1 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:09,050 What would we do, baby, without us? 2 00:00:09,950 --> 00:00:14,610 What would we do, baby, without us? 3 00:00:15,870 --> 00:00:20,650 And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through. 4 00:00:21,330 --> 00:00:26,130 What would we do, baby, without us? 5 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:28,250 Sha -la -la -la. 6 00:00:29,890 --> 00:00:31,530 It's way past your bedtime. 7 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:35,930 up till Uncle Rob gets here. 8 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,910 Well, I didn't realize I'd be here so late. Come on, you can see Uncle Rob and 9 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:41,970 your cousins in the morning. Oh, Mom, come on. It's a pivotal point in the 10 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:46,890 Okay, Dad. Go fish. 11 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:52,070 You fly dog. 12 00:00:53,610 --> 00:00:55,730 So how come Uncle Rob's coming so late anyway? 13 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:57,970 Oh, I got one of those cheapo flights. 14 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:00,230 Very inexpensive, but not too convenient. 15 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:02,150 It stops twice in St. Louis. 16 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:07,510 Why does it stop twice in St. Louis? 17 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:09,390 They're practicing takeoffs and landings. 18 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:14,530 It's not like Uncle Rob to fly cheapo. He usually goes first class. 19 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:17,990 Well, that's all changed. Rob doesn't have much money since the divorce. 20 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:20,570 Show me the man who does. 21 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,550 Maureen said it was a very fair settlement. 22 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:26,830 Oh, for sure. 23 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:29,370 I wish we'd get here. I'm getting sleepy. 24 00:01:29,850 --> 00:01:31,610 I almost forgot. Come on, Andy. Let's go to bed. 25 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:33,470 Thanks, Mel. 26 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:37,620 Oh. Oh, give him a minute, Elise. Come on, Andy. The game's not over. 27 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,340 You lose, Dad. 28 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,720 Good night, Andrew. 29 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:46,300 Okay, that's them. Now, let's not forget that Rob and the kids have really gone 30 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:49,280 through a tough time lately. Let's try and remember to be sensitive to that. 31 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,940 know, when I talked to Rob, he didn't sound like a guy who'd been through a 32 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:54,120 tough time. He didn't sound down at all. He sounded happy. 33 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,320 Dad, will you stop bugging me? 34 00:01:56,740 --> 00:02:00,420 Listen, Marilyn, if you're going to talk to me that way, let's get back on the 35 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,720 plane and go home. That's all. 36 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:03,180 Sounds happy as a clam. 37 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:17,280 Hey, look at you, Jonathan. You really shot 38 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,380 up. How you been? 39 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,460 Fine. And how you been, Marilyn? 40 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,100 I didn't want to come here. The flight was miserable and I'm counting the hours 41 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:26,100 till we go home. 42 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,400 Mallory, can I talk to you upstairs? 43 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,320 Well, I find her candor refreshing. 44 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:47,160 Alex, I would really appreciate it if you didn't read the newspaper at the 45 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,160 table. 46 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,460 Why is that, dear? 47 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:58,880 Don't call me dear. 48 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:02,070 And don't read the paper while we're at the table together. 49 00:03:03,570 --> 00:03:04,570 Hey, Mal. 50 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:06,610 We're not married. 51 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:12,530 It is considered proper etiquette among civilized people to engage in 52 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:13,630 conversation at the table. 53 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:19,450 Uh... Engage me. 54 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:22,790 No, you start. 55 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:25,930 Why do I have to start? 56 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:27,550 It's a gentlemanly thing to do. 57 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,540 You're really getting on my nerves, man. 58 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:36,440 Okay. All right, fine. Okay, I'll start. I'll start. 59 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:41,000 What the hell were you and Marilyn talking about in the bathroom last 60 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,660 had the door locked, you had the water running, and I couldn't hear a thing. 61 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:50,960 None of your business. 62 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,400 Nice chatting with you. 63 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,600 What were you and Marilyn talking about in the bathroom last night? 64 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,560 Stephen, really? 65 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:02,280 That's none of our business. 66 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,600 Unless Mallory wants to tell us. 67 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,940 I am shocked. I am scandalized. 68 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:12,320 When someone needs to talk to someone and they invite that someone into the 69 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,760 bathroom, that means complete secrecy. 70 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,880 That's true. That's true. It's the international room of secrecy. 71 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:21,260 I'm surprised governments don't mean the bathroom. 72 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:26,880 Marilyn just had some things on her mind. Some pretty heavy stuff. Reaction 73 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:27,880 the divorce and all. 74 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,000 But it's between Marilyn and me. 75 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,260 Good morning. Good morning, Uncle Rob. 76 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,920 Hi, Rob. Hi, Rob. Can I get you some breakfast? No, no, no, no. I've gotten 77 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,600 be quite a good hand at breakfast lately. 78 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,880 I swear I'm eating like I'm 16. 