1 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:07,025 Mmm. 2 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:09,943 Babe, you did your thing with this pot roast. 3 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,862 -Yeah, Mom. -Aw. Thank you, 4 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:14,348 but as usual, I made too much. 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,983 Well, Miss Tina, if you don't mind, 6 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:18,552 I'd be happy to take the rest of this to the shelter. 7 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,787 -That is so sweet. -Yeah. 8 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:23,524 Yes. Yes, it is. 9 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,876 And, uh, which shelter are you taking it to? 10 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,695 The Cresthaven men's shelter. 11 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:30,131 -Oh. -That's his apartment, Tina. 12 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,053 Uh... mm-mm. Malcolm, you know the rules. 13 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,737 No phones at the dinner table. 14 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:38,272 I'm sorry, Mama. I'm just, 15 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,707 I'm waiting on a work email. 16 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,743 -Oh. -Yep, that's right, son. Family first. 17 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,779 Hell yeah! 18 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,716 "Hell yeah" what? 19 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:51,352 "Hell yeah" family first. 20 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:53,321 -That's right. -Mm-hmm. 21 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,223 That's right. 22 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,907 Mama, Daddy's watching the basketball game. 23 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,727 -Wow. -What? 24 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:02,930 -You got to be kidding me. -Baby... 25 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,749 See, that's why Malcolm's my favorite. 26 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,900 And that's why I snitched. 27 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:17,178 Malcolm, why are you getting work emails at 7:00 at night? 28 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:21,081 Because the emails are coming from Dubai tomorrow morning. 29 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,351 -Who's in Dubai? -Mercedes. 30 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,587 The, um, real housewife that I'm ghostwriting for. 31 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,589 She's celebrating her divorce in Dubai, 32 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,758 so the whole cast is there. 33 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,395 She's divorcing Garnett already? 34 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,930 He-he was her soulmate. 35 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,967 Oh, my God, this season is gonna be so good. 36 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,472 Well, apparently my book is not going to be good. 37 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,274 I'm getting all these notes from her people 38 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:48,776 saying that I'm not "capturing her voice." 39 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,811 Ah. Well, here's an idea. 40 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,446 Watch her damn show. 41 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:56,450 Why? I already watched, like, a hundred viral clips. 42 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,352 -Mm. -All it is is a bunch of rich women 43 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,120 who don't do anything, Ma. 44 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,055 Just brunch and Pilates, brunch and Pilates. 45 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:04,992 No, I'm not ghostwriting her autobiography. 46 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,627 It's a romance novel. 47 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,297 Malcolm, you have to watch her show to get her essence. 48 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:12,833 She has layers. 49 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,069 All right, fine. I will watch the show. 50 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,905 -Thank you. -Yeah. 51 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,308 You got to be kidding me. 52 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:21,359 Amen. 53 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,076 Amen. 54 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,213 Amen. Amen. 55 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,416 Calvin. 56 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,318 Give me the damn phone. 57 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,190 Oh... 58 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,592 That-that's my phone. 59 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,512 Cal-Calvin, you-you got to get it back. 60 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,364 I'm in the doghouse, Trey. 61 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:44,682 Did you see where she put it? 62 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,066 It's gonna be at least a week 63 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,568 before I get anything out of there. 64 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,189 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 65 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,773 ♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪ 66 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,989 Hey, honey. 67 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:13,026 Uh, can't help noticing you have a dogsled. 68 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,762 Yes, I do, Dave. 69 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,564 Remember that silent auction at school 70 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,283 where I asked you to start the bidding on a few things 71 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:19,567 to get people excited? 72 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,902 Well, it didn't get them so excited, 73 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,439 so... here we are. 74 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,309 I do remember. You know... 75 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:32,513 ...this is from the movie Snow Dogs. 76 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:36,083 Signed by Cuba Gooding Jr. 77 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,552 Can't believe it went for the minimum bid. 78 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,788 Oh, not just that. We also got 79 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,607 a hot air balloon ride in Ojai, 80 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:45,326 a full-body skin cancer check... 81 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,195 Ooh, this one might actually be fun. 82 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:50,998 A four-person box at the Hollywood Bowl. 83 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,335 Box seats. I've always wanted to know what it would feel like 84 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:55,936 to sit in the lap of luxury. 85 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,789 What-what is it? Ooh, I hope it's a Grease sing-along. 86 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,542 You could be Sandy, I could be Rizzo. 87 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,778 Why wouldn't you be Danny? 88 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,614 I don't know, Rizzo speaks to me. 89 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,482 Okay. 90 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,183 Well, it's not Grease, it is 91 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,837 "Tchaikovsky Under the Stars." 92 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,355 Oh. 93 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,525 Well, he's good, I guess. 