1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,800 Ready? Camera rolling. 3 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:32,880 Action... 4 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,120 How's it? 5 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,600 What are you guys shooting? 6 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,920 Hello, sir. Which country? 7 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,440 Baagadpur. 8 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:28,080 A small town on the outskirts of the industrial city of Mujeerabad. 9 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,640 For this story, my contact put me in touch with two reporters 10 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,360 who work for the local newspaper. 11 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,440 Mujeerabadi Zalzala! 12 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,880 Guys, camera! 13 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,760 Hello. 14 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,000 My name is Bhawra Pandey. 15 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,160 Civic and Crime reporter, Mujeerabadi Zalzala. 16 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,720 I like Kim Kardashian and... 17 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,080 This is... 18 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,240 Stop gawping and say something. 19 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,800 Myself Kattanni. 20 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,880 Writer, horoscope column. 21 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:13,720 My likes, space technology, moon, rockets, shuttles... 22 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:17,880 Okay, okay, now tell us why we're here. 23 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,800 - Hindi? - Yeah. 24 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,160 You are one smart cookie, huh! 25 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:29,400 You see Baagadpur very anti... 26 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,400 Anti...? 27 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,720 Old and anti... 28 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,000 Ahh...antique...ancient. 29 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,040 Yes, ancient. 30 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:43,800 I'll tell you about an old tradition of Baagadpur. 31 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,800 Catch Marriage. 32 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,680 - Bride kidnapping. - Yes. 33 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:53,520 See...it's like this... When... 34 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,440 When...boy... 35 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,160 Can I speak in Hindi? 36 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,080 - Of course. - So the thing is... 37 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,760 When a guy falls in love with a girl... 38 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,000 ...he can get the girl kidnapped and then marry her. 39 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,040 Catch...marriage. 40 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,160 Let's take him to Babban's place. 41 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,160 Does he have a contract? 42 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,560 Do you want to see the catch marriage? 43 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,880 Do you want to see? 44 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,200 Yes, please. 45 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,640 Come, come. We'll show you... 46 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,400 During the heydays... 47 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,040 ...the groom would kidnap the bride on his own. 48 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,560 But times are rough nowadays. 49 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,720 So now these are done on contract basis. 50 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,200 - Contract? - Contract. 51 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,040 Guniya Shakeel And Co. 52 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,680 Catch Marriage Experts. See... 53 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,920 - How are you, grandma? - All good, son. 54 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,040 They work around the clock. 55 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,000 Guys, is this a movie being made? 56 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:57,000 - Buddy, have you started dieting? - Yes I did. 57 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,640 Don't point the camera that way. He'll shoot you in the a**. Stop. 58 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:01,720 Kattanni. 59 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,120 He is the groom. 60 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,840 Facial for the special day? 61 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,000 He's congratulating you. 62 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,400 That is Pandit bhai and Riyaz bhai. 63 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,480 They do a good job. 64 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,480 Hey, Hollywood, there, not here. 65 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,200 That girl my wife... 66 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,680 To-be. Will-be? 67 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,800 Let's pray they kidnap her. 68 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,640 We're about to witness a bride kidnapping. 69 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,680 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 70 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,800 Leave me. 71 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,320 Okay, best friend, goodbye. 72 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,120 This is how they catch and now marriage... 73 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,200 Catch Marriage. 74 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,200 Let us keep playing. It's a common routine. 75 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,000 Hello, they got the girl. 76 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,600 Why didn't anybody help her? 77 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:27,120 It's an age-old tradition that runs through the veins of Baagadpur. 78 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,400 People say that we're breaking the law. 79 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,720 But the law isn't above tradition. 80 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:37,360 It is said that India lives in several centuries at the same time. 81 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,040 - She is here. - Leave me. 82 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,680 Where is the camera? 83 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,520 Hi! 84 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,080 Aunty is here. Aunty is here. 85 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,840 Careful. Be gentle. 86 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,800 There you are, my child. You must be tired. 87 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,560 Drink some water. 88 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,000 Even we'll have some water. 89 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:12,000 It's okay. We all got married in a similar fashion. 90 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:13,440 It's okay. 91 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,640 Oh God! 92 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,040 You better show her, her place mom. 93 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,880 Or I'll beat the living daylights out of her. 94 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,560 Sisters-in-laws already got off on the wrong foot. 95 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,960 Aunty seems insecure. 96 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,640 Look at this beautiful necklace. 97 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,920 Made of pure gold. 24-carats. 98 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:31,000 My son's an engineer. He earns well. 99 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,400 He'll treat you like a princess. 100 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,720 Just say Yes, dear. 101 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:53,375 [Regional song continue] 102 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,840 Don't pinch, I won't fall asleep. 103 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,880 You can't fall asleep, son-in-law or else the witch will show up. 104 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,320 Remember, she has her eyes on the weddings. 105 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,920 If the groom falls asleep she will steal your bride away. 106 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:18,697 Ah! So the singing and dancing should continue through the night. 107 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:25,680 [Regional song] 108 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,120 Come and dance. 109 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,840 Come on. 110 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,520 'Remember, she has her eyes on the weddings.' 111 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:43,880 'If the groom falls asleep' she will steal your bride away.' 112 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,080 If you have a mean friend, life can still sail... 113 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,480 But if your girlfriend is mean, life is hell. 114 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:19,720 Wow! 115 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,600 So guys today I'll tell you about 116 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,840 three kinds of lovers you should stay away from. 117 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,200 The grumbling type... the failing type... the farting type. 118 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,480 [Ringtone playing on phone] 119 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:30,600 Boss. 120 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,640 Crime Reporter Bhawra Pandey reporting, boss. 121 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,560 What crime reporter? 122 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,800 My newspaper is called Mujeerabadi Zalzala. 123 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:42,320 Our newspaper has not reported a single good story since last month 124 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,440 Well...it's wedding season, boss. 125 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,760 So everyone's busy celebrating. 126 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,160 But don't worry, boss. 127 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,520 I have an inkling... 128 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,560 Something big is going to happen. 129 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,200 And when it does, you'll be the first to get the breaking news, boss. 130 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:57,800 That's why I am going to the city. 131 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,000 Bravo. 132 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,800 Is your sidekick with you? 133 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,200 Yes, he's here, boss. 134 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,200 I am sending you a picture on WhatsApp. 135 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,680 Pick her up at 12 o'clock from the railway hospital. 136 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,080 Pick her up? 137 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,600 Kidnapping? 138 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,760 We've never done it alone, boss. 139 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,960 - Send Pandit and Riyaz. - Huh... 140 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,080 Pandit-Riyaz. 141 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,600 Boss, if you could send Pandit and Riyaz... 142 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,760 It's wedding season. 143 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,000 Pandit and Riyaz are taking on four assignments in a day. 144 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,320 The girl will be alone with just her father in tow. 145 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,240 Get her straight to the community wedding hall. 146 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,160 Boss... 147 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,960 New trouble... 148 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,640 Who were you calling a sidekick? 149 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,000 The sidekick. 150 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,120 Sit straight. 151 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,720 I am just changing gears. 152 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,320 Don't get too excited. 153 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,840 Bhawra bro... 154 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,240 Don't you feel our life's meaningless? 155 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,120 I don't feel it, I know it 156 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,920 Everyone in Bagadpur has got someone. 157 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,240 But you and I have only got each other. 158 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,800 Same old Guniya Boss, Same old terrace of ours. 159 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,520 You know, Alam Mast is planning to send cars in space. 160 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:26,800 The Tesla kind. 161 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,440 And look at us, same old. 162 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,080 Alam. Do you mean Riyaz's uncle? 163 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,400 He's sending cars to space! 164 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,000 Incredible. 165 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,680 Try to dream beyond Bagadpur. 166 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,800 Kattanni, I always dream big. 167 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,120 After reporting a dozen sensational crime cases 168 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,120 I'll go straight to Noida. 169 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,280 And get my own primetime show. 170 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,920 'Tonight...the world wants to know.' 171 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,240 It'll be awesome. 172 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,400 The American said that the news channels have gorgeous girls. 173 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,080 Means... 174 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,000 Of course! And you just see how I will lure them. 175 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,600 My leather boots, my black suit... 176 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,080 ...and the James Bond like bowtie... 177 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:18,080 The girls will have to fall for me at first sight. 