79 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,260 It's working outdoors. That's what does it. 80 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,400 Outdoors? So what are you doing now, Rob? I'm working for the phone company. 81 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,080 Oh, Uncle Rob! 82 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,500 What kind of work are you doing? 83 00:04:53,740 --> 00:04:54,740 I'm a lineman. 84 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,360 You know, the guy you see up on the poles. 85 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:58,840 Up on the poles. 86 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:00,760 Get her some water. 87 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:06,400 No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I just think, well, it must be pretty exciting being 88 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,460 there with all those conversations whizzing by. 89 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,440 Well, I'm glad you found something that makes you happy, Rob, although I never 90 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,480 thought you'd be working outdoors. 91 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,400 Quite a switch from being a CPA. 92 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,320 Ah, that's just it, Stevie. 93 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,060 I'm 45, and I'm the new guy on the job. 94 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,460 I'm learning. I'm working with my hands. I'm fixing things. 95 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:29,190 I'm outside in Buffalo, 7 a .m. The wind's whipping off the lake. My hands 96 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:33,250 so cold, I can't even hold my coffee. I got icicles hanging off my nose. 97 00:05:33,630 --> 00:05:35,130 And I've got a pole to climb. 98 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:36,910 I mean, could you ask for more? 99 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:38,810 No, it sounds great. 100 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:41,630 Look at this. I got calluses. 101 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:43,070 Oh, boy. 102 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:48,750 Well, are they great? I love them. It means I'm a lineman. You know, working 103 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:49,750 stiff. 104 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:51,620 We gotta talk. 105 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,280 I gotta admit, you never look better. 106 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,840 Ah, thanks, Elise. I feel like a kid, you know? I'm working hard, I'm playing 107 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,140 hard. Oh, did I tell you? 108 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:00,760 I'm on a bowling team. 109 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,320 Oh, God, no. 110 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:04,820 Mommy, Mommy! 111 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,540 The park was great. 112 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:09,800 Marilyn swung me all the way up to the sky. 113 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:12,320 Panty, you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that. 114 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,400 Oh, I meant we were in the same box the whole time. 115 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:16,900 We are witnesses. 116 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,260 And we didn't have ice cream for breakfast either. 117 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,900 Well, that covers what we didn't do. 118 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,080 Well, that's great. I'm glad to see you cousins are getting to know each other. 119 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,500 Can I get you some breakfast? 120 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,400 Oh, no thanks, Annalise. I'll get something at the mall. You ready? 121 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,820 You're asking Mal if she's ready to go to the mall? 122 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,660 I don't go to the mall that much, Alex. 123 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,420 Valerie, the mannequins wave to you. 124 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:44,900 Mara? 125 00:06:46,849 --> 00:06:49,770 I didn't know you were going to be running off so early, honey. I thought 126 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:51,230 we could spend some time together today. 127 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:54,490 I don't think so, Dad. I wouldn't want to get in your way. 128 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:56,270 In case you want to pick up any girls. 129 00:07:03,850 --> 00:07:08,310 Marilyn knows that I was seeing Kathy when I was here last. That we were 130 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:09,310 an affair. 131 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:11,450 She won't forgive me for it. 132 00:07:13,050 --> 00:07:14,630 You know, she and Mallory were... 133 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:18,030 Locked in the bathroom talking with the water running for more than an hour last 134 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,910 night. I'll be darned. 135 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:23,850 I only see her one weekend a month. 136 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:28,750 It's supposed to be more, but she doesn't want to come, so I don't push 137 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,350 I'm out there in space with her somewhere. 138 00:07:33,490 --> 00:07:36,870 Some kind of mutant father who doesn't live in the same house with his 139 00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:40,490 doesn't have a wife, doesn't even have a key to his own front door. 140 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:43,750 Doesn't know what the hell he's doing. 141 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,240 When he walked up to me, I swear I could feel my knees turn to lasagna. 142 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,560 Could you tell? 143 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:54,520 Well, I wouldn't say lasagna specifically. 144 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,420 But I did see you sway. 145 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,280 And then you stabilized. 146 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:02,760 And I said to myself, she is a Keaton. 147 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,680 I'm not imagining how cute he is, am I? He is to die for cute. 148 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,620 How old do you think he is? 149 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:12,700 Well, at least 18. I mean, you have to be to be a Marine. 150 00:08:15,940 --> 00:08:16,940 What? 151 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:19,700 Oh, did I interrupt something? 152 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:24,460 Oh, I'm sorry. If I interrupted something and you'd like to continue 153 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:27,360 chat, may I direct you to our bathroom facility? 154 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,700 Which I believe are available at this time. 155 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,000 Thank you, Alex. That's very thoughtful. 