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♪♪

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Singer:
♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ There's ample parking
day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪

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♪ I'm headin' down
to Tegridy Farms ♪

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Towelie:
♪ I got some weed and I don't
know what's going on ♪

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Singer: ♪ So come on down
to Tegridy Farms ♪

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♪ And meet some friends
of mine ♪

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♪♪

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Randy: Some people like their
weed made the ol' fashioned way.

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Here at Tegridy, we believe weed
is about people.

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Over the past few months,
Tegridy has expanded

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from the simple farm house
you see behind me,

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to actually owning
the entire 420 valley.

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And I think you'll see
on this tour

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that even though
our business has grown,

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we've kept our weed
simple.

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It takes over
a thousand plants

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to make just one box
of Tegridy weed.

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There's Juan Carlos
over there.

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He's one of
our newest employees.

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Mornin', Juan Carlos.

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[ Camera shutters clicking ]

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What happens when you combine
science with Tegridy?

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A lot of magic.

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Here you can see
our latest growing methods

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along with
our science center.

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And of course
it wouldn't be Colorado weed

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without our Rocky Mountain High
tasting room.

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Feel free
to come back here later

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and try all
the Tegridy products.

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Well, folks, we hope
you've enjoyed your tour.

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There's a lot to buy here
in the gift shop,

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And please do remember --
your tour guides work on tips.

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Let's give me
a big hand.

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[ Applause ]

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This sucks balls.

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Ever since you guys moved,
everything just keeps changing.

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I mean, how are us kids supposed
to have any hope anymore?

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All I think about is

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all the problems
our generation is inheriting.

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Climate change,
over fishing, Kyle...

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I mean, how are we supposed to
get happy about anything?

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Hey, there, Stan. You input
all the weed orders?

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Yeah, it's all right here.

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Oh, huh...

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This looks like
our orders are actually...down.

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You sure you did that
right?

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Yeah,
I went through it twice.

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People aren't ordering
as much as last month.

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Not ordering as much?

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What the hell
is going on?

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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Oh, hey, Randy!

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Howdy, Stephen!
How you been gettin' on?

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Good! How's life out
in the valley treating you?

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Oh, it's early mornins'
and lots a hard work,

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but I gotta do
what's best for my youngins.

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I noticed you hadn't supplied up
in a while, Stephen,

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so I thought I'd deliver
your weed to you personally.

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Oh...yeah, no,
I actually hadn't

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ordered any in a while.

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Why not?

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You're not gettin' all sober
on us are ya?

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No, I just-- well,
here let me show you.

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What'dya think?

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I started growing my own plants
a couple weeks ago.

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I totally get it.
It's a really fun hobby.

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That's Diego,
my gardener.

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Oh.
[ Chuckles ]

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Hey.

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Fuck you.

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What?

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Is my weed not good enough
for you?

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Something wrong
with Tegridy?

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No, I just started
kind of getting into it.

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I just enjoy the whole --

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You're stealing my idea,
Stephen!

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Come on, growing marijuana
is not your idea.

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Yeah-huh! While you assholes
were all screwing around,

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I went out
and made a living!

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When you grow your own pot,

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you're taking weed out
of my children's mouths!

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Oh, hey, guys!

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Sorry, the front door was open
so I just walked on in.

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Seeing if I could still get
those seeds from you, Stephen.

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What seeds?!

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Oh, I was gonna try my hand
at growing some weed,

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and Stephen said
he'd give me some of his seeds

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to get started.

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Fuck you guys!

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I'll get you for this,
Stephen.

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You mess with my Tegridy,
then I'm gonna mess with you!

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[ Sad music playing ]

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♪♪

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[ Air hissing ]

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♪♪

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You alright there,
partner?

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Kids are being handed
a world that's broken and sick.

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We aren't the ones
who messed this planet up,

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but we're the ones
who will pay the price.

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Okay.
You have a nice day.

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♪♪

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[ Siren wailing ]

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Por favor no! Por favor
no mas quiero trabajar!

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This is inhumane!
Diego is my gardener.

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[ Slurps ]

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What's going on?

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This is an I.C.E. raid, son.

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You need to keep back.

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Put him in my car.

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What did that guy do?

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Somebody called in
an anonymous tip

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that he might be here
illegally.

