0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,500 Downloaded @ subs4free.club 1 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:05,193 Oh, is it bedtime already? 2 00:01:05,194 --> 00:01:06,588 Well, come along Mr. Tibbs. 3 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,649 Don't be scared, Mr. Tibbs. 4 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:28,479 Silly old thunderstorm. 5 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,400 Oh! 6 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,882 Probably a mouse, a large mouse. 7 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,752 A badger, perhaps. 8 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:45,103 Must have left the back door open. 9 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:46,280 Oh, what? 10 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,978 Lord Monroe, 11 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:53,764 how about a bedtime nursery rhyme? 12 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:56,157 This little piggy went to market. 13 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,552 This little piggy stayed at home. 14 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,206 This little piggy went... 15 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,164 Yes, that's it. 16 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:05,167 - Squeal all the way home! - Oh, no, no, no! 17 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:08,475 I'm coming for you my little piggy! 18 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:09,867 Oh, my coccyx! 19 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,086 Come on, Monroe! 20 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,087 Light on your feet. 21 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,306 Makes like pistons. 22 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,786 Almost there. Mr. Tibbs. 23 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:18,963 Mr. Tibbs? 24 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:20,009 No! 25 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,620 Mr. Tibbs! 26 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:27,015 I'm coming old friend! 27 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,192 I'll not leave a bear behind! 28 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:36,417 Mr. Tibbs? 29 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:41,160 Oh, Mr. Tibbs, what's gotten into you? 30 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,076 - Leave this house. - Oh my word! 31 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:49,995 Unhand my teddy you fiend! 32 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:54,390 - You can't run from me! - Almost there! 33 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:57,828 Oh my word! 34 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,353 Here I come! 35 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,093 This handle is defective! 36 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,574 Behind you! 37 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:06,402 Daddy will protect you, Mr. Tibbs! 38 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:07,534 The window! 39 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,406 Remember your years in the gymnasium! 40 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,849 I love you, be a good bear! 41 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,526 Are we there yet? 42 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:27,310 No. 43 00:04:27,311 --> 00:04:28,441 Are we there yet? 44 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:29,399 No. 45 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,660 When do we get to England? 46 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:32,358 We are in England dodo. 47 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,881 Do they have bathrooms in England? 48 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:35,317 Yes, boys. 49 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:36,145 - 'Cause I gotta go! - We are here! 50 00:04:36,146 --> 00:04:37,537 Yay, England! 51 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:38,668 Hello governor, tea time. 52 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,191 Oh Hiram, look at these 53 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:43,151 darling gates, they're so wonderfully gothic. 54 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,979 Canter-bile? 55 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:47,416 No, Kent, Canter-ville. 56 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,418 It is a real humdinger, 57 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,638 and at a bargain price, too. 58 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,640 And all because people say it's haunted. 59 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,250 Oo, creepy forest! 60 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:56,469 There's no need to be scared 61 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,645 of this so-called ghost, Virginia. 62 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:02,998 Fear of the unknown and unexplained is merely ignorance. 63 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,739 I'm not scared. 64 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:09,787 Just think, our very own English manor house. 65 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,705 I bet you could fit 50 ghosts in there. 66 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:18,099 Boys, did you not hear what I just said? 67 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,187 Not really. 68 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,232 We usually just listen to mom. 69 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:23,322 I bet I see the ghost first, Louis. 70 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,238 Unless your ugly face scares him away first, Kent. 71 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:29,719 Wow, this place is old. 72 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,462 Super old! Older than Dad! 73 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,943 Hideous! 74 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:37,553 She's got donuts on her head. 75 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,989 Boys! 76 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:41,557 Mrs. Umney, I presume? 77 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:44,168 Hiram Otis, at your service. 78 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:48,609 Welcome to Canterville Chase. 79 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:50,915 This way. 80 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,353 Oh, my. 81 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:55,354 Where's the ghost? 82 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,529 I wanna be haunted first. Oh! 83 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,531 No fair, I wanna be haunted first. 84 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,620 - Have you seen the ghost? - Are you the ghost? 85 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,273 Or maybe a zombie? 86 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:03,623 Do you want to eat my eyeballs? 87 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:04,754 You can eat his brains. 88 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:06,016 He doesn't use them. 89 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,670 What charming children. 90 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,106 Let's go this way. 91 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:11,674 Hey, look, a torch! Oh, Hiram! 92 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:14,416 Oh, man, this fireplace is so big, 93 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:15,549 I can crawl inside it! 94 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,945 Fight me, Kent! 95 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,384 It's okay, I think we own that painting now. 96 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,081 Is a stained glass window more expensive 97 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,604 than a regular window? 98 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:31,564 Oh, Hiram, it's just so perfect. 99 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:32,696 So grand! 100 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:36,220 - Hm, a little gloomy. - Got you! 101 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:38,701 But I have something that will fix that! 102 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,790 Electricity, Mrs. Umney. 103 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,749 Power of the future. 104 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,752 Oh, I wouldn't know about that, Sir. 105 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,015 Of course you wouldn't. 106 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:50,105 You're just a little old English lady. 107 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:53,716 Ow, hit me again, Kent! 108 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:56,328 What's French for in your face? 109 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:58,678 Yes, indeed. 110 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,941 This room will make the perfect setting 111 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:03,378 for our grand banquet. 112 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:06,512 The house will be filled with members of The Royal Society, 113 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,863 heads of industry, possibly even a duke or two. 114 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:14,171 The perfect way to put American electricals on the map. 115 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,999 The Royal Society? 116 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,131 Dukes? 117 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:18,872 Oh, Hiram. 118 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,743 I sent the invitations back in Boston. 119 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,876 Lead on Mrs. Umney. 120 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,444 Hiram? 121 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:29,883 Child. 122 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,755 Golden child. 123 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,631 This way. 124 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,677 Virginia, keep up. 125 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,816 I'm coming! 126 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,956 And this is the library. 127 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,742 What a splendid collection, huh pumpkin? 128 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,832 We had books back home, Pa. 129 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,270 I know it's hard leaving everything behind, 130 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,837 but you'll make new friends. 131 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,317 This is going to be a great adventure. 132 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,232 Come on now, no tears. 133 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,670 I'm not crying. 134 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,371 What happened to the previous owner? 135 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,765 He's in the asylum now. 136 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:28,028 Poor Lord Monroe. 137 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:32,424 All he does is scream and scream day and night. 138 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,299 He goes. 139 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:44,524 You see, for the past 300 years, 140 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:48,918 each and every owner of this house has been forced to flee, 141 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:53,401 driven mad by the ghost of Sir Simon de Canterville. 142 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:56,056 Cards wallops and crazy talk. Ha! 143 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:59,276 I assure you, we Otis's are made of sterner stuff 144 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:04,281 and no ghost, real or otherwise is ever gonna scare us. 145 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,283 Jehoshaphat! 146 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,460 Whoa! 147 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,596 Virginia's scared of the ghost! 148 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,816 She probably peed in her pants! 149 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,208 - [Kent laughs] - Ow! 150 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,906 - The books are haunted. - Nice shot. 151 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:22,212 I hope that wasn't the first edition. 152 00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:24,127 Now, come on. 153 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,433 There's work to be done. 154 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,784 This is our new home! 155 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,133 Boys! 156 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,092 - It was Kent! - It was Louis! 157 00:09:31,093 --> 00:09:32,875 It was the ghost! 158 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,312 Well, isn't this a darling room? 159 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,053 I hate it. 160 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,446 Oh. 161 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,317 Will you be coming down to dinner? 162 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,102 Not hungry. 163 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,843 Virginia, this has to stop. 164 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:45,758 This is our home now so, 165 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,674 so I suggest you get used to it. 166 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,327 I will not get used to it. 167 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,590 I hate it here! 168 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,809 Okay, good talk. 169 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,768 I wish we'd never come! 170 00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:56,639 All right, darling. 171 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,640 I love you. 172 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,688 Strange. 173 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,519 How did you get up here? 174 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,511 "When the barren almond bears." 175 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,154 Uh huh. 176 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,593 Hm? 177 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,513 Uh... 178 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,353 Oh! 179 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,225 Okay! 180 00:11:44,226 --> 00:11:47,750 Not good, not good! 181 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,463 Ow! 182 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,335 That hurt. 183 00:12:07,336 --> 00:12:08,378 Good. 184 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,076 That's why I threw it. 185 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,556 Trying to scare me like that. 186 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,906 Stop goggling, lad. 187 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,908 Have ye no manners? 188 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,213 Who's goggling? 189 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,346 And who are you calling lad? 190 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,826 You're a maid? 191 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,045 But you're wearing pantaloons. 192 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,787 These are riding breeches, actually. 193 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,615 Who ever heard of a girl in trousers? 194 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,399 Tis against nature. 195 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,967 So you're the Canterville ghost. 196 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,099 Indeed. 197 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,404 Why? 198 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,320 Does it make the blood curdle in your veins 199 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,541 to speak with one who has passed 200 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,196 beyond this veil of tears, 201 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:46,809 and returned to walk amongst the living? 202 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,680 Not really. 203 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,334 Oh. 204 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,553 I don't think you're that scary at all. 205 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,772 Oh, but I am! 206 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,861 I am enormously scary. 