1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,280 What would we do, baby, without us? 2 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:14,960 What would we do, baby, without us? 3 00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:20,940 And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through. 4 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:26,120 What would we do, baby, without us? 5 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,640 Sha -la -la -la. 6 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,020 Morning, Andy. Morning, Mom. 7 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:35,020 So what'll it be for breakfast today, huh? Granola? Oatmeal? 8 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:36,700 Wolfer's Delight. 9 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:38,140 Wolfer's Delight. What's that? 10 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,620 It's dog food, Mom. 11 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:47,460 He saw the commercial on television, he fell in love with it, and now he wants 12 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:48,460 to be a dog. 13 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:51,860 Buy me some Wolfer's Delight. My favorite is beef flavor. 14 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:54,860 Morning, darling. 15 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,460 Morning, sweetie. Morning, everyone. 16 00:00:56,740 --> 00:00:57,740 Morning, Dad. 17 00:01:02,489 --> 00:01:03,810 Stephen, what are you doing? 18 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,030 I don't know. 19 00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:10,490 My boy woofed at me, I woofed back. 20 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:15,250 If you bought me some woofers for life, it would show me you really care. 21 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:25,330 It does make its own gravy. 22 00:01:29,230 --> 00:01:31,150 Keeps your dog... young and frisky. 23 00:01:31,450 --> 00:01:33,190 Ruff, ruff, ruff. 24 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:35,089 Morning, Mom. 25 00:01:35,090 --> 00:01:36,090 Hey. Ma 'am. 26 00:01:36,350 --> 00:01:37,350 Old yeller. 27 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,390 Hey. 28 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,110 Morning. Morning. 29 00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:47,770 What brings you here so bright and early? 30 00:01:47,970 --> 00:01:51,550 Well, Mel and I have got to get to the flea market. The art show starts today 31 00:01:51,550 --> 00:01:54,990 and I'm exhibiting. Oh, hell yeah. What do you got for the lucky art lovers 32 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:55,990 today? 33 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:57,110 No, show them. 34 00:02:03,229 --> 00:02:04,290 What is it, Nick? 35 00:02:04,730 --> 00:02:05,730 Self -portrait? 36 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:10,630 It's called the Spirit of Columbus. 37 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:16,030 You see, it symbolizes the classic beauty of the city. The steel and iron 38 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:20,390 stand for the river, and the aluminum here stands for the hope and yearning 39 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,390 hope and yearning. 40 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:23,890 I don't get it, Nick. 41 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:27,530 That's what separates us. You know, that's the difference between us. 42 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:31,310 Yeah, that and about four truckloads of functioning brain matter. 43 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:35,710 Well, I think it's sweet. 44 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:40,630 Hey, thanks. And, you know, the money I get from it will help build up our nest 45 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:41,630 egg. 46 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:43,970 Nick, Nick, Nick. 47 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:47,150 What do you need a nest egg for? 48 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:52,590 You're young. You should be footloose and fancy free. Visiting foreign ports. 49 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:53,650 Mexico. 50 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:55,070 China. 51 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:56,670 Other planet. 52 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:02,420 Mr. Keaton, Miss Keaton, Mal and I are starting to get kind of serious, and, 53 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:04,820 know, we've even been thinking about maybe getting... Nick! 54 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,520 Please. 55 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:19,120 Andy, we love you very much. 56 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,260 But I'm sorry we've decided to raise our children as human beings. 57 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,460 Now, when you're older, you can make your own choice. 58 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:27,950 But right now, you're only six. 59 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:30,090 In dog years, I'm 42. 60 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:33,950 In dog years, I'm 287. 61 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,530 And your mother here is 340. 62 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:47,090 Although she doesn't look a day over 150. 63 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:57,270 That's something different with every kid, isn't it? 64 00:03:58,570 --> 00:03:59,570 Ta -da! 65 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:01,530 You did it. 66 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,510 Where's the sculpture? 67 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,410 I sold it for $200. 68 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:09,130 The nest egg lives. 69 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:19,630 So, Nick, that money must be burning quite a hole in your pocket, huh? Dad, 70 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:23,990 going to go into the bank, into our account, the beginning of our nest egg. 71 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,200 Time for his walk. 72 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,880 Hey, hey. 73 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,100 How come you guys are so happy? Cartoon festival on TV tonight? 74 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,260 No, Alice. 75 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:44,040 We sold Nick's sculpture. 76 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,240 You what? 77 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,400 Fact is, I could have sold five of them. 78 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,600 Look at this. 79 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,100 200 bucks? 80 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:57,960 Yeah, and the parts cost me 20. You know, I think I probably made a profit. 