1 00:00:06,270 --> 00:00:11,270 We have a device that can allow us to send one human being back in time. 2 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:12,520 Forgive the interruption, Your Holiness, but we need to discuss the agenda for 3 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,458 the US3. 4 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:15,380 Public response has been overwhelming. 5 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,380 St. Patrick's Cathedral, Madison Square Garden, Yankee Stadium, every seat 6 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:21,560 filled to capacity. 7 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:25,820 Over the entire four days, nearly one and a half million. 8 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:27,300 Finally, the Pope. 9 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:29,240 Yes, he's bigger than the Beatles. 10 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:36,320 And how many... 11 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:38,210 will truly listen. 12 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:40,450 Only God knows. 13 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:49,150 Some days, instead of trying to push that gigantic rock that is our faith up 14 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:55,630 hill, I wish I could nudge just one small pebble all the way 15 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:56,910 to the top. 16 00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:03,150 We will talk after mass. 17 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,150 Yes, Your Holiness. 18 00:02:49,089 --> 00:02:50,089 Okay, Dr. 19 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:52,530 Feelgood, party's over. Hand it over now. 20 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:57,090 What? Oh, don't play innocent. We know you stole opiates from the dispensary. 21 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:58,429 Oh, that. 22 00:02:58,430 --> 00:02:59,930 Well, there's a perfectly good explanation. 23 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:01,209 Oh, yeah. 24 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:05,390 Your alcoholism's turned straight into... Oh, brother. 25 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:09,550 She was in a lot of pain, so I gave her a little morphine to help her sleep. 26 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:10,750 Poor thing. What happened? 27 00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:15,950 Well, I don't know for sure, but, uh... There's been a new tomcat prowling the 28 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:16,950 halls recently. 29 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,720 So? 30 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,160 Oh, come on, Vukovich. 31 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,320 He steals narcotics for a rat and I'm the bad guy? 32 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,520 Basically, yeah. 33 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:40,200 Well, these sutures are primitive, but the wound is clean and her breathing 34 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,200 seems good. 35 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,340 Why didn't you call me? 36 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:44,940 I didn't want to wake you. 37 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,360 All right, we both know where this is going. 38 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:56,640 You're going to keep leaning in a little too close, and I'm going to lean back a 39 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,640 little too far. 40 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:02,000 And it's going to feel great for about five seconds until I make some wisecrack 41 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,860 that totally offends you and you march on out of here, which leaves us right 42 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:07,060 back where it always does. 43 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,600 Which is? 44 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,520 Me frustrated and you mad, and for no good reason, am I right? 45 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,180 Right. So let's do the smart thing for once. Let's go back to those five 46 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:18,180 that feel great. 47 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:21,240 And admit that we got a chance of getting something going if we can just 48 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,340 through the role -playing crap. 49 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,680 All right. 50 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,740 The Rolling Stones are playing in Vegas Friday night. I got a line on some 51 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:35,760 tickets. Now, it isn't classical, but it is classic rock, so consider it a 52 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:36,760 compromise. 53 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:40,900 And we have dinner afterwards in a restaurant where the floor doesn't 54 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:42,580 Is that a yes? 55 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,400 Yes. 56 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,020 Great. 57 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,260 Last chance for a rude comment. 58 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,380 Not me. I'm quitting while I'm ahead. 59 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,780 The brand new Mr. Parker. 60 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:03,080 I don't dislike it. 61 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,780 Your Holiness, are you all right? 62 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:20,100 I only hope God gives me the strength to complete his mission. 63 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,560 He should not be making this trip. 64 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,680 He can't take ten steps without gasping. His eyesight is so bad he can barely 65 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:34,680 read his newspapers. 66 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,640 There is too much at stake in these negotiations. 67 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,420 So who would be better suited to conduct the negotiations? You? 68 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,540 Don't confuse eyesight with insight, Umberto. 