1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:08,620 What would we do, baby, without her? 2 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:14,280 What would we do, baby, without her? 3 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:20,700 And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through. 4 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:25,620 What would we do, baby, without her? 5 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,380 Sha -la -la -la. 6 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,020 Good morning. 7 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,620 Did you creep out of bed at 3 o 'clock this morning? Or was I dreaming? 8 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,480 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to waken you. I had a good idea for the Hammond 9 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,960 building, and I wanted to go down and work on it. 10 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,220 Please, that's the fourth night in a row you've gone down to work on that. 11 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:53,520 Wouldn't it be easier to bring the Hammond building into bed with us? 12 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:59,000 I went down to add glass panels to the lobby. 13 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:03,180 It's done, Stephen. I have finished it. Oh, am I glad to hear that. 14 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:04,420 Congratulations. 15 00:01:04,819 --> 00:01:05,820 Thank you. 16 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:06,840 I've missed you. 17 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,120 I've missed you, too. 18 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:18,200 You know, if you keep that up, you're going to become fused at the lip. 19 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:22,080 You're going to have to be separated surgically. 20 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,420 And I don't think Blue Cross covers that. 21 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,100 Good morning. 22 00:01:28,159 --> 00:01:32,420 Good morning. Great news, Alex. Your mother's finished the Hammond building. 23 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:34,480 great, Mom. Just minutes before it's finished up. 24 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:39,200 Well, I know it's been a struggle for everybody lately, but I want you to know 25 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,580 everything's going to lighten up from now on. Oh, yeah, well, we've heard that 26 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:46,560 before, Mom. Somehow I feel there are bigger and more time -consuming Hammond 27 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,060 buildings lurking out there in our future. 28 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,920 I feel other buildings lurking out there, too. 29 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,840 No, no, no. I'll take a look. See? 30 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:01,660 According to my daily planner. 31 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:03,460 Huh? We get a glance? 32 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:05,460 A month at a glance? 33 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,660 You know, Alan, she might enjoy one of these. 34 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,380 Oh, no, Mommy. That's not for me. 35 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,400 You know, I need a decade at a glance. 36 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:15,640 Hi. Hey, Gary. 37 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,720 Hey. I brushed my teeth. 38 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:19,020 Oh, hi. Good for you. 39 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,400 Yeah, with my toothbrush. 40 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,040 Well, at least you brushed. 41 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:26,580 Stephen, can you pick up Andy after school today? Oh, I can't today, hon. 42 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,800 Anyway, it's your turn, isn't it? Well, yes, but I have that ASA luncheon. I 43 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,800 really don't want to miss it. 44 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,460 I've got a big budget meeting today down at the station. 45 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,040 PBS budget meeting? 46 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:39,660 What do they do there? Just, like, throw loose change on the floor? 47 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,900 Everybody dives for it? 48 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:49,880 I could cancel it, Elise. 49 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,600 No, no, it's my responsibility. 50 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,480 I have midterms, Mom. 51 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:58,340 And a lot boggles the mind. 52 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,380 I actually have to study. 53 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,780 Well, I can't. My advanced fashion class is going on a comparative fabrics field 54 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:06,780 trip. 55 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:09,160 A comparative fabrics field trip? 56 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:10,720 Yes, we're going shopping. 57 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:17,560 I got it at lunchtime all by car. I know how to drive. Alex taught me. 58 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:21,660 Have you been letting him drive? 59 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Once. 60 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:31,080 In an open field. 61 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:33,200 On a farm. 62 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:35,700 Left turn. Right turn. 63 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:37,000 Watch out for the cow. 64 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:40,760 Oh, I got it. I got it. 65 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,160 Hey. 66 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,640 Hi, Lauren. 67 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,240 Lauren, can I ask you a question? It's kind of personal. Sure, go ahead. 68 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:50,900 Do you actually like him? 69 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:52,340 Or... 70 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:55,950 Is this relationship part of a bizarre psychology study? 71 00:03:56,690 --> 00:03:58,430 Well, it's a little of both. 72 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:04,070 Lauren, I know I have no right to ask you this, but could you pick up Andy 73 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:05,069 school today? 74 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:08,350 Oh, you have every right to ask, Mrs. Keaton, but I have appointments 75 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:10,610 all afternoon. I'm sorry. Join a club. 76 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:15,870 I just feel so guilty. There's so much to do and not enough time to do it in. 77 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:19,250 Well, you really shouldn't feel guilty. You know, a confident, loving mother 78 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:21,790 like you is going to bring up a happy, well -adjusted child. 79 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:22,759 Mm -hmm. 80 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:23,760 Worked for me. 81 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:25,820 Well, took the theory. 