1 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,092 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,808 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 3 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,936 (BEACHGOERS CHATTERING) 4 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:55,533 (AMERICANS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 5 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:04,101 AMERICAN 1: Anyways, I feel like I can't even go back 6 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,001 and get married to him. 7 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,543 Pretend like we never have to go back 8 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,628 to America. 9 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,713 AMERICAN 2: I think so. 10 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,466 - I know, I think... - Did you guys just get here? 11 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,467 Yeah, we... we just in flew this morning. 12 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:18,723 Oh, I'm so jealous. We leave in a few hours. 13 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,265 So, did you have a good time? 14 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:24,186 We had the best time. Have you guys been here before? 15 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:25,271 No. 16 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:28,399 The hotel's perfect, and the staff is excellent. 17 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,818 The food is amazing. 18 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,864 - I've heard. - And the wine. I mean... 19 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,908 We are so excited. 20 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:40,328 Italy's just so romantic. Oh, you're gonna die. 21 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,091 They're gonna have to drag you out of here. 22 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:43,914 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh, I'm sure. 23 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:48,461 Well, I'm gonna get in the water one last time. 24 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:50,295 But... 25 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,173 you guys are gonna have such an amazing trip. 26 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:53,966 - Thank you. Nice to meet you. - Thanks. 27 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,526 - DAPHNE SULLIVAN: You too. - Safe travels. 28 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,218 - Thanks. Bye! - AMERICANS: Bye! 29 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:01,348 (WAVES CRASHING) 30 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,673 Oh, what the fuck was that? 31 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,299 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 32 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:41,013 (GASPS) Holy fuck. Oh, my fucking God. 33 00:03:41,639 --> 00:03:44,307 Holy fucking shit. 34 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:50,188 Help! Help! Help! Help! 35 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,735 Help! Help! 36 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,778 Help! 37 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:58,364 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 38 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:03,118 (REPORTERS CHATTERING IN ITALIAN) 39 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:06,163 Valentina. 40 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:09,750 (IN ITALIAN) 41 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,553 (INHALES) 42 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,696 (SIREN WAILING) 43 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,824 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 44 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:49,331 - (COASTGUARD SPEAKING ITALIAN) - (CROWD MURMURING NERVOUSLY) 45 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,584 OFFICER: (IN ENGLISH) You must stay behind there. 46 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,838 - (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) - (SIRENS WAILING) 47 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,048 (INDISTINCT NERVOUS CHATTER) 48 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,425 - (SEAGULL SQUAWKING) - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 49 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:07,891 ♪ (MUSIC SWELLS, FADES) ♪ 50 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:13,105 ♪ ("A FAR L'AMORE COMINCIA TU" BY RAFFAELLA CARRÀ PLAYING) ♪ 51 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:26,869 ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) ♪ 52 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:52,937 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 53 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:17,627 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 54 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,007 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES) ♪ 55 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:23,509 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 56 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,343 - All or a! - (GASPS) Oh. 57 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:26,595 Mia. 58 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:27,971 ♪ (SONG STOPS) ♪ 59 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,264 Huh? 60 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:36,437 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 61 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:44,446 (BOTH SAYING GOODBYE IN ITALIAN) 62 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:45,531 - Sì! - ♪ (SONG RESUMES) ♪ 63 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,324 (CONVERSING IN ITALIAN) 64 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:51,536 - ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ - ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) ♪ 65 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,211 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 66 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,886 - ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ - VALENTINA: 67 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,485 (GUESTS CHATTERING) 68 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:31,658 (SIGHS) 69 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:35,872 MIA: -LUCIA: 70 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:45,507 VALENTINA: Signori Di Grasso. 71 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:47,634 (IN ENGLISH) Welcome to the White Lotus. 72 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:50,262 I am Valentina, the resort manager. 73 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:52,156 - BERT DI GRASSO: Ah. - How was your boat ride? 74 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,766 It was bellissimo. 75 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,685 I mean, I'm impressed that you are even here. 76 00:07:56,769 --> 00:07:57,894 Why are you impressed? 77 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,896 VALENTINA: It's a long trip from Los Angeles, 78 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,233 and you are quite old, no? 79 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,835 - Anyway, Isabella here will take you up to the hotel... - ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 80 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,862 And bring you to your beautiful rooms. 81 00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:09,740 Can I offer you a glass of Prosecco? 82 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,826 Oh. Thank you, dear. You're a sight for sore eyes. 83 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,077 - (CHUCKLES) - Thank you. 84 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,079 - Cheers. - ISABELLA: This way. 85 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,079 - Thank you. - You like it? 86 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,581 DOMINIC DI GRASSO: Yeah. Thanks. 87 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:18,706 Hello, darling. 88 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:20,250 Oh. 89 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:21,584 (IN ITALIAN) 90 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,480 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) Hey. Welcome to Sicily. 91 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:24,754 (IN ITALIAN) 92 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:26,966 (GASPS) 93 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,848 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan. 94 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:31,177 (IN ITALIAN) 95 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:33,639 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) You must be Mr. and Mrs. Spiller? 96 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:34,974 (IN ITALIAN) 97 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:36,618 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) How was your flight? 98 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:37,934 - It was fine. - Yeah. 99 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,913 - But they did lose Cameron's bag in Rome. - (INHALES DEEPLY) 100 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:44,274 Oh, never transfer through Rome. Fiumicino always loses bags. 101 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,359 BOTH: Oh. 102 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,193 You should have flown through Munich. 103 00:08:47,278 --> 00:08:48,946 (CHUCKLES) 104 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,506 - Thanks for the tip. - Yeah. Next time. 105 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,841 - You're welcome. - DAPHNE: Thank you. 106 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,243 Please, some Italian Prosecco? 107 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,370 - Let's toast, people. - No, thanks. 108 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,956 - I think I'll just wait. - Harper... You don't want one? 109 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,624 No. I don't want one. (SIGHS) 110 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,811 ETHAN SPILLER: They wanna do a toast. Can you hold the glass for me? 111 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,270 HARPER SPILLER: I haven't eaten in six hours. 112 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,648 - I don't need any more drinks. - Sorry. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 113 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:07,715 Just hold it. 114 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,902 - Sorry. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - DAPHNE: That's okay. 115 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,845 - Cheers. We made it. - Cheers. 116 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,556 VALENTINA: Welcome to the White Lotus in Sicily. 117 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:16,724 Mm. Thank you. 118 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,326 VALENTINA: If your bag will ever arrive, 119 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,311 - we'll let you know right way. - Okay. 120 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,687 If you believe in miracles. 121 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,498 - (CHUCKLES) Okay, thank you. - (DAPHNE CHUCKLES) 122 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:26,567 You're welcome. So, you don't like Prosecco? 123 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,693 - No, no, it's fine. Thank you. - Yeah. 124 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,990 - Okay. Okay. Thank you. - Okay, careful. 125 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,327 TANYA MCQUOID: Ah! Ah! (PANTS) Oh. 126 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,662 VALENTINA: Mrs. McQuoid-Hunt! 127 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,038 - TANYA: Ooh. - (IN ITALIAN) 128 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,057 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) Welcome to the White Lotus in Sicily. 129 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,335 LUCIA: (IN ITALIAN) 130 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,812 (IN ENGLISH) You guys just really... 