1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:05,720 Provided by Synchronized 2 00:00:05,884 --> 00:00:11,393 Okay. The right combination is to say X is one of those 3 00:00:11,513 --> 00:00:12,974 and two of these. 4 00:00:14,308 --> 00:00:16,852 Well, let's take the equation number two. 5 00:00:17,519 --> 00:00:23,162 If I make a picture that satisfies all the X, Y, Z points 6 00:00:23,275 --> 00:00:24,986 that solve this equation, 7 00:00:25,527 --> 00:00:28,030 well, first of all, the origin is not one of them. 8 00:00:28,114 --> 00:00:32,035 X, Y, Z, it being zero, zero, zero, would not solve it. 9 00:00:32,911 --> 00:00:36,539 So, what are some of the points that do solve it? 10 00:00:37,624 --> 00:00:41,336 Now, let's see maybe if X is one and... 11 00:00:43,795 --> 00:00:45,631 Katelyn Ogden was a lot of things, 12 00:00:45,715 --> 00:00:48,384 but she wasn't particularly explosive... 13 00:00:51,512 --> 00:00:53,180 in any sense of the word. 14 00:00:54,223 --> 00:00:56,141 She was a sun dress of a person... 15 00:00:56,935 --> 00:00:59,896 cute, airy, inoffensive. 16 00:01:01,898 --> 00:01:03,733 She was quickly becoming the Dalton twins' 17 00:01:03,816 --> 00:01:06,444 number one marijuana customer at Covington High. 18 00:01:06,527 --> 00:01:08,904 But that's hardly a reason to pop like a zit. 19 00:01:08,987 --> 00:01:10,781 She's all over me! 20 00:01:10,864 --> 00:01:12,741 Spraying all over us. 21 00:01:13,784 --> 00:01:18,289 I wasn't close with Katelyn. She was just, you know, a classmate. 22 00:01:18,373 --> 00:01:20,959 Someone I sat behind or passed in the halls every day 23 00:01:21,042 --> 00:01:23,460 from kindergarten to senior year. 24 00:01:24,671 --> 00:01:26,297 We ran in different circles. 25 00:01:26,381 --> 00:01:29,466 But lots of people liked her. Guys especially. 26 00:01:29,551 --> 00:01:31,135 I was going to ask her to prom. 27 00:01:32,177 --> 00:01:34,513 She was so hot. 28 00:01:34,972 --> 00:01:37,849 I even narrowed down motel room options to two choices. 29 00:01:39,727 --> 00:01:42,063 She was so open-minded. 30 00:01:42,146 --> 00:01:44,524 Jed Hayes was particularly crushed. 31 00:01:46,191 --> 00:01:48,026 - Mara! - Oh, my God, Tess! 32 00:01:48,111 --> 00:01:50,779 - Oh, my God. What happened? - Katelyn exploded. 33 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,156 What? Like a bomb? 34 00:01:52,239 --> 00:01:55,075 No. Like... a balloon? 35 00:01:55,159 --> 00:01:56,243 What? 36 00:01:57,453 --> 00:01:59,079 Oh, my God, your shoes. 37 00:02:01,707 --> 00:02:05,628 Everyone quickly realized Katelyn Ogden was not a suicide bomber, 38 00:02:05,712 --> 00:02:10,048 seeing as the only thing that blew up was Katelyn Ogden. 39 00:02:10,132 --> 00:02:13,135 Her desk remained unscathed by the Ogdenblast. 40 00:02:14,386 --> 00:02:18,849 The only damage her clothes took was cosmetic. 41 00:02:20,059 --> 00:02:22,186 This isn't right. She was just a kid. 42 00:02:22,269 --> 00:02:24,606 It wasn't right. She was just a kid. 43 00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:26,399 This is fucking disgusting. 44 00:02:26,899 --> 00:02:29,611 And it was very fucking disgusting. 45 00:02:30,612 --> 00:02:32,613 After the unprecedented event, 46 00:02:32,696 --> 00:02:35,950 all of our third-period class got taken to the police station. 47 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:38,327 Which was very exciting. 48 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:40,495 We got asked a lot of important questions like... 49 00:02:40,579 --> 00:02:42,624 Did Katelyn ever say anything suspicious? 50 00:02:43,124 --> 00:02:46,127 About wanting to blow up? All the time. 51 00:02:50,422 --> 00:02:51,506 I was kidding. 52 00:02:57,012 --> 00:03:00,140 Then they took all our clothes and let us shower. 53 00:03:00,808 --> 00:03:01,976 Will I get these back? 54 00:03:03,018 --> 00:03:04,603 Do you want these back? 55 00:03:07,815 --> 00:03:09,692 I only washed my hair. 56 00:03:10,737 --> 00:03:12,718 Then they gave us a bunch of ugly-as-shit sweat suits 57 00:03:12,808 --> 00:03:13,983 and made us wait. 58 00:03:25,416 --> 00:03:27,710 It was like a Cronenberg movie. 59 00:03:38,804 --> 00:03:40,597 What do you think happened? 60 00:03:40,682 --> 00:03:43,184 - Aliens? - It wasn't aliens, bro. 61 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:45,352 I'm just saying. She was there, then she wasn't. 62 00:03:45,435 --> 00:03:46,521 It's not fair. 63 00:03:46,938 --> 00:03:48,648 She was so nice. 64 00:03:48,731 --> 00:03:50,399 I was gonna ask her to prom. 65 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:52,317 She was very open-minded. 66 00:03:52,402 --> 00:03:54,529 When the hell are they gonna let us out of here? 67 00:03:54,612 --> 00:03:56,739 When they know it's not gonna happen again. 68 00:03:56,822 --> 00:03:58,448 When what's gonna happen again? 69 00:04:10,378 --> 00:04:11,588 It happened again. 70 00:04:12,297 --> 00:04:14,382 It happened again a lot. 71 00:04:42,409 --> 00:04:44,328 I'm not going to school tomorrow. 72 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:46,956 No shit, sweetheart. 73 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:13,023 - Are you hungry? - No, not really. 74 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:17,487 Do you wanna talk? 75 00:05:18,029 --> 00:05:19,613 I think I just wanna go to bed. 76 00:05:21,657 --> 00:05:22,824 Okay, kiddo. 77 00:05:25,661 --> 00:05:28,289 - You know, we thought it was a shooter. - Dad... 78 00:05:28,373 --> 00:05:31,375 We didn't have any information. They didn't tell us anything. 79 00:05:34,169 --> 00:05:37,339 I'm just trying to say that we're so glad you're okay. 80 00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:43,346 And that your classmates are just regular assholes and not evil. 81 00:05:45,515 --> 00:05:48,017 That is a silver lining. 82 00:05:54,231 --> 00:05:55,357 Good night. 83 00:07:20,276 --> 00:07:23,321 - Is this song... - Yeah, it is definitely sexual. 84 00:07:25,281 --> 00:07:26,531 Right on. 85 00:08:05,029 --> 00:08:07,865 I always wondered what happens to those when someone dies. 86 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:09,866 Fuck me. 87 00:08:10,784 --> 00:08:12,202 I need drugs. 88 00:08:13,870 --> 00:08:14,998 Shrooms? 89 00:08:15,998 --> 00:08:17,249 - Shrooms? - No. 90 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:20,962 Yeah. It's like weed, but a fungi. 91 00:08:21,503 --> 00:08:22,754 I've never had shrooms. 92 00:08:22,839 --> 00:08:25,173 I honestly cannot think of a better time to start. 93 00:08:25,257 --> 00:08:26,758 It's a terrible time to start. 94 00:08:28,928 --> 00:08:30,596 I would love to start. 95 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,020 You're going to make yourself sick. 96 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:40,064 You brew 'em in liquid so that you don't get sick. 97 00:08:40,147 --> 00:08:41,940 That's what Native Americans do. 98 00:08:42,025 --> 00:08:43,651 - In pumpkin spice lattes? - Yeah. 99 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:45,820 Pumpkins. Thanksgiving. 100 00:08:48,781 --> 00:08:49,781 Here. 101 00:08:50,282 --> 00:08:51,993 Oh, my God. I fucking love it. 102 00:08:53,578 --> 00:08:55,440 Tess McNulty and I have been best friends 103 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:56,831 since elementary school. 104 00:08:57,373 --> 00:08:59,124 Will you be my best friend forever? 105 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,668 Obviously. 106 00:09:04,671 --> 00:09:07,591 When Tess' shitbrain dad walked out on her and her mom 107 00:09:07,675 --> 00:09:09,551 we spent a few days at the beach, 108 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,137 and we saw these baller old chicks in kimonos, 109 00:09:12,222 --> 00:09:14,849 smoking a hookah with their toes in the sand. 110 00:09:15,349 --> 00:09:16,850 Let's do this. 111 00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:18,727 It remains our life plan. 112 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,979 - To Katelyn. - To Katelyn. 113 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,320 No. No. 114 00:09:28,403 --> 00:09:30,239 Stop. Stop! 115 00:09:31,199 --> 00:09:33,159 This is... Put... 116 00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:36,079 Are you done? 117 00:09:39,165 --> 00:09:41,041 I didn't know Katelyn that well beyond social media. 118 00:09:41,124 --> 00:09:42,376 Yeah, I know. Me neither. 119 00:09:42,877 --> 00:09:45,128 - Did she get into college yet? - I don't know. 120 00:09:45,213 --> 00:09:47,298 I know she wanted to be a journalist though. 121 00:09:47,382 --> 00:09:49,717 We have too many excellent journalists as it is. 122 00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:56,474 Did Katelyn at least get laid before everything? 123 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:59,309 Oh, yeah. She was a total slut. 124 00:09:59,393 --> 00:10:00,811 You know what? Good for her! 125 00:10:00,895 --> 00:10:03,189 I agree! Get it while the getting is good. 126 00:10:03,272 --> 00:10:05,148 The only downside is high school boys. 127 00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:08,902 I know. I cannot wait to be old. I can't wait to be a cougar. 128 00:10:08,987 --> 00:10:12,406 I'm gonna be like, "Come hither, young man, and pleasure me eagerly." 129 00:10:13,241 --> 00:10:14,867 Hey, mind if I join you guys? 130 00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:19,204 Tess, don't look now, but there's a boy staring at us. 131 00:10:24,127 --> 00:10:25,503 I think he's staring at you. 132 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:27,463 Right you are. 133 00:10:28,631 --> 00:10:30,550 - Hey, Dylan. - Hey, Mara. 134 00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:33,176 - Hey, Tess. - Hi, Dylan. 135 00:10:33,552 --> 00:10:34,595 Thanks. 136 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,513 - How you guys doing? - All right. 137 00:10:36,889 --> 00:10:39,057 Definitely the best memorial service I've ever been to. 138 00:10:39,142 --> 00:10:40,350 Best funeral, too. 139 00:10:40,435 --> 00:10:41,895 Second best for me. 140 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:43,688 My dad's was better. 141 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,565 Well, holy shit, Dylan. 