1 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,780 Rare facing child. 2 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:34,560 Hold it! 3 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,260 All right, don't move. Don't say a word. 4 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:38,220 Hands where I can see them. 5 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:40,359 All right. 6 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,780 All right, calm down. 7 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:44,580 Easy now. Now give me your wallet. 8 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:46,660 Okay. All right. 9 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:50,780 And your shoes. 10 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:56,070 Yeah, while you're down there, I'll take your coat and your pants and all your 11 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:57,070 clothes. 12 00:00:58,050 --> 00:00:59,050 All my clothes? 13 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:00,610 It's my M .O. 14 00:01:02,610 --> 00:01:03,610 Hey, is that wool? 15 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:07,310 Hey, come on, big sale today, big sale. 16 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:09,810 Everything's got to go. King size, queen size. 17 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:12,910 You buy today, your back is going to love you in the morning. 18 00:01:13,230 --> 00:01:14,950 And we've got 50 % off all box springs. 19 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:17,110 You buy two, going to throw on the headboard. 20 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:23,800 Jump on. 21 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,840 Over here. 22 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,080 I get tomorrow's newspaper. 23 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:06,720 Today, I'm out there saving people's lives. 24 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:09,259 That's what I do. 25 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:41,010 See, I didn't steal the mattress. 26 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:43,090 Yet you're wearing it and he's not. 27 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:47,450 Explain. You see, it was an emergency. I was only borrowing. He ripped it off me 28 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:48,450 and ran away. 29 00:02:49,010 --> 00:02:50,010 Sir? 30 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:55,010 What kind of an emergency requires a wearable mattress? 31 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:57,150 But like I said, my clothes were stolen. 32 00:02:57,390 --> 00:03:01,510 Right. The disappearing pants -stealing mugger. And my wallet was stolen as 33 00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:02,129 well, you see. 34 00:03:02,130 --> 00:03:06,450 And rather than report this crime to the police, you decided to take this man's 35 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:07,450 mattress. 36 00:03:07,799 --> 00:03:12,600 Well, you see, there was this kid that was going to get hurt, and there was a 37 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,620 vase, a very rare vase that was going to fall, and it was more like an urn, 38 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:20,660 actually. Well, I had to cover two blocks, and I didn't have any clothes. 39 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,900 strapped on a posturpedic. 40 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,280 Well, Your Honor, you see... Enough. 41 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:31,700 Considering that the mattress is unharmed, you saved a young child and a 42 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:34,900 vase. An urn. I'm going to knock this down to a misdemeanor. 43 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:38,970 Set bail at a reasonable $200 and let you go home. 44 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:41,130 Thank you very much, Your Honor. 45 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:42,630 On one condition. 46 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:47,730 Psychiatric evaluation. What do I look like, some kind of a nut? Not to me, you 47 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:50,790 don't. What is that, some kind of a joke? Listen, let's get you home, get 48 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:53,330 food, get something to eat. You may feel better. Yeah, get home. I don't have 49 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:55,990 time to get home right now. I've got to race across town, stop some woman from 50 00:03:55,990 --> 00:03:59,450 breaking her back for once upon a child. But then again, it is a beautiful day 51 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:02,530 because I've got my first appointment with my brand new court -appointed 52 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:04,350 A great day. 53 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,000 It's a great day indeed. 54 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,440 You're welcome. 55 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,500 For the clothes. 56 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,120 I got you. 57 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,700 Ow. 58 00:04:53,740 --> 00:04:55,560 You all right? Yeah, no thanks to you. 59 00:04:55,940 --> 00:04:58,320 Well, I was just trying to help. You know, if you guys would just hire a few 60 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,900 more salespeople, this never would have happened. 61 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,900 Well, no, I don't want to. You're always the bottom line with big chains like 62 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,400 you. That's all you ever think about. 63 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,280 You know who gets lost in the shuffle? 64 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,500 The customer. 65 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,680 That's who. 66 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:13,530 According to this file, after you lost your clothes, you commandeered the 67 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:17,770 mattress? No, no, no. I didn't lose them. They were stolen. I was robbed. 68 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:21,430 That's right, by the man who splashed you just before you came here. No, no, 69 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:24,870 That was a different man. That man was chasing the man who stole my clothes. 70 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:27,730 That's interesting. 