207 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:59,603 And I shall drive you and your cursed family away 208 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,563 just like all the others. 209 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,133 Oh, really? 210 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:10,701 I bet you can't scare my family out of here in, 211 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:14,531 shall we say two weeks? 212 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,619 A mere fortnite? 213 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,795 Ha! 214 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,579 Don't bother unpacking. 215 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:21,844 You'll be gibbering down the driveway within the week. 216 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,849 And what a shame that would be. 217 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,201 How charming to meet you, Your Grace. 218 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:35,683 Would you care for a cucumber sandwich? 219 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,207 Mm, very good dear. 220 00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:41,689 Hiram, would you close the curtains? 221 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,473 It's chilly in here. 222 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,474 Yes, dear. 223 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,611 Ben Franklin would've loved to fly his kite in this storm. 224 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,570 Oh! 225 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,965 Hiram, I said close the curtains. 226 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,793 Hm. 227 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,708 These old houses. 228 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:01,970 Inferior fittings. 229 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,929 Yeah, unruly drafts. 230 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,844 Character and history, Hiram. 231 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,758 Hm, shoddy English workmanship more like. 232 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:08,977 What's that, Hiram? 233 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,675 I love you, dear! 234 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,332 ♪ Men make fire, fire is good 235 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:17,812 Oh! 236 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,250 My breeches. 237 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,992 Oh, even the fire is defective. 238 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,515 Yeah. 239 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,517 Yeah. 240 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,130 Hm? 241 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,130 Hm. 242 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,442 Shall I tell you a bedtime story? 243 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,705 Hm? 244 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,404 Well, I'll be. 245 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:48,409 It appears the rumors of the ghost are true. 246 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,152 Oh! 247 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:53,893 A goblin! 248 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,589 Do you mind, Sir? 249 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,982 This is our bedroom. 250 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,897 Hiram, I'm in my undergarments. 251 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,681 She has a point, Sir. 252 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,857 This is most inappropriate. 253 00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,555 I must ask you to leave. 254 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:07,950 Must? 255 00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:10,038 No, this is my house. 256 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,605 I'm asking you to leave. 257 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:12,824 One moment, Sir. 258 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,525 May I recommend Dr. Dobell's Tincture Remedy 259 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,309 - for Hoarse Throat. - No, you may not. 260 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,745 And while you're at it, 261 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,226 you may want to go to work on those noisy chains 262 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:27,186 with Tammany's Rising Sun Lubricator. 263 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,536 Otherwise, nobody's gonna sleep a wink. 264 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,667 What? 265 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,278 There shall be no lubricating. 266 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,279 Oh. 267 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,847 Now, if you wouldn't mind? 268 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,327 Wouldn't mind what? 269 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,503 Well, let me just say very strongly 270 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,766 that this is my house and I- 271 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,205 Goodnight to you, Sir. 272 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,468 Oh! 273 00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:49,991 Finally, a real ghost! 274 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,864 Well, hello, child. 275 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,954 England's so boring. 276 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,607 Will you play with us? 277 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,218 Why, of course. 278 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,003 But let's not get ahead of our- 279 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,874 - Heads up, Louis! - Wait! 280 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,093 What are you doing? 281 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,268 For the touchdown! 282 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,705 Oh no, my head is spinning! 283 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,405 Just wait! 284 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:14,930 It's gone! 285 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,194 And the crowd goes wild! 286 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,630 Who are these people? 287 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,112 The rudeness! 288 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,159 I will drive them out. 289 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,465 Imitate the action of the tiger, 290 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,685 stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood. 291 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,644 I will scare them so hard, 292 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:39,388 they will never return to England's glorious shores again. 293 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,173 You talk a good fight, 294 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,523 but what if you're losing your touch? 295 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,567 What? 296 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:45,655 How dare you. 297 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,048 What do you know, anyway? 298 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,050 You don't even have a brain. 299 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,530 Neither do you. 300 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,401 Right! 301 00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:54,969 It's the bucket for you, Sir! 302 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,058 Oh, very immature. 303 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,842 Put the bucket over the skull. 304 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,061 Hilarious. 305 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,063 Never gets old. 306 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,587 All I'm saying is you've been haunting 307 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,241 this house for 300 years. 308 00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:10,854 Mayhap your steel has lost its edge? 309 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:11,855 300 years? 310 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,556 Has it really been so long? 311 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,955 Hyah! 312 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:46,934 Oh! 313 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:47,892 I hate this place. 314 00:17:47,893 --> 00:17:48,937 Hyah! 315 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:51,548 Oh, goodness gracious! 316 00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:54,028 What a lovely horsey. 317 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,116 Oh, horsey. 318 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,075 That's got it. 319 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:57,859 No, it hasn't. 320 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:58,902 Ah! 321 00:17:58,903 --> 00:17:59,774 Are you all right? 322 00:17:59,775 --> 00:18:01,340 Never better, thank you. 323 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,776 Lovely day for a ride. 324 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:06,171 Yeah, I suggest you stop before you get hurt. 325 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,608 Oh, dear. 326 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,176 Excelsior, you idiot, please. 327 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,091 Whoa! 328 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,004 Ah! 329 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,312 Oh, what are you doing? 330 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:20,489 I think you could do with some help here. 331 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:23,406 What's happening now? 332 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,800 Whoa boy! 333 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:27,628 Oh, boy! 334 00:18:27,629 --> 00:18:29,238 Yes, oh boy indeed. 335 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,327 Thank you. 336 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:35,418 Gosh, that is high. 337 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,945 I must say, that was brilliant. 338 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:42,730 My name's Henry. 339 00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:44,252 Good for you. 340 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,907 Maybe you should try walking next time. 341 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,910 You are a woeful horseman. 342 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,085 Whoopsie daisy! 343 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,304 Oh! 344 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,435 She can be a little temperamental, 345 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,481 but she's a lovely old thing, really? 346 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:56,787 Aren't you, Excelsior? 347 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,662 Excelsior? 348 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:03,706 Excelsior? 349 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,232 So, you're a duke? 350 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,538 Does that mean I have to call you your Highness? 351 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,105 Because I'm not about to. 352 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,498 It's Your Grace, actually. 353 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,239 Although I prefer Henry. 354 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,806 So, how are you finding England? 355 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:17,591 I hate it. 356 00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:18,852 Ah, right. 357 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,201 What, all of it? 358 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,203 Everything I've seen so far. 359 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,814 Yes, well, I suppose it can be a bit stuffy. 360 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:25,815 Here we are. 361 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,991 Home sweet home. 362 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,384 Canterville? 363 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,038 Canterville Chase? 364 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,866 Are you okay? 365 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,433 Oh, no. 366 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,695 Yes. 367 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,218 Yes, of course. 368 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,700 It's just that I've never actually been to Canterville. 369 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,659 My mother would definitely not approve. 370 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,792 Do you always do what your mother says? 371 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,141 Heavens no! 372 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,490 I always think it vital to do the exact opposite 373 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,754 of what one's mother wants, don't you? 374 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,626 Oh, absolutely. 375 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,454 - Vital. - There, you see? 376 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,934 Something we have in common. 377 00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,720 This is going awfully well. 378 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,722 What's she got against Canterville anyway? 379 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,115 Well, we, the Cheshires and the Cantervilles 380 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,682 have never really got on. 381 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,075 We used to own the place, you see, 382 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,730 centuries ago until the ghost drove us out. 383 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:11,774 Really? 384 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,167 Yes, and we grand English families, 385 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,603 we do like to bear a grudge. 386 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:15,649 Silly, really. 387 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,304 Oh! 388 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,393 What a horrid crow. 389 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,004 - I've seen Mr. Crow before. - Good for you. 390 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,529 I've seen these gates before, too. 391 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,228 Oh, gosh, you're strong. 392 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,405 Wow, it's some kind of garden. 393 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,363 Let's go in. 394 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,278 It seems rather nasty in there. 395 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,280 Perhaps you ought to fire your gardener. 396 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,977 There's someone in there. 397 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,109 Come on. Oh! 398 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,937 Hold your hands out like this. 399 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:44,938 Why? 400 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,505 Ow, ow! 401 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,334 What are you doing? 402 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:52,468 I see, I'm a sort of ladder. 403 00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:54,861 Hello? 404 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:55,992 Hey. 405 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,385 Hello, there! 406 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,605 You're quite a reckless sort, aren't you? 407 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,259 I'm gonna climb down the other side. 408 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,609 Yes, of course you are. 409 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,314 Miss Otis, hello. 410 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,489 Are you all right? 411 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,709 Yeah, I'm fine. 412 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,884 You can put me down now. 413 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,799 Yes, sorry. 