94 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,010 We're always saying that we want to see 95 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,995 -more classical music. -We do. 96 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,263 And it's free. 97 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,265 I-I mean, it was $350, 98 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:28,068 but we already spent it, so now it's free. 99 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,844 Dave? Is that a dogsled? 100 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:40,147 Ooh. It's not just any dogsled. 101 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:44,251 Perhaps you remember the movie Snow Dogs? 102 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,454 Oh, yeah, the one with the Saint Bernard. 103 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:49,323 The... No, that's Beethoven. 104 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,124 Is that the big red dog? 105 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:55,228 That's Clifford the Big Red Dog. 106 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,998 Okay, if you say so. 107 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,868 Well, Gemma's school had a silent auction. 108 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,536 Got a pretty sweet haul. 109 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:05,339 Including a box at the Hollywood Bowl. 110 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:08,192 -Oh, now, that's cool. -Isn't it? I mean, it's Tchaikovsky. 111 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,544 Otherwise, we would have invited you and Tina. 112 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,245 "Otherwise"? 113 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,349 What do you mean, "otherwise"? 114 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:18,085 Well, it's Tchaikovsky. It's classical. 115 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,320 Yeah, I know who Tchaikovsky is. 116 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:23,891 Oh. Well, I just, I didn't think that was your thing. 117 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,242 Oh, not our thing? 118 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:29,162 What, because Tina and I are too uncultured 119 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:31,799 to like classical music? Is that it, Dave? 120 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,234 No, no. No, look, 121 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,886 I-I just had always thought of you 122 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:39,607 as more of a-a jazz, soul... 123 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,392 L'il Side Baby type of guy. 124 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:44,011 Oh, okay, okay, now I get it. 125 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,596 Thanks for clarifying. 126 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,849 What, do you just picture me standing over a trash can fire 127 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,901 warming my hands singing doo-wop? 128 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,686 ♪ Doo woo... ♪ 129 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,188 No, come on. Calvin, I didn't say that. 130 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,058 Well, you didn't have to. Eh, a lowbrow like me 131 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:01,094 couldn't possibly appreciate classical music 132 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,897 the way a sophisticate like you does. 133 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,399 Ha. I got it. 134 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,934 Calvin, I didn't mean it like that. 135 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,553 You know what? Why don't you and Tina come with us? 136 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:09,737 You know what? We will. 137 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,739 Great. Looking forward to a night 138 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,241 of Tchaikovsky. 139 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,644 Oh, yeah. 140 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,766 Tina, do you want to hear the crap 141 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,768 that just came out of Dave's mouth? 142 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,587 Is this about black spatulas being toxic again? 143 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:30,090 I am not replacing all my spatulas. 144 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,792 No. 145 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,795 Dave got tickets to the Hollywood Bowl, 146 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,097 but didn't invite us because he assumed 147 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,366 that we don't like classical music. 148 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,068 How ignorant is that? 149 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:46,306 Hey, do you want to hear something crazy? 150 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,276 Calvin wants to go to that concert with us. 151 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,578 Really? 152 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:51,962 Yeah, you know, you think you somebody. 153 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:55,332 Turns out, he loves classical music. 154 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,051 I hate classical music. 155 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,638 Then why are we going? 156 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:04,324 Because he assumes that we don't want to go. 157 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:07,160 I mean, Dave thinks he's more cultured than us 158 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,763 because he likes music with a clarinet 159 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,466 and that big-ass violin. 160 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,367 Cellos? 161 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,203 No, babe, you know, the-the violin. 162 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:18,305 The big one, they put it on the floor. 163 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,857 With-with the pointy leg. 164 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,041 You know... 165 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,076 That's definitely a cello. 166 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,746 Good. Good, good. 167 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,982 You know what? I can't wait to let his ass know I know that. 168 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,351 Oh, well, it'll be fun to have them along. 169 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,703 Remember, we always talked about 170 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,187 going to see more classical music. 171 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:37,457 Yeah, and yet you notice we never actually went? 172 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,795 Look, truth is I'm not into that stuff. 173 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,914 You know, my mom used to make me go, but only because 174 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,667 her special friend Steve played the French horn. 175 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,970 So just give them all four tickets. 176 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:53,807 And let Calvin think that I'm some sort of bumpkin? 177 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,861 No way. We have to go. 178 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:59,012 We have to go, Tina. 179 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,848 -Why? -To make a point. 180 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:04,184 Just because we don't happen to like classical music 181 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:07,420 doesn't mean that we aren't classical music people. 182 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,961 That's exactly what it means. 183 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,363 Wow. 184 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,497 -Whose side are you on? -What? 185 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,003 So you and Calvin will bring sandwiches to the concert, 186 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,755 and Dave will bring a charcuterie board. 