71 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:31,250 What I'm curious about is this. 72 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:36,710 After you borrowed the mattress, you didn't head home to get more clothes. 73 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:38,390 Instead, you went running in the opposite direction. 74 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:40,050 That was because of the kid. 75 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:42,570 The one who was going to get hit by the falling urn. 76 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,270 Exactly. 77 00:06:45,390 --> 00:06:46,530 And you knew that how? 78 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:48,970 I had a sense. 79 00:06:50,070 --> 00:06:51,070 A sense? 80 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:55,770 Well, people say that I'm a little psychic. 81 00:06:58,030 --> 00:06:59,030 Psychic sense. 82 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:01,570 Does that happen often? 83 00:07:03,930 --> 00:07:04,970 Every once in a while. 84 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:07,490 Where does it come from? 85 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:10,070 How's that? 86 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:11,090 The sense. 87 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,590 I mean, is it like a voice in your head? 88 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:16,170 Do you get messages from a TV? 89 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:18,090 Well, no, that's crazy. 90 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:19,450 The radio? 91 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:20,550 No. 92 00:07:21,690 --> 00:07:25,690 Newspaper? No, I'm not... No. 93 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:29,650 Your Sun -Times reader. 94 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,710 Well, I like to stay current. 95 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,980 Isn't there any way you can just stamp me as not crazy and let me get out of 96 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:39,720 here? I really got a lot of things I gotta be doing right now. 97 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,780 Let's talk about the man who splashed you. 98 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,379 It's him. 99 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:09,380 Bill Schwartz. 100 00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:11,920 This is the guy that was in the vans. 101 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,080 What am I talking to you for? 102 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,200 Schwartz. 103 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,940 Yeah, I'm looking for... you. 104 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,320 Thank God you're here. 105 00:08:34,839 --> 00:08:37,159 You're from the baby store, right? Hello. I met you yesterday. 106 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,679 It's in the back room. My husband phoned you, right? 107 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:40,900 What? The crib. 108 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:44,300 Wake up. Do you need coffee or something? Because all I have is decaf. 109 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,280 I don't know why they have to make a crib so complicated, but I've been on my 110 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,800 husband's case all month to get somebody over here. Or God forbid, do it 111 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:52,800 himself. 112 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:55,620 Your husband is Mel Schwartz? Yeah. I hope he paid you up front. 113 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:59,840 Because I can't find the checkbook. And hell, if I'm going to squat down and 114 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,840 look under the couch again. 115 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,240 Is he here? 116 00:09:02,969 --> 00:09:06,770 Mel, are you kidding me? It's tax season. He's living at the office. 117 00:09:06,970 --> 00:09:08,310 Which office might that be? 118 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:11,990 Kirch Cone O'Malley. What's the problem? 119 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,210 Do you need your taxes done? 120 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:16,670 I'll tell you what. You get this thing together by noon, I'll get Mel to give 121 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:17,449 you a discount. 122 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:18,770 How about if I just give him a call? 123 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:20,050 Look at me. 124 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:21,490 Look at me! 125 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:27,310 I'm not getting any less pregnant, okay? Could you just... I wanted to have the 126 00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:29,050 whole room ready a month ago. 127 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:30,850 I told Mel that... 128 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:38,050 any day now, and he's got to need a place to sleep! 129 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:39,410 Understand? 130 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:43,830 We'll maximize IRA contributions, pension funds. 131 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,830 Your quarterlies are all up to date, so I think we're even looking at a small 132 00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:49,170 refund. Okay, great. The receptionist will validate your parking. 133 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:50,670 Call me next week. 134 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:51,690 Thanks. 135 00:09:54,650 --> 00:09:55,650 Linda, what time do you have? 136 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:56,629 Quarter two. 137 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,830 You've got Simon coming in at ten, and Lerner called. He wants to come by this 138 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:01,650 afternoon. You need to reschedule. Which one? 139 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:03,250 All of them. The whole day. 140 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:04,740 Oh, no, no, no, not again. 141 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,920 Linda. You have a partner's lunch at noon. It's mandatory. 142 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,239 Cover for me. 143 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,240 But... 144 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,440 your fugitive. 