178 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,120 But I'll fall for only one. 179 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,760 The spiritual kind. 180 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,120 She will walk towards me in slow-motion. My space-beauty. 181 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,680 Only a witch will fall for you. 182 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,640 Space beauty. 183 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:37,920 She's here. 184 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,200 Who? 185 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,080 Your witch... 186 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,840 I'll distract the father while you bring the car around. 187 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,680 Then I'll get hold of the girl in an instant, and... 188 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,680 - and jump in the car immediately... - Stop. Stop. Get going already. 189 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,160 If she disappears in the crowd 190 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,200 the boss will beat us left, right, and centre. 191 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,080 Let's go. 192 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,960 [sanskrit shlok chants] 193 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,040 [sanskrit shlok chants] 194 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,080 Star-sign? 195 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,440 Leave us alone. Let us go. 196 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,360 Come. 197 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,120 I'll leave you alone 198 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,680 but what about the one that's stuck to you like a glue. 199 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,320 Your daughter's stars are in serious jeopardy. 200 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,400 You behave like a Piscean. 201 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,560 Hear this... 202 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:45,520 The black hole's gravitational force is creating severe problems for Pisceans. 203 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,200 Birds might poop on you 204 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,120 and neighbours might coup on you. 205 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,360 Need a fix? 206 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,440 Avoid shampoos 207 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:58,760 and comb your hair seven times before leaving from home 208 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,160 and carry the comb in your pocket. 209 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,680 Do this and you will be blessed from the stars of Milky Way... 210 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,880 ...also remember, Lucky Number's 5 211 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,680 Lucky colour purple. 212 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,360 Leave us alone. 213 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,160 Don't ignore this. 214 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,480 Hear me out. 215 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,040 Take this money and leave. 216 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,160 If you squander your wealth like this 217 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,280 then what will you save for your daughter's wedding? 218 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,640 Where the hell is Bhawra? 219 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,720 You're taking this prediction too lightly, uncle. 220 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,000 Papa! 221 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,200 - Come on. - Papa! 222 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,160 Leave her. 223 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,520 Come on. 224 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,440 Bring her in. 225 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,680 Rascal. Leave her. 226 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,360 - Leave my child. Leave. - Uncle, don't abuse. 227 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,520 - Now you're behaving rudely. - Papa! 228 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,920 - Papa! - Bhawra, you also come. 229 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,760 Leave my child. 230 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,640 Come fast. 231 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,080 Stay back. 232 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,640 - Start the car. - Leave me. 233 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,720 - Hurry up! - Guys, what are you doing? 234 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,680 Mind your own business, bro. 235 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,400 Stay back! 236 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,080 Somebody stop them. 237 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,160 Speed up. Faster. 238 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,440 Take reverse. 239 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,800 Papa. 240 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,640 You took forever to show up. 241 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,560 She is strong like Dara Singh... 242 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,000 Bump your heads again. Or fate would get you bitten by a black dog. 243 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,640 Oh no! 244 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,920 Use this chloroform. 245 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,200 Hurry up. 246 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,840 Give it to me. 247 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,200 Done? 248 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,920 Oh, Jesus. 249 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,600 I guess, she knows martial arts. 250 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,560 One for the fate... 251 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,800 Bhawra... 252 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,040 Boss... 253 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,560 Catch Marriage specialists 254 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,520 Bhawra Pandey and Kattanni reporting, boss. 255 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,760 It's cancelled. 256 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,400 What's cancelled? 257 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,160 The wedding is cancelled. 258 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,800 The inspector accidentally shot the groom's uncle while doing snake-dance. 259 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,720 Can't we ban this snake-dance at weddings? 260 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,840 As such most things get banned here. 261 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,480 Gamchu's dad... 262 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,440 Always flirts with some aunty while doing snake-dance. 263 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,800 Not to forget Chandrabhan... 264 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,520 Tries to slip under any women's skirt while doing snake-dance. 265 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,720 Boss, you should cancel the snake-dance, not the wedding. 266 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,320 Shut up! 267 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,920 Now, listen carefully. 268 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,440 The groom's uncle is dead. The wedding stands cancelled. 269 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,680 It is postponed till his funeral. 270 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,360 Will you stop that bloody lightening? 271 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,360 Take the girl to our wood factory in Ambiyapur. 272 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,880 Keep her there for a week. Treat her well. 273 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,560 But boss, that place has no TV or cellphone network. 274 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,120 We'll even miss the next episode of Roadies. 275 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,520 And I won't be able to do my horoscopes out there... 276 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,880 We're not staying for a week in Ambiyapur. 277 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,040 Boss... 278 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,160 What if we abandon her outside Sheila Cinema... 279 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,920 ...and next week Pandit and Riyaz can kidn... 280 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,120 - Hello? - Did he hang up? 281 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,720 - Boss? Hello? - He hung up. 282 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,280 WhatsApp him. 283 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,440 WhatsApp him now. 284 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,240 Send Pandit and Riyaz... 285 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,880 Ambiyapur. 286 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,000 Stupid uncle gets shot and we have to go to the graveyard. 287 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,080 What is this place? 288 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,520 Please... 289 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,640 Don't fall. Don't fall. 290 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,480 Here... 291 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,800 - Sit. - I want to go back to my father. 292 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,240 Sit here. 293 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,760 Careful. 294 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,720 Breaking news. 295 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,680 Tonight... boys peeing in the open encounter a vampire! 296 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,920 Dracula offers Bloodiest Mary! 297 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,320 Bhawra Pandey, reporting for Zalzala. 298 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,080 How is it? 299 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,440 Go offer your boss that Bloodiest Mary. 300 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,480 He totally embarrassed me in front of that lady. 301 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,880 As if you have some reputation amongst the girls... 302 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,440 I have seen your choices in women. 303 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,280 Some have ugly moles, some even have moustaches. 304 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,000 Remember watching Avatar. 305 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,920 You fell in love with the blue creature in it. 306 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000 She was much better than your girl in Titanic. 307 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,880 What a selfish woman. 308 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,160 Took the wooden plank for herself and left Jack to drown. 309 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,720 Jack drowned in her love. 310 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,320 It's called sacrifice. 311 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,840 - Huh, sacrifice... - Where's the omelette? 312 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Get a plate. 313 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,840 What a rubbish looking omelette 314 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,560 Do you want some rubbish scrambled eggs? 315 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:44,840 Roohi. 316 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,680 Roohi... 317 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,600 Roohi, I've got dinner. 318 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,000 Do you like eggs? 319 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,400 Roohi. 320 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,240 Roohi. 321 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,480 Roohi. 322 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,080 Roohi. 323 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,240 Playing hide-n-seek with me. 324 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,040 Don't be scared. It's just an omelette. 325 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,840 Roohi. 326 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,360 Roohi. 327 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,000 Don't do this please, boss will mash us up. 328 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,760 Kattanni! Kattanni! 329 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,880 Kattanni! Kattanni! Kattanni! 330 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,320 Come on. 331 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,480 Where are you taking me? 332 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,880 She... 333 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,520 crawling on the wall. 334 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,800 You got scared of a lizard. 335 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,440 Not a lizard. 336 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,760 She's a ghost. She will eat us, Kattanni. 337 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,240 Why? She doesn't like eggs? 338 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,400 I...I...did get her eggs. 339 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,760 But as I entered, the room was empty. 340 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,480 Windows were sealed, so darkness was plenty... 341 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,120 Just then I saw an image of an evil entity. 342 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:57,640 Like a devilish humpty dumpty. 343 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:03,000 The plate slipped from me seeing that monstrosity... 344 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:10,200 Seeing the ghost, I pissed in my pants with severity... 345 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,720 - A ghost? - Yes. 346 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,720 - The girl is a ghost? - Yes. 347 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,800 She is. 348 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,640 - Come on, Bhawra. - No. 349 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,800 - Come on. - Where are you taking me? 350 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,480 She is very dangerous, Kattanni? 351 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,280 She will devour us. She looked at me cross-eyed... 352 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:36,120 - What are you blabbering? - Don't go. Kattanni. Kattanni! 353 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,520 Don't go, Kattanni. 354 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:43,360 She is very dangerous. She looked at me cross-eyed... 355 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,880 Kattanni... 356 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,800 She will devour us. 357 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,720 On the wall... 358 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,240 - Please... - Take a look first... 