1 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,000 [Desiree] Too Hot To Handle is back. 2 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:16,160 [man] Let's get this boat rocking! Floating sex palace. 3 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:21,400 [Desiree] But this horny hunk thinks he's signed up for a different dating show. 4 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,800 We out here, baby! Bring on the girls! 5 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:25,960 [Desiree] That's because every season... 6 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,440 {\an8}All right, here we go. 7 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,960 ...we go to extreme lengths to cover our tracks. 8 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,840 -Welcome to Parties in Paradise! -[all cheering] 9 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,920 Pleasure Island! 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,800 Welcome to your first Wild Love challenge. 11 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,600 [Desiree] Resulting in super mature reactions... 12 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:41,520 I've fanny flutters. 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,680 ...to Lana's big reveal. 14 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:44,760 [dings] 15 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:45,680 Bitch! 16 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,680 No! 17 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,040 [groans] 18 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,200 Is anyone else gonna fucking puke? 19 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:52,880 [Lana] You must abstain... 20 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:53,960 No morning boners. 21 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,680 ...from sexual practices... 22 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,920 [groans loudly] Why! 23 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,520 ...for the entirety of your stay. 24 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,680 Welcome to hell! 25 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,360 Can I call my mom? I want to go home. 26 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,120 [upbeat song playing] 27 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,800 [Desiree] This time, our new totally fake show 28 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,760 is on a yacht, baby. 29 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,360 We got a boat with ass. 30 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,720 -Whoo! -[women laughing] 31 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,120 [Desiree] These super sexual hell raisers 32 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,680 think they're sailing off for a party tour of the Caribbean. 33 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,680 What happens in international waters... 34 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,520 [all] Stays in international waters! 35 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,560 [Desiree] But in reality... 36 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,760 there's only one cone-shaped star. 37 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,160 {\an8}Let's go! Let's go! 38 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,200 I'm ready to bang. 39 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,480 [all cheering] 40 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,320 This is gonna blow 41 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,480 your 42 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,400 minds! 43 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,600 [Desiree] Lana's surprise sex ban is 12 hours away. 44 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,400 So let's get back to our horny hottie on a yachtie. 45 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,440 [man] I'm on a boat! 46 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,800 {\an8}[Desiree] Oh, sexy and smart. 47 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,640 {\an8}We're gonna have fun on this boat. 48 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,000 Unless I get seasick. Then we got a problem. 49 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,560 My sex drive is a bit overboard. 50 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:12,120 Surely this is the show for me, I think. [laughs] 51 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,120 I'm Louis, a semi-pro footballer from the UK. 52 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,360 I'm a player and I get the girls. 53 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,720 He shoots, he scores, you know what I mean? 54 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,560 No, no. 55 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,600 [woman] Is that why you're only semi-pro? 56 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,440 Maybe just one... Maybe let me just have one more go. 57 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,280 I'm so thankful for the way God has blessed me. 58 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,720 Because in the boys' changing room, sorry, lads, 59 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,280 they're not hung like me. 60 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,880 [laughs] 61 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,120 Oh, my God, Mom. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [chuckling] I'm sorry. 62 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,120 Love Overboard. Whoo! 63 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,000 Big boat and sexy girls. That's what I came here for. 64 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,920 [Desiree] Oh, boy. A footballer and two hot girls? 65 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,680 {\an8}This could get Lionel Messi. 66 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,440 {\an8}The one in the sparkly dress. Oh, my gosh. 67 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,120 {\an8}Let's get this boat rocking! 68 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,680 [Hannah and Courtney] Hello! 69 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,720 Hello, girls. 70 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,720 -Nice to meet you. -I love your nose ring. 71 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:17,800 I'm Hannah. 72 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,040 -Nice to meet you. -Courtney. 73 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,800 -You two are beautiful. -What's your name? 74 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,240 -Louis. -Where you from? 75 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,160 London. 76 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,280 -London! I know, okay. -London, I hear it. 77 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,680 Have you ever dated an American girl? 78 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:28,720 Ooh... 79 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,840 -I actually haven't. -We can change that. 80 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,400 Is the bra showing? 81 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,800 Any little pieces popping out of place? 82 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,800 Titties out? No, we're good? Okay. 83 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,040 [pop song playing] 84 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:46,240 I am the epitome of a California Girl, are you kidding me? Look at this tan. 85 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,080 I like to wear bikinis that are literally this big, 86 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,880 like, literal dental floss. 87 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,600 We all have our beliefs, and mine is to be half naked all the time. 88 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,800 I have a roster of boyfriends 89 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,040 so that if one is acting up, call boyfriend two. 90 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,840 If boyfriend two doesn't send you flowers then call boyfriend number three. 91 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,760 {\an8}So you always have a backup option. 92 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,120 {\an8}Or five. Or five backup options. That's good too. 93 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,399 [Courtney] Are you excited for Love Overboard? 94 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,360 [Hannah] Definitely. 95 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,360 -Oh, 100%. It's a beautiful yacht. -It really is. 96 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,920 -This yacht is massive. -I'd live on this yacht. 97 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,520 This is definitely a livable yacht. Where do you think the bedroom is? 98 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,880 Okay, she goes straight, "Where's the bedroom!" Oh, girl! Okay! 99 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,080 Something about men, they bring a different side out of me, 100 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,280 but I have yet to find a guy that can keep up with me sexually. 101 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,680 They just don't get it. 102 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,480 [chuckles] 103 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,400 ♪ I like the way that you move ♪ 104 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,640 [Courtney] As a woman, you're very powerful. 105 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,840 You can get anything you want. 106 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,200 You just gotta learn how to tap into it. 107 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,000 I'm not just a pretty face. 108 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,600 I am a businesswoman and my ultimate dream is to own an empire. 109 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,360 There's more than meets the eye. 110 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,920 Is that how you say it? Scratch that. 111 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:16,440 I am very ambitious, that's with business and with boys too. 112 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:17,760 I'm a Boss Bitch. 113 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,200 [laughs] 114 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,080 Oh, look, here we go. Who's that? 115 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,840 [Desiree] That right there, Louis, 116 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,960 {\an8}is six-foot-four of pure muscle and lavish locks. 117 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,680 {\an8}[upbeat song playing] 118 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,840 {\an8}-We got some muscles out here, he's tan. -I see the abs. 119 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:37,960 [Desiree] God sure did take his time on this specimen of... 120 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,720 Whoa! What in the tuna toes are those? 121 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,880 [Hunter] Hello, hello! 122 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,320 -Hi, what's your name? -Hunter. 123 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,000 -You look like a surfer. -Yes... 124 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,680 Those are some freaky shoes. 125 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,440 -These are my lucky fish flops. -Those are cool, unique. 126 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,160 Yes, they get the job done. 127 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,600 These are the secret weapon. The chick magnets right here. 128 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,680 You wear these? Instant lay. 129 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,840 ♪ One, two three, four, one, two, three ♪ 130 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,880 [Hunter] I'm super spontaneous. 131 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:08,880 I love surfing, skinny-dipping, skydiving, and a little bit of trouble. 