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No! No te lo puedes llevar!
Es mi esposo! Mi esposo!

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Papa! Papa, no! Papa!

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Wife goes in the van,
kids can go with Donovan.

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Who called you people?!

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It was Randy Marsh,
wasn't it?!

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We're just
doing our job, sir.

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If the family checks out,

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we'll release them
from their detention centers.

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Detention centers?

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Well, this is nice!

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When did we
start doing this?

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Kids go to LS22.

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So anyone can make
an anonymous tip,

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and you can round up families
and send them away?

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Nobody told me about this.
I thought everything sucked now!

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Do you have a card?

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[ Indistinct talking
on television ]

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[ Phone ringing ]

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What do you want?

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Do you remember last week

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you called me a butthole
in front of Suzie Tobler?

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Yeah, 'cause
you were gonna snap her bra.

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I want you to apologize

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for every time
you've been a dick to me, Kyle.

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Fuck you.

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Oh! Are you sure you don't
want to take that back?

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Okay, Kyle, just remember
I gave you a chance.

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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Are you done now?
Can I hang up?

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[ Ike crying ]

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220. We've breached
the front door.

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Hello.

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Mommy! Mommy!

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Excuse me.
What is going on?

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[ Gun cocks ]

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640.
On the first floor.

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Who are you people?!

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We're I.C.E., ma'am.

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We're American citizens.

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Just doing our job,
sir.

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If you check out,
you'll be released

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from the
detention centers.

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Get the fuck
out of my house!

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[ Ike continues crying ]

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Mom! Dad!

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This is ridiculous!

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You can't take
our children away from us!

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[ Munching ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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That's so sweet.

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You guys take the parents,
we'll take the kids.

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Come on, you!

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[ Grunting ]

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No! You will not take
my children from me!

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[ Chuckles ]

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No way.

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I'm telling you I just don't
know where are passports are!

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Then we have to detain you.

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If you're legal, you can
sort it all out on Monday.

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Monday?!

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[ Ike continues crying ]

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God dammit, Cartman!

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Ike! You can't do this!

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"What's happened
to our country?

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People are being wronged
by a broken system,

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and we must say "no more."

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No more homegrown marijuana."

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Yeah! That's right!

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Yeah! That's right I agree!
Me too! Yeah, right!

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"As the son
of a proud American farmer,

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I am concerned about
what homegrown can lead to.

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People can grow weed wrong
and poison themselves."

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What?Yeah! That's right!

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Yeah, come on!

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"Unscrupulous growers
could use cheap irrigation

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and drown babies."

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Oh, come on.

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That's right!
Drown babies!

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Yeah, drown babies!
That's right. Drown babies.

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"The fact is simple -- marijuana
must be grown with Te-griddy."

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Tegridy.Tegridy.

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[ Inhales ]

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Stupid government!

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How can they sit there
and look a child in the face

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and say it's fine for people
to grow their own weed?

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Aww, why does it matter?

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Why does it-- [ Scoffs ]

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Am I the only person here

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who understands
what this will do to us?Yeah, but, Dad,

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you're gonna piss off
everybody in South Park.

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You know what?

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Fuck South Park.

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Fuck South Park?

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Yeah, I'm sick of it!

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I'm just -- I'm done.

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I don't give two shits
about South Park.

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All that matters
is Tegridy Farms now!

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I don't know if you wanna say
fuck South Park...

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♪♪

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[ Brakes hiss ]

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Good day, children!
My name is Jeff.

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Buenas dias ninos,
me llamo "Heff-e."

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We know you've been separated
from your families.

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Tu familia no esta aqui.
Es Triste. Tu kri. Tu kri.

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But we want you to get
a little excited

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about the fun
we have in store for you.

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Aqui es maravillosa!
Divertida!

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Everyone, please take
your own piece of aluminum foil.

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Papel de aluminio
por favor.

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All new kids, el nombre --

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line up and announce
when your name is read.

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Martinez!
-Aqui.

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-Aquilar.
-Aqui.

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Broflovski.

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Here!

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Broflovski...
Is that an El Salvadorean name?

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No, I'm Jewish.

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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What?!
How did a Jew get in here?

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I'm just here because
some fat intolerant asshole

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didn't want me around!

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Yeah,
that's why I'm here too.

