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Obviously, this is daunting,
writing a biography.
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A serious study of a man
like Logan Roy, I...
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Thank you so much
for agreeing to meet with me.
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Sure. Uh, but just to be clear,
uh, this isn't a meeting.
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This is a precursor to see
if I might be willing to meet.
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Absolutely. You were very clear
about your concerns.
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Because actually meeting you
would be a big step.
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- Uh-huh.
- I'm a time-pressed executive,
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so before we even get to
the ethical considerations,
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can I eke out time
in my calendar?
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Of course.
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Um...
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On the other hand, I...
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don't think it's too
self-aggrandizing
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to hope I might have
some wisdom to impart.
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There's no time like
the present,
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- right?
- It would need to be discreet.
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I don't wanna make my uncle mad,
because he can be, uh...
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Well, he can be scary,
vindictive, paranoid...
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- Oh, yeah.
- ...violent...
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(MUTTERS) Scary, vindictive...
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Wait, I'm sorry. Uh--
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No, no, no. None of this--
I'm not actually saying that.
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- Yet.
- Oh.
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Would you like this meeting
to be on background?
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But this isn't...
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You can't say I said anything.
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But you did.
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Look, Greg, if you want this
to be anonymous,
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you have to say that
from the outset.
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You can't do that retroactively.
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But no, because
this isn't a meeting.
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- This-- You can't--
- Look...
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- That's not fair. That's unfair.
- Greg,
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I am writing this biography.
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I am going to cover
Logan Roy's life and work.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And I really have no doubt
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that you have been to
a bunch of meetings,
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and you have done
a bunch of things.
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So, my question is:
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Do you want to present
your side,
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or are you happy for everyone
else to tell their version?
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(GREG EXHALES SHARPLY)
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Okay, I need to think. I need--
I'm gonna go,
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I-- I'm-- But this leaving--
How I look,
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and how I'm getting up
and everything,
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is off the record, okay?
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- Thank you, ma'am.
- (CHAIR SCRAPES)
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♪ ("SUCCESSION" THEME MUSIC
BEGINS) ♪
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DOCTOR: So you're still getting
the stiffness?
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Neck and shoulders.
Chest pains, too, I heard.
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(SIGHS) Pain. One pain.
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That's 'cause you've got me
working out so fuckin' much.
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I'm Johnny fuckin' Weissmuller
here.
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And the meds we've got you on,
well, you let me know
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if you suffer from any anxiety,
paranoia,
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- irritation...
- Oh, fuck off.
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They're trying to destroy
my life's work.
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Maria just called about Mo.
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She was wondering if
you'd like to go to the hospice.
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Oh, I'll let them know, yes.
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Should I schedule a visit?
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She says he's probably only
got a matter of a week or two.
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Nah, remind me
in a week or two.
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And Shiv's on the line.
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I'll do her after
the proxy meet.
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Uh, pencil it for midnight.
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DOCTOR: Can I suggest you
look for some downtime?
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Could you sit out
the corporate retreat this year?
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(SIGHS) Let them do the meet
without me?
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(CHUCKLES) While the cat's away,
I don't fuckin' think so.
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So...
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how we looking?
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I've burned villages
and overthrown governments
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on your behalf,
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and I believe
with the right offer,
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correctly couched, uh,
we could be at a "maybe".
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Maybe?
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So?
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Just taking five to regroup.
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I've got three banks,
50 lawyers,
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two PR agencies,
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DF Kings,
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and an army of private dicks
trying to fight this takeover,
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but take five to eat
my pastries, why don't ya?
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Uh, we were actually at, uh,
something of an impasse, um...
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There were some doubts as to
whether, you know,
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an acquisition is really
what we need right now.
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LOGAN ROY: Uh-huh.
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It is.
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The bigger the better.
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And I have it.
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We're going for PGM.
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Pierce.
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Okay. Again. G-- Great.
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- TOM WAMBSGANS: That's chunky.
- LOGAN: Nice and chunky.
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We leverage up
and eat Pierce,
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we're too big for Sandy
and Stewy to come for.
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They'd fucking choke.
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GERRI KELLMAN:
Could be a great move.
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It's an, um, interesting
challenge,
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because last time we tried it,
their surrogates
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called us "cultural vandals,"
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and "poison in the well
of public discourse."
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well...
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times have changed.
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Um, I-- I don't wanna say
too much.
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Oh, some of the young cousins
want yacht money?
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Well, it's-- it's delicate,
um,
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like French kissing
an armadillo.
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LOGAN: We're gonna fucking
eat them up.
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- Good?
- Yeah. Let's do it.
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- I like it.
- ROMAN ROY: Oh, fuck off, dude.
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Don't be such a suck-up.
It's pathetic.
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What about you, Romulus?
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Uh, I fucking love it,
but that's my honest opinion.
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Great. Forward. Fast.
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We all like this?
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(ALL ASSENTING)
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Pierce...
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Why does he keep coming back
to this?
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I just-- You know,
I wanna understand.
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KENDALL ROY: Uh, because
it's a force multiplier.
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Once sector, many brands.
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Plus PGM is basically
plug and play for us.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 'cause
Uncle Ewan watches it.
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It's his favorite news,
so Dad wants to buy it
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- to piss him off.
- KARL: What, for 20 billion?
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Well, can't he just take
the batteries out of his remote?
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Well, Pierce also own
the New York Mail,
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and we fucking hate the Mail.
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Logan loaned a number of
ancient Greek military artefacts
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to the Getty Villa,
and held a drinks reception.
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The Mail did a hit piece.
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They said he served
warm white wine,
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and that he thought Plato
was one of the Marx brothers.
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And to avenge that four inches
of newsprint,
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we are rolling the dice on
a 20-billion-dollar crapshoot.
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So...
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Okay, I mean, yeah.
If there are doubts, let's--
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- let's air them.
- (KARL SCOFFS)
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- No, I--
- KENDALL: Because you're right,
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if the debt from
an acquisition like this
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became unmanageable,
we could death-spiral,
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and then, uh, we'd all go down
with the ship.
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It would be a reputational
and financial...
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disaster for all of us. Right?
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ROMAN: What are you saying, Ken?
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No, I'm just gauging the room.
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No, it's nonetheless
extremely exciting.
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Oh, yeah. No, no. I-- I--
I like it.
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- Good.
- Good.
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KENDALL: Okay. Good. Great.
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Let's, uh... Let's bag this
elephant for Dad.
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ROMAN: Yeah. Let's do it.
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Yeah. Let's bone this turkey.
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So, Pierce is the answer.
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Those blue-blooded fucks.
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The business answer.
They take over defense.
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It's the whole thing.
So what's next?
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Uh, the tough part is contact
with the family.
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We need a pair of safe hands.
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Dainty hands,
in exquisite mittens.
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Who's our most pointy-headed
fuck?
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Well, it's a shame...
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Uh, but you did have one
heavyweight that they liked.
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Old Bore Vidal.
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Oh, yeah. They all love
fucking Shakespeare Frank.
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Backstabber.
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What? Frank?
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Yeah fuckin' right!
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Oh. Dad, no.
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Frank does have friends
in dry places.
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He's close to Nam Pierce,
uh, Naomi.
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LOGAN: You think he'd come back?
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(KENDALL SIGHS) Yeah, maybe.
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He's power-hungry
and status-obsessed,
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and, you know, avaricious,
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- so--
- And pretty much your godfather,
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- and your closest business--
- KENDALL: Those are just facts.
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This is fuckin' bullshit.
Jesus Christ.
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I think he knows he did bad.
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Oh, fuck. I swear to God, Dad,
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if you bring him back,
I am walking.
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Back to my office to...
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- sulk. Fuck!
- LOGAN: Fine.
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I don't fuckin' care.
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Guest of fucking honor
at the retreat.
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Let's try it. Good?
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KENDALL: Corporate retreat?
You-- You still wanna do that?
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00:10:03,977 --> 00:10:07,413
- You don't wanna... hunker?
- Nah. It's a morale booster.
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00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,285
- Where is it?
- Uh, Hungary.
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Still.
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00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:14,721
It'll keep the top team tight
till we agree on a strategy.
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- No leaks.
- Okay.
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Logan...
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it's Connor.
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I ranch , I ride,
I earn, and I give.
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00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,036
Just like you.
201
00:10:30,104 --> 00:10:34,674
But... ding-dong,
who's there? Uncle Sam.
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And where's his hand?
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In my pants.
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ROMAN: Hey, is anyone
in my house?
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Hey. Uh, have you seen this?
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00:10:43,045 --> 00:10:43,916
Yeah.
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00:10:43,985 --> 00:10:46,285
He said he's beta testing it,
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00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:50,093
before he Instagrams
and enters the "ideas primary."
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00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:52,286
Maybe he's a genius.
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00:10:52,354 --> 00:10:53,793
TABITHA: That's one word for it.
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ROMAN: A genius rancher.
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All I want is a fair, flat tax,
same for all Americans,
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but headed down to zero
within a decade or so.
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00:11:01,936 --> 00:11:04,336
- (CHUCKLES)
- CONNOR: What am I gonna do? Well, I'll tell ya.
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- I ain't paying.
- TABITHA: Oh, my God.
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00:11:06,807 --> 00:11:08,602
And if you want to arrest me,
go ahead.
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00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:10,109
No, really.
Just go ahead and try.
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00:11:10,178 --> 00:11:11,210
Quick question.
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Do you think he even knows
what a jail is?
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He literally only knows
it from Monopoly.
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00:11:15,983 --> 00:11:19,486
(LAUGHS) He's not actually gonna
put this out there,
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- is he?
- Um...
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I think Dad's all over it.
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I have a question for you,
though.
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00:11:24,025 --> 00:11:25,157
Uh-huh.
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You're, uh-- You're pals
with Naomi Pierce, right?
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Yeah. Why?
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Dad wants to buy PGM.
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Pierce.
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But that wouldn't be allowed.
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Would it?
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I mean that's what--
My parents watch that.
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- That's like actual news.
- Mm-hmm.
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He can do whatever the fuck
he likes.
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He's like a human Saudi Arabia.
236
00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:49,582
So, what, you-- you wanna use
Naomi to broker a deal?
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Bingo.
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And I think it's a good plan.
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- I land the deal...
- Mm-hmm.
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...I kill Kendall.
I'm crowned the king.
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Just like in Hamlet.
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If that happens in Hamlet.
I don't care.
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- Just like Hamlet.
- Okay.
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Um, here is Naomi's...
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- (PHONE CHIMES)
- ...address.
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She's cool.
I think you'd like her.
247
00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:08,362
- Oh, yeah?
- Hmm.
248
00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:10,073
How do you know her, anyway?
249
00:12:11,973 --> 00:12:14,741
Ew. You fucked her.
250
00:12:14,809 --> 00:12:16,510
Is there anybody
you haven't fucked?
251
00:12:16,578 --> 00:12:17,777
You.
252
00:12:17,846 --> 00:12:19,148
(PHONE VIBRATES)
253
00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,783
Dad. Hey. Finally.