132 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,920 All right, all right, all right. 133 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,760 I always end up with blondes 134 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,560 who look exactly like the male version of me. 135 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:16,800 Female! Fuck! 136 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,880 Me getting girls isn't the issue, it's finding the right one. 137 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,880 What do I expect from Love Overboard? 138 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,000 I think we'll be on a cruise ship, throwing each other off. 139 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:29,800 Fight to the death. That'd be a little interesting. [laughs] 140 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:35,400 [Desiree] Um, producers, is it too late to make that show? That sounds great. 141 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,000 So, I'm not only a surfer, I love adrenaline. 142 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,360 I'm an adrenaline junkie. 143 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,000 I feel like I get my adrenaline... elsewhere. 144 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,200 -Where else? -Threesomes. 145 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,800 Hold on, hold on, hold on. I see someone... I see someone coming out. 146 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:53,480 {\an8}[Desiree] We've got ourselves a Megan and she's ready to make her Markle. 147 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,560 {\an8}[pop song playing] 148 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,160 -She's got a strut. I like it. -And she's beautiful. 149 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,760 -Hi! -[Hannah] Hello! 150 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,000 -[Hunter] Hello, hello. Whoo! -Hi. 151 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,000 -What's your name? Megan? -I'm Megan. 152 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,920 -Louis, nice to meet you. -How are you? 153 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,400 You could be in a boy band. 154 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,200 -A boy band? -[Hannah] Okay! 155 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,720 -Okay! -[all laughing] 156 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,280 Okay. What's your type? 157 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,800 -Tall, dark, handsome. -Okay. 158 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,200 Yeah. Another one of my types is footballers. 159 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,440 ♪ Oh, one day you'll see ♪ 160 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:29,000 ♪ I always want to be a VIP ♪ 161 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:33,200 [distorting] ♪ A VIP... ♪ 162 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,240 Right, I'm on. 163 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,120 [man] That seemed like a struggle. You okay? 164 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,240 I'm all good. [chuckles] 165 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,920 I am so excited to be on Love Overboard 166 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,480 because I love boys a lot. 167 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,640 Boys... Boys... Boys. 168 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,600 They definitely know who I am, and if they don't, they're about to know. 169 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,560 No, they do know. 170 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:01,160 But unfortunately, I get the ick really easily, which is why I'm single. 171 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,360 I do have an actual list of icks on my phone. 172 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:09,480 Toothbrush charger dirty, his toenails, farting in his sleep. It's gross. 173 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:13,760 Ugh. I'm expecting loads of fit guys, 174 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,520 loads of fit girls 175 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,080 and hopefully get a really nice tan. 176 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,960 That was a lame answer, wasn't it? 177 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,280 Do you play football? 178 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,840 -Yeah, I play a little bit. Semi-Pro. -Yeah, I mean, I'll take that. 179 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,760 [Desiree] Spoiler alert, I think we've got a Louis fan. 180 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,760 -Cheers. -What happens on the boat... 181 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,400 -[all] Stays on the boat! -[all laughing] 182 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,120 [Desiree] Ain't that the truth. Because in ten hours, 183 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:41,200 these horny sea dogs set sail for the celibate seas. 184 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,600 But before they get totally yacht blocked... 185 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,920 {\an8}here's two more sexy shipmates ready to make some waves. 186 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,280 Wait. We got double trouble coming. 187 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:56,360 Are you kidding me? Left is giving me good vibes. 188 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,760 -Okay, I can see the muscles from here. -[Hannah] Okay. 189 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:03,800 [Desiree] And where there's mussels, there's usually cockles. 190 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,560 -[Dre] Hey! How y'all doing? -[Courtney] Come on in! 191 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,480 -Hi, Alex. Nice to meet you. -Courtney, nice to meet you. 192 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,960 -Both cheeks. -Okay! You're shaking it!? 193 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,480 -Oh, no! -[Alex] Oh, my... 194 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,880 [all cheering] 195 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:16,880 Hell yeah. 196 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,080 [upbeat music playing] 197 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,560 A wise man once told me, 198 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,640 "If you look good, you don't gotta try too hard." 199 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:30,200 When I was younger, I did not get many women. 200 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,040 I didn't have no style, no drip, no swag. 201 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,120 And a face that only a mother could love. 202 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:42,520 You get me? I went from ugly duckling turned beautiful swan. 203 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:48,560 Now, I feel like I got to make up for all them years that I missed out on. 204 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,720 I feel super excited to be on Love Overboard 205 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,120 and meet beautiful women, 206 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,280 but I'm also nervous 'cause of the overboard part. 207 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,800 Fun fact, I can't swim. 208 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,960 -[Courtney] What's your type? -Bad ones. 209 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,320 Oh, the baddies! 210 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,600 Bad ones. 211 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,040 What's y'all types? 212 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,800 -I like classy, sophisticated guys. -[Dre] For sure. 213 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:15,040 Kind of, like Prince Philip, maybe, kind of vibe then? 214 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,400 [Desiree] I think she's thinking of someone less dead. 215 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,760 -Similar to Hugh Grant. -Who's Hugh Grant? 216 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,600 [Desiree] Oh, you might need to update your references. 217 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,840 -James Bond maybe? Yeah. -That's my type. 218 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,320 [Desiree] He's back in the room. 219 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,520 I am the quintessential British Prince Charming. 220 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,560 Handsome, intelligent, humble. 221 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,960 Oi, quickly. What does quintessential mean? 222 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,240 [upbeat music] 223 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,640 If I was an animal, I'd probably be a giraffe. 224 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:47,520 I've got a really long neck. And giraffes are quite lean, aren't they? 225 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,280 Quite good bodies. Sexy. 226 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,120 I'm very proud of my body. 227 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,240 I expect from Love Overboard to meet someone to match my energy. 228 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,040 They need to be a bit crazy and... 229 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,280 [upbeat music distorts] 230 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,440 Something or another. 231 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,520 My best asset, I've got effortless hair. 232 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:10,200 Girls, they see my hair and then I let them touch it. 233 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,120 It's like a magnetic pull. 234 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,360 This is the honey for the girls, so I draw 'em in. 235 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,920 Ooh, I forgot how good I was looking. 236 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Nice. What a pleasant reminder. 237 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,440 -It's just natural... -[Hannah] Let me feel it. 238 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,840 Oh, it's soft! My God. 239 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,160 [Courtney] I love it, it's great. 240 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,320 -You can touch it as well. -Let me see. 241 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,040 -Everyone can touch it. I don't think... -It's soft. 242 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,000 Yeah, you got some nice hair here. 243 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,960 [Desiree] Well, if you're turned on by hair... 244 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,480 Oh, we got more people. 245 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,320 {\an8}...then here's one hell of an afrodisiac. 246 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,760 Damn! 247 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,200 [upbeat song playing] 248 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,760 [Courtney] Give us champagne, baby girl! 249 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,480 [all cheering] 250 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,480 Y'all ready to get this party started? 251 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,040 [all cheering] 252 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,400 -[Hannah] Hey! -What's your name? 253 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,480 -Christine, what's your name? -Courtney. 254 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,600 -Nice to meet you. -Hello, you all right? 255 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,480 -I'm good. -Louis, nice to meet you. 256 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,600 -Gonna pour me one or... -Absolutely. 257 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,520 -What's your job? -I'm a bottle girl. 258 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,160 Let's say I've got a good reputation with bottle girls. 