142 00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:49,944 It's okay. The Ogdens can just try harder next time. 143 00:10:50,445 --> 00:10:51,653 Well, holy shit, Dylan. 144 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:55,282 - Am I bombing this banter thing? - Like the end of Dr. Strangelove. 145 00:10:55,366 --> 00:10:56,910 Don't you think that movie is kind of ruined now? 146 00:10:56,993 --> 00:10:58,411 Yeah, I kind of do. 147 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:00,871 What's going on? 148 00:11:00,954 --> 00:11:02,205 Yeah, actually, what is going on? 149 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:06,209 I thought talking to you at the funeral might be icky. 150 00:11:07,003 --> 00:11:08,754 - Icky? - It's an adjective. 151 00:11:08,838 --> 00:11:10,173 Yeah, I know it's an adj... 152 00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:14,844 Holy shit! 153 00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:17,471 - You're the guy! You have a crush on me! - Hello. 154 00:11:17,555 --> 00:11:20,266 - What's going on? - This is the guy. This is dick pic Dylan. 155 00:11:21,225 --> 00:11:22,517 You sent her a dick pic? 156 00:11:22,602 --> 00:11:24,562 No, that would be gross! 157 00:11:24,646 --> 00:11:26,231 He sent me pictures of Richards. 158 00:11:26,314 --> 00:11:28,983 - That's worse! - How is that worse? 159 00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:31,318 - Why did you text me that? - The Richards? 160 00:11:31,402 --> 00:11:33,320 No. The declarative statement. 161 00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,576 Katelyn exploded in the middle of precalc, 162 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:42,163 and it got me thinking about life, in an ironic way, 163 00:11:42,247 --> 00:11:45,375 and what would happen if I popped, you know. 164 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,669 And then you said, it might happen again, 165 00:11:47,752 --> 00:11:52,131 and I was like, I gotta get shit done, in case she's right. 166 00:11:59,805 --> 00:12:02,349 Do you wanna go to the ladies room with me? 167 00:12:04,352 --> 00:12:05,895 Come on. It'll be fun. 168 00:12:05,978 --> 00:12:07,729 She's gonna go to the bathroom and throw up 169 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,565 because she just drank a shitload of mushrooms 170 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:11,733 and she wants you to hold her hair back. 171 00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:14,736 In that case... 172 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:21,869 I'm not usually like this. I can usually really hold my drugs. 173 00:12:23,704 --> 00:12:25,290 Also, I usually never do drugs. 174 00:12:25,373 --> 00:12:27,499 We live in strange and unusual times. 175 00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:28,959 That is so true. 176 00:12:34,799 --> 00:12:36,718 There are a lot of you. 177 00:12:39,595 --> 00:12:40,596 How many? 178 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,349 I'll throw up if I count, but more than one. 179 00:12:43,974 --> 00:12:45,183 That's awesome. 180 00:12:46,227 --> 00:12:48,146 - You should make out. - All right. 181 00:12:50,064 --> 00:12:51,482 How do I do that? 182 00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:53,276 With your tongues. 183 00:12:54,109 --> 00:12:55,527 Oh, shit. 184 00:13:05,913 --> 00:13:10,125 I saw Katelyn's dad scratch her stick figure sticker off the back of his car. 185 00:13:10,209 --> 00:13:14,046 I always wondered what happens to those when someone dies. 186 00:13:14,129 --> 00:13:16,590 What happens is, I get shroomed. 187 00:13:17,425 --> 00:13:19,844 Hey, did you see Katelyn... 188 00:13:19,927 --> 00:13:21,762 Go boom? No. 189 00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:23,723 Did you? 190 00:13:24,766 --> 00:13:26,017 I only heard it. 191 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:32,190 It's weird being right there and missing it. 192 00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:37,402 Like, I'm sad I missed it and that makes me feel terrible. 193 00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:41,950 Yeah. No, it must be so invigorating. 194 00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:44,576 Invigorating. 195 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:49,414 Okay. 196 00:13:53,795 --> 00:13:54,921 You okay? 197 00:14:01,094 --> 00:14:02,594 Thanks for saying you like me. 198 00:14:03,387 --> 00:14:04,388 Sure. 199 00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:08,267 Hey, would you want to come with me to the homecoming game? 200 00:14:11,771 --> 00:14:12,772 What? 201 00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:16,733 I'm trying to think of a reason to say no. 202 00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:21,906 - I could give you some. - Shoot. 203 00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:25,660 Well, maybe just homecoming sucks? 204 00:14:25,743 --> 00:14:27,494 Yeah, but it's fun to make fun of. 205 00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:30,540 - Plus, Halloween. - Yeah, okay. 206 00:14:31,373 --> 00:14:36,461 Then maybe I'm just a guy who is interested in grief-induced sex. 207 00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,715 Way sluttier girls than me, though. 208 00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,718 Probably wouldn't stick around while I hurled either. 209 00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:43,802 True. 210 00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:47,431 Well, maybe you just don't really know me. 211 00:14:48,892 --> 00:14:50,350 But I do know you. 212 00:14:50,435 --> 00:14:52,103 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 213 00:14:52,936 --> 00:14:54,605 You're in a bunch of my classes. 214 00:14:55,147 --> 00:14:57,566 You're a movie nerd. You're pretty cute. 215 00:14:58,776 --> 00:15:01,445 Your dad died when a bunch of manure fell on him. 216 00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:05,742 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I just realized I said that out loud. 217 00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:07,811 Now you have to come to the game with me. 218 00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:09,494 I really do. 219 00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:11,915 - I'm so sorry. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 220 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,708 I blame the shrooms. 221 00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:16,377 Okay. Yes. Thank you. 222 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:19,255 My dad was a farmer. 223 00:15:19,339 --> 00:15:20,882 But he died of a heart attack. 224 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:24,927 The rumor of him being crushed to death by shit is false. 225 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:28,223 And impossible, if you've seen any Back to the Future movie. 226 00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:33,185 Kids are cruel. 227 00:15:34,061 --> 00:15:36,563 - I'm really sorry. - It's okay. 228 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:39,441 We're all cruel. 229 00:15:46,199 --> 00:15:47,450 Today was weird. 230 00:15:49,953 --> 00:15:51,161 Tonight was all right. 231 00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:55,833 Yeah. Tonight was all right. 232 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:05,969 This isn't gonna become a regular thing, right? 233 00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:08,428 The intoxication? 234 00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:12,933 No. No. I just needed... 235 00:16:15,853 --> 00:16:17,479 I don't know what I needed. 236 00:16:19,607 --> 00:16:21,150 Have you cried yet? 237 00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:25,363 Have you? 238 00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:28,115 I cry all the time. 239 00:16:33,246 --> 00:16:35,665 It's just not the same without the blood. 240 00:16:35,748 --> 00:16:37,416 I just look like a stupid prom queen. 241 00:16:37,499 --> 00:16:40,127 I should have just dressed up as a sexy witch too. 242 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,962 I'm just a normal witch. 243 00:16:42,046 --> 00:16:43,381 Not even cleavagey. 244 00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,966 Girl, your sexiness is unavoidable. 245 00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:50,178 Shit. They've built her a shrine. 246 00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:55,475 Hey, there's dick pic. 247 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,436 Hello, Quaker Oats. 248 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,688 Are you supposed to be Carrie? 249 00:16:58,771 --> 00:17:00,899 Yes! Oh, my God, thank you! 250 00:17:00,982 --> 00:17:03,067 Yeah. No, it's great. I mean, it would have been really cool... 251 00:17:03,151 --> 00:17:05,403 - Don't say it. - I know. Katelyn fucked it up. 252 00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,197 I mean, she didn't intentionally... 253 00:17:09,281 --> 00:17:10,657 You're making it worse. 254 00:17:13,912 --> 00:17:15,079 Your hat. 255 00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:18,874 Hey, will you stop? I don't know you. 256 00:17:24,422 --> 00:17:28,092 So, what gives, Hipster Oats? 257 00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,552 Our football team are the Quakers. 258 00:17:30,637 --> 00:17:34,224 No, not your costume. The crush you say you have on me. 259 00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:38,770 I want, like, a timeline. 260 00:17:42,941 --> 00:17:44,108 So... 261 00:17:45,818 --> 00:17:46,902 First day of school. 262 00:17:46,985 --> 00:17:48,820 New town after my dad died. 263 00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:52,700 First time I saw you is right after Spiros introduced me in front of the class. 264 00:17:52,783 --> 00:17:54,785 You must be Dylan. Welcome. 265 00:17:55,244 --> 00:17:57,913 Class, I'd like for you to meet Mr. Dylan Hovemeyer. 266 00:17:57,996 --> 00:18:02,377 He's new here, so please, don't be yourselves. Be nice. 267 00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:09,508 It was a good first impression. 