187 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,373 Oh. Is Dave going to do 188 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:29,810 all those weird origami things with the cold cuts? 189 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:33,113 He sure is. You know Dave loves his meat flowers. 190 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,415 -Tina. -Yeah? 191 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,884 Brought back your Tupperware. 192 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,887 Hey, any chance you made lasagne last night? 193 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,789 Get away from me. 194 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,793 I'll just put these on the table. 195 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,062 Okay, so let's talk wine. 196 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,699 Mm. Well, we'll be at the Bowl for like three hours. 197 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,079 How many bottles should we bring? 198 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,368 For classical music? A case. 199 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,937 What? 200 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,772 It's not gonna be that bad. 201 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,808 -Mm. -Look, if you want to have 202 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,593 a good time at something boring, 203 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:06,947 my extensive research suggests you should take gummies. 204 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,117 Gummies, huh? 205 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,586 Well, it's an idea. 206 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,588 But... should we? 207 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:15,840 -I mean, we have to. -We can't. 208 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,124 -It's fine. -But we could. 209 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,275 -We'll have wine, too. -I don't know. 210 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,276 Let's go. 211 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,361 Look... look, I'm telling you, 212 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,647 it's gotten me through a lot of things 213 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:23,781 that I didn't want to go to. 214 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,199 Oh. Gemma, we are doing it. 215 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,335 We're so bad. 216 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,639 Trey, do you know any dealers? 217 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,508 Dealers? This is California. 218 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,162 There's five weed shops on Marengo. 219 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,113 Hey, look. Tell them Trey sent you, 220 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,632 you'll get ten dollars off. 221 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,283 Which one? 222 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,618 Any one of them. 223 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,304 Oh, good news. 224 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,522 The tickets came with a parking pass. 225 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:52,292 Uh, just so you know, it is stacked. 226 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,227 -So? -I'm just saying, if you want 227 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,630 to leave the concert early, you won't be able to. 228 00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:00,067 Are you saying that you want to leave early, Dave? 229 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,501 No, no, no. 230 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,270 No, not me. Don't be silly. 231 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,739 I can't get enough Tchaikovsky. 232 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,007 Oh. Me, either. 233 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,193 Did you know that he died of cholera 234 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,780 nine days after the premiere of his Sixth Symphony? 235 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,699 -Oh, yeah, no. I-I knew that. -Yeah, it was, uh, 18, uh, 93. 236 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:18,218 Nine, nine, nine, nine... 93. Yeah, that's the year he died. 237 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,421 -Yeah, I'm-a pop my gummy now. -Oh, God, yes. 238 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,158 Be cool, be cool, be cool. 239 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,711 Dave's a narc. 240 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,346 Oh. Oh, God. 241 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,331 That nagging cough is back. 242 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,101 Excuse me while I cough. 243 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,541 That's better. 244 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,011 -Smooth. Real smooth. -Mm. I know. 245 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,115 All right. Here it is. 246 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,718 The Trophy Divas of Brentwood. 247 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,020 Oh, my God, there's five seasons. 248 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,071 Oh. Okay. 249 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,405 Uh, where do you want to start? 250 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,191 I don't really think it matters, Marty. 251 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,543 How about this one? Look. 252 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,361 "Three Facelifts and a Funeral." 253 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,196 What's that even mean? 254 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,364 Hey. 255 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,565 -Hey. -Hey. 256 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,734 I found it. 257 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,636 Mercedes' personal brand of rosé. 258 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:10,904 And it's the good stuff. 259 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,206 Two bottles for nine dollars. 260 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,394 SAVANNAH Previously on Trophy Divas of Brentwood... 261 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,946 Don't you ever talk about 262 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,214 my husband, you bi... 263 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,951 You mean the husband I saw at the Rooster House last night? 264 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,319 Stop filming! I want a producer! 265 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,388 I need a producer! 266 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,024 Oh, my God, d-did that woman just take her wig off 267 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,692 and throw it in Mercedes' soup? 268 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,194 Okay, okay, I... 269 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,046 I think we need to start from the previous episode 270 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,248 so we can see how we got to wig in soup. 271 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,999 -Yeah. -Okay. 272 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,137 Calvin, please. 273 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,089 What? I'm hungry. 274 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,573 Well, let me take a picture 275 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,441 of my charcuterie art for my Insta first. 276 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,743 Oh, oh, wait, wait. 277 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,746 I got to put my biscotti assortment up there. 278 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,117 What's that look for, Dave? 279 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,787 You thought I'd bring a common cookie to a philharmonic? 280 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,022 How gauche. 