254
00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:24,984
Hello.
255
00:12:25,052 --> 00:12:26,652
LOGAN: Enjoying your downtime?
256
00:12:26,721 --> 00:12:29,255
Uh, I'm re-reading
the 10-K.
257
00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:32,057
Uh, we need to talk
about Pierce.
258
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:35,027
That's not to be spoken of.
Who told you?
259
00:12:35,096 --> 00:12:36,795
SHIV ROY:
Am I not supposed to know?
260
00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:39,098
Hey, I was thinking,
we should maybe think of
261
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,734
a reason for me to be
on the retreat,
262
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,369
in case we're talking strategy.
263
00:12:42,438 --> 00:12:44,169
Ah. Listen.
264
00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:46,205
LOGAN: I need you to go
and see Connor.
265
00:12:46,274 --> 00:12:48,141
Oh, what, I'm Connor's
babysitter now?
266
00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:50,644
LOGAN: You're unemployed.
This is a job.
267
00:12:50,712 --> 00:12:51,911
He could hurt us.
268
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,514
You don't go shouting
about tax.
269
00:12:54,582 --> 00:12:55,815
We have arrangements.
270
00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:57,450
We'll talk when I'm back,
271
00:12:57,518 --> 00:12:58,554
- okay?
- SHIV: Dad, I--
272
00:12:59,253 --> 00:13:00,219
(SIGHS)
273
00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:04,023
- Hey.
- Hi. What the fuck is happening?
274
00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:05,792
Do you know about chasing
Pierce?
275
00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,559
Sure, I was in
the fucking meeting.
276
00:13:07,628 --> 00:13:08,961
How do you know about Pierce?
277
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,395
I had Gerri on the phone.
278
00:13:10,464 --> 00:13:12,898
She thinks Dad's gone woo-woo
and I agree.
279
00:13:12,967 --> 00:13:14,867
Did your dad update you?
280
00:13:14,936 --> 00:13:16,735
This is a disaster.
Who said what,
281
00:13:16,804 --> 00:13:20,005
- and who wants to stop it?
- I think it could be good.
282
00:13:20,074 --> 00:13:22,375
Yeah. Dick over Pierce,
283
00:13:22,443 --> 00:13:25,044
dick over Sandy and Stewy,
double our size.
284
00:13:25,113 --> 00:13:28,380
No one is gonna wanna tackle
a big angry puffer fish
285
00:13:28,449 --> 00:13:30,282
bristling with dick.
286
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,352
Tom, it's batshit.
It's an obsession.
287
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,420
- What?
- Can you imagine the blowback?
288
00:13:35,489 --> 00:13:38,191
Us trying to buy Pierce,
the most respected name in news?
289
00:13:38,259 --> 00:13:41,027
But we already do news, right?
So it's just more news.
290
00:13:41,095 --> 00:13:42,261
It's like synergies--
291
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:44,062
Yeah, but if we own
all the news,
292
00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:46,631
I do actually wonder where
I'll get my fucking news.
293
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,501
Because at some point,
someone needs to actually
294
00:13:48,569 --> 00:13:50,069
keep track of what's going on
in the world.
295
00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:51,904
Who went where,
and who wore a hat.
296
00:13:51,973 --> 00:13:54,307
I think it's gonna be
a separate brand.
297
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,143
Let me keep the truthy,
oatmeal branding.
298
00:13:57,211 --> 00:14:01,347
Yeah, but the American Republic
is in not great shape as it is.
299
00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:03,816
What, you've got the--
The Times, The Post,
300
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,318
editors at Pierce,
301
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,086
and a couple of hundred
angry young women on Twitter,
302
00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:08,721
and that's about it.
303
00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:10,322
- (SCOFFS) Please.
- SHIV: No! Tom,
304
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,925
it is thread-fucking-bare
out there,
305
00:14:11,993 --> 00:14:13,192
and now we're gonna
eat another one?
306
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:16,029
Well, do you want to tell him
that?
307
00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:18,031
SHIV: Tom, this is serious.
308
00:14:18,099 --> 00:14:19,899
It's a snake eating
a crocodile.
309
00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:21,735
It doesn't fit, it's too big.
310
00:14:21,803 --> 00:14:23,902
It's a 20-billion-dollar
acquisition
311
00:14:23,971 --> 00:14:26,772
that either breaks us or takes
half a decade to integrate.
312
00:14:26,841 --> 00:14:28,608
We need to stop him.
313
00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:30,776
So, talk to him in Hungary.
314
00:14:30,845 --> 00:14:32,315
- What?
- Yeah.
315
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,482
I-- I don't think
I wanna do that, Shiv.
316
00:14:36,551 --> 00:14:40,452
Uh... Oh, hello? Is this
the replicant department?
317
00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:42,555
Yeah, my meat-puppet
has stopped working.
318
00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:44,027
Shiv. Shiv.
319
00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:46,890
Tom, I'm joking.
320
00:14:47,962 --> 00:14:49,365
But I'm also not.
321
00:14:50,699 --> 00:14:51,997
People would do well to remember
322
00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:54,934
there's gonna be a new sheriff
in town one day.
323
00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:57,373
So, rally the resistance,
324
00:14:58,373 --> 00:14:59,408
Deputy.
325
00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:04,080
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
326
00:15:06,213 --> 00:15:08,614
Hey, Gerri, what's the thinking
behind Hungary?
327
00:15:08,682 --> 00:15:11,651
I's a nice place to shoot a gun
where no one cares what you hit.
328
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,052
So, guys, listen.
329
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,420
I have a great drinking game
for the flight.
330
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:16,221
Any time he says Pierce,
take a sip.
331
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,324
ROMAN: Oh, you brought your own?
Super soaker?
332
00:15:18,393 --> 00:15:21,260
- Yep.
- I got my own. Blaser.
333
00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:23,395
I don't wanna get into
a dick-measuring competition,
334
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,365
but I have a better,
more powerful dick than you.
335
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,204
Which I'm sure isn't
saying much.
336
00:15:30,038 --> 00:15:32,141
LOGAN: Ken. You're with me.
337
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,011
Let's talk timetables.
338
00:15:40,081 --> 00:15:42,848
I can't believe I'm a--
on a private plane.
339
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:44,884
It's like I'm in a band.
340
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:46,555
A very white, very wealthy...
341
00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,257
band.
342
00:15:50,258 --> 00:15:52,024
It's like I'm in U2.
343
00:15:52,093 --> 00:15:53,726
Welcome to the inner-sanctum.
344
00:15:53,795 --> 00:15:55,829
Yeah. Yeah, it's-- it's nice.
345
00:15:55,897 --> 00:15:58,597
Way nicer than
the outer-sanctum.
346
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:02,368
Well, I hope you like red wine
and killing shit.
347
00:16:02,436 --> 00:16:04,370
- ...about the...
- LOGAN: What--
348
00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:06,272
What the fuck's the whispering?
349
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,706
GERRI: Oh, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
350
00:16:07,775 --> 00:16:10,610
Carolina has bad news,
I'm afraid. On the book.
351
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,045
The biography.
352
00:16:12,113 --> 00:16:13,646
I told you to stop it.
353
00:16:13,715 --> 00:16:15,181
GERRI: I know. I'm sorry.
354
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,316
We were very clear there'll be
no co-operation, but--
355
00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:18,918
I don't want it to come out.
356
00:16:18,987 --> 00:16:20,920
Okay-- Got it.
357
00:16:20,988 --> 00:16:23,622
Well, it-- it will come out.
358
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:26,525
I can't actually,
in this nation, yet,
359
00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:29,662
uh, sadly, halt the publication
of a book.
360
00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:30,997
Yeah, we can.
361
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,132
GERRI: Well, we can threaten
and harass,
362
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,666
we can intimidate names
363
00:16:34,735 --> 00:16:36,903
who might cooperate
and get a little dicey.
364
00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:38,037
LOGAN: Everything.
365
00:16:38,106 --> 00:16:39,705
The writer, Pantsil.
366
00:16:39,774 --> 00:16:43,042
Can we not get her writing us
a movie for the next decade?
367
00:16:43,111 --> 00:16:45,381
- Tooth comb her.
- Leave it with us.
368
00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:49,749
LOGAN: Anyone who speaks to her
is fucked.
369
00:16:49,818 --> 00:16:51,383
They're dead to me.
370
00:16:51,452 --> 00:16:54,353
No one goes sniffing round
my fucking panties.
371
00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:57,656
Well, I'm afraid that
what her friend has
372
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,564
suggests that she's met with
someone close to you already.
373
00:17:03,197 --> 00:17:05,765
- Who?
- Well, we don't know.
374
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,366
But someone inside.
375
00:17:07,435 --> 00:17:10,373
- Ken, is it you?
- Is it me?
376
00:17:11,372 --> 00:17:14,206
Dad. (SCOFFS) Come on.
Jesus.
377
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:16,608
Well, it's just,
historically speaking,
378
00:17:16,677 --> 00:17:19,378
when I'm betrayed,
it's usually you.
379
00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:22,151
Oh, I'm kidding, son.
I'm kidding. (CHUCKLES)
380
00:17:23,719 --> 00:17:25,045
I can get Sam on it.
381
00:17:25,114 --> 00:17:29,425
Go to IT, comb emails,
company phones. Yep.
382
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,461
Fuck!
383
00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:36,132
Fucking rats.
384
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:37,833
Rats!
385
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,735
What's going on in there?
386
00:17:43,804 --> 00:17:47,607
Uh, somebody's trying to write
Dad's biography.
387
00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:50,037
Oh, sh... Okay.
388
00:17:50,106 --> 00:17:52,844
I hadn't heard. That's--
That's interesting.
389
00:17:52,913 --> 00:17:56,611
He's not a fan of the old, uh,
the old biographical, uh...
390
00:17:56,679 --> 00:17:58,651
Yeah, he's not a fan.
391
00:17:58,719 --> 00:18:01,524
And, uh, seems like somebody
talked.
392
00:18:02,485 --> 00:18:03,526
Okay.
393
00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:05,490
That's bad.
394
00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:09,295
So, yeah. Someone talked.
Someone inner-circle.
395
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:12,298
Sam over there will, uh,
smoke 'em out,
396
00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:15,401
and, uh, Dad's gonna
chop them up
397
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,603
and throw them into
the fucking Danube.
398
00:18:17,671 --> 00:18:19,442
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Right.
399
00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,378
Blue Danube no more.
400
00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:28,351
♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
401
00:18:51,872 --> 00:18:55,544
That's because...
I'm at a hunting lodge.
402
00:19:05,552 --> 00:19:08,888
Pierce. We can start to push?
403
00:19:08,957 --> 00:19:11,190
Well, that would be pushy.
404
00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:13,827
Well, too slow
is no defense.
405
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:16,261
Well, too fast and we spook 'em.
406
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,858
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
407
00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:21,165
- This is just-- Oh!
- Ah!
408
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:22,935
Mon dieu!
409
00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:24,773
Nice, right?