81 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:01,130 I think you probably did. 82 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:03,670 Let's see if you borrow one from the nine. 83 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:18,410 Nick, Nick, that is a profit margin of 900%. I got a whole new appreciation for 84 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:19,410 art. Okay. 85 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:25,430 Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Nick, Nick, did you say you had five other 86 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:27,310 customers and you didn't take any orders? 87 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:32,000 Well, I don't see how I could. There was only one statue, Alex. What are they 88 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,100 teaching at that college? 89 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,640 Nick, you've got four other people who are willing to pay you for the Spirit of 90 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,579 Columbus, right? 91 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:43,380 Yeah. Well, I think your next step is obvious. 92 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:45,900 What is that? 93 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:52,600 You make four other statues and you sell them to those people. Oh, no, I 94 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,140 wouldn't want to do that. You know, I don't work that way. You know, I like to 95 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:58,900 look at each piece as a separate artistic expression, you know? 96 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,560 Oh, grow up. 97 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,720 Mike, you think Michelangelo is alive today? Wouldn't be on his back cranking 98 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,680 out Sistine Chapel ceilings by the dozens? 99 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:15,180 Well, Alex, I think Nick has a point. It's a question of artistic conscience. 100 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:19,500 The spirit of Columbus is a one of a kind. I know. That's what I love about 101 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,000 It's one of a kind. We can sell millions of them. 102 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,160 I don't know. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. 103 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,360 Listen, you really care about Mel, right? 104 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:33,280 Sure. Now, as far as economics goes, Mel may not know much about supply, but 105 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,820 she's definitely an expert on demand. 106 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,360 Thanks, Alex. 107 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:45,140 Mallory is the ideal consumer, so you have to be the ideal provider just to 108 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:48,100 up with her. Fortunately, I am the ideal manager. 109 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,820 Oh, wait a minute, Alex. I know what you're trying to do. You want to take 110 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:54,060 Nick's artistic gift and commercialize it. 111 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:56,700 Yes. It's a big step for me. 112 00:06:56,940 --> 00:07:02,640 Listen, guys, I really want you to get your nest egg going. 113 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:06,240 Now, Nick, I only want what's best for you. 114 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,660 Mel. 115 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:09,590 I only want what's best for you. 116 00:07:10,170 --> 00:07:13,810 And guys, I only want 25 % for me. 117 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:18,070 Okay, Nick, there you go. 118 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,370 I think we got everything you need. 119 00:07:20,770 --> 00:07:21,770 We got light. 120 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:23,090 We got tools. 121 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:24,810 You're in a garage. 122 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:27,510 You're as happy as you can get. 123 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:29,970 Okay, pal, create. 124 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:31,790 I'll see you at five. 125 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:35,870 Nick, you're not creative. 126 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:38,550 What's the problem? 127 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:43,910 It's not how it works, Alex. You know, I gotta get the right feeling going. I 128 00:07:43,910 --> 00:07:44,910 gotta be in the right mood. 129 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,790 Nick, you gotta make 35 of those by tonight. 130 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:50,990 35? You know, it takes me a month to do one. 131 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:53,570 Well, then you better pick up the pace. 132 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:57,270 Why do I have to do 35? 133 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,950 Well, because, Nick, we're having a sale. See? 134 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,400 Nick Moore, renowned local artist, offers a limited issue of his famous 135 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,100 sculpture, The Spirit of Blank. 136 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:12,000 Alex, it's not called The Spirit of Blank. It's called The Spirit of 137 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:17,820 Well, yeah, sure it is. Sure it is. And when someone from Columbus wants to buy 138 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:20,400 it, well, gosh darn it, that's what we're going to call it. 139 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:25,780 But if someone from Philadelphia wants to buy it, we're going to call it The 140 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:26,780 Spirit of Philadelphia. 141 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,220 Someone from Hong Kong, We'll call it the spirit of Hong Kong. 142 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:35,480 Someone from Toledo, the spirit of Toledo. Stop me when you understand 143 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:38,980 Keep going. 144 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:48,620 Wherever there are people with spirit and $200 in their wallet, we got 145 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:49,620 for their mantle. 146 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,080 What? 147 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,440 The spirit of blank. 148 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,540 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Alex, you know, I can't work that way. 149 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,700 I can't make them that fast. 150 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,520 All right, we'll slow down. We'll slow down. Hey, it's the first day. 151 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:04,980 Take it easy. 152 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,360 Only do 30. 