259 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,960 [upbeat music playing] 260 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,600 I'm here to bring the party. It's what I do best. 261 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,640 [chuckles] 262 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,720 Being a bottle girl, I have a lot of options. 263 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,280 No strings attached. 264 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,760 We don't do feelings here. This is a feelings-free zone. 265 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,720 I love walking into the club and everybody's staring at me. 266 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,160 When I see a guy, I just like to give him my mating call. 267 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,080 Hootie hootie hoo! 268 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,880 [echoing] 269 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:47,240 I'm a 6'1" goddess with long legs that go on for days. 270 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,840 It just takes a real man to handle this much woman. 271 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,400 He needs to measure up. 272 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,640 -What's your type in a man? -[Christine] You. 273 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,880 -You could ride this ride. -I can ride the... Yes, sir! 274 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,200 -I'm winning today. I'm winning today. -[all laughing] 275 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,480 [Desiree] Louis might be the kingpin now, 276 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:16,640 but something tells me this next hunk is gonna bowl these girls over. 277 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,520 -Whoo! We've got a guy! -[Megan] Let's go. 278 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,680 {\an8}[upbeat song playing] 279 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,360 {\an8}♪ Like this, watch me go like this ♪ 280 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,160 -[Isaac] How we doing? What's up? -[all greeting] 281 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,320 -Courtney, what's your name? -Isaac. 282 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,520 Nice to meet you. 283 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,160 -Isaac, right? -Yeah, Isaac. 284 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,800 -I'm Hannah. -What's your job? What do you do? 285 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,000 Yeah, I'm a banker. I'm a finance bro. 286 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,440 -[Alex] Really? -Six figures? 287 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,680 Ah... 288 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,040 You'll have to find out. 289 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:46,360 ♪ I've been working all day and night Focus on my bank account ♪ 290 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,960 When girls find out I'm a banker, they think I'm drinking all the time, 291 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:54,320 going out, meeting women and... yeah, that's true. 292 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,400 [chuckles] 293 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,880 ♪ Bring me my money ♪ 294 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,600 My saying is, "Work hard, play harder." 295 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,960 As far as looking for a girl, I'm honestly not that picky. 296 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,760 If the booty's fat, you know where I'm at. 297 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,280 -Oh, seriously? -[cell phone ringing] 298 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,240 My mom. 299 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,920 -What's going on, Mom? -[mother] Hey, son, how are you? 300 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,040 -How are you, darling? -Good, thank you. 301 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,880 What's my game plan going in? 302 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,160 [mother] Just be the lovely lad I know you are, 303 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,400 and you'll be fine and they will love you. 304 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,600 I have to go, son, love you. Bye. 305 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,160 Love you. 306 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,080 She thinks I'm a saint. 307 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,480 If only she knew. [chuckles] 308 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,960 Anyone been down and dirty on a boat? Freaky, freaky-deaky? 309 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,000 I am a boat virgin, so... 310 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,520 -[Courtney] I'd say same. -Me too. 311 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,440 We got a new person? 312 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,480 [Desiree] That boat virginity might not last long 313 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:48,680 {\an8}when you set your sights on our final sexy shipmate. 314 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,200 Hey! 315 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,080 [Alex cheering] 316 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,520 -Her legs are rockets. -Yeah, that looks like my type. 317 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,680 [pop song playing] 318 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,000 [all cheering] 319 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,360 Yeah. I like them blonde. 320 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,360 How's it going? 321 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,520 -Elys. Nice to meet you. -Alex, nice to meet you. 322 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,960 -Hi. -That'd be you? 323 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,920 Yeah, I always end up with blondes. 324 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,960 It just happens, man. 325 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,840 -Elys, nice to meet you, hi. -Hello. Hunter. 326 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,880 -Great to meet you. -I'm Megan, where are you from? 327 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,040 -I'm from Switzerland. -You sound very English. 328 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,320 -I'm half English too. -What's it like in Switzerland? 329 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,880 It's very like snowy right now and very cold. 330 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,800 Do you shred? Snowboard. 331 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,200 I'm a skier. 332 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,360 [pop song playing] 333 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:34,680 I'm a total adrenaline junkie and a ski instructor. 334 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,720 Oh, yeah! [chuckles] 335 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,840 I swear, if I look really bad on this, I'll be so angry. 336 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,080 [chuckles] 337 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,640 I started skiing when I was three months old. 338 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,440 My parents chucked me on the skis, 339 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,160 and since then, I've been in love with the mountains. 340 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,960 But I have absolutely always been a wild child. 341 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:03,040 I wanted to be outside, having fun, chasing guys, doing hot girl shit. 342 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,960 I've got a couple tattoos. Says, "Duck off." 343 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,440 Why do I think guys like me? 344 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,440 Mm, probably 'cause I've got a banging pair of tits. 345 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,880 Double D. I've got a good rack on me. 346 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,600 It's true what they say about posh girls. We're very badly behaved. 347 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,920 ♪ Run for your life ♪ 348 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,960 How you guys feel about being on a boat for three weeks? 349 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,320 Nice weather, good looking people. Champagne. 350 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,080 -[all] Yeah. -[Dre] God damn. 351 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,200 {\an8}Love Overboard is the first of its kind, y'all. 352 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,320 {\an8}I never seen a dating show on a boat. 353 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,160 {\an8}I'm definitely ready to raise my main sail. 354 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,200 {\an8}[Desiree] Well, well, well. Our work here is done. 355 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,920 They've fallen for it hook, line and sinker. 356 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,640 So it's the perfect time to introduce our new, totally fake host. 357 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,480 Captain Blower. 358 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,000 Not only does he scrub up well, 359 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,520 but he also happens to know all the sailor lingo. 360 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,040 -Ahoy! -[Desiree] Told ya. 361 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,200 [all cheering] 362 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,400 I trust that you're all settling in okay. 363 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,160 My name is Captain Blower 364 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,119 and welcome to my dating show, Love Overboard. 365 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,880 -[all cheering] -Yeah! 366 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,280 You're all about to head out on the vacation of a lifetime, 367 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:17,359 and hopefully find love along the way. 368 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,760 Ooh, Captain Blower! 369 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,119 Let's go! 370 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,200 {\an8}Things are gonna get a bit spicy. 371 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,599 So, tonight will be your first beach party of many. 372 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,520 Aye-aye! 373 00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:34,720 And at each party, we'll be picking up a new sexy single. 374 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,000 [all cheering] 375 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,280 [Elys] A new hot single? 376 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:41,880 {\an8}There's already so many hot guys on board. I don't think I can take anymore. 377 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,440 However, there's a catch. 378 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,240 There are only five double beds on board. 379 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,560 [Hunter] Ooh... 380 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,720 So if you don't want to sleep alone, 381 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,160 you better get to picking your shipmate. 382 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,880 [all cheering] 383 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,480 {\an8}I really want to get Louis alone in a bedroom. 