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Yeah, me too.

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Oh, boy. We gotta
get this kid out of here.

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People might think
we're racist.

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♪♪

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Uh, sorry, tours are
at 11:00 and 2:00 and 4:20.

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Oh, we're not here
for a tour.

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We represent a billion dollar
marijuana company.

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Oh, I told you rich city folk
before.

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You can't buy Tegridy.

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You seem to be fighting
the same fight we are.

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We just want to help you.

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[ Inhales ]
Ever heard of Med Men?

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Yeah, I think so.

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[ Inhales ]
What do you want with me?

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00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:12,275
Well,
we have a common problem.

256
00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:13,758
[ Inhales deeply ]

257
00:10:13,758 --> 00:10:15,793
Homegrown weed.

258
00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:17,620
We're just worried
about safety --

259
00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:19,000
you know [inhales]

260
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,931
babies drowning
in irrigation 'n such.

261
00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:24,241
Yeah, I hate
watching babies drown.

262
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:25,413
[ Inhales ]

263
00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:27,413
Seems like
a waste of a good baby.

264
00:10:27,413 --> 00:10:30,482
We're glad you agree.
[ Inhales ]

265
00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:31,896
Now what --

266
00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:35,620
[ Inhaling deeply ]

267
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:37,551
So you guys wanna team up
and piggyback on the goodwill

268
00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:38,931
of the legalization movement

269
00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,172
for some good ol' fashioned
crony capitalism?

270
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,241
I'm totally in.

271
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,517
[ Exhales ]

272
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,655
Sorry for our little mistake.

273
00:10:45,655 --> 00:10:49,275
We're going to get you on your
way home as soon as we can.

274
00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:52,206
What about all the other kids?
When do they get to go home?

275
00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:55,517
Hey, when it's raining,
you gotta roll up the windows.

276
00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:58,344
We understand these things
are hard for your people.

277
00:10:58,344 --> 00:10:59,724
Mypeople?!

278
00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:01,655
Aren't you worried about
what you're creating here?

279
00:11:01,655 --> 00:11:03,103
What do you mean?

280
00:11:03,103 --> 00:11:04,931
You're pulling children
away from their parents

281
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,517
and isolating them
behind bars.

282
00:11:06,517 --> 00:11:07,655
Yes.

283
00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:09,344
You're traumatizing them

284
00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:11,931
and teaching them to fear
the U.S. government.

285
00:11:11,931 --> 00:11:13,275
Correct.

286
00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:15,068
Okay, let me
try to put this

287
00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:16,793
in terms you people
will understand.

288
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:18,379
You know superhero
movies, right?

289
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:19,896
Pssh, yeah!

290
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,172
Okay, you remember how
they always create the villain?

291
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:23,965
Some random person, who,
when they were a child,

292
00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:26,034
got taken from their parents
and locked away?

293
00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:28,275
And the kid was just left to sit
and plan revenge?

294
00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:31,275
What you're doing here is
creating a Mexican Joker.

295
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,620
♪♪

296
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,586
And what's a Mexican Joker
gonna do?

297
00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,586
He's gonna grow up
and have memories

298
00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:40,241
of being wronged by you,
and he will grow and wait,

299
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,689
and then finally...
fight back with a passion

300
00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:45,344
unlike anything
you've ever seen!

301
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:48,482
Which one of them do you think
is Mexican Joker?

302
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,758
No, it could be any of them!
That's the point!

303
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:52,551
You don't know which kid
in there is gonna snap

304
00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:54,413
from being separated
and locked down like this!

305
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,931
But...doesn't
Mexican Joker understand

306
00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:58,068
that we we're
just doing our job

307
00:11:58,068 --> 00:11:59,379
and trying
to make America great?

308
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:00,827
Mexican Joker doesn't care!

309
00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:02,620
When that kid grows up,
all that will matter is

310
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,827
getting back
at all of you.

311
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,344
Well, what would
Mexican Joker --

312
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:08,517
David can I talk to you
alone, please? Excuse us kid.

313
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:14,448
[ No sound ]

314
00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:16,758
Now, the most important thing is
that we've got to

315
00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,379
keep this quiet!

316
00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,724
We can't let Mexican Joker know
that we're on to him.