153 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,280 That's not how an artist works. 154 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,300 Nick, have a seat. 155 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:18,180 Do you think... Do you think Leonardo da Vinci only did one painting a day? 156 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:24,580 Oh. On the day he did the Mona Lisa, he did three other paintings. 157 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,400 Mona Beth. 158 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,480 Mona Cathy. 159 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,200 And my personal favorite, Mona Mona. 160 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:47,280 Bad news, Alex. We've been to every junkyard in town, and these are the last 161 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,880 the parts. Oh, it's not going to be a problem. See, I got a deal in place with 162 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,120 this guy up in Akron. He's just going to fabricate the parts and ship them down 163 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:53,599 to us. 164 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,160 Oh, hey, then they won't be the real thing, you know. I kind of like to work 165 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,160 with the original parts. 166 00:09:58,590 --> 00:10:00,250 Nick, you're already 15 orders behind. 167 00:10:00,690 --> 00:10:04,530 Let's not get caught up in technicalities. It's not a technicality, 168 00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:07,350 material an artist uses are the very essence of his craft. 169 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:11,490 They influence the way he works, the way he sees the world, and finally the way 170 00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:12,510 his vision fulfills itself. 171 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,830 Well, the man glues together hubcaps. 172 00:10:18,610 --> 00:10:22,170 Hey, excuse me. If you think it's that easy, Alex, then why don't you do it? 173 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:24,330 Yeah, all right, Nick. All right, I'll get you started. 174 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,660 Jim, give me a hand with this, okay? We're going to do six bottoms. 175 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:34,360 You mean the base. 176 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,100 Base, bottom, tomato, tomato. It's junk. Who cares? 177 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,300 No, Alex, Alex, that's not the way it goes. 178 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,180 All right. 179 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,400 Oh, hi, Nick. 180 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,580 You haven't seen Alex around, have you? 181 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,320 No. Why are you whispering? 182 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,140 He is watching me every minute. 183 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,360 You know, I'm supposed to be working right now. 184 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,360 I need a rest. 185 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,000 And my next break is not coming up till February. 186 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,560 You've been working hard, haven't you? 187 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:23,020 Miss Keaton, you're an artistic type and everything. 188 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:27,580 I mean, you design houses, you draw blueprints, you're an architect. 189 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,360 I know what I do. 190 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:36,700 I guess what I am getting at here is, in a lot of ways, you and I are the same. 191 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,660 I mean, I'm a guy, and I got a different name. 192 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:43,220 But otherwise, we got a lot of things in common. 193 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,840 And I mean, in a lot of ways, I think you're the only one that can really 194 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,460 understand what I'm going through. 195 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,300 I don't even understand what you're talking about. 196 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:56,220 I am making all these spirits a blank, and for some reason, they feel 197 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:57,220 impersonal. 198 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,120 I am not enjoying it. 199 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,020 Well, why are you sticking with it then? 200 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,900 Nick, Nick, eight more orders came in today. 201 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,240 Sounds great. 202 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:08,520 Spirit of New York, Spirit of Miami. 203 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,020 The nest egg's looking awfully good. I'm so excited. 204 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,780 You're asking me why I'm doing it, and that's why. You know, it's because of 205 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,800 Mal. It's for the nest eggs. 206 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,540 Hey, Nick, Nick. 207 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,600 What are you doing out of the garage, Nick? 208 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,860 Is it February already? 209 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,780 Alex, I just wanted to take a little break. 210 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,560 Nick, how many spirits of blank have you done today? 211 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,840 Oh, about 15. 212 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,800 15, Nick. 213 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,960 Well, you see, I got a little held up. There was this little twist. No, Nick, 214 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,700 Nick, when I want a twist... I'll call Chubby Checker. 215 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:57,980 What I want from you is art, okay? Over and over again. Art, art, and more art. 216 00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:00,200 All right? That's what makes a great artist. 217 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:01,940 Volume. 218 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,340 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 219 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,700 Okay. All right. 220 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,700 Hey, I'll see you in February. 221 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,540 There you go. 222 00:13:23,819 --> 00:13:25,320 Pretty remarkable, isn't it, sir? 223 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,120 I'll say. 224 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,000 What do you call this one? 225 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:32,280 Where are you from, sir? 226 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:34,860 Seattle. 