching feeling when you feel a bit sick. 534 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,460 Oh, we carry them up. I love a subtle gradient, truth be told. 535 00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:37,530 They really make you earn your fun, don't they? 536 00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:41,410 This better be a brilliant slide after all this climbing. 537 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:46,470 Right. It might be really fast, Roche. I might go down bareback. 538 00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:47,930 Shut up. 539 00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:49,910 Keep your top on. 540 00:26:50,630 --> 00:26:52,590 No, keep on. But no, no. 541 00:26:52,890 --> 00:26:54,550 No. You don't think I'm... No. 542 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:57,790 When I saw the slide, I was like, this is going to be terrible. 543 00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:01,810 I'm going! 544 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,180 Whoa, there she goes. 545 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,020 And it was magic. 546 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,100 It's quite a lot faster than I was expecting it to go. 547 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:16,200 What a little spin at the end. 548 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,700 Just the right amount of scary is really good fun. 549 00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:22,300 I'm okay. Keep your feet in. 550 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,680 Ooh, ooh, ooh. There we go. 551 00:27:39,970 --> 00:27:40,970 Yahoo! 552 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:44,590 That was so much better than it looked. Wasn't it? 553 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:46,510 A real lesson in don't judge a book. 554 00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:49,210 Don't judge a slide by its incline. 555 00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:52,910 The review that we read said it's a very bad play. 556 00:27:53,390 --> 00:27:55,990 It's not a very bad play. It's a very sweet play. 557 00:27:56,410 --> 00:27:57,890 It's a mild play. 558 00:27:58,150 --> 00:28:02,250 You're not going to have huge thrills, but you might have a nice time. 559 00:28:02,710 --> 00:28:03,910 Five stars from me. 560 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,600 This is quite different with my days when we'd have our bags on the floor in 561 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,560 nightclubs. Yeah, you make me feel nostalgic for the old days. 562 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,800 Tucking up belongings on the floor, there's nothing in there, phones weren't 563 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,140 invented. We were absolute filth. 564 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,880 Stop shouting we were absolute filth. We were absolute filth and you all should 565 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,880 know it. 566 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:28,280 These days the only thing we're flirting with is a National Trust membership. 567 00:28:29,929 --> 00:28:34,750 And it's time to nail down this Dracula business once and for all. So I've 568 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:36,510 booked us on a historical tour. 569 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,090 I'm going to learn. 570 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,050 This is what I like to do. I'm dweeby on holiday. 571 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:42,210 Yeah. I want to learn more about the history. 572 00:28:42,570 --> 00:28:43,990 Yeah. Me too. 573 00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:48,510 You know, the real person, the family, the dragon line. I don't want to hear 574 00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:49,510 about a silly dinosaur. 575 00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:50,570 I want facts. 576 00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:52,270 Hello. Hello. 577 00:28:52,410 --> 00:28:53,890 Welcome to Dracula Hotel and Restaurant. 578 00:28:54,110 --> 00:28:56,630 My name is Alin. Nice to meet you. This way. 579 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,480 Alan runs Dracula tours across Transylvania. They normally last seven 580 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,960 days. But we reckon we can get the gist in an afternoon. 581 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:05,540 Come on, Alan, calm down. 582 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:11,780 We came to sort of get a genuine account of the history of Dracula, the man 583 00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:12,780 behind the myth. 584 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:18,500 Vladdy. Vlad the Impaler is quite a dark story on some levels. 585 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,980 But Dracula, Dracula the myth. 586 00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,600 Do you know anything why Dracula came back? 587 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,260 When did the blood drinking come in? 588 00:29:27,070 --> 00:29:27,929 To the story. 589 00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:32,410 Vlad the Impaler, also known as Dracula, he impaled many, too many people. 590 00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:38,790 And anti -Vlad the Impaler propaganda said that he has the habit of drinking 591 00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:43,730 blood. It was a source of inspiration for Bram Stoker to use it as a character 592 00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:44,730 in his book. 593 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:48,130 It's weird that if someone's already impaling people and you're thinking, you 594 00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:49,130 know what's even worse? 595 00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:51,770 It's pretty bad by itself, isn't it? 596 00:29:52,570 --> 00:29:58,310 I really, really have to separate Drackey from Vlad. I like old films that 597 00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:03,770 black and white about a man who's sort of lonely and women who love him. 598 00:30:04,030 --> 00:30:05,610 And surely he bites their neck. 599 00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:07,090 No one's perfect. 