131 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,921 Just pull out all the stops. You really do. 132 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,215 Whenever I stay at a White Lotus, 133 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:53,259 I always have a memorable time. Always. 134 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,346 And you are in our Blossom Circle. 135 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,639 So, you are very important to us. 136 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,725 Mm. But I was a Petal, 137 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:03,770 and I've worked my way up to Blossom. Yeah. 138 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,816 You know that your husband is already here? 139 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,485 Good. Because... (SCOFFS) 140 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,445 He hasn't been responding to my texts. 141 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,029 Shall we? 142 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,740 Yeah, okay. Okay, Portia, do you get service here? 143 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,509 PORTIA: Yeah, I think we both have full service. 144 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,471 TANYA: Maybe we could take it to ATandT or something. 145 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:21,913 ♪ ("BOCCA DI ROSA" BY FABRIZIO DE ANDRÉ PLAYING) ♪ 146 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:25,250 ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) ♪ 147 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,804 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 148 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,328 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 149 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:04,163 (GASPS, IN ENGLISH) Wow. 150 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,582 This hotel is so cool. 151 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,102 ROCCO: Well, originally, it was a convent. 152 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,753 Honey, check out this view. 153 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:13,506 - Whoa. Is that a volcano? - CAMERON SULLIVAN: Mount Etna. 154 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,634 Hey, what is with these head things? 155 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,135 We keep seeing them everywhere. 156 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,428 Testa di Moro. 157 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,697 - ETHAN: Testa di Moro? - ROCCO: Yeah. Well, the story is 158 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:24,518 a Moor came here a long time ago and seduced a local girl. 159 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,562 But then she found out that he had a wife 160 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,105 and children back home. 161 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,274 (CLICKS TONGUE, GROANS) 162 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,067 So, because he lied to her, she cut his head off. 163 00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,278 - ETHAN: Oh. - Jesus. 164 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,047 So if you put one of those outside of your house, 165 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,114 what are you saying? 166 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,924 If you come into my house, don't fuck my wife. 167 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,075 - (LAUGHS) - (CHUCKLES) 168 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,469 DAPHNE: It's a warning to husbands, babe. 169 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,346 Screw around and you'll end up buried in the garden. 170 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,246 - Uh-oh. - Oh, before I forget. 171 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,956 I'll show you a special feature. 172 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,792 - CAMERON: Cool. - If I open this door, 173 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,293 you can connect the two rooms. 174 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,604 - Should I show you? - Oh! Yeah, cool. 175 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,379 No, no, that's okay. I doubt we'll use that. 176 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,009 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 177 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,802 - (EXHALES DEEPLY) - Okay. 178 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,346 I mean, it's possible at some point. I don't know. 179 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,057 It's good to have the option, yeah? 180 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,183 - DAPHNE: Yeah. - Yeah. 181 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,851 ETHAN: You never know. 182 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,938 - Guys, we did it! - (GIGGLES) Yeah! 183 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,041 Come on! We're finally here! 184 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,460 We've been talking about this forever. 185 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:15,086 - This is awesome. - DAPHNE: Oh! I'm so happy we're here. 186 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,820 - It's gonna be great. - CAMERON: Yeah. 187 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:17,903 Yeah, totally. 188 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,259 - Let me show you your rooms. - BOTH: Yeah! 189 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,635 - ROCCO: Let's go. - (HARPER CLEARS THROAT) 190 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,096 - You go first. - ETHAN: All right, guys. See you later. 191 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,246 - Yeah. See you. - (DOOR OPENS) 192 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,624 (SIGHS) 193 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,583 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (ETHAN BREATHES DEEPLY) 194 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,628 What? 195 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,212 (SCOFFS) 196 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,301 BERT: Oh. I should tell you. 197 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,552 Both my parents were born in Sicily. 198 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,763 - Oh. - Yeah, they came 199 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,890 to the States as children. Yeah, so we are Sicilian, 200 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,058 just like you. 201 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,227 Although I'm not from Sicily. I am from Milan. 202 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,480 Oh, you do have more of a Northern look. 203 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:55,650 Beautiful hazel eyes. Wonderful smile. (CHUCKLES) 204 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,528 - (GIGGLES) You're very kind. - BERT: You must be very popular. 205 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,072 (CHUCKLES) 206 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,407 - DOMINIC: All right, Dad. - BERT: Ah. 207 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:06,160 Anyway, we're here because we're gonna visit the town 208 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,663 - my grandmother's from. - Oh! 209 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:11,041 It's a little town, uh, Testa dell'Acqua. 210 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,793 Yeah, that sounds very special. 211 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,461 (BERT FARTS) 212 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:22,134 Hopefully, um, we can find some people there 213 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,761 who can speak English, you know, 214 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,931 maybe help us track down some distant relatives. 215 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,614 'Cause we definitely don't speak Italian. 216 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,101 - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - Oh, you should come, Isabella. 217 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:33,187 You could be our translator. We need you. 218 00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,480 - Dad. - BERT: Hmm? 219 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:36,399 Leave her alone. We'll take it from here. 220 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,817 Okay, thank you. 221 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,653 Shall I show you how to close the curtains? 222 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,279 There's a button over there on the... 223 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,631 That's okay. We'll figure it out. 224 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,991 I'd like to know. Where is this button, Isabella? 225 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,036 Dad! I'm gonna help you find it, okay? 226 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,123 - Thank you very, very much. - Thank you. Thank you very much. 227 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,915 - Thank you. - You're very lovely. 228 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,917 Thank you. 229 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,128 They are lucky to have you working here. 230 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,297 - (ISABELLA CHUCKLING) - BERT: Be our translator... 231 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,798 (DOOR SLAMMING SHUT) 232 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,676 You slammed the door in that poor girl's face! 233 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,595 You were harassing her. 234 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,931 - How? I was not. - You kinda were. And farting. 235 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,142 It's the Prosecco. 236 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,702 Okay. Albie and I are gonna go to our rooms. 237 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,937 We'll come back for you in a bit. You gonna be okay? 238 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,438 - Uh... - Great. (SIGHS) 239 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,067 - (EXHALES) - (SIGHS) 240 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,822 - Why did we do this? - (DOOR CLOSES) 241 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:29,827 It's nice, Dad. It's a nice thing to do. 242 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,538 I got a migraine. I'm gonna go lay down. 243 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:36,710 Okay. Well, I'm probably gonna head down to the pool. 244 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,129 Um, and then what time did you wanna meet up for... 245 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:46,260 ♪ (TENSE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 246 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,847 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 247 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,393 (WATER BURBLING) 248 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,655 VALENTINA: The most ancient art is 14th century. 249 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,075 - Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah. (GASPS) Oh. 250 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,826 - Your missing husband is here. - (GASPS) Oh! 251 00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:13,205 - Oh, ho! - TANYA: Hey. 252 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,331 Hi! 253 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,559 - How was the flight? Mm. - TANYA: I missed you so much. 254 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,876 (KISSES) 255 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,880 Hey, uh, yeah, you know I texted you a bunch of times. 256 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,173 And you never texted me back. 257 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,801 I know, I know. I'm sorry. 