414 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,930 You look awful. 415 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,497 I mean, a bit pale. 416 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,412 Tea, hot sugary tea. 417 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,587 Tea always works. 418 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:28,198 I'll get you some tea from the house. 419 00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,157 I'm American. 420 00:21:29,158 --> 00:21:30,853 I don't drink tea! 421 00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,028 I'm fine. 422 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,291 Tea always helps. 423 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,031 I'll be right back just as soon 424 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:37,252 as I find the tea and the kitchen and some stuff. 425 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:40,210 Oh, you again? 426 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,474 What do you want? 427 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:50,177 What is it? 428 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:55,662 And I'm talking to a bird now, which is perfectly normal. 429 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:02,233 Oh, great. 430 00:22:02,234 --> 00:22:03,322 Bye then! 431 00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:08,935 What is that? 432 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:38,399 Virginia? 433 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,400 Virginia! 434 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,370 Are you ready for that tea now? 435 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,594 You're awfully brave. 436 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,030 You haven't cried once. 437 00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:03,076 Perhaps you're in shock. 438 00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:04,904 Crying doesn't solve anything. 439 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:08,037 You shouldn't go swimming in the lake. 440 00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:10,213 Terrible things have happened in that lake. 441 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,172 It was the gardener. 442 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,913 He just showed up out of nowhere. 443 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:14,958 Gardener? 444 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:20,136 There's been no gardener here these 30 years, hence. 445 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:22,487 Ever since Mr. Meriweather was found 446 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:23,966 in the vegetable patch, 447 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:27,536 frozen with fear still clutching his Brassicas. 448 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,672 It's Sir Simon. 449 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:34,803 But who is she? 450 00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:35,979 The Lady Eleanor. 451 00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:39,329 Well, well, well. 452 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,288 What is it, Mrs. Umney? 453 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,421 I must not say. 454 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,291 Very well. 455 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,336 On your own head, be it. 456 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:50,950 They say Sir Simon drowned his beloved wife in the lake. 457 00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:54,257 That is why he is cursed to haunt this place. 458 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,825 He drowned her? 459 00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:58,610 But they look so happy. 460 00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:01,308 People say his spirit can never rest 461 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:04,659 until the prophecy is fulfilled. 462 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,095 Prophecy? 463 00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:08,750 It's said to be written somewhere in the grounds. 464 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:11,187 My family have served here generations, 465 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:13,494 and though many have sought the prophecy, 466 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,278 none have found it. 467 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:16,063 Your tea, Miss. 468 00:24:16,064 --> 00:24:17,367 I told you, I told you! 469 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:18,412 There he is. 470 00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:19,979 Virginia has a boyfriend. 471 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:22,285 Virginia, what's this I hear? 472 00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:23,504 Swimming in the lake? 473 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:24,679 With a boy! 474 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,333 Wait till Dad hears. 475 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:28,291 I wasn't swimming, Mother. 476 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:30,119 I- Allow me to explain. 477 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,121 Henry Fritz Humphrey, Duke of Cheshire. 478 00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:34,123 - He rescued her, Ma'am. - Ugh. 479 00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,561 He looks like a mannequin at a department store. 480 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,345 Virginia, what were you think... 481 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:39,781 Did you say duke? 482 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,174 Um, yes. 483 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,523 Punish her, Mother. 484 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,482 Ow, Mother! 485 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,223 How delightful to meet you, Henry. 486 00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:49,617 Or do I call you Sir? 487 00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:52,011 Or Your Dukeness? 488 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,621 Or, oh, or... 489 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:57,059 Mrs. Umney, we must have tea and cake. 490 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,497 - I want cake! - No, Mother, we mustn't. 491 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,715 Henry was just leaving. 492 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:01,977 You rescued her? 493 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,806 How romantic. 494 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:07,983 Like Sir Lancelot and Guinevere. 495 00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:10,682 Well, I'm not sure that's actually... 496 00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:13,598 I should probably toddle off. 497 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,208 But pleasure to meet you all. 498 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,558 Oh, you're leaving so soon. 499 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,082 Well, at least let me show you out. 500 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,955 Goodbye, Miss Otis. 501 00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:24,261 - Bye. - Goodbye. 502 00:25:24,262 --> 00:25:25,479 I can walk from here. 503 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,699 It's only 14 miles. 504 00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,965 Lost my edge indeed! 505 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,967 Everyone's a critic. 506 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:37,360 This time I'll give them a performance, 507 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,101 they won't forget. 508 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:41,669 Good for you, that's the spirit. 509 00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:44,237 Wait, what are you doing? 510 00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:47,240 Oh, bravo! 511 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,459 Yes, yes. 512 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,506 The eyes have it. 513 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:55,858 Something wicked this way comes. 514 00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:17,880 You shall be food for the worms! 515 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:21,448 Oh! Ha ha, that's very good. 516 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:24,538 One for the "Boston Scientific Journal." 517 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,366 Don't move a muscle. 518 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:27,629 Do you even have muscles? 519 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:29,588 Say cheese? 520 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:30,676 Cheese? 521 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,418 Ow! 522 00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,985 I do beg your pardon. 523 00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:38,508 - I didn't mean to scare you. - What? 524 00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,598 You scare me? 525 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,862 I am Sir Simon de Cant... 526 00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,690 Oh, nevermind. 527 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:47,606 You ruined it now. 528 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:51,521 I wouldn't touch that if I were you. 529 00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:52,697 Huh? 530 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,917 I shall touch whatever I please. 531 00:26:57,572 --> 00:27:01,576 Oh! 532 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:10,324 And let that be a listen to you. 533 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:14,676 I'm going for a lie down now, in an, angry way. 534 00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:19,288 A murderer? 535 00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:21,247 That can't be true. 536 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:24,163 Ordering me about in my own house. 537 00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:25,992 Outrageous! 538 00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:31,561 You are absolutely the worst ghost in the world. 539 00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:33,999 "Oh, I'm Sir Simon de Canterville! 540 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,479 I'll scare you out of here in a week." 541 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,264 Except you can't, can you? 542 00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:40,048 That sounds nothing like me. 543 00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:42,181 God, you're pathetic! 544 00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:43,009 Come back here. 545 00:27:43,010 --> 00:27:44,400 I'm talking to you. 546 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:47,622 You really are the most insufferable little... 547 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,276 Where did you get that? 548 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:51,320 The lake. 549 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:52,192 Give that to me. 550 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:53,106 Why should I? 551 00:27:53,107 --> 00:27:55,890 That locket belonged to my wife. 552 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,283 What do you care? 553 00:27:57,284 --> 00:27:58,588 You drowned her. 554 00:27:58,589 --> 00:27:59,720 I... 555 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,028 What do you know of anything? 556 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,465 Eleanor. 557 00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,728 Are you crying? 558 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,339 No, of course I'm not. 559 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,124 It sounds like it to me. 560 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,734 So what if I am? 561 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,084 Do you never weep? 562 00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:17,912 No, never. 563 00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:19,697 But then I didn't murder my wife. 564 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,657 I did not murder her! 565 00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:27,706 I know that is what everyone believes, but it is not true. 566 00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:31,709 I was an actor back then of some repute. 567 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,276 My beloved Eleanor would always rehearse 568 00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:35,930 with me in the grounds. 569 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:38,716 She was my muse. 570 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,501 She never felt safe on that bridge. 571 00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:44,069 But selfishly, I convinced her to stay. 572 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:48,247 Her beauty would inspire my performance. 573 00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:49,857 My vanity, 574 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:53,121 my foolishness took her from me. 575 00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:55,994 I got snagged on a rose bush. 576 00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:58,737 I pulled myself free and dived into save her, 577 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,740 but could not find her in the dark water. 578 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:07,528 And the guilt has lived with me some 300 years. 579 00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:12,185 I loved my Eleanor, so please don't judge me. 580 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,623 I have judged myself enough. 581 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:23,935 You know what? 582 00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:26,808 I think we could both do with some cheering up. 583 00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:30,856 See? This is fun. 584 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:33,031 Slow down! 585 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:35,207 Slow down, you'll kill us! 586 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:36,425 You're a ghost! 587 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:38,253 You're already dead. 588 00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:39,254 Oh! 589 00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:41,648 Yes, yes, I suppose I am. 590 00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,825 Well go faster, go faster! 591 00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,959 What powers this contraption, 592 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,178 - Yeah! - Invisible horses? 593 00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:51,050 Oh! Hey, 594 00:29:51,051 --> 00:29:52,746 why don't you take the wheel? 595 00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:54,443 Take it? Where? 596 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:55,444 Oh, huh? 597 00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:57,621 Ah! 598 00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:00,536 Put your arm out! Trees, trees! 599 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:02,974 Ya-hoo! 600 00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:05,063 Yes, indeed! 601 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,805 - Ya-hoo! - Woo! 602 00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:09,502 Okay, then come on. 603 00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:10,938 Let's go tear up the village. 604 00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:12,897 - The village? - Yeah. 605 00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,855 You can petrify some of the locals. 606 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,336 It'll be good practice for scaring my family. 607 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:18,991 Sir Simon? 608 00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:21,601 Whoa! 609 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,434 What's the matter? 610 00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:32,308 Alas, Virginia, I cannot pass beyond these gates. 611 00:30:43,232 --> 00:30:44,842 I wish I could be free, 612 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:49,759 but I am cursed to haunt this place and haunt it, I must. 613 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:54,069 Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. 614 00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:57,507 Maybe I could help. 615 00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:01,598 Mrs. Umney said something about a prophecy. 