384 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,080 {\an8}And throw away the key. 385 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,880 [Desiree] Technically, that's kidnapping, 386 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:07,200 which, I suppose, is what we're doing to these horny sea dogs 387 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,960 as there's just one party stop on their tour of the Caribbean, 388 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,280 -and that is at Lana's Retreat tonight. -[beeps] 389 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,680 And I suspect that the new sexy single 390 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,200 is actually a smooth-talking cone, 391 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,360 busy watching every move. 392 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,000 [women giggling] 393 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,480 [Desiree] Am I right, Lana? 394 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,080 -[beeps] -[Lana] Correct. 395 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,520 Over the next eight hours, 396 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,520 I will collect crucial data and analyze my guests' behavior 397 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,240 before the rules of my retreat are initiated. 398 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,040 And the fake show, Love Overboard, comes to an end. 399 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,000 Well, there you have it. 400 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,560 We might as well enjoy the fake race 401 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:51,240 for the fake beds on the fake super yacht while we still can. 402 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,800 So, question of the day, who do y'all fancy? 403 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,040 Um, I actually have to say Isaac. 404 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,560 -[Elys] Yeah. -He's very tall. 405 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,520 I think Alex is quite fit. 406 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,960 He's really muscly, yet he's just easy to talk to as well. 407 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,200 But Hunter's quite hot as well, to be honest. 408 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,280 [women exclaiming] 409 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,360 Okay. 410 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,760 {\an8}I'm completely spoilt for choice. 411 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,960 {\an8}I mean, Hunter, this fucking perfect surfer guy. 412 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,960 And then there's Alex, a right gentleman. 413 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,520 I mean, fuck me. 414 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,920 [chuckling] Literally. 415 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,560 For me, I think Elys has got to be the top tier for me. 416 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,640 Scandi Spice! 417 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,280 I'm gonna put myself in this race over here. 418 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,800 -It's Elys for me. -[all laughing] 419 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,640 Everything just ticks my boxes. 420 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,400 Blonde, gorgeous, you really can't ask for more. 421 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,800 {\an8}Oh, man, blonde-haired girls just... I don't know, it's like my weakness. 422 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,000 {\an8}I gotta have her. 423 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,880 {\an8}We gotta talk. 424 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,920 {\an8}Do I sense a little, uh, battle? 425 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 {\an8}Right! 426 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,240 {\an8}I'm not threatened by Hunter at all, you know. I'm Alex. 427 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,080 {\an8}The true English gent. 428 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,720 {\an8}I feel like Elys is gonna fall for my charm before Hunter anyway, 429 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,160 {\an8}so that's nothing to worry about. 430 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,120 Louis. 431 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,040 They're all beautiful, but what did the captain say earlier? 432 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,320 -I've got to pick the one. -[man] Your shipmate. 433 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,520 My shipmate. 434 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,880 But I don't want to put all the eggs in one basket. 435 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,000 It's near enough impossible 436 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,320 having to try and choose between five girls right now, 437 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,520 but I'm not interested in the chase. 438 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,760 {\an8}I'd rather see who approaches me. 439 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,280 {\an8}[Desiree] This is my fifth season, and if I've learned anything, 440 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,080 playing it cool never works. 441 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,960 -If I had to pick one, it'd be Louis. -Louis' my number one at the moment. 442 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,920 I'm definitely feeling Louis too. 443 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,520 [Desiree] Okay, so this time it may work. 444 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,560 {\an8}I just think Louis' the man of my dreams. I cannot stop thinking about him. 445 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:50,400 {\an8}Well, he will be after I figure the Hannah and Christine situation out. 446 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,960 {\an8}I always go after the guy that everybody wants. 447 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,520 {\an8}-[Hannah] Um... Ooh... -Mm-mm. 448 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,720 {\an8}No one is ready for that. 449 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,880 {\an8}I'm here obviously for, um... 450 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,880 {\an8}[Desiree] Making friends in the spirit of sisterhood? 451 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,480 {\an8}...dick. Uh... 452 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,160 {\an8}Not necessarily friendship, so, girls, sorry not sorry. 453 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,320 Louis will definitely be in my bed. 454 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,760 We'll see, I guess. 455 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,720 You could have him on Monday, you can have him on Tuesday, 456 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,560 you on Wednesday and just do a weekly rota or something. 457 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,600 We'll see how it plays out. 458 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,000 [Hannah] This is a cutthroat race, for sure. 459 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,400 {\an8}I love to win. I literally love to win. 460 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,640 {\an8}Let the games begin. 461 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,840 -Oh, this is so sick. -Ooh. 462 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,800 [Isaac] This is a floating sex palace. 463 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880 -All right! -Whoo! 464 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,040 [cheering] 465 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,880 [ship horn blowing] 466 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,160 -Who wants to go skinny-dipping? -I will! 467 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,720 -[Isaac] I will. Definitely. -Let's see it, we'll watch. 468 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,520 Never would I have dreamt to be in the Caribbean on a super yacht. 469 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,720 Guys, I might go check out the boat, I might go find the captain. 470 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,000 But I don't know what I'm doing, to be honest. 471 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:08,360 I'm going to have a bit of a moment to myself because this is a dilemma. 472 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,800 I don't know who to go for. 473 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,720 [Desiree] I have a feeling you won't be left alone with your thoughts for long. 474 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,120 [Alex] I'm seeing Elys at the end of the boat, 475 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,320 looking all classy, hot and spicy. 476 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,400 I'm thinking, "Perfect opportunity to go and chat to her now before Hunter." 477 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,000 I'm going to bring some drinks out. You gotta stay hydrated! 478 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,600 [Desiree] You hear that, Hunter? I would get a move on, if I were you. 479 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:33,240 It's a time to shine and I'm going to make Elys mine. 480 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,400 [dramatic music playing] 481 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,960 [Desiree] I've literally never seen two men move more slowly. 482 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,480 [music crescendoes] 483 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,280 Hi. 484 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,400 How's it going? 485 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,320 [Desiree] It's a victory for England. And hydration. 486 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,120 Oh, Elys! Alex! Damn. 487 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,480 Alex did beat me to Elys, 488 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,960 but I don't think that guy has game. 489 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,000 I'm gonna let him mess it up. I'll clean up after. 490 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,840 You're looking good. 491 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,040 Thank you, so are you. You look tanned. 492 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,800 I really do not struggle to get with girls. 493 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,840 The British charm is my little weapon in the arsenal. 494 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,720 Good conversation. Real good chat. 495 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,440 So I've got this, no worries. 496 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,640 Your eyebrows are great, by the way. 497 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,680 Do you do much for them or like... 498 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,840 I didn't know where I was going with that one. Oh, God. 499 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,760 Who do you normally go for? 500 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,200 I've always, my heart, heart... 501 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,320 -I go more... -Your heart and soul? 502 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,000 My entire heart and soul towards, uh... Towards blondes. 503 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,240 -Oh, nice. -What about yourself? 504 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,400 Tall, handsome, young man with curly hair... 505 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,960 Yeah, exactly. Called Alex. 506 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,880 ...a great sense of humor, humble. 507 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,200 [both laughing] 508 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,960 Although Alex's flirting is questionable, 509 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,760 I definitely like him and I think he's very charming. 510 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,040 Like, I'm someone who needs to be stimulated at all times. 511 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,080 Yeah, stimulated at all times. Righty. 512 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,720 I think I might just come over here a little bit more. 513 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,800 Get a little more comfortable. 