317
00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:22,965
I don't wanna be part of
a bad guy flashback scene.

318
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,724
Maybe we should get kids
out of here.

319
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:26,620
Yeah, unless that's
just what he wants us to do.

320
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,137
What are you saying?

321
00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:32,206
I'm saying what if he
is on Mexican Joker's side.

322
00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:38,620
[ Keyboard clacking ]

323
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,931
Hey, Randy,
did you go make a deal

324
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:42,379
with another
weed company?

325
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,172
[ Sighing ]
Yes, Towelie,

326
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:46,517
I'm working on a merger
with Med Men.

327
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,758
Med Men?!
But those guys are posers!

328
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,896
we have a deal in the works
to help each other

329
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,689
put a stop to home growers
once and for all.

330
00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:57,310
Jesus. You know,
I knew a guy once

331
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,551
who thought weed
should be for everybody,

332
00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:02,241
a guy who believed
in integrity!

333
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:05,448
I don't understand
who you even are any more!

334
00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:08,000
That's because I am
the president of the company,

335
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,862
and you are a towel!

336
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,482
You're a towel!

337
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,965
What is wrong with trying to
protect our business?!

338
00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,517
Because weed
isn't supposed to be

339
00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:17,724
some money grubbing
business model!

340
00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:19,620
It's a gift from God,

341
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,206
and not something
to be exploited

342
00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:22,965
by some stupid towel!

343
00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:26,689
I am not a towel!

344
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:29,862
Yeah. Yeah,
sure thing, Randy.

345
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:36,068
You're not a towel.

346
00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:39,137
[ Sighs deeply ]

347
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:41,137
[ Piano playing ]

348
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:43,551
[ High-pitched voice ]
My name is Princess Star,

349
00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:47,241
for I shine like all the stars
in the night sky.

350
00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:50,172
[ Normal voice ] Kids, let's all
say hi to Princess star!

351
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:52,344
Hi, Princess Star!

352
00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:56,310
[ Mexican accent ] Ha, ha, ha!
It's me, Mexican Joker!

353
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:59,103
[ Normal voice ]
Oh, no! Everyone boo
Mexican Joker, kids!

354
00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:00,586
Boo!

355
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:02,379
Boo!

356
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,034
[ Mexican accent ] I am filled
with anger and rage

357
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:05,965
for what happened to me
as a child,

358
00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:08,000
so now I will kill
and rape you all!

359
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,034
[ High-pitched voice ]
But, Mexican Joker,

360
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,931
you forget the magic word --

361
00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:13,068
forgiveness.[ Ding ]

362
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:15,068
[ Mexican accent ]
I don't care about forgiveness!

363
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:16,724
[ High-pitched voice ]
But you were a migrant

364
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:18,034
from another country,
and we had to protect

365
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,103
our borders
and secure our jobs!

366
00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:22,448
[ Mexican accent ] I don't care!
I'm going to rape you now!

367
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:24,206
[ Grunting ]

368
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:26,620
[ High-pitched voice ] Oh, no!
No! What about forgiveness?

369
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,689
[ Mexican accent ]
No forgiveness!

370
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:31,034
[ Normal voice ] Boo!
That's enough Mexican Joker!

371
00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:33,379
Your rage and your anger have
made you a bad person

372
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:34,862
in the eyes of Christ!

373
00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:36,655
I know your life was hard
as a kid,

374
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,655
but everyone has hard times.

375
00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:40,344
[ Bell ringing ]

376
00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:41,896
Another bus load
coming in!

377
00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:44,413
Another busload?!
Oh, criminy!

378
00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:58,793
Welcome, children,
my name is Jeff.

379
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:02,206
Hola, niños,
me llamo Jefe.

380
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,137
Oh, hey, Kyle.

381
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:13,275
What the fuck
are you doing here?!

382
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:14,862
So weak.
Jimmy pissed me off

383
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,379
'cause he told the teacher
I was texting in class,

384
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:17,448
so I told Jimmy
I'd have him sent

385
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:18,586
to a migrant
detention center.

386
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,724
He didn't believe me,
so I said,

387
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:20,965
"Oh, I already did it
to Kyle,"

388
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,310
and Stan heard that
and got pissed off

389
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,206
and had me sent
to a migrant detention center.

390
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:28,310
I haven't seen my parents
in two weeks!