82 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:30,980 There he is. The sweetest little boy in the world. No one can pick him up from 83 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,900 school. So he says, that's okay. 84 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:34,500 Everybody's done enough. 85 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,740 I'll just stay at school. 86 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:40,840 Well, enjoy it while you can, Elise, because before you know it, they'll all 87 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,500 grown up and out of the house. I wish they'd hurry up about it. 88 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,000 I don't really mean that. 89 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,120 Sometimes things get so out of hand, I want to scream. 90 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:50,640 Go ahead and scream. 91 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,580 Good loud scream to really pep things up around here. 92 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,720 Hey, Doris. 93 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:57,060 Nice outfit. 94 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,400 You feel it well. 95 00:04:58,680 --> 00:04:59,680 Don't you think so, Elise? 96 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:04,040 What's the matter, girls? Can't you take a compliment? 97 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:11,140 Norbeck Jenkins in St. Clair. And Keaton. 98 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,300 Oh, hello, Mr. Norbeck. 99 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,880 You're coming in loud and clear, sir. Where are you? 100 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,360 You're downstairs in the garage. 101 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:19,769 Yes, sir. 102 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:20,870 Yes, she's right here. 103 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:22,990 I'll tell her. 104 00:05:23,350 --> 00:05:24,510 Happy parking, sir. 105 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:29,490 He wants to talk to you, Elise. Something important, he says. 106 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,290 Did he mention me at all? 107 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,590 Well, he did say he had to get gas. 108 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,750 How come she kids around with you and not with me? 109 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:42,590 She hates you. 110 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:46,050 And for all the right reasons. 111 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:47,450 Like what? 112 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:51,390 Well, you're rude. You're just a little bit pushy. Slow down. Those are two of 113 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:52,390 my best traits. 114 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:56,590 Hello, Mr. Norvac. 115 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:00,730 Doris. Oh, Carl, good news. The Hammond building is done. 116 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:02,850 Well, thank you very much. But I have better news. 117 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:04,530 Diamond Resorts International. 118 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:09,350 It's ours. The works. Three high -rises. Whoa, congratulations, Carl. 119 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:13,330 That's great, Mr. Norvac. Yeah, congratulations, Carl. 120 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:16,450 Who are you? 121 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:19,730 I'm Jerry. 122 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:21,470 What line of work you in there, Jerry? 123 00:06:23,810 --> 00:06:26,050 That's great news about Diamond Resort. 124 00:06:26,370 --> 00:06:27,430 It's very exciting. 125 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:28,289 It sure is. 126 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:29,290 Now, when can you start? 127 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:30,710 Me? Yes. 128 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:31,910 Congratulations, Elise. 129 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:33,129 It's yours. 130 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:34,230 Me? Oh, no. 131 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:35,670 You? Oh, yes. 132 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:39,850 Colin, I don't have time for a project of this magnitude. 133 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:44,290 Of course, if Elise can't handle this, sir, I am available. 134 00:06:46,099 --> 00:06:47,099 Jerry, sir. 135 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:48,920 Jerry Danilo. 136 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,580 Come on, I'll take you to the luncheon. Then we'll go meet the Diamond family. 137 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,460 They're very decent people. 138 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,860 In fact, I must admit, I love them. 139 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,580 Boy, this is like a great opportunity. I don't know how I could pass this up. 140 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:06,900 Now you're talking. Elise? 141 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,820 Elise, it's for you. Enter school. 142 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:10,180 Oh, oh. 143 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,940 Hello. Speaking. 144 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:15,740 Well, my husband was going to pick him up. 145 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:17,580 I'll be right there. 146 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,680 Nobody's picked up Andrew. He's just sitting there. 147 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,440 I've got to go. 148 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,600 All right, you want to see loop -de -loop? 149 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:26,840 Yeah. 150 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,440 Really glad to see you, both of you. Mrs. 151 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,140 Nelson gave me a yo -yo. You want to see loop -de -loop? 152 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,480 Well, yeah, go ahead. 153 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:56,580 Sure, Dad. 154 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,260 Hey. 155 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,580 Yeah, that's great, Stephen. 156 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:08,060 Look, I went down to the school, and they said they called you, and you came 157 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:09,900 picked him up. Now, I was so worried. I just came home. 158 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:11,180 And here we are. 159 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:14,500 Well, Stephen, I thought you were planning on picking him up today. I 160 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,300 you were. It's okay. It's fine. We're all here. 161 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,130 That's right. Hey. 162 00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:20,549 Hey. Hey. 163 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:24,230 Alex, who said they were picking up Andy today, me or your dad? It's not 164 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:27,530 importantly. Of course it's important. We left him at school. 165 00:08:27,930 --> 00:08:30,410 No, I think you said you were going to pick him up. 166 00:08:31,430 --> 00:08:32,430 Oh, really? 167 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,270 Well, we're all here. That's what counts. 