156 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,059 Oh, hey, think nothing of it. Think nothing of it. Just go on up there, lock 157 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:42,500 door, turn on the water, and do that yakety yak. 158 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,860 Yakety yak. Don't talk back. 159 00:08:48,330 --> 00:08:49,610 All right, how's this for a great idea? 160 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:54,950 Dinner, movie, and after, if everyone's good... Ice cream. 161 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:56,730 Whoa. 162 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,350 Come on, Mallory, coming? 163 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:04,210 Um, I can't, Dad. I'm going out. I have a date. 164 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:06,050 No, you don't have a date. 165 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:07,550 Oh, I do. 166 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:08,890 Who's this date with? 167 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:11,990 A guy I met at the mall with Mallory. 168 00:09:12,330 --> 00:09:15,830 I'm sorry. You know, you can't run around a strange city with a guy you met 169 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,810 mall. We're not going to be running around. 170 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,750 We're going dancing at the hot house. 171 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:21,930 You remember the hot house, don't you, Dad? 172 00:09:22,530 --> 00:09:25,670 That where you went dancing with, uh, what's her name? What was her name? 173 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:27,330 Kathy? Kathy. 174 00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:31,430 It's not necessary, Marilyn. 175 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:32,710 And neither is this little scene. 176 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:34,210 Good night. 177 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:37,630 Well, I want you back by 11. You hear me? 178 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:38,910 Oh, 10 .30. 179 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:40,650 Did you hear that? 10 .30. 180 00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:51,730 Hey, Carl, what you doing? 181 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,490 I'm fixing this lamp for your mother. 182 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,050 Dad's been working on that lamp for almost a year now. 183 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:01,990 It's almost got it completely broken. 184 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,110 Yeah, well, he's not too happy that I'm doing this. 185 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:08,510 Hurts his pride, you know. 186 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,410 He fancies himself a real handy guy. 187 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:12,950 Dad handy? 188 00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:17,090 He's one of the only living Americans to lock himself in the trunk of his own 189 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,090 car. 190 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:22,450 What time do you have, Alex? 191 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:23,890 It's almost midnight. 192 00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:27,510 I told Marilyn 10 .30. You heard me, right? 193 00:10:27,890 --> 00:10:30,130 Oh, yeah. Hey, don't worry about that, Uncle Rob. 194 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:31,790 I'll make sure to be back any minute. 195 00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:34,850 You got to go with the flow in these things. 196 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,030 Go with the flow, huh? 197 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,890 Alex, I can't wait till you're a father. 198 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:47,850 Uncle Rob, you and I, we're similar kind of guys, right? I mean, we're both 199 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:48,850 conservative. 200 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,250 We're both Republican. 201 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,140 We're both heady guys. 202 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:59,700 Granted, you've been through a lot of change, you know, with the divorce and 203 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:04,440 all. And maybe, you know, maybe you're not as conservative as you once were. 204 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:09,640 I mean, maybe you're not even a Republican anymore. 205 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,660 Although that would rip my heart clean out. 206 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,120 But let's just say you're not. 207 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:24,940 I can understand that. 208 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,620 I mean, I could. 209 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,800 Hell, I've done it for my parents. 210 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:35,560 But what I can't understand is why anyone with your earning potential would 211 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,820 to sit at a table all night and fix a lamp. 212 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:46,300 That's very satisfying, Alex. It's a great feeling that comes from working 213 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,300 your hands. 214 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,280 Are you still a Republican? 215 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:52,820 How's it coming, Robbo? 216 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,780 Ah, getting there, Steve -O. Need a hand? 217 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:58,800 No, Steve -O. Robbo doesn't need a hand. 218 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,280 Do you, Robbo? 219 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,220 No, Mama. 220 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,960 Uncle Robbo's doing bueno. 221 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:15,500 Ah, Pop can only see us now, huh? His two sons vying for the chance to fix a 222 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,500 lamp. 223 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,680 But he laughs. 224 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:21,940 He always said, you boys are not going to use your hands. You're going to 225 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,600 college. No tools, you hear me? 226 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:27,560 I don't want to see either of you with even a hammer in your hand unless you're 227 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,560 opening a coconut. 228 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,740 And yet we both ended up with tremendous ability in this area. 229 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,760 I'm going to sleep. Good night. Good night, honey. Oh, good night, hon. Sleep 230 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,020 well. Uh, Mal? 231 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,280 Huh? 232 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:46,500 Marilyn, uh, she didn't come back yet. 233 00:12:47,319 --> 00:12:49,160 Did you meet the guy she went out with tonight? 234 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:50,760 Uh -huh. 235 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,900 Oh, well, who is he? I mean, what's he like? 236 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,720 Um, well, I don't know his name, Uncle Rob. But don't worry, she's in good 237 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,020 hands. He's a Marine. 