616 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:04,210 Oh! No! 617 00:31:04,211 --> 00:31:06,602 You get away from her. 618 00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:07,603 Leave her be! 619 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:11,869 Sir Simon, that crow. 620 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,000 What's in the walled garden? 621 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,697 Nothing, nothing at all. 622 00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:15,873 Oh, really? 623 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,613 There's nothing in there I tell you. 624 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:21,835 And this prophecy, who is the golden child? 625 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:24,969 What happens when the barren almond bears? 626 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,319 Such matters should not be of concern to you. 627 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,016 What aren't you telling me? 628 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:30,976 Why won't you let me help you? 629 00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:33,673 I can't. 630 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,196 I mustn't, please. 631 00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:39,462 Virginia, ask me anything, but not that. 632 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:45,380 Some ghost he is. 633 00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:47,818 He said he would have us out of here in two weeks. 634 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:53,476 Hm. 635 00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:54,476 What's this? 636 00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:59,960 Turn hell hound. 637 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,615 Get for a ducket. 638 00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:04,008 Ah, there you are. 639 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,444 Oh. 640 00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,446 Weren't you even a little bit scared? 641 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:08,751 Oh no. 642 00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:10,753 I mean, yes. 643 00:32:10,754 --> 00:32:13,669 You cut quite the fearsome figure with that blade. 644 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:14,801 Really? 645 00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:15,716 Do you think so? 646 00:32:15,717 --> 00:32:17,021 Oh, yes. 647 00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:19,719 My knees are completely knocking. 648 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,939 Excellent. 649 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,157 Rest assured, Virginia, 650 00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:25,377 your family may be tough nuts to crack, 651 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:27,161 but crack them, I shall. 652 00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:28,858 - Ha! - Mm hm. 653 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:30,817 You're gonna drive them out with that? 654 00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:33,646 I was quite the swordsman in my day, you know? 655 00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:35,474 Oh, really? 656 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:36,997 Why don't you show me? 657 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,216 On guard. 658 00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:39,478 But... 659 00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:40,870 But you're a girl. 660 00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:43,917 A girl who's about to kick your butt. 661 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:46,746 Very well, if trousers, why not swords? 662 00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:48,008 I promise to be gentle. 663 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,969 - Oh, I think I'll keep up. - Indeed. 664 00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:53,971 That all you got? 665 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,059 Bravo. 666 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,799 I made Pa give me lessons. 667 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,453 Oh, very sensible. 668 00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:01,152 You really are the most remarkable young woman. 669 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:03,893 Your Henry is a lucky chap. 670 00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,765 Oh, don't you start. 671 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:07,027 He's not my Henry. 672 00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:08,115 Oh? 673 00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:09,290 You love him not? 674 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,509 Ha! 675 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,293 I hardly know him. 676 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:15,340 And anyway, I wanna see the world, have adventures, 677 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:17,646 not just be somebody's wife. 678 00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:20,127 Why does everything have to be about love? 679 00:33:20,128 --> 00:33:24,959 But my dear, love is the greatest adventure of all. 680 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:28,222 Love can make you thrill with excitement 681 00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:31,051 or tremble with fear. 682 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:35,926 Make you a beggar or a fool, a poet or a king. 683 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:39,103 Love is all you need. 684 00:33:39,104 --> 00:33:40,887 - Yo-hoo! - You sound like my mother. 685 00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:42,541 Virginia! 686 00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:44,369 Now you really sound like my mother. 687 00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,240 Virginia? 688 00:33:45,241 --> 00:33:46,980 Oh, there you are. 689 00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:48,242 What are you doing? 690 00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:52,986 I was just- Virginia, come inside. 691 00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:56,033 We have guests, guests. 692 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,991 Oh, great, how exciting. 693 00:33:57,992 --> 00:33:59,645 Guests, eh? 694 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:02,039 Then let the revels commence. 695 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,475 Thank you, Mrs. Umney. 696 00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:05,825 Ah, the tea and cucumber sandwiches, 697 00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:07,131 which is apparently a thing. 698 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,828 I'm not sure why. 699 00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:13,832 Anyway, Reverend Chasuble, this is my daughter, Virginia. 700 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,530 Pleasure, my dear. 701 00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:18,533 Allow me to introduce my wife. 702 00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:19,839 Hello, there. 703 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,407 It is more incredible than I could have hoped. 704 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:23,843 There are unmistakable signs 705 00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:26,236 of spiritual activity everywhere. 706 00:34:26,237 --> 00:34:27,673 See what I found on the floor? 707 00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,283 - Oh! - Ectoplasm. 708 00:34:29,284 --> 00:34:31,459 - Um- - No, that's jam. 709 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,460 Hm. 710 00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:35,550 It is jam, strawberry jam. 711 00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:39,164 A classic symptom of spectral manifestation. 712 00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:42,905 Have you seen it then? 713 00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:43,950 Seen what? 714 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,212 The bonnie ghost? 715 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,953 Has it manifested to you? 716 00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:48,736 I could help you with it, you know? 717 00:34:48,737 --> 00:34:50,129 My card. 718 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,044 "Phantasmagorical Investigator." 719 00:34:52,045 --> 00:34:54,003 Ghost hunter, dear! 720 00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:56,004 Right. So delightful of you 721 00:34:56,005 --> 00:34:58,051 to call on us, Reverend. 722 00:34:58,052 --> 00:35:00,401 I was beginning to fear no one would visit. 723 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:05,189 In truth, it was my wife who insisted we come. 724 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:06,494 I'll say! 725 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:07,930 Oh, for the chance to test my medal 726 00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:10,019 against the famed Canterville ghost. 727 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,544 I could hunt the phantasm down for you and chop it. 728 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:16,548 Algernean, do have some tea, won't you? 729 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:17,419 Oh! Ah! 730 00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:18,377 All this silly talk of ghosts. 731 00:35:18,378 --> 00:35:19,508 - It's nonsense. - Nonsense? 732 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,815 Tell that to the people he sent raving 733 00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:25,426 to the mad house or his poor wife. 734 00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:26,906 He murdered her, you know? 735 00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:28,255 That's not true. 736 00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:29,604 Yes, it is. 737 00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:31,954 Ghosts are benighted creatures of pure evil. 738 00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:33,869 He is not evil. 739 00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:35,175 What do you know about it anyway? 740 00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:36,481 Virginia! 741 00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:38,918 Oh, you must excuse my daughter. 742 00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:40,877 She has a new gentleman admirer. 743 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:42,748 Mom! 744 00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:43,532 Cake? 745 00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:44,663 Mrs. Umney! 746 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,012 Right away, Ma'am. 747 00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,013 Your vicarship? 748 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,582 Oh! 749 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,932 Forgive me father, for I have sinned. 750 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,848 And I'm trying to watch my waistline. 751 00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:57,458 Boo! 752 00:35:57,459 --> 00:35:58,894 Scotch finger anyone? 753 00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:00,940 Oh, no you don't! 754 00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:02,855 A manifestation! 755 00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:04,335 A genuine mani- 756 00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:07,382 Don't you know it's ruled to talk with your mouthful? 757 00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:12,300 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - And now for you young lady! 758 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,695 - How am I doing? - Really good. 759 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:17,739 Go! 760 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,045 No, no! 761 00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:21,526 Get away from me you horrible mistake of a man! 762 00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:23,223 Just off to the little vicar's room. 763 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,400 Leaving so soon? 764 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:28,794 Impressive. 765 00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,361 Drat! Missed! 766 00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:33,015 Sir Simon, stop this at once. 767 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,974 Magnificent! 768 00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:36,454 Now don't move. 769 00:36:36,455 --> 00:36:38,370 I want to study you from top to bottom. 770 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,241 Off she goes. Oh no, no, no, no! 771 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:42,635 Telekinesis, how thrilling! 772 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,419 And where she stops, nobody knows. 773 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,812 Oh, little bilious now. 774 00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:48,683 Oh, hello again. 775 00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:49,555 Incoming, Cedric. 776 00:36:49,556 --> 00:36:50,990 I'm approaching from the rear. 777 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:52,426 Oh, Algernean, oh. 778 00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:53,514 Fret not my love. 779 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:54,994 I have him exactly where I want him. 780 00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,125 Very good, dear. 781 00:36:56,126 --> 00:36:58,302 - More tea, vicar? - Oh, oh! 782 00:36:58,303 --> 00:36:59,520 Too hot? 783 00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:02,001 Let me blow on it. 784 00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,263 Oh! 785 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,832 Your days are numbered phantom! 786 00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:10,924 Thank you, thank you. 787 00:37:10,925 --> 00:37:13,360 Thank you very much indeed. 788 00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:14,927 Oh, for me? 789 00:37:14,928 --> 00:37:16,059 So kind. 790 00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:20,237 Hiram! 791 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,499 Yes, dear? 792 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,588 That ghost is a menace. 793 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,981 I've never been so embarrassed. 794 00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,288 How can we possibly host a grand banquet 795 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,509 with all of his shenanigans? 796 00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,250 This is not funny, Virginia. 797 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,773 Sorry, Mother. 798 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:35,731 You're right. 799 00:37:35,732 --> 00:37:37,863 This ghost is dreadful. 800 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,647 Perhaps we should just go home. 801 00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:41,432 This is our home, pumpkin. 802 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:42,563 No, it's not. 803 00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:44,609 By Joseph, it is young lady. 804 00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:47,829 We are not leaving, ghost or no ghost. 805 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:51,311 Hiram G. Otis and his family are here to stay. 806 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:53,705 And we are having our banquet. 807 00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:55,489 Well, I'm not coming. 808 00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:58,057 You will do as you are told. 809 00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:02,366 But my darling, your young Henry will be there. 810 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,193 He is not my young Henry. 811 00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:05,805 He's just a... 812 00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:08,241 You two are giving me a headache! 813 00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:10,549 - Oh, may I suggest, Doctor- - No, you may not. 814 00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:14,421 What on earth is the matter with pumpkin? 815 00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:15,640 Oh, Hiram. 816 00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:18,338 She's not your little pumpkin anymore. 