145 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,540 Your fugitive's last known address is Ground Zero. 146 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:17,300 Spend some time in the fugitive's neighborhood. 147 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:18,980 Learn the streets. 148 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,940 Soak in the smells. 149 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:23,320 Study the faces. 150 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,320 Be patient. 151 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,080 It's just like fishing. 152 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,000 Remember what my daddy used to say. 153 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,600 Even the trickiest trout in the creek's gotta come out to eat. 154 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,230 Keep your guard up at all times. 155 00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:18,490 Coroner and a fugitive is like bringing a wolf to the dentist. 156 00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,810 Only one of you is getting out of there. 157 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:27,770 Where are you going to run now, Mr. Peter? 158 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,790 I'll tell you where. 159 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:31,650 Nowhere. 160 00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:33,530 You're on a road. 161 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:57,160 I swear I'm gonna. You want to play, man? Come on. 162 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:58,180 All 163 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:08,400 right. 164 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:09,860 Don't you move. 165 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,030 I want my clothes back. 166 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,510 Who are you guys? 167 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,090 Mel Schwartz. 168 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:38,770 Bounty hunter. 169 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:40,870 A bounty hunter? 170 00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:43,110 Technically, the title is fugitive recovery agent. 171 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,550 I thought you were an accountant. 172 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,950 I'm kind of going through a career transition. 173 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,430 Oh, I know what that's like. 174 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:50,870 Shut up. 175 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:55,930 Don't you have to have some kind of special training to be a bounty hunter? 176 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,130 Oh, I'm trained. 177 00:13:57,510 --> 00:13:58,510 I took a class. 178 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,160 What kind of class is that? 179 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,260 Bringing them back. 180 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,300 How to become a bounty hunter in nine easy steps. 181 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,040 Guy's a legend. 182 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,180 Where do you get a tape like this? 183 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,160 Oh, late night TV? I almost got one myself. 184 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,400 Shut up. 185 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,560 You mean an infomercial? It's a 12 -hour course. 186 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:25,020 Accredited. Look, isn't bounty hunting just a little dangerous? 187 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:27,820 A good bounty hunter learns to smell the danger. 188 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,300 and swallowed a beer. 189 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,780 Tape three, side two. 190 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,740 What I mean is, don't you think maybe there's a better vocation you could have 191 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,740 picked seeing that you've got a wife and a little baby on the way? 192 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,040 How'd you know that? 193 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,200 Because you've got a brand new baby seat. 194 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,260 So I've got a family. 195 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,800 Lots of bounty hunters have families. 196 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,280 Yeah, well, you could have been killed. 197 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,379 You know what? 198 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:54,380 I don't want to hear this. 199 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,920 I don't need any doubting Thomases in my life right now. Look, pal, I'm just 200 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,360 trying to help you out. Yeah, well, don't. 201 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,700 Well, I appreciate your assistance back there. You're not my father, you're not 202 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:05,820 my rabbi, you're not my shrink, okay? 203 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,320 That's great. 204 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,340 Shrink? Oh, no. 205 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,200 Well, I'm sorry. 206 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,800 The appointment was for 12, 12 noon. 207 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,720 Yeah. 208 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,520 Well, you see, it was really beyond my control. 209 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,060 Do you do that often? 210 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,279 Do what? 211 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,980 Shift the responsibility for your own actions somewhere else. 212 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:30,580 Oh, I don't do that. I never do that. So you were late today because... Because 213 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:33,200 of Mel Schwartz, the accountant turned bounty hunter. 214 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,280 And he just happens to be the one that splashed me the other day as well. 215 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:37,860 Really? Yeah, that's right. 216 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,640 Mel Schwartz. 