281 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:06,593 Okay, well, for the record, I, too, love biscotti. 282 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:10,831 And I can't wait to hear the cello. 283 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,802 Who brought the black tongs? 284 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,504 Well, congratulations. 285 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,472 The platter is now contaminated. 286 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,811 It's Mr. Ryan, the teacher from our school. 287 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,447 -So? -So? I'm high as a kite. 288 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,550 Well, you... you weren't just a second ago. 289 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,786 Well, these things really kick in fast. 290 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,555 Okay, okay, okay. Calm down, okay, Gemma? 291 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,224 -Okay. -It's just in your head. 292 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,692 -I'm cool. I am cool. -Be cool. 293 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,978 Okay. 294 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,131 I'm just gonna look this way the whole concert. 295 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,168 Wow. Principal Johnson, Tina. 296 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,937 Small world. 297 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,822 Hello, Mr. Ryan. 298 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:55,475 So lovely to see you under the stars. 299 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,847 Are you also here for the concert? 300 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,916 Aren't we all? 301 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,620 -You good? -I-I sure am. 302 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,760 He knows. 303 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,690 I got to say, 304 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,192 that episode was a'ight. 305 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,343 -Yes, it was. Yeah. -Yeah, but Mercedes was wrong 306 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,511 for getting on the ATV 307 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,696 -with London's man. -Yeah. 308 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,447 But Sienna tried to warn her. 309 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,732 Yeah, but she's not gonna listen to Sienna 310 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,851 after that fight with Savannah. 311 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,887 Why is every woman on this show 312 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,654 named after a city or a car? 313 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,025 All right, you know what? 314 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,543 I'm glad we did that. 315 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,395 I think I'm starting to get a better sense 316 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,662 -of her personality. -Yeah. 317 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,848 So, Laker game? 318 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,182 Hell yeah. 319 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,933 Let's go. 320 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,531 I wonder what's gonna happen on Tahoe's yacht. 321 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,182 It's not gonna be good. 322 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,885 Especially after Sienna said her neck 323 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,553 had more lines than notebook paper. 324 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,588 And you know Tahoe's got them hands. 325 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,357 -Yeah. -Well, I mean, look. 326 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,160 The Lakers are already up by four in the second quarter. 327 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,711 We know how this is gonna end. 328 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,364 What we don't know is what's gonna happen on that yacht. 329 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,917 -Turn it back! -Come on. 330 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,701 One more episode. 331 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,204 -Somebody going overboard. -Yeah, somebody dying today. 332 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,206 -Rosé me. -Let's go. 333 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,564 Mr. Ryan is going to tell everybody. 334 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,049 I'm done. 335 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,616 I'm gonna be on Dateline. 336 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,318 It was a night of music 337 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,821 that turned into a nightmare of drug-fueled mayhem 338 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,890 for the pretty principal. 339 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,759 Gemma! 340 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,196 Don't nobody know your ass. 341 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,234 And besides, gummies are legal. 342 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,036 Shh! 343 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,238 You shush! 344 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,576 You're killing my vibe. 345 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,597 Calvin, what is wrong with our wives? 346 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,748 Whoo! 347 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,584 Oh, I'm starving. 348 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,787 Oh, pepperoni flower! 349 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,956 Oh, my God. 350 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,891 Oh, oh. These cheese cubes, 351 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,610 they-they look just like dice. 352 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,795 Come on now. 353 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,131 Baby need a new pair of shoes. 354 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,370 Did she just throw cheese at me? 355 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,457 Calvin, if I didn't know better, 356 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,175 I would say that they were high. 357 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,443 Calvin? 358 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,644 Calvin. 359 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,946 What, Dave? I'm in the zone here. 360 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,982 Do you have an earbud in? 361 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,583 Hey. 362 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,851 Give me that. 363 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,321 -Oh. -The Lakers game? 364 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,008 Dave, you put my earbud in your ear? 365 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,126 That's nasty. 366 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,360 Tina, 367 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,661 you got a Wet-Nap? 368 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,796 "Tina, you got a Wet-Nap?" 369 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,833 -Tina. You hear that? -Huh? 370 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,501 Every time I talk, 371 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,637 I hear somebody saying what I'm saying, 372 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,606 and she sounds just like me. 373 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,477 You know, Dave, if I didn't know better, 374 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,547 I would think our wives are high as hell. 375 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,849 That is what I was trying to tell you. 376 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,168 This is great. 377 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,019 They're stoned and you're not even listening 378 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,987 to this boring funeral music. 