817 00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:19,339 She's growing up. 818 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,340 Hm. 819 00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:22,037 Too fast. 820 00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:24,171 Hm, where does the time go? 821 00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:30,177 Yes, you've still got it, Canterville, you old dog. 822 00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:34,398 Hm, what's that, Ciro? 823 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:35,922 Wanna make something of it? 824 00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:39,099 So the wind reaped the whirlwind. 825 00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:46,932 It is I, Lord Pumpkin of the Underworld! 826 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,325 No! 827 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,979 You are guilty of being a phantom failure! 828 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,633 - Have mery! - And for that you must pay! 829 00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:53,634 Got ya! 830 00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:55,680 Pay! 831 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:58,335 - $20. - No. 832 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,206 Best prank ever! 833 00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:02,383 What kind of ghost is scared of ghosts? 834 00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:04,515 Oh! 835 00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:07,780 I really hate those boys. 836 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,354 Oh, there you are. 837 00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:17,702 Okay, I've been thinking, 838 00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:19,312 and there must be some other way 839 00:39:19,313 --> 00:39:21,314 we can scare my parents out of here. 840 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:23,360 Maybe what we do is... 841 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,187 Oh! 842 00:39:24,188 --> 00:39:26,450 What's the point? 843 00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:27,538 What's the matter with you? 844 00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:30,018 The world has changed. 845 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:33,413 There was a time when I made people's blood run cold, 846 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,197 but no longer it seems. 847 00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:36,590 What are you talking about? 848 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,070 You scared the vicar. 849 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,854 Vicars! 850 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:42,727 Everything scares vicars, but your family! 851 00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,642 Are all Americans like this? 852 00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:46,905 Wait, we can't just give up. 853 00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:50,474 I'm afraid I failed you, Virginia. 854 00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:53,086 I'm a ghost who cannot haunt people. 855 00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:58,003 I may as well be a dog that cannot bark. 856 00:39:58,004 --> 00:40:00,920 When the barren almond bears. 857 00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:15,673 Pungent. 858 00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:19,416 Sorry, I still don't quite understand. 859 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,506 Why are we shoveling manure onto a dead tree? 860 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:25,291 I'm trying to help Sir Simon. 861 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:26,945 He seemed so sad. 862 00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:28,729 Oh. 863 00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:31,603 And this manure will make him happy? 864 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:35,562 Look, I keep hearing this voice. 865 00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,869 You're hearing voices. 866 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:38,784 Yeah, right. 867 00:40:38,785 --> 00:40:41,742 "When the barren almond bears." 868 00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:43,396 Well, this is an almond tree. 869 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:44,441 It's barren. 870 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,790 Nothing's growing on it, 871 00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:48,096 so maybe we have to make something grow on it. 872 00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:49,621 An almond, presumably. 873 00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:51,840 Yes. 874 00:40:51,841 --> 00:40:53,145 And then what will happen? 875 00:40:53,146 --> 00:40:54,494 I don't know! 876 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,888 Maybe it's something to do with this prophecy. 877 00:40:56,889 --> 00:40:58,367 What prophecy? 878 00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:00,152 It's all in here. 879 00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:02,546 There's a picture of the walled garden in this book, 880 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:05,592 only it keeps changing. 881 00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:07,681 First it was just the locked gates. 882 00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:11,380 Then this girl appeared and now look! 883 00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:12,252 The gates are opened. 884 00:41:12,253 --> 00:41:13,382 See? 885 00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,385 Hm, it looks a bit like you. 886 00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:18,126 Oh, Hiram! 887 00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:21,173 Look at the two love birds. 888 00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:23,523 - Hm. - Oh, "Hm," nothing. 889 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:25,743 Who would've believed it? 890 00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:27,962 It's like a fairytale. 891 00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:31,357 Our Virginia and the Duke of Cheshire. 892 00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:32,881 Duke of Cheshire? 893 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:36,711 Duke of Cheshire? 894 00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:41,976 I think the book wants me to go in there. 895 00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:44,239 It has to be connected with the prophecy. 896 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,807 Yes, perhaps. 897 00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:48,330 You don't believe me. 898 00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:52,552 It's just ghosts and prophecies, it does seem a bit- 899 00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:53,380 Crazy. 900 00:41:53,381 --> 00:41:55,120 You think I'm crazy? 901 00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:56,164 Crazy? 902 00:41:56,165 --> 00:41:57,339 No, not at all. 903 00:41:57,340 --> 00:42:00,908 I just think you're a bit different. 904 00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:02,606 Oh, different? 905 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:07,132 No, what I meant to say was, Virginia, 906 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:09,700 I think you are absolutely- 907 00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,484 - Cheshire! - Oh, Sir Simon? 908 00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:13,531 Be gone vile blaggard! 909 00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:17,098 Sir Simon, no! 910 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,186 Be gone, I say! 911 00:42:18,187 --> 00:42:19,536 Sir Simon, stop it! 912 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,669 Darken this hallowed place no more! 913 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:24,192 What are you doing? 914 00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:26,412 Quiet Virginia, this is between me and him. 915 00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:27,761 What's got into you? 916 00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:29,241 Henry, just go. 917 00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:31,025 No, I'm not leaving you alone with whatever he is. 918 00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:32,200 Now, now, you see here, 919 00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:34,246 I'm quite scared and I don't have a sword, 920 00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:36,509 - but nevertheless- - It's all right, Henry. 921 00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:37,250 - Go! - Yes! 922 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:38,033 You'd better go. 923 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:39,033 Run! 924 00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:41,601 Are you sure? 925 00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,516 Yes, I can handle this. 926 00:42:43,517 --> 00:42:46,214 A curse on all Cheshires. 927 00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:47,694 You don't even know him. 928 00:42:47,695 --> 00:42:49,609 I know his blood. 929 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:51,611 They are all the same. 930 00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:53,004 What has got into you? 931 00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:56,790 I will not suffer a Cheshire to walk on my land. 932 00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:59,097 He was lucky to escape with his life. 933 00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:00,751 His life? 934 00:43:00,752 --> 00:43:05,626 If you dare set foot here again, you will pay! 935 00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:10,369 A lucky escape, my dear. 936 00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,849 Those Cheshires. 937 00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:13,807 I thought we were friends. 938 00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:15,504 We are friends. 939 00:43:15,505 --> 00:43:16,810 No, no. 940 00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:18,551 You leave me alone. 941 00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:21,467 Virginia? 942 00:43:21,468 --> 00:43:22,773 Don't talk to me. 943 00:43:22,774 --> 00:43:23,774 Pumpkin? 944 00:43:24,863 --> 00:43:26,429 Huh? 945 00:43:28,127 --> 00:43:29,518 Hm. 946 00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:31,999 Sir Simon, we need to talk. 947 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,827 Tonight is our grand banquet. 948 00:43:33,828 --> 00:43:35,873 There will be people, laughter, merriment, 949 00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:38,136 and you will not disturb it. 950 00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:40,312 There will be no haunting, no moaning, 951 00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:41,705 no clanking of chains. 952 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:42,663 Is that understood? 953 00:43:42,664 --> 00:43:44,838 I shall do as I please. 954 00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:46,840 You shall do as you are told. 955 00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,625 This is my house. 956 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,409 No, Sir. 957 00:43:49,410 --> 00:43:50,627 This is my house. 958 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,671 How dare you! 959 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,847 You jumped up little Colonial! 960 00:43:53,848 --> 00:43:57,416 Your tom foolery will not work on me, Sir. 961 00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:58,983 I am a modern man. 962 00:43:58,984 --> 00:44:00,812 This is a modern world. 963 00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:03,030 World of science, 964 00:44:03,031 --> 00:44:04,945 powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. 965 00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:05,946 Woo! 966 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:10,777 World gears and levers, electricity and pistons. 967 00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:11,909 There is no place for you 968 00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:13,388 - in this world, Sir. - What's that? 969 00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:15,390 You are obsolete. 970 00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:17,567 A relic, a dinosaur. 971 00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:22,180 If you were any kind of decent fellow, 972 00:44:22,181 --> 00:44:23,573 you would leave this place. 973 00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:25,879 But I can't. 974 00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:37,413 The Reverend Chasuble and his wife. 975 00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:39,327 Who is called Algernean. 976 00:44:39,328 --> 00:44:41,374 Who is called Algernean. 977 00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,594 Professor Victor Bosocoff, 978 00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:50,034 and his wife, Mrs. Bosocoff. 979 00:44:50,035 --> 00:44:51,601 My, my, my. 980 00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:58,520 And I told him, 981 00:44:58,521 --> 00:45:01,263 "No, you need to reverse the polarity." 982 00:45:03,613 --> 00:45:04,875 I don't understand. 983 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:06,050 It's his accent. 984 00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:06,965 Darling? 985 00:45:06,966 --> 00:45:09,183 If you gentlemen will excuse me. 986 00:45:09,184 --> 00:45:11,838 It's going wonderfully, Hiram. 987 00:45:11,839 --> 00:45:14,841 We'll be the talk of society, 988 00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:16,670 and no sign of the ghost yet. 989 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:20,107 I do hope he won't spoil it. 990 00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:22,154 I don't think we'll be seeing him again. 991 00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:24,896 It's all taken care of. 992 00:45:26,114 --> 00:45:29,377 Apparently he has an enormous inheritance, 993 00:45:29,378 --> 00:45:31,815 and his acreage is a wonder to behold. 994 00:45:31,816 --> 00:45:33,904 Oh! 995 00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:36,907 Don't know why I have to wear this darn thing. 996 00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:39,692 Well, I think you look lovely. 997 00:45:39,693 --> 00:45:41,650 Henry, you're here. 998 00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:44,784 I mean, I didn't think you'd come after- 999 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,438 Wouldn't have missed it for the world. 1000 00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:49,223 No ghost could keep me away. 1001 00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:50,616 He's not here, is he? 1002 00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:52,400 No. 1003 00:45:52,401 --> 00:45:54,446 What are you doing hiding away in here? 1004 00:45:54,447 --> 00:45:56,709 I can't go out there. 1005 00:45:56,710 --> 00:46:00,757 Pa says I have to, but ugh, all those lords and ladies. 1006 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,019 What do I say to them? 1007 00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:03,803 What do I do? 1008 00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:05,370 Can't we just stay here? 1009 00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:08,112 Now, now, best foot forward. 1010 00:46:08,113 --> 00:46:09,504 Take my arm. 1011 00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:11,680 You saved me from that mad ghost, 1012 00:46:11,681 --> 00:46:14,815 now I'll save you from something even scarier, 1013 00:46:15,163 --> 00:46:17,383 English high society. 1014 00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:31,135 Miss Virginia Otis, 1015 00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:37,751 and His Grace, Henry, the Duke of Cheshire. 1016 00:46:38,273 --> 00:46:39,709 What? 1017 00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:45,498 How dare he show his weasley face here again! 1018 00:46:49,502 --> 00:46:50,632 Keep up, Marjorie. 1019 00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:52,243 This is a big gig for us. 1020 00:46:52,244 --> 00:46:54,288 You've nothing to fear from these people. 1021 00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:55,813 They're mostly harmless. 1022 00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:59,946 Lady Grey lost all her teeth in a riding accident. 1023 00:46:59,947 --> 00:47:00,947 Mm. 1024 00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:04,168 Colonel Merriman, completely mad. 1025 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:05,952 He once challenged a pig to a dual, 1026 00:47:05,953 --> 00:47:07,606 said it looked at him funny. 1027 00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:08,650 The pig won. 1028 00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:09,565 Sir. 1029 00:47:09,566 --> 00:47:11,436 This one thinks he's a mermaid. 