217 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,720 So how do you explain the sudden appearance of Mr. 218 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,520 Schwartz in your life? 219 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,000 That's a very interesting question. 220 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,240 He just sort of keeps popping up all over the place. 221 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,220 But you see, actually, I think it's because he's going through a midlife 222 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,660 probably, and he's looking for adventure and such. 223 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,040 Who's looking for adventure? 224 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,840 Mel Schwartz. 225 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,980 Say, scumbag. 226 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:08,660 Lumber. 227 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,980 Another blow for justice. 228 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:17,260 Feels pretty good, doesn't it? You have no idea. 229 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,620 You never forget your first fallen. 230 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:24,370 There you go. 231 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:29,270 $250 cash on delivery. 232 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,110 Wow. 233 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:35,730 To be honest, I didn't think you had it in you, Mel. You must be one tough 234 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:41,050 accountant. So, what's next? Hey, slow down there, tiger. 235 00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:42,590 Want to get back out there? 236 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:44,970 The cupboard's all bare right now. 237 00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:46,650 Nothing? 238 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,210 Well... 239 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:55,280 I got one outstanding skit, but this one, 240 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,740 he's not for you. 241 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:00,580 Why not? 242 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:05,160 He's armed and dangerous, up on assault and battery charges. He's already served 243 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,359 an armed robbery rap. 244 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,640 Can I see it? 245 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,720 I'll do respect now. 246 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:14,040 I can't send a rookie up against this guy. I won't have that on my head. 247 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,140 Miss Davlin, I have found my calling. 248 00:17:16,859 --> 00:17:19,000 When I chased that guy down today, it was like... 249 00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:21,849 Like I was awake for the first time in my life. 250 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:25,990 I'm not looking to take foolish risks. I'm a CPA for crying out loud. I'm 251 00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,290 trained to evaluate risk. 252 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,890 Worst case scenario, I don't find the guy, you send someone else. 253 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:33,390 What do you say? 254 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,830 I like your spirit. 255 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:41,890 Odessa McNeil. 256 00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,650 He's arrested for, uh... 257 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:49,260 Leaving four guys in a rival biker gang unconscious in a street fight. 258 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:53,380 Posted a $90 ,000 bomb for him two weeks ago. 259 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,220 Haven't heard from him since. 260 00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:58,520 He goes by his nickname, Dumpy. 261 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:04,480 Dumpy? Yeah, rumor has it that he ripped the arm off of a guy who owed him money 262 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,940 and beat him to death with it. 263 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,280 But that's just a rumor, right? 264 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:16,360 Here's a list of acquaintances, associates, bars and motels he 265 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,620 Good luck. 266 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,560 You know, I'm not making this up. There's nothing wrong with me. 267 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:34,140 If you'd pay attention to me and you'd listen to a second, you'd see that... I 268 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,140 see what? 269 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:39,740 Mr. Hobson. 270 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,220 I have to go. 271 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,560 Excuse me? I have to go right away. But we're not through. Yeah, well, it's a 272 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,560 matter of... Life and death. 273 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,480 You said it, not me. Who? 274 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,380 Is it... Mel Schwartz, and I'll see you tomorrow. Same time. Thank you. 275 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,600 Yes, this is Dr. 276 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,840 Sunderland from Forensic Psych. 277 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,360 Yeah, I'm calling about the Hobson case. 278 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,240 Gary Hobson. 279 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,400 The diagnosis is much more complicated than first perceived. 280 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,120 I want the full team in for evaluation. 281 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,500 Yeah. I think we might have to take him off the street. 282 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:05,700 I want to be your pretty baby, 283 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,960 yours and yours and yours. 284 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:14,770 The search for your fugitive may take you to some strange and unusual places. 285 00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:17,850 Just keep telling yourself this. 286 00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:20,890 Wherever you are, you belong. 