514 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,400 Have you got your eyes on anyone else? 515 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,920 -Miss Scandi-Goddess. -I thought you'd never ask. 516 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 -I guess you caught my eye. -Yeah? 517 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,720 -So humble. -Yeah. 518 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,880 -Um, Hunter's definitely caught my eye. -Yeah. 519 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,040 Alex has made it crystal clear that I'm his favorite. 520 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,520 So, I just... You know, I can take my time. 521 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,000 Have a smooch around first before I get to know Hunter. 522 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,920 Look, the sun's out, this is a lovely moment. 523 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,920 Yeah. 524 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,240 I don't even think Hunter needs to even try at the moment, 525 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,320 he should just go and find someone else. 526 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,640 She's laughing at my jokes. Her teeth are out all the time. 527 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,720 I really wanna share a bed with Elys. 528 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,000 But I'm thinking, let's just leave it hanging for a little bit. 529 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,480 Girls want what they can't have, right? 530 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,280 ♪ I wanna see you bring the heat ♪ 531 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,480 [Desiree] Well, in Louis' case, he's what nearly every girl wants. 532 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,720 Christine likes Louis and she is literally a supermodel. 533 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,600 Hannah likes Louis and she's a model as well. 534 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,520 I'm the only one that's not a model. 535 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,160 I want Louis in my bed tonight, so I need to get in there first. 536 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,400 -Hello. -Hi, you okay? 537 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,200 -Better now. How are you? -Lovely, I'm good, thank you. 538 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,120 Good. 539 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,320 [Christine] Damn, like, Megan does not beat around the bush, 540 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,320 but I'm not worried because she ain't me. 541 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,000 I feel like there's no competition in this little battle here. 542 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,760 So I'm gonna hold back and let them try, 543 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,160 and then I will slide in, take the W, win the war! [laughs] 544 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,600 Beautiful yacht, isn't it? 545 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,320 Beautiful yacht and people, what more could you want? 546 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,760 I think I've got the best chance because me and Louis, we've got banter, 547 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,920 English banter that the Americans don't understand. 548 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,520 You're looking beautiful. I'm loving the diamonds. 549 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,680 -[Megan] Really? -Yeah. 550 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,320 They match your earrings. So much in common. 551 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,160 I feel like we've got very similar personalities, 552 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,240 -but what is your type? -Um... 553 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,760 -I don't have too much of a type. -Right. 554 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,960 -So anything with a pulse. Tick. -No, let's not do that. 555 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,320 I'm a classy gentleman. Do you not think I am? 556 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,160 -Well, I'm a lady, so... -[laughs] 557 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,560 -You need to have that banter. -Yeah. 558 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,200 -You need to have casual chat, you know? -Yeah. 559 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,040 Everything's going good. 560 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,640 She's got the vibe, she's got the flirtiness 561 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,800 and to top it off, she's got the... Megan's got the... 562 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,760 [ship horn blowing] 563 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,960 What's your favorite feature on me? 564 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,640 Nice eyes. Tick that one off. 565 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,200 [Desiree] He says while staring at her cleavage. 566 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,760 People normally say my boobs. 567 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,960 -The boobs are all right. -You haven't looked, have you? 568 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,840 No, that's the first time I'm seeing it. 569 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,920 -[Megan] That's the first time! -[both laughing] 570 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,760 I've got a secret. 571 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,040 -Yeah? -Yeah. 572 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,840 So, you'd probably be my number one to share a bed with tonight. 573 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,640 Megan looks absolutely fire. 574 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,960 Not only are we flirty, but we have a lot of banter between us, 575 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,520 and I think I'd like to share a bed with you, you have them late night chats. 576 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,480 Sharing with you would be cool. [chuckles] 577 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,520 You want to share a bed with me? 578 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,360 -For sure. -Okay. 579 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,040 Sorry, Hannah and Christine! 580 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,000 Tonight, I'm gonna be sharing a bed with Louis! 581 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,480 But I know sometimes I can come across as a little bit keen. 582 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,160 Where are you going? 583 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,760 [Megan] I'm going for a swim. 584 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,880 So I'm just, you know, playing it cool. 585 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,720 [Desiree] Oh, Megan, 586 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,280 it's risky cooling off when your man is such hot property. 587 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,200 [Christine] Megan had her chance. Now it's my time to shine. 588 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,600 You can't get sexier than this. Come on. 589 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,680 Hey. You got a nice face to look at. 590 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,960 -Yeah? -Yeah. 591 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,000 I'm going to be straightforward and direct 'cause I always get what I want. 592 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,400 So Louis will definitely be in my bed. 593 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,480 As soon as I walked in, I told you. 594 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,920 You said, "What's my type?" I said, "You." Yeah? 595 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,160 Sorry, I'm blushing, I... 596 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,200 I'm trying to sunbathe and I'm getting girls come and talk to me. 597 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,440 I'm feeling like a little kid in a candy shop. 598 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,320 So you would say I'm your number one? 599 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,000 I mean, right... I don't know, right now... 600 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,680 You answering wrong. 601 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,400 Right now, obviously I have to keep everything open, 602 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,160 but you're definitely top two. 603 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,400 [Christine] He's playing hard to get. It's time we take it up a notch. 604 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,360 [upbeat music playing] 605 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,840 -I need some more sunscreen, it's hot. -You need more sunscreen? 606 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,000 If I get him to rub my booty, it'll be like a nice little teaser. 607 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,480 Once you get a little taste of it, like, you're gonna want more. 608 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,440 You need to put some sunscreen on me. 609 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,600 Megan is a very, very beautiful girl. 610 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,160 But Christine's sitting there 611 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,320 and she's just looking fine as a dime. 612 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,680 [chuckles] 613 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,160 -You gotta get the butt first. -You don't need to tell me. 614 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,080 -[Christine] Yeah, get the butt first. -You don't need to tell me. 615 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,160 [Louis] And it's definitely my favorite part. 616 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,760 -[both chuckle] -[Desiree] Stay strong now, Louis. 617 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,680 Remember Megan with those beautiful eyes? 618 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,640 Shit, I could stay all day, man. 619 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,040 Christine, Christine, Christine. 620 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,080 -[Desiree] Megan, Megan, Megan. -[chuckles softly] 621 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,760 So, um, what do you think about like, sleeping arrangements? 622 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,880 You sleep with me tonight? 623 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,680 [Louis] This is persuading me a little bit. 624 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,760 [Christine] A little bit? 625 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,040 I'll need a little bit more than a little bit. 626 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,000 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 627 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,040 [both laughing] 628 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,880 What am I gonna do? 629 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,600 What am I gonna... what am I gonna do? 630 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,120 -With the bed situation? -I want you in my bed. 631 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,040 Oh... 632 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,520 I mean, that could be arranged sure. 633 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,440 [Desiree] Wow, Christine, that ass of yours is effective. 634 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,640 Good. 635 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,400 I came, I creamed, I conquered. 