1030 00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:13,438 She lost her leg in a card game, 1031 00:47:13,439 --> 00:47:16,963 and he invented a tiny gun for shooting wasps. 1032 00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:20,532 Oh! 1033 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:21,881 Excuse me? 1034 00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:23,709 Half past seven, I think. 1035 00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:24,797 Oh, look, brandy. 1036 00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:26,364 Ah. 1037 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:27,713 Come with us, my dear. 1038 00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:30,063 You must tell us all about yourself. 1039 00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:31,891 You look sturdy. 1040 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,110 Good hips. 1041 00:47:33,111 --> 00:47:34,241 I'm sorry? 1042 00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:35,547 Maybe later. 1043 00:47:35,548 --> 00:47:37,331 Ladies. 1044 00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:40,682 That was code for we want you to marry our brother, Dorian. 1045 00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:41,467 Oh, thank you. 1046 00:47:41,468 --> 00:47:42,728 Nice save. 1047 00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:45,209 No problem. Oh, um. 1048 00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,472 Work from the outside in. 1049 00:47:47,473 --> 00:47:49,866 Soup, fish, meat. 1050 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:50,910 Or just use your fingers. 1051 00:47:50,911 --> 00:47:52,825 It's your house after all. 1052 00:47:52,826 --> 00:47:53,870 See? 1053 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,306 Nothing to worry about. 1054 00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:56,916 Thanks for your help. 1055 00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:58,135 Anytime. 1056 00:47:58,136 --> 00:47:59,180 Anytime at all. 1057 00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:04,229 You see, Virginia, I think you truly are- 1058 00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:06,230 Oh, what? 1059 00:48:06,231 --> 00:48:08,711 Excuse me folks, welcome to Canterville. 1060 00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:12,671 We are thrilled to have you at our grand banquet. 1061 00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:14,325 Now, I know Canterville Chase 1062 00:48:14,326 --> 00:48:16,327 has had a somewhat blood curdling 1063 00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:18,720 reputation down the years, 1064 00:48:18,721 --> 00:48:20,680 but that is all in the past. 1065 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,160 Ladies and gentlemen, 1066 00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:25,511 if you would please extinguish your candles. 1067 00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,912 Now, allow me to introduce 1068 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:39,003 the new wonder of the modern world. 1069 00:48:50,275 --> 00:48:52,972 Oh, it's like magic. 1070 00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:54,669 It's science, Cedric. 1071 00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:57,150 Mr. Otis is a man after my own heart. 1072 00:48:57,151 --> 00:48:59,196 - Oh. - Well done, dear. 1073 00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:00,371 You did it. 1074 00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:02,287 No, we did it. 1075 00:49:03,897 --> 00:49:07,726 It's beautiful, isn't it? 1076 00:49:07,727 --> 00:49:08,727 Indeed. 1077 00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:14,646 To progress! 1078 00:49:14,647 --> 00:49:16,605 To progress. 1079 00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:25,526 Don't worry everyone, I'm sure it's just a fuse. 1080 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:26,311 A fuse? 1081 00:49:26,312 --> 00:49:27,442 Is that a bomb? 1082 00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:32,970 Hiram, what's that noise? 1083 00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:35,232 What the? 1084 00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:41,934 Behold! 1085 00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:44,023 I am the ghost of Canterville! 1086 00:49:44,024 --> 00:49:46,809 And this dinner is doomed! 1087 00:49:47,593 --> 00:49:49,028 Doomed! 1088 00:49:49,029 --> 00:49:52,727 Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. 1089 00:49:52,728 --> 00:49:54,599 Rest assured, this is an unfortunate 1090 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,906 yet harmless prank from my incorrigible boys. 1091 00:49:57,907 --> 00:49:59,038 Again, Kent, again. 1092 00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:00,345 Again! 1093 00:50:01,172 --> 00:50:02,172 Oh, oh! 1094 00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:04,826 Huh? 1095 00:50:06,177 --> 00:50:07,699 Nice touch. 1096 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,048 It wasn't me. 1097 00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:11,572 Then who was it? 1098 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:12,834 Ow! 1099 00:50:12,835 --> 00:50:14,010 Mayday, mayday. 1100 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,273 The pumpkin's gone rogue! 1101 00:50:16,187 --> 00:50:17,926 Hiram! Boys! 1102 00:50:17,927 --> 00:50:19,580 Stop this immediately. 1103 00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:20,930 It's not us! 1104 00:50:24,195 --> 00:50:26,153 Guess who's coming to dinner? 1105 00:50:31,767 --> 00:50:33,159 Sir Simon! 1106 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:37,730 Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! 1107 00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:42,343 Oh. 1108 00:50:42,344 --> 00:50:43,909 Keep up, Marjorie! 1109 00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:45,999 Do you do requests? 1110 00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:49,828 Play on, I say. 1111 00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:50,917 Play on. 1112 00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:54,833 Quick, quick, come along, come along. 1113 00:50:54,834 --> 00:50:56,922 Unhand me, Cecil. 1114 00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:58,141 The beast is mine. 1115 00:50:58,142 --> 00:50:59,491 Algernean! 1116 00:51:07,977 --> 00:51:10,109 We meet again, old adversary, 1117 00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:12,504 but this time it's I who shall... 1118 00:51:17,683 --> 00:51:19,118 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 1119 00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:20,207 Do speak up. 1120 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,643 Right this way! 1121 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:23,905 Nevermind, let's get out of here. 1122 00:51:23,906 --> 00:51:26,343 You Americans enter my house 1123 00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:29,172 with your modern ways and dare 1124 00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:32,437 to tell me what I may or may not do? 1125 00:51:33,612 --> 00:51:35,569 Now you see here, Sir- 1126 00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,485 Dinosaur am I? 1127 00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:40,313 Obsolete? 1128 00:51:40,314 --> 00:51:42,447 If it's electricity you want, 1129 00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:44,710 how about this? 1130 00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:51,108 Hiram! 1131 00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:01,074 And as for you Cheshire! 1132 00:52:01,596 --> 00:52:03,031 Sir Simon, stop it! 1133 00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:06,210 Is it me, or is it getting hot in here? 1134 00:52:10,301 --> 00:52:12,911 Mrs. Umney, do something. 1135 00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:16,045 Yes, Ma'am. 1136 00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:23,182 A toast to progress, to Canterville. 1137 00:52:23,183 --> 00:52:24,663 A modern, happy home. 1138 00:52:25,968 --> 00:52:27,621 Ha! 1139 00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:30,189 Don't mind if I do. 1140 00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:31,278 Not for me. 1141 00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:35,152 I want to watch it all burn. 1142 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,508 Out of my way, boys. 1143 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:47,164 Boys, over here! 1144 00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:49,601 Jump! 1145 00:52:51,603 --> 00:52:52,951 I'm scared, Louis. 1146 00:52:52,952 --> 00:52:53,952 Me too, Kent. 1147 00:52:53,953 --> 00:52:56,346 Come on boys, you can do it. 1148 00:52:56,347 --> 00:53:00,219 Oh, Geronimo! 1149 00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:01,380 Come on, everybody, this way. 1150 00:53:04,616 --> 00:53:06,094 Come on, let's get out of here. 1151 00:53:06,095 --> 00:53:07,183 Go. 1152 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,264 I will be right behind you. 1153 00:53:13,668 --> 00:53:14,626 We'd better not get blamed for this one. 1154 00:53:14,627 --> 00:53:15,714 It's not our fault. 1155 00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:24,375 Now that's what I call a haunting. 1156 00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:32,992 Bring the horses around quickly! 1157 00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:37,517 Hey, Ma. 1158 00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:38,518 Oh, Hiram. 1159 00:53:39,694 --> 00:53:42,130 Thank goodness you're all safe. 1160 00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:43,349 Are you okay? 1161 00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:44,438 Where's Henry? 1162 00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:47,093 Henry? 1163 00:53:47,094 --> 00:53:48,528 That-Was- 1164 00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:50,182 Incredible! 1165 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:51,183 When's dessert? 1166 00:53:51,184 --> 00:53:53,098 Oh my goodness, boys. 1167 00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:54,666 Henry! 1168 00:53:58,670 --> 00:53:59,584 Henry! 1169 00:53:59,585 --> 00:54:01,628 Henry, are you okay? 1170 00:54:01,629 --> 00:54:05,676 Virginia, you came back. 1171 00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:07,547 I think I've put my back out. 1172 00:54:07,548 --> 00:54:08,548 Come on, Henry! 1173 00:54:08,549 --> 00:54:10,463 You can do this, come on! 1174 00:54:10,464 --> 00:54:11,899 Quickly! 1175 00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,249 Virginia! 1176 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,774 What are you doing? 1177 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,257 Oh, my. 1178 00:54:34,662 --> 00:54:37,751 Come on, Henry, on your feet. 1179 00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:39,580 Thank you, Virginia. 1180 00:55:19,577 --> 00:55:20,752 I'm so sorry. 1181 00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:27,845 Forgive me, Virginia. 1182 00:55:27,846 --> 00:55:31,589 I have of late, but wherefore I know not, 1183 00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:34,809 lost all my mirth. 1184 00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:43,817 Pumpkin, I was looking for you everywhere. 1185 00:55:43,818 --> 00:55:45,166 Are you okay? 1186 00:55:45,167 --> 00:55:46,081 It's all my fault. 1187 00:55:46,082 --> 00:55:48,256 Virginia, I shouldn't have come. 1188 00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:51,782 My presence here clearly drove the ghost into a rage. 1189 00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:53,131 It's not your fault. 1190 00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:55,438 I couldn't bear the thought of any harm 1191 00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:57,527 coming to you or your family. 1192 00:55:57,528 --> 00:55:59,616 I think it best that I don't come again. 1193 00:55:59,617 --> 00:56:00,487 What? 1194 00:56:00,488 --> 00:56:02,445 Thank you, Mr. Otis. 1195 00:56:02,446 --> 00:56:04,272 Very impressive lights. 1196 00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:06,101 Goodbye, Virginia. 1197 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:09,669 Don't worry, pumpkin. 1198 00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:12,759 I am gonna put an end to this once and for all. 1199 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,457 There's no need to cry. 1200 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:17,286 I'm not crying! 1201 00:56:19,201 --> 00:56:23,030 A full blown category five psychoplasmical manifestation! 1202 00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:27,078 Last night you were lucky to escape with your lives. 1203 00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:28,558 I dread to think what might've happened 1204 00:56:28,559 --> 00:56:29,863 if I hadn't been there. 1205 00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:32,170 If that ghost wants a donnybrook, 1206 00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:35,391 Hiram Otis is gonna give him one right on his snoot. 1207 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,262 Yeah, Pa, you tell him. 1208 00:56:37,263 --> 00:56:39,003 Oh yeah, bust that ghost. 1209 00:56:39,004 --> 00:56:39,787 Bust him. 1210 00:56:39,788 --> 00:56:40,918 I like the sound of that. 1211 00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:43,399 Bust ghosters! Mm, nevermind. 1212 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,836 The readings are very strong. 1213 00:56:45,837 --> 00:56:47,794 The spirit compass, my own invention, 1214 00:56:47,795 --> 00:56:50,493 is saying there is definitely a ghost in the house. 1215 00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:54,061 This is an impressive array of equipment, Ma'am. 1216 00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:55,933 You see, Lucretia, science. 1217 00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:58,457 Science will cook this old buzzard's goose. 1218 00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,372 Hey, look what I found. 1219 00:57:00,373 --> 00:57:01,939 - Put that back at once. - I wanna shoot it. 1220 00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:03,201 - What's it shoot? - Slowly. 1221 00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:04,159 Ghost bullets? Carefully. 1222 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,378 It's a ray gun, genius. 1223 00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,555 Outstanding! 1224 00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:11,209 It was him. 1225 00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:13,429 What are you gonna do with that? 1226 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,822 I am going to give Johnny ghost both barrels 1227 00:57:15,823 --> 00:57:17,955 and capture it like a rat in a trap. 1228 00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:18,956 How exactly? 1229 00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:20,174 Simple. 1230 00:57:20,175 --> 00:57:22,263 Once activated, this device will function 1231 00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:23,743 as a psychic magnet pinning 1232 00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:27,791 and absorbing the spirit and trapping it in one of these. 1233 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:28,706 And then what? 1234 00:57:28,707 --> 00:57:31,229 Why, then I study it of course. 1235 00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:34,972 Oh, I have many, many experiments planned. 1236 00:57:34,973 --> 00:57:38,845 Just think, a real live specimen to work on. 1237 00:57:38,846 --> 00:57:40,194 Wonderful! 1238 00:57:40,195 --> 00:57:41,109 What? 1239 00:57:41,110 --> 00:57:43,459 We can't do this to Sir Simon. 1240 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:46,331 Yeah, he's our ghost. 1241 00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:49,377 We're the ones who should be experimenting on him. 1242 00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:52,642 I'm a reasonable man, but he tried to blow up our family. 1243 00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:55,166 And I don't take too kindly to that. 1244 00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:56,516 Right then, pop this on. 1245 00:57:57,299 --> 00:57:58,648 Plug that in. 1246 00:57:58,649 --> 00:57:59,779 Snappety, snap. 1247 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:01,303 Eyes of a hunter. 1248 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:03,609 That is one strange lady. 1249 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:04,524 I kinda like it. 1250 00:58:04,525 --> 00:58:05,872 - Me too. - Hiram! 1251 00:58:05,873 --> 00:58:06,917 Sorry, dear. 1252 00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:08,440 Tallyho! 1253 00:58:08,441 --> 00:58:11,704 So, how many ghosts have you actually caught? 1254 00:58:11,705 --> 00:58:14,533 Technically, this will be my first, but fear not. 1255 00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:16,884 I know exactly what I'm doing. 