1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:02,330 Did something go wrong at the psychology session? 2 00:00:02,630 --> 00:00:06,830 I go to see this girl, this Lauren Miller girl, right? The one that's 3 00:00:06,830 --> 00:00:08,430 the experiment on overachievers. 4 00:00:08,930 --> 00:00:10,150 Anyway, things started out fine. 5 00:00:10,550 --> 00:00:14,590 I said hello, you know, exchanged a few pleasantries. The next thing I know, we 6 00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:16,329 get into this huge argument about money. 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,770 Yeah, in other words, the same thing that happens when you meet anybody. 8 00:00:21,890 --> 00:00:25,030 Nobody has irritated me this much, this fast since the first time I met Alan. 9 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,700 I know what you're thinking. 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,820 You're thinking I'm falling for this girl. There's no way. That's not true. 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,020 You actively dating? 12 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,680 That's an area of my life that's in a holding pattern. 13 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:42,120 I wish I could be as analytical about love as you overachievers, but I guess 14 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,940 could say that I'm in the hopeless romantic category. 15 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,900 What would we do, baby, without us? 16 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:05,880 And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through. 17 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:11,440 What would we do, baby, without us? 18 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:13,700 Sha -la -la -la. 19 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,980 You know, I had a terrific time talking to your family the other day. They 20 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:20,220 really seem to love you a lot. 21 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,100 You sure it was my family you were talking to? 22 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,660 They gave me a lot of great information. 23 00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:27,390 And they told me about Ellen. 24 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:30,550 Oh, yeah. 25 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:33,090 Do you mind discussing her? 26 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:37,470 Because if you'd rather not... No, no, no. No problem. No, I'd love to talk 27 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:38,470 about Ellen. 28 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:40,970 What do you want to know? 29 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:45,990 Well, psychologically speaking, it's interesting that you used to be in a 30 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,430 relationship with a girl like Ellen. 31 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:52,190 I mean, considering that most overachievers look for other 32 00:01:52,190 --> 00:01:53,190 out with. 33 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:54,850 I mean... 34 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,460 She was an artist, wasn't she? 35 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:57,820 Yeah, an artist. 36 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,680 Dancer, a poet. 37 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:01,940 We were complete opposites. 38 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,100 Why did you break up? 39 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,620 Oh, she got a dance scholarship in Paris. 40 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:09,919 Do you miss her? 41 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,280 Sure. 42 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:18,320 Yeah. I miss her in the way that you'd miss a close friend, you know? 43 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,820 I mean, Ellen taught me a lot. 44 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:22,960 She taught me how to appreciate art. 45 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,520 At least, not to laugh at it so much. 46 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:36,720 He taught me how to come out of my emotional shell, you know? Be more 47 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,500 more open, more caring. 48 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:42,720 Made me a better person. 49 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,420 Alex, what you just said was really beautiful. 50 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:50,400 I mean, it was almost poetic. 51 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,780 Well, that hardly seems possible. 52 00:02:53,830 --> 00:02:54,830 Nothing rhymed. 53 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:04,070 It just doesn't add up. I mean, on the surface, you're this business -oriented, 54 00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:05,710 money -minded, conservative guy. 55 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:09,990 Yet you fall for a girl like Ellen and express those kind of feelings. 56 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:13,550 You're definitely the most complex overachiever I know. 57 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:15,650 How many of us do you know? 58 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:18,490 Well, I've interviewed 12 people so far. 59 00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:22,150 And I was going out with this guy who... 60 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:24,370 That I only qualified as an overachiever. 61 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,950 You and an overachiever? 62 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:29,510 That seems biologically impossible. 63 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:34,290 He was a graduate student in business management. 64 00:03:34,950 --> 00:03:35,950 And you let him go? 65 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:42,510 I got a job offer from a big investment firm on Wall Street. 66 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:45,710 His own office and $50 ,000 a year to start. 67 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:47,450 What was that? 68 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,750 Well, you can't really blame the guy. 69 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:56,550 I don't blame him. 70 00:03:57,350 --> 00:04:01,190 It was mutual. I got tired of interpreting his dreams. 71 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:04,410 They were always about BMWs. 72 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:09,490 So, you haven't seen anybody since then? 73 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:14,290 Alex, how come you're the one that always ends up asking me the questions? 74 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:16,510 I'll share my hundred bucks with you. 75 00:04:16,730 --> 00:04:17,730 Seventy -five. 76 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:21,459 Don't be so hung up on money. 77 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,540 No, I haven't seen anybody since then. 78 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:28,180 I guess you could say I've been kind of wary about getting involved. 