168 00:08:37,530 --> 00:08:40,950 That's right. We'll never have another mixed up like that again, Andy. Thanks, 169 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:45,020 Dad. Yeah. You see, your mom and I have both been pretty busy lately, but that's 170 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,020 going to lighten up a little. 171 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:50,820 First of all, I had a big budget meeting today, and it went great. You guys were 172 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:52,200 able to make change for that dollar? 173 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:58,560 Secondly, your mother has finished the Hammond building, and things are going 174 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,360 lighten up a little for her, too. Yeah, Mom, how did Norbeck like the Hammond 175 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:05,400 building? He loved it. Oh, great. Oh, that's great, honey. And actually, as a 176 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:10,240 kind of reward, he offered me the Diamond Resorts International account. 177 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,110 Three high -rises. 178 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:14,110 I said yes. 179 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:16,390 Really? 180 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:19,490 That's great. 181 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:26,050 And here, I thought things were going to lighten up for you, but that's how it 182 00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:27,050 goes. 183 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,710 Andy, why don't you go on upstairs and play for a little bit, huh? 184 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:33,330 Okay, but let me know how this turns out. 185 00:09:37,850 --> 00:09:41,680 Okay. Okay, we know we've got a problem here. Let's just try and deal with it in 186 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:42,659 a reasonable manner. 187 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:44,080 I'm nothing if not reasonable. 188 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,540 So what do you want me to do, quit? 189 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,320 That's reasonable. 190 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:50,700 No, I don't want you to quit. You want someone to quit? You quit. 191 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:51,940 I don't want to quit. 192 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,360 Wait, wait, wait. 193 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,080 Which one of you makes more money? 194 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,820 What difference does that make? 195 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,080 Well, because the other one should quit. 196 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:04,000 Alex, please, nobody's quitting. 197 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,400 Let me look at your tax returns. 198 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,800 I mean it. I can help. 199 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,340 And it'll bring us closer together. 200 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:14,520 Look, Elise, I'm very happy for you. I truly am. 201 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:16,140 It's a marvelous opportunity. 202 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:21,840 But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed. 203 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,780 Fine. Then I'll quit. I'll give it all up. 204 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,980 I mean, that's what you're saying. That's really what you want, isn't it? 205 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:32,720 Elise, please. You're overtired. You don't mean what you're saying. 206 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,020 No, no. It's fine with me. I'll quit. 207 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,400 That's what you want. You got it. 208 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,460 We will turn the clock back. We'll go back to the 50s. 209 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:44,020 Don't say a word, Dad. This is a magical moment. 210 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,280 Let's savor it. 211 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:46,840 Let's hold hands. 212 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:54,520 I'm not asking that of you, Elise. That's not an answer for us. I don't 213 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:57,840 Let's go back to the fabulous 50s. 214 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:02,060 I'll put my hair in a beehive and I'll wear a little string of pearls and a 215 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,060 little poodle skirt. 216 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:08,140 And I'll cook and I'll clean. And when you come home from work, I'll just step 217 00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:11,460 out of my hula hoop and I'll serve you up a spectacular dinner and you can tell 218 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,580 me everything that happened in the real world. 219 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,280 I'd love that. 220 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,480 I'd do that for you. 221 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:27,540 Well, fine. 222 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,200 It settles. 223 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,400 Did you guys hear Mom and Dad arguing last night? 224 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,190 Oh, I wouldn't say they were arguing. 225 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:40,010 What's going on? What are they fighting about? 226 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:46,170 Well, Andy, what we're dealing with here is a very complex male -female issue. 227 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:48,110 I know that much, Alan. 228 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,150 See, in the beginning, all was well. 229 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:55,230 There was harmony. There was balance. 230 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:58,790 You know, man was the hunter, the provider, the protector. 231 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:02,590 And woman stayed home, you know, took care of the babies, cooked and cleaned. 232 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,030 Got an occasional facial. 233 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:15,060 Here it comes, the latest installment of the world according to Alex P. Keaton. 234 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,820 I thought we canceled our subscription. 235 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:20,440 It just keeps coming anyway. 236 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:26,960 All I'm doing here is presenting the facts. Now, sexual lines have become 237 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,700 blurred. People are confused. 238 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,720 And if you ask me, it all started with the first woman who went out and got a 239 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,720 job. 240 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,800 Joan of Arc. 241 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:40,940 Alex, really, these revisionist history lessons should be against the law. 242 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:48,120 Look, if Joan had just stayed home with her hubby, Mr. Arc, you 243 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:53,880 know, baked him a couple of quiches, maybe she wouldn't have been baked 244 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,600 You know, Alex, when we were smaller, we had to listen to this. But we don't 245 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,600 have to listen anymore. 