600 00:30:08,430 --> 00:30:11,030 Dracula tours are a part of the dark tourism. 601 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:15,330 And Romanians didn't like the idea for tourists coming here to see the Dracula, 602 00:30:15,470 --> 00:30:17,550 the blood supernatural creature. 603 00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:22,660 But nowadays something has changed. They understood that Dracula is a good hook 604 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:25,580 to bring tourists in Romania and in Transylvania. 605 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,360 Yeah, we came here for Dracula and then we went on a rainbow flight. 606 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:34,140 Perfect. Nowadays, authorities begin to build more and more highways because 607 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:36,880 they understood that Dracula loves the main arteries. 608 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,640 Oh, high five. There he is. 609 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,140 Dracula liked finding fangs to do. 610 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,440 There we go. 611 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:47,900 That's why it's big in tourism. There we go. I'd love a steak in your business. 612 00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:49,440 Oh, that's fine. 613 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,680 A bucket of room. 614 00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:51,860 A bucket of room. 615 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,860 In Romanian mythology, there's no vampire. 616 00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:58,100 There's no vampire? 617 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,680 No, there is something very similar, which we call Strigoi. 618 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:06,700 Strigoi. And we have a tradition to help the Strigoi attain his peace. 619 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,260 And you will see. 620 00:31:08,810 --> 00:31:13,490 in which way this tradition used to be made in the countryside in Transylvania 621 00:31:13,490 --> 00:31:14,490 and Romania. 622 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:45,330 We're on a historical Dracula tour in Transylvania and, yeah, this is 623 00:31:45,330 --> 00:31:46,329 now. 624 00:31:46,330 --> 00:31:47,990 No. No, thanks. 625 00:31:48,390 --> 00:31:50,090 Don't like it? No, thanks. Too spooky. 626 00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:51,890 They're bringing in a court. 627 00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:55,730 This is someone who's recently died. He's been bad to the crops. I'll protect 628 00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:59,190 you. I will protect you. I promise you. I'm good of heart. I'm a virgin. I can 629 00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:00,830 protect you. 630 00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:02,270 OK. 631 00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:15,450 The ritual was absolutely terrifying. 632 00:32:15,870 --> 00:32:18,350 It gives me the heebie -jeebies. I don't like it. 633 00:32:29,690 --> 00:32:32,190 He's got a real dark side to him. 634 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:39,170 We're saying little Catholic prayers in my head because I don't know what 635 00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:40,170 they're saying. 636 00:32:40,830 --> 00:32:45,310 If you don't know what people are saying, you don't know if you've been 637 00:32:54,990 --> 00:32:57,870 Stop it, you. Go to heaven or hell. Make up your mind. 638 00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:05,630 Is this what she's like at the theatre? 639 00:33:05,910 --> 00:33:06,930 When's the interval? 640 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:12,790 I'll see it, man. 641 00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:19,310 He looks right at you. 642 00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:20,590 Go forward. 643 00:33:21,090 --> 00:33:24,850 I was terrified I offered Sarah straight off. 644 00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:34,710 Coach Rocky! 645 00:33:37,130 --> 00:33:40,830 Well, my dears, thank you for watching the ritual of killing a living dead. 646 00:33:43,330 --> 00:33:46,990 I guess what I got from the ritual playing out was where we get the whole 647 00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:51,510 putting a stake through a vampire to kill them, but I'm also worried that 648 00:33:51,510 --> 00:33:52,710 around here do believe that stuff. 649 00:33:53,050 --> 00:33:57,270 Keep in mind that the ritual has availability of one year. 650 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,520 So one year from now, you have to be back here in Transylvania, and we have 651 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,720 perform again the ritual. Don't dig him up again after a year. 652 00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:08,780 My review would have to be a review of two halves. You might learn something. 653 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,400 You will go away terrified. 654 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,520 Dear God. 655 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:19,179 Should we run? I feel like... Climb back into the daylight. 656 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:21,719 Thank God! 657 00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:26,860 I left my bag in there. I'm not going back. 658 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,000 I'm not going back. I don't want it. Keep my phone. 659 00:34:30,219 --> 00:34:31,219 Oh, no. 660 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:36,540 After you've rammed a stake into the heart of a CPR dummy, there's only one 661 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:37,540 thing a woman wants. 