287 00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:24,010 A bounty hunter is not a tourist. 288 00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:27,890 A bounty hunter is a citizen of the world. 289 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,550 I am a citizen of the world. 290 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,570 I am a citizen of the world. 291 00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:38,490 Excuse me. 292 00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:40,010 What are you doing? 293 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,680 Oh, I'm going in to see Mr. Schwartz. 294 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,200 You can't go in there. 295 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,800 You can't be in here. 296 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,340 Where is he? I don't know. 297 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,540 What do you mean you don't know? 298 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,540 Skokie? Skokie? 299 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,320 Do you have any idea what your boss does for a hobby? 300 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,740 He's a very private person. 301 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,140 What are you doing? 302 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,200 Your boss is going to get himself killed, and I'm going to stop him before 303 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200 does. Give me that. 304 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,440 That is Mr. 305 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:06,700 Schwartz's private property. 306 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,020 Let me tell you something about Mr. 307 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,280 Schwartz. 308 00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:11,350 The wife. 309 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,210 Mrs. George! 310 00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:17,130 It's everything. Where is he? 311 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:20,190 Where's Mel? We need to talk to him right now. 312 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:23,330 The guy from the baby store totally flaked. 313 00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:25,250 The grids in pieces. 314 00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,370 The room's a mess. 315 00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:29,930 I can't find any of the phone numbers I need. 316 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,150 Oh, God. 317 00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:34,070 I'm sure he'll be back any minute. 318 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,750 Susan? 319 00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:38,750 Is everything okay? 320 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:42,030 I haven't eaten since breakfast. 321 00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:44,450 Oh, well, let's get you to the kitchen. 322 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,720 Hello? 323 00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:34,540 Over here? 324 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,660 Hey, Bubba! 325 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,500 What? 326 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,400 Unlock it, Vikram. 327 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:46,830 Dumpy McNeil, big guy, ponytail. 328 00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:48,630 You been in here lately? 329 00:23:49,150 --> 00:23:50,150 Who are you? 330 00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:54,530 Look, I'm a bounty hunter. 331 00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:55,870 What? 332 00:23:58,190 --> 00:23:59,650 A bounty hunter. 333 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,690 I'm a bounty hunter, all right? 334 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,840 a citizen's rest. 335 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960 You are all under arrest. I do have that power. 336 00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:44,420 A little darts. 337 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,260 Listen, I think we've all learned an important lesson here today. 338 00:24:49,060 --> 00:24:53,980 Can't we just... One, two, three. 339 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,400 There's no misunderstanding. 340 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:11,280 This guy's a damn bounty hunter. 341 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,100 A bounty hunter? 342 00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:16,900 No, no, no, no, no. This guy's no bounty. He's an accountant. 343 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:19,300 What are you doing? You're killing my street cred here. 344 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,260 Have you ever seen a bounty hunter before? I mean, look at this guy. 345 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,299 Look at him. 346 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,780 Does he look like a bounty hunter? 347 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,480 Nah, he don't look like no bounty hunter. Oh, good. I'll just untie him 348 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:32,180 But you do. 349 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,140 Yeah, well, that's a different story. 350 00:25:39,630 --> 00:25:44,650 I'm not bothering you. I'm just... Well, Mel, tell your friends here. 351 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,970 Tell them exactly... Mel? 352 00:25:47,390 --> 00:25:48,950 Meat. You hold him. 353 00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:50,650 I'll check his pockets. 354 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:51,950 Oh, meat. 355 00:25:52,830 --> 00:25:53,830 Well, 356 00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:55,130 what do we got here? 357 00:25:56,070 --> 00:25:57,070 Davalin's bail bonds. 358 00:25:57,490 --> 00:25:58,449 Oh, that's the mistake. 359 00:25:58,450 --> 00:25:59,450 You see, that shouldn't be there. 360 00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:04,710 There's a very funny story behind that, actually, though, if you'd like to hear 361 00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:05,710 it. 362 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:29,500 Why don't you tell us what happened to you? 363 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:35,620 Oh, it was just a misunderstanding. 