79 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:29,880 Right. 80 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,340 Have you seen anybody since Ellen? 81 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,120 No. 82 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,440 I guess you could say I've been pretty wary of myself. 83 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:39,820 I guess it's best that way. That way nobody gets hurt. Exactly. 84 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,640 Although sometimes if you take the chance of getting hurt, 85 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 You could be surprised. 86 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,280 That's true. 87 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:59,760 Look, Alex, I got some research I want you to comment on. What? 88 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:07,160 I mean, I had some research I wanted you to comment on. I got it. No, no, I got 89 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,900 it. No, you didn't get it. I didn't. 90 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:22,580 Lauren, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to kiss you. I was helping 91 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:24,000 with the papers and your lips got in the way. 92 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,500 It's okay. This is really interesting stuff. You'll probably be able to put it 93 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,500 down. 94 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,060 Alex, I gotta go. Lauren, wait a minute. 95 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,240 Look, we were just getting good at that. 96 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,350 still must be at school. 97 00:05:52,190 --> 00:05:55,550 High school's going to be a lot rougher than I thought. This algebra course is a 98 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:59,330 killer. Well, maybe we can help you, Jen. I think I better wait for Alex. 99 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:04,490 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're sitting here with two college graduates. 100 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,270 I'm sure we can handle it, right, Elise? 101 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:08,130 I think we should wait for Alex. 102 00:06:09,590 --> 00:06:10,950 Go ahead. I'm listening. 103 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:12,730 There are two trains. 104 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:16,970 If the first train's destination is a thousand miles away and it travels at a 105 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:21,760 speed of 120 miles an hour for two hours, At what point will it pass a 106 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:26,460 coming from 700 miles away in the opposite direction traveling 90 miles an 107 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:29,240 making stops of 18, 12, and 10 minutes? 108 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,940 There are two trains, right? 109 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,980 I'll send Alex up when he gets home. Thanks. 110 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:41,820 Hey. 111 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,200 Alex, when you have a chance, Jen could use some help on an algebra problem? 112 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:47,100 Yeah, I'll go up in a minute. Can I talk to you guys? 113 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:48,420 Sure, what's up? 114 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:53,010 I did something incredible today, something I told myself I'd never do. 115 00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:55,570 You helped a Democrat cross the street? 116 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:57,870 Of course. 117 00:06:58,770 --> 00:07:01,750 You see, it happened during one of my research sessions with Lauren. 118 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:08,390 We were talking, you know, this, that, you know. And anyway, 119 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:13,550 one thing and another, you know. Well, what happened after you kissed her? 120 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:18,970 I fumbled out a little apology. I mean, it was a little kiss. 121 00:07:19,450 --> 00:07:20,450 It was a little nothing. 122 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,590 And then she kissed me. 123 00:07:23,090 --> 00:07:24,090 A big one. 124 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:27,130 She really tore the ligaments in my neck. 125 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:31,030 Alex, does Lauren know how you feel about her? 126 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:33,230 I don't know how I feel about her. 127 00:07:33,610 --> 00:07:36,630 I mean, on one hand, I can't stop thinking about her. 128 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,730 And on the other hand, I'm just not ready for this kind of relationship 129 00:07:40,730 --> 00:07:41,730 now. 130 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:44,610 Hey, what's going on? 131 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:47,550 Oh, we're having a private discussion, you know. 132 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:48,960 Great, what's it about? 133 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:53,100 Private, meaning I'd rather not discuss it with you. 134 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,480 Alex, why won't you share some of your emotional life with me? 135 00:07:56,820 --> 00:07:58,420 After all, it's so little of it to go around. 136 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:04,860 Because, Mel, whenever I tell you something personal, it's instantly 137 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:09,040 up to some big gossip satellite in the sky, and it's beamed back down into the 138 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,300 otherwise empty heads of your rumor -mongering friends. 139 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,140 Alex, I won't tell a soul, I promise. 140 00:08:17,770 --> 00:08:21,830 There's an outside possibility that I may have developed something other than 141 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,450 professional relationship with Lauren. 142 00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:25,930 Oh, I've already spread that gossip. 143 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:28,230 How did you know? 144 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:32,330 Because you always wear that blue sweater when you want to impress a girl. 145 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:33,909 one with the monogrammed APK on it. 146 00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:37,850 It's totally wrong for you, by the way. Makes you look like a big blue bath 147 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:38,850 towel. 148 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:41,690 That's the look I was going for. 149 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:44,350 Congratulations. 