662 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,678 My lady. 663 00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:41,139 Thank you. To visit an underground thought mine. 664 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,920 Thought mine. The review says I've never seen anything more stupid. 665 00:34:46,489 --> 00:34:49,989 And we like stupid stuff. We love stupid stuff. Listen, they think they've got 666 00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:52,989 stupid. They ain't been stupid yet. We're the judges of stupid. Yeah, we're 667 00:34:52,989 --> 00:34:56,110 judges. We're the stupid judges. We're going to bring you stupid. Yeah. We're 668 00:34:56,110 --> 00:34:58,590 going to be the stupid that stupid does. Yeah, stupidest thing in the world. 669 00:34:58,630 --> 00:34:59,549 You've never met us. 670 00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:02,030 I hope it's stupid now. Better be stupid. 671 00:35:03,330 --> 00:35:04,330 Ooh. 672 00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:07,630 I always get scared in tunnels. 673 00:35:08,290 --> 00:35:10,750 It's quite deep. The word mine should have given it away. 674 00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:15,110 Is this free salt that you can just grab on? It is. It's salt. Do you want to 675 00:35:15,110 --> 00:35:15,999 lick some? 676 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,620 No, I'll wait till I'm in the mine. 677 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,460 Do you want to lick free salt? 678 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:20,980 No. 679 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,780 That's absolutely insane what you've just done. That could be a spess off. 680 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,100 I don't lick the walls everywhere I go. 681 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,840 I'm off it. With the St Paul's Cathedral, left it alone. 682 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,040 Lies. It's made of salt. 683 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,800 And I wanted the taste of it was salty. 684 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,879 It's delicious. 685 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,440 But I'll tell you what I'm not going to do on this trip. 686 00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:38,940 No matter how deep you bring it down. It's free salt. 687 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:43,020 I'm not licking the walls. I've never seen wild salt before, Roisin. It's just 688 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:44,060 growing for free. 689 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,880 When you go in a diamond mine, it doesn't have walls of diamonds. 690 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,440 You have to dig for them. 691 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:53,940 Yeah. So I know it's not worth as much as diamonds, but I was still excited and 692 00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:55,700 wanted to lick. The walls are salty! 693 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,640 I mean, I can't believe you're still licking the walls. 694 00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,880 I love salt. 695 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,340 I wouldn't lick the walls for it. No, but you put lots of seasoning on food. 696 00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:08,680 I've seen you. You had four sauces at lunch. Oh, yeah. Back to the kitchen. 697 00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:09,980 I like a range. 698 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:14,300 Mayonnaise, ketchup, garlic sauce and sweet chilli. That's excessive. 699 00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:18,200 I love salt. It's a really good preservative. That's as far as my salt 700 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,200 goes. 701 00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:21,560 Oh, it's deep, Sarah. 702 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,360 It's absolutely huge. 703 00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:26,760 You stay next to the wall side. 704 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,200 It's deep. 705 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,000 I didn't think it would get much deeper than this. Yeah, really deep. Deep 706 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,680 penetration. Yeah. Centre of the earth. Yeah, we're in... This is 707 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,000 pornographically deep. 708 00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:39,580 I'm trying not to look down. 709 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,920 Don't look, don't look. 710 00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:44,100 Yeah. There we go. Shall I lick the button? 711 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,500 Lick the button! 712 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,540 Don't lick the button. I won't, I wouldn't. 713 00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:52,500 After waiting for every single tourist to leave, I then had to face my fear of 714 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,500 heights in the lift. 715 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:54,620 Better be worth it. 716 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,280 Oh, wow. 717 00:36:56,809 --> 00:36:57,950 I'm glad you're not looking. 718 00:36:58,270 --> 00:37:02,830 Oh, don't say that. No, I just mean that because it's a huge expanse. It's not 719 00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:03,830 what I was expecting. 720 00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:06,470 There's a park. 721 00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:08,470 There's some snooker tables. 722 00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:10,710 There's massage chairs. Why don't you get in the airport? 723 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:14,130 You see what you've... The best bit. Have you taken ayahuasca before we got 724 00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:16,870 this lake? There's a lake on the other side. Oh, my God, you're on drugs. 