359 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,680 See... 360 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,720 Poor thing is just eating eggs. 361 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,920 And she'll devour us? 362 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,120 See, she's even scared of a cockroach. 363 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,600 Nothing happened. 364 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,680 It's just a side-effect of your brain. 365 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,080 You might be hallucinating, Bhawra. 366 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:58,400 Come, I'll give you a head massage and you'll feel refreshed. 367 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,560 Come on. Such a coward. 368 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,120 But... 369 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,520 Hallucination. 370 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,000 Excuse me. 371 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,080 Me? 372 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,200 Food... 373 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,680 Huh? 374 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,560 Food! 375 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:02,560 More? 376 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,360 I haven't eaten anything since morning. 377 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,000 Please... 378 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:50,160 "Take a sneak peek of your loved one." 379 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:54,680 "O heart, reveal gently to her." 380 00:27:55,120 --> 00:28:00,000 "Don't tell her everything just yet" 381 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,440 "break it to her little by little." 382 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:09,320 "Take a sneak peek of your loved one." 383 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:14,080 "O heart, reveal gently to her." 384 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,600 Thank you. 385 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,400 Okay. 386 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,480 She has a lizard like body, but her diet is like of a dinosaur. 387 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,720 The whole egg basket is over. 388 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,000 What are we going to eat? 389 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,040 We will manage, come on. 390 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,600 Any suspects? 391 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,360 We live in a joint family. 392 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,880 All of us live together. 393 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:07,080 When I reached home, they were happy about her. 394 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,040 Happy on hearing about kidnapping? 395 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,280 Unfortunately, yes. 396 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,200 Here's another picture of her. 397 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,240 You got two daughters? 398 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,720 No. 399 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,160 Roohi sometimes looks like this. 400 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,680 Is this a joke? 401 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,000 What kind of a picture is this? 402 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,400 A year ago she was supposed to get married. 403 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,880 Look...your wife is here. 404 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,640 Isn't she pretty? 405 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,760 Yes, very beautiful. 406 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,640 Do something different for a change. 407 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,840 You can't always make the same facial expression. 408 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,760 Come up with a different expression. 409 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,880 Last month, boss was asking... 410 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,160 ...why do all corpses of Baagadpur look familiar? 411 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,760 All the bulls in Baagadpur look familiar too, like your boss 412 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,400 Does that mean they are the same bulls? 413 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,160 Don't do this. 414 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,920 I'll come up with something. 415 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,360 I'll need more makeup. 416 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,840 You look more of a corpse without the makeup. 417 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,760 Such a thankless guy you are. 418 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,760 Hurry up. 419 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:37,600 "You've tried the lavish kind before" 420 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:46,720 "who gives you more tears than joys, a wrong deal." 421 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:51,880 "If you want to fall in love" 422 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,720 "then fall for someone closer to your heart." 423 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:01,520 "The more careless you were" 424 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,600 "the more careful you must be." 425 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:11,160 "You don't have to give all your love at once" 426 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,720 "love me in small instalments." 427 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,840 Kattanni! 428 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,640 Breaking news! 429 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,680 Werewolves create havoc in Mujeerabad! 430 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,320 Zombies run amok. 431 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,280 Ghost... 432 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:53,760 Zombie...International! 433 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,640 Ghost! 434 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,160 Ghost! 435 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,840 Guess, this was too terrifying for him. 436 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,040 Come on. 437 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,520 Show me the pic. 438 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,400 - Now show me. - Yes, boss. 439 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,520 I see...so that's the ghost's pic. 440 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,040 Lady...its a lady ghost. 441 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,040 Lady. 442 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,600 Show it to me, Kattanni. 443 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,720 Too much crossfit has blurred my eyesight. 444 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,400 Show him. 445 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,480 Show him. 446 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,560 Well... 447 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:20,840 Boss... 448 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,560 I...I... 449 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,800 I think it's in zoom mode. 450 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,120 Is it, Bhawra? 451 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,600 Bravo. Now zoom out. 452 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,200 Show me where's the ghost! 453 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,840 It's in his mind, boss. 454 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,880 He's hallucinating about the ghost. 455 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,520 What are you blabbering, Kattanni? 456 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:43,760 Sorry, boss... 457 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,800 Boss... Boss... I could be hallucinating once but not twice. 458 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,120 I would've clicked a clearer picture 459 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,000 but her reflection jumped out of the mirror, Boss... 460 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:57,000 She glared at me like the movie Terminator... 461 00:36:59,080 --> 00:36:59,800 Boss. 462 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,720 How could you leave her all alone? 463 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,880 Swear on your pecs, boss. She is a ghost. 464 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,040 I'll pull your souls out and put it on a leash. 465 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:14,720 For the last time... 466 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:21,160 ...if you create any more hurdles, I'll pull your balls out! 467 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:27,040 Hold on a minute. The boss is busy. 468 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,280 - What? - Keep this money 469 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,480 and head straight to the wood factory. 470 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,640 - Boss... - Let's just go, Bhawra. 471 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:37,800 No... 472 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,920 My balls are stuck. 473 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,600 Mum, will you keep doing cardio or lift some weights too? 474 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,720 Lost 90 calories, son, just five more to go. 475 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,720 Why is this happening with me? 476 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,040 Kattanni. 477 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,400 See that, post mortem of a poor deer. 478 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,240 I can see that. 479 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,520 Someone's cast a spell on you. 480 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,000 Spell? 481 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,480 I'll go give a burger to the girl. 482 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,320 Kattanni. 483 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,920 Not burger, but burgers. 484 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,240 Bhawra! 485 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,720 Bhawra, come quickly. Bhawra! 486 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,560 Hurry up. 487 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,640 - What happened? - She escaped. 488 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:17,560 What? 489 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,520 Don't you see that? She escaped. 490 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,400 You check in the forest, I'll look in the factory. 491 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,000 Wait... 492 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,480 Don't be over smart. 493 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,880 Me in the forest, you in the factory... 494 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,400 What will she do in the factory if she wants to escape? 495 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,080 Might be waiting for the rain to stop. 496 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,520 She tore through the roof and escaped, you think rain will scare her! 497 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,920 Stupid. 498 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,000 She's showing some superpowers... 499 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,000 You are right. 500 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,800 She went through the roof. 501 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,800 No, no... 502 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,600 You're absolutely right. 503 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,000 But let's reverse roles. 504 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,480 I'll check in the factory and you check in the forest. 505 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,520 Okay? 506 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,560 And don't be scared. I am there. 507 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,680 But keep shouting my name. 508 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,080 Bhawra! 509 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,320 Bhawra! 510 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,480 Kattanni! 511 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,800 Roohi! 512 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,440 Bhawra! 513 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,560 Bhawra! 514 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,920 Kattanni! 515 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,640 Wow... 516 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,040 Didn't I tell you she will be in the factory? 517 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,000 I was chased by the crows for no reason. 518 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,200 And you both are playing games here. 519 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,280 I'll play too. 520 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,800 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the toe. 521 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,280 If he hollers, let him go... 522 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,240 Tag. You're in. 523 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:42,840 Toilet. 524 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:46,520 Toi... 525 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,520 - Toilet? - Yeah. 526 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,760 Toilet. 527 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,720 Toilet. 528 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,760 I know it now... 529 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,120 ...your plan is to scare Bhawra and give us the slip. 530 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,680 He's been scared since last night. 531 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,160 You must be thinking we will harm you... 532 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,560 ...wait till you find out how kind we are... 533 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,800 You will be happy to know why we 'kidnapped' you... 534 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,920 You get it... 535 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,520 Look, I can't tell you clearly... 536 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,840 But since you're a special case... 537 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,000 ...try and solve this riddle... 538 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,280 Guess why we brought you here. 539 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,320 Bells will ring aloud... 540 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,320 Fireworks will soar above... 541 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,440 Matches are made in heaven but what causes that match to happen? 542 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,160 Can you hear me? 543 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,360 Bells will ring aloud... 