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What would we do, baby, without us?

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What would we do, baby, without us?

3
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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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Don't roll the dough too thin. The
cookies will burn in the oven.

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Why can't we get them out to work like
everybody else?

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It's more fun this way.

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This is a special time between a mommy
and her little boy.

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You know, just the two of us here
together, working, sharing, creating.

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Mom, they're just cookies.

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Okay, guys, we'll try it again tomorrow.

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Hot cookies.

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Hey, Andy.

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Andy.

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What are you wearing?

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My apron.

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Take that off. It's minutes.

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You guys don't wear aprons? Yeah.

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Anyway, that's my apron.

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This is a totally inappropriate activity
for Andy. That's ridiculous. We've been

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raising him in a sensitive, non -sexist
atmosphere for almost six years now.

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Everything's worked out fine. Right,
Stephen?

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Well, um... Well, you know, uh...

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Sure, sure.

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But there's nothing wrong with a little
balance.

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A little yin, a little... Yang?

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Maybe it's time to try something
different.

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Something guyish.

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Want to go shave?

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How about basketball, huh?

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Basketball. It'll teach you the thrill
of competition, the exhilaration of

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exercise, the reward of...

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Team spirit.

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You just wanted someone you could beat,
Alex.

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Yeah, beat you, Blondie.

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You wouldn't have beaten me, Alex, if
you had let me use both hands.

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Oh, I thought I heard Nick down here.

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Hey.

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What's going on? Thanks.

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Um, Nick had a job interview. He's
supposed to come over here afterwards.

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What kind of job is Nick trying to get
now?

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It's a grant. I saw the job listing on
campus, and I knew Nick would be perfect

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for it.

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What is it?

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Dean of admissions.

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I'll keep my fingers crossed, Mal.

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Hey,

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what happened? Did you get it? When did
you start?

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Mal, I didn't get the job. You know, I
don't think I'm going to be dean of

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admissions.

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I am John.

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There was this other job there that they
thought I might be right for.

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Janitor. Nick, I think you're on to
something.

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This is the janitor job at my sorority.
I'm the one who wrote the ad.

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Janitor needed.

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Must have previous trash experience.

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This is exciting.

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You, my sorority, trash.

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It's all coming together.

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Okay, there's just two more applicants
for the janitor job.

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Larry Brigante and Nick Moore.

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Mallory, maybe you should sit out those
interviews. I mean, with your boyfriend

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being one of the applicants and all.
Karen, I'm going to be completely and

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totally impartial here. I want what's
best for the sorority.

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Well, Mr. Briganti, can you tell us
something about your qualifications?

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I was chairman of the Custodial
Institute of America from 1945 to 1980.

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Ohio Janitor of the Year, 1983.

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An inventor of the world famous Johnny
Mop.

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Well, that's all fine and good, but have
you ever worked at a sorority before?

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Can't say that I have.

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Well, do you think you could handle a
place of this size?

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Well, I mean, if the White House wasn't
a problem, I can't imagine this place

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would be.

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Well, thank you.

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We'll have to get back to you.

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Well, let me know as soon as you can.

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It's either this or the Taj Mahal.

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Nick Moore, please.

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Hey.

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That's the janitor for hello.

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Sisters, this is Nick Moore. Let's give
him a nice gamma delta gamma hi.

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Hi.

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So, Nick, can you tell us something
about yourself?

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Well, you know, I gotta tell you, it's
all right off. I have no janitorial

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experience.

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I like that.

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He's honest.

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That's the most important thing in a
janitor.

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Look, you know, I know if it wasn't for
Mal here, I wouldn't even be considered

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for this job.

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I gotta tell you, I feel a little bit
nervous being around all you smart

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Oh, Nick, no, don't be, please. No one's
ever been nervous around us. No one's

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ever called us smart, either.

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You know, I can't help it. You see,
college is not a place that I'm all that

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familiar with.

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Actually, high school is not a place I'm
all that...

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familiar with either. Actually, Nick, a
formal education is not a requirement

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for this job.

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Hey, then I'm your guy.

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But, you know, some interpersonal
qualities you have that we might not

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about could be helpful.

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For instance, just are you an artist?

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Why, yes, I am.

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from an artist's residence.

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He can help us with floats, banners,
posters.

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Maybe he could help us come up with
decorations for the winter dance.

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Well, what seems to be the problem?
We've tried paper snowflakes, paper

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It's all been done before.

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We've got a wastebasket full of bad
ideas.

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Well, wait a minute here.

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Now, what you see as bad ideas, I see as
snowballs.

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What? You see, you could paint.

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A whole bunch of these and crumple them
all up and turn them into snowballs and

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have a winter wonderland of snowballs
for your sorority dance.

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I like that. I like that. Go with it.

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See, you can throw them at each other
and have a fight or you can glue them

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together and make a fort or you can just
pour water on them and turn them into

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slush.

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Okay. All those in favor of Nick?

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Well, it's settled. Welcome, Nick.