268 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,345 A few weeks later, I saw you at the Moonlight, 269 00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:16,265 and when Jed tried wrapping his arm around you... 270 00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:23,565 And then, on the day after the election... 271 00:18:25,148 --> 00:18:27,067 Mara, why are you wearing that? 272 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,111 Because I'm motherfucking grieving. 273 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,113 You got detention for the profanity. 274 00:18:31,196 --> 00:18:32,948 Motherfucking worth it. 275 00:18:34,449 --> 00:18:37,244 It's clichéd, but you wrote a poem last spring 276 00:18:37,328 --> 00:18:39,702 that made me feel like you understood me, 277 00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:41,708 even though we barely talked. 278 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:44,084 I friended you on Facebook afterwards. 279 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,961 I looked at your pictures sometimes. 280 00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:48,755 I even gave you my number, but I think you forgot 281 00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:51,050 or never saved it in your phone. 282 00:18:51,134 --> 00:18:54,637 I hoped we'd run into each other during the summer but never did. 283 00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:58,611 And then it was senior year and I thought, why try? 284 00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:00,118 We're going to college. 285 00:19:00,768 --> 00:19:06,524 And that made me sad, because you seemed so cool and original. 286 00:19:08,443 --> 00:19:09,694 But then... 287 00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:14,240 When Katelyn died, I didn't see you anywhere. 288 00:19:16,074 --> 00:19:18,744 You had two backpacks. One of them was hers. 289 00:19:22,415 --> 00:19:23,707 Are you okay? 290 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,460 I don't know what to do with this. 291 00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:28,170 I can take care of it for you. 292 00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:38,680 When what happens again? 293 00:19:45,187 --> 00:19:47,314 And when you said it might happen again, 294 00:19:47,397 --> 00:19:51,026 I thought, whoa, maybe I've been wasting my entire life 295 00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:53,987 preparing for a year that may never come for me. 296 00:19:54,071 --> 00:19:55,489 So fuck it. 297 00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:57,241 I'm going to tell you how I feel. 298 00:19:57,324 --> 00:20:00,035 I'm going to spend my savings on a car. 299 00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:02,829 I'm not going to be scared anymore. I'm not... 300 00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:07,210 Wait, are you even listening to me? 301 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,003 Yeah. Sorry. No. 302 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,922 Seriously, that was wonderful. 303 00:20:12,005 --> 00:20:14,551 I don't want you to think I was not paying attention... 304 00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:18,012 'Cause it kind of looks like you're just taking pictures of the game. 305 00:20:18,096 --> 00:20:21,057 No! No. Not of the game. Never of the game. 306 00:20:22,224 --> 00:20:26,436 I'm waiting for the "We Love Cocks" moment. 307 00:20:27,146 --> 00:20:30,399 I would have never guessed that was what was about to be said. 308 00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:32,651 Okay. Look. 309 00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:33,790 Every game, 310 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:38,156 Harper Wie, Perry Love and Steve Cox, for just one brief moment, 311 00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:41,035 line up for the "We Love Cocks" moment. 312 00:20:41,118 --> 00:20:43,829 - That's so immature. - It really is. 313 00:20:52,129 --> 00:20:53,755 I have a moment for you... 314 00:20:54,756 --> 00:20:56,466 where I knew I liked you. 315 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,929 You like me? 316 00:21:00,847 --> 00:21:01,973 Maybe. 317 00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:07,853 It was, like, forever ago. 318 00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:11,608 And I was just chilling and then you looked me in the eye and you said, 319 00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:13,108 "Mara... 320 00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:16,778 we love cocks." 321 00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:20,616 Mara... 322 00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:24,287 we love cocks. 323 00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:31,586 Did something happen? 324 00:22:09,749 --> 00:22:12,752 Perry Love was that guy that just made everything better. 325 00:22:13,378 --> 00:22:16,798 He was like air conditioning. And then he was news. 326 00:22:17,506 --> 00:22:18,799 We all became news. 327 00:22:18,883 --> 00:22:22,679 The popping was given the sexy moniker of "The Covington Curse." 328 00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:24,888 Stupid fucking curse. 329 00:22:24,973 --> 00:22:26,849 By the way, Perry Love was gay. 330 00:22:26,933 --> 00:22:28,935 I didn't even know that until the memorial. 331 00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:32,647 And when my bro came out to us in sixth grade, we loved him. 332 00:22:33,397 --> 00:22:34,523 Come on. 333 00:22:34,607 --> 00:22:36,149 Because he was our best bro. 334 00:22:37,651 --> 00:22:39,278 And we're progressive like that. 335 00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:42,156 Our boy... 336 00:22:43,907 --> 00:22:46,535 Our boy was too much rock for this world, bitch! 337 00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:53,084 It was a nice moment. 338 00:22:53,710 --> 00:22:55,586 Of course, what we didn't know at the time was... 339 00:22:55,669 --> 00:22:57,129 School's canceled. 340 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,551 For how long? 341 00:23:05,722 --> 00:23:07,639 But we're just going to keep applying to colleges. 342 00:23:07,724 --> 00:23:10,560 So you'll be all set once this blows over. 343 00:23:17,191 --> 00:23:18,610 Well, at least now you can't say, 344 00:23:18,693 --> 00:23:20,820 "Things were so much harder back in my day." 345 00:23:23,114 --> 00:23:24,490 You're right. 346 00:23:25,657 --> 00:23:27,659 You have it way worse. 347 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,021 Oh, my God. 348 00:23:55,812 --> 00:23:58,815 Of course, you don't drive a Hyundai or something like that. 349 00:23:59,608 --> 00:24:01,235 It reminded me of this Springsteen song. 350 00:24:01,819 --> 00:24:04,238 - Which one? - The one about the milk truck driver. 351 00:24:04,321 --> 00:24:06,448 There's a Springsteen song about a milk truck driver? 352 00:24:06,531 --> 00:24:10,035 - Guess you'll have to find out. - I swear to God, I'm never gonna find out. 353 00:24:10,118 --> 00:24:11,454 I just bought it today. 354 00:24:12,829 --> 00:24:14,040 Why? 355 00:24:16,626 --> 00:24:20,546 I was saving up for a college car, but then I thought I might die tomorrow. 356 00:24:20,629 --> 00:24:22,839 - So I went to the dealer... - Of milk trucks. 357 00:24:22,924 --> 00:24:26,635 And I saw it and I laughed and I thought other people would laugh too. 358 00:24:26,718 --> 00:24:29,054 It was cheap, so why not? 359 00:24:30,056 --> 00:24:32,225 Just get me through till graduation, baby. 360 00:24:32,766 --> 00:24:34,226 That should be our school slogan. 361 00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:35,895 It really should. 362 00:24:36,479 --> 00:24:37,522 You ready to go? 363 00:24:38,106 --> 00:24:39,273 In your milk truck? 364 00:24:40,108 --> 00:24:41,108 Fuck, yeah. 365 00:24:41,693 --> 00:24:42,694 Fuck, no! 366 00:24:43,444 --> 00:24:45,070 We are never forgetting them! 367 00:24:50,618 --> 00:24:52,160 - I love you, bro. - I love you too, man. 368 00:24:52,244 --> 00:24:54,121 I love you guys too. 369 00:24:58,083 --> 00:24:59,793 I really need this drink. Can I take it? Please? 370 00:24:59,878 --> 00:25:01,962 - Why, why, why? - Please, please. I'm gonna grab it. 371 00:25:02,045 --> 00:25:04,006 - Okay? - Okay. 372 00:25:04,089 --> 00:25:05,257 Have fun. 373 00:25:13,891 --> 00:25:15,309 You wanna go for a walk? 374 00:25:16,185 --> 00:25:17,477 I love walks. 375 00:25:26,862 --> 00:25:29,740 - How's your drink? - It's very tequila-y. 376 00:25:30,574 --> 00:25:33,785 Hey, are you drinking... Yeah, you're drinking straight tequila. 377 00:25:33,869 --> 00:25:35,954 I mean... no? 378 00:25:37,122 --> 00:25:38,790 I'm just drinking beer. 379 00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:40,209 Drink big, bro! 380 00:25:41,461 --> 00:25:43,712 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 381 00:25:43,795 --> 00:25:46,089 What if alcohol is what makes it happen? 382 00:25:48,009 --> 00:25:49,676 No! 383 00:25:57,851 --> 00:25:59,228 What do you think does? 384 00:26:00,812 --> 00:26:01,813 I don't know. 385 00:26:01,897 --> 00:26:04,192 - That's not good enough! - Well, I don't! 386 00:26:04,775 --> 00:26:07,695 The cosmic bullshit of the universe, right? 387 00:26:08,487 --> 00:26:10,489 - Lame. - I'm sorry. 388 00:26:15,954 --> 00:26:18,539 I'm writing this book called All The Feels. 389 00:26:19,081 --> 00:26:21,416 It's about this guy who when he touches people, 390 00:26:21,501 --> 00:26:23,795 he takes all their feelings and then they die. 391 00:26:25,379 --> 00:26:28,675 I just wanted you to know something about me that no one else does. 392 00:26:29,425 --> 00:26:31,636 - Are you drunk? - Dude, yeah. 393 00:26:32,427 --> 00:26:34,054 - Are you? - No. 394 00:26:35,764 --> 00:26:37,516 How many cups have you had? 395 00:26:39,644 --> 00:26:40,770 I don't know. 396 00:26:41,354 --> 00:26:42,772 Oh, shit. 397 00:26:45,023 --> 00:26:46,650 Tell me something, just for me. 398 00:26:49,861 --> 00:26:53,532 Okay, well, after my dad died, 399 00:26:54,199 --> 00:26:59,037 I would go to this old barn with a tape player 400 00:26:59,121 --> 00:27:00,914 and dance by myself. 