1256 00:58:18,712 --> 00:58:20,104 This way! 1257 00:58:20,105 --> 00:58:21,627 The game's afoot. 1258 00:58:21,628 --> 00:58:23,848 The spirit compass never lies. 1259 00:58:25,850 --> 00:58:26,981 On we go! 1260 00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:29,549 That's a cupboard. 1261 00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:31,811 This way. 1262 00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:34,249 No, no. 1263 00:58:36,469 --> 00:58:38,078 This way. 1264 00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:39,166 Does she know what she's doing? 1265 00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:40,517 Kent, Louis, 1266 00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:44,346 much as it pains me to say this, I need your help. 1267 00:58:46,435 --> 00:58:47,523 Just give me a moment. 1268 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,263 Um, which way? 1269 00:58:49,264 --> 00:58:50,091 Which way? 1270 00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:51,049 This way. 1271 00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:51,876 I can smell it. 1272 00:58:51,877 --> 00:58:52,919 I say, come back with that. 1273 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,747 Hey, weird lady, 1274 00:58:54,748 --> 00:58:56,575 the readings are very strong down here. 1275 00:58:56,576 --> 00:58:57,359 Really? 1276 00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,403 Wait for me. 1277 00:58:58,404 --> 00:58:59,404 Phantom ahoy! 1278 00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:03,539 Sir Simon? 1279 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,410 Where could he be? 1280 00:59:04,411 --> 00:59:06,019 In here, everyone. 1281 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,065 He's in the kitchen. 1282 00:59:08,153 --> 00:59:09,458 Ah ha! 1283 00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:11,939 Oh! 1284 00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:13,549 That's our housekeeper. 1285 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,116 Well, she shouldn't sneak up on me like that. 1286 00:59:16,117 --> 00:59:17,075 He's on the move. 1287 00:59:17,076 --> 00:59:18,076 Come on! 1288 00:59:18,077 --> 00:59:20,294 This way! 1289 00:59:20,295 --> 00:59:22,819 Mrs. Umney, are you all right? 1290 00:59:22,820 --> 00:59:24,996 Perfectly fine, thank you, Ma'am. 1291 00:59:26,693 --> 00:59:30,305 Sir Simon, where are you? 1292 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:31,741 - Over here. - Oh. 1293 00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:33,481 - You just missed him. - Oh! 1294 00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:35,396 - No, no, he's over here. - Oh. 1295 00:59:35,397 --> 00:59:38,313 The blighter's slippery like a greased pig on market day. 1296 00:59:40,141 --> 00:59:42,708 Sir Simon, are you in there? 1297 00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:43,623 Open up. 1298 00:59:43,624 --> 00:59:45,058 You're in danger. 1299 00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:47,408 The wind and the rain, 1300 00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:50,455 a foolish thing was but a toy. 1301 00:59:50,456 --> 00:59:52,152 Sir Simon? 1302 00:59:52,153 --> 00:59:53,501 For the rain, 1303 00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:55,592 - it rains everyday. - Sir Simon! 1304 00:59:58,377 --> 00:59:59,595 Ghosts in there! 1305 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:00,639 Ah ha! 1306 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,423 Stand aside, please. 1307 01:00:01,424 --> 01:00:02,424 Boys, stay here. 1308 01:00:03,295 --> 01:00:04,339 - Okay, Pa. - No problem! 1309 01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:12,172 Uh, boys? 1310 01:00:12,173 --> 01:00:13,217 Hi, Pa. 1311 01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:14,393 Please hand me that chair. 1312 01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:17,657 It was him! 1313 01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:21,573 A great while ago the world begun. 1314 01:00:21,574 --> 01:00:23,836 With hey, ho, hey, ho, 1315 01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:25,359 the wind blew the rain. 1316 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,796 What? 1317 01:00:26,797 --> 01:00:31,627 But that's all one, our play is done. 1318 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,150 Sir Simon! 1319 01:00:33,151 --> 01:00:36,110 As we strive to please you everyday. 1320 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,767 Virginia? 1321 01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:43,508 That awful woman's here again. 1322 01:00:43,509 --> 01:00:45,815 She wants to trap you, do experiments. 1323 01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:47,643 - You have to run. - Run? 1324 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:49,470 Where? 1325 01:00:49,471 --> 01:00:51,472 I'm so very tired, Virginia. 1326 01:00:51,473 --> 01:00:54,737 I haven't slept in 300 years. 1327 01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:56,826 I miss sleep. 1328 01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:58,175 Right, onwards! 1329 01:00:58,176 --> 01:01:00,481 I have a sulfuric odor in my nostrils. 1330 01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:02,875 Uh, that was me. 1331 01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:04,660 I miss my Eleanor. 1332 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,574 She was a Cheshire too, you know? 1333 01:01:06,575 --> 01:01:08,620 Like your young man. 1334 01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:10,667 Why do you hate them so much? 1335 01:01:11,711 --> 01:01:13,146 It was my wife's uncle, 1336 01:01:13,147 --> 01:01:17,281 the old Duke of Cheshire who accused me of her murder. 1337 01:01:17,282 --> 01:01:19,936 He wanted me outta the way so he could lay claim 1338 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,113 to Canterville Chase for himself. 1339 01:01:23,592 --> 01:01:27,161 It was Cheshire who laid the trap intended for me. 1340 01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:31,904 He accused me, imprisoned me. 1341 01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:35,038 This cell became my tomb. 1342 01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:37,693 Eventually I succumbed to death. 1343 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:41,566 But the fates, it seemed had other plans for my soul. 1344 01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:43,481 So, is that... 1345 01:01:43,482 --> 01:01:45,135 It is, alas. 1346 01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:46,440 That's horrible. 1347 01:01:46,441 --> 01:01:48,573 That's the house of Cheshire for you. 1348 01:01:48,574 --> 01:01:51,228 But that was 300 years ago. 1349 01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:52,708 Henry isn't like his ancestors. 1350 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:53,666 People change. 1351 01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:55,319 Not me. 1352 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,103 Cursed to remain in this house for all eternity. 1353 01:01:57,104 --> 01:01:58,539 Maybe I deserve it. 1354 01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:00,759 If I'd been less vain, less foolish. 1355 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,761 If I'd reached Eleanor quicker. 1356 01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:04,632 It wasn't your fault. 1357 01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:05,895 We're getting close! 1358 01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,331 The needle's almost off the dial. 1359 01:02:07,332 --> 01:02:09,159 It's unprecedented. 1360 01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,815 Mr. Otis, crank me up to full power. 1361 01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:14,773 With pleasure, Ma'am. 1362 01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:16,166 Oo, that's it! 1363 01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:17,776 That's it! Keep going! 1364 01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:18,777 Oo! 1365 01:02:20,562 --> 01:02:21,867 Where is Virginia? 1366 01:02:21,868 --> 01:02:23,434 I don't know. 1367 01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:24,609 Behind this wall! 1368 01:02:24,610 --> 01:02:26,263 It has to come down. 1369 01:02:26,264 --> 01:02:27,438 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 1370 01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:28,745 Stand aside. 1371 01:02:32,270 --> 01:02:33,053 They're coming! 1372 01:02:33,054 --> 01:02:34,488 Let them come. 1373 01:02:34,489 --> 01:02:36,665 No, we have to do something. 1374 01:02:39,538 --> 01:02:40,538 What's this? 1375 01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:47,371 "When the baron almond bears." 1376 01:02:47,372 --> 01:02:48,938 Is that the prophecy? 1377 01:02:48,939 --> 01:02:50,069 Don't. 1378 01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,550 It was on the walled garden all along? 1379 01:02:52,551 --> 01:02:53,899 It's no concern of yours. 1380 01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,031 Why didn't you say anything? 1381 01:02:55,032 --> 01:02:57,076 - Virginia! - But what does it mean? 1382 01:02:57,077 --> 01:02:58,295 - Stop. - What does it do? 1383 01:02:58,296 --> 01:02:59,339 Tell me! 1384 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:00,646 It sets me free! 1385 01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,083 Then we have to go. 1386 01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,348 Ah ha! 1387 01:03:08,349 --> 01:03:10,961 I have you now. 1388 01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:18,706 Right in the Hamptons. 1389 01:03:18,707 --> 01:03:21,666 Hiram! 1390 01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,234 But there's no one here. 1391 01:03:24,409 --> 01:03:27,454 Sometimes ghosts are invisible, Mom. 1392 01:03:27,455 --> 01:03:28,455 Come on. 1393 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:33,984 Over here, Ma. 1394 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,463 Where did they go? 1395 01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:37,857 Slipped the net again. 1396 01:03:40,729 --> 01:03:42,165 Look, Hiram! 1397 01:03:42,166 --> 01:03:43,906 It's taken Virginia. 1398 01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:47,213 Oh! 1399 01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,956 That darn ghost has gone too far this time. 1400 01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:04,883 Virginia, no! 1401 01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:06,799 It asks too heavy a price. 1402 01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:11,891 We have to try. 1403 01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:19,376 "When a little girl can ask for freedom 1404 01:04:19,377 --> 01:04:21,552 from the angel's grasp." 1405 01:04:21,553 --> 01:04:22,858 Please don't. 1406 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,208 "When the barren almond bears 1407 01:04:25,209 --> 01:04:27,950 and a golden child gives away her tears, 1408 01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:29,952 then will all the house be still 1409 01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:32,390 and peace come to Canterville." 1410 01:04:48,797 --> 01:04:50,408 But what does it mean? 1411 01:04:51,844 --> 01:04:54,672 It means that I can only be set free 1412 01:04:54,673 --> 01:04:57,457 if an innocent such as yourself travels 1413 01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:59,851 with me and begs for my forgiveness 1414 01:04:59,852 --> 01:05:02,201 from the Grand Old Man. 1415 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:04,073 The Grand Old Man? 1416 01:05:04,074 --> 01:05:06,945 The Master of all our Final Ceremonies. 1417 01:05:06,946 --> 01:05:09,993 Only He can grant my release. 1418 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:13,691 Then let's go. 1419 01:05:13,692 --> 01:05:15,780 No, Virginia, it is too perilous. 1420 01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:17,390 I cannot ask this of you. 1421 01:05:17,391 --> 01:05:18,870 You are not asking, Sir. 1422 01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:22,004 I am offering to help a friend. 1423 01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,527 Virginia! 1424 01:05:23,528 --> 01:05:24,528 Quick! 1425 01:05:50,294 --> 01:05:51,991 It's just like your locket in here. 1426 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:55,516 It's beautiful. 1427 01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:05,395 Virginia, please excuse the lateness of the hour, 1428 01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:06,919 but I simply could not wait. 1429 01:06:08,355 --> 01:06:12,010 The fact is, I love you, 1430 01:06:12,011 --> 01:06:14,404 and I refuse to let the ghost 1431 01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:16,798 and this ancient curse come between us. 1432 01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:21,106 Oh yes, well, it's easy saying 1433 01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:22,499 it in front of you, Excelsior. 1434 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,893 Now I have to say it to her. 1435 01:06:27,505 --> 01:06:28,505 Giddy up! 1436 01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:32,423 Virginia! 1437 01:06:33,902 --> 01:06:36,208 Oh, where is she? 1438 01:06:36,209 --> 01:06:38,602 It's a classic ghost gambit. 1439 01:06:38,603 --> 01:06:39,907 Old as the hills. 1440 01:06:39,908 --> 01:06:42,127 Oh, just you wait until I get you in my sights 1441 01:06:42,128 --> 01:06:44,782 you phantasmic blaggard! 1442 01:06:44,783 --> 01:06:46,872 - Dad, come quick! - Huh? 1443 01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:15,640 My love. 1444 01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:23,647 Ah, finally got here, have you? 1445 01:07:23,648 --> 01:07:25,953 I was wondering when you'd show up. 1446 01:07:25,954 --> 01:07:29,566 You've led me a merry dance, Sir Simon. 1447 01:07:29,567 --> 01:07:31,089 You two know each other? 1448 01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,786 Oh, yes. 1449 01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:34,005 Who are you? 1450 01:07:34,006 --> 01:07:35,137 Me? 1451 01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:36,573 Why, I'm the gardener, ain't I? 1452 01:07:36,574 --> 01:07:38,879 Someone's gotta keep things tidy. 1453 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,708 Otherwise, where would we be? 1454 01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:44,624 Oh, lovely. 1455 01:07:44,625 --> 01:07:46,583 Only blooms for a day. 1456 01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:47,584 Shame. 1457 01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:51,066 Sir, I wonder if you could help us. 1458 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,850 We've come here to find someone. 1459 01:07:52,851 --> 01:07:54,025 Have you now? 1460 01:07:54,026 --> 01:07:55,114 Who's that then, my love? 1461 01:07:56,768 --> 01:07:59,291 The Master of Ceremonies. 1462 01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:00,727 Hm? 1463 01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:02,294 Death. 1464 01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:04,122 Do you know where he might be? 1465 01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:05,516 Do I know? 1466 01:08:06,691 --> 01:08:10,520 Well, Death's everywhere, isn't he? 1467 01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:13,132 Hm? 1468 01:08:14,525 --> 01:08:18,267 No. 1469 01:08:18,268 --> 01:08:20,443 Pleasure to meet you, Miss Virginia. 1470 01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:23,142 I see you've been reading my book. 1471 01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:25,188 Your book? 1472 01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:29,713 Want to know how it ends? 1473 01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:30,975 What's wrong with her Dad? 1474 01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:32,584 I can't feel a pulse. 1475 01:08:32,585 --> 01:08:34,674 Virginia! 1476 01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:35,633 Pumpkin? 1477 01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:36,633 Stop! 1478 01:08:38,069 --> 01:08:39,069 Ah! 1479 01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:40,767 Oh! Ow! 1480 01:08:41,769 --> 01:08:43,553 What's happened? 1481 01:08:43,554 --> 01:08:46,076 Her spirit has been taken by the ghost. 1482 01:08:46,077 --> 01:08:47,905 Wait, wait. 1483 01:08:47,906 --> 01:08:50,081 This device captives spirits and what have you, correct? 1484 01:08:50,082 --> 01:08:53,171 Could we not use it to draw her spirit back in her body? 1485 01:08:53,172 --> 01:08:54,564 Mr. Otis, to tell you the truth, 1486 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:55,826 I only received it this morning. 1487 01:08:55,827 --> 01:08:57,306 I haven't quite got the hang of it yet. 1488 01:08:57,307 --> 01:08:59,959 This is my daughter! 1489 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,789 Right, well, we could give it a whirl. 1490 01:09:03,008 --> 01:09:04,442 Her spirit must be somewhere! 1491 01:09:04,443 --> 01:09:05,443 Virginia? 