544 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,440 Fireworks will soar above... 545 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,760 Matches are made in heaven... 546 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,400 ...but what causes that match to happen? 547 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,680 Marriage! 548 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:36,320 "I am your...Superman." 549 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,640 "Superman." 550 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:44,120 "You are my...lady." 551 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,040 "Lady..." 552 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:51,480 "We're in love...already." 553 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,040 "Super...Super...Super...Superman!" 554 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:19,000 "Super...Super...Super...Superman!" 555 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000 Glory to Goddess! 556 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,400 What are you doing, Bhawra? 557 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,160 Glory to Goddess! 558 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:37,800 Glory to Goddess! 559 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,520 Can you see her now? 560 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,000 She's a Lady-Hulk. Two in one! 561 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,680 Glory to Goddess! 562 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,080 Glory to Goddess! 563 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,080 If I hadn't arrived on time she would've blown your candles out for good. 564 00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,120 You said I was hallucinating. 565 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,840 You got my balls crushed from boss too... 566 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,840 Now shall I unleash her on you? 567 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,000 Shall I? 568 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,000 Do you still want to take her to pee?! 569 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,720 Glory to Goddess! 570 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,760 Glory to Goddess! 571 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,360 Unchain her. 572 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,080 Careful. 573 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,640 It's alright. Everything's alright. 574 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,240 Poor thing. 575 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,040 Who? 576 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:23,440 Who else? 577 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,400 Are you blind? 578 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,320 Weren't you too harsh on her in the forest? 579 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,280 She is a woman, after all. 580 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,520 She isn't a woman. 581 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:42,080 She is a vicious soul who has possessed poor Roohi. 582 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,520 Remember, when those old ladies would get possessed in our town... 583 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,840 ...they used to fall unconscious in seconds... 584 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,480 ...but Roohi is gravely possessed. 585 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,000 She's in a lot of trouble, Kattanni. 586 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,760 We must do something. 587 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,840 Right, bro... 588 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,480 We must do something. 589 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,000 What's all this? 590 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,600 Breakfast... 591 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,800 Lunch, dinner. 592 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,280 But I'm a vegetarian. 593 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,680 Don't be so selfish. 594 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,080 The other one prefers non-vegetarian food. 595 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,840 Abracadabra... 596 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:35,240 Abracadabra... 597 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:36,680 What are you doing? 598 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:41,440 This book has all the spells to recall 'the other one' 599 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:45,280 The summoning spell first. 600 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,600 Abracadabra... 601 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,440 For what? 602 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,800 Introduction. 603 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,000 See, we both have met... 604 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,200 ...but I couldn't introduce myself to the other one... 605 00:51:58,720 --> 00:51:59,880 Please cooperate. 606 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:02,680 Abracadabra... 607 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,800 What is this way... to introduce yourself? 608 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,440 Ah...ya 609 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,000 I too had doubts on this technique. 610 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,120 Let's try the Hollywood way. 611 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,000 As in Exercise of Imli. 612 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,640 When they hold the cross like this, the girl transforms. 613 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,800 Power of Holy! 614 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,120 Power of Holy! 615 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,880 You're crying. 616 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,800 - Untie me. - Wait, I'll untie you. 617 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,200 By the way, you're such a snub. 618 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,280 You turn into a Wonder Woman in front of Bhawra. 619 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,400 Would he have untied you? 620 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,000 Why did you untie her? 621 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:17,480 Last night we had a little trouble, so... 622 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,320 ...he tied you up 623 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,080 Sorry. 624 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,400 No need to worry. 625 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,840 Paan? 626 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,680 Not too sweet, not too spicy, 627 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,280 flavorful, dates, aniseed, cloves, and nuts. 628 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,000 How polite? 629 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,240 Why don't you offer her booze too? 630 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,000 Offering betel leaf to a young girl that too at breakfast. 631 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,680 She might get ulcers. 632 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:06,920 Look at that. 633 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,640 Who is he? 634 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,840 Spitting as if this is some government office. 635 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:13,800 Come outside, I'll tell you. 636 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,240 - Why? - Come out. 637 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,600 No spitting allowed here. 638 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,760 Shut up for God's sake, I'll be back. 639 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:21,760 Come. 640 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,240 What? 641 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,000 Who on earth is he? 642 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,120 Giving betel leaf for breakfast? 643 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,440 Control your tone. 644 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,160 The father of all exorcists... 645 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,120 ...he is an expert witch hunter. 646 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:40,840 Open your mouth, dear. 647 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,120 Don't be scared. 648 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,640 Be brave. 649 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,920 Do witch hunters look like him? 650 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,080 What are you getting into? 651 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,560 How cliched are you? 652 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,640 Google him 653 00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,920 He's exorcized 135 ghosts. 654 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,680 And has got 250 followers on Instagram. 655 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,120 Chew it. 656 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,280 He's known for his magical concoctions. 657 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:13,320 As soon as the paan goes in, the possessing spirit comes out. 658 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,160 His paan is the solution for Roohi's all problems. 659 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,440 Thanks. 660 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,600 What solution! 661 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,320 What have you done? 662 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,320 She has already spat it out. 663 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:33,000 No Kattanni, don't disturb him. 664 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,080 Dare you use that concoction? 665 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,880 Why are you getting in the way? 666 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,400 How could you just spit her out like that? 667 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,920 Calm down, it will be all fine. 668 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,360 No! 669 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,840 I couldn't even meet her properly. 670 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,240 But she has spat her out now... 671 00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:53,280 Now the other one can't come out. 672 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:57,480 What a terrible concoction! 673 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,080 Sorry... 674 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,400 "Run, run, run like a fire in the mountain." 675 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,840 "Run, run, run." 676 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,160 "Go, go, go..." 677 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,480 "Run, run, run like a fire in the mountain." 678 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,120 "Run, run, run." 679 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:57,400 "She will come after you... 680 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,720 "...she will eat you alive" Run away." 681 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,520 "- Run, run, run. - You run away." 682 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,080 "- Run, run, run. - You run away." 683 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,520 If you get scared of her 684 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,360 then who will exorcise the ghost out? 685 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,400 She isn't a normal ghost... 686 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,600 ...she's a special witch, 687 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,440 The Mudiyapairi. The most dangerous kind of a witch. 688 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:37,360 Great, so now you have caste system amongst the witches too. 689 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:42,840 Run! 690 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,000 Kattanni, let's go. 691 00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:14,160 The witch kingdom has several types... 692 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:18,400 ...this one is a Mudiyapairi... 693 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:20,320 Meaning? 694 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:21,800 The one with the inverted feet... 695 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,920 ...the most dangerous kinds... 696 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,000 Their only dream was to get married. 697 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,430 And since they couldn't... 698 00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:32,440 ...they possess unmarried young girls to fulfill their dreams. 699 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:39,160 I can exorcise ghosts, witches, but not this kind... 700 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,200 Then who's an expert on this kind? 701 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,000 No one. 702 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:48,160 Getting this witch off our back is next to impossible. 703 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,720 Same to same... 704 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:55,640 My father, your uncle, Zuber's father... 705 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,160 ...they all say the same about their wives... as if they are also... 706 00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,360 - Witches? - Yes. 707 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:22,000 Babaji, there must be some way to make this witch leave Roohi. 708 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:25,560 The only way to get rid of her is when the girl will get married. 709 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,800 But her wedding wont be her wedding alone... 710 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,320 ...it'll be Mudiyapairi's wedding too. 711 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:32,640 And once Mudiyapairi gets married, she will never leave you. 712 00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,680 Whose wedding? How many weddings? What are you saying? 713 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,520 The full moon's upon us. 714 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,440 No one can save her now. 715 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:39,840 Forget about the girl and save your own life. 716 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,880 - Hurry up. Quickly. - Keys... 717 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,400 You can't find the keys! 718 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,200 What a bunch of idiots! 719 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,640 Baba... 720 00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,200 Oh, shit! 721 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:53,640 Kattanni. 722 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:00,720 Kattanni. 