401 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:03,792 Like, to Bon Jovi. 402 00:27:05,419 --> 00:27:07,379 Yeah, I'd just cry and dance 403 00:27:07,463 --> 00:27:11,216 and then rewind and cry and dance. 404 00:27:11,301 --> 00:27:13,970 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 405 00:27:14,596 --> 00:27:16,848 And people are literally blowing up. 406 00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:21,977 Actually, they're not just people. 407 00:27:22,686 --> 00:27:24,522 They're seniors. 408 00:27:24,606 --> 00:27:26,733 - Is that true? - Yeah. 409 00:27:28,358 --> 00:27:30,611 Also, we stopped walking. 410 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:34,699 The shocks keep coming. 411 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,129 I really wanna kiss you, man. 412 00:27:49,630 --> 00:27:50,756 Yeah? 413 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,926 Yeah. 414 00:28:21,788 --> 00:28:23,998 - We should probably go, right? - No. 415 00:28:30,504 --> 00:28:32,005 You taste like tequila. 416 00:28:48,689 --> 00:28:50,148 Fuck me. 417 00:28:59,826 --> 00:29:02,662 Special Agent Rosetti. Thank you, ladies, for coming in. 418 00:29:03,245 --> 00:29:06,791 Let me be the first to say, I'm... I'm truly sorry. 419 00:29:06,874 --> 00:29:09,752 - It's okay. - Yeah. I mean, it could be worse, right? 420 00:29:09,836 --> 00:29:11,253 We could be Republicans. 421 00:29:12,714 --> 00:29:13,755 That was funny. 422 00:29:14,590 --> 00:29:15,800 Thank you. 423 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:19,387 So, you ladies blow people up? 424 00:29:20,804 --> 00:29:21,889 No, ma'am. 425 00:29:23,057 --> 00:29:25,101 Do you think there's someone killing everyone? 426 00:29:25,184 --> 00:29:27,603 I think we've effectively ruled that out. 427 00:29:27,686 --> 00:29:31,064 I mean, unless there's a mad scientist or a warlock on the loose. 428 00:29:31,148 --> 00:29:35,069 Kids are literally blowing up, so, I mean, that could be a possibility, right? 429 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:37,571 If you believe in warlocks. 430 00:29:38,572 --> 00:29:40,699 I don't know what I believe anymore. 431 00:29:41,909 --> 00:29:44,954 Do you have any idea why it's happening, though? 432 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:48,916 At the moment, no. 433 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,461 But we're close to figuring it out. 434 00:29:54,254 --> 00:29:55,881 Or so I'm told. 435 00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,844 Wait, so what you're saying is, we're fucked. 436 00:29:59,927 --> 00:30:02,512 No. What I'm saying is that I need help. 437 00:30:03,973 --> 00:30:07,518 Listen. Everyone's scared, and scared people all want the same thing. 438 00:30:07,601 --> 00:30:09,102 Which is? 439 00:30:09,686 --> 00:30:11,272 To survive. 440 00:30:12,314 --> 00:30:13,941 - Right. - Yeah. 441 00:30:14,692 --> 00:30:16,861 - We would actually love to survive. - Yeah. 442 00:30:16,945 --> 00:30:18,655 - That'd be sick. - Good. 443 00:30:19,321 --> 00:30:21,031 So bring me something. 444 00:30:22,992 --> 00:30:24,284 What do you want? 445 00:30:26,454 --> 00:30:27,454 Drugs? 446 00:30:27,538 --> 00:30:29,082 That's what she said. 447 00:30:29,165 --> 00:30:31,333 She thinks drugs is making us pop? 448 00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:33,836 I think it's less accusational and more, 449 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:37,464 what the holy fuck is going on, let's rule shit out-onal. 450 00:30:37,881 --> 00:30:41,677 So, you're not gonna tell this Scully wannabe they came from us? 451 00:30:41,761 --> 00:30:45,264 Girl, do I look like Benicio Del Toro to you? 452 00:30:47,934 --> 00:30:49,185 I don't know what that means. 453 00:30:49,269 --> 00:30:52,105 Me neither. I need to rewatch Traffic. 454 00:30:53,647 --> 00:30:55,233 We're gonna sidebar. 455 00:30:55,316 --> 00:30:57,151 - Do your thing. - Okay. 456 00:31:00,362 --> 00:31:01,780 What? What do you think? 457 00:31:01,864 --> 00:31:04,075 I think we gotta get rid of them. 458 00:31:04,867 --> 00:31:06,578 - I got her to go for it too. - Okay. 459 00:31:07,869 --> 00:31:10,706 All right, we're down. What do you want? 460 00:31:10,790 --> 00:31:12,124 That's the best part. 461 00:31:12,207 --> 00:31:14,252 America's reimbursing me. 462 00:31:16,337 --> 00:31:18,464 - So you're buying... - Everything. 463 00:31:23,552 --> 00:31:24,637 God bless America! 464 00:31:24,721 --> 00:31:27,098 Okay. I'm gonna get the keys. 465 00:31:27,181 --> 00:31:28,266 Keys? 466 00:31:29,725 --> 00:31:31,685 We don't keep our shit at home. 467 00:31:33,061 --> 00:31:34,605 We hide it. 468 00:31:34,688 --> 00:31:36,608 Never know when the feds are gonna fuck ya. 469 00:31:38,650 --> 00:31:40,360 I have a question. 470 00:31:40,445 --> 00:31:41,820 Suitcase-related? 471 00:31:41,905 --> 00:31:43,531 Suitcase-related. 472 00:31:43,615 --> 00:31:45,866 - Leaving Jersey tomorrow. - Yeah. 473 00:31:45,949 --> 00:31:47,659 Getting the fuck outta Dodge. 474 00:31:47,743 --> 00:31:49,286 Do you guys think it's Covington? 475 00:31:49,369 --> 00:31:52,456 I don't know what it is, but I also don't really want to find out. 476 00:31:53,332 --> 00:31:55,834 So how you been holding up during all this garbage? 477 00:31:57,086 --> 00:31:58,630 Hanging in, yo. 478 00:31:58,713 --> 00:32:00,798 Started making out with a real sweet boy. 479 00:32:00,881 --> 00:32:02,674 No shit! Who? 480 00:32:02,759 --> 00:32:04,135 I'll see you in twenty. Don't do shrooms! 481 00:32:04,593 --> 00:32:05,761 Hovemeyer. 482 00:32:07,096 --> 00:32:08,431 You know, the world is a cra... 483 00:32:17,564 --> 00:32:20,484 Fuck! Go, go, go! 484 00:32:20,568 --> 00:32:22,153 - Fuck! - It's flooded with Joe. 485 00:32:22,236 --> 00:32:24,112 Hurry! Jenna, come on! 486 00:32:24,196 --> 00:32:27,282 Wait. I can't see anything. I can't... 487 00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:30,202 - Put your foot on the brake. - His shoes are there. 488 00:32:30,285 --> 00:32:32,537 I'll move his shoes. Just steer. 489 00:33:22,463 --> 00:33:23,589 Mara! 490 00:33:25,215 --> 00:33:26,426 Mara! 491 00:33:30,637 --> 00:33:31,805 Mara! 492 00:33:32,557 --> 00:33:33,683 Mara! 493 00:33:34,766 --> 00:33:35,893 Mara. 494 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,147 Are you okay? Are you okay? 495 00:33:42,191 --> 00:33:44,861 Are you okay? Where's Joe and Jenna? 496 00:33:44,944 --> 00:33:47,655 - I think they're dead. - They are? 497 00:33:49,156 --> 00:33:53,160 I tried to get them off, but they won't come out of my clothes. 498 00:33:54,287 --> 00:33:55,954 I thought it was you. 499 00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:18,560 No. Dude, the sweat suit? 500 00:34:18,644 --> 00:34:21,104 Sorry, I just didn't have time to think. 501 00:34:21,897 --> 00:34:23,191 I'm not wearing this. 502 00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:28,446 Hey, I called Rosetti. 503 00:34:29,571 --> 00:34:30,573 Smart. 504 00:34:40,917 --> 00:34:42,669 What was it like? 505 00:34:47,214 --> 00:34:49,341 It really fucking sucked. 506 00:35:03,689 --> 00:35:06,108 What the hell is this ET bullshit? 507 00:35:09,403 --> 00:35:11,488 Hey. Hey. 508 00:35:11,573 --> 00:35:13,282 Hey, get your fucking hands off of him! 509 00:35:13,365 --> 00:35:16,201 - Hey, get your fucking hands off of him! - Hey, don't grab her! 510 00:35:16,285 --> 00:35:18,620 - Put her down! Stop! - Get your fucking hands off of me! 511 00:35:18,705 --> 00:35:21,081 - Mara! - Get your hands off of me right now! 512 00:35:21,164 --> 00:35:22,708 - Mara! - I said, get off! 513 00:35:33,051 --> 00:35:36,513 Mara, I'm Dr. Rolanda. 514 00:35:37,682 --> 00:35:39,100 We're here to help you, okay? 515 00:35:40,434 --> 00:35:42,227 Help yourself, lady. 516 00:36:02,707 --> 00:36:03,958 Okay. 517 00:36:04,042 --> 00:36:06,920 This is just going to be monitoring your vitals. That's all it is. 518 00:36:08,379 --> 00:36:10,548 We're just going to do a little bit of blood work. 519 00:36:10,631 --> 00:36:12,966 Just making sure that everything is normalized. 520 00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:15,510 We're gonna get you out of here in no time. 521 00:36:15,595 --> 00:36:18,555 - Okay, okay. - All right. It's okay, it's okay. 522 00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:22,477 ET. 523 00:36:29,566 --> 00:36:30,568 Elliott. 524 00:36:33,946 --> 00:36:36,240 ET. 525 00:36:37,658 --> 00:36:39,743 Elliott. 526 00:36:39,827 --> 00:36:42,789 ET! 527 00:36:42,872 --> 00:36:44,499 Elliott! 528 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:49,211 ET! 529 00:36:59,430 --> 00:37:00,640 Hey, Mara. 530 00:37:02,892 --> 00:37:05,270 Mara. Hey. 531 00:37:06,479 --> 00:37:07,480 Yo. 532 00:37:10,233 --> 00:37:11,441 Where are we? 533 00:37:13,278 --> 00:37:14,445 I don't know. 534 00:37:15,153 --> 00:37:17,406 But I think they're doing tests on us. 535 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:18,992 The whole class is here. 536 00:37:32,379 --> 00:37:34,423 They asked me a bunch of questions. 537 00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:37,176 Like what? 538 00:37:37,718 --> 00:37:40,304 Like what I've had to eat and drink in the past couple months, 539 00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:42,390 and the places I've visited. 540 00:37:43,099 --> 00:37:45,475 And my list of sexual partners. 541 00:37:46,519 --> 00:37:47,645 What did you say? 542 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:52,358 I just told them... your mom. 543 00:37:55,068 --> 00:37:58,113 - Nice. - I knew you'd like that one. 544 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,286 Have you ever done it? 545 00:38:08,499 --> 00:38:09,709 Are you gonna ask me? 546 00:38:13,004 --> 00:38:14,797 I don't actually care. 547 00:38:15,673 --> 00:38:17,133 You don't? 548 00:38:18,218 --> 00:38:19,426 No. 549 00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:23,555 Just don't, like, screw anyone while you're my girlfriend. 550 00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:26,559 Am I your girlfriend? 551 00:38:28,352 --> 00:38:29,771 - Are you? - Am I? 552 00:38:31,814 --> 00:38:33,983 Do you wanna be my girlfriend? 