364 00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:38,580 Go on. 365 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,720 Well, you see, I had to go to this biker bar. 366 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:46,100 I didn't want to go to the bar. 367 00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:48,240 Believe me, I didn't want to go. 368 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,660 I had to help out a friend. 369 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,240 Mel Schwartz? 370 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:54,980 That's right. 371 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,480 Tell us about Mel Schwartz. 372 00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:06,760 What's it like when you see him? 373 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:08,900 What's it like? 374 00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:14,840 I'll tell you what it's like. It's a pain in the neck is what it's like. 375 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,580 Can't you make him go away? 376 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,640 I wish I could. Believe me. 377 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,760 Is he here right now? 378 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,480 Who? 379 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,600 Mel Schwartz. 380 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,080 Is he what? 381 00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:39,380 Is he in the room? 382 00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:47,740 Are you Mel Schwartz? 383 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,880 Are you Mel Schwartz? Are you Mel Schwartz? No, I don't think so. So I 384 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,600 think Mel Schwartz is in the room. No, the answer would be no. 385 00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:57,580 What's he writing? 386 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,760 Linda. 387 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,460 Linda, just calm down. Take it easy. 388 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,180 Tell me to calm down. 389 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,860 Every one of your clients has called today. Two of the partners stopped by, 390 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:09,440 your wife is looking for you. 391 00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:11,840 I can't keep telling people you're in Skokie. 392 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,520 Just a couple more hours, I swear, then I'm back at the office. 393 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:16,240 Where are you? 394 00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:19,540 Acres Motel on Lincoln, but that's for emergencies only. 395 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,600 Mel, this has to stop. 396 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,040 You need to come back where you belong. 397 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,300 Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 398 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:30,280 I'll pay this afternoon. 399 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,460 So, you're sure this guy's here? 400 00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:38,800 Unit 51. 401 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,480 Checked in yesterday. 402 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,400 Thanks, pal. 403 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,900 We've been on the QT. 404 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:46,980 Whatever. 405 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:51,300 I need to see my husband. 406 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,260 He's not here. 407 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,980 Where is he, Linda? 408 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,720 And don't tell me, Skokie! 409 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,360 Is he having an affair? 410 00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:05,270 No. Is he seeing someone else? 411 00:29:05,530 --> 00:29:08,590 No. Is he leaving me? Oh, no. 412 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:10,270 No, he's just been done. 413 00:29:10,910 --> 00:29:11,910 I'm begging you. 414 00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:16,750 I am nine and a half months pregnant, but I will get down on my knees and beg. 415 00:29:17,710 --> 00:29:19,670 Where is my husband? 416 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:39,999 Calm down, Gary. 417 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,260 Calm down. It was a disaster. 418 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,040 I'll tell you what. Ten to one, those people are talking about locking me up 419 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,280 right now. And you know what the crazy part is? There's a crazy part? It might 420 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,600 not be such a bad idea. Gary. I'm serious. 421 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,060 A couple weeks in a psych ward seems like a vacation about now. 422 00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:56,200 Oh, yeah. Right up until the point where they give you electroshock therapy. 423 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,940 They still do that? 424 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,280 Oh, yeah. 425 00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:02,980 Amateur bounty hunter disappeared. 426 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:05,300 You're killing me, Mel. 427 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,560 Are you looking for me? 428 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:05,860 Who raised me up? 429 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,920 Hey! Let him go. 430 00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:10,900 Who the hell are you? 431 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,380 I'm gonna kill you. 432 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,960 Him? 433 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:29,000 Stumpy? I was doing just fine without you. 434 00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:33,020 I had the situation under control. 435 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,880 All right. 436 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,400 I got here first, you know. 437 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:39,260 Leg irons. 438 00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:01,940 It's not what you think. 