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Let's all give him a nice gamma delta
gamma. You're hired.

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You're hired.

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Okay, now the object of the game is
simply toss this ball into the basket.

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Humor.

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All right, now try.

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All right, well, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good. Now let me show you

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it's done. There you go. Oops. Hey, Dad.

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Let me have a shot. I think Andy could
have the pleasure of seeing the ball

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actually go through the hoop once.

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Give me the ball.

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Forget it. Yeah, give me the ball. Alex,
I'm teaching him. I'm teaching him.

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Andy, let's get out of here before it
gets ugly.

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Here we go.

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Two points.

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I don't want any more basketball in the
house, Stephen.

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Okay, okay.

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You know, he really is a discipline
problem, Mom.

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Cheater.

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Hi. Hi, you going out?

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Oh, yeah.

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Nick's coming over to pick me up. We're
going to go to his place and watch TV.

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How's Nick doing down at the sororities?

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Well, he's really gotten into it.

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You know, he's always there.

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But today he's coming over, and it's
just going to be the two of us together.

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We're going to make popcorn and watch
cartoons.

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The old think tank in action, huh?

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Have a wonderful time.

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All right.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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Um, Nick, what's going on?

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A little change of plans. We're all
going to go over to a football game.

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Oh, I thought we were going to spend the
afternoon together.

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I mean, just the two of us. Yeah, I
know, you know, but that was before the

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girls asked me to go to the game.

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You never liked football before, Nick.

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Yeah, I never knew the cheers before,
but now...

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I have a lot of homework to do. So you
all go ahead and have fun.

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All right, babe. Well, we'll see you
later.

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Don't work too hard, huh? Bye -bye.

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Hear us ring. Hear us ring. Ring, ding,
ring. Let's go, Greg. Hey!

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Okay.

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Where's Mallory?

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She's upstairs getting ready for her
sorority dance.

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I want to give her the truck for her to
bring with her tonight.

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That's a great idea, Andy. That'll make
Mallory the only girl at the dance with

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a truck.

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Everybody will be really jealous.

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Give Mallory that truck. I'm sure she
doesn't have anything like it in her

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closet. Yeah, that's great.

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You told me. I told you.

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Hi.

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Hi, Jen.

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That's a fabulous dress, Mel. It really
goes with the truck.

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Boy, you sure look great, honey.

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I'm just not up for tonight.

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I mean, ever since they made Nick an
honorary member of the sorority, I never

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get to see him alone anymore.

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And when I do, it's always gamma delta
gamma this, gamma delta gamma that.

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It's making me crazy. I never thought
I'd have to call my boyfriend's sister.

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Oh, I don't know, ma 'am. I think he's
kind of cute.

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I mean... Picture him right now. He's at
home, choosing an outfit, crimping,

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putting on dippity -doo.

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00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,320
I can't believe the way Nick has
changed.

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Now he's hopping around all the time,
perky, singing.

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It's like going out with Annette
Funicello.

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Tell him how you feel.

189
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No, not yet.

190
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,070
Not yet.

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00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,250
Hey.

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00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:33,950
Now.

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Sister.

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00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:42,070
Yeah, Mr. Keaton, would you be
interested in buying some raffle

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know, I'm... We're trying to bring some
members of our sorority over from China.

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00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:46,730
Oh, well, that's great.

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00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:55,100
But let me share with you a little
secret that I learned from the girl.

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Hairspray helps remove ink spots.

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Got it.

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00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,720
So, uh, Mal, you look great.

201
00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:08,960
Nick, I think you've been taking the
sorority stuff a little too seriously.

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00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,500
Oh, really?

203
00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:19,980
You know, Mal, I was hoping maybe some
of it would rub off on you. And if

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something does rub off on you, may I
suggest rinsing it briskly with some

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salt?

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00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,480
I think you're missing my point.

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I think you've become a little too
involved with Gamma Delta Gamma.

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Well, Mal, you know, I think you take
Gamma Delta Gamma a little for granted.

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You see, I don't think you showed enough
respect.

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00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:43,400
As a matter of fact, you know, I have
been reviewing the Gamma Delta Gamma

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rulebook.

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00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:50,480
And I have found out that you break
almost every rule in it. For instance,

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should only entertain male visitors on
the porch or in the parlor.

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You should never cross your legs while
wearing a skirt.

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And at all sorority functions after 6 p
.m., you should always wear gloves.

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00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,380
Nick, those rules are from 1937.

217
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,240
Hey, so what? You know, you still got to
follow them.

218
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,120
Listen. Mal, I would really hate to
bring you up on charges.

219
00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,500
Now, look, you're a Gamma Delta Gamma
girl, huh?

220
00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:21,740
Act like one.

221
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:26,720
Hey, babe.

222
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,160
Great party, huh? Oh, yeah, it's great.

223
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,960
I hope you don't mind me doing a little
cleaning up now and then.

224
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,360
Oh, no, go right ahead. It's your job.

