1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:09,300 What would we do, baby, without us? 2 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:16,920 And there 3 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:20,700 ain't no nothing we can't love each other through. 4 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:26,280 What would we do, baby, without us? 5 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,420 Sha -la -la -la. 6 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:37,160 And then Mr. Reagan said... Oh, look, 7 00:00:37,260 --> 00:00:38,260 Mommy. 8 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:45,180 It's Secretary... It's Secretary of State George Shultz. 9 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:50,960 Boy, Andrew, this I Love Republicans pop -up book was the best purchase I ever 10 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:51,960 made. 11 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,800 Make Nancy wave again. 12 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,080 Hi. 13 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:01,410 Thanks for carrying my books home, Simon. 14 00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:04,250 I'd carry these books to the ends of the earth for you, my dear. 15 00:01:04,610 --> 00:01:05,970 The counter will be fine. 16 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:11,030 Jennifer, I've been... Who's the guy? 17 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:14,210 That's my brother. 18 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:16,270 Hi. 19 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:20,070 Simon, it was really nice of you to carry my books home and all, but I 20 00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:21,250 think you should be going now. 21 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:24,490 Jennifer, I've been in love with you ever since I spotted you across a 22 00:01:24,490 --> 00:01:26,810 auditorium during that school bus safety assembly. 23 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,290 Yes, that was a powerful moment. 24 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,550 Tell me you love me. 25 00:01:32,930 --> 00:01:34,590 Yeah, I can't take this. 26 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:39,470 We can't keep going on like this. I mean, you're just not my type. 27 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:41,370 It's because I'm a nerd, isn't it? 28 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:46,730 Yes. 29 00:01:48,770 --> 00:01:50,090 Maybe this will change your mind. 30 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:52,110 Diamonds. 31 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:54,710 Go for it. 32 00:01:58,510 --> 00:01:59,850 Simon, you shouldn't have done that. 33 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:01,770 No, no, it's okay. My mother went with them. 34 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:05,450 Simon, forget it. 35 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,190 Will you go with me to the sophomore dance? 36 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,530 Simon, I said no, all right? 37 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:14,650 I'm not leaving until you give me at least a maybe. Okay, maybe. 38 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:15,930 Really? No! 39 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:18,330 Please, 40 00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:19,890 don't make me beg. 41 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,490 All right, maybe. 42 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,020 Boy, Simon, this is about as much fun as a bloodletting. 43 00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:30,020 I'm one step closer to paradise. 44 00:02:32,580 --> 00:02:33,620 Until later, my love. 45 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:42,440 Geez, Jen, you know, you really shouldn't lead the guy on like that. 46 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,600 Come on, give him a break. Yeah, go to the dance with him. 47 00:02:46,940 --> 00:02:48,040 Alex, he's a nerd. 48 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:50,320 It's true, but he's a nerd bearing gifts. 49 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:57,260 Who's that guy I saw skipping across the front lawn? Oh, that was Simon. A young 50 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,040 gentleman suitor that I think Jennifer should consider going out with. 51 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:01,700 Alex, he's a nerd. 52 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:04,580 He gave her diamond earrings. 53 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,300 He did have a certain charm. 54 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:13,400 I can't believe the social pressures in high school. I mean, it's not enough 55 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,520 just to be smart anymore. 56 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:19,060 Now you have to worry about what you wear, who you hang out with, who you 57 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:21,040 That's what I loved about high school. 58 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,080 Your outward appearance is everything. 59 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:29,400 Boy, the streets are getting dangerous. We almost got plowed down by this kid 60 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,060 skipping down the middle of the street. 61 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,400 Oh, that's Simon. 62 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:34,920 Yeah, it's Jennifer's new boyfriend. 63 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:39,720 He is not my boyfriend. I don't even like him. He likes Jen. 64 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:41,180 He offered her diamond earrings. 65 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:44,620 Boy, things have sure changed since I was in high school. 66 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:51,280 Actually, there is this boy I kind of like in high school. His name is Roger. 67 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,500 He's a sophomore and a total unmitigated hunk. 68 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,720 Really? Have you talked with him? 69 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:58,900 Actually, he talked to me. 70 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,840 He's going to be at the sophomore dance on Friday night. 71 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,200 Are you going to go? 72 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:06,760 I can't. I'm not a sophomore. 73 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,360 I'll probably have to go to the dumb freshman dance. 74 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:12,740 What's wrong with that? You are a freshman, aren't you? 75 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:15,480 Dad, you can't go to your own class dance. 