258 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,844 We just had a flare-up at work, it was... 259 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,346 Shall I show you your room, or... 260 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,557 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 261 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,308 What the hell is she doing here? 262 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:35,394 What? 263 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,895 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 264 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,774 (SIGHS) Yeah, uh, well, look. 265 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,609 I'm traveling by myself... 266 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,111 You bring your assistant to a vacation with your husband? 267 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,280 Anything you need, I'll be there. Okay? 268 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,092 Well, I just don't know what the big deal is. 269 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,635 I mean, I don't know why you're so bothered. 270 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,786 Because I said no! 271 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,915 Because it's supposed to be romantic. 272 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:01,919 Because it's a vacation, in Sicily, for us. 273 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,087 I mean it's... 274 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,856 (SIGHS SHARPLY) I mean, it's not like she's, like, 275 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,758 gonna be in our bed and stuff, you know? 276 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,510 - I mean, she has her own room. - Tanya. 277 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,556 Get rid of her. 278 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,182 All right, I'll get rid of her. I'll get rid of her. All right? 279 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,768 - All right. - Put her on a plane. 280 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,815 TANYA: Hey. Um... 281 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,110 You're gonna have to get lost. 282 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,489 Okay. Yeah. 283 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,868 So, what do you mean? I'd see you in a week, then? 284 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,202 No, no, no, no. I want you to stay... stay close, 285 00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:37,621 'cause I might need you. But just lay low 286 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,250 and... and not come out of your room. Okay? 287 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,751 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 288 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,794 I gotta go. I gotta go! 289 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,341 I did it. I did it. 290 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:50,884 Oh. Hi, Portia. 291 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,447 - Do you want a drink? - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 292 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:53,679 TANYA: I'm hungry. 293 00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:56,975 GREG HUNT: Well, we have these little... little things here. 294 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,298 HARPER: I just think it's like, 295 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,562 you sold your company, you got rich, 296 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,440 and now he's your best friend? That's just... 297 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,107 Are you taking that side of the bed? 298 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,942 I always sleep on that side. 299 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,944 Okay. Which is it a big deal? 300 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,030 Yeah, I wanna sleep on my side of the bed. 301 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,037 Okay. (EXHALES) I'll sleep over there. 302 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,371 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 303 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,207 HARPER: Yeah, I think that's better. 304 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,377 Also, they're so touchy-feely. Right? 305 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,839 Like, do you notice that? It feels performative. 306 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,550 - Like, who does that? - Happily married couples? 307 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,304 HARPER: Couples that have been married for five years? 308 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,846 No way. It feels fake. 309 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,432 You're so quick to judge people. 310 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,518 Yeah, people that brag about taking helicopters 311 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,644 to the Hamptons 312 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,770 and being friends with Jeff Bezos. I mean... 313 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,439 Look, Cameron is the kinda guy who, 314 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,042 if you can put up with him for five minutes, 315 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,527 you can put up with him forever. He is consistent. 316 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,693 A consistent douche? 317 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,030 Yeah. He's crazy, it's funny. 318 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,701 - Was he like that in college? - Way worse. 319 00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,371 Why were you even friends with him? 320 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,725 We weren't friends, we were roommates. 321 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,250 And then, you know how it is. 322 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,170 You kind of become friends, and now we're friends. 323 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,258 (SIGHS) 324 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,720 At some point, he is gonna approach you 325 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,596 with some kind of money-making scheme 326 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:20,558 or some kind of favor or something. 327 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,122 There's a reason they invited us here. 328 00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:27,065 Well, that's my prediction. So, we'll see. 329 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,442 Can you just please try to make an effort? 330 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,653 Or else this is gonna be a very awkward week. 331 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,364 When do I ever make things awkward? 332 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,302 PORTIA: Could you put these... These are hers. 333 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,122 Just put them on the couch or the... anywhere. Thank you. 334 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,082 Grazie! Thank you! 335 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,750 (SIGHS) 336 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,503 (SIGHS) 337 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,924 - (PHONE RINGING) - (CHUCKLES) 338 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:57,761 (BOTH CONVERSING IN ITALIAN) 339 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:02,142 (ROCCO AND ISABELLA CONTINUE CONVERSING) 340 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:20,576 Hey! 341 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,707 (INHALES) 342 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:36,799 (INHALES) 343 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,904 (ANGRILY) 344 00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,950 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪ 345 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:14,673 (LINE RINGING) 346 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,024 ABBY: (OVER PHONE, IN ENGLISH) What? 347 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,676 (INHALES) Well, we got here in one piece. 348 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,178 My dad's not in the best shape 349 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,180 and he's already getting on my nerves, but... 350 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,598 ABBY: (GROANS) I'm in the middle of something, Dom, okay? 351 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,017 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. 352 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,852 (INHALES SHARPLY) Um, well... 353 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,605 I was thinking of you. You know? 354 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,316 We planned this together and I, uh, 355 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,901 just really wish you were here. 356 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,113 ABBY: Yeah, right. Okay. Whatever, Dom. 357 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,698 No. Not whatever. 358 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,491 ABBY: Yes, whatever. Just fuck off! 359 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,661 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 360 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,122 Okay. Um, 361 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,289 listen, Cara is not answering my calls. 362 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,459 ABBY: Well, she doesn't want to talk to you, so, 363 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,836 I... I don't know. 364 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,212 Well, you should encourage her to talk to me. 365 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:58,173 ABBY: You know what? I'm not getting involved in that. 366 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,175 But you are getting involved, 367 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,554 or why else would she be mad at me? 368 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,306 ABBY: Because of this latest fucking bullshit, Dom! 369 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:09,477 And everything else over the last ten fucking years! 370 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,770 Do you really think you should be telling her all this? 371 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:12,896 ABBY: Why not? 372 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,692 I have nothing to be ashamed of! And I'm honest. 373 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,193 I don't keep fucking secrets from my family! 374 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,279 You should try it sometime! 375 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,615 Well, Albie's here. He's not upset. 376 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,491 ABBY: Yes, he fucking is! 377 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,786 He's just... he just doesn't want to fight you. 378 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,163 He's a sweet, sensitive young man. 379 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,415 And I honestly don't know how it happened. 380 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,167 Sure as hell didn't get it from you. 381 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,919 Okay. Jesus. Um... 382 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,883 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. 383 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,550 (INHALES) And I still love you... 384 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,554 ABBY: Shut the fuck up, Dom. 385 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:48,557 Shut up with the fucking sorrys already, okay? Enough! 386 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,684 (BREATHES DEEPLY) Okay. 387 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,438 I'll let you know how it all goes. 388 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,565 ABBY: I don't fucking care, Dom! 389 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,483 I've wasted enough of my life. 390 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,069 (QUAVERING) I don't want you calling me anymore! 