725 00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:18,810 No, there's another level. What was in that salt? 726 00:37:19,110 --> 00:37:22,690 My first impressions when I got into this salt mine was that I loved it more 727 00:37:22,690 --> 00:37:25,530 than anywhere else I've ever been. And then I fell more and more in love as we 728 00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:26,530 got deeper. 729 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,040 Look, look. 730 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,640 It's stunning. 731 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,000 I can't, I can't. It's absolutely breathtaking. 732 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:35,160 How anyone's ever visited the One Star Review is like going to the Grand Canyon 733 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,700 and saying it's stupid. 734 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,920 The whole thing has got very surreal quality. 735 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,060 Yeah. It feels like outer space. 736 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,680 Yeah. Even though we're in inner earth. 737 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:43,900 Yeah. 738 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,620 Oh, there's a ferris wheel. I don't know. 739 00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:48,020 Wow. 740 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,060 It's incredible, isn't it? I don't want to go on it. We can't go on it. It's 741 00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:54,080 broken. Is it? It's sorted over. 742 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,720 Yeah. It's just this beautiful. 743 00:37:57,070 --> 00:37:58,590 spooky, cool architecture. 744 00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:00,610 This feels like an apocalypse. 745 00:38:00,890 --> 00:38:05,610 This feels like human beings used to go to fun fairs before they built the big 746 00:38:05,610 --> 00:38:06,610 black sky. 747 00:38:07,390 --> 00:38:09,690 Oh, see, this is... I love these guys. 748 00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:11,290 Have you ever been on one? 749 00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:13,370 Yeah, but what the hell are they doing here? 750 00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:16,790 It's a salt mine with four massage chairs. 751 00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:18,010 Yeah. 752 00:38:19,690 --> 00:38:20,770 OK. I started. 753 00:38:21,230 --> 00:38:22,750 Oh, come on, this is what we needed. 754 00:38:23,819 --> 00:38:27,560 Oh, it's a good start. It's right up my head now. It's massage. Hello. 755 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:29,120 Oh, it's doing the bump. 756 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:32,400 How did you say something was stupid when there's a massage chair? It's doing 757 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,680 the Jenny Teeth. 758 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:35,580 In the salt mine. 759 00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:39,460 Is it doing the Jenny Teeth? Yeah, it's the salt mine. It's assaulting you. 760 00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:43,640 I was not expecting it to do much anything. I'm not doing much anything. 761 00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:47,140 It's not doing much anything. It just rubbed past my buttock. Mine's not 762 00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:47,658 past my buttock. 763 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:50,900 Mine's trying to get into my mind if you catch my drift. 764 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,440 Okay. This is frightening. 765 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:53,738 You need to relax. 766 00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:56,400 You need to relax. Did you just do a normal massage? You sound like a creep. 767 00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:57,660 Why are you touching me? 768 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:03,420 Doing my thighs. Oh, that is right up my butt. Is that up your butt? No. What if 769 00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:07,260 I press? Lower back. You're just sitting up, relaxing back in a chair. Oh, okay. 770 00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:09,500 If you get pregnant and have a tiny chair. 771 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,600 The bit you're talking about is lower back. What if you pressed on mine? 772 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,500 done something. I've not pressed it. It likes you. That's not my fault. 773 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,980 Okay, so I'm imagining it now. No, believe women. Believe women. 774 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,960 Oh, God. 775 00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:26,840 I'm never going for a massage with you again, let me just say. 776 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,230 I think you're off your nuts since you lit that salt. 777 00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:31,290 I am having a lovely time. 778 00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:34,670 Look at that water. 779 00:39:35,230 --> 00:39:37,210 Oh, my God. 780 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,130 That looks like... What's that cake? 781 00:39:40,530 --> 00:39:41,610 I'm always thinking of food. 782 00:39:41,850 --> 00:39:43,150 Marble cake. Yeah. Yummy. 783 00:39:43,490 --> 00:39:44,750 Water. There should be more cake. 784 00:39:45,090 --> 00:39:48,270 A marble cake stand wouldn't go astray. 785 00:39:48,830 --> 00:39:51,810 Just to get my blood sugar up after that bombing. 786 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,960 Hello. I'm Roisin. This is Sarah. 787 00:39:57,180 --> 00:39:59,440 Hi. Can we borrow a boat, please? Yeah, sure. 788 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:04,960 It really feels surreal. 789 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:09,380 When you look at the walls, it's like the same thing as in tree trunks and in 790 00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:10,198 our fingerprint. 