391
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,620
Nobody even knows
where my little brother is!

392
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,931
I know.
I know it sucks.

393
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,482
But we're stuck
in here together.

394
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:36,586
Come on, guys! All we have to do
is try to make the most of it!

395
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:39,275
♪ It's a hard-knock life
for us ♪

396
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:41,862
♪ It's a hard-knock life
for us ♪

397
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:56,379
Hey, you gonna buy a towel
or just stare at them?

398
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,000
I'm not a towel!

399
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,482
Go on!
Get out of here!

400
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,448
[ Groaning ]

401
00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:07,137
Yeah, you know, I think
I'll just grow my own weed.

402
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:09,103
Oh, yeah,
I'm growing my own weed.

403
00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:11,034
I enjoy growing
my own weed now.

404
00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:12,517
I'll grow
my own weed.

405
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,517
My own weed. I'll grow my own weed.

406
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:22,137
I said get out of here
if you aren't buying towels!

407
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:25,172
-I'll grow my own weed.
-My own weed.

408
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:27,137
-I'll grow my own weed.
-I'll grow my own weed.

409
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,103
I can grow my own weed.

410
00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:33,517
Aah! Aah! Aaaaah!!

411
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:37,103
[ Electricity zapping ][ Muffled chattering ]

412
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:39,655
Hey! Hey, what the hell
are you guys doing?!

413
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,379
Oh, hey, Jeff.
Rodgers read an article

414
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,275
about how electroshock therapy
can help people

415
00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:44,896
who've gone through
traumatic experiences.

416
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,793
We figured some treatments
could help Mexican Joker

417
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,034
deal with his trauma.

418
00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:49,862
Are you guys
completely stupid?!

419
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:51,448
We can't perform
shock therapy

420
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:53,034
on every child
that comes in here!

421
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,896
Think of
the budgetary restraints!

422
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,724
To hell
with the cost, Jeff!

423
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,379
If Mexican Joker
doesn't have flashbacks,

424
00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:00,172
then he doesn't grow up
to become a monster!

425
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,896
What if this is
the flashback?!

426
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,551
We might be
inthe flashback, Dave!

427
00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:07,344
Maybe you're
shocking the child

428
00:17:07,344 --> 00:17:09,758
that grows up
to be Mexican Joker!

429
00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:12,137
[ Electricity zapping ]

430
00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:15,068
Oh, God. I don't know
which way is up anymore!

431
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,379
We can't fight this guy
alone, Dave.

432
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:20,655
It's time
to alert the military.

433
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:28,241
♪ Don't it feel like the wind is
always howlin'? ♪

434
00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:30,724
♪ Don't it feel like
there's never any light? ♪

435
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:33,000
♪ Santa never comes
for me ♪

436
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,620
♪ Santa Clause
no esta aquí♪

437
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,275
Oh, come on, Kyle!

438
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:41,896
I know it's no fun
to be in here,

439
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,551
but you can't think
about yourself,

440
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:46,241
think about
the greater good.

441
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:47,517
Now, when you don't
like people,

442
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:48,551
you can have them taken
from their families

443
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:49,689
and put into camps!

444
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,620
Why does that make you --
[ Gasps ]

445
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,241
Oh, my God.

446
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,586
Oh, Jesus, Kyle.

447
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:56,931
I totally forgot
you're a --

448
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,448
Of course you're
extra sensitive to this stuff.

449
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:01,137
Oh, dude,
I am sorry.

450
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,896
Oh, my God.
Kyle, I didn't even

451
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,241
make the connection,
you know?

452
00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:05,758
I was just like,
"Oh, I'm gonna have Kyle

453
00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:07,310
thrown in a detention camp!
That'll be sweet!"

454
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,275
and I didn't stop to think
that...for you guys,

455
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,241
it's not that sweet.

456
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,655
Man, if I had
just thought it through

457
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,965
for like
two more minutes,

458
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,448
I would have got you back
some other way.

459
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:17,310
I feel terrible, Kyle.

460
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,793
Wait. I have an idea
how to get everyone out of here.

461
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:22,137
Get everyone's aluminum foil
and some scissors.

462
00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:23,413
Why, Kyle?
What are you gonna do with --

463
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:25,137
Just do it
before I kill you!