69 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,980 His holiness, mind, and spirit are strong. 70 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:47,020 Very strong. 71 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,720 The pontiff, whose health has been in question of late, appears to be in good 72 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,400 spirits as he prepares for a trip to the United States. 73 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:44,050 Sylvester has died, finally succumbing to wounds he sustained from an 74 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:47,630 attack in St. Peter's Square four days ago. The College of Cardinals is 75 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:51,270 gathering to determine his successor, though sources at the Vatican say that 76 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:54,470 Roman Cardinal Umberto Renza is the likely frontrunner. 77 00:06:57,170 --> 00:06:59,790 Interpol has confirmed that the assassin was working alone. 78 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:03,170 He believes he had some sort of divine calling to kill the Pope. 79 00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:07,190 Damn Armageddon nuts. 2000 didn't start off with a big bang, so now they're 80 00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:08,190 going to jumpstart things. 81 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,600 Frank, we're back step ready. 82 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:11,540 Why? 83 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:15,720 Spoken like a former altar boy who's had his knuckles wrapped by one too many 84 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,560 nuns. Which is true, but completely beside the point. Look, I got a lot of 85 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,440 respect for the Pope, but come on, the guy's 75. 86 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,240 If there's a heaven, you know he's on the express train there. I just don't 87 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,300 why this is a back step event. 88 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,200 The Pope was quietly brokering a peace agreement between Christian and Muslim 89 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,960 leaders in Indonesia. The panel had high hopes for their upcoming meeting in New 90 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,799 York, but no. 91 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,900 No Pope, no pact. 92 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,540 Exactly. 93 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:40,550 All right, let's do it. 94 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:44,610 He'll arrive two days before the assassination. The Italian police have 95 00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:48,210 enough evidence in Colacci's apartment to take him into custody before the 96 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:51,370 event. And as soon as you call in, we're going to set the dogs loose on that 97 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,370 satanic freak. 98 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:55,050 You mean I don't even get a free Roman holiday out of the deal? 99 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:58,710 Sorry, you'll just have to save your frequent flyer miles like the rest of 100 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:00,190 Thinking about them nude beaches, huh? 101 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:02,710 Nope, not that evening. I'm a changed man. 102 00:08:03,090 --> 00:08:04,090 Oh, really? 103 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:12,420 I agree to go out with him on the condition that he acts like a grown -up. 104 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:13,540 more frat boy, Annie? 105 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:15,440 Sounds like no more Frank Parker. 106 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:17,720 Yeah, well, I'm into it. 107 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:22,760 What would you guys know, anyway? 108 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:24,180 Good luck, Frank. 109 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:42,020 Reactor at 98%. One. 110 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,400 Engage. 111 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,260 Friday. Thursday. 112 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,720 Wednesday. Screw this up, baby. 113 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,660 Damn, I'm getting under that. 114 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,040 Come on. 115 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,840 Come on, this one's for the Pope, for God's sake. 116 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,340 Fine, don't worry about me. How's the Pope? 117 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:41,060 But Your Holiness, you are the Pope. 118 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:01,990 There's been a back step, but we haven't received a conundrum call, and the 119 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:05,430 sphere isn't sending its tracking signal. Oh, wait a minute. Don't look at 120 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:08,710 recalibrated that tracking system ten days ago. So you can guarantee that 121 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:12,150 Frank's not buried underground somewhere? With 93 % certainty. 122 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:15,730 Remind me to never let you shoot an apple off my head, William Tell. 123 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:19,490 Craig, I want every global hotspot tracked and prioritized for back step 124 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:23,610 potential. John, check all weather and space anomalies to see if anything 125 00:10:23,610 --> 00:10:24,950 to a sphere materialization. 126 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,890 Frank is out there somewhere, and we've got to find him. 127 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:31,600 Vatican officials have confirmed that the Pope was apparently unharmed during 128 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,000 the attempt on his life and is currently under observation by his private 129 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 physicians. 130 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:41,200 Ballard! Get off of me, you bastards! 131 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:44,620 I said get off of me, you bastards! 