391 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:04,824 Oh, my God, please. It's fucking done! Okay? 392 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,576 Leave me alone. Seriously! Fuck you! 393 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:11,163 Go fuck yourself. You fucking piece of fucking shit! (SOBS) 394 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,707 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 395 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:21,298 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 396 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,344 ♪ (DREAMY CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 397 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,681 (SEAGULL SQUAWKS) 398 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:34,311 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 399 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,326 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 400 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:53,539 This is such a fucked situation. I feel like I've just been stuck 401 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,959 at home, just doom-scrolling on my phone 402 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:56,960 the last three years, 403 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,920 and I finally get out of there... 404 00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,271 (SMACKS LIPS) and I'm in Italy, 405 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,507 and she just told me that I have to stay in my room 406 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:03,590 the whole time! 407 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:04,795 They're both fucking psycho. 408 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:07,010 It's fucked! Like, the job is a joke! 409 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:10,056 - SARAH: (OVER PHONE) Then quit. - She's a f... She's a mess. 410 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,142 She's a miserable mess. 411 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,059 If I had a half a billion dollars, 412 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,813 I would not be miserable. I would be enjoying my life! 413 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:21,733 It's... so unfair, and I'm so tired. (SNIFFLES) 414 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,653 SARAH: Oh, don't worry about her. 415 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,154 Just go get some dick. 416 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:28,866 (GROANS) I know! That's... I know! That's what I... 417 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,618 That's what I wanted. I wanna do... 418 00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:33,704 get thrown around by some hot Italian guy, 419 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,457 and now I'm just gonna be sitting in my room eating pasta. 420 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,542 The menu's all pasta! I'm gonna be so bloated. 421 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,587 - This sucks. (SNIFFLES) - SARAH: Oh, shit. Portia. 422 00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:44,173 - Portia, I gotta get to work. - Oh, right. Okay. 423 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:45,715 SARAH: Love you. 424 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,384 - Love you. Text you later. - SARAH: Bye! 425 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,220 Bye. (SNIFFLES) 426 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:52,015 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 427 00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,563 (SNIFFLES) 428 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,041 CAMERON: Hey, Harper, I just realized. 429 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,942 I know someone that knows you from law school. 430 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:06,403 Uh, Kevin Kourepenos. He actually says hi. 431 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:07,779 Do you want me to say hi? 432 00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:11,075 Yeah, yeah, sure. Um, tell him I said hi, 433 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,702 and congrats on not getting disbarred. 434 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,872 (ALL CHUCKLE) 435 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,957 Okay. (SNIFFS) I'll tell him. 436 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,294 So, you do employment law. So interesting. 437 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,755 - HARPER: Mm-hmm. - What is that exactly? 438 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,589 Um, we, you know, 439 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:28,050 we take on clients that are suing their employers 440 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:30,845 for discrimination, sexual harassment, 441 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:33,181 wrongful termination, stuff like that. 442 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,266 DAPHNE: Amazing. 443 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,077 - What? What is that face? - CAMERON: No, no, no. 444 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,228 Nothing. Just, um... 445 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,979 (SIGHS) We've been dealing 446 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,940 with a bunch of bogus claims lately. 447 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,816 - I mean, everyone has. - HARPER: Ah! Hmm. 448 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,442 I mean, even when they have zero merit 449 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,819 and they get thrown out in summary judgment, 450 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,739 you still have to go through all the depos 451 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,824 and the internal investigations. 452 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,116 It's a total time suck. 453 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,411 Not to mention a huge waste of money. I mean... 454 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,494 (SCOFFS) God. 455 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,413 HARPER: Mm. 456 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,415 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 457 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:02,876 (CHUCKLES) 458 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:04,628 Well, they're not all bogus. 459 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,392 - No. (SIGHS) - CAMERON: No! God, no. Fuck. 460 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,507 Of course they're not. 461 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,275 (SMACKS LIPS) Harper, no, of course they're not. 462 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,843 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no. It's fine. 463 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:11,926 CAMERON: Sorry. 464 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:13,971 All good. 465 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,641 (INHALES) I bet you're really tough. 466 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:18,994 I bet your clients are really happy 467 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,036 to have you in their corner. 468 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,271 Yeah. God, wouldn't wanna mess with you. 469 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,898 She's like the star of her firm. Wins every case. 470 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,317 DAPHNE: Of course you are. 471 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,029 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 472 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,786 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 473 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:37,869 Are you okay? 474 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,413 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 475 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,457 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. 476 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,459 I... I just am dealing with some... (INHALES) 477 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,542 Work stuff. 478 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,255 It's... (EXHALES) It's nothing. It's dumb... 479 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,048 Thank you for asking. 480 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,471 I think I saw you and your cute grandfather 481 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,595 on the boat on the way in. 482 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,358 - Yeah. I... I saw you, too. - PORTIA: Yeah. 483 00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:01,019 - I'm Portia. - Albie. 484 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:02,478 - PORTIA: Hey. Yeah. - Hey. 485 00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:09,277 - Where are you from? - Los Angeles. 486 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,528 - PORTIA: Cool. - Yeah. What about you? 487 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:12,946 San Francisco. 488 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,407 I love San Francisco. It's beautiful. 489 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:18,911 Yeah. Yeah. 490 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,997 I... I actually spent a lot of time there 491 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,498 because I went to a school nearby. 492 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,125 PORTIA: Oh, yeah? What school? 493 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,252 I... went to... Stanford. 494 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,882 Don't be so ashamed. 495 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:34,301 Wha... I... I'm not, it's just... 496 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,137 (CHUCKLES) I went to Chico State, so... 497 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,347 Oh, cool. 498 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,767 Yeah. "Cool." 499 00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:43,894 - Cool. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 500 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:48,191 - PORTIA: Uh, what do you do now? - Um, for work? 501 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,067 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 502 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:51,443 I... I act... I work for this company 503 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,195 that does urban planning consulting. 504 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,154 Hmm. 505 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:56,406 I'm just an intern at this point, so... 506 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:58,492 So you can go on vacation for a week 507 00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:01,537 - and no one gives a shit. - (CHUCKLES) Basically. Yeah. 508 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,625 Oh. There's your grandfather. 509 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,542 (CHUCKLES) He's truly such an adorable man. 510 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,712 Yeah. He's a lot... 511 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:13,924 My dad and I brought him here because we're Sicilian... 512 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,718 Or we have Sicilian heritage. 513 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,761 Um, our last name's Di Grasso. 514 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:21,723 And we're taking him to the town where his, um, 515 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,893 grandmother was born. 516 00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:28,439 Cool. That's... so nice. 517 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:29,981 - (BERT YELPS) - Oh, my God! 518 00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,358 Your grandfather just fell! 519 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,236 Oh, no. 520 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,796 - ALBIE DI GRASSO: Nonno! Nonno, are you okay? - (BERT GROANS) 521 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:35,820 - Huh? - You okay? 522 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,448 - Yeah, no, no. I'm fine. I... - Sir? 523 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,782 (CHUCKLES) I tripped. 