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Naughty America.

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Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Does it better.

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Hey bro.

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Are you on your way to my house yet?

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My mom already left.

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We have open crib.

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Just come through. I'm gonna text the
girls right now and make sure

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they're also coming.

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Oh shit, I almost forgot to mention.

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Hey, before you get here, don't forget
to bring a couple of bottles so we

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can pregame with the chick before we go
to the beach.

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Let me talk to the girls, make sure
they're almost here.

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Alright, game on.

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The girls are coming any moment now.

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I don't need this bike park anymore.

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Oh,

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shit, right on time. Come in!

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Jesse, come in, it's open, my man!

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What up, my ninja?

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Do I look like your ninja to you? Oh,
um... No, um, well, hi, Miss Dave. Very

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nice to see you.

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I was just getting ready to go to
college.

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Were you?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, you look like you're ready to go
to college.

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I just got a tuck in my shirt.

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What are you, vaping or something?

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Gosh, Dave, it smells horrible in here.
Totally bad for your health. Where's my

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son? Um, your son? He's just going to
meet me there in class.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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I think he's going to meet you here with
Jessica and Brandy. Don't you remember

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that? Is there a bottle of alcohol
coming here?

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Whoa, why would there be a... And then
you're going to pregame with some hot

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chicks. Wait, what?

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And then go to the beach. Don't fuck
with me, Johnny. I've known you forever.

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Where's my son?

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Um, he's going to meet me in college
algebra and just, you know... Cut the

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We just went over this.

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I saw the messages. He left his stupid
laptop open, and it's linked to his

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and I saw everything.

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So just give it up. Where is he?

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Son, come out. Son, let's go.

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Oh, my God. Jesse Wood got us caught.

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Listen, Ms. Thames, Jesse's not here.

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It was all my idea. I'll take the blame.
I kind of orchestrated the whole act.

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He was actually not even really with it.

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Whatever. I'll just call off the girls
coming over. I'll just grab my keys and

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I'll just head to class. Just shut up.
You're talking way too much. Okay? I

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already know that you're the bad
influence and that my son is a good son

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ruin everything.

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You vape, drink alcohol, make out with
these slutty college girls.

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Do you know that my son's not on a
scholarship? You know he doesn't get a

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ride like you, right? Me and his father
have to pay for his tuition.

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Bullshit.

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And what's this? You're paring his gun
now?

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Whoa, Miss James!

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What? No.

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Do you have a heart on?

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No. Uh -huh.

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You can turn on when I'm yelling at you.

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Come on.

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Don't kink -shame me or something. No.
I'm not kink -shaming you. I think it's

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adorable that you're so turned on.

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I think you're scared, but your dick
looks like it's ready to go. Let me see

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that thing.

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Wait, what?

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No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You want to play hooky today?

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Let's go. Let's play hooky. What do you
mean?

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Well, you want us to skip school, right?
You want us to have a fun day?

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Look at this.

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This is fun.

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Forget Jesse, whatever her name is.

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Come on.

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Let me see this thing.

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Wait, wait, hold on. What about Mr.
Dames? Mr.

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Dames? Shut the fuck up. He has nothing
to do with this. He's not even in town.

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You don't worry about that. Just worry
about taking his dick out before I

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fucking call your mom and tell her what
a bad boy you've been.

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Okay, okay.

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Just don't look.

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Whoa there, buddy.

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You weren't packing a gun, but you sure
are packing some heat.

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Wow.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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No, I don't care.

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Does that feel better than a little
school girl hug?

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I don't know.

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You're looking me up on that -

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Are you happy you skipped school today?

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Oh, look at me.

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Yeah,

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yeah, yeah.

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Oh my goodness, they're so fucking big.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, no hands.

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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oh my god i love taking this dick right
now oh

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yeah oh

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yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh fuck yeah oh my
god fuck yeah

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Make sure you suck that asshole you fuck
me, okay?

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Just like that, just like that, just
like that.

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Now your little hockey boy can go to
school.

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Fuck. I love fucking my mom.

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They're my best friends as well.

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Touch it all the way in.

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I love you.

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How naughty was it fucking me on my
mom's table? Oh my god, that would be

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Are you gonna get deep in that pussy?

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yourself up and call my kid and get his
ass home fucker

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naughty america nobody nobody

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nobody does it better