723 01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:03,600 Van keys? 724 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,000 Keys? 725 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,920 - Hurry up or else... - I don't have it. 726 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:10,840 You don't... 727 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:11,880 But you had it. 728 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,000 What are you doing? 729 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:10,080 "I wish there's no clamour, but only spells of silence all around." 730 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:18,240 "No one's in this world, except for the two us." 731 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:26,320 "I am lost in your dreams, what better can I do?" 732 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:31,720 "O dreamy-eyed one do tell what's your name?" 733 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,160 Your star-sign? 734 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,320 You seem like a Leo from your personality. 735 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,480 Why so short-tempered? 736 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,600 Wear a pearl 737 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:53,840 on your pinky. 738 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,360 Kattanni, let's go. 739 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,000 Glory to Goddess! 740 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,120 No one's going anywhere. 741 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,320 I can come anywhere. 742 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,000 Kattanni, please anywhere but here. 743 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,080 You got the keys. 744 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:42,920 I did. 745 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,840 I got the keys and the smileys. 746 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:54,560 Did you see how she flashed a smile at me? 747 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,360 I am in love, bro. 748 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:04,840 If she loves me too, then she will turn around. 749 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:12,160 Turn... 750 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:17,000 No. 751 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,080 Turn... 752 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,160 No. 753 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,280 Turn! 754 01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:50,680 Kattanni. 755 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,640 Turn... 756 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,400 She is Emily Rose and not Rose from Titanic! 757 01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:57,720 Kattanni. 758 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,280 Now that's my space beauty. 759 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,720 You saw how her face was glowing? 760 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,160 I could see the entire galaxy in her eyes. 761 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,320 And her face... 762 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,680 Her face resembled the moon. 763 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,440 This moon has measles on her face. 764 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,000 And not everything that has craters is the moon. 765 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:26,640 Despo... 766 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,000 Falling for a witch. 767 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,240 You've lost your mind. 768 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:36,280 A boy in love loses his peace, sleep, health, wealth everything... 769 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,600 I have just lost my mind... 770 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,720 Now hear me out... 771 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:45,720 ...this is called hallucination. 772 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,000 All these talks about black holes have made you an as***le. 773 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:52,280 I see, you're not happy for me. 774 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:54,400 Happy? 775 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,800 She's two people in one body. 776 01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,720 Your 'girlfriend' is living inside my girlfriend's body. 777 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,680 How can I be happy? 778 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:02,680 Girlfriend? 779 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,800 When did she become your girlfriend? 780 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,960 Nonsense...and you were trying to flee, right... 781 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,320 ...then why did you come back? 782 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,680 For true love, Kattanni, you won't understand. 783 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,840 I came back for true love, why else would I come back? 784 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:28,000 Wow. So one of us has to sacrifice our true love now. 785 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,720 Well, this is what it has come to. 786 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,240 You've always supported me. 787 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,400 Remember, when my father challenged me... 788 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:47,400 ...to either earn ten grand or sit at the butcher shop... 789 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,560 You helped me by robbing the dowry of our friend's wedding. 790 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,680 Poor guy thought he never got dowry... 791 01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:03,480 The pervert deserved it, but what a slip I gave to him... 792 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:06,720 Whenever I have been in danger... 793 01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:09,360 ...you, my bro, have always protected me. 794 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,560 Remember when Naeem stuck that sharp compass on the desk? 795 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,520 You stuck your hand between my bum and the compass. 796 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,040 It left a big hole in the palm. 797 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,280 My palm still reeks of your bum. 798 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,320 People call us Jai and Veeru from the iconic Sholay. 799 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,400 Veeru gave his life for Jai. 800 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:41,160 Jai did... 801 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,600 Jai gave his life for Veeru. 802 01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,880 And you're sacrificing our friendship for a girl! 803 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:49,000 Wait a second... 804 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,520 You were going to sacrifice... 805 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,920 Me? Why would I 806 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:56,520 Yes, you...who else? 807 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,000 You've been sacrificing since childhood, you cannot change now. 808 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,440 Don't be over sentimental... 809 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,360 To hell with this sacrifice... 810 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,840 I'm going to sacrifice you in this forest. 811 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:09,920 Show some manners. 812 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:12,280 Bhawra! 813 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,880 I'm a yellow belt in Karate. Come. 814 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,120 Kattanni, don't. No cheating. 815 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,560 No stones. 816 01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,320 You want to hit your own bro? 817 01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,000 Hit me. Hit your bro. 818 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,080 - Bhawra, now you're cheating. - Kattanni... 819 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:33,440 [Regional song] 820 01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:40,880 [Regional song] 821 01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,000 Wait a minute. 822 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:18,200 - You check. - No, you check. 823 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:30,480 It's your girlfriend. 824 01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:33,640 Roohi. 825 01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,720 Roohi. 826 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:38,720 Roohi. 827 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,760 Roohi. 828 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:52,000 Slowly. 829 01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:55,720 Are you okay, Roohi? 830 01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:02,400 [Ringtone playing on phone] 831 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,240 I'll just take this call. 832 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,080 Wait. 833 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:12,880 Good evening, boss. 834 01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,240 Take the girl back to Mujeerabad... 835 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,880 ...dump her in some quiet place and return to Bagadpur. 836 01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:22,560 Dump her? 837 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:27,400 You mean Roohi. 838 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:30,440 The Police came all the way to Bagadpur looking for the girl. 839 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,320 This can hamper business. 840 01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:35,360 We won't get any more contracts. 841 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:36,640 The wedding's cancelled. 842 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,360 Take her back to the city. 843 01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,280 That can't be done, boss. 844 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,880 Don't be square with me. 845 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:49,640 Boss, its a love triangle now... cant help it. 846 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,680 Like in the film Saajan... 847 01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:01,280 I'll bring Roohi back respectfully as my wife. 848 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:09,680 Go to Ambiyapur. 849 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:11,240 Okay, boss. 850 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,480 So you've decided. 851 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,120 Decided what? 852 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,440 To leave... 853 01:10:58,440 --> 01:10:59,600 To sacrifice... 854 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,240 Thank you. 855 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:03,720 Duffer... 856 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,440 If we weren't childhood friends... 857 01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:08,480 I would have surely sacrificed you. 858 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:11,600 We're leaving 859 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,200 You, me, Roohi. 860 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:14,760 What about her? 861 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:16,640 Ok, all 4 of us. 862 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,400 But why? 863 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,720 You think our Boss will let us go... 864 01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:26,960 Last time he only squeezed our nuts, this time he'll break it for good. 865 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:30,280 Oh no...I am still a virgin. I want my nuts intact. 866 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:32,480 Let's please elope... 867 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:33,920 But we'll have to find a safe place. 868 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:36,720 And if your Godzilla wakes up, we would be caught. 869 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,120 - Show some respect... - Consider it as a promotion. 870 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,520 From lizard to Godzilla. 871 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:46,320 If even one person gets to know, then try hiding from Boss. 872 01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:50,280 I'll quickly find a safe place, and return soon. 873 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,520 You take care of Roohi. 874 01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:00,400 Don't untie her. Just take care. 875 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:11,560 Good morning. 876 01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:23,120 This... 877 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,760 So what if a cauliflower isn't a flower... 878 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:34,560 ...it's love and fragrance will empower. 879 01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:53,200 Sorry for keeping you tied up. 880 01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:57,720 I know... 881 01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:07,480 I don't mean to do what I do. 882 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,920 Yes...it's that... 883 01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:14,680 See... 884 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,440 You scratched me last night... 885 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:20,000 It'll make a good tattoo. 886 01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:23,560 nighT 887 01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:26,440 Yes, starry night. 888 01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,400 Ah nighT 889 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:29,920 nighT 890 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,360 I don't stutter. 891 01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,320 That T is like t for me. 892 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,840 But I don't have a problem with tongue twisters. 893 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:45,760 Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn. 894 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,440 I don't stammer. 895 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:53,920 You've a pretty smile. 896 01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:57,200 Keep smiling. 897 01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:03,920 The other one scares me, by always screaming. 898 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:19,200 When it happens, darkness engulfs me. 899 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:26,760 What I see...is just chaos. 900 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,360 At home, no one even talks to me, except for my father. 901 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,000 They have tried many remedies. 902 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,240 Some say 903 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,040 it's a kind of split personality. 