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00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:39,680
Okay. Oh, you know, say, you really
should put that drink on a coaster, not

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table. You're going to ruin the finish
there.

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00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,800
Thank you.

228
00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:49,750
Congratulations. Everyone just loved all
the decorations. You really did a great

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job. Oh, hey, thanks.

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00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:55,810
My favorite is definitely the mothball
igloo. Oh, me too.

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You know, it's attractive and snow
-like, yet it keeps pests away from our

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warts.

233
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,230
You're incredible.

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00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:06,990
Okay, everyone.

235
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,410
It's time to sing the Gamma Delta Gamma
Sisterhood.

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Men to women from mere girls.

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00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,300
Oh, gamma, delta, gamma.

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Here before you win our gowns and our
pearls.

239
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,560
Where did you get that birth?

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Read your rule book.

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00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,740
Nick, you really didn't have to sing
that song.

242
00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:18,220
Yeah, I did, Mal. If you read the rule
book... No, I don't want to read my rule

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book.

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And now...

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The crowning of the 1987 Gamma Delta
Gamma Winter Dance Snow Queen.

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All right.

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Venue, 1987 Gamma Delta Gamma Snow
Queen.

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Boyfriends with Snow Queen.

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Ladies, gentlemen, sisters.

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This is a most momentous occasion.

251
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Nick, come on. Stop it. What do you
think you're doing?

252
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:18,210
Well, I'm just saying my acceptance
speech here.

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You have a job here. That's it. Why
can't you just show up, punch in your

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card, and go home?

255
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,150
Okay.

256
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I'll leave.

257
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Excuse me.

258
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:31,820
Excuse me.

259
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How was the dance?

260
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I had a terrible time.

261
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Nick spent half the evening cleaning up.

262
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And then he sang the Gamma Delta Gamma
song solo.

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And then he was crowned Snow Queen.

264
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Sounds like a full evening.

265
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I yelled at him in front of everyone. I
mean, there he was, the Snow Queen,

266
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surrounded by his ladies and waiting.

267
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I just flipped out.

268
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,680
Well, don't worry about it, Mel.

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Now that Nick is queen, I'm sure he'll
calm down.

270
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,800
Well, honey, but didn't you talk to him?

271
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I tried. He wouldn't listen to me. He
kept giving me etiquette lessons and

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household tips.

273
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,580
Well, you know, I tried that hairspray
trick. It really worked.

274
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,440
Oh, Nick. Well, we've heard the news.

275
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:40,920
Nick, Nick, tell me. Tell me. What do
you think put you over the top?

276
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What is it, talent?

277
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Swim suit?

278
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Uh, just lucky, I guess.

279
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:53,270
Well, it's an honor to have the Snow
Queen in our house. Absolutely.

280
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Good evening, Your Majesty. Hey.

281
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Hey.

282
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:07,470
Hi.

283
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So, uh, how'd the rest of the dance go?

284
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All right, I guess.

285
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,920
We had to elect a new Snow Queen.

286
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But you're still the runner -up.

287
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:23,440
It's an important job. In case the new
Snow Queen can't fulfill all her

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responsibilities, you'd have to step in.

289
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:29,820
Look, Mel,

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I've been thinking about what you said
and how I've been acting lately.

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And I kind of realized that I went over
the edge with this sorority stuff. Oh,

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no, no. I'm the one. I totally
overreacted. I mean, you have a right to

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fun.

294
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,000
Not every guy gets to be Snow Queen.

295
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:53,740
You know, I just had no idea that it
would bother you so much.

296
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,020
You know, it's just I got so caught up
with being part of a group, a member of

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club. I never had that. I just felt good
to belong.

298
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,840
Well, I didn't know you needed that.

299
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,450
I always thought you were a loner.

300
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:11,050
I never really did good in group
situations. I never really fit in.

301
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:18,690
You see, the sorority was the first
group that really accepted me as

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me. I finally fit in.

303
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,190
I guess I felt like you fit in too well.

304
00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:30,370
I mean, you were always at the sorority,
and you were always with the girls. I

305
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never got to see you alone, and, um...

306
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,520
I guess I felt a little threatened.

307
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800
Why?

308
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,340
Because I didn't feel special anymore.

309
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,620
Because all of a sudden you're spending
time with all these girls and you're

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having all this fun with them, the kind
of fun I thought you could only have

311
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with me.

312
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,240
And I felt like you didn't need me
anymore.

313
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I'll always need you. You are my
girlfriend. They are just my sisters.

314
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:01,770
Well, you're my sister, too.

315
00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:09,130
Now, you are very, very special to me.

316
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:11,650
I am?

317
00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:12,690
Yeah.

318
00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:15,730
Because you're the only girl that I'll
ever love.

319
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,090
I love you, Nick.

320
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:29,010
I propose a toast to the best janitor
and snow queen in the history of Gamma

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Delta Gamma.

322
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,440
Uh, you got a coaster for that?

323
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,760
Sit, Ubu, sit.

324
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Good dog.