132 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,820 Your Holiness, please, you must let the doctor examine you. No, I'm fine. I just 133 00:10:48,820 --> 00:10:53,280 need to talk to Dr. John Ballard. We do not know this man, Your Holiness. 134 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:57,200 Where is the doctor? I think he had a stroke. 135 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:02,140 No. It's hard for the racing, but that is to be expected, given the excitement. 136 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:04,820 His vital signs seem stronger than ever. 137 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,640 See, I told you. Now, just let me get to a final. 138 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,060 He has clearly lost his senses. 139 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,260 We must cancel the trip immediately. 140 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:13,980 Trip? What trip? 141 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,520 The American trip you're holding. 142 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:16,920 America? 143 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,120 No, don't cancel. That's good. I want to go to America. I've got to go to 144 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,340 America. We will keep him under close observation. 145 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:24,500 In a few days, we can reconsider. 146 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:30,840 But I... I want to go now. I think we take the doctor's advice, Your Holiness. 147 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:35,220 Can I at least stretch my legs a little? 148 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,840 If you wish. 149 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,720 That door is to all your holiness. 150 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,320 I know that. 151 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,120 You think I'm an idiot? 152 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,920 Is it not encouraging? 153 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,260 What? Who the hell is this? 154 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,000 Conundrum. What? 155 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,300 The Pope can't make a private phone call? 156 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:55,040 In your present condition, perhaps it is best to keep your contact with the 157 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,520 outside world limited, Your Holiness. 158 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:58,720 Oh, you think I'm crazy? 159 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,700 I think you should rest. 160 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,160 And I think we should be on a plane to the States. 161 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,100 First, we rest. 162 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,260 Until you are yourself again. 163 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,460 Fine. 164 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:15,939 Any word, Nick? 165 00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:18,040 Damnedest thing, sir. We just got a conundrum call. 166 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,220 Where is he? Is he all right? Hold your horses. 167 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:24,100 The voice said conundrum, but it wasn't Parker's. What else did they say? 168 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,340 Just Ramsey and then the line went dead. 169 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,460 Had an Italian accent. 170 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,820 We ran an analyzer on it. The guy had to be in his 60s at least. And maybe 171 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:36,000 Parker got drunk in some bar somewhere and gave some jerk his password. 172 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,300 Did you trace the call? 173 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,560 We did. It came from Italy. 174 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,080 Where in Italy? 175 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,880 We don't know, sir. The call was too short. 176 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,540 He might have had someone call for him if he was hurt. 177 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,560 All right, people, let's concentrate our search in Italy. 178 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,960 Oh, God. 179 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,140 Good morning, Your Holiness. 180 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,280 What's so good about it? 181 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,920 Who the hell are you? 182 00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:14,560 Aldo, your valet? 183 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,120 Oh, yeah. 184 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,340 Right. 185 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,700 You certainly have your appetite back. 186 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,880 I'm feeling better by the minute. 187 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:41,660 So, um... What do I do all day, exactly? 188 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:43,580 You don't remember? 189 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,080 Humor me, although. 190 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:52,360 Well, you wake up at 5 .30, and you say math in the chapel. 191 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:57,760 And then you read your newspapers, and maybe a few private audiences, lunch, 192 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:02,280 more audiences, and at least five hours of prayer and meditation. 193 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,240 Five hours? 194 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,860 Oh, at least. And then dinner, followed by evening prayer. 195 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,120 You wouldn't happen to have any Alka -Seltzer, would you? 196 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,780 Oh, see, at once. 197 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:25,400 Oh, God, it sucks being 75. 198 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Behaviourally... 