150 00:08:45,470 --> 00:08:49,090 Anyway, this whole thing is complicated by the fact that Lauren has already been 151 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:50,810 through a bad experience with another guy. 152 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:54,750 Well, then that's perfectly understandable behavior coming off a 153 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:58,730 Alex, I think you should tell her how you feel. Be as open and honest as you 154 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:02,090 can. She's a psychology major. You can see why I do that. 155 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:05,930 We were just talking. 156 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:10,370 One thing led to another, and then he kissed me. 157 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:19,140 going to tell him how I feel about him. I don't even know how I feel about him. 158 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,780 All right, here he is. 159 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,040 I want everything to be completely businesslike. 160 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,840 Maybe you should go. 161 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,040 Hello? 162 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:40,420 Hello? 163 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,720 Come in. 164 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,280 We've got a lot of ground to cover today. Why don't we get started? 165 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,480 Fine, fine. I'm ready to work. 166 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,480 That's why I'm here. 167 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,680 Good. 168 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:54,820 Okay, last time we discussed your childhood and your scholastic career. 169 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,840 Today I'd like to discuss your future. 170 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,960 How do you picture your life ten years from now? 171 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:04,920 Well, I'll probably be a partner in a major New York banking firm, making a 172 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,060 quarter of a million dollars a year. 173 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:13,120 I'll have a condo in Manhattan, beach house in Long Island, house in between. 174 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:20,510 And a huge electrical fence to keep poor relatives out. 175 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:27,050 How about you out of use for yourself ten years from now? 176 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:28,910 Alex, this is how we get into trouble. 177 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:31,850 You start asking questions, you throw me off track. 178 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,450 The next thing you know, we're on the floor and you're kissing me. 179 00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:38,790 While we're on this topic, let me just say that while I was kissing you, you 180 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:42,430 were kissing me. What happened at our last session was a very natural thing. 181 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,660 We were opening up emotionally to each other. Things got a little out of hand. 182 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,620 It happens all the time. 183 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:53,640 Lauren, if that happens all the time, you're going to be the most popular 184 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,680 psychologist in Ohio. 185 00:10:57,060 --> 00:11:01,360 It's a very simple psychological phenomenon known as emotional 186 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:04,440 It's well documented in the literature. I'll show you. 187 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,740 Try looking under kiss. 188 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,960 Transference. 189 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:15,260 The psychological carryover of learned emotional responses from one behavioral 190 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,420 situation to another. 191 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,660 The kiss. 192 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:25,220 I would just like it noted, for the record, that we were kissing each other. 193 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,640 It's duly noted. 194 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,760 Thank you, Miss Miller. You're welcome, Mr. Kiss. 195 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:36,920 Well, now that we've gotten that cleared up, may we please continue? 196 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,320 Yes, ma 'am. 197 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:46,090 Okay, so far you've got a quarter million dollars and a huge fence. 198 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:48,830 Very full life. 199 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:51,870 Are you married? 200 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:53,710 Definitely, definitely. 201 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,030 And what's your wife like? 202 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:59,230 She's a warm, wonderful, caring woman. 203 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:01,610 She looks great in an evening gown. 204 00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:07,530 She understands my needs. You know, my priorities are her priorities. 205 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,720 Where are you planning to meet her? At dog obedience school? 206 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:17,060 I can just imagine what your husband is going to be like. 207 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,740 And what's that supposed to mean? 208 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,340 Why, you probably have him strapped to a polygraph machine. 209 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:26,120 Makes sure all his feelings, all his emotions are real. 210 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:27,739 That's right. 211 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:31,140 I'd like to be with a man who's not afraid to express his feelings. What's 212 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,139 with that? 213 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:33,139 Absolutely nothing. 214 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:34,880 Why don't we give Phil Donahue a call? 215 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,160 Well, let's just hope for your sake. 216 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,510 that in ten years, Pat Nixon is available. 217 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:43,730 Oh, now you're making fun of Pat Nixon. 218 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:45,950 Is nothing sacred to you? 219 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:51,350 You know, I hope you can make that fence of yours real tall, Alex, because I 220 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:53,530 wouldn't want you to see any part of the real world by mistake. 221 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:58,130 You're telling me about the real world. A girl who holds up in a psych lab, 222 00:12:58,290 --> 00:13:02,190 behind all her books and her reports, judging other people. Oh, good. 223 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,750 Things are finally getting out in the open here. 224 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:09,030 Yeah, one more thing. You know, I came here today thinking that maybe, By some 225 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:11,310 incredible chance, we might have something together. 