246 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,540 Come on, Mel. We can take him. 247 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:03,790 Oh, yeah? 248 00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,510 Yeah. Come on, try it. 249 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,370 Put him in that headlock. Put him in that headlock! 250 00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:11,610 Oh, 251 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,430 great, I was tied behind your girlfriend. 252 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:16,850 Well, look at you, you big, brave girl. 253 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:19,230 Two against one. 254 00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:21,850 What's going on? 255 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:25,770 Alex was just explaining to us how the first woman to get a job brought down 256 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:26,770 world. 257 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:28,630 The Joan of Arc story. 258 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,480 Just trying to make a point. 259 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,200 What point is that? 260 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:43,720 My, you all look lovely today. 261 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,060 Hi there. Hi. 262 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,280 You guys have a good night's sleep. 263 00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:55,360 I just want you to know that I'm aware of what you guys have been going 264 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:59,840 I feel a little guilty about this. I realize the past few months I haven't 265 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,960 the greatest mom in the world. 266 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,120 Oh, Mom, don't say that. Nothing could be further from the truth. 267 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,440 You're a great mom. 268 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,120 You've been a wonderful mom. 269 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:09,820 Mrs. Keaton. 270 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:14,880 And if working makes you happy, well, it makes us happy, too. 271 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,360 Thanks for your support. It really means a lot to me. 272 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:21,340 Oh, by the way, I'm free this afternoon, so I can pick up Andy if it's a 273 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:24,420 problem. Oh, thank you, Lauren. That's really sweet of you. But Mr. 274 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,300 Keaton and I worked out a very interesting plan. 275 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,760 Andy, your dad's going to pick you up from school today. 276 00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:31,960 And then guess what he's going to do with you? 277 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,280 Lose me? 278 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:36,820 No. 279 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,820 No, no, I'm going to bring you to Mommy's office. Then you can help Mommy 280 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:40,960 her architecture all afternoon. 281 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,440 Isn't it enough that she works? 282 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,640 I want you to know that I'm really going to work hard to make this situation 283 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,640 work out. 284 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:52,220 And it's going to be tough, and there'll be a lot of demands on me, on my time 285 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,220 and my energy. 286 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,460 But I can handle it. 287 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,120 I know I can. 288 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,380 It will be tough, but I'm still your mother. 289 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,640 And I still love you very much. 290 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,600 And I'll always be there for you. 291 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,280 Well, I've got to go. 292 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:15,720 I'm really excited that Andy's coming. He should be here any minute. 293 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:20,370 You know, Elise, I'm glad your kid's coming and all that, but I have to admit 294 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:22,750 something to you. I'm not that crazy about kids. 295 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:24,430 I want kids. 296 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,450 But I'm not that crazy about them. 297 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,470 Don't have any. 298 00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:31,970 Oh, no, I want a big family. 299 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:34,130 Jerry. What? 300 00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:40,410 You ought to lie down on a couch and have someone drill directly into your 301 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:41,410 skull. 302 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,810 Oh, really? What good would that do? 303 00:15:44,430 --> 00:15:45,430 It would kill you. 304 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,310 Hey, gang, how you doing? 305 00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:53,010 Yeah, we stopped for ice cream. 306 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:55,250 Oh, did you really? 307 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:56,770 It was chocolate. 308 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:00,950 I've got to go. 309 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,950 He's a little tired. I think he needs a nap. 310 00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:05,610 Hey, he can sleep on my desk. I'm not using it. 311 00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:08,030 I'm off. 312 00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:12,610 I'd love to hang around and design a bridge with you, but I don't know how 313 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:15,670 See you later. 314 00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:16,870 Bye -bye, Andy. 315 00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:20,530 So how's my boy? 316 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,730 I want to go home. 317 00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:27,170 Well, I did know that a sweet little boy was coming to play here, so I got you. 318 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,630 So, Clay, you want to make something out of clay? 319 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:32,870 Yeah. Great. 320 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,730 Finished. 321 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:41,710 Well, what is it? 322 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,070 It's a pelican. 323 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:45,010 Let's go home. 324 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,270 Oh, honey, we can't go home now. 325 00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:52,590 Maybe I can play a little something with you. What would you like to play? 326 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:53,930 Follow the leader. 