439 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,660 You're... You're... Susan, honey, love of my life. 440 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,180 I've got something to tell you. 441 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,600 I don't want to hear this. 442 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,400 I'm a bounty hunter. 443 00:33:12,260 --> 00:33:16,480 What? If it's any consolation, Miss Schwartz, he's not very good at it. 444 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,140 No, he's not. 445 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:21,220 Honey, close the door. 446 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,480 Just don't overreact. 447 00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:39,920 I go to bed with an accountant. 448 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,680 I wake up with a bounty hunter. 449 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,300 I don't think I'm overreacting. 450 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:49,320 I'm an accountant and a bounty hunter. 451 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,280 I'm a hyphenate. 452 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,080 But why? 453 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:59,180 I walk into dinner parties. 454 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,360 People ask me what I do for a living. 455 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,800 I get the polite nod, and they head for the hors d 'oeuvres. 456 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,280 That's okay. 457 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,560 Goes with the territory. 458 00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:11,280 But lately, I've been boring myself. 459 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,620 Oh, Mel. 460 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,639 When I was nine years old, I wanted to be an FBI agent. 461 00:34:18,219 --> 00:34:19,900 I sent them a letter and everything. 462 00:34:20,739 --> 00:34:24,020 Mel, everybody wants to be an FBI agent when they're nine. 463 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,218 Not me. 464 00:34:25,219 --> 00:34:26,219 Quiet. 465 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,080 This is my last chance, Susan. 466 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,900 We're going to have this kid. 467 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,060 And when he looks up at me, I want him to see someone he can be proud of. 468 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:38,880 Someone who's had adventures. Someone he finds exciting. 469 00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:41,340 You know, that's just wrong -headed thinking. 470 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:42,359 You mind? 471 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,900 Oh, you think you had an adventure today? 472 00:34:44,139 --> 00:34:46,960 Listen, if it wasn't for this guy right here, you'd be dead. 473 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:48,620 How's that for an adventure? 474 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,520 That's not true, honey. 475 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,880 What do you know, anyway? 476 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:54,300 More than you think. 477 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:59,020 I got two kids. And believe me, they don't want you running around chasing 478 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:00,800 felons. They want you home. 479 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:02,800 They want to have dinner with you. 480 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:06,320 And they want to show you the finger painting they did today at school. 481 00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:07,860 I don't need this. 482 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,240 Where's my pepper spray? 483 00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:12,960 No, no, I got to say, Mel, I agree with them. 484 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,040 Not you, too. 485 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,820 Mel, forget them. 486 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,400 Listen to me. 487 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,460 I'm proud of you. 488 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:23,260 I've always been proud of you. 489 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,160 You're smart. 490 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,920 You're responsible. 491 00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:28,940 You're loyal. 492 00:35:29,740 --> 00:35:32,040 Those are just code words for boring. No. 493 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,200 Never boring. 494 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,980 This baby, he's gonna be lucky to have a dad like you. 495 00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:46,180 Uh -oh. 496 00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:52,340 What? 497 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,400 You want adventure, Mel? 498 00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:56,060 You want excitement? 499 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:57,820 I do. 500 00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,750 Then get... me to the hospital. 501 00:36:00,330 --> 00:36:01,950 My water just broke. 502 00:36:06,490 --> 00:36:10,210 We're never going to make it. We'll make it. Hey, let me drive. What do you 503 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:13,150 think I'm an idiot? Put him in the back. You saw my file. You know what I did 504 00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:14,490 time for? Armed robbery. 505 00:36:14,810 --> 00:36:15,850 I was a getaway driver. 506 00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:17,410 Kill him. Don't look at me. 507 00:36:18,330 --> 00:36:19,790 We got 15 miles to the hospital. 508 00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:22,930 Yeah, rush hour traffic. He had a baby on the way. If you want to get there 509 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,690 before you become a dad, let me drive. 510 00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:31,490 Don't screw around here. I still got the pepper spray. 511 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,129 Get in the car. 512 00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:34,350 Mel, hurry up. You in, honey? 