524 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,386 - Did you hit your head or anything? - PORTIA: Oh, my gosh. 525 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,637 - No, no. No, no. - Your hand, it's... 526 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,578 - It's fine, it's fine. - Are you okay? 527 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,580 Uh, oh, no, darling, thank you. 528 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,541 - Hello. (EXHALES) - PORTIA: Hi. 529 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,085 Are you... are you sure you're good? 530 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,021 - (BERT SCOFFS) - I mean, I'm so sorry you fell. 531 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:52,885 Just came to see the view, I mean... (CHUCKLES) 532 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,274 Yeah, I'll... I'll walk with you, Nonno. 533 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:56,378 - There's a good view this way. Come on. - Huh? Okay. 534 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:57,759 Oh, my hat. 535 00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,028 ALBIE: Oh, I'll get... Yeah. Oh. 536 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,072 - PORTIA: Yeah. - (CHUCKLES) 537 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:00,971 - Here you go. - Okay. 538 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,198 Uh, maybe I'll see you around. 539 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,182 - Yeah. Yeah, I'll... I'm just... - Okay. 540 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:05,726 (CHUCKLES) No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 541 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,329 - Gonna get a drink. - Who's the girl? 542 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,194 ♪ ("AMURI AMURI" BY OTELLO PROFAZIO PLAYING) ♪ 543 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:12,023 ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN SICILIAN) ♪ 544 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,786 (EXHALES) 545 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,122 (IN ENGLISH) Hi. 546 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,586 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 547 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:43,556 (GIGGLES) 548 00:28:57,028 --> 00:28:59,864 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 549 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:03,992 Right now? 550 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,296 Hey, where you going? 551 00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:17,298 Oh, don't you want me to wash up first? 552 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:18,965 - ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ - It's hot out! 553 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,593 I got swamp crotch. 554 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,263 Yeah. (CHUCKLES, INHALES) 555 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,433 God, he's always thinking of me. 556 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,852 HARPER: Totally disregard my text about the Ambien. 557 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,897 I have located my Ambien. 558 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,792 - Oh, my gosh! I'm so glad. - HARPER: Thank God. (CHUCKLES) 559 00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:38,193 'Cause we don't have any, so I'm sorry about that. 560 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,529 Oh. Really? You guys don't take sleeping pills? 561 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:41,905 DAPHNE: No. 562 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,865 - Ever? - CAMERON: Nope. 563 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,201 - You have trouble sleeping? - HARPER: Mm. 564 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,553 - ETHAN: Mm-hmm. - (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah. 565 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:49,079 CAMERON: Why? Why can't you sleep? 566 00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,914 Just, like work stuff? 567 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,502 Yeah, but also just... (SIGHS) 568 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,837 I don't know, just everything that's going on... 569 00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,562 - (CHUCKLES) ...in the world. - (CHUCKLES) 570 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,094 What do you mean? What's going on? 571 00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:08,223 Oh, I don't know. Just, like, the end of the world. 572 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:11,978 - Oh. No, Harper! (CHUCKLES) - CAMERON: (CHUCKLING) Oh, come on! 573 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,664 The world's not ending, it's not that bad. 574 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:15,666 Honestly, Cam and I don't even watch the news anymore. 575 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:16,566 CAMERON: Yeah. 576 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,401 - You don't follow the news? - DAPHNE: No. 577 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,486 - What? - Like, I'm just so over 578 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:21,809 the whole news cycle, you know? 579 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,364 It's... it's like, gimme a break. 580 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:25,007 DAPHNE: They're just trying to freak everybody out. 581 00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:27,910 Yeah. They're just polarizing society by making us 582 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:29,912 glued to their apocalyptic soap opera, you know? 583 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,373 - It's like... (SCOFFS) - Yeah. And even if it was 584 00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:33,749 as bad as they say it is, 585 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:35,768 - I mean what can you really do, you know? - Right. 586 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,795 We vote, we donate money. You can't obsess. 587 00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:41,089 - Did you vote, babe? Be honest. - I did. 588 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,758 (CHUCKLES) Doesn't matter. 589 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,344 - ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - I voted. Didn't I? 590 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:48,931 - CAMERON: I don't think you did. - I think I did. I did. 591 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:50,307 CAMERON: I don't know. 592 00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:54,060 Mm. Okay, so you guys don't watch the news. 593 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:58,441 Um... What do you do, like, all day? 594 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,692 Oh. Well, I mean, I'm... I'm home with the kids. 595 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,903 - I mean, mostly. Yep. - Oh, right. Of course. Right. 596 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:04,529 We do a lot of Dateline. 597 00:31:04,614 --> 00:31:08,241 I love it. Husbands murdering their wives. 598 00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:10,493 - (CHUCKLES) - Happens a lot on vacation. 599 00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:12,121 Scuba diving. 600 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,999 He'll just unplug her oxygen while she's underwater. 601 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:17,542 Happens more than you think. 602 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,755 Why... why are you looking at me? 603 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,357 Why are we all looking at you? (CHUCKLES) 604 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,883 - (ETHAN AND DAPHNE CHUCKLE) - Yeah. 605 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,719 DAPHNE: Cameron really likes to watch macho reality TV. 606 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:28,071 The guys are really ugly. (GASPS) 607 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:31,515 Oh, my God. That sounds so bad, but they are. 608 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,058 Honey, the people on Dateline 609 00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:34,518 aren't exactly attractive either. 610 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,020 At least they're murdering each other. 611 00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:39,648 What do you watch, Ethan? 612 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,692 Uh, what do we watch? Like, documentaries. 613 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:47,698 - Ted Lasso, sometimes. - (GASPS) 614 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,091 - We love Ted Lasso. - Love Ted Lasso. Gotta. 615 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:50,385 - HARPER: Mm. - ETHAN: Oh, you like it? 616 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,511 - Yeah, man. - Yes, of course. 617 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:52,615 - So likable, right? - Yeah. 618 00:31:52,662 --> 00:31:53,889 - I don't watch Ted Lasso. - DAPHNE: No? 619 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:56,123 - Yeah, such a good guy. - Yeah. 620 00:31:56,207 --> 00:31:58,351 So much content now. It's like there's billions of shows, 621 00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,669 everyone's trying to keep up. 622 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,271 - It's kinda suffocating, honestly. Yeah. - HARPER: Too much. 623 00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:02,563 It's too much. It's like we're all 624 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,257 entertaining each other while the world burns, right? 625 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,593 We're all just zombies, you know, like... (GROANS) 626 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:08,719 HARPER: Hmm. 627 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:13,432 I love a binge. 628 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:16,644 I don't. Yeah... 629 00:32:16,727 --> 00:32:18,729 - (BREATHES DEEPLY) - (CLICKS TONGUE) Anyway. 630 00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:20,730 Okey do key. Well... (SIGHS) 631 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:22,650 If I can't get a swim in, 632 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,237 I may as well get a tan, right? (GROANS) 633 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,279 Hey, you know you can just borrow one of my suits. 634 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,949 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'd love a swim-in. 635 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,366 - That'd be great. - ETHAN: Yeah? 636 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,344 Weren't you gonna go up to get some sunscreen anyway? 637 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:35,138 - (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, yeah. - You could grab it for him. 638 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,955 Oh, yeah. I'll come up with you actually, 639 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:39,375 'cause I gotta change into it anyway. 