379 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,356 Boring? 380 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,490 So you don't like it? 381 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,042 No. And neither do you. 382 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,710 You know, if you didn't like it, why didn't you just tell me? 383 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,596 Well, that's because you assumed I didn't like it. 384 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,165 And you don't. 385 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,516 But it's not because I couldn't like it. 386 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,000 I like sophisticated stuff. 387 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,702 I like biscotti. 388 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,371 Uh, you do? 389 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,739 No, they hard as hell. 390 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,907 Whatever. 391 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,027 You know what, here's your earbud back. 392 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,229 I'm not putting this back in my ear. 393 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,013 It's got your wax on it. 394 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,052 And now, thanks to you, all I got to do is just sit here 395 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,370 and listen to this. 396 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,356 I'm sorry, but will you guys please quiet down? 397 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,742 We'll do you one better, Scott. We're gonna leave. 398 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,744 -We're leaving. We are leaving. -Oh, God, yes. Yes. -Oh, please. 399 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,063 We're in stacked parking! Nobody's going anywhere. 400 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,931 Cheech, Chong, sit down. 401 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,834 Now Mr. Ryan definitely knows. 402 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,437 -Everybody knows! -Ah! 403 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,378 I got to say, 404 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,713 Mama was right. 405 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,915 Mercedes does have layers. 406 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,050 You know, in a weird way, I admire her resilience 407 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,652 -and her honesty. -Yeah. 408 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,421 Okay, am I the only one 409 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,656 that got teary-eyed when she sang "Hallelujah" 410 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,391 at her Frenchie's funeral? 411 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,278 No, you were not. 412 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,629 Pepper went way too soon. 413 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,597 Oh, Lord. 414 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,949 All right. 415 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,284 You know what? 416 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,885 I think I am ready to write for her now. 417 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,670 -I can definitely hear her voice. -Oh. 418 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,140 And when she's not screaming and throwing things, 419 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,342 she's actually pretty interesting. 420 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,577 And sent. Ha-ha. 421 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,795 Sent what? 422 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,414 I just sent Savannah a DM on Instagram. 423 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,300 What? 424 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,685 She just found out that her husband is gay 425 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:06,803 at a dog funeral. 426 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,421 I got a shot. 427 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,224 -That is true. Yeah. -You're not wrong. 428 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,659 It's-it's a long shot... 429 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,107 Calvin, you okay? 430 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,742 I'm fine. 431 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,045 Are you high, too? 432 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,449 No, Dave, I'm just listening to the music. 433 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,152 You actually like this? 434 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,188 It's actually the most beautiful thing 435 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,689 I've ever heard in my life. 436 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,090 Really? 437 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,309 Okay, well, 438 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,693 I guess I underestimated you. 439 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,362 You know, your ignorance is astounding. 440 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,399 -Calvin, I'm sorry. I had no... -Shh! 441 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,813 Yeah, baby! 442 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,663 Can we talk about the dinner party with the psychic? 443 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,514 -Oh. Insane. -That was the best. 444 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,650 Oh, Madame Rosa was uncanny. 445 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,018 -Yes. -Now, look, I'm a man of science, 446 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,837 but Barcelona should've listened when she predicted 447 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,373 -Clay would cheat on her. -Right, right. -Oh. 448 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,990 With her accountability coach? 449 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,325 That part. That part. 450 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,593 See? 451 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,262 -I knew you guys would love it. -Yeah. 452 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,829 Ooh. Speaking of which, 453 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,498 you know, the reunion show just dropped. 454 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,684 You want to pop the rest of these bad boys and watch it? 455 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,969 -Heck yeah. We are so bad. -Hey. 456 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,505 Wait for it. 457 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,687 Ah. 458 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,657 Gets me every time. 459 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,860 I'm sorry, Calvin. You know, 460 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,996 I should've never musically profiled you. 461 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,732 Well, I'm not surprised. 462 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,601 Calvin has always appreciated 463 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,636 exquisite beauty. 464 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,388 -Obviously. -Mm. 465 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,072 That's right. 466 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,892 Hey, you think I can get Trey's, uh, phone back? 467 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,444 Aw, I gave it back. 468 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,545 But, uh, 469 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,979 you could fish around in there 470 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,319 and see what else you can find. 471 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:54,387 -Why?! Why?! -Let's go, man. 472 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,013 Captioning sponsored by CBS 473 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,833 and TOYOTA. 474 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,370 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org