410
00:19:26,074 --> 00:19:27,406
Good for the morale.
411
00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:29,542
- How's your morale?
- Great.
412
00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:32,177
- We're very happy.
- LOGAN: Good.
413
00:19:32,246 --> 00:19:34,781
I want my top minds
on Pierce.
414
00:19:34,849 --> 00:19:37,420
I'm gonna need some meat
in the sandwich.
415
00:19:38,252 --> 00:19:39,352
Mm?
416
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,420
You can do that, top minds?
417
00:19:41,488 --> 00:19:43,459
- GERRI: You got it.
- Yeah.
418
00:19:47,763 --> 00:19:48,797
(GERRI SIGHS)
419
00:19:49,664 --> 00:19:50,699
Good?
420
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:53,199
Good. Yeah.
421
00:19:53,268 --> 00:19:56,469
- Here you go.
- Good, good, good. Great.
422
00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:58,741
♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
423
00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:01,440
Hello.
424
00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:04,409
Is this the right place for
the punishment beating?
425
00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:07,442
Frank! How ya been?
Come here, you old bastard!
426
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,713
Come on!
427
00:20:08,782 --> 00:20:11,554
(SIGHS, CHUCKLES) Oh, Kendall,
where's the thing?
428
00:20:11,953 --> 00:20:13,519
Yeah.
429
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,855
I'm sorry we didn't get a chance
to speak at the wedding, but...
430
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,057
You must have cut me dead
four times.
431
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,193
Ah, busy, busy, busy.
432
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,699
- Kendall, the thing. Oh.
- Yeah, here it is.
433
00:20:24,899 --> 00:20:26,498
Frank.
434
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,232
- For you.
- What's this?
435
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:31,871
The back, the back.
436
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:32,976
(FRANK SIGHS)
437
00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:40,783
"Some work of noble note
may yet be done,
438
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:46,789
not unbecoming men
who strove with gods."
439
00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:51,394
That's nice. It's a nice thing.
440
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,560
You okay?
441
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,696
Sandy and Stewy have got
my nuts in a vice.
442
00:20:57,765 --> 00:21:01,734
But Frank, you've got the grease
to slip them out.
443
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:05,872
- Right?
- Truly revolting image.
444
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:08,874
- Hey, Kenny.
- Good to see you, Frank.
445
00:21:08,943 --> 00:21:10,810
ROMAN: Frank.
446
00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:13,179
It's not been the same
without you.
447
00:21:13,248 --> 00:21:15,447
It's been better.
448
00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:18,217
- I'm fucking with you.
- Okay.
449
00:21:18,286 --> 00:21:20,456
I'm-- I'm kidding, sir.
450
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,023
Gentlemen, time to change.
451
00:21:24,092 --> 00:21:27,922
- Our safety briefing.
- Safety briefing?
452
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:30,095
Here's the safety briefing:
453
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,426
If you move against me,
454
00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:35,371
I'll put a hole in the back
of your fucking head.
455
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,611
(BLENDER WHIRRING)
456
00:21:44,112 --> 00:21:45,145
Connor?
457
00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:46,411
Hey!
458
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,214
- SHIV: Hey!
- There you are.
459
00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:50,386
- Here I am. Hi.
- Hi.
460
00:21:51,585 --> 00:21:53,452
- What's this?
- Uh... You know.
461
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,856
Okay, thank you. Hey, listen.
Come with me.
462
00:21:56,925 --> 00:21:59,024
I want you to meet
my consultants.
463
00:21:59,093 --> 00:22:00,559
(KEYS TYPING)
464
00:22:00,628 --> 00:22:02,728
You know Eric Schulman
and Bud Henley, of course.
465
00:22:02,796 --> 00:22:05,464
- They've joined the team.
- Wow, Eric.
466
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,433
- Hey.
- CONNOR ROY: Good guys.
467
00:22:07,502 --> 00:22:10,870
- You saw the vid?
- Uh, yeah.
468
00:22:10,939 --> 00:22:12,904
Hey, Connor...
469
00:22:12,973 --> 00:22:17,243
Those are serious guys.
They're fuckin' pieces of shit.
470
00:22:17,311 --> 00:22:19,979
Yep. They're my pieces of shit.
471
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,441
(CHUCKLES)
472
00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:23,049
Willa's finishing up a re-write.
Would you like a drink?
473
00:22:23,118 --> 00:22:24,884
- Uh, no. I'm good. Thanks.
- CONNOR: Okay.
474
00:22:24,953 --> 00:22:27,987
What's, uh-- What's in
the smoothie?
475
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,155
Burgundy.
476
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,092
- I'm sorry?
- I hyper-decant.
477
00:22:33,161 --> 00:22:34,827
You don't hyper-decant?
478
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,529
You're just doing
regular decanting?
479
00:22:36,597 --> 00:22:37,763
If by regular decanting you mean
480
00:22:37,832 --> 00:22:39,565
pouring into my open mouth,
yeah.
481
00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:41,666
You should hyper-decant.
482
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,835
It softens the tannins.
Heightens the aromas.
483
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:47,073
You can age your wine five years
in ten seconds.
484
00:22:47,142 --> 00:22:48,372
Truly.
485
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:51,443
- Mm-hmm.
- Connor...
486
00:22:51,512 --> 00:22:53,580
You know what they do
to rich people in jail.
487
00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:55,381
Yes, they let them out early
488
00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,784
to mitigate the risk
of litigation.
489
00:22:57,853 --> 00:23:00,452
Going to jail
is not a good look.
490
00:23:00,521 --> 00:23:03,017
Not many campaign posters
use mugshots.
491
00:23:03,085 --> 00:23:04,251
The world has changed, Shiv.
492
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,058
The old shibboleths
are crumbling.
493
00:23:06,127 --> 00:23:08,164
And you know what?
The elites are scared.
494
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,464
I can see 'em down there,
495
00:23:11,532 --> 00:23:14,766
a-scrabbling and reconfiguring,
496
00:23:14,835 --> 00:23:19,671
with no clue what the whirlwind
they have stirred heralds.
497
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:22,074
Do you think that maybe
if you're looking down
498
00:23:22,143 --> 00:23:24,476
on the elites from, like,
you know, this penthouse,
499
00:23:24,545 --> 00:23:25,982
maybe it's indicative
of something?
500
00:23:27,248 --> 00:23:28,548
Smart.
501
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,716
My baby sister is smart, right?
502
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:33,019
- She is. Hey.
- SHIV: Hi.
503
00:23:33,087 --> 00:23:35,888
- How are you?
- Uh, yeah. Connor,
504
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:38,425
don't release the video.
Okay? Please?
505
00:23:38,494 --> 00:23:41,193
(SIGHS) Why?
506
00:23:41,262 --> 00:23:44,229
The family. We're worried
you're gonna humiliate us,
507
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,232
and humiliate yourself.
508
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,367
- CONNOR: Oh, okay. Dad?
- Yeah.
509
00:23:48,435 --> 00:23:50,068
Dad wants to stop me.
510
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,472
Well, tell him to get in line
behind Bezos and the Clintons.
511
00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:56,109
Connor, I'm asking a favor.
512
00:23:56,177 --> 00:23:57,476
Please.
513
00:23:57,545 --> 00:24:00,813
Well, how about I make
counter-offer?
514
00:24:00,881 --> 00:24:04,283
I'd like to make a rather
indecent proposal.
515
00:24:04,351 --> 00:24:06,952
I'm g-- (CHUCKLES) guessing
you haven't seen that film.
516
00:24:07,021 --> 00:24:08,988
Ooh. He has. Yeah,
it's his favorite.
517
00:24:09,057 --> 00:24:11,627
I happen to know
you're at a loose end.
518
00:24:12,593 --> 00:24:14,130
Shiv, come and work for me.
519
00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:17,229
Hmm? What? No.
520
00:24:17,298 --> 00:24:19,098
(LAUGHS) No. No.
521
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,900
It's a big offer. Big.
522
00:24:20,969 --> 00:24:23,169
Big offer, Shiv.
You'd run the whole shebang.
523
00:24:23,238 --> 00:24:25,637
And look, if Gil fired you,
maybe you're, um,
524
00:24:25,706 --> 00:24:27,641
- a difficult hire right now.
- He didn't fire me.
525
00:24:27,709 --> 00:24:29,342
- I walked out.
- Okay.
526
00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:30,909
- I-- I--
- No. Okay.
527
00:24:30,977 --> 00:24:33,478
So what would it take
for you to change your mind?
528
00:24:33,547 --> 00:24:34,981
- A lobotomy.
- (CONNOR LAUGHS)
529
00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:38,617
And a total realignment
of modern politics.
530
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:41,190
The-- Connor, the video
is batshit.
531
00:24:43,825 --> 00:24:44,860
Okay.
532
00:24:46,627 --> 00:24:49,428
I will consider with my team.
533
00:24:49,497 --> 00:24:52,201
- Okay.
- CONNOR: Mm! Okay.
534
00:24:53,635 --> 00:24:55,001
Guys, I need five.
535
00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:57,269
I'll come back
and we'll shoot the shit.
536
00:24:57,338 --> 00:24:58,772
Hey, what's, uh...
537
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,540
(WHISPERS) What's your read
on this?
538
00:25:01,608 --> 00:25:03,943
Sorry, I-- (STAMMERS)
I, um...
539
00:25:04,012 --> 00:25:06,311
I have to go.
I'm meeting my cast for drinks.
540
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,682
Oh, okay. That sounds fun.
541
00:25:09,751 --> 00:25:11,883
Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
542
00:25:11,952 --> 00:25:13,886
(CHUCKLES) it's basically
just a bunch of actors,
543
00:25:13,955 --> 00:25:15,988
you know, bitching
in a shitty bar.
544
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:19,058
- Uh-huh. Can I, uh...
- What?
545
00:25:19,127 --> 00:25:20,520
You wanna come?
546
00:25:20,589 --> 00:25:22,156
Well, yeah. You know,
I'd love an audience
547
00:25:22,224 --> 00:25:24,430
with the future first lady.
548
00:25:24,498 --> 00:25:27,270
(CHUCKLES) Okay. Yeah. Come on.
549
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,902
(GEESE HONKING)
550
00:25:29,971 --> 00:25:32,505
- (DOG BARKING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
551
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,643
- You okay there?
- Yeah.
552
00:25:38,207 --> 00:25:41,150
(GROANS) This is nice.
553
00:25:41,950 --> 00:25:42,986
Europe.
554
00:25:44,518 --> 00:25:46,322
Nice bit of war-torn,
555
00:25:46,688 --> 00:25:48,287
spooky,
556
00:25:48,356 --> 00:25:54,026
anti-Semitic, vampirey,
authoritarian Europe.
557
00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:55,028
Yeah.
558
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,462
Hey, Greg, it's good
to see you, man.
559
00:25:57,531 --> 00:25:59,966
You're spending so much time
hanging out with Kendall,
560
00:26:00,035 --> 00:26:01,467
a girl could start to wonder.