640 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,127 - Another round of Spritzes, E? - Sure, I'm on it! 641 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:45,506 Another round? (CHUCKLES) 642 00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:47,441 DAPHNE: Yeah, he likes to order 'em before they're gone. 643 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:50,094 ♪ ("L'APPUNTAMENTO" BY ORNELLA VANONI PLAYING) ♪ 644 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:56,599 - Yeah. (BREATHES HEAVILY) - (BED FRAME THUMPING) 645 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,185 ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) ♪ 646 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:02,605 TANYA: (IN ENGLISH) Yeah. (PANTS, MOANS) 647 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,942 - (GREG GRUNTING) - (TANYA MOANING) 648 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:06,942 Yeah. 649 00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:12,450 (GRUNTS, MOANS) 650 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,994 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 651 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,330 - (YELLS, GROANS) - GREG: What are you... 652 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,084 - ♪ (SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ - (GRUNTS, MOANS) 653 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,544 - (SIGHS) - What the fuck? 654 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:26,005 (BREATHES HEAVILY) Oh, my God. 655 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:31,050 I... I... I must have been disassociating. 656 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:36,557 I was seeing all these faces of men 657 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,269 with these very effeminate hairstyles. 658 00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:43,646 And then... 659 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,483 I saw you, 660 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:51,614 and your eyes were like shark eyes, 661 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:54,491 like just completely dead. 662 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,201 Just like, dead. 663 00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:58,496 Well, you really know how to pump a guy up. 664 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:01,457 Must've been the Bonine that I took before the flight. 665 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:04,626 I didn't get to finish. 666 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,378 (BREATHES DEEPLY) I need to take a breather. 667 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,300 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 668 00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:20,956 GREG: (SINGING) ♪ Making love In the afternoon with Tanya... ♪ 669 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:23,394 (SIGHS) 670 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,315 - Tanya? - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 671 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,023 Yeah? 672 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,695 You ate all the macaroons, didn't you? 673 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,655 What macaroons? 674 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,865 How do you expect to lose weight if you inhale 675 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:40,161 five macaroons and not even remember? 676 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:41,454 (BOX CLATTERING) 677 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,291 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 678 00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:47,001 There were only three. 679 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,088 GREG: There were five. 680 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,507 Did you drink the champagne, too? 681 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,050 ♪ ("QUANTU BASILICO" BY ROSA BALISTRERI PLAYING) ♪ 682 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,929 ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN SICILIAN) ♪ 683 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:01,391 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 684 00:35:07,231 --> 00:35:09,315 HARPER: (IN ENGLISH) I think he put them in here. 685 00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:14,237 Yeah. (SIGHS) 686 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,697 - CAMERON: Oh, washing bag? - Yes. 687 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,409 - Hey, uh, listen. - ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 688 00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:20,994 I know we don't know each other that well, 689 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,581 but I really appreciate you being here. 690 00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,373 You know, it means a lot. 691 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,793 Ethan never really brought around a lot of girls, 692 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:30,670 - so I'm just so happy that he found someone. - (CHUCKLES) 693 00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:31,922 I think it's great. 694 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,592 Well, thanks for inviting us. 695 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:36,594 CAMERON: Sure. 696 00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:38,153 - It'll be fun. - CAMERON: It will be. 697 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,762 - I'm gonna get the sunscreen. - Yeah. 698 00:35:57,114 --> 00:36:00,159 ♪ ("PREGHIERA IN GENNAIO" BY FABRIZIO DE ANDRÉ PLAYING) ♪ 699 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:11,878 ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) ♪ 700 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:19,570 - (SIGHS, IN ENGLISH) Hey. - (KNOCKS ON WALL) 701 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:20,971 - Hey! - What do you think? 702 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:22,472 Little snug, right? 703 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,309 I think they're fine. 704 00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:26,684 Yeah? Hmm. 705 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:29,670 Can't find the sunscreen. (CHUCKLES) 706 00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:31,624 You know what? They probably have a bunch of that 707 00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:32,858 by the pool. 708 00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:34,735 - I'm gonna keep looking. - CAMERON: Yeah. 709 00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:38,530 - Hey, I'll see you down there. - Hmm. 710 00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:43,786 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 711 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:47,246 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (SCOFFS) 712 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,291 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 713 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,795 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 714 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,505 - Hi. - Hey, um, 715 00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:56,172 Nonno fell by the pool. 716 00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,050 - What? - He's fine. Um, 717 00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:02,679 but I think he hit his head. He could have a concussion. 718 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,181 I'm thinking someone should sleep with him tonight. 719 00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:07,351 - Keep an eye on him. - Yeah. Good idea. 720 00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:09,811 Um... (INHALES) Uh, we'll put him in your room. 721 00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:13,606 I got work stuff. L.A. will still be up. I'm gonna be up 722 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:16,150 and around all night. So let's just, uh... 723 00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:18,320 We'll put him in your room. Okay? 724 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:19,989 ALBIE: (EXHALES) Okay. 725 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:21,364 - DOMINIC: Anything else? - No. 726 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:24,117 What do you say, dinner at 8:00? 727 00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:26,786 - ALBIE: Yeah. Sure. - All right. 728 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,251 (SIGHS) 729 00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:35,545 ♪ ("QUANTU BASILICO" BY ROSA BALISTRERI PLAYING) ♪ 730 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:37,715 ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN SICILIAN) ♪ 731 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:40,925 - (WAVES CRASHING) - (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 732 00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,887 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 733 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,434 (IN ITALIAN) 734 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:53,105 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 735 00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:55,356 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 736 00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,246 (GIGGLES) 737 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,376 MIA: Hmm. 738 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,297 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (BELL RINGING IN THE DISTANCE) 739 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,969 LUCIA: 740 00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:27,306 MIA: 741 00:38:37,775 --> 00:38:40,110 - Hmm. - LUCIA: 742 00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:45,949 Niente. 743 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,619 - (CHUCKLES) - LUCIA: 744 00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:50,913 MIA: 745 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,333 - ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Mia. 746 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:12,266 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 747 00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:16,730 ♪ (SOFT PIANO PLAYING) ♪ 748 00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:19,065 ♪ Non dimenticar ♪ 749 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,360 (IN ENGLISH) ♪ Means don't forget you are ♪ 750 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,655 ♪ My darling... ♪ 751 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:27,365 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - (IN ITALIAN) 752 00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:28,909 GUEST: 753 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,454 (MIA CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 754 00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:35,123 - Hmm? - (LUCIA GASPS) Mia. 755 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,251 MIA: 756 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:43,422 No. 757 00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:48,719 (BOTH ARGUING IN ITALIAN) 758 00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:49,804 (DOOR OPENS) 759 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:52,014 (IN ENGLISH) ♪ Only just tonight dear ♪ 760 00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:53,391 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 761 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,353 Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Hunt. 762 00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:59,690 - Ah, Mikael. This is my wife, Tanya. - Welcome. 763 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:01,626 - MIKAEL: Nice to meet you, Mrs. Tanya. - Hi. Hi. 764 00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:02,775 MIKAEL: How are you today? 765 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,652 - I heard a lot about you. - TANYA: Oh. 766 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,989 MIKAEL: Nice to meet you. How was your day today? 767 00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:09,782 Oh, it was a... it was a... It was a good day. 768 00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:11,718 - One sec. - MIKAEL: Did you watch the football today? 769 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,264 GREG: No, well, my country has a whole different kind of football. 770 00:40:14,288 --> 00:40:16,664 (WHISPERING) I told you to stay in the room. 771 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,083 I had to eat. 772 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:22,045 Oh, my God. He's gonna flip the fuck out. 773 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:26,967 What are you... Shit! (GRUNTS) Here. Hold that. 774 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:31,221 (MIKAEL AND GREG CONVERSING) 775 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,431 Anyway. Here she is. 776 00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:33,782 - TANYA: Sorry. - MIKAEL: Shall we go to the table? 