636 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,960 I feel like I want you in my bed, too, for sure that. 637 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,600 I mean, look at her. Who would say no? 638 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,800 I'll deal with the repercussions later on. 639 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,440 [Desiree] Just add it to the long list of things 640 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,600 you will be dealing with later on, Louis, 641 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,040 as your days at sea are numbered. 642 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,160 Because in approximately three hours, 643 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,360 you'll be disembarking at Lana's Retreat. 644 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,880 -Mind if I join you? -Yeah, why not? 645 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,440 -You're so tall. I love it! -How are you? I know. 646 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,160 Is it acceptable to pee in the water? 647 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,240 I was wondering if it's okay to pee in the Jacuzzi. 648 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,800 It might make it a little warmer. 649 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,280 I'm usually probably the most open-minded person you'll probably ever meet. 650 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,800 Okay. So open-minded, let's see, how open-minded? 651 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,880 -'Cause I'm kinky in the bedroom. -Yeah? 652 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,120 -Like, uh, handcuffs. -What? 653 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,840 Blindfold? 654 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,320 -A blindfold? -Yeah. 655 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,160 -Okay. -Bondage, like this. 656 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,960 That's kind of hot. Definitely. I think that's really fucking hot. 657 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,240 -Wow, this is beautiful. -Wow. 658 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,560 This is a super yacht. I got super-hot women. 659 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,560 I'm feeling super sexy, 660 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,440 but I want Elys. 661 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,760 So I'm gonna find out what happened with Elys and Alex. 662 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,760 It's time to take action. 663 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,760 I know we're both liking Elys right now. 664 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,880 -Yeah. -How are you feeling about that? 665 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,160 Yeah, wow, I mean, there's no doubt. 666 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,400 I find her attractive, we've had a bit of chat here and there 667 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,720 and it seems like we're getting along well. 668 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,680 Oh, yeah? 669 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,040 At the moment, I've gotten some pretty good signs from her. 670 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,680 -Did you try to kiss her? -No, not just yet. 671 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,800 No kiss! I don't see a competition. 672 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,760 I think we're done talking here. 673 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,160 I'm gonna find Elys. 674 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,480 All is fair. Love 'em all. 675 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,360 [Desiree] Um, sorry, what? Don't you mean, 676 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,760 "All is fair in love and war?" 677 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,720 All is fair in love and war. 678 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,920 [Desiree] Nailed it. 679 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,520 -Hey girls. -[Hannah] Well, hello! 680 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,680 -[Hunter] How's the water? -Good, it's warm. 681 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,320 You mind if I borrow Elys for a minute? 682 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,080 -Okay. -Bye! 683 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,480 Have fun. 684 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,680 -I will. -[Hannah] Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 685 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,480 The best plan is no plan at all. 686 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,400 -[Hunter] Hello. -Hi. 687 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,840 Just go for it. 688 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,520 How are you doing? 689 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,920 -I'm good, how are you? -Good. 690 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,640 This is gonna be very direct, but my eyes are on you. 691 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,400 -Yeah? -You were my number one, 692 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,440 soon as you walked in. Physically, you tick all my boxes. 693 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,200 I mean, from your hair, the body... 694 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,040 [Desiree] Don't forget the eyebrows! 695 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,880 You had this energy about you that I was drawn to. 696 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,440 -Thank you. That's very nice. -Yeah. 697 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,760 [Elys] I don't really care what he's saying. 698 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,960 I just can't stop looking at his face. He's just so hot. 699 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,880 -What's your mind? Where are you at? -I guess I had my eye on you and on Alex. 700 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,800 Okay. 701 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,160 I was definitely mostly drawn to you and your height. 702 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,840 -You're very tall, I like that. -Okay. 703 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,680 -An amazing body. -Thank you. 704 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,520 Your shoes really did it for me. 705 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,440 -The fish flops! -I guess you came here fishing. 706 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,560 Hopefully we get a catch. 707 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,040 [Hunter] I think she's into me. 708 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,520 It's time to reel the girl in like a fish on a hook. 709 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,800 So, sleeping arrangements, we gotta bunk with someone. 710 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,640 -You're asking me to share a bed with you? -Would you like to share a bed with me? 711 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,320 [romantic song playing] 712 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,640 Alex is such a gentleman, which I kind of like. 713 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,400 But Hunter is tall, muscly, tanned. 714 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,960 He's just so fit. 715 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,920 -Yes, I would. -I'll take that. 716 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,960 I will take that. Yes! 717 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,880 I'm sorry, Alex. 718 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,400 [Desiree] Don't worry, Elys. Alex has found another bird to play with. 719 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,920 -Hold up... Shit! -[gobbling] 720 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,560 -Come on! -Hey, go crazy bro, 721 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,760 you're in there with that big-ass red bird. 722 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:00,720 Sold. 723 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,600 Are you a good kisser? 724 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,320 [Desiree] Now, that is a line that only hot people get away with. 725 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,400 Yes, I am. 726 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,680 Should we find out? 727 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,720 [Elys] Let's do it. 728 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,480 America, one. England, no. 729 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:22,880 When Alex finds out, 730 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,080 I want a front row seat, 731 00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:26,320 popcorn. 732 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,679 Showtime. 733 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,600 [upbeat music playing] 734 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,560 [Courtney] Cheers. 735 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,480 I'm going to get ready for tonight. I'll see you later, Louis. 736 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,040 I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave. 737 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,400 I think this is the perfect moment. I'm moving in. 738 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,719 I have a strategy formulated. 739 00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:00,840 The first step of the strategy is to get that Hannah charm up in there. 740 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,480 Operation "Get Louis Into My Bed" is in action. 741 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,640 -Hello. -Hello, hello. 742 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,320 -What are you doing? -Just chilling. 743 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,640 I'm loving this. 744 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,680 As you can see, catching a tan. 745 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,320 [Louis] Girls are just coming one by one. It's like a revolving door. 746 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,560 Who is your top choice? 747 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,760 [Desiree] Well, if anyone needs a reminder, first it was Megan... 748 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,560 -You want to share a bed with me? -For sure. 749 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,600 ...then Christine took the top spot... 750 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,800 I want you in my bed. 751 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,640 That could be arranged, for sure. 752 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,880 ...so what are you saying about Hannah, Louis? 753 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,880 -I feel like we had a good vibe. -We're in this together. 754 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,360 As soon as I saw you, it was straight, wasn't it? 755 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,080 Yes, you either know or you know when you see someone 756 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,360 -that you are definitely gonna vibe with. -I'm loving this boat. 757 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,760 Where has this boat been my whole life? I'm gonna get lost at sea. 758 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,000 I have that sixth sense. That instinct. You know what I mean? 759 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,320 It's not really hard for me to decide. 760 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,800 My type's dark hair. 761 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,080 Interesting. You're going to love blondes after this. So we'll see. 762 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,960 So you're gonna have to persuade me. 763 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,640 -It's not much persuading. -No? 764 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,600 [both laugh] 765 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,880 She is looking... leng. Beautiful. 