199 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,840 He barely seemed comfortable in his own body. 200 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:49,900 If this continues, we may have to consider that his illness may be 201 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:55,700 psychological. The press already suspects that something is wrong if we 202 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:56,700 a psychiatrist. 203 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,480 Ah! 204 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,680 Your Holiness, how are you feeling? 205 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,920 Much better, thank you. So, um... What's on the docket? 206 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:16,040 Come on, we know the public's wondering how I am. The sooner I get back to 207 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,560 business, the sooner we can get on with this trip to America, right? 208 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,800 Yes, of course. 209 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:27,680 Right. I suppose we could schedule some private audiences to end the 210 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,680 speculation. 211 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,360 Fine, let's do it. 212 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,040 Come on, what are you waiting for? 213 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:46,050 We found the sphere in the Adriatic off the coast of Italy. It's completely 214 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:48,010 intact, but there's no sign of Parker. 215 00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:52,290 Which doesn't necessarily mean we've lost him. Now, if we can track the space 216 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:55,810 -time trajectory, then there's a good chance we can figure out exactly where 217 00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:56,609 sent him. 218 00:16:56,610 --> 00:17:00,250 Get the sphere back and repair it, ASAP. I also want that data. 219 00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:02,810 Right. 220 00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:05,630 Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. 221 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,130 Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. 222 00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,410 Yeah, yeah, I'm getting to you. 223 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:16,619 Father, son, and all the rest of it. What's this? 224 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:21,400 It's Team Ferrari, Your Holiness. They want to beat the British this year. 225 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:34,060 Name of the father, the son, and the holy crankshaft. 226 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:45,280 You remember Signora Della Corte? 227 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,860 Of course. 228 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:52,380 The Signora's husband has been a major contributor to the restoration of the 229 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,800 Cathedral in Assisi after the earthquake. 230 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:59,620 We are very grateful. St. Francis, well, always been a personal favorite of 231 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,880 mine. Oh, I am so happy my husband and I could have helped. 232 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,360 I, uh... 233 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,180 I must admit, I have a personal reason for wanting to see you. 234 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,500 You do? 235 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,560 I have sent you holiness. 236 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,500 I have committed adultery with many men. 237 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,000 Many, many men. 238 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,620 I want you to hear my confession. 239 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,180 Really? 240 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,520 I'm afraid it will take some time. 241 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,240 Oh, I got time. 242 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:46,000 Well, I believe my problem started when I was 14, away at girls' school. 243 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:51,780 My uncle Daniel... Well, he wasn't my real uncle, just a friend of the family. 244 00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:56,980 He came to visit me and... 245 00:18:56,980 --> 00:19:03,540 That seemed to go well. 246 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,160 You have no idea. 247 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,040 We were scared for the ambassador. 248 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,980 Is there anyone special you'd like me to schedule in for tomorrow? 249 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:16,600 What? Well, nearly every head of state has inquired about your health. They all 250 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,600 want to see you. 251 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,800 You can take your pick. 252 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,780 I can see anybody? 253 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:27,120 Just before the assassin fired, the crowd claims to have witnessed a 254 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,760 flash of bright light, the source of which has yet to be identified. 255 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,120 Here it is as it was caught on camera. 256 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,660 What the hell is that? 257 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,520 Yes. 258 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:53,840 Put it through here. 259 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,560 Olga, there's a call for you on your private line. 260 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,700 A Cardinal Renza from the Vatican. 261 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,340 The Vatican? 262 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,320 Hello? 263 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,250 The Pope wants to see me? 264 00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:10,630 He asked for you personally. 265 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:16,550 Oh, well, of course. I would be very honored. 266 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,210 Very honored. 