561
00:26:01,536 --> 00:26:03,069
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
562
00:26:03,138 --> 00:26:05,208
No. No. No.
563
00:26:06,907 --> 00:26:10,710
Listen. Uh... So-- Yeah,
c-- can I ask you something?
564
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:13,045
On the-- On the friend level?
565
00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:16,719
Yeah. You worried about
what you did in Cruises?
566
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:22,088
What we did? No. No. Uh...
567
00:26:22,156 --> 00:26:24,723
No. I was gonna ask you about
this Sam guy.
568
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:27,287
- Do you know him?
- Rat-fucker Sam? Yeah, sure.
569
00:26:27,356 --> 00:26:28,795
You know
he background-checked me
570
00:26:28,864 --> 00:26:31,297
before I started dating Shiv?
571
00:26:31,366 --> 00:26:35,229
Wow. Yeah. So, what's his--
(STAMMERS) Is he--
572
00:26:35,297 --> 00:26:36,769
Like, what's his competency?
573
00:26:36,838 --> 00:26:38,304
Is he-- Is he nice?
574
00:26:38,373 --> 00:26:40,840
Is he nice? You're asking
about the moral character
575
00:26:40,909 --> 00:26:42,741
of a man named Rat-fucker Sam?
576
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:46,112
He is a fucking piece of
fucking shit, is what he is.
577
00:26:46,181 --> 00:26:49,118
- Yeah. What's up, Greg?
- (GREG SIGHS)
578
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:52,221
We've been through a bit, right?
579
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:55,655
Can I trust you?
580
00:26:55,723 --> 00:26:57,724
Yes. Of course you can trust me.
581
00:26:57,793 --> 00:26:59,325
To a point, yes.
582
00:26:59,393 --> 00:27:02,461
So, you know how Logan's mad
583
00:27:02,530 --> 00:27:03,829
someone talked to
his biographer?
584
00:27:03,898 --> 00:27:05,564
- Greg.
- So...
585
00:27:05,632 --> 00:27:07,033
I'm wondering
how likely it is
586
00:27:07,102 --> 00:27:10,302
that Sam will find out
the person emailed
587
00:27:10,371 --> 00:27:14,840
- from a private email.
- Oh, fuck, man. Really?
588
00:27:14,909 --> 00:27:17,943
I didn't even meet her.
I didn't-- I pre-met her.
589
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:20,414
She-- She tried to turn
the pre-meet into a meet-meet,
590
00:27:20,482 --> 00:27:21,580
so I left.
591
00:27:21,649 --> 00:27:24,751
Okay, well. (LAUGHS)
Oh, my--
592
00:27:24,819 --> 00:27:27,356
If you-- If you tell Logan,
593
00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,356
he might kill you.
594
00:27:30,425 --> 00:27:31,790
- Mm.
- Okay,
595
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,793
so you need to put that
in the locker, man,
596
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,795
and don't tell anyone.
597
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,362
And pray that you can trust me,
598
00:27:37,431 --> 00:27:39,768
'cause you just handed me
a valuable piece of capital.
599
00:27:40,568 --> 00:27:41,770
Greg!
600
00:27:42,638 --> 00:27:46,209
Buddy. Trust no one, ever.
601
00:27:48,643 --> 00:27:50,910
Okay. Wise words.
602
00:27:50,979 --> 00:27:52,606
- (WILLA LAUGHS)
- SHIV: No, not having me here,
603
00:27:52,674 --> 00:27:53,913
just being out of--
out of the desert.
604
00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:55,882
- (WILLA LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
605
00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:59,122
Hey, can I ask you a favor,
about Con?
606
00:27:59,821 --> 00:28:01,354
Sure thing.
607
00:28:01,422 --> 00:28:04,924
Could you maybe get him to
pump the brakes on that video?
608
00:28:04,993 --> 00:28:06,653
- WILLA: Mm...
- And actually just the whole
609
00:28:06,722 --> 00:28:09,028
wanting to be the leader
of the free world thing?
610
00:28:09,096 --> 00:28:11,325
He does love a project. I...
611
00:28:11,393 --> 00:28:13,732
Oh, yeah. No, I know, but...
612
00:28:13,801 --> 00:28:16,936
I mean, you're smart.
You're... worldly.
613
00:28:17,005 --> 00:28:19,205
- You get it.
- Okay.
614
00:28:19,274 --> 00:28:21,074
I mean, I thought
it looked okay, but...
615
00:28:21,142 --> 00:28:23,375
♪ ("MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE"
BY THE POLICE PLAYS) ♪
616
00:28:23,444 --> 00:28:25,979
And you and Con, you're--
I mean, you're okay, right?
617
00:28:26,047 --> 00:28:28,080
It's... This whole...
618
00:28:28,149 --> 00:28:32,752
Sure. I mean, we support
each other's dreams.
619
00:28:32,821 --> 00:28:34,754
His dream is
the White House.
620
00:28:34,823 --> 00:28:36,256
Mine is Broadway.
621
00:28:36,324 --> 00:28:37,589
Uh-huh.
622
00:28:37,658 --> 00:28:39,825
Well, you realize those guys
that he's got in there,
623
00:28:39,894 --> 00:28:41,193
those are serious guys.
624
00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:42,727
I mean, they'll suck
ten million from him,
625
00:28:42,796 --> 00:28:44,263
and he won't even realize
it's gone.
626
00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,269
And how much is your play
gonna cost?
627
00:28:46,968 --> 00:28:48,471
WILLA: Mm-hmm.
628
00:28:49,671 --> 00:28:50,903
Okay, I'll think about it.
629
00:28:50,972 --> 00:28:53,506
- I will. Thank you, Shiv.
- Uh-huh.
630
00:28:53,574 --> 00:28:56,609
- Willa.
- Hi! Good to see you.
631
00:28:56,678 --> 00:28:59,045
And you. Hi. Chris.
632
00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:00,249
Shiv.
633
00:29:02,411 --> 00:29:03,983
WILLA: And you, Shiv?
634
00:29:04,052 --> 00:29:05,517
- Me?
- Yeah.
635
00:29:05,586 --> 00:29:09,589
Are you okay? You're happy,
calm, everything?
636
00:29:09,657 --> 00:29:12,124
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck, yeah.
637
00:29:12,193 --> 00:29:13,862
I got everything I could want.
638
00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:15,495
Great.
639
00:29:15,564 --> 00:29:16,996
Cheers. (CHUCKLES)
640
00:29:17,065 --> 00:29:18,301
- (GLASSES CLINK)
- Oh, hey.
641
00:29:30,778 --> 00:29:32,578
KENDALL:
You look good with a rifle.
642
00:29:32,647 --> 00:29:35,515
(DOG BARKING)
643
00:29:35,584 --> 00:29:37,184
How you doin', man?
644
00:29:37,252 --> 00:29:40,119
Eh. You?
645
00:29:40,188 --> 00:29:42,425
I think my guy's working
for the boar.
646
00:29:43,691 --> 00:29:45,558
Hey, so listen,
I have a question.
647
00:29:45,627 --> 00:29:48,027
- Mm-hmm?
- Between us,
648
00:29:48,096 --> 00:29:51,063
did you get a call
from that biographer?
649
00:29:51,132 --> 00:29:54,971
I mean, yeah, obviously.
I'm the interesting one.
650
00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:56,906
You?
651
00:29:57,772 --> 00:29:59,008
Yeah.
652
00:29:59,774 --> 00:30:01,668
Yeah.
653
00:30:01,737 --> 00:30:04,510
- You thinking of talking to her?
- Uh...
654
00:30:04,579 --> 00:30:05,915
I don't know.
655
00:30:06,881 --> 00:30:08,247
Maybe.
656
00:30:08,316 --> 00:30:09,749
What about you?
657
00:30:09,818 --> 00:30:12,351
Uh, no. I mean...
658
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:15,655
If you're gonna talk to her,
I guess I have to talk to her,
659
00:30:15,724 --> 00:30:17,360
just to correct your bullshit.
660
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,259
So why are you so into Pierce?
661
00:30:20,328 --> 00:30:24,364
I just think we know news,
you know, stay in our lane.
662
00:30:24,433 --> 00:30:25,465
Do you like it?
663
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,866
Oh, I fuckin' love it.
664
00:30:26,934 --> 00:30:28,501
- (PHONE VIBRATING)
- Yeah, I mean,
665
00:30:28,570 --> 00:30:30,136
synergies are great.
666
00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:36,308
Exactly. Carnage and layoffs,
all that shit. Ooh.
667
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:40,183
Uh... Pardon me.
This is private.
668
00:30:40,915 --> 00:30:42,151
Hello.
669
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,120
You have Roman.
670
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:46,289
How are you?
671
00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:51,894
Oh, yeah?
And what would that be?
672
00:30:55,997 --> 00:30:58,364
Great. Let's, uh--
Let's stay across that.
673
00:30:58,433 --> 00:31:03,036
Mm-hmm. Thank you for
the information.
674
00:31:03,104 --> 00:31:06,075
Talk soon.
Thanks for letting me know. Bye.
675
00:31:08,309 --> 00:31:09,242
Good news?
676
00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:13,613
- Um, yeah, sure.
- Hey, come on, man.
677
00:31:13,682 --> 00:31:15,181
What was that?
678
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:18,487
Just fuckin' leave it.
It's a PR thing. It was nothing.
679
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,323
Look at me.
680
00:31:22,023 --> 00:31:25,091
I know you. Come on.
You're full of shit.
681
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,592
Well, I know you.
682
00:31:26,661 --> 00:31:28,294
Why the fuck are you lying
about Pierce?
683
00:31:28,363 --> 00:31:30,366
HUNTER: We are ready
to do the drive now.
684
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:33,466
All right. Go on.
685
00:31:33,534 --> 00:31:36,272
Let's go murder
a terrified mammal.
686
00:31:44,311 --> 00:31:47,216
♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
687
00:31:51,853 --> 00:31:53,052
Okay.
688
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:54,486
We're such shitty hunters
689
00:31:54,555 --> 00:31:56,588
that we're just
shooting piggies in a barrel.
690
00:31:56,657 --> 00:31:59,324
Might as well just throw
a grenade at the pigs.
691
00:31:59,393 --> 00:32:02,895
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (HORN BLOWS)
692
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:05,297
- (GUNFIRE)
- (MEN SHOUTING)
693
00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:07,901
(PIGS GRUNTING AND SQUEALING)
694
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,935
- (DOGS BARKING)
- (GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
695
00:32:10,004 --> 00:32:12,937
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- (MEN SHOUTING)
696
00:32:21,717 --> 00:32:23,411
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
697
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,949
Hold on. Hold on.
698
00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:26,689
Good.
699
00:32:27,956 --> 00:32:29,325
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
700
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,361
- Hey, listen, Karl.
- Yeah?
701
00:32:35,430 --> 00:32:38,564
I was thinking I--
It would be nice to have a chat,
702
00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:41,967
'cause I was-- about a possible
cool move for you?
703
00:32:42,036 --> 00:32:43,602
- Oh, right. Oh, Gerri?