227 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:40,000 Incredible! I mean, that's what this piece is called, The Spirit of Seattle. 228 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,680 Well, I'll take it. 229 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,380 Congratulations, sir. Congratulations. 230 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,120 And, uh, sir? Just being you and me? 231 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,900 I think you're getting the pick of the litter. 232 00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:55,860 Nick, isn't that great? Alex just made another sale. 233 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:59,180 Great. That makes almost $800 just from tonight. 234 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,400 He may be annoying, but he sure can sell. 235 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:04,740 Congratulations. 236 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,160 Seems you've got a smash. 237 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:07,359 Thanks, Mom. 238 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,560 I guess this is really adding to the old nest. 239 00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:15,550 Nesta. 240 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,690 Nesta egg. 241 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:21,490 Well, Mom, what do you think? One left. 242 00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:22,950 Spirit of a leaf. 243 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:27,430 I'll give you that special 1 % family discount. 244 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,570 I don't think so, Alex. 245 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:31,350 Okay. Hey, Dad. 246 00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:32,610 Dad. 247 00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:36,410 Picture of Jacques Cousteau on the top. We'll call it the spirit of PBS. 248 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,570 Hey, partner. 249 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:42,930 Hey. 250 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,150 What do you think? 251 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,350 I don't know, Alex. You know, the spirit of Columbus used to mean something 252 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:52,690 special to me, but now for some reason it's lost all its beauty somehow. 253 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,050 Oh, hey. 254 00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:55,770 I never liked it. 255 00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:01,330 You don't see me bailing out, do you? We got customers here, Nick. 256 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:05,190 Excuse me, if you have any questions, may I direct you to the artist, Mr. Nick 257 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:08,990 Moore? Oh, Bill, wouldn't this be wonderful in the living room? 258 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:12,600 Don't you think it would clash with the drapes? 259 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,040 Oh, you're right. 260 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:15,740 Could we get this in blue? 261 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,240 Blue? 262 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,840 Well, you know, I never really thought of it in blue. 263 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,600 Yeah, see, madam, changing the color would... Would make it absolutely 264 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,520 beautiful. How many of these would you like, ma 'am? 265 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,780 What are you doing? You can't change. 266 00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:30,060 This is Nick's art. 267 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:34,240 It's exactly the way Nick envisioned it. Mal, the customer is always right. 268 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,120 Okay, especially when the customer is willing to shell out $250. 269 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,560 I don't know, Alex. 270 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,200 Nick, what are you doing? 271 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,880 It's your work. Either they take it the way it is or they don't take it at all. 272 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:47,820 Look, Mal, if we don't sell these things, we don't get money. And then we 273 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:48,820 have our nest egg. 274 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,360 Nick, this is your art. 275 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:53,980 It's more important than a few dollars. This is not making you happy. 276 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,200 If you're not happy, then I'm not going to be happy. 277 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:00,980 Do you have this in a medium? 278 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,360 I suppose we could take it in for you, sir. No, wait, Alex. 279 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:09,780 No, that's it. 280 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,420 You know, this is the way it is, period. The way I made it. 281 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,880 You know, it doesn't come in medium, it doesn't come in extra large, and it 282 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:17,880 doesn't come in blue. 283 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,060 Does it come in beige? 284 00:16:30,319 --> 00:16:31,319 Hey, Nick. 285 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,780 It's over, Alex. 286 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,120 Don't say anything. 287 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,180 Nick, how can it be over? 288 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,520 We are making a lot of money here. 289 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,479 The what? 290 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,260 You know, money is not everything, Nick. 291 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:48,800 You don't know what you're saying now. You're a little tired, okay? Maybe 292 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,759 been working too hard. 293 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,980 No, no, no. That is not it. 294 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,700 Nick, I'll tell you what. You know that time off I was promising you in 295 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,140 February? Well, Nick... 296 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,440 Take it now. 297 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,320 It's over, Alex. 298 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:02,679 It's over. 299 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,140 It's over. It's over. 300 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,280 What are you trying to tell me, Nick? 301 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:11,680 It's no use. You don't understand a word I'm saying. I can be understanding, 302 00:17:11,859 --> 00:17:14,280 Nick. I can. I can be understanding. Try me, okay? 303 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,980 Try me. I will understand. 