553 00:38:39,696 --> 00:38:41,698 I guess that would be fine. 554 00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:47,580 Cool. 555 00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:56,421 What's gonna happen to us now? 556 00:38:57,506 --> 00:39:00,801 I think we just, you know, date. 557 00:39:02,178 --> 00:39:04,430 No, I meant in this plastic world. 558 00:39:08,017 --> 00:39:12,397 I think this is our life now. 559 00:39:24,783 --> 00:39:28,245 So, our beloved government quarantined us in tents, 560 00:39:28,329 --> 00:39:31,416 trying to make pills that would keep our blood inside our bodies. 561 00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:32,584 It was a blast. 562 00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:34,836 What's your name for the record, please? 563 00:39:34,919 --> 00:39:36,754 Mara Carlyle. 564 00:39:36,838 --> 00:39:39,006 Cox. Steve Cox. 565 00:39:39,089 --> 00:39:40,925 - Cole. - Cole what? 566 00:39:41,593 --> 00:39:43,845 Cole wants a lawyer. 567 00:39:44,762 --> 00:39:47,765 - How old are you, Becky? - Seventeen. 568 00:39:47,849 --> 00:39:49,684 - Seventeen. - I'm 17. 569 00:39:50,894 --> 00:39:52,270 Not for long. 570 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,564 What can you tell me about Katelyn Ogden? 571 00:39:55,647 --> 00:39:58,401 She's hot. I'd tap it. 572 00:39:59,068 --> 00:40:00,820 I was gonna take her to prom. 573 00:40:00,903 --> 00:40:02,821 Tell me about Perry Love. 574 00:40:02,905 --> 00:40:04,031 He was hot. 575 00:40:04,908 --> 00:40:06,075 I'd tap that too. 576 00:40:06,158 --> 00:40:08,912 - What did you dream about last night? - Doughnuts. 577 00:40:08,995 --> 00:40:10,663 You can ask my lawyer. 578 00:40:10,747 --> 00:40:13,832 - Do you get angry, Becky? - Yeah, I'm angry all the time. 579 00:40:13,917 --> 00:40:16,544 - Are you angry right now? - Fuck, yeah. 580 00:40:16,628 --> 00:40:19,463 What is it you want to do in college? 581 00:40:20,673 --> 00:40:22,300 Stay alive. 582 00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:28,806 At least we were comfortable. 583 00:40:29,515 --> 00:40:31,142 So uncomfortable. 584 00:40:33,227 --> 00:40:34,686 Always smells weird in here. 585 00:40:35,479 --> 00:40:38,608 Like feet and cinnamon buns. 586 00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:41,361 Yeah, more feet. 587 00:40:45,490 --> 00:40:46,658 You okay? 588 00:40:49,368 --> 00:40:50,954 What if it happens to you? 589 00:40:52,830 --> 00:40:55,416 - It won't. - How do you know that? 590 00:40:57,709 --> 00:40:58,878 Promise. 591 00:40:59,796 --> 00:41:01,088 I can't promise you. 592 00:41:01,171 --> 00:41:03,048 No, why? Just promise me. 593 00:41:04,716 --> 00:41:05,926 Promise or I'll scream. 594 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,350 - Stop it. - Promise. Please. 595 00:41:13,434 --> 00:41:14,977 It'll be fine. 596 00:41:16,104 --> 00:41:20,858 That's not very convincing. But if you go, like, I'm coming. 597 00:41:21,484 --> 00:41:23,820 And if I go, I'm taking you too. 598 00:41:25,153 --> 00:41:28,865 I'm serious. We're being roomies down there. 599 00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:30,577 'Cause we both know we're not going up there. 600 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,995 I'm fucking down. I love you. Oh, my God. 601 00:41:33,079 --> 00:41:34,830 - I love you too. - Down to that. 602 00:41:46,383 --> 00:41:49,344 I am so bored! 603 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,389 I'm so bored! 604 00:41:52,472 --> 00:41:54,266 How long do we have to stay in this condom? 605 00:41:54,350 --> 00:41:55,935 For a while, I think. 606 00:41:56,019 --> 00:41:58,229 At least we know we're super healthy. 607 00:42:00,481 --> 00:42:02,441 - We should try to break out. - I already tried that. 608 00:42:02,901 --> 00:42:04,443 Why would we try and break out? 609 00:42:04,526 --> 00:42:06,737 I got here as soon as I heard about this place. 610 00:42:06,821 --> 00:42:08,280 This is where they're going to cure us. 611 00:42:08,363 --> 00:42:10,363 Those conservative weirdos with the signs, 612 00:42:10,567 --> 00:42:12,367 they said that we were cursed. 613 00:42:12,452 --> 00:42:16,122 Everyone's online trying to figure out why it's happening and who's next. 614 00:42:16,789 --> 00:42:18,541 Whose fault do they think it is? 615 00:42:18,624 --> 00:42:20,459 Bro, it's no one's fault. 616 00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,588 But if it's a curse, it's someone's fault. 617 00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:25,089 But, bro, there's no curse. 618 00:42:26,006 --> 00:42:27,925 I don't care why it's happening. 619 00:42:28,008 --> 00:42:29,760 I just want to figure out how to stop it. 620 00:42:29,843 --> 00:42:31,845 Maybe we just have to graduate. 621 00:42:35,934 --> 00:42:38,894 I'm looking at you right now and really feel like we should make out. 622 00:42:39,479 --> 00:42:40,521 Stop. 623 00:42:41,856 --> 00:42:43,733 - Stop making that face. - What face? 624 00:42:51,406 --> 00:42:53,075 Hey. How are you doing? 625 00:42:54,202 --> 00:42:55,285 Right now? 626 00:42:56,329 --> 00:42:59,999 No. I mean, like, with the Daltons and everything. 627 00:43:01,417 --> 00:43:03,628 Can we talk about it later? 628 00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:07,923 I just want you to know you can talk to me. 629 00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:10,676 I'd rather just make out with you. 630 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,430 - But later, I mean. - There is no later. 631 00:43:17,015 --> 00:43:19,101 That was fucking deep, son. 632 00:43:20,394 --> 00:43:21,812 That's what your mom said. 633 00:43:22,312 --> 00:43:24,147 That was great! 634 00:43:27,901 --> 00:43:30,153 We know these are scary times. 635 00:43:30,613 --> 00:43:34,826 But with your help, we are sure a cure is right around the corner. 636 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:40,289 Now, we know this hasn't been ideal, 637 00:43:40,372 --> 00:43:44,878 but we're doing everything we can to help solve this problem as quickly as possible. 638 00:43:44,961 --> 00:43:48,589 We in Washington will continue to push forward to find a cure, 639 00:43:48,673 --> 00:43:52,551 so that you good kids can go back to the lives that you so richly deserve. 640 00:43:53,803 --> 00:43:55,722 Now, does anybody have any questions? 641 00:43:55,805 --> 00:43:57,307 - Yeah. - Yes. 642 00:43:57,390 --> 00:43:59,475 Firstly, thank you for talking to us. 643 00:43:59,559 --> 00:44:00,851 - Super cool. - You're very welcome. 644 00:44:00,934 --> 00:44:03,312 Secondly, how come whenever someone from Washington 645 00:44:03,396 --> 00:44:05,189 says that they're doing everything to help us, 646 00:44:05,272 --> 00:44:09,109 it usually means that nothing is getting done and we're all screwed? 647 00:44:13,363 --> 00:44:15,157 Perhaps my PowerPoint wasn't clear... 648 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,618 No, it was clear. It just sucked. 649 00:44:18,202 --> 00:44:20,872 Unless this is a magical slide show that can cure us, 650 00:44:20,955 --> 00:44:24,584 I don't get what you're doing that can actually help us. 651 00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:27,378 Hey, I get it. I do. 652 00:44:27,461 --> 00:44:29,504 You have every reason to be angry. 653 00:44:29,588 --> 00:44:33,759 But I just want all of you to know that you have all of our thoughts and prayers. 654 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:37,305 I don't want that shit unless it works. 655 00:44:37,930 --> 00:44:39,932 If you can't fix us, then just tell us. 656 00:44:40,015 --> 00:44:42,392 We have too many assclowns lying to us as it is. 657 00:44:42,477 --> 00:44:43,685 Mara is right. 658 00:44:44,394 --> 00:44:45,979 You politicians don't care about us. 659 00:44:46,064 --> 00:44:48,983 The only people who care about us is us. 660 00:44:49,066 --> 00:44:51,693 Quakers! Yeah, baby! 661 00:44:51,778 --> 00:44:53,238 Quakers! Quakers! 662 00:44:53,321 --> 00:44:54,738 Quakers! Quakers! 663 00:44:54,821 --> 00:44:56,573 Quakers! Quakers! Quakers! 664 00:46:14,484 --> 00:46:15,903 Go fuck yourself. 665 00:47:04,327 --> 00:47:05,370 Mom. 666 00:47:13,294 --> 00:47:14,796 Yes! 667 00:47:17,506 --> 00:47:19,758 Wait. Where are all the Christmas decorations? 668 00:47:21,260 --> 00:47:23,929 I don't think people felt very festive this year, you know. 669 00:47:25,597 --> 00:47:27,057 - Yeah. - Bummer. 670 00:47:43,323 --> 00:47:45,577 Oh, my God! You got a tree! 671 00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:47,036 We got a tree! 672 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,872 Oh, my God! This is so cool! 673 00:47:49,955 --> 00:47:52,457 A real one too. Not one of those fake ones. 674 00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:54,752 We gotta put some more ornaments on this thing. 675 00:47:54,836 --> 00:47:57,714 I'm gonna go get changed. I'm gonna go get changed. Wait right here. 676 00:47:58,131 --> 00:48:01,301 I'm home! 677 00:48:02,635 --> 00:48:03,845 Room! 678 00:48:05,555 --> 00:48:08,432 Are they really gonna call the pill the Snooze Button? 679 00:48:08,515 --> 00:48:10,894 That's what that Dr. Rolanda lady said on the news. 680 00:48:10,977 --> 00:48:12,270 Yeah. I know her. 681 00:48:12,729 --> 00:48:14,147 She's pretty professional. 682 00:48:15,106 --> 00:48:16,482 For a bitch. 683 00:48:16,566 --> 00:48:19,526 She can call it whatever she wants as long as it works. 684 00:48:20,068 --> 00:48:21,153 True that. 685 00:48:23,071 --> 00:48:25,325 That is a sweet tree. 686 00:48:26,283 --> 00:48:27,285 Hey. 687 00:48:32,749 --> 00:48:33,957 This feels like a trap. 688 00:48:34,042 --> 00:48:36,628 We know you smoke pot. You're terrible at hiding it. 689 00:48:36,711 --> 00:48:38,129 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 690 00:48:39,713 --> 00:48:41,548 Just let him be the cool dad. 691 00:48:46,303 --> 00:48:48,680 You're busted. I'm just joking. 692 00:48:57,356 --> 00:48:58,608 Come on. 693 00:49:09,785 --> 00:49:11,912 Is this what adulthood is like? 694 00:49:12,830 --> 00:49:17,961 Yeah, it's like this, except with more anxiety and complete terror. 695 00:49:20,171 --> 00:49:22,339 We just gotta get you through graduation. 696 00:49:23,216 --> 00:49:26,928 Everyone keeps saying that. You really think that's the winner? 