76 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:16,680 That's so embarrassing. 77 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,740 Oh, of course, I forgot. 78 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,240 Why not? 79 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:25,280 Because it's just not done, that's all. I mean, girls have to aspire to 80 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,020 something bigger than their own class dance. 81 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:30,580 The freshman girls go to the sophomore dance, the sophomores go to the junior 82 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:33,980 dance, the juniors go to the senior dance, and the seniors, well, they hang 83 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:34,980 at the Jack in the Box. 84 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,300 Hi, 85 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,410 Jeff. What's the matter? You look kind of down. 86 00:04:45,510 --> 00:04:49,570 Mallory, the sophomore dance is only two days away, and no one's asked me to go 87 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:51,230 yet. I've got to go. 88 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:52,630 I just have to. 89 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:55,090 Roger's going to be there. 90 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:58,730 He smiled near me today. How close? 91 00:05:00,530 --> 00:05:01,530 Eight lockers away? 92 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:04,130 That's meaningful. 93 00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:08,510 I've got to go, Mel. 94 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,470 Well, look, you could crash it. 95 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:13,630 I'd be too scared to. 96 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:15,150 You could go with Simon. 97 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:19,030 Yeah, but then I'd have to ditch him right when I got there. I just couldn't 98 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:20,490 that. Yeah, I guess not. 99 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:22,350 What? What? Couldn't do what? 100 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:26,790 This is not your area, Alex. Hey, how do you know? 101 00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:32,790 Because it involves feelings, thought, and emotions of a non -monetary nature. 102 00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:35,930 Yeah, you're right. 103 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:40,950 Jen, I know how important this is to you, right? 104 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,980 So I'm going to go upstairs, put my mind to it, and I won't come back until I 105 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:45,980 have an answer. 106 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,280 We're never going to see her again. 107 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,680 What's the problem? 108 00:05:57,860 --> 00:05:59,300 That's how we team problems, right? 109 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,060 You need braces. 110 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,800 Not exactly. 111 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:07,200 You want a phone in your room? 112 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:08,680 No. 113 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:11,050 Need your ears pierced? 114 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:13,430 No. 115 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:15,350 Well, you haven't got any teen problems. 116 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:19,970 Alex, there's this guy at school, Roger. 117 00:06:20,390 --> 00:06:24,290 Whenever I see him in the hallway, I get this kind of light feeling in my 118 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:26,210 stomach. Do you ever get that way? 119 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:29,530 It's kind of an excitement bordering on nausea. 120 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,650 Yeah, yeah, whenever I hear the word tax -free. 121 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:40,809 What happens to me? 122 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:42,210 I get nervous. 123 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,270 I freeze up. I can't even speak. 124 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:50,350 I know the feeling. I'm telling you. If Roger were tax -free, we'd both be 125 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:51,350 deeply in love. 126 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:55,450 But Roger doesn't even know I'm alive. 127 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:58,970 Meanwhile, Simon won't stop bugging me to go to the dance with him. 128 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:04,190 Oh, I like that. Simon, I'm telling you, he compensates for a complete lack 129 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,190 of... 130 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,900 Coordination poisons social grace with expensive gifts. 131 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:09,840 That'll love the guy. 132 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,460 Alex, do you think it's okay to manipulate? 133 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:15,860 Absolutely. 134 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,920 I didn't finish my question yet. 135 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:25,600 Jenny, it doesn't matter. As a general rule, manipulation is a great way to go. 136 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,560 But what if it might hurt a person? 137 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,920 If you do it right, nobody gets hurt. 138 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:33,980 All right, I'll give you an example, okay? 139 00:07:34,890 --> 00:07:35,890 It's Santa Claus. 140 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:38,410 Right? Nice guy, right? 141 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:41,130 Cute. 142 00:07:42,490 --> 00:07:46,650 Now, there he is every Christmas, whipping toys down chimneys. 143 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,090 Every kid's dream. 144 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:52,170 Now, he thinks he's doing it to make all the little boys and girls happy. What 145 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:57,430 he doesn't realize is that he's just a sales rep for 146 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,550 Mattel. 147 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:02,390 I don't get it. 148 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:03,770 Jen, Santa. 149 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,940 is being completely manipulated by the toy companies. 150 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:12,120 But he's, you know, flying around with his reindeer, he's chugging eggnog. 