904 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,000 While some don't have an answer... 905 01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,720 Don't cry, Roohi. 906 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:03,760 I miss my father. 907 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:14,520 But then I think you did the right thing bringing me here. 908 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:23,480 At least the burden got off from my family. 909 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:27,560 No, no, don't say such things. 910 01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:37,320 Roohi...I'll get your father and find your best cure. 911 01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:38,600 Wait and watch. 912 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:43,400 I won't rest until I don't get this other personality out of you. 913 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,240 Swear on this cauliflower. 914 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:56,160 You know, Roohi, even I saw a lot of tragedy as a kid. 915 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,800 When I was in school... 916 01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,040 Kattanni! 917 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:15,000 Don't untie her. 918 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:39,240 Gudiya for Mudiya. 919 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:54,200 You...didn't tell me your name yet. 920 01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,520 Afza. 921 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,800 Roohi possessed by Afza. 922 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,040 Roohi-Afza. 923 01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:26,360 Take good care of it. 924 01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:28,280 She has literally raised me. 925 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,720 She's like a mother to me. 926 01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:40,280 Hey, don't expect a lamb for the cost of chicken. 927 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:41,760 That's the one for you. 928 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:45,400 That? 929 01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:46,400 Yes, that. 930 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:54,720 Riddle, riddle, a groom on horse means... 931 01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:56,720 Marriage. 932 01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:00,000 Sisters-in-law pranking their brother-in-laws mean... 933 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,120 Marriage. 934 01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:07,280 Getting high and dancing means... 935 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,280 Marriage. 936 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:18,000 "I don't care for an angel anymore..." 937 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,920 "I don't care for an angel anymore..." 938 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:28,720 "I lost my heart to a ghost." 939 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,000 Are you ready? 940 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,800 Yeah! 941 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:39,840 Are you ready? 942 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:56,480 How's your kidney now? 943 01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,360 Feels very good. 944 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,840 Run for us. Run for us. 945 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:07,040 Praise the lord. 946 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,720 Praise the lord. 947 01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:11,040 Sir. Sir. 948 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:12,880 Are you ready? 949 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:14,680 Are you ready? 950 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,320 Ready. 951 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:18,600 He's ready! 952 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:24,360 Cancer? Heart attack? Kidney problem. 953 01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:25,560 Witch problem. 954 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:29,600 Can you get rid of a witch? I am ready to do anything you say. 955 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:30,800 Please, sir. 956 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:43,960 "Who cares about the beauty and allure anymore." 957 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:47,880 "Who cares about the beauty and allure anymore." 958 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:52,440 "I lost my heart to a ghost." 959 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:57,000 "Ghost." 960 01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,120 "Ghost." 961 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:04,880 "Ghost." 962 01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:19,800 Hold him, son! Hold him! 963 01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:21,840 - Hey, hold his legs. - He wont bite? 964 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:24,000 No. Hold his legs. 965 01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:25,360 What just happened? 966 01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,200 Baba's job is to exorcise ghosts. 967 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:29,840 He has no control over who the ghost possesses the next. 968 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,000 Is this some bluetooth ghost transfer? 969 01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:33,520 Hey mister... 970 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:39,000 "I lost my heart to a ghost." 971 01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:52,680 You know everything. 972 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:56,000 Who labeled you as a ghost. 973 01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,720 You seem like an alien to me. 974 01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:03,440 I am a witch! 975 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:06,120 Then why don't you possess me? 976 01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,400 Ah, feeling shy 977 01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:17,400 "I've convinced myself for the moonless night." 978 01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:20,720 "I'll eagerly await." 979 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:28,600 "My love story shall form, I'll date the queen of ghosts." 980 01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:31,120 She's cured. 981 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:33,120 Glory to Swami. 982 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:34,480 Glory to Swami. 983 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,520 Everyone, hear me. 984 01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:38,760 Where is Swami? 985 01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:40,760 There is no Swami. 986 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,440 It's all a sham, fake stories. 987 01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,920 There is no such thing as a ghost. 988 01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:49,400 All this is just to scare you, and mislead you. 989 01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:51,440 She was cured by science. 990 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:52,800 Always believe in science. 991 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,960 Glory to Science Baba. 992 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,320 Glory to Science Baba. 993 01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:00,040 You'll realise when you actually see a Mudiyapairi. 994 01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:28,120 Oh...Bull dogs...? 995 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:34,160 So we're bulldogs now...? 996 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:38,040 And you're a cute Pomeranian. 997 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:43,720 Busy taking cute pictures here and not reporting to the Boss? 998 01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:47,920 Boss didn't install Wi-Fi, else I would send him a daily video report. 999 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,640 You heard their demand, Pandit? 1000 01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:56,880 One wants Wi-Fi, the other one wants a wife. 1001 01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,800 They underestimated us. 1002 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:05,360 Boss said, the girl's wedding is cancelled... 1003 01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,520 He wants you back Now! 1004 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:36,360 Roohi. 1005 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:39,200 Kattanni. 1006 01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:47,600 Roohi. 1007 01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:03,600 Oh no! 1008 01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:25,400 Roohi. 1009 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:32,200 Are...you okay? 1010 01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:34,760 This... 1011 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:39,120 it's...it's okay. 1012 01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:40,840 Nothing happened! 1013 01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:45,040 Kattanni. 1014 01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:50,480 Are you okay? 1015 01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:58,640 We'll have to get out of here. 1016 01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:01,560 Where will we go? 1017 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,440 There is a place. 1018 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:06,680 Chimattipur. 1019 01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:32,120 Boss. 1020 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,200 Boss. 1021 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:49,040 Sign these papers. 1022 01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:50,600 We've informed the Police. 1023 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:52,800 They will come and take your statement. 1024 01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:57,560 You'll be shocked to see it. 1025 01:25:57,640 --> 01:26:02,760 Both have been beaten to pulp. 1026 01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:04,000 One couldn't take it 1027 01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:05,880 and the other one fell unconscious...here 1028 01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:13,120 Have you seen this girl? 1029 01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:17,040 Sir, show him the other picture. 1030 01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:20,520 Her? 1031 01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:23,600 Where is she? 1032 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,160 Where is she? 1033 01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:29,160 Chimattipur. 1034 01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:11,890 The only place to exorcise ghosts, ghouls, spirits... 1035 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:22,880 'Glory to Goddess Chimatti.' 1036 01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,701 'If you know of a person...' 1037 01:27:25,781 --> 01:27:29,320 '...who's been possessed by a ghost, ghoul, or a spirit... 1038 01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:33,440 ...then hand him over to the Pandit at the reception.' 1039 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:37,200 'Only the Pandits of Chimattipur can...' 1040 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:52,200 Keys. 1041 01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:58,600 Where? 1042 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:01,040 There. 1043 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:03,480 Here. 1044 01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,720 'And yes, one special warning.' 1045 01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:17,120 'Smoking, drinking, and Mudiyapairi are banned in Chimattipur.' 1046 01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:40,880 Goodnight. 1047 01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:42,920 Go on. 1048 01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:08,400 This... 1049 01:29:24,040 --> 01:29:25,040 This... 1050 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,160 Suit. 1051 01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:54,280 Don't worry, I am right beside. 1052 01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:55,720 Next door. 1053 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:01,120 And... 1054 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:03,840 Goodnight. 1055 01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:18,640 [Sanskrit chants] 1056 01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:20,440 Hey... morning. 1057 01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:44,840 [Sanskrit chants continue] 1058 01:32:19,280 --> 01:32:21,480 Come on. Hurry up! 1059 01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,040 Get down. 1060 01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:24,640 Come on. 1061 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,040 Pandey. 1062 01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:31,720 Pandey. 1063 01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:36,200 You traveled on the roof? 1064 01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:37,920 It was a blast, man. 1065 01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:40,200 Where is Kattanni? 1066 01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:42,040 Sleeping. 1067 01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:46,080 - I called you...urgently... - The suit you asked for. 1068 01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:49,120 Grey colour! 1069 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,160 So what's the occasion? 1070 01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:53,200 Marriage. 1071 01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:54,480 Marriage? 1072 01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:58,920 You help me? One last catch marriage. 1073 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,560 - Catch marriage? - Small one. 1074 01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:05,120 Who is getting married? 1075 01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:11,680 I met one girl. Roohi. 1076 01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:14,320 You? 1077 01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:17,760 And... 1078 01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:21,080 I'll tell you. 1079 01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:22,800 Long story. 1080 01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:32,800 - Glory to... - Swami! 1081 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:35,160 - Glory to... - Swami! 1082 01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:37,520 He'll know when he runs into a Mudiyapairi. 1083 01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:40,520 - Glory to... - Swami! 1084 01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:43,680 - Glory to... - Swami! 1085 01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:57,320 Only 200? 1086 01:33:57,480 --> 01:33:59,360 How much more prepaid do you need? 1087 01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:02,400 One more. 1088 01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:05,320 Even the cougars don't ask for so much of recharge. 