267 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:22,490 Yes. Well, thank you very much, and I will be there as soon as I can. 268 00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,050 Bye -bye. 269 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:26,610 The Pope wants to see me. 270 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,230 This has got to be about Frank. 271 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:31,850 You don't think he would have told the Pope about Backstab, do you? 272 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,470 I wouldn't tell the Pope about Backstab. That's treason. 273 00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,530 President doesn't even know about backstab. 274 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,040 Your holy name. 275 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,620 Here is Dr. Olga Vukovic. 276 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,060 Come closer, my pretty. 277 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,600 Come closer. 278 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:22,220 That's it. 279 00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:23,440 Come to papa. 280 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,580 You may kiss his ring. 281 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,620 You may leave. 282 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,700 That's all. We got it from here. 283 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,040 Olga. 284 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,180 What did... Olga, it's me. 285 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:00,420 Parker. 286 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:02,540 Parker? 287 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,600 Maybe you better sit down. 288 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:10,660 I... I don't... I don't really understand. 289 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:12,720 Something happened in the back step. 290 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,240 Back step? 291 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,740 Your holiness... No, Olga, it's me. 292 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:20,600 Look, close your eyes. Forget the voice. Just listen to what I'm saying. 293 00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:24,040 Now, I remember every moment we've ever spent together. I'm not just talking 294 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,440 about the time loops, the times I've seen you die. 295 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:29,520 I can tell you how many times you've called me Frank instead of Mr. Parker, 296 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:34,080 which is roughly, uh... Two. 297 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,700 Oh, my God. 298 00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:43,380 It really is you. 299 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,650 Oh, I promised you I knew me. 300 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:49,190 And this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 301 00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:50,710 My God. 302 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:56,450 Excuse me, Your Holiness. 303 00:22:56,910 --> 00:23:01,710 The Council feels you've recovered sufficiently to resume our plans to go 304 00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:03,850 America. Ah, splendid. 305 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,570 We leave tomorrow. 306 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:09,710 And please make arrangements for Dr. Vugovic to accompany us. 307 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,410 As you wish. 308 00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,880 Good. Oh, one more thing. 309 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:18,080 Everyone is waiting for some comment about the attempt on your life. 310 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:23,460 Tell them I'm fine. I mean regarding the man who tried to kill you. His name is 311 00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:24,460 Nino Colacci. 312 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:29,160 The council feels that perhaps you could make some small gesture of forgiveness 313 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,100 before we leave for America? 314 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:32,859 Of course. 315 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:35,280 Good. Good. I'll make the arrangements. 316 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,580 Fine. 317 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,320 That bugs me. 318 00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:48,280 Do you think this is a good idea? 319 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,560 I can turn the other cheek. I'm the Pope, right? 320 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:52,980 Right. 321 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,680 My son, why did you try to kill me? 322 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:31,400 Because you are an impotent, doddering old man. 323 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:37,060 Sometimes appearances are deceiving. 324 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:41,460 God works through us in ways we can't always understand. 325 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,820 Well, that is not Lucifer's way. 326 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,320 He's very clear in his instructions. 327 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:48,220 Which are? 328 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,040 To destroy you. 329 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:52,980 Well, you didn't succeed, did you? 330 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,700 Peace is not over yet. 331 00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:01,000 That's right. You still have time to confess your sins. God will forgive you, 332 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 I have. 333 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,440 There goes the U .S. street. 334 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,520 Did you have to physically assault him? 335 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,000 He harked on the Pope. 336 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,300 And you turned his holiness into Pope Rambo. 337 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,100 You saw Rambo? 