238 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:09,060 Well, on that note, I'm gonna head out. 239 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,860 Night. Good night. 240 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,300 Uncle Rob, I gotta know. 241 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,360 Are you? 242 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:16,900 Am I what? 243 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,040 Still a Republican. 244 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,800 Alex, I am. 245 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,500 I knew it. I knew it. 246 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:30,740 I knew it. You may fix lamps and you may climb poles, but you're not washed up 247 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:31,740 yet. 248 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,520 I'm going to sleep like a baby. 249 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,200 Good night. 250 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,560 Well, 251 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:42,380 it's after midnight and my daughter's out with the Marines. 252 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,600 Look, Rob. 253 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:49,320 I don't begin to understand how hard this must be for you and Marilyn, but 254 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,460 can't just abdicate. 255 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,660 You can't give way like that. 256 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:57,040 I can't afford to waste the few hours a month I do get to spend with her arguing 257 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,500 about these things, Stevie. I want to be a good guy. 258 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,320 But you're her father, Rob. 259 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,160 By a thread, Steven. 260 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,880 I don't want to lose her. 261 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,440 So I'm letting her go. 262 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,940 That's no attitude, Rob. 263 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,000 You got to let her know where the line is. 264 00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,330 The line she can't cross. 265 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,710 You gotta be strong. 266 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,790 Loving, but strong and decisive. 267 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:22,510 Like you. 268 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:23,670 Like me. 269 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:25,450 Like him. 270 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:28,890 Damn right. 271 00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:35,870 I've had two 17 -year -olds, and I know. 272 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,350 Give them an inch, they'll wipe you out. 273 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,830 I have daughters, Rob. I know what you're going through. 274 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:50,780 When Mallory turned 17, I made it very clear I wanted to take an active part in 275 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:53,540 deciding what type of young man she would be dating. 276 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,780 How'd she wind up with Nick? 277 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,300 She didn't listen to me. 278 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:05,740 Come on, Andy. It's after midnight. Don't you think it's time for bed? 279 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,900 Shh. Jonathan's telling a story. 280 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,480 Where's your manners? 281 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,720 Go on, Jonathan. 282 00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,970 Well, now my mom's going out with this guy named Eddie Wheaton. 283 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:18,090 He's a real nice guy, and she says maybe someday they'll get married. 284 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:22,550 Now, I'm not so happy about that, because then my name becomes Jonathan 285 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:23,550 Wheaton. 286 00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:30,330 So how does it work, Jonathan? I mean, when do you see your mom and when do you 287 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,049 see your dad? 288 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,530 I spend one week with each. I go back and forth. 289 00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:34,990 Not bad. 290 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:38,810 So your mommy and daddy can't tuck you in on the same night? 291 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,710 I'm too old to get tucked in. 292 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,090 Let's say you want. 293 00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:45,710 Then, no, they can't tuck me in on the same night. 294 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:47,190 That's wild. 295 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:53,710 Room for one more, you wacky night owls? 296 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:58,670 Andy, it is nine hours past your bedtime. 297 00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,170 Is Marilyn back yet? 298 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:04,770 No. No, she's not. Uncle Rob's getting a little worried about it. 299 00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,270 Yeah, Dad gets worried a lot lately. 300 00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:09,950 What were you guys talking about? Nothing. 301 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,420 What were you talking about, Andy? 302 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,880 Divorce. 303 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,700 It's not bad, but you can't get tucked in. 304 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,320 Well, hey, hey, you guys can talk about divorce all you want. I won't say a 305 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,740 word. Oh, great. 306 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:26,940 Here it comes. 307 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:33,500 Divorce does not affect me in any way. 308 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,940 All right, well, first of all, Mom and Dad are going to get divorced in the 309 00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:40,040 first place, but even if they were, I don't care. 310 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,140 I mean, you know, in a year or two, I'm out of here. 311 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:44,860 A year or two? 312 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,420 Well, is there anything we can do to speed that up? 313 00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:54,320 My only concern is that I'm going to have to support Mom and Dad in their old 314 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,320 age. 315 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,040 I mean, that's the question. 316 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,800 How much and when does it start? 