1492 01:09:06,707 --> 01:09:09,969 Sir, I humbly request that you see fit 1493 01:09:09,970 --> 01:09:11,537 to release Sir Simon's soul 1494 01:09:11,538 --> 01:09:13,713 so that he may be rejoined with his wife, 1495 01:09:13,714 --> 01:09:15,325 and that this curse be lifted. 1496 01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,502 Please, I beg of you. 1497 01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:20,677 Certainly. 1498 01:09:20,678 --> 01:09:21,460 Why not? 1499 01:09:21,461 --> 01:09:23,027 Consider it done. 1500 01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:24,376 What? 1501 01:09:24,377 --> 01:09:25,986 Is there anything else, my dear? 1502 01:09:25,987 --> 01:09:26,771 No. 1503 01:09:26,772 --> 01:09:27,901 Thank you. 1504 01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:28,902 Sir Simon? 1505 01:09:29,729 --> 01:09:32,079 I'm free? 1506 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,343 I'm free! 1507 01:09:34,344 --> 01:09:36,693 At last I can be with my Eleanor. 1508 01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:42,829 Thank you, dear Virginia. 1509 01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:43,960 Farewell. 1510 01:09:43,961 --> 01:09:45,877 Go, back to your family. 1511 01:09:46,834 --> 01:09:51,272 Ah, now, afraid I can't allow that. 1512 01:09:51,273 --> 01:09:54,013 There's no going back from here. 1513 01:09:54,014 --> 01:09:55,668 This is the Garden of Death. 1514 01:09:55,669 --> 01:09:56,799 See? 1515 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,281 It's very much a one way trip. 1516 01:09:59,282 --> 01:10:00,891 But I can't stay. 1517 01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:02,284 I'm not dead! 1518 01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:03,459 I'm alive. 1519 01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:04,982 Oh, no. 1520 01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:07,245 You were dead the moment you walked through those gates, 1521 01:10:07,246 --> 01:10:08,987 weren't she Sir Simon? 1522 01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:14,906 Now, here we are. 1523 01:10:15,559 --> 01:10:16,559 This is you. 1524 01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:20,216 But I have plenty of time left! 1525 01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:22,870 Not anymore. 1526 01:10:23,827 --> 01:10:24,915 No! 1527 01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:26,917 Virginia! 1528 01:10:26,918 --> 01:10:27,918 Henry? 1529 01:10:29,398 --> 01:10:30,964 Henry! 1530 01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:31,965 Virginia? 1531 01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:34,794 Henry? 1532 01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:47,416 He can't see me. 1533 01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:56,076 Your body cannot pass through the gates. 1534 01:10:56,077 --> 01:10:58,775 Only your spirit. 1535 01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:00,907 I'm really dead? 1536 01:11:04,999 --> 01:11:06,696 Look at it. 1537 01:11:06,697 --> 01:11:08,525 Life trickles by so quickly, don't it? 1538 01:11:10,222 --> 01:11:12,268 People don't make the most of it. 1539 01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:15,227 Shame. 1540 01:11:17,098 --> 01:11:18,098 Henry! 1541 01:11:21,929 --> 01:11:22,929 Henry! 1542 01:11:25,716 --> 01:11:27,369 Oh dear, look at that. 1543 01:11:27,370 --> 01:11:28,849 Hm. 1544 01:11:30,068 --> 01:11:32,070 That's a fast grower, that is. 1545 01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:38,163 No! 1546 01:11:38,164 --> 01:11:40,991 You shall not claim her. 1547 01:11:40,992 --> 01:11:43,036 Do you challenge me, Sir? 1548 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,254 I do, Sir. 1549 01:11:44,255 --> 01:11:45,691 To a duel. 1550 01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:47,302 I see. 1551 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:50,305 And if I win, we both go free. 1552 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:51,306 Ah ha. 1553 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,786 But if I win, she dies, 1554 01:11:53,787 --> 01:11:56,441 and you shall remain in this garden forever. 1555 01:11:56,442 --> 01:11:58,486 A permanent addition, 1556 01:11:58,487 --> 01:12:02,448 neither dead nor in heaven with your wife. 1557 01:12:07,192 --> 01:12:09,454 I accept your terms. 1558 01:12:09,455 --> 01:12:11,108 Sir Simon, no! 1559 01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:12,066 Excellent. 1560 01:12:12,067 --> 01:12:13,632 Let's be having you then. 1561 01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:15,547 No time like the present. 1562 01:12:15,548 --> 01:12:16,679 Whoops. 1563 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,202 Hang on a mo. 1564 01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:24,251 Ha, that's better! 1565 01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:27,211 You didn't think I was gonna fight you like that, did you? 1566 01:12:27,212 --> 01:12:30,040 I'd be out of puff in seconds. 1567 01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:30,998 Shall we? 1568 01:12:30,999 --> 01:12:33,565 Then lay on and damned be him 1569 01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:37,134 who first cries hold enough. 1570 01:12:37,135 --> 01:12:39,093 Yes! 1571 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:51,714 Ready, I think. 1572 01:12:51,715 --> 01:12:54,543 I suppose I should aim up. 1573 01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,719 Come on, pumpkin, wherever you are. 1574 01:12:58,199 --> 01:12:59,199 Turn it on! 1575 01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:10,994 Anything? 1576 01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:12,256 Again! 1577 01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:13,344 Do it again! 1578 01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:29,665 What's this? 1579 01:13:29,666 --> 01:13:31,317 "When a little girl can ask for freedom 1580 01:13:31,318 --> 01:13:32,625 from the angel's grasp." 1581 01:13:34,322 --> 01:13:36,454 Are you insane? 1582 01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:38,151 I am Death! 1583 01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:39,892 You cannot beat me! 1584 01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:41,808 You realize how many people I have killed? 1585 01:13:43,114 --> 01:13:44,767 Everyone! 1586 01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:49,511 Well, I, Sir, have played the greatest swordsman 1587 01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:51,382 of the stage. 1588 01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:55,560 And what's more, I've had 300 years to practice. 1589 01:13:55,561 --> 01:13:57,823 I like a spirited opponent, 1590 01:13:57,824 --> 01:14:00,044 but don't let it go to your head. 1591 01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:02,219 Ha ha! 1592 01:14:05,789 --> 01:14:08,442 A hit, a palpable hit! 1593 01:14:08,443 --> 01:14:10,794 Sir Simon, look out! 1594 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,364 Another hit. 1595 01:14:17,365 --> 01:14:18,932 What say you, Sir? 1596 01:14:23,894 --> 01:14:25,460 What? 1597 01:14:35,121 --> 01:14:36,121 Whoa! 1598 01:14:44,349 --> 01:14:45,567 Oh! 1599 01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:47,395 Uh oh. 1600 01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:51,268 Still nothing! 1601 01:14:51,269 --> 01:14:52,965 Hiram, stop this! 1602 01:14:52,966 --> 01:14:53,750 No! 1603 01:14:53,751 --> 01:14:55,968 Science will save her. 1604 01:14:55,969 --> 01:14:57,187 It has to. 1605 01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:58,275 Again! 1606 01:14:58,276 --> 01:14:59,842 More power! 1607 01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:02,062 Yeah, more power! No! 1608 01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:08,111 Enough! 1609 01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:10,505 This stops now. 1610 01:15:11,811 --> 01:15:13,378 Oh. 1611 01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:28,610 I say, I thought this was to be a fair fight. 1612 01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:30,481 If there's one thing I can't abide, 1613 01:15:30,482 --> 01:15:33,745 it's someone who refuses to die. 1614 01:15:33,746 --> 01:15:36,531 That would be me, Sir. 1615 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,141 Look at you, Sir Simon. 1616 01:15:38,142 --> 01:15:39,185 What are you? 1617 01:15:39,186 --> 01:15:41,753 An aberration, a ghost. 1618 01:15:41,754 --> 01:15:43,016 It will not do. 1619 01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:47,630 Here the books must be balanced, 1620 01:15:49,414 --> 01:15:51,198 and I will balance them. 1621 01:15:54,027 --> 01:15:56,333 You leave him alone! 1622 01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:58,162 You dare challenge me? 1623 01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:00,293 What the heck? 1624 01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:01,644 I'm dead anyway. 1625 01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:07,214 Virginia! 1626 01:16:21,446 --> 01:16:22,447 Oh, boy! 1627 01:16:31,369 --> 01:16:33,196 Henry! 1628 01:16:33,197 --> 01:16:35,591 You really do get yourself into some scrapes, don't you? 1629 01:16:36,983 --> 01:16:38,156 You can fence? 1630 01:16:38,157 --> 01:16:39,419 Of course I can fence. 1631 01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:40,942 I went to Heaton! 1632 01:16:40,943 --> 01:16:42,640 You shouldn't have come. 1633 01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:45,991 Being here in this place, it means you're dead. 1634 01:16:45,992 --> 01:16:47,603 What? 1635 01:16:48,473 --> 01:16:50,082 I'm sorry! 1636 01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:53,129 Oh, please, spare me. 1637 01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:55,088 Henry! 1638 01:16:56,481 --> 01:16:58,525 You leave him alone. 1639 01:16:58,526 --> 01:17:00,527 Well, if I am dead, 1640 01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:03,748 there's no one I'd rather spend eternity with. 1641 01:17:03,749 --> 01:17:08,753 You see, Virginia, I'm afraid I love you. 1642 01:17:08,754 --> 01:17:10,625 What? 1643 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,671 Oh, what a lovely couple. 1644 01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:15,674 United forever. 1645 01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:20,157 Cooey, up here. 1646 01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:23,421 Hey, Sir Simon, catch! 1647 01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:29,426 Virginia. 1648 01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:30,602 I'm all right. 1649 01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:33,344 Huh? 1650 01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:36,477 And you, young man, thank you. 1651 01:17:37,609 --> 01:17:39,218 Happy to help. 1652 01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:42,396 Perhaps not all Cheshire's are the same. 1653 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:45,050 Oh, I think not. 1654 01:17:47,097 --> 01:17:49,968 The old Duke of Cheshire! 1655 01:17:49,969 --> 01:17:52,450 Hello, again. 1656 01:17:59,326 --> 01:18:02,808 Now I get to kill you all over again. 1657 01:18:05,637 --> 01:18:08,466 Oh, dear! 1658 01:18:31,184 --> 01:18:32,708 My love, it's me. 1659 01:18:36,014 --> 01:18:37,712 Eleanor? 1660 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:41,020 Yes, my love. 1661 01:18:43,414 --> 01:18:45,677 You are not my Eleanor. 1662 01:18:58,168 --> 01:18:59,254 Oh! 1663 01:18:59,255 --> 01:19:00,255 No! 1664 01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:12,007 Very impressive. 1665 01:19:12,008 --> 01:19:13,749 It seems we have a draw. 1666 01:19:15,315 --> 01:19:16,794 What? 1667 01:19:16,795 --> 01:19:20,016 Virginia is free to go, as are you young man. 1668 01:19:21,234 --> 01:19:23,105 But as you did not beat me, Sir Simon, 1669 01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:27,631 you must remain here forever. 1670 01:19:27,632 --> 01:19:29,328 No! You can't! 1671 01:19:29,329 --> 01:19:30,982 Please. 1672 01:19:30,983 --> 01:19:33,724 Do not be sad, Virginia. 1673 01:19:33,725 --> 01:19:35,726 These last few weeks have been the happiest 1674 01:19:35,727 --> 01:19:38,817 I've had for 300 years. 1675 01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:46,737 I'm sorry, Eleanor. 1676 01:20:00,447 --> 01:20:01,840 What? 1677 01:20:12,242 --> 01:20:13,809 Well, that's that. 1678 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,204 Goodbye, Virginia. 1679 01:20:19,205 --> 01:20:20,510 Henry. 1680 01:20:20,511 --> 01:20:22,033 Please, no! 1681 01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:24,471 Until we meet again. 1682 01:20:32,436 --> 01:20:33,698 Come on, Virginia! 1683 01:20:35,178 --> 01:20:36,526 Wake up, Sis! 1684 01:20:36,527 --> 01:20:38,963 Please, wake up! 1685 01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:40,878 I'll never play another prank! 1686 01:20:40,879 --> 01:20:41,662 Pumpkin! 1687 01:20:41,663 --> 01:20:43,664 Oh! 1688 01:20:45,188 --> 01:20:46,275 Virginia! 1689 01:20:46,276 --> 01:20:48,320 Oh, oh my darling! 1690 01:20:48,321 --> 01:20:49,669 Oh! 1691 01:20:49,670 --> 01:20:51,410 You're back! 1692 01:20:51,411 --> 01:20:52,629 She's back! 1693 01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:53,891 Impossible! 1694 01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:56,155 Pumpkin, my pumpkin, you're back! 1695 01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:58,896 I knew she'd be fine. 1696 01:20:58,897 --> 01:20:59,898 Yeah, me too. 1697 01:21:00,986 --> 01:21:02,987 Wait, Sir Simon! 1698 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,730 Oh! 1699 01:21:27,491 --> 01:21:29,405 It's all over now, pumpkin. 1700 01:21:29,406 --> 01:21:30,406 You're safe. 1701 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:36,847 All he wanted was to be with his wife. 1702 01:21:36,848 --> 01:21:40,067 "When a little girl can ask 1703 01:21:40,068 --> 01:21:44,159 for freedom from the angel's grasp. 1704 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:47,597 When the barren almond bears, 1705 01:21:47,598 --> 01:21:52,515 and a golden child gives away her tears, 1706 01:21:52,516 --> 01:21:56,823 then shall all the house be still 1707 01:21:56,824 --> 01:22:00,263 and peace come to Canterville." 1708 01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:17,018 Hm? 1709 01:22:18,716 --> 01:22:19,759 Virginia! 1710 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:20,977 Sir Simon! 1711 01:22:20,978 --> 01:22:22,458 I hope you're looking forward 1712 01:22:22,459 --> 01:22:25,201 to an eternity in a glass jar, you fiend! 1713 01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:28,246 Oh, yeah. 1714 01:22:28,246 --> 01:22:29,031 Huh? 1715 01:22:29,032 --> 01:22:30,032 It was us. 1716 01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:31,989 Oh! 1717 01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:32,990 - Simon? - Huh? 1718 01:22:33,644 --> 01:22:34,688 Eleanor! 1719 01:22:38,779 --> 01:22:41,695 Thank you, my dear Virginia. 1720 01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:46,482 What took you so long? 1721 01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:49,093 There are more things in heaven and earth 1722 01:22:49,094 --> 01:22:52,053 than I dreamt of in my philosophy. 1723 01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:54,707 Hamlet, ish. 1724 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,622 Very good, Mr. Otis. 1725 01:22:56,623 --> 01:22:58,755 There's hope for you yet! 1726 01:23:06,938 --> 01:23:08,765 That's better. 1727 01:23:08,766 --> 01:23:11,029 Everything's in its proper place. 1728 01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:17,382 If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a loose end. 1729 01:23:17,383 --> 01:23:21,951 Now you remember, young miss, time trickles by so fast. 1730 01:23:21,952 --> 01:23:23,868 You be sure to make the most of it. 1731 01:23:25,652 --> 01:23:26,827 Oh. 1732 01:23:32,355 --> 01:23:36,880 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1733 01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:40,753 Oh. 1734 01:23:40,754 --> 01:23:41,928 Oh, I want it! 1735 01:23:41,929 --> 01:23:43,018 I've got it! 1736 01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:46,584 Oh, yay! That was a good catch, 1737 01:23:46,585 --> 01:23:47,413 my dear! 1738 01:23:47,414 --> 01:23:49,718 Let's go have an adventure. 1739 01:23:49,719 --> 01:23:50,719 Righto. 1740 01:23:54,594 --> 01:23:55,594 Oh, yay! 1741 01:23:57,467 --> 01:23:59,077 Bye, Virginia! 1742 01:24:00,687 --> 01:24:02,340 Oh, are you crying, dear? 1743 01:24:02,341 --> 01:24:05,126 Oh, wow! No. 1744 01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:06,343 I mean, yes, I am. 1745 01:24:06,344 --> 01:24:07,476 Yay! 1746 01:24:07,477 --> 01:24:08,869 Love you, pumpkin! 1747 01:24:10,871 --> 01:24:13,396 And now the house is calm and still, 1748 01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:21,099 for peace has come to Canterville. 1749 01:28:20,512 --> 01:28:21,860 It was the ghost! 1750 01:28:21,861 --> 01:28:23,645 We don't have a ghost anymore, Kent! 1751 01:28:23,646 --> 01:28:25,474 It was Louis!