338 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:51,680 Look, stick to the point, which is, if we have any hope of getting you back 339 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,440 your own skin, we must get back to NNL. 340 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:58,140 Yeah. Call Ballard and tell Donovan to be on standby. We may need special help. 341 00:25:58,340 --> 00:25:59,340 He'll know what that means. 342 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,080 Donovan. Yeah. 343 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,600 So what's your idea? Go Greyhound? 344 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:05,860 I'll talk to Donovan. 345 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,400 Oh, and be careful. 346 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:14,380 Cardinal Hardass, Umberto, whatever his name is, is a bit of a pervert. He likes 347 00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:15,760 listening in on people's phone conversations. 348 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,120 Oh, Olga. 349 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:21,680 Did they find the sphere? 350 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,760 At the bottom of the Adriatic, back at NNL by now. 351 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,440 Did they find me? 352 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:28,980 My body, I mean. 353 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,280 I'm sorry. 354 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,100 I was afraid of that. 355 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,600 Dr. Talmadge, it's Olga. 356 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,520 You found Frank. Is he all right? 357 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,000 Well, not exactly. 358 00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:49,300 So it's bad this time, right? It's really bad and nobody blames me. 359 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:54,020 Well, we said something happened on this last trip. 360 00:26:54,410 --> 00:26:58,210 He went back okay, but then... He started moving forward in time again, 361 00:26:58,210 --> 00:27:00,570 he? It's consistent with what I'm finding in the black box data. 362 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:05,370 Some boomerang effect that intercepted the back step with the exact moment of 363 00:27:05,370 --> 00:27:06,750 the Pope's assassination attempt. 364 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:08,370 Mm -hmm. Can you fix it? 365 00:27:08,830 --> 00:27:09,830 What's to fix? 366 00:27:10,410 --> 00:27:13,990 Well, uh... Parker was affected. 367 00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:15,390 What do you mean, affected? 368 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:20,690 Uh, it's... Probably not very wise for me to go into that right now. 369 00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:22,450 But listen, Craig. 370 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:27,980 He said that we're going to need your special help to get back to NNL. He told 371 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:28,980 me you'd understand what that meant. 372 00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:32,340 Tell him I got that. I'll be standing by. Okay. 373 00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:37,800 His aggressive behavior was unconscionable. 374 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,680 Thank God I got the news reporters to keep this quiet. 375 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,220 But we cannot keep him out of the public eye forever. 376 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,380 Well, we must cancel the American trip. 377 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,420 And it is my strong belief that we should demand his resignation. 378 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:58,880 For reasons of health. No Pope has ever resigned. Then maybe it's time. 379 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,040 And you would replace him, of course. 380 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,560 There is another possibility. 381 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:10,660 You think I need an exorcist? It's just a consultation. 382 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,720 Father Patrick has had experience with the rite. I don't need an exorcist. What 383 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,300 I need is to get back to the good old U .S. of A. Your Holiness. 384 00:28:17,850 --> 00:28:20,230 You have not been yourself since the attempt on your life. 385 00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:23,950 Oh, that's a big surprise. I'm 75 years old, for God's sake. To jail, Your 386 00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:25,450 Holiness. He felt angry. 387 00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:26,790 Of course. 388 00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:27,910 Enraged. Definitely. 389 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:29,470 Possessed? Yes. 390 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:30,750 No. 391 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:35,130 Look. 392 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,070 What I did today was wrong. 393 00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:43,990 I responded to a situation as a man. Now, maybe not the man I'm supposed to 394 00:28:44,010 --> 00:28:45,010 but just remember... 395 00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:48,830 Even Jesus lost his temper when he threw the moneylenders out of the temple. 396 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:52,210 Jesus did not have to deal with the press. 397 00:28:52,510 --> 00:28:54,310 A little fire from their pope. 398 00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:57,930 Perhaps the public would not be so condemning, Umberto. 399 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:00,830 Besides, that treaty won't happen unless I get to New York. 400 00:29:05,030 --> 00:29:08,650 We leave for the airport first thing in the morning. 401 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:22,060 Holiness, I just thought you should know, kolache requires stitches. 402 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,220 Bravo. 403 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,920 That's right. 404 00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:30,560 Hope's still got it. 405 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:41,340 The cars are ready to take us to the airport, Your Holiness. Dr. Vugovic, 406 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:42,159 also waiting. 407 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,160 Ah, good, good. 408 00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:47,860 What is it, Carlo? 