304 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,339 Okay, it's like this. 305 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,339 All this mass production stuff that you want to do, that's not art. 306 00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:25,500 Every time I do a new sculpture, I want to feel like it's something new, like 307 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,819 I'm exploring a new world. 308 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:29,070 And your way doesn't let me explore. 309 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,590 It doesn't let me be me. 310 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,470 I don't understand, Nick. 311 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,270 I knew it. 312 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:40,010 I'm trying to. I am. I want to. I mean, I can see that you mean it. 313 00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,230 You're speaking in complete sentences. 314 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:48,050 Alex, I grew up in a very tough neighborhood. 315 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:52,870 Most of the guys I hung out with, they're still just hanging out. 316 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:56,050 And the only time you hear about them is when they've done something bad. 317 00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:59,130 So how come I didn't wind up like them, huh? 318 00:18:00,090 --> 00:18:01,690 That's a question we've all asked her. 319 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:09,390 It is because of the art, Alex. 320 00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:13,970 Every time I create a new sculpture, I get this thrill that I am creating 321 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,210 something that nobody ever thought of before. 322 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,830 Me, Nick Moore from the bad part of town. 323 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:23,590 When you start turning my sculptures out by the hundreds, you take that away. 324 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:28,450 When you start changing my sculptures around to match some lady's drapes, you 325 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,610 take that away. You take away everything I live for. 326 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:38,370 If you get one thrill from one spirit of Columbus, why not turn out 100 327 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:39,490 identical thrills a week? 328 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,930 They're not identical. They're not the same. No way. 329 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:44,730 All right, listen. 330 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,770 Let me try to make this simple for you. 331 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:48,170 Would you, Nick? 332 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,390 Okay, okay. 333 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:52,990 It's like, um... 334 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:56,970 No two fingerprints are the same. 335 00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,170 Yeah, and? 336 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:03,490 Like no two snowflakes are alike. 337 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,290 So no two snowflakes are alike. 338 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,710 So what? 339 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:11,250 That's what makes them special, that they're unique. 340 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:19,590 Alex, it's just like no two dollar bills are alike. 341 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,250 Ah! 342 00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:29,349 That's right. 343 00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,970 See, they got different serial numbers. They come from a different mint. 344 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:38,150 The way 345 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:45,510 you 346 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:49,450 feel about money, that's the same way I feel about a new sculpture. 347 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:52,610 You know, this is amazing. 348 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:56,310 You and I are a lot alike. 349 00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:59,960 I bet in your mind that's a compliment, huh? 350 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:11,120 We both have commitment, you know? We both have to do what it is that we do 351 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,120 best. 352 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,120 You're not going to believe this, Nick, but we're both artists. 353 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:20,760 I mean, you're an artist with your hands, and I'm an artist with my mind, 354 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,760 both create. 355 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,300 And we're both tremendously passionate. 356 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,720 I mean, you're a passionate guy. 357 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,040 I'm a passionate guy. 358 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,380 Stay where you are, Alex. 359 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:43,460 You know what I mean. Your palette is metal and wire and paint. 360 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,600 Mine is dollar signs and decimal points and deals. 361 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,760 But it's the same thing. We both create our own kind of magic. 362 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:55,080 Alex, is this what Phil Donahue would call a bonding moment? 363 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,880 I don't know, Nick. How do you feel about that? 364 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,400 Yeah, I guess it is. 365 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:09,900 I guess it is. 366 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:16,680 Excuse me, but if I can have that beautiful statue in beige, I'll take 367 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:20,420 Uh, ma 'am? 368 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,000 Um, let me, let me, uh, let me tell you something about art. 369 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,420 Okay. You know how each dollar bill is unique? 370 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:30,320 In fact, do you have a couple of bucks? 371 00:21:45,399 --> 00:21:48,780 Don't go away. There's more family ties coming up in less than 30 seconds. And 372 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:51,920 tonight at 6, check out San Diego's favorite comedy lineup. 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