791 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,640 And it makes you feel really like, oh, we're of this. 792 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:19,280 And it's really, really beautiful to see it. You feel very part of it. I really 793 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,460 got that because I'd licked it. 794 00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:23,980 I looked up to the top and I was like, I've licked you. 795 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,560 I've licked you. 796 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,100 She was just trying to get to the edges to start licking a bit. I'm so small. It 797 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,880 made me feel so uncomfortable. I could never lick you all. 798 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,040 That's what I was saying. Remember tongue out. 799 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,320 It's actually road. 800 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,880 It was so romantic. 801 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,820 Imagine working down here. 802 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,300 I can't imagine anything. I'm just trying to learn how to row. 803 00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:48,360 I feel like I'm like me. I'm like, isn't it great just to punch the picket? Look 804 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,460 at the... I swear that there's a way to do it because I'm like, the oars are too 805 00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:53,920 big. I think you've done very well. Do you think so? 806 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:57,540 Actually, I'm going to have to go backwards for a bit. Yeah, do you. 807 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,640 There's no rules down here. 808 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,340 I mean, there are some rules. Don't graffiti. 809 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:03,660 There's no smoking. 810 00:41:03,740 --> 00:41:06,880 It doesn't say no boat donut. You do some donut. You know, 811 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,280 me and my boat donut. 812 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:10,620 Get me to it. 813 00:41:10,650 --> 00:41:11,970 Big puddle in a Tesco cup. 814 00:41:12,290 --> 00:41:17,230 I feel like I've been to a spa. 815 00:41:17,630 --> 00:41:19,390 Well, you have. You've had a massage. I've had a massage. 816 00:41:20,070 --> 00:41:24,150 Nice salty air. My body's all relaxed, which is so weird. You've had a row 817 00:41:24,150 --> 00:41:25,310 in a beautiful lake. 818 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:28,130 Your heartbeat just knows. Calm down. 819 00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:29,950 You're safe. 820 00:41:30,170 --> 00:41:31,670 The salt will hold you. 821 00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:33,910 I'll tell you what this wasn't, Sarah. 822 00:41:34,650 --> 00:41:35,650 Stupid. 823 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:40,330 The person who came here and their review was, I have never seen anything 824 00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:41,330 stupid. 825 00:41:41,990 --> 00:41:44,930 I've got so many questions about their life and what they have seen. 826 00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:49,270 Yeah. This is not a stupid place. It's not stupid to look at. No. I've seen 827 00:41:49,270 --> 00:41:50,770 much, much more stupid things. 828 00:41:51,430 --> 00:41:54,950 Windmills. They're stupid. Absolutely ridiculous things. Yeah. I've seen dogs 829 00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:55,908 clothes. 830 00:41:55,910 --> 00:41:58,770 I kind of like that. Well, they look stupid, though. They don't look like, 831 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,730 you can do my touch. I think they look smart. 832 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,600 I've never wanted to sort of track down a one -star review as much as this. No. 833 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,820 From Edinburgh 2010, the list. 834 00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:14,180 What's happened in Transylvania is what every tourist really wants, which is 835 00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:17,740 being utterly surprised by something unexpected that you would never have at 836 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:18,740 home. 837 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:22,580 I came to Transylvania expecting something out of a horror film. 838 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:27,680 But even the theme park was lovely. 839 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,760 And if anything, the scariest thing was how much I loved licking the salt mine. 840 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,840 Transylvania gets five reanimated corpses out of five. 841 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,460 Thanks for the memories. 842 00:42:41,060 --> 00:42:42,880 There's lots to do that isn't Drackey. 843 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,940 But if you're a Drackey fan, it's great. 844 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:49,540 You know what? I love Drackey even more than when I arrived. And I love 845 00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:54,240 Transylvania. No matter how bonkers it got, I stuck my neck out. I really got 846 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:58,160 teeth into it. Only negative was the pervert massage chair. 847 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,020 It's doing my Jenny teeth. 848 00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:01,840 Even that wasn't all bad. 849 00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:04,180 Five drac is out of drac. 850 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:08,660 Transylvania, I've got to say, it's a winner. 851 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:11,660 My review would be, had a great time, would come again. 852 00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:17,160 I think I could learn to talk with these teeth. 853 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,420 Just try it. Hello. 854 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,880 Oh. Yeah, I don't think you do much radio.