- GERRI: Yeah?
704
00:32:43,671 --> 00:32:47,673
Yeah. We-- Uh, we wanted to have
a, uh-- a chat with you, Tom.
705
00:32:47,742 --> 00:32:49,008
- Yeah.
- Um...
706
00:32:49,077 --> 00:32:52,211
I don't know how you feel
about Pierce,
707
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,582
but a few of us were having
a few doubts.
708
00:32:56,651 --> 00:32:58,284
- Okay.
- Yeah.
709
00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:01,420
Okay. Well, that's interesting.
That's-- That's really smart.
710
00:33:01,488 --> 00:33:03,388
Why don't you--
Why don't you raise it?
711
00:33:03,457 --> 00:33:06,760
Okay. Although we also thought
it could be good
712
00:33:06,828 --> 00:33:08,394
- for you to talk to him?
- Yeah.
713
00:33:08,462 --> 00:33:10,396
Okay. All right. Although...
714
00:33:10,465 --> 00:33:12,264
wouldn't it be better
if it came from
715
00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,200
- old, trusted...
- Right.
716
00:33:14,268 --> 00:33:16,235
- ...colleagues?
- That's smart.
717
00:33:16,303 --> 00:33:18,541
Karl, that's interesting.
Should we do it?
718
00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:20,739
That would be cool.
719
00:33:20,807 --> 00:33:23,675
Um, it's not a big deal, really,
who actually says it.
720
00:33:23,744 --> 00:33:26,741
I guess you are family,
and he does treat family
721
00:33:26,809 --> 00:33:28,380
- differently.
- Yeah. No, sure.
722
00:33:28,449 --> 00:33:31,117
Although, he did once call me
"The Cunt of Monte Cristo."
723
00:33:31,186 --> 00:33:33,452
- (ALL LAUGH)
- That's-- That was joshing.
724
00:33:33,521 --> 00:33:35,454
In a way, that's a testament
to your closeness.
725
00:33:35,522 --> 00:33:37,489
- In a way...
- He likes you, Tom.
726
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:40,359
He likes you.
You're a fine mind, articulate,
727
00:33:40,427 --> 00:33:43,395
- strong leader.
- (SCOFFS) I'm articulate?
728
00:33:43,464 --> 00:33:45,865
Oh, you're so kind, you know.
729
00:33:45,934 --> 00:33:47,466
In fact, I'm so flattered,
730
00:33:47,534 --> 00:33:50,035
I'll just fucking walk
right into the machine gun nest.
731
00:33:50,104 --> 00:33:51,237
Also, I've spoken to Shiv
732
00:33:51,305 --> 00:33:52,605
and I know she asked you
to talk to him.
733
00:33:52,673 --> 00:33:54,940
- You spoke to Shiv?
- And if you don't,
734
00:33:55,009 --> 00:33:56,712
and she asks, yeah?
735
00:33:58,512 --> 00:34:01,647
That's where heroes are born,
Tom. On the battlefield.
736
00:34:01,716 --> 00:34:05,088
It's also commonly
where they're killed, Gerri.
737
00:34:06,888 --> 00:34:08,257
KARL: We'll back you up.
738
00:34:10,726 --> 00:34:14,330
Well, Logan, uh, look...
739
00:34:15,529 --> 00:34:19,398
I hate to be a party pooper,
but I have poop.
740
00:34:19,467 --> 00:34:21,566
The Pierce family bank
have called to say
741
00:34:21,635 --> 00:34:24,370
the family got word
that you were on maneuvers.
742
00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:27,406
It freaked them out.
We need to back right off.
743
00:34:27,475 --> 00:34:29,909
This was supposed to be
choreographed.
744
00:34:29,978 --> 00:34:31,277
That's about as choreographed
745
00:34:31,345 --> 00:34:33,980
as a dog getting fucked
on roller-skates.
746
00:34:34,049 --> 00:34:35,481
Was there a leak?
747
00:34:35,549 --> 00:34:37,449
It was cagey.
It might have been accidental.
748
00:34:37,518 --> 00:34:40,156
No. No, no.
This was no accident.
749
00:34:42,090 --> 00:34:43,726
Someone's trying to fuck me.
750
00:34:44,726 --> 00:34:47,126
Who knew? No one.
751
00:34:47,195 --> 00:34:48,764
It's someone here.
752
00:34:50,431 --> 00:34:52,197
I've got snakes
in the fucking basket.
753
00:34:52,266 --> 00:34:53,599
Do you want me to
go down the list
754
00:34:53,668 --> 00:34:55,835
- of other acquisition targets?
- No!
755
00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:57,840
I want Pierce!
756
00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:03,408
Get back to the city.
Find another way.
757
00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:05,678
Oh, some of these fuckers
758
00:35:05,746 --> 00:35:08,417
are trying to kill this.
Fucking pygmies!
759
00:35:09,050 --> 00:35:10,286
Fucking lice!
760
00:35:14,289 --> 00:35:16,617
- ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
761
00:35:16,686 --> 00:35:17,890
LOGAN: How we all doing?
762
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:20,829
All havin' a nice time
on the company dollar?
763
00:35:21,630 --> 00:35:22,594
Ah.
764
00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,463
Gerri, you all right?
You look tired.
765
00:35:24,531 --> 00:35:26,097
Oh, no, I'm-- I'm good, thanks.
766
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,701
Good. 'Cause I want the Pierce
pension options first thing.
767
00:35:28,769 --> 00:35:30,636
Right, so-- so I should
probably go.
768
00:35:30,704 --> 00:35:33,405
Stay. You know, we need
to boost morale.
769
00:35:33,474 --> 00:35:35,574
Okay, great. Yeah.
I can feel it rising.
770
00:35:35,643 --> 00:35:39,478
Oh, Logan? Just a-- a heads up.
A fam-- A family heads up,
771
00:35:39,547 --> 00:35:41,513
just to-- just to let you know
772
00:35:41,582 --> 00:35:43,782
that in a moment
I might say something,
773
00:35:43,851 --> 00:35:45,888
but not to worry,
'cause it's not real.
774
00:35:47,021 --> 00:35:48,120
Okay?
775
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:49,488
- Wh--
- Just, headline is
776
00:35:49,556 --> 00:35:52,824
I'm gonna say something,
but disregard it.
777
00:35:52,893 --> 00:35:56,428
I think that people think of me
as a kind of leader.
778
00:35:56,497 --> 00:35:58,663
Because there was an issue
that they wanted raised,
779
00:35:58,732 --> 00:36:00,599
but don't you be under
the impression
780
00:36:00,668 --> 00:36:04,307
that-- that I'm against
what I'll say I'm against. Okay?
781
00:36:05,807 --> 00:36:07,073
- Pierce.
- What?
782
00:36:07,142 --> 00:36:09,274
Pierce. People are against it.
783
00:36:09,343 --> 00:36:10,742
But that's because
they're scared.
784
00:36:10,811 --> 00:36:12,511
But they think of me as
kind of brave,
785
00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:15,515
which I would be if I needed
to be, but I don't, so...
786
00:36:15,584 --> 00:36:16,619
Good.
787
00:36:18,152 --> 00:36:19,580
LOGAN: A toast.
788
00:36:19,649 --> 00:36:21,954
Uh, musicians?
789
00:36:22,023 --> 00:36:23,923
- Pianissimo.
- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
790
00:36:23,992 --> 00:36:25,228
Uh...
791
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,860
To our top team.
792
00:36:27,929 --> 00:36:29,095
ALL: Top team.
793
00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:30,995
- Top team.
- LOGAN: Mm.
794
00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:33,398
And again. And again.
Fill her up, fill her up.
795
00:36:33,467 --> 00:36:35,701
Eat, everybody. Eat.
And drink.
796
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:38,704
Come on now. It's a party,
isn't it? (CHUCKLES)
797
00:36:38,773 --> 00:36:41,477
Come on. Hey! Ray,
where you going?
798
00:36:42,777 --> 00:36:43,809
To take a leak.
799
00:36:43,877 --> 00:36:46,412
Uh, you know. We're all
sticking together.
800
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,416
If you need a leak,
piss in a bucket.
801
00:36:50,485 --> 00:36:53,419
I mean... (CHUCKLES)
we're locking down.
802
00:36:53,487 --> 00:36:55,891
It's all right.
We're all pals here. Yeah.
803
00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:00,329
(LAUGHS) Right.
804
00:37:19,413 --> 00:37:21,981
Jesus Christ, Ray.
I'm pullin' your pisser.
805
00:37:22,050 --> 00:37:25,654
Put that bucket down,
you disgusting bastard.
806
00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:28,958
Oh, my God.
807
00:37:29,919 --> 00:37:31,424
Where do we find 'em?
808
00:37:31,492 --> 00:37:34,326
Musicians! Thank you. Again.
809
00:37:34,395 --> 00:37:36,696
- ♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪
- Good. The food.
810
00:37:36,764 --> 00:37:37,866
Sit, sit.
811
00:37:39,065 --> 00:37:41,901
CHRIS: So what do you do?
Something important?
812
00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:44,169
Uh, no. Nope.
813
00:37:44,238 --> 00:37:46,005
Well, you will one day.
814
00:37:46,074 --> 00:37:47,807
(SHIV LAUGHS)
815
00:37:47,876 --> 00:37:48,978
Here's hopin'.
816
00:37:50,579 --> 00:37:53,349
Uh, I gotta make a call.
817
00:37:54,381 --> 00:37:55,618
Jealous boyfriend?
818
00:37:57,786 --> 00:37:58,685
No.
819
00:37:58,753 --> 00:38:01,187
Just a guy who works for me.
820
00:38:01,256 --> 00:38:04,257
- Working on a Saturday?
- He better be.
821
00:38:04,325 --> 00:38:06,959
Wow, sounds like
you're riding him hard.
822
00:38:07,028 --> 00:38:08,531
Well, maybe he likes it.
823
00:38:10,065 --> 00:38:11,430
Are you flirting with me?
824
00:38:11,499 --> 00:38:13,769
Your flirt got all over
my pants.
825
00:38:15,070 --> 00:38:16,669
I'll be right back.
826
00:38:16,737 --> 00:38:19,442
Hey, Tom. Just checking
you talked to him.
827
00:38:21,575 --> 00:38:23,079
Don't let me down, soldier.
828
00:38:24,779 --> 00:38:27,313
Shiv? (CHUCKLES)
829
00:38:27,381 --> 00:38:28,747
- It's, uh...
- (SHIV SIGHS)
830
00:38:28,816 --> 00:38:31,417
Connor Roy,
eldest son of media mogul,
831
00:38:31,486 --> 00:38:32,851
- Logan Roy...
- SHIV: Oh, Jesus Christ.
832
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,753
...announced his intention
to go to prison,
833
00:38:34,822 --> 00:38:37,223
rather than pay
federal income tax
834
00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:38,558
at the current level.
835
00:38:38,627 --> 00:38:40,894
Hey. Connor Roy.
836
00:38:40,962 --> 00:38:42,531
He looks cute, though.