226 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:12,850 What was I wrong? 227 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:16,530 You know, for your information, I was wondering the same thing. You know, I 228 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:17,529 thought you were different. 229 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,710 I must have been crazy. You're just like all the others. 230 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:23,350 All right, okay, here we are. Back to the first day. The big generalizations. 231 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,010 All of us overachievers are the same. 232 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,370 Well, aren't you? Look, every response is identical. 233 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,510 I want a quarter of a million dollars. 234 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,470 I want a beach house. I want a fence to keep my relatives out. 235 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:36,710 You know, the biggest... distinction is whether to get the Jaguar in black, red, 236 00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:37,890 or racing green. 237 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,070 They come in racing green? 238 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:47,490 You know, I'll tell you this much. 239 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:52,210 The guy I fall for isn't going to plan his life out according to some graph. 240 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,990 And his wife isn't going to be a walking Barbie doll. 241 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:59,590 He's going to be overwhelmed with passion, devastated by emotion, and 242 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,230 by the intensity of his love. 243 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:02,670 And I was overwhelmed. 244 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,610 and devastated and exhausted. 245 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:08,370 I just freshened up before I came over here. 246 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,190 I don't know why I bothered. 247 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:14,510 You know, I really don't see any point in going on with these things. No, 248 00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:16,650 great. Why don't you just send the check to my house? Of course. 249 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:18,390 You'll get your precious check. 250 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:21,210 Hey, Chester, don't ever evolve. 251 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:22,790 It's not worth it. 252 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:26,930 All right. 253 00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:28,730 Hey. 254 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:31,190 Hey, where's everybody going? 255 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,970 Oh, we're taking Andy to see Snow White. 256 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:34,510 Snow White. 257 00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:36,190 That was a gal. 258 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,370 What's the matter with you, Alex? You don't look too great. 259 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:45,850 Things didn't work out between me and Lauren. 260 00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:47,930 Alex, I'm so sorry. 261 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,010 You must have worn the blue sweater. 262 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,490 I appreciate your concern, Mel. 263 00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,130 This isn't a fashion issue. 264 00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,810 You want to go to the movie with us, Alex? 265 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:01,630 The popcorn's on me. 266 00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,070 Come on along, Alex. 267 00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,210 Indulge your Snow White fantasy. 268 00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:09,230 Yeah, Alex, you can pretend to be the eighth dwarf. 269 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:10,530 Greedy. 270 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:16,010 Thanks anyway, guys. I'm not really in the mood for a fairy tale right now. 271 00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:18,890 Anyway, they're replaying President Reagan's news conference from this 272 00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:21,710 afternoon. I thought you said you weren't in the mood for a fairy tale. 273 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:24,190 Ah, just kidding. 274 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,490 Okay, we'll see you later. Bye. 275 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:28,210 Mom. 276 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:30,290 I say you're going. 277 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:33,610 Well, to tell you the truth, I'm a little fed up with Snow White. 278 00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:35,990 I mean, she's just so passive. 279 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:40,770 You know, lying around waiting for some prince to come and give her a kiss. 280 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:43,850 What kind of role model is that for women today? 281 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:48,050 I mean, she should go to school, get a degree, start a business, and hire a 282 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,050 prince. 283 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,770 Then she could kiss him whenever she wants. 284 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,470 Hell down. 285 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,670 I can't imagine what's going to happen when they re -release Bambi. 286 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,050 I'm all right. I'm fine. 287 00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:03,910 How are you doing? 288 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:06,850 What do you mean about Warren? 289 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:11,170 I don't know. 290 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:13,490 I figured it was meant to be. 291 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:15,910 It would have happened by now. 292 00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:20,010 I've known you a long time now. 293 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,710 That doesn't mean I fully understand you. 294 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,390 Doesn't mean I even have a clue. 295 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:29,840 But I do know one thing. You are not the kind of person who sits around and 296 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,760 mopes and casually takes defeat. 297 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:37,540 I'm trying to look at it philosophically, you know? 298 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,700 I mean, it's part of growing up. 299 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,540 It's part of the maturing process. 