1089 01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:09,800 Are we good now or you want the latest iPhone too? 1090 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:16,920 The only solution is to get the witch married... 1091 01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:22,240 ...but then this wedding will be of both - the girl and the witch. 1092 01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:24,520 Again, the wedding... 1093 01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:29,680 Back there you showed me the overconfidence of Trump and here 1094 01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:31,640 you don't even have a proper solution... 1095 01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:35,920 This is not an election, so don't expect results so easily. 1096 01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:39,040 Do you know what kind of a witch, Mudiyapairi is? 1097 01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:42,640 Do you know what a Full Blue Moon does to her? 1098 01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:47,440 Full Blue Moon? 1099 01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:50,240 That bloody exorcist also said the same... 1100 01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:56,313 When the most auspicious constellation... 1101 01:34:56,393 --> 01:34:59,840 ...and the Full Blue Moon come together... 1102 01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:03,240 ...this group of witches set out on a hunt. 1103 01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:08,720 If they see the groom is sleeping the witch possesses the body of the bride... 1104 01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:11,892 ...then she has to get married... 1105 01:35:11,972 --> 01:35:15,480 ...within a year before the Full Blue Moon appears again. 1106 01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:17,760 And what if she can't get married within a year? 1107 01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:21,640 Death. 1108 01:35:23,360 --> 01:35:25,560 Both for the witch and the girl. 1109 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:39,240 What kind of horror story are you making up, tell me what's the solution. 1110 01:35:39,480 --> 01:35:41,080 Tell me what to do. 1111 01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,760 Faux wedding. 1112 01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:47,520 What? 1113 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:50,240 Faux wedding with the girl. 1114 01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:58,520 The witch is only focused on her only desire to get married. 1115 01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:01,880 This witch just wants to be someone's wife. 1116 01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:09,040 But what if the guy, she marries, is already married to someone else? 1117 01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:12,040 Then? 1118 01:36:12,280 --> 01:36:15,160 Then the witch won't be his wife... 1119 01:36:15,560 --> 01:36:17,280 She will be his mistress. 1120 01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:21,840 And a witch will never agree to be someone's mistress. 1121 01:36:22,440 --> 01:36:25,680 She will immediately forsake the body of the mistress. 1122 01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:29,400 Oh, so if I marry someone else first... 1123 01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:33,320 ...and later marry Roohi, then the witch will quit her body? Wow. 1124 01:36:33,480 --> 01:36:35,480 That's perfect then. 1125 01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:37,000 There is a risk involved. 1126 01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:38,440 Risk? 1127 01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:41,040 The witch might get furious. 1128 01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:45,560 And she might attack in a fit of rage. 1129 01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:50,800 This rage can harm the girl, or her husband... 1130 01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:54,560 ...or both. 1131 01:36:55,360 --> 01:36:58,480 Come on, isn't there some kind of assurance of the plan working? 1132 01:36:59,160 --> 01:37:01,640 How can an old woman like me give assurance? 1133 01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:03,800 It all depends on her mood. 1134 01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:07,000 You can take the risk of getting married... 1135 01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:13,400 But we must find a girl who has lost her will to live... 1136 01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:18,760 Got it? 1137 01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:23,640 Understood? 1138 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:31,440 I understood. 1139 01:37:38,160 --> 01:37:39,080 I accept. 1140 01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:41,680 Accept what? 1141 01:37:42,800 --> 01:37:47,040 When you're prepared to risk your life, then even I am ready to marry you. 1142 01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:49,280 But only marriage, no hanky-panky. 1143 01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:51,760 Why would I risk my life for you? 1144 01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:55,080 I am offering you a solution, and you're offering me as the sacrifice? 1145 01:37:55,240 --> 01:37:56,800 Then its hardly a solution... 1146 01:37:57,520 --> 01:37:59,360 You made it sound like you are some James Bond... 1147 01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:01,120 ...and now throwing me under the bus? 1148 01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:05,080 You also got to take some risk. 1149 01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:07,000 Why should I risk? 1150 01:38:07,680 --> 01:38:10,720 Its my age to enjoy and have fun and you want me to sacrifice for you? 1151 01:38:10,920 --> 01:38:12,720 Be practical, you don't have much time left anyway... 1152 01:38:12,800 --> 01:38:14,600 ...put it to someone's use. 1153 01:38:16,440 --> 01:38:18,760 Life's so short already, and you wasted my time. 1154 01:38:18,840 --> 01:38:21,240 What a thankless idiot you are... 1155 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:32,840 What? 1156 01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:35,120 You wont get a more handsome husband than me... 1157 01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:36,160 ...marry me. 1158 01:38:36,800 --> 01:38:37,760 Marry me. 1159 01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:41,600 Even my dog wouldn't marry you. 1160 01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:43,520 I am asking you, not your dog. 1161 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:46,000 What a wild one you are. 1162 01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:50,600 Wait a second. 1163 01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:52,720 When Manish had trouble with his stars... 1164 01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:55,040 ...he got married to a dog first to trick them. 1165 01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:59,040 If we can trick the stars, then we can trick the witch too. 1166 01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:01,280 This is not some game... 1167 01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:09,160 Aunty...how about I marry a dog...and... 1168 01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:14,920 Forget it. Not a good idea. 1169 01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:19,800 Mind blowing idea! 1170 01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:26,000 Must appreciate your wild brain, but listen... 1171 01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:30,560 ...the wedding will have to be with proper customs. 1172 01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:32,200 Nothing fake. 1173 01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:33,240 Okay. 1174 01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:36,200 Then find me a good dog. 1175 01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:41,120 Wait, how do you know all this? 1176 01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:48,480 What? You're getting too frank now... 1177 01:39:53,440 --> 01:39:55,160 It's been 40-years... 1178 01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:59,880 ...but my feet are still not completely straight. 1179 01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:04,160 Faux wedding. 1180 01:40:08,280 --> 01:40:09,800 And your husband. 1181 01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:15,400 Even your life's in danger, son. 1182 01:40:18,720 --> 01:40:21,040 There is a place...Chimattipur. 1183 01:40:22,360 --> 01:40:26,280 Across its river, there's a pious place for dogs... 1184 01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:28,440 ...that's where you can get married. 1185 01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,880 It's a different kind of wedding you're talking about. 1186 01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:44,160 Anything for my Roohi. 1187 01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,240 And you'll let me shoot it? 1188 01:41:09,200 --> 01:41:10,000 Let's go. 1189 01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:11,640 Let's go. 1190 01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:13,280 Let's go. 1191 01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:14,360 Where? 1192 01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:15,760 Someplace better than this. 1193 01:41:18,520 --> 01:41:20,120 Where is Bhawra? 1194 01:41:20,360 --> 01:41:21,880 Do you have a problem with me? 1195 01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:25,000 No, I don't have a problem with you. 1196 01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:28,120 He's just...more responsible. 1197 01:41:28,880 --> 01:41:30,000 You call him responsible? 1198 01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:32,200 Don't let his innocent face fool you. 1199 01:41:32,280 --> 01:41:35,520 He's the Casanova of old aunties and you think he's responsible. 1200 01:41:36,440 --> 01:41:39,240 Look...your stars are in disarray. 1201 01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:42,160 It often affects the mind. 1202 01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:45,360 Don't worry, I am friendlier than him. 1203 01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:49,920 Listen...please...go away. 1204 01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:55,480 I am already in a lot of trouble and... 1205 01:41:58,160 --> 01:42:00,280 ...I understand what you two are up to. 1206 01:42:00,760 --> 01:42:02,880 But I won't let this wedding happen. 1207 01:42:05,240 --> 01:42:06,400 Whose wedding? 1208 01:42:06,480 --> 01:42:07,760 Yours with Bhawra. 1209 01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:11,080 Who said I am marrying him? 1210 01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:12,040 I see... 1211 01:42:12,240 --> 01:42:14,760 Why else has he got a tuxedo? 1212 01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:20,280 He can't marry without my permission. 1213 01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:22,160 Of course he can. 1214 01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:23,720 That's how we do it. 1215 01:42:23,920 --> 01:42:25,640 And what you're doing isn't right... 1216 01:42:26,040 --> 01:42:28,080 There is someone else inside you... 1217 01:42:28,160 --> 01:42:30,000 ...and she too has desires. 1218 01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:34,080 So what if he has got the American as his best man... 1219 01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:36,640 ...but let the bride be mine... 1220 01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:38,120 Please... 1221 01:42:38,920 --> 01:42:39,720 Come on. 1222 01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:55,280 [Regional song] 1223 01:42:58,520 --> 01:43:02,400 [Regional song] 1224 01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:04,000 You got the flowers? 1225 01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:06,680 You forgot the sweets? 1226 01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:08,240 No, aunty, I got them. 1227 01:43:09,040 --> 01:43:20,080 [Regional song] 1228 01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:27,560 Hey, wait! 1229 01:43:27,640 --> 01:43:28,640 Call the groom. 1230 01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:31,240 I am ready. But the bride is taking long 1231 01:44:01,840 --> 01:44:06,040 [Sanskrit chants] 1232 01:44:07,240 --> 01:44:07,880 Wow! 1233 01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:09,000 Groom's name. 1234 01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:10,200 Bhawra Pandey. 1235 01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:11,520 Bhawra Pandey, son of... 1236 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:13,920 Tataiyya Pandey. 1237 01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:15,320 Tataiyya Pandey. 1238 01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:16,520 No, Tat...ok... 1239 01:44:16,760 --> 01:44:18,280 What's the bride's name? 1240 01:44:21,160 --> 01:44:22,600 What's the bride's name? 1241 01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:25,800 Preeti Kumari. 1242 01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:27,040 Preeti Kumari. 1243 01:44:27,120 --> 01:44:29,120 Let the bride and groom hold hands. 1244 01:44:36,240 --> 01:44:39,200 Grace her forehead. 1245 01:44:54,600 --> 01:44:59,800 Promise her every happiness be it, mind, body, or soul. 1246 01:44:59,880 --> 01:45:00,920 Body too? 1247 01:45:03,080 --> 01:45:04,800 Isn't he getting too genuine? 1248 01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:08,600 Wedding has to be genuine for the trick to work. Take an oath. 1249 01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:17,840 Congratulations. 1250 01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:21,280 There's still time. 1251 01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:39,880 Be calm, my dear. It's only for a day. 1252 01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:42,560 I'll find you a better partner. 1253 01:45:55,800 --> 01:45:57,080 Oh no! 1254 01:46:13,720 --> 01:46:16,440 Wow! So both of you happily married, uh? 1255 01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:17,640 Come on then. 1256 01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:21,360 - But what's the matter? - Get off the bloody boat... 1257 01:46:21,440 --> 01:46:23,040 - She might attack - Beat him. 1258 01:46:23,120 --> 01:46:24,400 Charge... 1259 01:46:24,480 --> 01:46:26,120 But what's the matter? 1260 01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:27,400 Come here. 1261 01:46:28,160 --> 01:46:29,920 Tell him what happened? 1262 01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:31,280 What happened? 1263 01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:40,528 You knew that Mudiyapari witch is banned in this town...right? 1264 01:46:44,280 --> 01:46:45,280 Didn't you read? 1265 01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:50,440 Chimattipur is blessed to exorcise ghosts... 1266 01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:54,400 ...and the only source of income we priests have is... 1267 01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:58,760 ...curing these possessed people. 1268 01:47:00,000 --> 01:47:06,080 Every morning, we offer the hair of the possessed to the Goddess... 1269 01:47:08,240 --> 01:47:12,360 ...as the hair gets burned in the holy pit, the spirits get exorcised. 1270 01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:19,360 But today you got this girl in the town... 1271 01:47:20,280 --> 01:47:24,200 ...and the girl was possessed by a Mudiyapairi witch. 1272 01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:29,640 And Mudiyapairi is banned in Chimmatipur. 