837
00:38:43,665 --> 00:38:45,131
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
838
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,699
GREG: It tastes... I guess
boar tastes like chicken.
839
00:38:46,767 --> 00:38:49,906
No! Boar is boar.
Boar is piggy.
840
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:56,379
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
841
00:38:59,008 --> 00:39:00,413
TOM: Try that black...
842
00:39:00,481 --> 00:39:01,847
- blood sausage--
- Come on, everyone.
843
00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:05,718
We're supposed to be
having a nice time! Drink!
844
00:39:05,787 --> 00:39:08,153
KARL: Tom.
Now's the time, Tom.
845
00:39:08,222 --> 00:39:09,592
- Oh, you think?
- Yeah.
846
00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:12,695
LOGAN: Paid enough.
847
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:18,001
(LAUGHTER)
848
00:39:19,295 --> 00:39:22,467
A toast. Uh-- Oh, Frank.
You wanna?
849
00:39:22,536 --> 00:39:25,674
Oh. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
850
00:39:26,607 --> 00:39:30,513
Uh-- (LAUGHS)
'Scuse me.
851
00:39:31,579 --> 00:39:35,985
- To old friends.
- Lovely. To old friends.
852
00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:42,025
- (FRANK LAUGHS)
- Wow.
853
00:39:44,192 --> 00:39:45,528
Why'd you come, Frank?
854
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,461
- W-- Here?
- LOGAN: Mm-hmm.
855
00:39:48,529 --> 00:39:51,697
- Because you invited me.
- LOGAN: Uh-huh.
856
00:39:51,766 --> 00:39:55,234
Not on a recon for some of
your old stuck up pals?
857
00:39:55,302 --> 00:40:00,472
Logan, we're old. I try not to
leave fences broken.
858
00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:02,742
LOGAN: You're a fucking creep.
859
00:40:02,811 --> 00:40:04,844
- Excuse me?
- LOGAN: Ah.
860
00:40:04,912 --> 00:40:06,479
I mean you-- you went for
three jobs,
861
00:40:06,547 --> 00:40:08,114
you didn't get any of them.
862
00:40:08,183 --> 00:40:10,077
Your vineyard was a write-off.
863
00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:11,583
And now your trophy girlfriend
864
00:40:11,652 --> 00:40:14,553
is sucking some waiter's dick
in Palermo,
865
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,056
so now you've come
crawling back,
866
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,757
like a fucking worm.
867
00:40:18,826 --> 00:40:21,030
I'm actually kinda glad
he's back now.
868
00:40:23,164 --> 00:40:24,467
What's happening here?
869
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,735
Ken.
870
00:40:28,035 --> 00:40:30,504
(WHISPERING)
Talk to him, Tom. Now.
871
00:40:30,572 --> 00:40:31,871
(WHISPERING) Fuck off.
872
00:40:31,939 --> 00:40:36,212
Someone has spoken
to Michelle Pantsil.
873
00:40:37,611 --> 00:40:39,748
We've got rats on this ship.
874
00:40:41,115 --> 00:40:42,482
And Pierce.
875
00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:44,620
What's going on? Hmm?
876
00:40:46,353 --> 00:40:47,590
Who's got my back?
877
00:40:48,289 --> 00:40:50,689
Who's really behind me?
878
00:40:50,757 --> 00:40:54,460
Anyone? Excuse me. Anyone
wanna own up? Hmm?
879
00:40:54,528 --> 00:40:56,732
Anyone wanna rat out a rat?
880
00:40:58,099 --> 00:40:59,135
Cyd?
881
00:41:00,168 --> 00:41:01,204
Are you a rat?
882
00:41:02,103 --> 00:41:03,036
No.
883
00:41:03,104 --> 00:41:06,175
- How about you?
- (STAMMERS) No. I'm not.
884
00:41:07,141 --> 00:41:09,542
Karl, you got something
to tell me?
885
00:41:09,611 --> 00:41:11,076
Um, such as?
886
00:41:11,145 --> 00:41:14,281
Oh, I don't know,
where the local whorehouse is.
887
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:15,815
(KARL CHUCKLES)
888
00:41:15,884 --> 00:41:17,750
Well, I don't know about that.
889
00:41:17,819 --> 00:41:19,419
Does your old lady
know about that?
890
00:41:19,487 --> 00:41:21,186
Hmm, no.
891
00:41:21,255 --> 00:41:25,258
Um, you know. Um...
892
00:41:25,326 --> 00:41:27,794
She knows that I'm
something of a Libertine,
893
00:41:27,862 --> 00:41:30,363
- but-- Okay.
- Oh, is-- is that a yes?
894
00:41:30,431 --> 00:41:32,864
Sh-- Should we get her on
the speaker phone and ask her?
895
00:41:32,933 --> 00:41:35,638
Oh, come on. Logan, please.
What the fuck?
896
00:41:36,437 --> 00:41:39,238
Everyone, phones on the table.
897
00:41:39,306 --> 00:41:42,542
Company and private. Come on.
Phones on the table now.
898
00:41:42,610 --> 00:41:43,843
GERRI: Is that really necessary?
899
00:41:43,912 --> 00:41:45,472
I'm not even sure it's--
it's legal
900
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:46,845
- to demand people--
- LOGAN: Yeah, well,
901
00:41:46,914 --> 00:41:48,414
we're getting down to
brass fucking tacks.
902
00:41:48,482 --> 00:41:52,788
Tom, did you and your
fragile ego talk to Pantsil?
903
00:41:55,623 --> 00:41:57,656
No. No, sir.
904
00:41:57,725 --> 00:42:00,025
No. Logan, why don't we
switch to strategy?
905
00:42:00,094 --> 00:42:02,894
Oh, oh. Here's a strategy,
Tom:
906
00:42:02,963 --> 00:42:05,464
Why don't you pipe down
till you come and tell me
907
00:42:05,532 --> 00:42:06,933
I've got a grandson coming?
908
00:42:07,001 --> 00:42:09,638
Hmm?
Or are you shooting blanks?
909
00:42:10,438 --> 00:42:11,570
- Karl?
- KARL: Yeah?
910
00:42:11,638 --> 00:42:13,372
Do you like the, uh,
the Pierce deal?
911
00:42:13,441 --> 00:42:16,676
I do. I do, yes.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
912
00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:18,478
(LOGAN CHUCKLES) Bullshit.
913
00:42:18,547 --> 00:42:20,145
Boar on the floor.
914
00:42:20,214 --> 00:42:21,481
(KARL SCOFFS)
915
00:42:21,550 --> 00:42:22,851
LOGAN: Hey!
916
00:42:24,118 --> 00:42:26,986
- (CHUCKLES) Okay.
- It's a game.
917
00:42:27,054 --> 00:42:29,488
In the corner, over there.
Stand there.
918
00:42:29,557 --> 00:42:32,028
- Go, go, go, go, go.
- (KARL LAUGHS)
919
00:42:35,496 --> 00:42:37,266
All right. (SIGHS)
920
00:42:40,201 --> 00:42:41,634
Tom?
921
00:42:41,703 --> 00:42:42,868
- Me?
- Yeah.
922
00:42:42,937 --> 00:42:44,337
- Uh, Pierce?
- Yeah.
923
00:42:44,406 --> 00:42:46,272
Um...
924
00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:49,008
Well, there's a lot of...
(CLEARS THROAT)
925
00:42:49,077 --> 00:42:50,742
factors, and...
926
00:42:50,811 --> 00:42:54,647
but yes. I personally--
I like it. I like it.
927
00:42:54,716 --> 00:42:56,352
Boar on the floor over there.
928
00:42:59,787 --> 00:43:01,124
Gerri, stand up.
929
00:43:01,623 --> 00:43:02,858
Stand up!
930
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,958
Pierce?
931
00:43:07,027 --> 00:43:08,422
Couldn't tell you.
Couldn't tell you. Don't know.
932
00:43:08,490 --> 00:43:09,762
- Have you played it before?
- No!
933
00:43:09,831 --> 00:43:12,431
Well, actually, I...
934
00:43:12,499 --> 00:43:15,104
To be perfectly honest,
I've-- I've had a few doubts.
935
00:43:16,098 --> 00:43:17,503
LOGAN: Honesty.
936
00:43:17,571 --> 00:43:20,043
You see, everybody?
Do you see?
937
00:43:20,409 --> 00:43:21,677
Honesty.
938
00:43:22,510 --> 00:43:23,879
Greg, stand up.
939
00:43:26,647 --> 00:43:28,247
Did you get any orders
from my brother,
940
00:43:28,316 --> 00:43:30,219
the fuckin' Conscience
of the Prairies?
941
00:43:31,019 --> 00:43:32,317
- Me?
- LOGAN: Yeah.
942
00:43:32,386 --> 00:43:35,758
I... don't... Uh...
943
00:43:37,658 --> 00:43:39,291
Yeah. I-- 'Cause I--
(STAMMERS)
944
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,927
I've had some doubts too.
945
00:43:40,995 --> 00:43:43,923
Oh? Fucking doubter.
Over there.
946
00:43:43,992 --> 00:43:47,266
But the rules are that you're
spared if you tell the truth,
947
00:43:47,335 --> 00:43:50,303
- and I just told you the truth!
- Oh, oh! There are rules?
948
00:43:50,371 --> 00:43:52,271
- GREG: Right?
- Do you know something, Greg?
949
00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:57,246
There are no fucking rules.
(WHISPERS) Over there.
950
00:43:58,645 --> 00:44:01,117
GREG: Okay. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
951
00:44:01,616 --> 00:44:03,215
(ROMAN CHUCKLES)
952
00:44:03,284 --> 00:44:04,320
LOGAN: Roman!
953
00:44:05,486 --> 00:44:06,820
I like it for real, Dad,
954
00:44:06,888 --> 00:44:08,724
- I wanna help--
- Stand the fuck up.
955
00:44:10,058 --> 00:44:11,260
Um, okay.
956
00:44:16,030 --> 00:44:18,267
Kendall took a call
from the biographer.
957
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:20,199
We all got a call, Rome.
958
00:44:20,268 --> 00:44:22,068
Okay, yes, but you--
See, he seemed like
959
00:44:22,137 --> 00:44:24,036
he wanted to actually
talk to her.
960
00:44:24,105 --> 00:44:25,938
To smoke you out for Dad.
961
00:44:26,007 --> 00:44:28,241
What? Fuck you. Why'd you get
to smoke me out?
962
00:44:28,309 --> 00:44:29,408
I was smokin' you out.
963
00:44:29,477 --> 00:44:31,644
Why don't you tell us
about your mystery call?
964
00:44:31,713 --> 00:44:33,245
The phone call?
965
00:44:33,314 --> 00:44:34,814
Uh, yeah. It was Frank.
966
00:44:34,882 --> 00:44:36,782
He meant to call you.
967
00:44:36,851 --> 00:44:39,055
He wants to know if the plan to
overthrow Dad is still happening.
968
00:44:39,854 --> 00:44:42,291
Someone spiked Pierce.