777 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,117 - Yeah, why not? Let's eat. - Please. 778 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:36,244 - TANYA: Okay. - MIKAEL: I'll take you to the table. 779 00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:38,186 - Follow me, please. - Oh, my God. 780 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,396 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 781 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,233 - TANYA: Thanks, I love it. - GREG: I got it, I got it. 782 00:40:43,317 --> 00:40:47,528 ♪ (SINGING IN ITALIAN) ♪ 783 00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:49,947 (IN ENGLISH) We just flew all the way in from Los Angeles. 784 00:40:50,032 --> 00:40:51,199 (CHUCKLES) 785 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,369 Just to be here in Sicily. 786 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:58,039 Because we are Sicilian. Are you Sicilian? 787 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:02,085 - Yes, from Catania. - Ah. Are you married? 788 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,922 Dad, why don't you let her put our order in 789 00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:06,380 so I can get a drink? 790 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:09,259 My son is a big muckity-muck in Hollywood, 791 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:12,846 - so he's very impatient. - I'll bring you your drinks. 792 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:14,431 - DOMINIC: Thank you. - Thanks. Sorry. 793 00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:16,599 BERT: Thank you. 794 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:19,936 - Dad, you gotta knock it off. - Oh. What's the problem? 795 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:23,565 What are you doing? I mean, what's... the point? 796 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,817 Flirting is one of the pleasures of life. 797 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,777 Do you actually think you have a chance 798 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:28,945 with any of these women? 799 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:30,028 Oh, don't be rude. 800 00:41:30,072 --> 00:41:32,074 I'm just saying, you're 80 years old. 801 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:36,286 Well, I'm still a man. (INHALES) And I get older and older, 802 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:39,373 but the women I desire remain young. 803 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,458 Natural, right? 804 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,043 You can relate to that. 805 00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:48,130 ALBIE: Can you still get... 806 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,635 - Or... Do you still get... - What? Hard? 807 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:53,719 Erections? 808 00:41:53,804 --> 00:41:56,056 Sure. Like that. 809 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,641 - Really? - Albie. 810 00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:00,393 Do you still, like, jerk off? 811 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:04,106 Doctors say you need to release once a day... 812 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:07,275 - otherwise you get backed up. - DOMINIC: Wait a second. 813 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:09,485 Doctors say you need to jerk off once a day? 814 00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:11,947 - That's right. That's right. - Which doctors say that? 815 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,282 You need to drain the sack. 816 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,202 - They say that? - BERT: Mm-hmm. 817 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:19,621 Common knowledge. 818 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,373 God. It just seems like the body 819 00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:23,291 would naturally stop getting horny 820 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:26,628 once you're past the age of procreation, you know? 821 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:28,672 Like at 50, you would just stop. 822 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:31,090 Fifty? Fifty's not that old. 823 00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:34,385 - It just seems undignified. - I'm still virile, by the way. 824 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:35,887 I could still impregnate a woman. 825 00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:37,681 - DOMINIC: Oh. - ALBIE: No girl 826 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:40,766 should have to be exposed to an old guy's junk. 827 00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:45,856 It's not like it was ever so beautiful to look at anyway. 828 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,650 I mean, it's a penis. It's not a sunset. 829 00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:00,829 CAMERON: Hookers. 830 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:02,871 Really? 831 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,043 Oh, yeah. 832 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,628 Looks like a couple of locals. 833 00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,384 Buona sera. 834 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:16,469 ♪ Just because you're here ♪ 835 00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:18,847 Come on, man. You don't recognize a hooker? 836 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,391 - So innocent, man. - (SCOFFS) 837 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:22,684 Just like in college. 838 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,355 - Ethan was the original incel. - (CHUCKLES) 839 00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:28,148 What are you talking about? No, I wasn't. 840 00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:30,650 (CHUCKLING) Yeah, you were. Come on, man. 841 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,735 No, I'm... I'm kidding. I'm kidding, man. 842 00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:35,018 I'm joking, all right? Look, you could have gotten laid. 843 00:43:35,072 --> 00:43:36,381 - He's a handsome guy, right? - Yeah. 844 00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:37,740 Jesus Christ, look at you. 845 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:40,452 You're a handsome guy. I'd do ya. 846 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,496 You're just such a workhorse, man. 847 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:44,998 You never came out of your room. 848 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,668 Well, he's still like that. 849 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,548 Okay, I think we should split the arugula salad 850 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:55,759 and the beet salad, 851 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:59,137 and then maybe get the raviolo and the vitello. 852 00:43:59,221 --> 00:44:01,514 I kinda wanted to try the fish, but... 853 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,349 - The whitefish? - Yeah. 854 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,851 HARPER: Hmm. No, I feel it'll be too fishy. 855 00:44:05,936 --> 00:44:06,936 Okay. 856 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:13,150 I mean, it's whitefish, it's pretty light. 857 00:44:13,235 --> 00:44:15,653 It's not a very fishy fish. 858 00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:18,322 Well, you can get it tomorrow. We're gonna be here all week. 859 00:44:18,407 --> 00:44:19,699 Okay. All right. Yeah. 860 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,873 Or we can have the whitefish. Let's do it. 861 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:28,434 I just don't like it when it's too fishy. 862 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:30,251 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, me too. - Yeah, sure. 863 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:32,920 - Great. - HARPER: Great. It sounds good. 864 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:34,713 Let's do it. 865 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:36,842 - ETHAN: Neat. - Wine, people? 866 00:44:36,925 --> 00:44:37,967 DAPHNE: Yes. 867 00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:40,971 - What do we want? - I like white. 868 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,974 Me too. I prefer white. 869 00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:46,559 GIUSEPPE: ♪ Non dimenticar ♪ 870 00:44:46,643 --> 00:44:51,148 ♪ Although you travel far My darling ♪ 871 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:57,027 ♪ It's my heart you own ♪ 872 00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,822 ♪ So I'll wait alone ♪ 873 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:02,242 ♪ Non dimenticar ♪ 874 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,373 (PIANO MUSIC CONCLUDES) 875 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:10,250 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 876 00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:14,930 BERT: I don't know what they're clapping for. 877 00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:17,007 This singer's abominable. 878 00:45:18,467 --> 00:45:19,759 Sounded okay to me. 879 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:35,733 ♪ (TENSE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 880 00:45:41,907 --> 00:45:43,574 (MOUTHING) Go to your room. 881 00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:48,246 (MOUTHING) Go. Your room. Your room. 882 00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:54,710 You're not feeling sluggish or not concentrating? 883 00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:57,047 BERT: Head is fine. And it's not gonna happen again. 884 00:45:57,130 --> 00:45:58,715 It was a little fall, nothing. 885 00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:00,518 DOMINIC: You should sleep with Albie anyway. 886 00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:01,635 All right. 887 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,351 - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - How was your caprese? 888 00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:12,186 GREG: Hmm. 889 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:15,690 I was told that the cheese here was made by a blind nun 890 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:16,900 in a basement. 891 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:22,530 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 892 00:46:22,614 --> 00:46:24,074 (IN ITALIAN) 893 00:46:24,157 --> 00:46:25,157 (KISSES) 894 00:46:31,248 --> 00:46:32,791 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 895 00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:43,175 Hey! 896 00:47:05,447 --> 00:47:07,324 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 897 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:17,835 (SAVORS, SIGHS) 898 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,672 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 899 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,425 (BERT FARTING) 900 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,635 (GROANS) 901 00:47:28,597 --> 00:47:29,764 (BERT FARTS) 902 00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:33,226 (FARTS) 903 00:47:34,561 --> 00:47:39,773 (IN ENGLISH) You know, I... I think you're fine. 904 00:47:39,858 --> 00:47:43,820 You... you didn't hit your head that hard or... you know, 905 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:46,614 so, I should... I'm just gonna go. 906 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,617 - (BERT GRUNTS) - ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 907 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,869 So, I'll see you in the morning. 