697 00:49:29,638 --> 00:49:31,224 I gotta think something. 698 00:49:35,352 --> 00:49:36,854 Sick tree! 699 00:49:58,792 --> 00:50:01,546 I don't think I've ever been in a girl's room before. 700 00:50:02,796 --> 00:50:03,964 I mean, one that I've dated. 701 00:50:04,048 --> 00:50:06,676 Well, I guess you can tick that off your bucket list. 702 00:50:10,263 --> 00:50:11,806 Also, I got you a present. 703 00:50:11,890 --> 00:50:14,642 No! I haven't had time to get you one. 704 00:50:17,312 --> 00:50:18,313 What? 705 00:50:20,731 --> 00:50:21,899 What is it? 706 00:50:22,901 --> 00:50:25,486 It's my body... 707 00:50:27,446 --> 00:50:30,782 in a sexual situation. 708 00:50:38,666 --> 00:50:40,126 Never gotten that before. 709 00:50:41,961 --> 00:50:43,254 You okay? 710 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,345 Can I tell you something? 711 00:50:52,263 --> 00:50:53,306 Yeah. 712 00:50:55,515 --> 00:50:58,727 I'm just so glad I didn't explode all over you. 713 00:51:01,314 --> 00:51:03,441 I just kept thinking, please don't explode. 714 00:51:03,524 --> 00:51:05,359 Please don't explode. 715 00:51:05,443 --> 00:51:08,153 - You guys have it so tough. - So tough. 716 00:51:10,990 --> 00:51:12,450 I really like you. 717 00:51:14,368 --> 00:51:15,954 I really like you too. 718 00:51:33,095 --> 00:51:34,972 Do you think we're safe now? 719 00:51:37,057 --> 00:51:39,351 I don't know. I hope so. 720 00:51:40,060 --> 00:51:42,271 I say we just stick to the plan, go back to school 721 00:51:42,354 --> 00:51:44,064 and take it one day at a time. 722 00:51:44,147 --> 00:51:45,274 What? 723 00:51:46,943 --> 00:51:49,278 - What to what? - The school part. 724 00:51:50,988 --> 00:51:52,656 You didn't hear? 725 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,783 No! 726 00:51:54,867 --> 00:51:56,452 Come on. Go! 727 00:51:57,035 --> 00:51:59,329 Move! Come on! 728 00:52:00,747 --> 00:52:01,791 Move! 729 00:52:04,167 --> 00:52:06,796 All the other classes are meeting at the community center 730 00:52:06,879 --> 00:52:08,380 so they don't catch our disease. 731 00:52:08,463 --> 00:52:09,673 Why? 732 00:52:10,341 --> 00:52:11,718 It could be worse. 733 00:52:12,551 --> 00:52:13,553 How? 734 00:52:14,012 --> 00:52:15,305 We could be like Katelyn. 735 00:52:15,388 --> 00:52:18,474 Katelyn wasn't the first person I saw blow up. 736 00:52:19,350 --> 00:52:21,060 When I was stationed... 737 00:52:22,185 --> 00:52:27,316 I saw a buddy of mine, Mark Jensen, step on a land mine. 738 00:52:27,816 --> 00:52:29,610 No goodbyes, no last words. 739 00:52:29,693 --> 00:52:32,821 Just... that's it. 740 00:52:34,281 --> 00:52:35,450 That was it. 741 00:52:36,575 --> 00:52:39,661 I'm not about to sit here and tell you that everything is gonna be okay, 742 00:52:39,745 --> 00:52:41,039 because that's bullshit. 743 00:52:41,872 --> 00:52:43,332 I mean, I don't know. 744 00:52:44,959 --> 00:52:47,754 But I do know that I will help you graduate. 745 00:52:49,004 --> 00:52:50,964 - That sound good? - Yeah. 746 00:52:51,048 --> 00:52:52,050 Yeah? 747 00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:55,970 Cole. 748 00:52:58,180 --> 00:52:59,765 Can I get a bathroom pass? 749 00:53:03,937 --> 00:53:05,146 Just go, man. 750 00:53:30,796 --> 00:53:33,006 You're not gonna abduct us again, are you? 751 00:53:33,091 --> 00:53:34,925 Firstly, I never did that. 752 00:53:35,008 --> 00:53:36,969 Secondly, no. 753 00:53:37,053 --> 00:53:38,555 We're really confident that the Snooze... 754 00:53:38,638 --> 00:53:40,557 Don't say it. 755 00:53:42,642 --> 00:53:44,769 Snooze Button. 756 00:53:45,937 --> 00:53:47,021 Fuck. 757 00:53:47,104 --> 00:53:48,647 What do you have against it? 758 00:53:49,106 --> 00:53:51,942 - Literally just the name. - Okay. What would you call it? 759 00:53:52,068 --> 00:53:54,820 I don't know. Something sciencey. 760 00:53:54,903 --> 00:53:57,781 It has a sciencey name that nobody remembers. 761 00:53:57,865 --> 00:54:01,702 Why? 'Cause it's a dozen syllables long. Hence, the nickname. 762 00:54:01,785 --> 00:54:04,871 Thank you so much for FBI-splaining the concept of nicknames to me. 763 00:54:04,955 --> 00:54:07,541 You're welcome. Now get out of here. You're healthy. 764 00:54:11,421 --> 00:54:12,672 Why are you still here? 765 00:54:14,006 --> 00:54:16,300 In my office? 'Cause I work here. 766 00:54:16,383 --> 00:54:19,012 No, like, if you think it's all done and cured, 767 00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:20,430 why are you still here? 768 00:54:20,930 --> 00:54:23,640 There are a dozen grunts that can take my blood pressure. 769 00:54:23,725 --> 00:54:24,726 You have a badge. 770 00:54:24,809 --> 00:54:26,477 Everyone here has a badge. 771 00:54:28,604 --> 00:54:30,314 You don't think it's done, do you? 772 00:54:33,693 --> 00:54:36,613 You know what they say. Hope for the best. 773 00:54:37,030 --> 00:54:38,656 Prepare for the worst! 774 00:54:40,490 --> 00:54:42,326 - Is that a sex thing? - No. 775 00:54:42,785 --> 00:54:44,745 But maybe. Ready? 776 00:54:48,166 --> 00:54:50,126 - Yeah. - You're good. Just go forward. 777 00:54:50,209 --> 00:54:51,544 Am I gonna hurt myself? 778 00:54:51,628 --> 00:54:54,463 You probably will, but it won't be my fault. 779 00:54:55,381 --> 00:54:57,675 - What are you doing? - I don't know. I'm just scared. 780 00:54:57,758 --> 00:54:59,468 - Why are you scared? - I don't know. 781 00:54:59,551 --> 00:55:01,387 - I'm so trustworthy. - I'm so nervous. 782 00:55:01,470 --> 00:55:02,638 It's okay. 783 00:55:02,722 --> 00:55:04,974 But you need to be careful 'cause this is a dangerous place. 784 00:55:05,057 --> 00:55:08,227 Okay. Wait, what does that mean? What does that mean? 785 00:55:08,310 --> 00:55:10,021 What am I getting myself into? 786 00:55:10,104 --> 00:55:12,564 Stand right here. Ready? And now you're gonna twirl. 787 00:55:12,649 --> 00:55:15,860 - One, two, three. - This is fun. I like this. 788 00:55:15,943 --> 00:55:17,570 - Okay. - Okay. 789 00:55:18,988 --> 00:55:20,406 - Are you ready? - No. 790 00:55:21,156 --> 00:55:22,325 Okay, I'm ready. 791 00:55:28,705 --> 00:55:29,874 Were you prepared? 792 00:55:31,709 --> 00:55:32,752 No. 793 00:55:33,628 --> 00:55:38,466 I was like, what should I get my boy toy for Valentine's/his birthday. 794 00:55:39,050 --> 00:55:43,555 And I thought, he had it so tough when he was a kid, 795 00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:48,225 he would dance by himself in a barn to '80s music. 796 00:55:53,731 --> 00:55:58,319 So maybe he'd like to know he wasn't by himself anymore. 797 00:56:06,118 --> 00:56:07,995 - This is cool. - Yeah? 798 00:56:08,997 --> 00:56:10,039 Yeah. 799 00:56:12,667 --> 00:56:13,793 Thanks, Mara. 800 00:56:58,004 --> 00:56:59,797 Can we talk about something? 801 00:57:00,548 --> 00:57:01,799 You're pregnant. 802 00:57:01,883 --> 00:57:03,592 I am. It's triplets. 803 00:57:03,675 --> 00:57:06,011 - My seed is mighty! - It is. 804 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,892 - Okay. Go on. - Okay. 805 00:57:12,809 --> 00:57:14,561 What happens after we graduate? 806 00:57:15,312 --> 00:57:18,233 You mean, like, with us? 807 00:57:18,899 --> 00:57:20,026 Yeah. 808 00:57:20,818 --> 00:57:22,611 I actually haven't thought that far ahead. 809 00:57:22,695 --> 00:57:25,240 - I know, it's silly, but... - I know I want to be with you. 810 00:57:26,950 --> 00:57:28,243 Yeah? 811 00:57:29,702 --> 00:57:31,370 Yeah. I mean... 812 00:57:31,454 --> 00:57:35,457 You're, like, the best thing to come out of spontaneous combustions for me. 813 00:57:35,541 --> 00:57:38,043 - The very best? - The very best. 814 00:57:38,126 --> 00:57:39,628 - I love you. - Fuck! 815 00:57:41,213 --> 00:57:42,798 - You can't say that! - I'm so sorry! 816 00:57:42,881 --> 00:57:44,466 You can't say that! 817 00:57:44,883 --> 00:57:47,010 - Are you kidding me? - I'm sorry. I screwed that up. 818 00:57:47,095 --> 00:57:48,721 - Yeah, you did! - Oh, my God! 819 00:57:49,180 --> 00:57:51,683 - Say it to me later on, okay? - No. 820 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,060 Okay. Yeah, I'll say it. 821 00:58:01,734 --> 00:58:02,819 Hey. 822 00:58:04,486 --> 00:58:08,700 Maybe this summer, we can just drive around for a while. 823 00:58:09,992 --> 00:58:11,159 I'd like that. 824 00:58:12,787 --> 00:58:15,289 If we're not fleshy dead bits. 825 00:58:15,372 --> 00:58:17,207 If we're not fleshy dead bits. 826 00:58:30,513 --> 00:58:32,682 Have you heard of the infinite monkey theorem? 827 00:58:32,765 --> 00:58:35,393 No, but I'm way into how that sounds. 828 00:58:36,019 --> 00:58:40,064 It's the idea of, like, if you have infinite monkeys 829 00:58:40,147 --> 00:58:42,233 and you give them all infinite typewriters 830 00:58:42,316 --> 00:58:45,611 and an infinite amount of time, they'll write Shakespeare. 831 00:58:46,863 --> 00:58:48,239 The word "Shakespeare"? 832 00:58:48,323 --> 00:58:50,157 No, like a full play of his. 833 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,825 Sound like pretentious fucking monkeys. 834 00:58:51,910 --> 00:58:54,704 - Stop. - Can't they write something else? 835 00:58:54,787 --> 00:58:58,082 They'll literally write every book ever written, because they can't not. 836 00:58:58,917 --> 00:59:00,793 They can't... not. 837 00:59:01,544 --> 00:59:04,047 - I think about this a lot. - Okay. 838 00:59:05,256 --> 00:59:07,466 I think it helps explain what's happening. 839 00:59:08,008 --> 00:59:10,719 You think monkeys are writing books that make us explode? 840 00:59:10,803 --> 00:59:13,681 No, the idea that because you can't say with certainty 841 00:59:13,765 --> 00:59:15,266 that something won't happen, 842 00:59:15,350 --> 00:59:18,019 then eventually it has to happen, like the Big Bang. 843 00:59:19,269 --> 00:59:22,272 I like my idea about evil monkeys writing plays better. 844 00:59:26,903 --> 00:59:28,363 This is taking forever, isn't it? 845 00:59:31,448 --> 00:59:32,908 I don't think she's coming. 846 00:59:35,410 --> 00:59:37,371 No one's ever been scared of me before. 847 00:59:38,622 --> 00:59:39,831 Let's go somewhere else. 848 00:59:39,916 --> 00:59:42,209 No. This is where we go. 849 00:59:42,292 --> 00:59:44,419 This is our spot. This is our thing. 850 00:59:44,504 --> 00:59:48,925 I know. But maybe it's not our thing anymore. 851 00:59:57,432 --> 00:59:58,559 Whatever. 