969
00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:45,758
Which one of you boars
did it?
970
00:44:45,827 --> 00:44:47,594
- Tom!
- Yes?
971
00:44:47,663 --> 00:44:49,228
Sit on the floor!
972
00:44:49,296 --> 00:44:50,830
It's fun.
973
00:44:50,898 --> 00:44:52,331
- Seriously?
- Yeah, it's a game!
974
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,834
- Boar on the floor!
- TOM: I really-- I feel--
975
00:44:54,903 --> 00:44:56,536
LOGAN: Get down!
976
00:44:56,605 --> 00:44:58,504
Boar on the floor.
977
00:44:58,572 --> 00:45:01,140
Boar on the floor.
Kendall, bring the troops.
978
00:45:01,209 --> 00:45:04,076
ALL: (CHANTING)
Boar on the floor.
979
00:45:04,145 --> 00:45:05,544
- Get down!
- ALL: Boar on the floor.
980
00:45:05,613 --> 00:45:08,680
- Greg! On the floor, boar.
- (CHANTING CONTINUES)
981
00:45:08,749 --> 00:45:11,083
- Come on, Frank!
- (CHANTING CONTINUES)
982
00:45:11,152 --> 00:45:13,452
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Why am I in this?
983
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,953
How the fuck would I know, Greg?
984
00:45:15,021 --> 00:45:16,655
You think I have a rational
explanation for this?
985
00:45:16,723 --> 00:45:19,892
Frank! Feed the piggies,
guests of honor!
986
00:45:19,961 --> 00:45:22,695
That's it. Boar on the floor!
987
00:45:22,764 --> 00:45:24,463
ALL: Boar on the floor!
988
00:45:24,532 --> 00:45:27,633
Oink for your sausages,
piggies. Shh. Shh. Shh.
989
00:45:27,702 --> 00:45:29,935
Oink for your sausages,
piggies. Oink.
990
00:45:30,004 --> 00:45:31,303
KARL: Oh, Jesus Christ.
991
00:45:31,372 --> 00:45:33,606
Oink for your sausage, Tom.
Oink.
992
00:45:33,675 --> 00:45:34,674
Oink.
993
00:45:34,743 --> 00:45:36,042
- LOGAN: No.
- (TOM SNORTING)
994
00:45:36,110 --> 00:45:37,343
No half-hearted oink.
995
00:45:37,411 --> 00:45:39,613
- I'm not doing it.
- KARL: Oink, oink, oink.
996
00:45:39,681 --> 00:45:41,314
On the count of three,
997
00:45:41,382 --> 00:45:45,384
the last piggy to eat
a sausage is the mole.
998
00:45:45,452 --> 00:45:47,654
That doesn't seem like
a very good system...
999
00:45:47,722 --> 00:45:49,789
Who spoke to Pantsil?
1000
00:45:49,858 --> 00:45:51,394
(WHISPERING) Please.
1001
00:45:53,362 --> 00:45:54,393
Hey!
1002
00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:57,163
Crawl in a circle
and close your eyes.
1003
00:45:57,232 --> 00:45:58,531
- (LAUGHTER)
- Three...
1004
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,665
Greg, oink.
1005
00:45:59,734 --> 00:46:01,701
(GREG SNORTS)
1006
00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:03,102
Two...
1007
00:46:03,171 --> 00:46:04,471
(GREG, TOM AND KARL SNORTING
AND OINKING)
1008
00:46:04,540 --> 00:46:06,005
One...
1009
00:46:06,074 --> 00:46:08,542
(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
1010
00:46:08,610 --> 00:46:10,843
Eat the sausage, Tom!
1011
00:46:10,912 --> 00:46:12,848
- TOM: I got it!
- (JEERING)
1012
00:46:16,785 --> 00:46:18,922
(SHOUTING AND CLAMORING)
1013
00:46:23,391 --> 00:46:24,658
Take it out of his hand!
1014
00:46:24,726 --> 00:46:25,962
Come on.
1015
00:46:27,662 --> 00:46:29,328
Karl stole my sausage.
1016
00:46:29,397 --> 00:46:33,336
Too effing slow.
I'll get you your booby prize.
1017
00:46:34,436 --> 00:46:35,869
Eat up, piggies.
1018
00:46:35,937 --> 00:46:38,070
ROMAN: I believe he said
"Eat up, piggies."
1019
00:46:38,139 --> 00:46:40,940
I wanna see you little
piggy fucks eat. Eat it.
1020
00:46:41,009 --> 00:46:42,408
Indemnification,
you fuckin' dummy.
1021
00:46:42,476 --> 00:46:44,143
Wh-- You fucking serious?
How old are you?
1022
00:46:44,212 --> 00:46:45,710
Give me back my fucking phone.
1023
00:46:45,779 --> 00:46:47,313
- Huh? What are you hiding?
- What are you-- Wh-- Hiding?
1024
00:46:47,382 --> 00:46:48,982
Nothing. Give me back
my fucking phone.
1025
00:46:49,050 --> 00:46:50,482
- What's your code?
- Are you fucking serious?
1026
00:46:50,551 --> 00:46:51,884
- Yeah. What's your--
- My code? Uh, my code is,
1027
00:46:51,953 --> 00:46:54,386
um, fuck you-- What?
1028
00:46:54,455 --> 00:46:57,126
(KENDALL AND ROMAN
ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
1029
00:46:59,226 --> 00:47:02,265
Okay, you got it. All right?
Happy? There's nothing in there.
1030
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,266
Hey, do you wanna hit this?
1031
00:47:07,335 --> 00:47:10,369
It's actually just some resin
I left in the downpipe
1032
00:47:10,437 --> 00:47:14,073
- in the bowl, I'm afraid.
- Mm. Wow, yum. No.
1033
00:47:14,142 --> 00:47:16,212
- Uh, thank you.
- All right.
1034
00:47:18,614 --> 00:47:20,012
So, uh, no TV?
1035
00:47:20,081 --> 00:47:21,514
You a-- You a laptop guy?
1036
00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:23,119
Nah, no screens.
1037
00:47:24,586 --> 00:47:26,480
No, uh-- No news?
1038
00:47:26,548 --> 00:47:27,987
Oh, I don't follow the news.
1039
00:47:28,056 --> 00:47:29,421
No, these days,
actually the real news
1040
00:47:29,490 --> 00:47:33,025
- comes from comedians.
- (CHUCKLES) Oh. Wow.
1041
00:47:33,093 --> 00:47:35,461
I'm not crazy to hear
the next thing you're gonna say.
1042
00:47:35,530 --> 00:47:36,899
Can I just kiss you?
1043
00:47:41,002 --> 00:47:44,270
Uh, full disclosure,
I am in a relationship,
1044
00:47:44,339 --> 00:47:46,438
but it's an open relationship.
1045
00:47:46,507 --> 00:47:48,141
It sounds bohemian
and complicated,
1046
00:47:48,209 --> 00:47:49,575
but actually it's pretty simple.
1047
00:47:49,644 --> 00:47:52,879
You, um-- Wow. Do you have
any, uh, questions?
1048
00:47:52,947 --> 00:47:55,651
- Um, I don't think so.
- Great.
1049
00:47:57,419 --> 00:47:58,454
Mm.
1050
00:47:59,688 --> 00:48:01,190
(CHUCKLES)
1051
00:48:02,691 --> 00:48:05,528
(SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)
1052
00:48:09,363 --> 00:48:11,163
- Hey, I'm sorry.
- ROMAN: Give me my phone.
1053
00:48:11,232 --> 00:48:12,498
Give me my fucking phone.
1054
00:48:12,567 --> 00:48:14,200
You're-- Grab my--
You like touching me?
1055
00:48:14,268 --> 00:48:16,468
Grab my fucking balls,
I will drop you, cocksucker.
1056
00:48:16,537 --> 00:48:18,572
Yeah, you see a phone number,
so what?
1057
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,509
LOGAN: All must have prizes.
1058
00:48:21,442 --> 00:48:23,510
What's in there?
What's the prize?
1059
00:48:23,578 --> 00:48:24,543
Hey, Dad?
1060
00:48:24,612 --> 00:48:27,380
It was Roman.
Roman talked to Pierce.
1061
00:48:27,448 --> 00:48:30,417
He, uh, took a call
from Naomi Pierce.
1062
00:48:30,485 --> 00:48:32,117
Dad.
1063
00:48:32,186 --> 00:48:35,624
Roman, did someone
get at you?
1064
00:48:36,357 --> 00:48:38,958
Dad, I didn't betray you.
1065
00:48:39,027 --> 00:48:42,027
Then what's this call
from today?
1066
00:48:42,096 --> 00:48:44,897
- Why are you talking to her?
- Come on, man.
1067
00:48:44,966 --> 00:48:46,733
I wasn't trying
to fuck the deal,
1068
00:48:46,802 --> 00:48:48,233
I was trying to land the deal.
1069
00:48:48,302 --> 00:48:50,369
I was trying to help. I--
1070
00:48:50,438 --> 00:48:52,675
I thought it would be
a nice surprise.
1071
00:48:54,709 --> 00:48:55,940
Roman...
1072
00:48:56,711 --> 00:48:58,181
you're a moron.
1073
00:49:01,716 --> 00:49:03,219
Boar on the floor?
1074
00:49:04,318 --> 00:49:06,289
- I'm just saying.
- Fuck you.
1075
00:49:07,722 --> 00:49:09,625
I'm not a moron, Dad.
1076
00:49:12,728 --> 00:49:13,729
(LOGAN SIGHS)
1077
00:49:16,063 --> 00:49:17,897
How much is a gallon of milk?
1078
00:49:17,966 --> 00:49:19,432
What?
1079
00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:22,801
- How much is a gallon of milk?
- I don't know.
1080
00:49:22,869 --> 00:49:25,237
I mean, who the fuck knows,
Dad? Literally no one knows.
1081
00:49:25,306 --> 00:49:27,373
- Who gives a shit?
- LOGAN: Ray!
1082
00:49:27,441 --> 00:49:31,543
- How much is a gallon of milk?
- Uh-- Uh, wh--
1083
00:49:31,612 --> 00:49:34,113
I mean, like regular milk,
or, uh...
1084
00:49:34,182 --> 00:49:39,688
I am surrounded by snakes
and fucking morons.
1085
00:49:41,222 --> 00:49:44,127
You're a bunch of
silk-stocking fucks!
1086
00:49:46,261 --> 00:49:49,298
Who backs me on Pierce?
1087
00:49:50,064 --> 00:49:51,331
Hmm?
1088
00:49:51,399 --> 00:49:52,501
Who?
1089
00:49:53,434 --> 00:49:55,267
KENDALL: None of them do, Dad.
1090
00:49:55,336 --> 00:49:56,769
They're all against it.
1091
00:49:56,838 --> 00:49:59,438
Okay? Karl's lying,
1092
00:49:59,507 --> 00:50:02,311
Ray's lying,
Gerri's playing both sides.