327 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:55,310 That's a great idea. 328 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,550 Can Uncle Jerry play? 329 00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:00,130 Everybody can play, but I go first. 330 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:01,330 Great. 331 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,730 Oh, 332 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,530 Andy. 333 00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:17,589 Hi, Carl. 334 00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:21,530 Elise, this is Roger Diamond, Diamond International Resorts. 335 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:24,670 Elise Keaton, the architect I was telling you about. 336 00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:30,570 How do you do? Quite well, thank you. You play an excellent follow -the 337 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,690 That's my secretary, Doris Cameron. 338 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,050 Hi. 339 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,950 And, uh... Jerry, sir. 340 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,470 Jerry Dinello. 341 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:45,870 And this is my son, Andrew. This is Mr. Diamond. And Mr. Norback, my boss. Hi. 342 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:49,340 Could you please fire Mom? We need her at home. 343 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:56,820 So Butchie and Tom climbed over the fence and started down the road to the 344 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:01,300 They knew that Mr. Peabody would be there, and he'd let them use his boat. 345 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:05,700 He walked along, kicking at the pebbles and breathing the soft summer air, 346 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,780 knowing for certain that they'd always be friends. 347 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,160 The end. 348 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,620 How was that? The best story I ever heard. 349 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,270 Good. Any questions? 350 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:19,850 Yes. Who's picking me up at school? 351 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,570 Your dad and I will figure that one out. 352 00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:25,210 No mix -ups? 353 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:27,690 No mix -ups. Give me a big kiss. 354 00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:31,110 Daddy and I will be up to tuck you in in a bit, okay? 355 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,870 Put on your pajamas. No sleeping in your baseball uniform again. 356 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:41,870 Well, how's it going? 357 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:43,870 Hi, sweetheart. I don't know. 358 00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:47,250 Every time I look at the drawings, all I see is Andy's face. 359 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:51,670 All I hear is Andy's voice saying, Please fire my mommy. We need her at 360 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,410 I can't help it. I just feel guilty. 361 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,930 Okay. I do, too. 362 00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:01,950 It's not the same for you, Stephen. It's not. I gave birth to those kids. 363 00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:03,650 Well, I did, too. 364 00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:05,970 That's not the way I remember it. 365 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:12,150 Okay, I didn't actually give birth. 366 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,110 But, uh... 367 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,940 If I could have, I would have. 368 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,580 How many are we to worry about, Stephen? 369 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,800 Much, Sam. 370 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,260 How's Andy going to look back on these years? 371 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:30,180 I mean, when I think back on my childhood, the memories that mean the 372 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,980 me, the ones that are most comforting, are of my mother. 373 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:38,740 Like the summer when I was seven, I had the chicken pox. I was miserable. 374 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:42,660 I was itchy and scratchy, and I was watching all these other kids go to the 375 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:43,660 to swim. 376 00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:50,610 But my mother stayed home with me, and she made a magical place just for the 377 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:51,209 of us. 378 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:55,410 Oh, she made a cave with blankets and pillows, and she brought in lemonade and 379 00:19:55,410 --> 00:20:00,810 sandwiches, and we pretended that we were castaways stranded on some island 380 00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:01,810 the South Pacific. 381 00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:04,150 We called it Donnelly Island. 382 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,730 I'd like to visit it sometime. 383 00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:13,010 Am I making any memories like that for Andrew? Yes. 384 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,320 from now. What is he going to remember? 385 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:16,980 His mommy's office? 386 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,680 His mommy's blueprints? 387 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,720 Where's Andy's Donnelly Island? 388 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,120 He has one, Elise. 389 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:30,640 I like to think of it as Keaton Island. 390 00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,360 But he does have one. 391 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:40,100 You see, it's his childhood, Elise, not yours. 392 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:46,380 And he will have his own memories, and they'll be beautiful ones, of a brother 393 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:52,560 and sisters and friends, of his dad, and of his very loving mother. 394 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:58,720 A woman who was happy and satisfied at work, and who brought that happiness 395 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,720 to her children. 396 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:01,580 I hope so. 397 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,500 We've been lucky with our children, haven't we? 398 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,640 They've brought us so much. 399 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,320 They have. 400 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,400 Want to have another one? 401 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:15,460 Not just yet. 402 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,940 It's like just practice sometimes. 403 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,360 Well, I think I could probably fit you in right here between 11 o 'clock and 11 404 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,360 o 'clock. 405 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,230 There's more family ties coming up in less than 30 seconds. 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