1273 01:47:55,280 --> 01:47:56,880 I knew it. 1274 01:47:58,480 --> 01:48:00,600 Something's possessing you. 1275 01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:03,360 Come lets get rid of the ghost inside you... 1276 01:48:03,520 --> 01:48:06,160 - Please, no... - Come on. Let's go. 1277 01:48:06,680 --> 01:48:09,000 Come, give me your hair... 1278 01:48:09,840 --> 01:48:11,560 Offer the hair, come... 1279 01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:16,800 Come on. Let's go. 1280 01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:22,840 Hey barber, come here. 1281 01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:42,400 Its a mudiyapairi witch! 1282 01:49:01,480 --> 01:49:04,240 Glory to Chimmati Goddess. Have mercy. 1283 01:49:13,080 --> 01:49:14,960 I must see Roohi. 1284 01:49:15,040 --> 01:49:16,240 I know the cure... 1285 01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:18,000 I'll get rid of the witch. 1286 01:49:19,600 --> 01:49:20,640 I have a cure. 1287 01:49:21,280 --> 01:49:23,000 You cant exorcise her... 1288 01:49:31,440 --> 01:49:33,200 If you take a contract, then fulfill it... 1289 01:49:33,280 --> 01:49:36,640 Get us his bride, the wedding is right around the corner. 1290 01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:37,800 Is this a joke? 1291 01:49:37,880 --> 01:49:42,480 What happened to your 100% record? 1292 01:49:43,920 --> 01:49:49,960 Your to-be bride is possessed by a Mudiyapairi witch... 1293 01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:52,400 Oh please, tell these folklores to my grandma... 1294 01:49:52,600 --> 01:49:55,760 Why don't you accept that age has caught up with you? 1295 01:49:55,840 --> 01:49:59,400 Everyone, Guniya Shakeel is retiring from 'catch marriage contracts!' 1296 01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:05,600 If you're destined to marry a witch, then I'll get her for you. 1297 01:50:11,360 --> 01:50:15,440 This kind of silence is eerie. 1298 01:50:17,360 --> 01:50:18,920 Lets inform the groom... 1299 01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:23,440 ...we can get her any other girl but this. 1300 01:50:23,800 --> 01:50:25,760 Lets not confront the witch. 1301 01:50:26,800 --> 01:50:29,760 I've taken a contract. I'll have to fulfil it. 1302 01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:53,880 No, please... 1303 01:50:54,480 --> 01:50:56,800 Why don't you let me die? 1304 01:51:13,480 --> 01:51:16,240 The full blue moon's in the sky. 1305 01:51:17,080 --> 01:51:19,400 Won't you get married even today? 1306 01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:28,240 I won't. I won't get married. 1307 01:51:35,240 --> 01:51:39,800 Its been a year with you and you still consider me your enemy? 1308 01:51:44,280 --> 01:51:46,680 You have destroyed me. 1309 01:51:47,240 --> 01:51:48,600 Finished me completely... 1310 01:51:49,200 --> 01:51:51,880 You are my enemy. 1311 01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:01,440 Strength. I am your strength... 1312 01:52:02,160 --> 01:52:05,080 ...the strength you never had. 1313 01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:07,920 I know all your fears. 1314 01:52:08,800 --> 01:52:10,720 I've seen all your pain... 1315 01:52:11,280 --> 01:52:13,400 ...and you want to destroy me? 1316 01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:16,280 See beyond the pain. 1317 01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:19,880 Feel this power. 1318 01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:25,000 The only cure to all your problems is... 1319 01:52:28,320 --> 01:52:30,240 Marriage. 1320 01:52:43,880 --> 01:52:46,200 Guniya boss, let's go. 1321 01:52:46,280 --> 01:52:47,080 Shut up. 1322 01:53:05,160 --> 01:53:06,560 You need to get married... 1323 01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:09,560 ...and I have a contract to fulfill... 1324 01:53:10,840 --> 01:53:13,440 Tonight is important for both of us. 1325 01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:17,240 I have got a groom for you... 1326 01:53:18,600 --> 01:53:19,800 ...and he too is desperate to get married. 1327 01:53:21,640 --> 01:53:27,320 Accept my deal, else your life is going to be in a jeopardy. 1328 01:53:39,640 --> 01:53:46,480 [Indistinct crowd chaos] 1329 01:53:51,120 --> 01:53:52,240 You know the cure? 1330 01:53:54,160 --> 01:53:55,520 How are you going to cure? 1331 01:53:57,800 --> 01:53:58,920 Bhawra... 1332 01:53:59,160 --> 01:54:01,120 Think about it, why let her break our friendship. 1333 01:54:01,200 --> 01:54:03,120 We can let things be how they are right now... 1334 01:54:04,080 --> 01:54:06,000 Can't we both marry her? 1335 01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:09,680 Are you nuts? How can we both marry one girl? 1336 01:54:09,920 --> 01:54:11,680 But they are two and not just one. 1337 01:54:12,560 --> 01:54:16,720 Ok, I admit body is just one, but I don't mind sharing her... 1338 01:54:16,920 --> 01:54:18,520 Don't be too kinky. 1339 01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:22,080 The body belongs to Roohi not to your Godzilli. 1340 01:54:22,480 --> 01:54:23,560 Stay away from her. 1341 01:54:23,640 --> 01:54:25,680 I don't want a physical relationship... 1342 01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:29,440 ...this is platonic love like never before. 1343 01:54:29,920 --> 01:54:34,520 Kattanni, she isn't a mobile phone with two sim cards... 1344 01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:37,480 ...that we use as per our network. Control. 1345 01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:43,920 Get this, Bhawra. 1346 01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:47,560 If you don't allow, I won't let her be yours...ever. 1347 01:54:47,640 --> 01:54:50,800 Then, I too wont let your Mudiyapari stay in my Katy Perry's body. 1348 01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:52,200 Know that too. 1349 01:54:53,480 --> 01:54:56,160 Hey, Kattanni. Pandey. 1350 01:54:56,240 --> 01:54:58,480 Check this out. Look who I ran into. 1351 01:54:59,560 --> 01:55:00,720 That's your boss, right? 1352 01:55:01,880 --> 01:55:02,920 Shakeel. 1353 01:55:14,720 --> 01:55:15,600 See that... 1354 01:55:16,920 --> 01:55:18,320 The witch is so desperate. 1355 01:55:20,040 --> 01:55:21,440 All she wants is to get married... 1356 01:55:22,040 --> 01:55:24,760 Doesn't matter if it is a Tom, Dick or some Kattanni. 1357 01:55:36,320 --> 01:55:39,480 Better than the boss using her for his own advantage... 1358 01:55:43,280 --> 01:55:46,600 ...let us come together. You get married, I'll be fine. 1359 01:55:48,880 --> 01:55:50,080 Come on, Kattanni. 1360 01:55:51,720 --> 01:55:53,000 Put on my tuxedo. 1361 01:55:54,160 --> 01:55:57,760 We will bring your bride back together. 1362 01:55:59,920 --> 01:56:00,720 Let's go. 1363 01:56:43,400 --> 01:56:46,000 [Indistinct chatter] 1364 01:56:47,760 --> 01:56:48,840 It is your girl. 1365 01:56:49,000 --> 01:56:51,160 Fine. Just kidding, Guniya sir. 1366 01:56:51,440 --> 01:56:55,520 The couple will take nuptial rounds and the groom will take seven vows. 1367 01:56:55,760 --> 01:56:58,280 And you'll have to abide by every oath for the rest of your life. 1368 01:56:58,360 --> 01:56:59,520 Do you accept? 1369 01:56:59,720 --> 01:57:01,640 Of course I will. Come. 1370 01:57:02,200 --> 01:57:06,040 [Sanskrit chants] 1371 01:57:14,800 --> 01:57:16,800 Wait. The bride is breaking one vow to take another one. 1372 01:57:16,880 --> 01:57:18,280 I didn't expect this from you. 1373 01:57:18,880 --> 01:57:20,600 She broke my friend's heart. 1374 01:57:20,720 --> 01:57:23,720 Rascal, I'll crack... 1375 01:57:24,000 --> 01:57:25,240 My nuts...? 1376 01:57:26,320 --> 01:57:27,840 What will you do with all the nuts? 1377 01:57:28,120 --> 01:57:31,360 Get into the business of nut cracking and quit this marriage business. 1378 01:57:32,560 --> 01:57:35,400 No wonder most marriages you do are fake... 1379 01:57:35,760 --> 01:57:37,440 Absolutely fake... 1380 01:57:37,520 --> 01:57:38,680 Do not try to be smart. 1381 01:57:43,280 --> 01:57:46,320 What a dangerous henna style. 1382 01:57:55,480 --> 01:57:57,600 I know you're under a lot of pressure... 1383 01:57:59,280 --> 01:58:00,920 ...but how can you forget me so soon? 1384 01:58:05,040 --> 01:58:09,120 This is not a marriage, it's a compromise... 1385 01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:15,840 ...for yourself. 1386 01:58:37,000 --> 01:58:40,760 You will marry my groom. That's it. 1387 01:58:46,600 --> 01:58:50,440 Do not coerce me... 1388 01:58:52,040 --> 01:58:53,760 Let's see whose nuts crack now. 1389 01:58:59,640 --> 01:59:01,120 OMG. 1390 01:59:05,560 --> 01:59:08,360 Don't leave, the wedding isn't over yet. 1391 01:59:16,160 --> 01:59:19,280 - Leave me. - Be professional. 1392 01:59:29,680 --> 01:59:33,400 [Sanskrit chants] 1393 02:00:03,720 --> 02:00:05,680 Stop this faux wedding! 1394 02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:06,920 Who is she? 1395 02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:10,000 Faux wedding? What faux wedding? 1396 02:00:10,440 --> 02:00:13,480 This groom got married to a dog earlier... 1397 02:00:14,000 --> 02:00:18,000 ...and now he's trying to do a faux wedding with you. 1398 02:00:18,920 --> 02:00:22,200 He is taking advantage of your desperation and betraying you. 1399 02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:23,720 Oh Kattanni, no. 1400 02:00:24,680 --> 02:00:26,800 I don't know this stupid lady. 1401 02:00:26,880 --> 02:00:29,600 Here is the proof of his betrayal. 1402 02:00:30,160 --> 02:00:35,000 This...and this. 1403 02:00:40,800 --> 02:00:42,160 Shame on you, Kattanni. 1404 02:00:43,680 --> 02:00:46,240 This proves nothing. 1405 02:00:46,880 --> 02:00:48,560 Baby, she's hacked my account. 1406 02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:53,880 He'll trick you into making a mistress, so you leave Roohi's body. 1407 02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:54,920 You as a mistress... 1408 02:00:55,240 --> 02:00:58,520 Kattani, you betrayed her? 1409 02:00:58,600 --> 02:00:59,840 Liar. 1410 02:00:59,920 --> 02:01:01,320 Baby, don't listen to her. 1411 02:01:29,480 --> 02:01:32,000 Sit down. For the sake of God! 1412 02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:44,000 You. 1413 02:01:46,920 --> 02:01:48,200 You. 1414 02:01:49,520 --> 02:01:51,760 You'll marry me. 1415 02:01:53,680 --> 02:01:54,600 Me? 1416 02:02:02,120 --> 02:02:03,480 Ok, ok. 1417 02:02:05,880 --> 02:02:08,440 Don't beat me, I'll come. 1418 02:02:09,840 --> 02:02:11,160 Sorry, Kattanni. 1419 02:02:11,440 --> 02:02:12,520 Bhawra! 1420 02:02:12,800 --> 02:02:16,680 Coming. Coming. Just lower your hand first. 1421 02:02:17,680 --> 02:02:19,040 Let me take this... 1422 02:02:34,560 --> 02:02:36,240 Start with the nuptial rounds. 1423 02:02:58,280 --> 02:03:00,800 What happened? Are your feet heavy? 1424 02:03:06,040 --> 02:03:07,600 The moon will set. Hurry up. 1425 02:03:10,120 --> 02:03:13,040 You'll die. You'll die too. 1426 02:03:19,880 --> 02:03:21,800 Let this marriage happen. 1427 02:03:23,040 --> 02:03:25,680 Who'll die? 1428 02:03:43,240 --> 02:03:44,400 Roohi. 1429 02:03:50,640 --> 02:03:53,120 Roohi, I'll handle everything. 1430 02:03:54,120 --> 02:03:55,480 This is the only cure. 1431 02:03:55,560 --> 02:03:57,520 Let's get married now. Come on. 1432 02:04:01,000 --> 02:04:02,120 Come on. 1433 02:04:03,800 --> 02:04:06,440 How long will I depend on others? 1434 02:04:20,520 --> 02:04:22,640 Roohi... What are you doing? 1435 02:04:37,600 --> 02:04:41,040 What are you doing? Don't do this... 1436 02:05:29,600 --> 02:05:32,240 We shall live together and be together forever. 1437 02:05:36,600 --> 02:05:38,080 It's my promise. 1438 02:05:39,760 --> 02:05:44,000 You have given me strength, will protect and cherish it with you. 1439 02:05:46,680 --> 02:05:53,040 Today, Roohi will marry Afza and be happy together. 1440 02:05:55,240 --> 02:05:58,560 [Sanskrit shlok continue] 1441 02:06:28,600 --> 02:06:34,360 If you accept these promises... then even I... 1442 02:06:36,800 --> 02:06:39,560 ...on this final night of Full Blue Moon... 1443 02:06:41,280 --> 02:06:46,000 ...I accept the vows with you. 1444 02:08:12,560 --> 02:08:17,280 Whosoever love is true... 1445 02:08:18,880 --> 02:08:21,720 ...his love will definitely turn around. 1446 02:08:26,560 --> 02:08:27,600 Turn. 1447 02:08:32,520 --> 02:08:33,360 Turn. 1448 02:08:38,640 --> 02:08:39,520 Turn. 1449 02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:39,040 That's them. 1450 02:09:40,720 --> 02:09:41,720 Namaste Dad. 1451 02:09:42,000 --> 02:09:43,080 Where is Roohi? 1452 02:09:43,680 --> 02:09:44,760 She ran away. 1453 02:09:49,520 --> 02:09:50,600 With whom? 1454 02:09:51,600 --> 02:09:52,880 Herself. 1455 02:09:59,920 --> 02:10:02,120 Hey, we're not really a couple... 1456 02:10:02,880 --> 02:10:04,760 Aunty, what about the dog... 1457 02:10:06,280 --> 02:10:07,280 Aunty? 1458 02:10:22,320 --> 02:10:23,520 Oh no! 1459 02:10:44,080 --> 02:10:47,280 "The path to the bank of the river is challenging" 1460 02:10:54,800 --> 02:10:57,240 "The path to the bank of the river is challenging" 1461 02:10:57,320 --> 02:11:01,800 "This night is quite tyrannical" 1462 02:11:02,040 --> 02:11:04,480 "My heart is clean" 1463 02:11:04,560 --> 02:11:07,160 "But my body is mean" 1464 02:11:07,240 --> 02:11:13,360 "I wish to unite with my beloved" 1465 02:11:13,440 --> 02:11:16,200 "The path to the bank of the river is challenging" 1466 02:11:16,280 --> 02:11:19,600 "Path to the bank of the river" 1467 02:11:20,440 --> 02:11:21,800 "Path to the bank of the river" 1468 02:11:22,040 --> 02:11:24,280 "Path to the bank of the river" 1469 02:11:24,360 --> 02:11:26,760 "The path to the bank of the river is challenging" 1470 02:11:26,840 --> 02:11:29,840 "Path to the bank of the river" 1471 02:11:30,920 --> 02:11:32,560 "Path to the bank of the river" 1472 02:11:33,520 --> 02:11:35,080 "Path to the bank of the river" 1473 02:11:35,160 --> 02:11:37,640 "The path to the bank of the river is challenging" 1474 02:11:37,840 --> 02:11:42,800 "I keep drinking at the bank of the river" 1475 02:11:43,200 --> 02:11:48,080 "I keep surviving without my lover" 1476 02:11:48,520 --> 02:11:53,600 "I keep drinking at the bank of the river" 1477 02:11:53,880 --> 02:11:58,640 "I keep surviving without my lover" 1478 02:11:58,720 --> 02:12:03,720 [rap song] 1479 02:12:03,800 --> 02:12:09,160 [rap song] 1480 02:12:09,520 --> 02:12:14,720 [rap song] 1481 02:12:14,800 --> 02:12:20,120 [rap song] 1482 02:12:30,760 --> 02:12:34,680 "O my beloved from Mumbai" 1483 02:12:34,840 --> 02:12:37,320 "I am your butterfly," 1484 02:12:37,520 --> 02:12:41,480 "I eagerly wait for you every day." 1485 02:12:41,560 --> 02:12:45,080 "Our love boat," 1486 02:12:45,520 --> 02:12:48,120 "Is stuck in a storm midway" 1487 02:12:48,200 --> 02:12:51,560 "Please take it across in any which way." 1488 02:12:51,640 --> 02:12:53,320 "My my sparkling babe," 1489 02:12:53,920 --> 02:12:56,600 "Be a little patient." 1490 02:12:56,680 --> 02:13:02,600 "I am being patient From the hand pump my pots I keep filling" 1491 02:13:02,680 --> 02:13:05,600 "The path to the bank of the river is challenging" 1492 02:13:05,680 --> 02:13:08,520 "Path to the bank of the river" 1493 02:13:08,600 --> 02:13:11,080 "Path to the bank of the river" 1494 02:13:11,160 --> 02:13:13,360 "Path to the bank of the river" 1495 02:13:13,440 --> 02:13:16,680 "The path to the bank of the river is challenging" 1496 02:13:16,760 --> 02:13:19,040 "Path to the bank of the river" 1497 02:13:19,840 --> 02:13:21,880 "Path to the bank of the river" 1498 02:13:22,360 --> 02:13:24,320 "Path to the bank of the river" 1499 02:13:24,400 --> 02:13:27,120 "The path to the bank of the river is challenging" 1500 02:13:27,200 --> 02:13:32,080 "I keep drinking at the bank of the river" 1501 02:13:32,560 --> 02:13:37,600 "I keep surviving without my lover" 1502 02:13:45,440 --> 02:13:48,440 "The path to the bank of the river is challenging" 1503 02:13:48,720 --> 02:13:51,240 "Path to the bank of the river" 1504 02:13:52,305 --> 02:14:52,682 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org