409 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:51,060 The van transported Colacci to prison, crushed. 410 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,640 Oh. He got away? 411 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:57,760 We don't know yet. The van was found burning. Police are still sorting 412 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,880 the bodies. But the trip's still... Oh, yes. The trip's still on, right? I mean, 413 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,660 how hard can it be for the police to find one deranged psychopath? 414 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,720 We are talking about the Italian police, Your Holiness. 415 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,500 Oh. Right. 416 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,580 Then perhaps we'd better move. 417 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:14,040 These are my thoughts, exactly. 418 00:30:16,010 --> 00:30:17,010 Come on, Aldo. 419 00:30:25,010 --> 00:30:29,510 Pope Sylvester's arrival in New York City today was greeted by over 100 ,000 420 00:30:29,510 --> 00:30:30,510 Catholic faiths. 421 00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:32,710 Something wrong? 422 00:30:33,150 --> 00:30:36,670 According to our intel, nobody meeting your man's description got off the 423 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:38,350 jet. What about Dr. Vukovic? 424 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:39,570 We've got her. 425 00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:40,850 She's with the Pope right now. 426 00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:43,270 Seems pretty chummy, as a matter of fact. 427 00:30:46,790 --> 00:30:48,610 Where the hell are you, Frank? 428 00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:00,650 I could get used to this. 429 00:31:01,190 --> 00:31:04,650 Comfortable clothes, comfortable shoes, people bowing at my feet. 430 00:31:06,050 --> 00:31:07,050 Yep. 431 00:31:07,390 --> 00:31:08,610 Someone's Donovan showing up. 432 00:31:10,210 --> 00:31:13,870 Olga? I don't know. I haven't been able to talk to him properly yet. What? 433 00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:15,210 Well... 434 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,820 Excuse us for a second, will you? 435 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:22,340 Hold on. What the hell's going on? Well, you said so yourself, that Cardinal's 436 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:23,340 always hovering around. 437 00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:25,060 So Donovan doesn't know who I am? 438 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:28,440 What do you expect me to tell him? To be on the lookout for a little old man in 439 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,239 a tall hat? 440 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,280 Son of a bitch. 441 00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:34,860 You're only that. Perhaps we should go over to the agenda. 442 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:41,540 I think I should rest after today's journey. Perhaps some quiet prayer. 443 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,880 Oh, no, you address the United Nations this afternoon. 444 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:46,900 I do? 445 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,640 I've prepared your speech, Your Holiness. 446 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:53,820 I believe it to be very inspirational. 447 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,120 Wonderful. 448 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,000 Well, I can't give this speech. 449 00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:25,560 Well, you're going to have to now, aren't you? 450 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:30,200 By the time I finish, I'll have blown my window to the backstab. Plus, it's dry. 451 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,820 Well, then it's perfect. You're not Jay Leno, you know. 452 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:34,420 Where the hell's Donovan? 453 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,400 He's probably wondering exactly the same thing about you. You little bastard. 454 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,200 Your holiness eats time. 455 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:46,760 Oh, God. 456 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,380 What a nightmare. 457 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,360 gives me great hope for lasting peace in the region. 458 00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:00,500 So now I present to you His Holiness Pope Sylvester V. 459 00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:51,040 Sometimes I don't have a clue why things happen the way they do. 460 00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:56,060 Like, I don't know why you guys hate you guys. 461 00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,300 Like, these guys used to hate those guys, but now they both hate these other 462 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,300 guys up here. 463 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,540 Uh -oh. 464 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:07,580 Do you have any idea how close you come every day to blowing up the world? I 465 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:11,080 mean, what the hell are you guys... What the heck are you thinking? 466 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,500 If you think I have the answer to how to save your ass... 467 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,040 You're wrong. I don't. 468 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,880 You are kidding. 469 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,440 Believe me. 470 00:34:23,380 --> 00:34:28,820 I'm weak, flawed, I make mistakes. These guys know I got one hell of a temper. 471 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:36,540 I, uh... I guess what I'm trying to say here is we've all got to start playing 472 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:37,840 this game a little smarter. 473 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:42,480 And kinder. And forgive each other's flaws. 474 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,179 And that goes for... 475 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,860 countries as well as people. 476 00:34:47,739 --> 00:34:50,120 And, well, that's about it. 477 00:35:05,260 --> 00:35:06,480 God bless you all. 478 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:16,740 Where's she going? 