852 01:00:04,314 --> 01:00:07,818 The last thing I want is for you to feel like science fair projects. 853 01:00:08,570 --> 01:00:11,446 Because of your help, the CDC and the FDA 854 01:00:11,530 --> 01:00:13,991 have been working around the clock with Washington 855 01:00:14,075 --> 01:00:19,163 to make the Snooze Button available over the counter to all Americans. 856 01:00:19,247 --> 01:00:22,125 So, what is the Snooze Button? 857 01:00:24,084 --> 01:00:27,880 For starters, it's not, sadly, a cure, but it is... 858 01:00:29,506 --> 01:00:30,716 a treatment. 859 01:00:31,968 --> 01:00:33,219 Give you an example. 860 01:00:33,928 --> 01:00:35,597 Sometimes you're typing on your computer 861 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,100 and, out of nowhere, it turns off, crashes. 862 01:00:41,227 --> 01:00:43,437 When that happens to us, we're not so lucky. 863 01:00:45,272 --> 01:00:46,481 Can I get a volunteer? 864 01:00:46,566 --> 01:00:47,692 Yeah. 865 01:00:49,318 --> 01:00:50,570 Steve, great. Come on up. 866 01:00:54,908 --> 01:00:56,826 Okay. Yes. 867 01:00:57,577 --> 01:01:00,495 - This is for our bros. - Yeah! 868 01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:04,041 Okay. Steve, can I get you to pat your head, please? 869 01:01:04,124 --> 01:01:05,167 That's it? 870 01:01:05,919 --> 01:01:06,961 Can you rub your belly? 871 01:01:07,503 --> 01:01:08,713 Yeah, come on. 872 01:01:09,421 --> 01:01:10,881 Okay, stand on one foot. 873 01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:13,426 Jump up and down. 874 01:01:16,178 --> 01:01:17,222 This is bullshit. 875 01:01:24,312 --> 01:01:25,313 Run! 876 01:01:32,278 --> 01:01:33,363 Mara! 877 01:01:33,863 --> 01:01:35,615 Come on, get up. Come on. 878 01:01:45,041 --> 01:01:46,626 - Mara! - Tess! 879 01:01:52,756 --> 01:01:53,840 Come on. 880 01:02:20,910 --> 01:02:22,412 Open the door! 881 01:02:30,879 --> 01:02:33,256 Mara! Mara! 882 01:02:33,839 --> 01:02:36,175 Come on. This way is faster. 883 01:02:36,258 --> 01:02:38,343 - What the fuck is happening? - They were wrong. They were... 884 01:02:41,305 --> 01:02:42,307 When you do... 885 01:03:15,923 --> 01:03:17,300 Mara! 886 01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:31,813 - Are you okay? - No. 887 01:03:32,606 --> 01:03:35,400 - Are you? - I'm just glad you're still here. 888 01:04:24,825 --> 01:04:27,452 A fragment of his jawbone hit my forehead. 889 01:04:31,624 --> 01:04:32,709 I never felt it. 890 01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:34,752 Mara! Mara! 891 01:04:38,338 --> 01:04:39,882 I never felt anything. 892 01:04:40,591 --> 01:04:41,675 Okay. 893 01:04:42,635 --> 01:04:43,887 Oh, my God. 894 01:04:45,847 --> 01:04:46,890 Hey. 895 01:05:13,082 --> 01:05:15,417 All I remember is wanting to die. 896 01:05:50,954 --> 01:05:51,955 Honey? 897 01:05:55,041 --> 01:05:56,792 Dylan's mom called for you. 898 01:05:58,419 --> 01:06:00,672 She just wanted to see how you were doing. 899 01:06:45,425 --> 01:06:47,010 Mara, can you open the door? 900 01:06:49,470 --> 01:06:50,555 Please. 901 01:06:53,432 --> 01:06:56,143 Mara, I just want to make sure that you're okay. 902 01:07:07,863 --> 01:07:09,115 Oh, my God. 903 01:07:14,495 --> 01:07:17,080 All right, you're gonna need vodka... 904 01:07:17,916 --> 01:07:19,416 dry vermouth, 905 01:07:19,499 --> 01:07:21,251 grenadine and ice. 906 01:07:21,711 --> 01:07:23,879 Mix three parts vodka... 907 01:07:27,841 --> 01:07:30,637 with one part vermouth. 908 01:07:33,932 --> 01:07:35,350 Fill with ice... 909 01:07:36,517 --> 01:07:37,894 and stir... 910 01:07:40,271 --> 01:07:43,524 before pouring into a martini glass. 911 01:07:45,026 --> 01:07:46,026 Okay. 912 01:07:46,109 --> 01:07:47,820 And then, with the grenadine, 913 01:07:47,903 --> 01:07:52,074 you're gonna basically pour the entire fucking bottle into the martini. 914 01:07:54,243 --> 01:07:57,914 And now you have my brand-new cocktail which I've called, 915 01:07:57,997 --> 01:08:00,792 "All of My Friends and Boyfriend Are Dead." 916 01:08:08,298 --> 01:08:10,467 Well, I have a couple of questions. 917 01:08:11,176 --> 01:08:13,095 Okay, but hold on. 918 01:08:13,178 --> 01:08:15,097 No, please don't. 919 01:08:21,187 --> 01:08:23,523 - You can have the next one. - Okay. 920 01:08:24,898 --> 01:08:27,484 - I'm not equipped to deal with this. - I know, right? 921 01:08:27,568 --> 01:08:31,363 But I've literally found one thing that makes that feeling go away. 922 01:08:32,948 --> 01:08:34,325 What is it? 923 01:08:35,242 --> 01:08:36,660 Alcohol. 924 01:08:39,205 --> 01:08:42,207 - Why are you whispering? - 'Cause it's a secret. 925 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,253 'Cause I'm underage. 926 01:08:46,295 --> 01:08:48,005 Don't tell anyone, though. 927 01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:26,878 Tessy! 928 01:09:27,961 --> 01:09:28,963 Mara. 929 01:09:29,046 --> 01:09:31,633 Tessy! Let's go fuck shit up. 930 01:09:32,174 --> 01:09:34,426 - How did you get here? - I walked, yo. 931 01:09:34,885 --> 01:09:36,803 - That's, like, ten miles. - I know. 932 01:09:36,888 --> 01:09:38,848 I'm fucking Wonder Woman. 933 01:09:39,307 --> 01:09:40,849 Come on. Let's go do something. 934 01:09:42,977 --> 01:09:45,563 Let's go throw water balloons full of red paint at kids. 935 01:09:45,647 --> 01:09:46,856 Mara. 936 01:09:46,939 --> 01:09:48,982 No. We have to go to school. 937 01:09:49,067 --> 01:09:50,359 Fuck school! 938 01:09:50,442 --> 01:09:51,902 No! I can't fuck school! 939 01:09:52,402 --> 01:09:54,655 I need to get the fuck out of here! 940 01:09:54,738 --> 01:09:58,367 And what happened to Dylan, it sucks. It really fucking sucks. And I'm sorry. 941 01:09:58,867 --> 01:10:03,289 But people have been dying for seven fucking months. 942 01:10:03,372 --> 01:10:06,083 I'm losing my mind. I don't want to die. 943 01:10:06,166 --> 01:10:07,376 Well... 944 01:10:08,835 --> 01:10:10,003 then don't die. 945 01:10:10,921 --> 01:10:12,130 - Easy. - No. 946 01:10:12,215 --> 01:10:15,176 - Stop being a bitch. Help me out. - I can't help you the way you want me to. 947 01:10:16,134 --> 01:10:17,387 How do I want you to? 948 01:10:18,095 --> 01:10:21,558 You want to stop existing until you actually stop existing. 949 01:10:25,644 --> 01:10:28,106 - What's with the van? - They don't want us driving anymore. 950 01:10:29,273 --> 01:10:31,483 Just come hang with me instead. 951 01:10:32,277 --> 01:10:36,030 If you don't, I'll never get a beach house with you, ever. Ever. 952 01:10:36,113 --> 01:10:38,491 As if we're going to live that long anyway. 953 01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:52,547 I fucking hate you! 954 01:11:45,933 --> 01:11:46,975 Fuck. 955 01:11:48,518 --> 01:11:49,519 Fuck. 956 01:12:00,697 --> 01:12:01,950 What's up? 957 01:12:14,379 --> 01:12:16,756 Hey, it's like a metaphor. 958 01:12:16,839 --> 01:12:18,841 - Mara. - What? 959 01:12:18,924 --> 01:12:20,175 Are you gonna arrest me? 960 01:12:20,259 --> 01:12:21,885 No, I just came by to see if you needed help. 961 01:12:21,969 --> 01:12:23,095 Here. Have a drink. 962 01:12:30,185 --> 01:12:31,728 What the fuck? 963 01:12:32,647 --> 01:12:34,356 An agent's car? 964 01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:35,983 It was funny at the time. 965 01:12:36,067 --> 01:12:38,695 It was funny? What time was it funny? 966 01:12:38,820 --> 01:12:41,197 - Like, 4:00. - That's not what I fucking meant. 967 01:12:41,281 --> 01:12:42,407 No shit, Dad. 968 01:12:42,490 --> 01:12:45,827 - Are you still drunk? - One thousand percent. 969 01:12:45,910 --> 01:12:47,495 Where do you even get alcohol? 970 01:12:47,579 --> 01:12:49,789 Besides here? I steal it. 971 01:12:50,872 --> 01:12:52,291 Why would you tell me that? 972 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:55,377 'Cause you asked and I'm drunk, so why would I lie? 973 01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:57,254 To make us feel better. 974 01:12:57,671 --> 01:12:59,214 That's all you care about. 975 01:12:59,299 --> 01:13:01,175 I've heard you call people about "helping" me. 976 01:13:01,259 --> 01:13:04,053 We've called them in front of you. We only care about you. 977 01:13:04,137 --> 01:13:06,264 Why do you think we're applying to all these colleges? 978 01:13:06,347 --> 01:13:08,265 I don't want to go to any fucking colleges. 979 01:13:08,348 --> 01:13:10,684 I don't give a fuck what you do as long as you're alive. 980 01:13:10,768 --> 01:13:12,812 That is what's gonna make us feel better. 981 01:13:12,896 --> 01:13:15,398 Yeah? Well, I'm going to die in a violent explosion full of blood. 982 01:13:15,481 --> 01:13:17,774 Probably all over you. Feel better? 983 01:13:26,701 --> 01:13:28,786 Fuck off. 984 01:16:24,336 --> 01:16:25,463 Tequila? 985 01:16:27,090 --> 01:16:29,634 What kind of tequila? No. It's okay. I'm okay. 986 01:16:38,559 --> 01:16:40,812 Did you just send me a beach house listing? 987 01:16:42,688 --> 01:16:43,689 Maybe. 988 01:16:44,439 --> 01:16:46,108 But we're never gonna be old. 989 01:16:47,527 --> 01:16:52,156 But we're already really... really old. 990 01:16:56,493 --> 01:16:57,745 I'm leaving tonight. 991 01:17:01,081 --> 01:17:02,834 I need my life to start. 992 01:17:04,042 --> 01:17:06,086 Even if it's just a few minutes long. 993 01:17:16,054 --> 01:17:17,639 I hope you live forever. 994 01:17:18,724 --> 01:17:20,183 Like an elf. 995 01:17:21,978 --> 01:17:23,354 Elves live forever? 996 01:17:24,606 --> 01:17:27,524 Unless they're murdered or die from grief. 997 01:17:28,108 --> 01:17:29,401 That's what Dylan said. 998 01:17:31,862 --> 01:17:33,113 He was a nerd. 999 01:17:35,532 --> 01:17:36,950 Yeah, he was all right. 1000 01:17:40,996 --> 01:17:42,289 I'll see you inside? 1001 01:17:56,262 --> 01:17:57,930 You'll always be my best friend. 1002 01:19:09,710 --> 01:19:11,086 What the fuck is this? 1003 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:14,173 It's... It's grad. 1004 01:19:14,256 --> 01:19:15,758 No. It's prom. 1005 01:19:15,841 --> 01:19:16,968 It's both. 1006 01:19:21,723 --> 01:19:23,892 That's fucking stupid. 1007 01:20:07,977 --> 01:20:09,062 Becky Burke. 1008 01:20:17,862 --> 01:20:20,198 I just wanna say I'm sorry for killing everyone. 1009 01:20:20,281 --> 01:20:23,033 - Okay. Mara, just... - No. It's cool, man. 1010 01:20:26,286 --> 01:20:28,289 I'm sorry I'm the curse. 