151 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,940 Having a yuletide time of his life. 152 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:19,940 There's only one small flaw in your theory, Alex. 153 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:22,520 Yeah, what's that, Jen? 154 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,160 Santa Claus doesn't exist. 155 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:34,240 You know, I hate... When people say that. 156 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:43,900 I'm sorry, Alex. I thought you knew. 157 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:49,060 That's all right. That's all right. I try to give a little pep talk in favor 158 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,060 manipulation. 159 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:51,660 And I get my feelings crushed. 160 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:55,160 It'll work, Jen. Okay, just trust me. 161 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:14,580 dance with you. 162 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,360 Hello, Simon? 163 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Are you okay? 164 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:26,300 Hey, honey, what do you have? Oh, nothing much. It's a dress. I bought it 165 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,079 friend Jane. 166 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,520 Jennifer, let me see this. 167 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,600 Jennifer, this is not just a dress. This is a Giacomeni original in an 168 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,900 iridescent emerald green cloquet from the Reef Gorge Resort Collection circa 169 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:37,900 1984. 170 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:47,890 Is it humanly possible for you to have all that in your head and nothing else? 171 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:55,090 Jennifer, what is this for? 172 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:58,670 Nothing much. This, that. I'll wear it around the house. 173 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:00,430 Maybe to the sophomore dance. 174 00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:03,750 Oh, you're going. That's great. Who's the lucky boy? 175 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:07,550 Oh, um, no one you know. 176 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,920 Simon? I thought you didn't like Simon. 177 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:25,740 I kind of don't. 178 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,620 Then why are you going with him? 179 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:30,580 Because Alex told me to. 180 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,840 Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Don't blame me. 181 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,500 I'd rather you go with Zorba. 182 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:41,220 All right. I'm going with Simon because I want to go to the sophomore dance, and 183 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:42,480 that's the only way I can get in. 184 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,320 Besides, once I'm there, anything can happen. 185 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,160 I might bump into Roger. 186 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,820 Oh, Jen, I'm really surprised at you. 187 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:12,350 Oh, no? 188 00:11:20,590 --> 00:11:22,530 wanted to say that... Who's the guy? 189 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:28,930 My father. 190 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:31,930 How do you do, Mr. Keaton? It is such a thrill. 191 00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:38,590 What, um... Oh, don't worry about that, sir. It's not what it looks like. 192 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,290 I mean, it is a cake. 193 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,450 It's all I had left of the bakery. 194 00:11:43,610 --> 00:11:44,610 That's a relief. 195 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,690 I always believed that I would meet a girl like you one day. 196 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,100 A girl who saw past what everyone else saw and really liked me. 197 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,060 Really liked the me in me. 198 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,080 Congratulations on being that girl, Jennifer. 199 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,600 It's fine, Mama. Shh, not another word, my sweet. 200 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,940 I just want you to know that if I die at this very moment, I will die happy. 201 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:05,720 Boom! 202 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:12,880 All right, Andrew, you're really coming along with your reading. Very proud of 203 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,880 you. 204 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,400 Thanks, Donald Hill. 205 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,460 Well, let's not get mushy. 206 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:22,900 Okay. What is this word right here? 207 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:24,540 Impeach. 208 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,120 Isn't that sweet? 209 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,560 It really is. 210 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:35,380 You know, sometimes I think we're too harsh on Alex. He's not just a callous, 211 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,720 arch -conservative Republican. 212 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,760 You know, sometimes he can be a warm, loving son and brother. 213 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,300 Okay, now read this one with me, okay? 214 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,400 I am... 215 00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:48,900 Not a crook. 216 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,680 Hey, hey, hey. 217 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:59,080 Whatever happened to books like The Little Engine That Could or The Cat in 218 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:03,260 Hat or The Grinch That Stole Christmas? Dad, this is real reading. 219 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,300 It's not those other books. 220 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,500 It's your kids. 221 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,020 Give them nightmares. 222 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:14,280 I mean, what's scarier? The Grinch or a little pop -up Richard Nixon? 223 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:17,910 It's hard to say they look so much alike. 224 00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:24,010 Hi, Simon. 