908 00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:55,289 - Good night. - Good night, Nonno. Sleep well. 909 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,630 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (BERT FARTS) 910 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,257 - ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (DOOR CLOSES) 911 00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:11,347 - (CARD READER BEEPS) - (DOOR OPENS) 912 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:14,726 (DOOR CLOSES) 913 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:30,867 Buona sera. 914 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:36,873 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 915 00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,583 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 916 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,418 Grazie. 917 00:48:42,961 --> 00:48:44,588 (IN ITALIAN) 918 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,385 - Oh, grazie. - (GLASSES CLINK) 919 00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:05,733 (HESITATES) 920 00:49:07,737 --> 00:49:10,197 - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - MIA: 921 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:18,248 Hmm. 922 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,094 Hmm? 923 00:49:38,351 --> 00:49:41,311 No. No, no, no, no. 924 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:43,940 (SIGHS) 925 00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:48,945 Mm-hmm. 926 00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,074 - Hmm? - (ICE CLINKING IN GLASS) 927 00:49:56,536 --> 00:49:57,954 (CLICKS TONGUE) 928 00:49:58,538 --> 00:49:59,998 (CHAIR SCRAPING) 929 00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:01,623 (MIA MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 930 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:05,461 (SIGHS) 931 00:50:11,259 --> 00:50:13,863 DAPHNE: (IN ENGLISH) She was definitely more talkative by the pool. 932 00:50:13,887 --> 00:50:15,597 And at dinner, she was actually kinda nice. 933 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:19,099 Well... (SNIFFS) now that he's loaded, 934 00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:21,393 do you think he regrets marrying such a dud? 935 00:50:21,478 --> 00:50:23,605 Cam, I wanna Face Time them again. 936 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,148 - CAMERON: What? (CHUCKLES) - Please? 937 00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:26,940 CAMERON: Honey, come on. We just hung up. 938 00:50:27,025 --> 00:50:28,400 I know, but I miss Emma so much. 939 00:50:28,485 --> 00:50:29,669 CAMERON: I know. Of course you do. 940 00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:30,963 But that's not the point, all right? 941 00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:35,240 The point is... (SNIFFS) we're in Italy, honey. Okay? 942 00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:36,951 - DAPHNE: Mm-Hmm. - We're on vacation. 943 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,869 - Just you and me. - DAPHNE: Yeah. 944 00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:42,123 - We need to enjoy it. - (GASPS) Okay. 945 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,875 - Just me and my baby. - Ooh. 946 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,376 - And you know what that means. - What? 947 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,713 - CAMERON: You need something. - Mm-hmm. 948 00:50:48,797 --> 00:50:50,422 You need... (BREATHES DEEPLY) 949 00:50:50,507 --> 00:50:51,800 - A tickle attack. - No! 950 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,010 - (CAMERON MUMBLING) - (LAUGHS) No! 951 00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:55,820 - Please! Stop! - Tickle, tickle, tickle. I got you! 952 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:58,389 (DAPHNE SCREAMING, LAUGHING) 953 00:50:58,472 --> 00:50:59,681 No, stop it! 954 00:50:59,766 --> 00:51:01,535 - (DAPHNE GRUNTING) - CAMERON: (GRUNTS) Hey, hey! 955 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,269 - Is he hurting her? - (DAPHNE SCREAMING) 956 00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:07,565 - No! No... (GRUNTS) - CAMERON: Hey! Tickle attack! 957 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,275 (IMITATES MONKEY HOOTING) 958 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,652 Monkey man, monkey man! 959 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:12,820 (CHUCKLES) No. 960 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:17,826 (DAPHNE AND CAMERON CONTINUE SCREAMING AND LAUGHING) 961 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,913 Thanks for making more of an effort. 962 00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:25,625 I mean, yeah, they kind of live in a bubble, but... 963 00:51:26,793 --> 00:51:28,335 they're fun, right? 964 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,880 They don't vote, Ethan. 965 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:35,260 I know. What the fuck? They don't read the news. 966 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:36,469 They don't read. 967 00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:40,181 It's like, what do they even talk about? 968 00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:42,391 (INHALES) Is that what happens 969 00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:44,662 when you're rich for too long, your brain just atrophies? 970 00:51:44,686 --> 00:51:48,021 (CHUCKLES) I mean, they seem happy. 971 00:51:48,106 --> 00:51:51,693 No way. (SCOFFS) It's a front. 972 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:57,782 It's good to have, you know, diverse friends, I guess. 973 00:51:57,865 --> 00:52:01,536 (SCOFFS) Yeah, I think we're their diverse friends. 974 00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:04,121 (EXHALES) - Their White-passing diverse friends. 975 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:05,914 Yeah, you're right. (SIGHS) 976 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,420 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 977 00:52:19,721 --> 00:52:21,764 (SIGHS) 978 00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:27,769 When we came up here to get the suit, 979 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:29,999 he just took all of his clothes off 980 00:52:30,023 --> 00:52:32,775 in the middle of the room. Like, naked. 981 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:36,945 And then you... Like, where were you? 982 00:52:37,030 --> 00:52:38,155 In the bathroom. 983 00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:43,827 Doesn't seem that weird. 984 00:52:46,289 --> 00:52:47,539 Just getting changed. 985 00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:54,088 (BREATHES DEEPLY, GRUNTS) 986 00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:11,146 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 987 00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:12,273 (DAPHNE LAUGHING) 988 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:14,108 CAMERON: Baby, come here! Baby, come on. 989 00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:15,443 DAPHNE: No! 990 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:20,322 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 991 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:40,300 (SCOFFS) 992 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:45,974 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 993 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:50,186 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 994 00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:51,396 (TANYA GASPS) 995 00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:57,068 Wow. 996 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:12,291 (GREG WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 997 00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:15,168 All right, look. 998 00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:17,338 Look. Listen, I don't wanna fucking talk 999 00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:19,297 about this right now, okay? 1000 00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:25,387 Yes, I'm going to. Yeah. This is not the time. 1001 00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:28,181 Yes. 1002 00:54:29,224 --> 00:54:30,934 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - GREG: Fuck. 1003 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:35,606 - TANYA: Hi. - (HESITATES) Hey. 1004 00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:36,898 Who are you talking to? 1005 00:54:36,983 --> 00:54:38,775 It's work. It's Bob. 1006 00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:42,280 Oh, Bob. Well, why were you whispering? 1007 00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:45,032 I... I thought you were trying to get ready for bed. 1008 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:48,411 Oh, well. Guess what? 1009 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:50,538 - Huh? - TANYA: Look what I found. 1010 00:54:51,873 --> 00:54:55,668 - Oh, okay. - Two macaroons! 1011 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:56,811 - GREG: Yeah, great. - Yeah. 1012 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,336 I really did only eat three. 1013 00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,922 Oh. Well, great. 1014 00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:01,632 You had a whole panna cotta at dinner. 1015 00:55:03,675 --> 00:55:05,469 Well, eat them, 'cause you wanted 'em. 1016 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:06,679 I don't want them now. 1017 00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:08,306 Why? Yeah, take them, they're good. 1018 00:55:08,389 --> 00:55:11,266 Tanya, I just brushed my teeth. I'm on the phone. 1019 00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:19,233 Uh, Bob, I gotta go... 1020 00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:21,735 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1021 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:44,592 ♪ (MUSIC TURNS DREAMY) ♪ 1022 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:51,932 - DOMINIC: Here you go. - Thank you. 1023 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,309 - DOMINIC: Cheers. - Cheers. 1024 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:56,186 - (SLURPS) - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1025 00:55:58,063 --> 00:55:59,315 (DOMINIC GROANS) 1026 00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:08,449 (CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES) 1027 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:10,952 I went down to the dock when your boat arrived. 1028 00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:15,331 I wanted to see what you looked like. 1029 00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:18,000 What'd you think? 1030 00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:21,670 Very handsome. 1031 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:28,344 Thank you. (SLURPS) 1032 00:56:28,427 --> 00:56:31,722 (INHALES) And you're from Los Angeles. 1033 00:56:31,806 --> 00:56:35,101 It's amazing. I always dreamt of going to Los Angeles. 1034 00:56:35,184 --> 00:56:36,309 It is my dream. 1035 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:42,108 Uh, I mean... (CHUCKLES) 1036 00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:46,278 - (SLURPS) - You should go. 1037 00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:51,534 I don't have the money. 1038 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:57,456 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1039 00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,500 (SLURPS) 1040 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:02,378 (EXHALES) 1041 00:57:07,425 --> 00:57:10,177 You seem like a very nice person. Um... 1042 00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:14,806 I'm just going through a lot right now in my life. 1043 00:57:14,891 --> 00:57:19,769 (INHALES) So, it's... it's, um... 1044 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:22,398 hard for me to make conversation right now. 1045 00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:28,028 (EXHALES) But you are very, uh, beautiful. 1046 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:34,827 I'm glad you're here. 1047 00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,751 (SLURPS, SMACKS LIPS) 1048 00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:43,753 All or a... 1049 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:47,088 ♪ (DREAMY CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1050 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,527 (GASPS) 1051 00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:34,762 - ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ - (WAVES CRASHING) 1052 00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:29,275 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