464
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,931
Aluminum foil
and some scissors.

465
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:31,931
That was
a great dinner, honey.

466
00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:33,724
What do you want to do
for dessert?

467
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,620
Hey, how about
I cut us down

468
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,827
some of our homegrown weed,
and we get baked?

469
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,241
I'm in.

470
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:40,275
[ Insects chirping ]

471
00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:42,137
♪♪

472
00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:44,241
[ Vegetation rustles ]

473
00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:46,586
Is someone there?

474
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:50,862
Huh.

475
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:53,172
Jack?
Everything alright?

476
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:56,827
Yeah, you want a normal size
or a big fatty?

477
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,517
Jack!!

478
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,862
♪♪

479
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,620
A brutal act of terror
in an American town.

480
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,655
Tonight, innocent people were
attacked at their homes

481
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,758
in their yards,
and the FBI believes

482
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,793
they know who is responsible.

483
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:23,172
The probable suspect --
Mexican Joker.

484
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:24,758
[ People screaming ]

485
00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:26,724
Yes, that's right.
Joining me now is

486
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,655
Commander Miller
of national defense.

487
00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:31,413
We've only recently learned
of Mexican Joker's existence.

488
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:32,758
[ Groaning ]

489
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:35,620
He has no reason.
He has no compassion.

490
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:38,551
Mexican Joker simply wants
to invoke fear.

491
00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:41,103
We are advising people
to stay inside.

492
00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:44,758
Oh, Captain -- Uh, Captain, what
made Mexican Joker this way?

493
00:19:44,758 --> 00:19:47,034
Why is Mexican Joker
so filled with hate?

494
00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:50,275
Well, it's most likely something
that happened to him as a child.

495
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,482
Whatever bent Mexican Joker's
mind this way,

496
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:58,103
it clearly happened a...long...
long time ago...

497
00:19:58,103 --> 00:20:03,620
[ Harp playing ]

498
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,931
Oh, shit!
It's the flashback!

499
00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,172
This is
the flashback?!

500
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,482
It's the flashback!
Come on!

501
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:11,275
Something must be happening
with the kids!

502
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:13,931
Oh, Christ! Look!

503
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:16,758
[ Speaking Hebrew ]

504
00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:21,862
He's converted them all
to Judaism!

505
00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:24,034
[ All repeat Hebrew ]

506
00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:25,620
Oh, Jesus!
They're all Jews

507
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,793
with their little
aluminum-foil yarmulkes!

508
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,137
Jeff, do you know
what this means?!

509
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:31,482
Now we'll have to
let them all go!

510
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:33,931
This is how Mexican Joker
breaks free!

511
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:35,896
That's right. It is!

512
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,241
Whoa!

513
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,344
Mexican Joker,
I just want you to remember

514
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:45,551
that I helped you,
Jeff Corrigan.

515
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,206
Remember --
Jeff was your buddy.

516
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,862
Now, come on!
Let's go Mexican Joker!

517
00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:51,206
God damn it!
Nobody here is Mexican Joker!

518
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,827
That's not what I meant!

519
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,413
The future is not set!

520
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,517
We make decisions now
that affect our future!

521
00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:00,206
Nobody here is
Mexican Joker?

522
00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:01,517
No!!

523
00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:04,724
Ooh, then I'm
in the wrong flashback!

524
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:06,793
[ Multiple doors opening ]

525
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,275
[ Car door opens, tires squeal ]

526
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,931
Well, gang...

527
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:27,689
looks like Tegridy farms is
turning big profits again.

528
00:21:27,689 --> 00:21:28,931
We're on our way
to becoming

529
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:31,068
the biggest weed brand
in the country.

530
00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:33,448
I'm not getting pushed around
anymore, you got it?

531
00:21:33,448 --> 00:21:36,758
So, go on. Anybody here
wants to call me a towel,

532
00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:38,862
just go ahead
and do it!

533
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:43,310
Go on, Sharon.
Call me a towel.

534
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:47,137
Fine.
You're a towel.

535
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:50,172
Best towel
you ever had, bitch!

536
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,241
♪♪

537
00:21:56,862 --> 00:22:06,413
♪♪

538
00:22:06,413 --> 00:22:16,068
♪♪

539
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:25,758
♪♪