300 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,220 You really seem to have a passion for this girl, Lauren. 301 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,000 If I were you, I'd get the hell over there. 302 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,600 Thanks, Mom. 303 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,440 Tell Lauren your mommy sent you. 304 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,119 Alex. Hi. 305 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,260 Hi. You busy? 306 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,180 No, come on in. 307 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,079 Thanks. 308 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,000 This is the surprise. 309 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,349 Yeah, well, my mommy... 310 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:35,010 So, 311 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:38,170 this is your place, huh? 312 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:39,650 Yeah. 313 00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:40,930 Nice. 314 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:42,990 It's very nice. 315 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:44,610 Thank you. 316 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:49,850 Look, Lauren, I don't want to take up too much of your time, okay? I just came 317 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:51,510 over to say something, and I'm going to say it. 318 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,170 What is it, Alex? 319 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,500 Lauren... Yes, Alex? 320 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,800 Do you have the correct address to send my check to? 321 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,920 Yeah, I've got your check. 322 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,400 Well, 323 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,380 thanks. 324 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,960 You get that? 325 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:13,980 That's it? 326 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,600 Yeah, I guess so. 327 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,700 I mean, I got what it came for, so... Yeah. 328 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,680 Well, I'll see you. 329 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,440 Yeah. 330 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,940 Yeah, I'll see you. 331 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,180 Look, Lauren, this check is not what I came here for. 332 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,140 What's the matter? You wanted cash? 333 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,380 No, look, I was just thinking about what you said to me, about how I plot out 334 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:48,420 every aspect of my life and the way all I think about is money. 335 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,120 Alex, I was upset when I said that. 336 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,700 No, no, you were right. 337 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,720 See, after Ellen and I broke up, I just told myself I wasn't going to get 338 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,000 involved in any other relationships. 339 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:06,680 And I'd just concentrate on school and on career and on making money. And I 340 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,680 thought I'd be happy. 341 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,980 And then I met you. 342 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,840 And those things just don't seem like enough anymore. 343 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:19,980 They don't? I mean, don't get me wrong. I mean, I love money. 344 00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:25,590 But you can't come home at night and cuddle up with money. 345 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:30,810 You know, you can't sit down and pour your feelings out to money. 346 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:34,690 Can't take a romantic moonlight walk in the beach with money. 347 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:37,590 God knows I've tried. 348 00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:41,350 Alex, what are you saying? 349 00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:46,610 Lauren, you know how you have an image of yourself in your mind? 350 00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:51,930 You know, and that image is of being the best, you know, being the cleverest, 351 00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:53,670 the happiest person that you can be. 352 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:54,950 Uh -huh. 353 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:58,170 Well, I just feel like when I'm with you, I can be that person. 354 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:00,530 I make you feel that way? 355 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,990 Well, I can't stop thinking about you. 356 00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:06,030 I want to be with you. 357 00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:07,710 I want to hold you. 358 00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:12,650 I want to open a joint bank account with you. 359 00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:21,520 I can't believe it. 360 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,080 It's true. 361 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:25,920 Lauren, I think I'm falling in love with you. 362 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:29,820 Well, that I can believe. It's the part about the joint bank account. 363 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,140 Alex, you know when you said that I was hiding in my psych lab just making 364 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,140 judgments on people? 365 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,680 You were right. 366 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,860 I have been hiding because I was scared of getting hurt. 367 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,780 And since you started coming in, I felt incredibly alive. 368 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:50,160 Also annoyed, bothered, and frustrated, but mostly alive. 369 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,440 Alive is good. 370 00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:55,080 Those are good signs. 371 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,360 But, Alex, you know, maybe we shouldn't go so fast, though. 372 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:03,920 You know, we should probably discuss and try to place in some perspective our... 373 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,420 What bank do you want to start the account in? 374 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,410 I've always been partial to First Federal. 375 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:24,130 I was hoping you didn't come by here just to pick up your jacket. 376 00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:27,030 Jacket? 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