766 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,920 You're my next victim. 767 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,560 [laughs] 768 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,160 The confidence, I love it. 769 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:28,280 The charm is working. Strategy is unfolding. 770 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,080 I'm gonna spice things up. 771 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,560 You know, you're looking, like, really sunburned. 772 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,960 Getting a little sun? 773 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,080 I've got some... 774 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,200 I've got some sun cream. 775 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,760 He's falling right into the Hannah charm. Right into the trap. 776 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,400 Can't have you getting sunburned. 777 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,520 I am extremely physical. 778 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,600 I'm ready to play. 779 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,920 Let's go. 780 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,440 -Work out much, or what? -Yeah, ride it. 781 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,400 -[laughs] -I'm all... 782 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,560 Don't get me too excited. 783 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,280 So, what's the plan for tonight? 784 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,320 Yeah? 785 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,200 -I spoke to a couple of people. -Yeah? 786 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,080 -Yeah, how'd that go? -All right. 787 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,280 The other girls are literally amazing, but I'm in it to win it. 788 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:13,640 It's time to put the final step of the plan to action. 789 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,280 I can persuade you to be in my bed tonight. 790 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,200 [Louis] Mm. 791 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,920 [upbeat music playing] 792 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:33,120 There's too much to pick from! I'm only a man. I'm only a man. 793 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,920 I'm getting confused, discombobulated. Head's gone. 794 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,080 -Was it good persuading? -Yeah. 795 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,600 What's the deal tonight? What's the bed situation? 796 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,440 [chuckles nervously] 797 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,960 I feel we've come to a verdict. 798 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,040 -Have we? -Has to be me and you, right? 799 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,880 So, does that mean I win? It definitely means I win. 800 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,040 Oh, my God. 801 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,800 I'm not even gonna talk right now, for... 802 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,040 [Hannah] Speechless. 803 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,200 [Louis] I've been a yes-man. 804 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,480 Somehow I pulled off getting three of the five girls 805 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,840 to want to sleep in my bed. 806 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,280 -Yeah, just give me a minute. [laughs] -All right. 807 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,680 There's no harm in that. 808 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,640 I hope not. 809 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,600 [Desiree] If there's no harm in that, then there's definitely no harm in us 810 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,200 well and truly crushing all your horny hopes and dreams. 811 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,840 That's right. In less than an hour, 812 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:31,640 the one and only Lana will be making an entrance at tonight's beach party. 813 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:35,800 Where you lot are gonna be landlocked and cockblocked. 814 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,160 [Isaac] Party time! 815 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,280 {\an8}I'm ready to raise my sail. 816 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,280 Whoo! 817 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,520 Louis is just so sexy and I just wanna go to bed with him right now. 818 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,240 [upbeat music playing] 819 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,800 If he's got a big willy, he's got literally the whole package. 820 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,760 [Dre] Hell, yeah, I'm excited for the new people. 821 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,640 It's making me horny, as a matter of fact. I'm trying to get frisky after this. 822 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,360 [Alex] This is gonna be a great night 823 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,800 and I'm ready to seal the deal and share a bed with Elys. 824 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,920 I'm ready to rock the boat. 825 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,040 [Desiree] This is it. [squeals] Oh, I am excited. 826 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,680 Let's check we've got everything ready for the night. 827 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,120 -A random fire breather, check. -[upbeat dance music playing] 828 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,480 Super sexy dancers, check. 829 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,520 Charming actor pretending to be a boat captain throwing a beach party? 830 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,520 Check, check, check. 831 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,800 Over to you, big guy. 832 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,720 Grab one of my captain's cocktails! 833 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,560 Captain Blower! What do you have in store for us? 834 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,920 I promised you the holiday of a lifetime. 835 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:54,120 So welcome to your first beach party! 836 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,400 [all cheering] 837 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,680 Let's kick this thing off with a bang! 838 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,680 -[all cheering] -[dance music playing] 839 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,600 [Hunter] We got the fire. 840 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,520 We got girls dancing with fire. 841 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,920 This party is lit. 842 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,320 I'm ready to bang, Blower. I'm ready to bang. 843 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,040 What do you say we shake things up? Dancers! 844 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,440 [all cheering] 845 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,320 Yeah! This is what we need! 846 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,000 I love you, Captain Blower! 847 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,000 [yelling] 848 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,760 [Dre] God damn, they look good. 849 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,280 Oh, man, this has me feeling hot. 850 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,000 [Hannah] My body is pulsating right now. I'm so turned on. 851 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,240 These portholes are gonna get steamy tonight. 852 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,800 [Louis] I got three of the best looking girls on the yacht 853 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,560 wanting to stay in a bed with me. 854 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,800 Gonna be naughty. 855 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,320 {\an8}Isaac is really, really turning me on. 856 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,280 [Desiree] Lana, your time to shine is approaching. 857 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,640 Which is perfect timing, as this beach party is about to become a beach orgy. 858 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,600 All right! Good party, right? 859 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,640 What do you say we make it even better? 860 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,000 [all] Yeah! 861 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,120 [Captain] It's time to introduce you 862 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,960 to a new, hot, sexy single. 863 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,600 [Desiree] Who happens to be a cockblocking cone. 864 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,280 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 865 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,920 [Desiree] Hats off, producers. 866 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,040 -First we have the super yacht. -[all cheering] 867 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,760 Drum roll, please. 868 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,520 [Desiree] Then the fire breathers, dancers and fireworks. 869 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,160 This is gonna blow your mind! 870 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,160 [Desiree] No expense spared. 871 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,880 Which means Lana's reveal 872 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,760 is gonna be bigger than ever. 873 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,520 -[phone ringing] -Hold that thought, guys. 874 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,920 Just gotta take this call from the producers. 875 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,200 Hey, great party. I can't believe... 876 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,000 -[muffled voice] -Wait, what? 877 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,680 Okay. Turns out, we blew the budget on the yacht. 878 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:09,000 So, Lana's gonna have to make do with a smoke machine. 879 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:10,920 Don't worry guys, 880 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,160 'cause the reactions are going to be priceless. 881 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,840 [dings] 882 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,200 -[all screaming] -[Dre] Oh, no! 883 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,640 No! No! No! 884 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,920 No, no, no! 885 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 [all screaming] 886 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,240 [groaning] 887 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,560 Get me off this island! 888 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,760 A cone? A cone? A cone?! 889 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,840 [Desiree] It's time for the obligatory slow-mo. 890 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,760 [all screaming in slo-mo] 891 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,080 [in slo-mo] No! 892 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,800 [in slo-mo] I came for dick! 893 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,080 [in normal voice] Oh, my God, y'all. 894 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,720 This is Too Hot To Handle, bruv, I'm pissed. 895 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,040 [Lana] Hello, everyone. I am Lana. 896 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,600 Love Overboard has hit the rocks. 