225 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:27,530 Hi. Oh, my, my. 226 00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:30,590 Aren't you dapper? 227 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:31,910 Yeah, it's a rental. 228 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,230 Ajax rent -a -tax. 229 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:36,630 Yeah, how'd you know? 230 00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:38,410 You've got the bill pinned to your back. 231 00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:44,410 You also rented shoes, socks, and glasses. 232 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:48,050 Oh, nothing's too good for your little girl, Mrs. Keaton. Oh, hey, follow me. 233 00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:49,190 Yeah. 234 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:54,190 What? I want everyone to see my latest gift to my beloved Jennifer. 235 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,650 Look up there. What? What is it? 236 00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:58,050 Oh, it's a love message. 237 00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,210 In sky writing. 238 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:03,910 Happy birthday Juanita. 239 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:07,510 I got a deal. 240 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,509 It's lovely. 241 00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:10,449 Muy bueno. 242 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,450 Muy bueno. 243 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,020 You know, Simon, I like your style. 244 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,720 You're really starting to grow on me. 245 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,660 And I'm really worried about it. 246 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,380 Oh. 247 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,680 Jennifer's wearing a Giacometti original and an iridescent emerald green cloquet 248 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:31,940 from the Rive Gauche Resort Collection circa 1984, borrowed from Jane. 249 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,720 Well, 250 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,260 Simon, what do you think? 251 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,220 There, that's better. 252 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,960 Do you want to dance? 253 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,540 No. Why would I want to dance? 254 00:14:58,980 --> 00:14:59,980 Oh, I don't know. 255 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,680 I mean, it is called the sophomore dance. 256 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,500 Not the sophomore stand around. 257 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,920 Oh, hi, Jen. 258 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,060 Hi, Nancy. 259 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,180 Jen, this is Brad Hallahan, my date. 260 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,880 Hi, Brad. Nice to meet you. This is Simon. 261 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,600 What's your last name? 262 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,440 Wickerson. Simon Wickerson. 263 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:22,140 Simon Wickerson? 264 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,600 Don't I know you? 265 00:15:23,870 --> 00:15:25,170 Didn't I beat you up last week? 266 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,110 I don't think so. 267 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:31,430 Oh, but I could pencil you in for next Wednesday if you like. 268 00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,530 You know, are you sure? 269 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,230 I'd never forget a face like that. 270 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,870 Sorry to disappoint you. 271 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,210 All right. Hey, if you're sure. 272 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,430 Yeah, well, see you later, Jen, Simon. 273 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,670 Bye. Then we're on for next Wednesday, right? 274 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:57,599 Let's dance. 275 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:03,720 But you just said... Yeah. 276 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:17,900 Hi. Hi. 277 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200 Do I know you? 278 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,620 I've seen you around. 279 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,340 Hey, who's your date? 280 00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,730 He must have stepped out for a minute. 281 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,510 I'll introduce you when he comes back. Debra. 282 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:36,550 This is your date? 283 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,270 Hey, didn't I beat you up last week? 284 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,270 Yeah, you did as a matter of fact. 285 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,650 Yeah, yeah, I really enjoyed it. 286 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:47,290 Are you free on Wednesday? 287 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,930 No, I'm all booked up on Wednesday. 288 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,690 But perhaps I can fit you in after the holidays. 289 00:16:55,550 --> 00:17:00,040 He's not really my date. I mean, I'm... Available if you'd like to dance or 290 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,400 something. What makes you think I'd want to dance with you? 291 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:06,380 Come on, Roger. What are you doing hanging around these dorks? 292 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,420 Dorks? Hey, wait a minute. There's only one dork here. That's me. 293 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,880 This is Jennifer Keaton. She is once, twice, three times the lady. 294 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,800 Wait a minute. Didn't I beat you up last week? 295 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:24,200 You did, as a matter of fact. 296 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,140 You know, you two could get the group rate if you wanted. 297 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,060 Roger, let's dance. 298 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:37,620 I don't get it, Jennifer. Why did you say that? Why did you say I wasn't your 299 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,579 date? 300 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:42,120 Simon, I only came here with you so I could get into the sophomore dance. 