479 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,040 Olga? Donovan? 480 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,860 Where the hell are you guys? 481 00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,600 I'm so glad you could make it, Kalachi. 482 00:36:25,870 --> 00:36:29,190 Earlier today, sources close to the Pope report that he has temporarily put his 483 00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:31,950 U .S. tour on hold and is resting in an undisclosed location. 484 00:36:33,910 --> 00:36:34,910 Yes? 485 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,970 They're back. 486 00:36:44,910 --> 00:36:48,410 All right, Parker, you better have a good explanation for putting us through 487 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:54,370 this, you lame -ass son of a... Oh, my God. 488 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,900 I'm sorry. You're holding, sir. I'm 489 00:36:56,900 --> 00:37:10,520 sorry, 490 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:15,400 you're... Mr. Pope, I'm just head of security here. The feet. 491 00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:17,660 What? 492 00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:19,380 You heard me. 493 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:20,840 I'm the Pope. Guess my feet. 494 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,110 Well, I'm not really Catholic. 495 00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:29,050 Just do it. 496 00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:30,050 All 497 00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:38,770 right, 498 00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:40,850 Mr. Parker, you've had your fun. I've had mine. 499 00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:42,830 Parker? 500 00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:48,510 Just tell me you can fix this. 501 00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:53,730 Uh, well, this, uh, you aren't exactly what I was expecting. 502 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:59,140 Frank, your physical condition... You don't have to tell me this body wasn't 503 00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:04,700 made for backstepping, but if we don't try, the world will be down one pretty 504 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,700 cold poke. 505 00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:08,460 And I'll be spending the rest of my days playing chess with Isaac. 506 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,560 Which is not such a bad thing. 507 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,660 We haven't found any technical explanation for what caused the 508 00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:27,660 in the first place. 509 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,220 But you know where my body is, right? 510 00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:34,420 Well, we're sure it was left on some dematerialized molecular level at the 511 00:38:34,420 --> 00:38:37,060 in space -time when it intersected with the body of the Pope. 512 00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:40,520 Either that or it was eaten by a shark. 513 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,000 This time it really is Godspeed, Mr. Townsend. 514 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:10,890 at 90%. Reactor at 100%. 515 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,530 Engage. 516 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:56,260 My son, thank you for saving my life. But please, I must handle this his way. 517 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:13,620 Your Holiness, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but this guy, well, um... 518 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:18,060 I don't think you coming here is such a good idea. Mr. Parker, the Lord's 519 00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:20,260 greatest virtue is forgiveness. 520 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,180 Yeah, yeah. I should have heard that one before. 521 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:35,620 That is not Lucifer's way. 522 00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:38,000 He's very clear in his instructions. 523 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,920 Which are? 524 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:44,500 To destroy you? 525 00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:14,230 Please forgive me. 526 00:41:15,190 --> 00:41:16,370 I'm so sorry. 527 00:41:28,870 --> 00:41:30,190 He's definitely the money. 528 00:41:31,450 --> 00:41:33,130 Thank be to God he's the money. 529 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,180 Mr. Parker, keep up the good work. 530 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:52,220 What work is that, Your Holiness? 531 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,900 You know, my son. 532 00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:57,900 You know. 533 00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:19,970 Okay, Mr. Parker, give me back my ID. 534 00:42:20,510 --> 00:42:21,249 What's that? 535 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,250 My ID. 536 00:42:22,390 --> 00:42:23,390 Oh, sure. 537 00:42:23,630 --> 00:42:24,930 I don't need it anymore anyway. 538 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:26,410 What's going on? 539 00:42:26,950 --> 00:42:29,930 Uh, Ramsey's cat took a bite out of Minnie. 540 00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:32,610 Oh, we've already been over that, haven't we? Oh, we have? 541 00:42:32,870 --> 00:42:34,030 Yeah. Sorry. 542 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:36,450 So, what's that? 543 00:42:37,310 --> 00:42:38,310 Holy water. 544 00:42:38,970 --> 00:42:41,630 You stole holy water from the Vatican? No. 545 00:42:41,890 --> 00:42:42,990 What do you take me for? 546 00:42:46,549 --> 00:42:48,030 You really think that's going to work? 547 00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:49,468 Couldn't hurt. 548 00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:50,470 Come on, girl. 549 00:42:50,530 --> 00:42:51,550 Oh, there you go. 550 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:52,770 Oh, Mr. 551 00:42:52,830 --> 00:42:56,070 Parker, this is... Yeah, side of me you never knew. You like it, you're 552 00:42:56,070 --> 00:42:59,730 attracted, I'm attracted, so let's just get a room at Hot Tubs, etc., and shag 553 00:42:59,730 --> 00:43:00,930 till the baby oil runs out. 554 00:43:10,830 --> 00:43:12,330 That's how it always ends up.