513 00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:38,650 Let's go. 514 00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:52,310 Look at that little guy. 515 00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:54,310 He's got your eyes, bro. 516 00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:56,250 Don't you see it? 517 00:36:57,170 --> 00:36:58,170 Oh, uh... 518 00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:00,170 Oh, yeah. 519 00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:03,310 Look at that noggin. That's going to be one smart kid. 520 00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:06,430 Here comes my ride. 521 00:37:07,230 --> 00:37:08,230 Hi, fellas. 522 00:37:08,630 --> 00:37:09,630 Listen, Odessa. 523 00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:10,870 Call me Dumpy. 524 00:37:11,030 --> 00:37:13,970 When you get settled, I'm going to come visit. 525 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,970 Set up that college fund for your kids. Insurance trust the works. 526 00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:21,370 Well, I don't know. I don't have a whole hell of a lot of savings. You got time. 527 00:37:21,810 --> 00:37:25,090 And with the power of compounding interest, your boys will be all right. 528 00:37:25,470 --> 00:37:26,470 Hey, thanks, man. 529 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,680 Keep him out of trouble, will you? 530 00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:30,040 Oh, yeah, I'll try. 531 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,600 All right, guys. 532 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,000 Hey, listen, if you let me drive, I'll show you a whole bunch of shortcuts. 533 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:37,540 Let's go, big guy. 534 00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:46,620 Congratulations. 535 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,300 He's really something, isn't he? 536 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,920 Yes, he is. 537 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,020 Say, you're not going to be doing any more of the... Donnie, honey? 538 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,080 Don't worry. Good. 539 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,540 Somewhere between the motel and the hospital, I seem to have reclaimed my 540 00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:06,020 sanity. In fact, I want you to have these. 541 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,500 The bounty hunter, of course. 542 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,600 Most of them, anyway. 543 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:14,420 My way of saying thanks for saving my life back there. 544 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:15,740 Oh, well, you're welcome. 545 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:17,580 And in the bar. 546 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,080 Yeah. 547 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,440 And in the alley. 548 00:38:23,530 --> 00:38:26,150 If there's ever anything I could do for you. Well, no, that's all right, really. 549 00:38:26,290 --> 00:38:27,730 I think you've done enough. 550 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:30,750 Well, 551 00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:37,990 as a matter of fact, I really... Dr. 552 00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:39,890 Stoneman? Mr. Hobson? 553 00:38:40,630 --> 00:38:42,430 I'd like you to meet Mel. 554 00:38:42,970 --> 00:38:44,010 Mel Schwartz. 555 00:38:45,050 --> 00:38:46,050 Mel. 556 00:38:46,730 --> 00:38:47,930 This is Mel. 557 00:38:48,270 --> 00:38:50,410 Schwartz. Mel Schwartz. In the flesh. Pleasure to meet you. 558 00:38:50,999 --> 00:38:54,360 Mel Schwartz as an accountant turned bounty hunter, Mel Schwartz? That's me. 559 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,180 Of course, I'm just an accountant these days. 560 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:58,700 Your friend here convinced me to retire from all that craziness. 561 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,460 And I'm not paying him to say that either. Go ahead, Schwartz, mighty. 562 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,960 Mr. Schwartz, your wife is asking for you. I'll be right there. We just had a 563 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,460 boy. What do you need, driver's license, library card? Forget it, forget it. I 564 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:09,078 believe you. 565 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,080 Go on, go on. 566 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,240 Thanks again. 567 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,940 Looks like I owe you an apology. 568 00:39:17,210 --> 00:39:18,470 Why don't you tell it to the judge? 569 00:39:18,730 --> 00:39:20,810 I'll file my report as soon as I get back to my office. 570 00:39:21,090 --> 00:39:21,988 Good, good. 571 00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:25,110 Mr. Hobson, are you free Wednesday afternoons? 572 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,348 How's that? 573 00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:31,430 Well, I no longer believe that you pose a threat to yourself or the society at 574 00:39:31,430 --> 00:39:35,450 large, but it's my professional opinion that you could use some therapy. 575 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:37,330 Lots of therapy. 576 00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:39,030 Really? 577 00:39:39,650 --> 00:39:40,650 Okay. 578 00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:42,810 In case you change your mind. 579 00:39:44,230 --> 00:39:45,230 No, thank you. 580 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,640 Chasing fugitives is not for everyone. 581 00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,960 It may not be the job for you. 582 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:14,220 What's important in this life is that you're honest with yourself. 583 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:24,240 It's like my daddy used to say, wherever you go, whatever you do, be happy in 584 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,240 your work. 585 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:08,160 Audrey always promised that she would take care of her sister's children 586 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,320 anything happen to her. 587 00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:13,740 But it's a much easier thing to say than actually do. But like love, acceptance 588 00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:17,420 and family, life's miracles can never be taken for granted. 589 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:19,900 Escape with us in a touching story. 590 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,760 Audrey's Reign, next.