301 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,320 You mean you just used me for my sophomore -ness? 302 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,500 I thought you were different than all the others, Jennifer. I thought you were 303 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,800 smarter. Well, you're not. 304 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,020 Boy, will you be sorry when I grow into my looks. 305 00:17:59,399 --> 00:18:01,420 Okay, big fella. It's time to go to sleep. 306 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,100 I don't want to go to sleep. 307 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,720 Everybody in the White House is going to sleep. 308 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,100 Oh, no, they're not. 309 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,980 It's way past your bedtime, Andy. It's awfully late. 310 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,900 I know. I stayed awake long as President Reagan. 311 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,300 Well, that's no great feat. 312 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,110 Get upstairs and read you something normal. 313 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:29,490 I've got just the thing. 314 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:32,870 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not reading to him from the Bloomingdale's 315 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:33,870 catalog again. 316 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:39,130 If anybody wants me, I'll be upstairs trying to piece together the shattered 317 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,230 fragments of my tragic high school existence. 318 00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:43,970 What happened? 319 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,070 It was a complete disaster, Dad. 320 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:51,310 Simon found out that I only went with him to the sophomore dance to meet up 321 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,310 Roger. 322 00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:53,870 And to top that off... 323 00:18:54,639 --> 00:18:56,100 Roger was horrible to me. 324 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,420 He was mean. He was rude. 325 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:03,020 He treated me like... Like you treated Simon. 326 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,320 I hate to say this when you're already hurting, honey, but what you did wasn't 327 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,200 right. I think you know that. 328 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,140 I don't know what happened. 329 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:18,740 Somehow, Simon's feelings didn't seem important. 330 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,820 It was almost like I didn't think he had feelings. 331 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:24,780 He really cares about you, honey. 332 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,380 I know. 333 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,580 I don't know how I didn't see that. 334 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,460 It was hard to miss. 335 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,680 The skywriting was a sure tip -off. 336 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,000 I feel so terrible. 337 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:42,640 I mean, even after I was mean to Simon, he stood up for me. 338 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:46,040 I don't think I can ever look him in the eye again. 339 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,680 Did you at least have a chance to apologize to him? 340 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,860 I tried, but he ran off so fast I couldn't catch him. 341 00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:54,550 Oh, well, honey, now is your chance. 342 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:56,770 You want to talk later. 343 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,690 We'll be upstairs. 344 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,290 Hi, 345 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:07,330 Jen. Hi, Simon. Come on in. 346 00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,330 I don't have long. 347 00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,770 The tux has to be back by midnight. 348 00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:13,790 It's only rented for three hours. 349 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:17,830 I looked all over for you. 350 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,450 Where'd you go? 351 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,390 I went across to the freshman dance. 352 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:22,830 There's no one there. 353 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,170 Do I dance with Miss Polnicki, the school nutritionist? 354 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,830 Look, Simon, I'm really sorry what happened tonight. 355 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,050 I shouldn't have done what I did. 356 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,450 It was mean. 357 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,670 But believe me, I got a big dose of mean right back. 358 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,670 Could you ever forgive me? 359 00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:44,130 Yes. 360 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,330 Really? 361 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,830 Yes. I forgive you. 362 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,130 I see you for what you are. 363 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,180 Not what you were at the dance, but what you are right now. 364 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,640 You know why? 365 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:57,120 Because I am highly evolved. 366 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:04,300 So then we can start over, right? I mean, just as friends. 367 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,520 It would be a lot cheaper. 368 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:11,820 See, I had a great time tonight. I got to be seen at the dance with you. It did 369 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,020 a world of good for my prestige. 370 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,720 And it was a real honor for me. 371 00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:19,740 Believe me, Simon. 372 00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:21,470 The honor was all mine. 373 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,350 Hey, how'd you like an ankle bracelet? 374 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:29,430 It's my mom's, but I think I can get off her leg. 375 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:32,490 She's a heavy sleeper. 376 00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:03,710 Sit, Ubu, sit. 377 00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:05,150 Good dog.