897 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,560 Aw, what, bruv?! 898 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,760 I know what that cone brings. 899 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,760 [Desiree] Deep and meaningful relationships? 900 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,080 -Pain and torture. -[Desiree] Close enough. 901 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,240 [Lana] And you are now washed up on Too Hot To Handle. 902 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,200 [Elys] Dre is crying. I think everyone might cry. 903 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,480 We all wanted to bang each other and now Lana's here. 904 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,480 [Christine] I didn't sign up for this. 905 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,240 Too Hot To handle can kiss my ass. 906 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,440 Oh, my! What? 907 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,960 [Alex yells indistinctly] 908 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,640 [Lana] You have all been selected 909 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:40,240 because meaningless flings mean more to you 910 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,240 than genuine relationships. 911 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,120 The fuck? 912 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,520 [Dre] I don't care about emotional connection! 913 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,640 I signed up for sex on a boat, that's what I was promised. 914 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,480 Since your arrival, I have been gathering data on your Overboard behavior. 915 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,760 I hope you like what you saw. 916 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,400 But from now on, you must adhere to my retreat rules. 917 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,440 I swear to God! You had me fooled! 918 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,400 [Lana] No kissing... 919 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,560 What's going on? What is going on? 920 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,320 [Megan] I am fuming. 921 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,000 I was imagining snogging all the boys, 922 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,960 snogging them again and again 923 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,840 and again and again and again... 924 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,120 ...no self-gratification... 925 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,760 No! [screams] 926 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,360 [groans] 927 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,840 That's low-key sick, that's not even funny. 928 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,080 Is this a joke? 929 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,880 ...and no sex of any kind. 930 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,120 That's sick. 931 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,040 No, that's not right. It's not healthy. 932 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,520 It's not healthy for a man. 933 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,400 My hobby is sex and you're taking that away from me. 934 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,040 Now I'm pissed. I'm pissed. 935 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,320 -We should unplug her. -[Megan] We still on a boat then? 936 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,440 [Desiree] Lana's wireless, baby. 937 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,920 This is the cone age, not the stone age. 938 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,320 [Lana] As a reward for the progress you make, 939 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:56,680 I have allocated a prize of $200,000. 940 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,280 -[gasps] -[all exclaiming] 941 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,120 [Desiree] Oh, that's perked them up, hasn't it? 942 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,080 Two, two hundred bags? 943 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,240 Two hundred racks? 944 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,320 That's a lot of money. 945 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,600 Two hundred racks? 946 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,440 If there's something I love more than sex, it is money. 947 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,120 -Oh! -Oh... 948 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,800 [Lana] Welcome to my retreat. 949 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,360 -[Alex] Wow. -[Courtney] Okay. 950 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,680 [Isaac] Wow. 951 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,920 [Louis] And you're telling me I can't have sex in there, you're a donut. 952 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,680 [Lana] And welcome to your long... 953 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,520 hard... 954 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,360 sexless... 955 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,040 summer. 956 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,360 This is so bad. 957 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,080 This is so not good. 958 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,080 Breaking rules turns me on. 959 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,840 [Elys] There's a reason that I've been to 11 schools. 960 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,680 I don't follow rules. 961 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,320 Rules are meant to be broken. 962 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,960 [dramatic music playing] 963 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,840 [Desiree] Okay! Time for a tour of the villa 964 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,920 and a look at all the cool places where they're not allowed to have sex. 965 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,520 Sorry! 966 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,840 [Louis] Whoa! 967 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,120 [Courtney] The best setup but no sex? 968 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,400 -[Dre] It's lit. -[Courtney] I don't like that. 969 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,320 [Christine] I am so pissed off right now because obviously, 970 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,040 I really want to have sex with Louis tonight. 971 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,600 [Desiree] Well, one, that's gonna cost you big time. 972 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,600 And two, I don't even think he's decided whose bed he's getting into yet. 973 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,840 [Dre] Oh, shit! 974 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,120 [Christine] What? 975 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,360 [all squealing] 976 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,400 Ooh, this is the makeup room. 977 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,440 -This is pretty. -Yeah. 978 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,960 [Alex] I'm feeling pretty confident I can get Elys to share a bed with me. 979 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,280 Yeah, it's crunch time. 980 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,560 [Desiree] It was crunch time about eight hours ago, 981 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,080 but you were too busy playing with an inflatable bird. 982 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,080 That thing right there is where we're at. 983 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,440 Yeah. [laughs] 984 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,080 Shit. 985 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,960 What the actual fuck is going on? 986 00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,520 -[Hunter] Do you snore? -[Elys] No, I wiggle though. 987 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,640 -I'll be moving. -Really? 988 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:05,400 What would you do in my situation if Hunter was in your bed? 989 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,720 Have you seen his body? 990 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,240 It's really hard not to just want to touch every single inch of it. 991 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,920 I don't move too much. I'm rock solid. 992 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,480 Will I wake up with you on top of me? 993 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,920 Are you that kind of mover? 994 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,360 You'll wake up and I'll be the other side. 995 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,880 With Elys, there's so much sexual energy right there. 996 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,520 You try saying no to that, but I can feel Alex is watching. 997 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,280 I can feel that from a mile away. 998 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,400 -[Dre] Oh, man. -[Alex] Fuck. 999 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,360 [Desiree] Oh, Alex, think of the positives. 1000 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,520 You could be in Louis' situation. 1001 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,000 [groans] 1002 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,800 The bed situation. 1003 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,840 I told three girls that they can all stay in the bed with me tonight. 1004 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,440 And now I need to pick one. Um... 1005 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,000 What am I gonna do? 1006 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,560 I'm... My... [groans] 1007 00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,160 [dramatic music playing] 1008 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,000 That bed right there, it's got mine and Louis' name on it. 1009 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,840 I cannot wait to get Louis all to myself. 1010 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,240 [Christine] Ugh, hurry up. Get in my bed. 1011 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,960 'Cause I'm so horny! 1012 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,600 ♪ Taking all that I can take ♪ 1013 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,200 ♪ On the edge I'm about to break ♪ 1014 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,560 ♪ It's time for me to face my fate ♪ 1015 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,080 ♪ And I ain't about to hesitate ♪ 1016 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,200 Hannah, get your ass in this bed. 1017 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,960 Are you serious? 1018 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,840 [Louis] Hannah is bringing the fire. 1019 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,600 I'm wood, I wanna be lit up. 1020 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,040 Let's get it crackin'. 1021 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,640 [Desiree] What is it they say about playing with fire, Louis? 1022 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:47,160 She's pissed. 1023 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,040 [both chuckle] 1024 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,000 Oops. 1025 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,920 I'm sick. 1026 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,840 [Christine] Let's... Let's be clear. 1027 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,280 I always get what I want. 1028 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,280 Hannah, you may have won the battle, but you've not won the war. 1029 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,840 And honestly, you better watch your back. I'm coming for your man. 1030 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,880 [theme music playing]