1093
00:50:07,882 --> 00:50:09,949
(SIGHS) Well...
1094
00:50:10,017 --> 00:50:12,384
(CHUCKLES)
1095
00:50:12,453 --> 00:50:18,327
Here's news.
We are going after it.
1096
00:50:19,994 --> 00:50:21,230
And what's more...
1097
00:50:23,465 --> 00:50:27,303
I will win.
1098
00:50:48,723 --> 00:50:50,756
Hey, morning.
1099
00:50:50,825 --> 00:50:53,459
How you doing'? Quite a night.
I don't know about you guys,
1100
00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:55,762
but I had one too many.
I can't remember anything.
1101
00:50:55,830 --> 00:50:57,061
(CHUCKLES)
1102
00:51:02,303 --> 00:51:04,203
Morning, Tom.
1103
00:51:04,272 --> 00:51:07,239
- Sausage?
- No, thank you.
1104
00:51:07,308 --> 00:51:10,746
- I'll eat your sausage, Tom.
- I'm sure you will, Cyd.
1105
00:51:14,983 --> 00:51:16,385
What you were expecting?
1106
00:51:17,685 --> 00:51:18,721
Not really.
1107
00:51:20,088 --> 00:51:22,191
He said he offered you
your job back.
1108
00:51:22,590 --> 00:51:23,626
Yeah.
1109
00:51:24,526 --> 00:51:25,561
I'm considering.
1110
00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:27,592
Why?
1111
00:51:27,661 --> 00:51:31,334
I need money to pay someone
to kill a guy in Palermo.
1112
00:51:33,368 --> 00:51:37,406
Baby needs shoes,
moth to a flame...
1113
00:51:39,741 --> 00:51:42,245
(SIGHS) I don't know.
1114
00:51:46,748 --> 00:51:47,783
Hey.
1115
00:51:49,618 --> 00:51:51,183
Hey.
1116
00:51:51,252 --> 00:51:54,323
Morning, morning. Morning.
1117
00:51:59,894 --> 00:52:02,165
- Coffee?
- Nah. The usual.
1118
00:52:05,199 --> 00:52:06,769
(SIGHS)
1119
00:52:09,270 --> 00:52:11,607
Come, join me.
1120
00:52:18,779 --> 00:52:25,351
I'm, uh, sorry if last night
got a little bit fruity.
1121
00:52:25,419 --> 00:52:28,087
(CHUCKLES) But, you know...
1122
00:52:28,156 --> 00:52:31,552
jet-lag, meds, horseplay, right?
Right?
1123
00:52:31,621 --> 00:52:32,892
The jet-lag...
1124
00:52:32,961 --> 00:52:34,497
Mm-hmm.
I get the same way.
1125
00:52:37,564 --> 00:52:40,403
I just heard
who Michelle Pantsil talked to.
1126
00:52:41,269 --> 00:52:42,939
It was Mo.
1127
00:52:44,205 --> 00:52:45,571
Piece of shit!
1128
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,478
I also talked to Maria.
Mo passed away last night.
1129
00:52:52,046 --> 00:52:53,282
What?
1130
00:52:55,850 --> 00:52:57,181
Mo now?
1131
00:52:59,554 --> 00:53:00,589
Jesus.
1132
00:53:01,556 --> 00:53:02,591
Uh...
1133
00:53:03,759 --> 00:53:06,562
Give Maria my, um...
1134
00:53:08,162 --> 00:53:11,364
uh, condolences. I...
1135
00:53:11,432 --> 00:53:16,435
I-- In fact, send Sam over.
Let's crack his email.
1136
00:53:16,504 --> 00:53:19,203
I want to know
what the fuck he's been saying.
1137
00:53:22,777 --> 00:53:23,812
Mo, hmm.
1138
00:53:26,314 --> 00:53:28,548
- (CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Greg.
- Hey, Tom.
1139
00:53:28,616 --> 00:53:31,687
(LOGAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
1140
00:53:35,657 --> 00:53:36,892
(WHISPERING) Thanks, man.
1141
00:53:43,564 --> 00:53:46,933
ROMAN: No-- Uh, thank you.
I can do that. Thanks.
1142
00:53:47,002 --> 00:53:48,768
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
1143
00:53:48,837 --> 00:53:51,437
- Um...
- They-- They're waiting for you.
1144
00:53:51,505 --> 00:53:54,577
- ROMAN: So?
- So, hurry up.
1145
00:53:55,576 --> 00:53:59,278
So Frank's my fucking babysitter
again.
1146
00:53:59,347 --> 00:54:01,414
(GERRI LAUGHS)
1147
00:54:01,482 --> 00:54:06,419
Dad is killing me. He's cutting
my fucking balls off.
1148
00:54:06,487 --> 00:54:07,924
I can't do my buttons.
1149
00:54:09,090 --> 00:54:11,027
Are they fucking made of soap?
1150
00:54:12,260 --> 00:54:13,496
Come here.
1151
00:54:18,098 --> 00:54:20,233
You know, if I were capable
of any sudden movement,
1152
00:54:20,301 --> 00:54:22,705
I would totally
pounce on you right now.
1153
00:54:23,570 --> 00:54:25,900
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1154
00:54:25,968 --> 00:54:27,306
I actually hear that a lot.
1155
00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:29,442
Usually from men
in their nineties.
1156
00:54:29,510 --> 00:54:31,814
You have to do that one.
(CLEARS THROAT)
1157
00:54:32,580 --> 00:54:34,350
How are you doing?
1158
00:54:35,745 --> 00:54:36,785
Terrible.
1159
00:54:37,780 --> 00:54:40,453
Pretty... awful.
1160
00:54:40,522 --> 00:54:41,824
GERRI: Mm-hmm.
1161
00:54:43,491 --> 00:54:45,725
I'm blaming Tabitha,
by the way.
1162
00:54:45,794 --> 00:54:47,426
It was her idea.
1163
00:54:47,495 --> 00:54:49,528
Next time you need
business advice,
1164
00:54:49,596 --> 00:54:51,900
ask someone who knows
what they're talking about.
1165
00:54:53,101 --> 00:54:55,934
- What, you?
- Yeah. Like me.
1166
00:54:56,002 --> 00:55:00,439
Okay. Well, how do I get him
to take me seriously?
1167
00:55:00,508 --> 00:55:02,508
Grow a moustache
and read the Journal?
1168
00:55:02,577 --> 00:55:03,812
I'll fuckin' do it.
1169
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,947
Okay, Roman,
if you wanna know...
1170
00:55:08,015 --> 00:55:09,476
Mm-hmm.
1171
00:55:09,545 --> 00:55:12,451
...do the management training
program, ground floor.
1172
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,253
Work at a slaughterhouse.
1173
00:55:14,322 --> 00:55:16,989
Learn the price of
a gallon of milk.
1174
00:55:17,058 --> 00:55:19,891
What the fuck is his obsession
with milk?
1175
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,066
You know who drinks milk?
Kittens and perverts.
1176
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,166
FRANK: Hey, Logan.
1177
00:55:27,235 --> 00:55:29,735
Pierce's CEO,
Rhea Jarrell,
1178
00:55:29,804 --> 00:55:32,372
emailed saying she heard
about your approach.
1179
00:55:32,441 --> 00:55:34,073
She can help us.
1180
00:55:34,141 --> 00:55:38,143
So... can you bring me
her head on a platter?
1181
00:55:38,212 --> 00:55:39,511
I can bring you her head
1182
00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:41,113
attached to the rest of
her body.
1183
00:55:41,182 --> 00:55:42,282
Good.
1184
00:55:42,351 --> 00:55:43,652
Even better.
1185
00:55:44,585 --> 00:55:46,055
KENDALL: Good work, Frank.
1186
00:55:48,255 --> 00:55:49,492
Great.
1187
00:55:56,798 --> 00:55:57,833
SHIV: Hey.
1188
00:56:03,438 --> 00:56:04,840
How was it?
1189
00:56:06,608 --> 00:56:09,008
It was pretty, uh...
1190
00:56:09,077 --> 00:56:12,244
- pretty tough... actually, yeah.
- Yeah?
1191
00:56:12,313 --> 00:56:13,446
Anybody fill you in?
1192
00:56:13,514 --> 00:56:16,515
Uh, no. Wh-- What happened?
1193
00:56:16,584 --> 00:56:21,724
Um, your dad was a little
peppery.
1194
00:56:22,591 --> 00:56:25,258
Oh. I'm sorry, Tom.
1195
00:56:25,326 --> 00:56:29,595
Maybe it wasn't totally great
what you sent me to do.
1196
00:56:29,663 --> 00:56:33,132
Which is kind of the opposite
of what I wanted to do.
1197
00:56:33,201 --> 00:56:35,302
Uh-huh. Yeah.
1198
00:56:35,370 --> 00:56:36,803
I mean...
1199
00:56:36,872 --> 00:56:40,439
- we're a team, right?
- Yeah.
1200
00:56:40,507 --> 00:56:42,674
But I-- I don't wanna be a dick,
1201
00:56:42,743 --> 00:56:45,445
but maybe I should
have a bit more input
1202
00:56:45,514 --> 00:56:46,983
into team tactics.
1203
00:56:48,482 --> 00:56:50,119
Yeah. Sure.
Of course.
1204
00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:55,524
Thanks.
1205
00:56:57,325 --> 00:56:59,524
So, how was your weekend?
1206
00:56:59,593 --> 00:57:02,690
- SHIV: Me?
- Yeah. Anything to report?
1207
00:57:02,759 --> 00:57:03,899
Uh...
1208
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,603
Yeah. Okay.
1209
00:57:10,505 --> 00:57:12,008
Do you want to know?
1210
00:57:14,743 --> 00:57:15,778
Oh.
1211
00:57:17,112 --> 00:57:20,516
I don't... maybe later.
1212
00:57:26,916 --> 00:57:27,957
Come here.
1213
00:57:32,293 --> 00:57:33,529
(BOTH KISSING)
1214
00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:41,804
(PHONE VIBRATING)
1215
00:57:46,641 --> 00:57:48,472
Hey, Dad.
1216
00:57:49,777 --> 00:57:51,343
LOGAN: Hello, Pinkie.
1217
00:57:51,412 --> 00:57:53,312
Sorry I missed your call.
1218
00:57:53,381 --> 00:57:55,181
Had a lot to deal with.
1219
00:57:55,249 --> 00:57:57,812
Termites in the woodwork.
Insurgents.
1220
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,151
Oh, yeah?
1221
00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:00,685
Coming from where?
1222
00:58:00,754 --> 00:58:04,090
Oh, front row, cheap seats,
every-fucking-where.
1223
00:58:04,159 --> 00:58:05,194
SHIV: Not from me.
1224
00:58:06,794 --> 00:58:08,860
What are you doing
at the moment?
1225
00:58:08,929 --> 00:58:11,564
- I'm free.
- LOGAN: We'll set a date.
1226
00:58:11,633 --> 00:58:13,202
It's time to bring you in.
1227
00:58:25,179 --> 00:58:27,250
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