317 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:06,819 Hi. Hello. Hello. 318 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,079 We were just talking about you. 319 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,960 Andy, what in the world are you doing up at this hour? 320 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,520 Waiting for you to tuck me in. It's your fault. 321 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,960 Come on, come on. 322 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:20,319 Let's go. 323 00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,380 Alex doesn't care if you get divorced. 324 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,339 What? No, no, no. 325 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,000 No, what I said was I didn't think you would ever get divorced. 326 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,700 But if you did, I said... I don't care. 327 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,570 I could say I was hungry, but I'm not. 328 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:52,490 I'm worried about Marilyn. 329 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,210 And you. 330 00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:56,830 She's doing this to hurt me. 331 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,150 It doesn't take a major mind to figure that out. 332 00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:06,410 She had a nice life going, and to her way of thinking, I'm the one who screwed 333 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:10,170 it all up for her, so she doesn't want me to forget it. 334 00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:12,550 I get the message. 335 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,130 How about you? How are you holding up? 336 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,540 As lousy as this is, okay. 337 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,440 I did the right thing, Elise. 338 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:23,720 Maureen and I just ground to a halt. 339 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,340 We lost it. 340 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:30,460 That thing we had that was so wonderful, it just went goodbye. 341 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:35,580 You know, it's funny. I just flashed to the night that Stephen brought me to 342 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:36,399 meet you. 343 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:41,000 His married brother and his wife in this apartment on Bank Street over the 344 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,960 bakery. Oh, that was a great bakery. G and Franco's. 345 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:48,570 The two of you were unbelievably cute. 346 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:53,410 A playing house, but for real. You know, it was so appealing. 347 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:54,970 So grown up. 348 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,010 Something that I wanted so much. 349 00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:01,090 Some of the greatest cannolis I ever ate came out of that bakery. 350 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:03,750 That was quite a night. 351 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,730 Maureen made lamb stew. 352 00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:08,950 We had some wine. 353 00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,190 We had some more wine. 354 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,150 Remember we got to talking about... 355 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:20,180 whether Stephen and I should quit school and go to Newfoundland and run a 356 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,180 lighthouse. 357 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,320 He said, he can't fix a lamp. 358 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,340 How is he going to run a lighthouse? 359 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:36,660 So Stephen asked Maureen, what do you think? And she said, you know, if you 360 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:39,040 really love each other, you can be happy anywhere. 361 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,360 Like Rob and me. 362 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:45,790 I remember after you left, I said to Maureen, you know that, Elise, she isn't 363 00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:46,790 bad looking. 364 00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:53,510 Maureen said, no, she isn't. She's bright and charming. Even she'd be very 365 00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:57,050 proud. I said, yeah, boy, that doofus get lucky. 366 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:00,970 Where the hell is Meryl? 367 00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:05,170 Should I be getting crazy here, Elise? Because I am. I'm getting crazy. It's 368 00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,170 of two. 369 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:09,110 Just wait it out. 370 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:11,850 Wait a little while longer and then maybe she'll... 371 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:16,770 You're not just saying that, are you, Uncle Rob? 372 00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:24,770 Saying what, Alex? 373 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:26,050 About being a Republican. 374 00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:30,130 No, Alex, I am a Republican. 375 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,150 You're certain? 376 00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,210 I'm certain. 377 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,770 Well, then, good night. 378 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:39,810 Good night. 379 00:20:41,149 --> 00:20:42,750 Because if you're not... I am, Alex. 380 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,810 I have an elephant on my key ring. 381 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,410 Well, then, good night. 382 00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:56,810 Hello. 383 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,450 That's okay, honey. We're still up. 384 00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:00,270 He's right here. 385 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,530 Where are you? 386 00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:07,750 All right, I'll come get you. 387 00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:11,540 Oh, no. Oh, that's out of the question. Just give me the address. 388 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,720 Marilyn, you don't even know him. 389 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,180 Don't you dare hang up on me. 390 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,340 She's going to spend the night at his place. 391 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:49,480 Don't go away. There's more Family Ties coming up in less than 30 seconds. And 392 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,620 tonight at 6, check out San Diego's favorite comedy lineup. That's right. 393 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:55,080 Friends, Will and Grace, and everybody loves Raymond. 394 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:56,540 Smile. 395 00:21:57,100 --> 00:22:01,400 You're watching San Diego's home for comedy, KSWB. 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