1011 01:20:29,081 --> 01:20:30,874 I always have been. I did the math. 1012 01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:34,504 From Katelyn to Perry and the Daltons... 1013 01:20:36,214 --> 01:20:37,423 and Dylan... 1014 01:20:39,384 --> 01:20:41,594 I'm the reason why it happened. 1015 01:20:43,679 --> 01:20:45,055 And I don't know why. 1016 01:20:45,973 --> 01:20:47,474 I'm not a great person. 1017 01:20:50,103 --> 01:20:53,231 And I hate myself so much for hurting everyone. 1018 01:20:56,358 --> 01:20:57,693 I'm so sorry. 1019 01:21:00,028 --> 01:21:03,532 I wish they were all here to celebrate this dumb bullshit. 1020 01:21:03,616 --> 01:21:05,534 - Okay. Thank you, Mara. - Hey. 1021 01:21:05,617 --> 01:21:06,702 Also... 1022 01:21:08,496 --> 01:21:10,915 Springsteen is really good. 1023 01:21:11,624 --> 01:21:13,626 I found that out the hard way. 1024 01:21:22,009 --> 01:21:23,176 Thank you, Mara. 1025 01:21:25,638 --> 01:21:27,055 Claire Hacklon. 1026 01:21:28,974 --> 01:21:30,350 It's all my fault. 1027 01:21:31,643 --> 01:21:33,061 I'm the curse. 1028 01:21:33,771 --> 01:21:36,858 I wasn't a good enough Christian and now Jesus is punishing me. 1029 01:21:36,941 --> 01:21:39,027 Boo! Sit down, whore! 1030 01:21:42,155 --> 01:21:44,114 No, no! It's my fault! 1031 01:21:44,197 --> 01:21:45,950 I wanted to be top of the class 1032 01:21:46,033 --> 01:21:49,245 and I think I, like, willed all my competition to die. 1033 01:21:49,329 --> 01:21:50,996 - I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. 1034 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,124 - I'm sorry. - No. No, no, no. 1035 01:21:54,125 --> 01:21:56,043 It was me! It was definitely me! 1036 01:21:56,126 --> 01:21:58,129 I used to steal food from the cafeteria! 1037 01:23:15,999 --> 01:23:18,459 I love you too, you know. 1038 01:23:57,081 --> 01:24:01,294 Hi, Dylan's mom. 1039 01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:03,421 Hi, Mara. 1040 01:24:04,171 --> 01:24:05,380 Can I join you? 1041 01:24:30,322 --> 01:24:32,366 I'm sorry I didn't come to the funeral. 1042 01:24:34,368 --> 01:24:35,577 I understand. 1043 01:24:36,871 --> 01:24:38,414 It's a cool headstone, though. 1044 01:24:40,165 --> 01:24:41,333 He designed it. 1045 01:24:42,210 --> 01:24:43,294 Really? 1046 01:24:47,631 --> 01:24:50,093 The first time Dylan and I ever really hung out... 1047 01:24:51,803 --> 01:24:53,555 I was super sick on shrooms... 1048 01:24:55,389 --> 01:24:56,974 and I saw so many of him. 1049 01:25:00,728 --> 01:25:02,272 And it was beautiful. 1050 01:25:07,859 --> 01:25:10,487 And now I can't even see one of him. 1051 01:25:16,201 --> 01:25:18,495 He told me he held your hair. 1052 01:25:19,871 --> 01:25:20,956 He told you that? 1053 01:25:23,250 --> 01:25:25,628 Did you think I was bad news bears? 1054 01:25:27,421 --> 01:25:28,464 No. 1055 01:25:30,258 --> 01:25:33,469 No, I just... I thought you were in a lot of pain... 1056 01:25:34,804 --> 01:25:36,890 and didn't know how to deal with it. 1057 01:25:48,317 --> 01:25:50,861 I don't know what to do with my body. 1058 01:25:54,991 --> 01:25:57,160 It feels like I'm dying. 1059 01:26:04,834 --> 01:26:07,045 I'm so scared all the time. 1060 01:26:11,799 --> 01:26:14,801 Sometimes I wish I would just die so it was over. 1061 01:26:22,227 --> 01:26:24,687 That's just what life feels like sometimes. 1062 01:26:24,771 --> 01:26:26,813 Life fucking sucks. 1063 01:26:27,523 --> 01:26:28,900 It does. 1064 01:26:29,358 --> 01:26:30,692 It really does. 1065 01:26:32,987 --> 01:26:34,530 Why is this happening? 1066 01:26:40,452 --> 01:26:44,040 Did you hear about the man in Florida with the sinkhole? 1067 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,087 He was asleep in his bed and a sinkhole opened. 1068 01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:51,422 His bed fell right down into it. 1069 01:26:52,130 --> 01:26:54,258 His brother heard him shouting from the next room. 1070 01:26:54,341 --> 01:26:59,429 He ran over and found this giant pit where the room used to be. 1071 01:27:00,514 --> 01:27:03,350 He could hear his brother screaming for help, 1072 01:27:03,433 --> 01:27:06,311 but it was impossible to help him. 1073 01:27:07,729 --> 01:27:09,732 They never even got his body out. 1074 01:27:12,067 --> 01:27:13,694 Great. 1075 01:27:13,777 --> 01:27:16,446 Now I have to be afraid of sinkholes too. 1076 01:27:18,825 --> 01:27:20,451 It's just life. 1077 01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:24,162 I'm sure he didn't deserve it. 1078 01:27:26,206 --> 01:27:28,041 None of you deserve this. 1079 01:27:30,711 --> 01:27:33,380 But deserve's got nothing to do with it. 1080 01:27:36,091 --> 01:27:37,426 That's a good line. 1081 01:27:37,509 --> 01:27:40,345 I stole it from Clint Eastwood. 1082 01:27:49,104 --> 01:27:50,939 I think Dylan got it. 1083 01:27:53,358 --> 01:27:55,361 The answer, I mean. 1084 01:28:02,035 --> 01:28:03,286 God. 1085 01:28:04,621 --> 01:28:06,623 What am I supposed to do now? 1086 01:28:11,169 --> 01:28:13,004 Do you want to come over for dinner next week? 1087 01:28:16,381 --> 01:28:18,218 Yeah, sure. 1088 01:28:19,844 --> 01:28:21,095 Thanks. 1089 01:28:28,603 --> 01:28:30,396 Are you okay? 1090 01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:38,214 I'm sorry. 1091 01:30:47,532 --> 01:30:50,702 After a few months, there were no more explosions. 1092 01:31:02,340 --> 01:31:05,093 Everyone left and we were free to leave. 1093 01:31:06,385 --> 01:31:09,054 It was super anticlimactic. 1094 01:31:11,348 --> 01:31:14,184 The man was like, "Hey, the Snooze Button works. 1095 01:31:14,268 --> 01:31:18,397 We just got that last batch wrong. But we swear this new batch is legit." 1096 01:31:19,439 --> 01:31:22,317 I think they just want to sell me pills for the rest of my life. 1097 01:31:47,093 --> 01:31:48,928 Are you sure this thing is safe? 1098 01:31:49,012 --> 01:31:50,847 I mean, compared to what? 1099 01:32:07,447 --> 01:32:10,199 Call us every hour. Or even more often. 1100 01:32:10,282 --> 01:32:11,783 Yeah. Call us a lot. 1101 01:32:12,451 --> 01:32:14,161 You know, I actually think I will. 1102 01:32:40,897 --> 01:32:44,359 They're going to tear down the school, which makes sense. 1103 01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:52,449 They're also going to make a memorial for the departed, which makes less sense, 1104 01:32:52,532 --> 01:32:55,202 because, let's be honest... 1105 01:32:56,329 --> 01:32:58,497 that sappy shit's gonna suck. 1106 01:33:00,415 --> 01:33:04,628 By the end of the school year, 31 students in the senior class died. 1107 01:33:14,764 --> 01:33:15,974 I didn't die. 1108 01:33:16,848 --> 01:33:18,809 I guess I'll never know why. 1109 01:33:29,195 --> 01:33:31,531 So, what did we learn? 1110 01:33:32,615 --> 01:33:34,075 What did we learn? 1111 01:33:35,285 --> 01:33:38,246 At the end of the day, it's all a... 1112 01:33:40,331 --> 01:33:41,749 Fuck this shit, man. 1113 01:33:41,832 --> 01:33:43,879 The world is a fucking cruel piece of shit 1114 01:33:43,989 --> 01:33:45,295 and nothing makes sense, 1115 01:33:45,378 --> 01:33:48,088 and the only thing you can do is put your middle fingers up 1116 01:33:48,171 --> 01:33:50,215 and be all, like, fuck you, life! 1117 01:33:50,299 --> 01:33:51,967 Suck my dick! 1118 01:33:52,050 --> 01:33:54,428 I'm gonna be amazing in spite of all life's shit. 1119 01:33:55,013 --> 01:33:56,390 I'm gonna travel the world, 1120 01:33:56,482 --> 01:33:58,224 I'm gonna get my bachelors of bullshit, 1121 01:33:58,308 --> 01:33:59,934 I'm gonna write some books 1122 01:34:00,018 --> 01:34:03,354 and make a low-to-minimum wage, but do really well online. 1123 01:34:03,438 --> 01:34:05,273 I'll probably date some nice boys. 1124 01:34:05,356 --> 01:34:06,899 I'll probably marry a few of them. 1125 01:34:06,982 --> 01:34:09,943 And sometimes, late at night when the world is quiet... 1126 01:34:10,862 --> 01:34:13,155 I'll tell them about Dylan 1127 01:34:13,238 --> 01:34:15,282 and what he meant to me, 1128 01:34:15,366 --> 01:34:17,535 and how I think about him every day. 1129 01:34:18,786 --> 01:34:22,498 I'll probably have a bunch of kids and be a dope mom, and then... 1130 01:34:22,581 --> 01:34:25,125 No, you know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna be president. 1131 01:34:25,209 --> 01:34:26,627 I, Mara Carlyle... 1132 01:34:26,710 --> 01:34:29,671 Trump's gonna look up at me from his gold-crusted coffin and go, 1133 01:34:29,755 --> 01:34:31,840 "Who the fuck is this bitch?" And I'll tell him... 1134 01:34:31,924 --> 01:34:34,760 That's President Bitch to you, motherfucker. 1135 01:34:34,844 --> 01:34:38,514 The Big Bang happened out of nowhere, for no reason. 1136 01:34:38,598 --> 01:34:41,892 Or maybe God set it all into motion. Who knows? 1137 01:34:41,975 --> 01:34:44,394 But then, like, the dinosaurs died 1138 01:34:44,478 --> 01:34:47,814 because a meteor hit the Earth at the exact worst spot imaginable. 1139 01:34:49,233 --> 01:34:50,609 Fuck, man. 1140 01:34:52,027 --> 01:34:54,530 And volcanoes erupt, and drunk drivers drive, 1141 01:34:54,613 --> 01:34:58,785 and sinkholes collapse, and sometimes people explode. 1142 01:34:59,952 --> 01:35:02,996 And I guess that just means bad shit is gonna happen. 1143 01:35:03,081 --> 01:35:04,499 It's inevitable. 1144 01:35:05,082 --> 01:35:06,625 And so, here we are. 1145 01:35:06,709 --> 01:35:09,628 I'm gonna live the life I want to have right now. 1146 01:35:09,711 --> 01:35:12,799 I'm not gonna waste time waiting for a day that may never come for me. 1147 01:35:13,508 --> 01:35:14,716 So fuck it. 1148 01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:16,301 I'm gonna stay at the beach house 1149 01:35:16,385 --> 01:35:18,513 and smoke a hookah with my toes in the sand. 1150 01:35:19,097 --> 01:35:22,224 I don't know what's gonna happen next. I hope it's cool. 1151 01:35:22,308 --> 01:35:24,769 All I know is I could die any second now. 1152 01:35:24,852 --> 01:35:26,645 Hell, so could you. 1153 01:35:26,728 --> 01:35:29,815 Nothing's fair, but it's a beautiful world, 1154 01:35:29,898 --> 01:35:32,401 and I'm happy I get to be here. 1155 01:35:33,486 --> 01:35:35,238 If only for a little while. 1156 01:35:37,948 --> 01:35:39,658 The fuck else can you do? 1157 01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:48,380