1 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:05,204 JAMESON: I have no comment. 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:07,940 Now, I'm happy to talk about marriage and equality. 3 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:11,076 I'm happy to talk about tax incentives for small businesses. 4 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:15,214 But I refuse to talk about these baseless allegations. 5 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,616 Yes. According to my anonymous source, 6 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,085 Congressman Jameson had an extra-marital affair 7 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:23,922 with a 26-year-old campaign staffer, Caitlin Coyne. 8 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:26,058 He, of course, denies the affair. 9 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,827 We'll see how this evolves when I sit down for an exclusive live interview 10 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,796 tomorrow night with the alleged mistress. 11 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,131 (GUNSHOT) 12 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:35,000 Taxi for two boys! 13 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,536 (SIGHS) 14 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,204 Whoa, what is going on? 15 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:43,375 The boys have "guess- what-I-am" presentation in science class today. 16 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,044 Guess when I found out? 17 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:46,145 Today. 18 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,212 A tumor? 19 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,914 Octopus. 20 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,449 Mmm. 21 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:53,552 Well... 22 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,188 -Not even gonna guess. -Hedgehog. 23 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,956 -Huh... -I know. 24 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:01,894 Mom fail. They're gonna repossess my PTA card. 25 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:05,931 Uh, okay. So this might not be the best time to ask you this, but... 26 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,800 No. No, no, no. It's my day off, 27 00:01:07,802 --> 00:01:10,869 and I have a spa Groupon that expires today. 28 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,204 All right. But this is a big one. 29 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,306 This is the Jameson scandal. 30 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:18,143 Does anyone even consider a politician cheating on his wife a scandal anymore? 31 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,611 -No. -Where's the water bottles? 32 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,180 -Affair hasn't even been confirmed. -Oh. 33 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,315 Did you run that spin in cheaty husband camp? 34 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:26,819 Jameson himself was down at 1 Police Plaza this morning, 35 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:28,887 says he didn't do it. 36 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:31,690 Oh! Guy says he didn't cheat and you believe him. Who are you? Me? 37 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,560 The commissioner thinks this might be a setup for extortion. 38 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:37,763 Campaign is in our precinct so we caught the case. 39 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:40,432 Now, I need you to follow the staffer. 40 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,769 Ah. Two words. "Spa" and "day." 41 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,004 Laura. You are my best detective. 42 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,373 You've got skills that I just don't have. 43 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,842 -Oh, please. -Okay, fine. 44 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:52,244 You can follow her into the bathroom. I can't. 45 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,546 You know who else has that super special ability 46 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:57,015 to follow a woman into a bathroom? 47 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,350 Any woman. 48 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,185 Even Meredith qualifies. 49 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:03,422 Nicholas, where is the sight word test? I know that I signed it. 50 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,190 NICHOLAS AND HARRISON: The hamster ate it. 51 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:07,693 LAURA: The hamster died six weeks ago, thanks for noticing. 52 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:10,262 -I will take care of the boys. -(SIGHS) 53 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,798 Look, I need you on this one. 54 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,700 You're my best detective. 55 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,268 You say that like it's a good thing. 56 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:42,828 (REPORTERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 57 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,099 Hello, Caitlin. 58 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:48,400 -FEMALE REPORTER: Caitlin! -MALE REPORTER: Tell us what's going on? 59 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,035 MALE REPORTER 2: Caitlin, over here! 60 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,437 (TIRES SCREECHING) 61 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,306 MALE REPORTER 3: We're live! We're live, right now! 62 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:56,341 C'mon, Caitlin! 63 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:20,732 Gonna get stuck on a train with wall-to-wall paparazzi. 64 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:21,934 Dumb move, Caitlin. 65 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,043 Unless... 66 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,426 Oh, yes, you did. 67 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,428 Not so dumb after all. 68 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,976 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 69 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,854 -MAN: This is it! -Welcome to The Hunger Games. 70 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,593 (CUSTOMERS CHATTING INDISTINCTLY) 71 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,144 -This is my rack. -Oh, which piece? 72 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:40,979 All of it. 73 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,914 -You can't do that. -Yes, I can. 74 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,417 One, two, three. Called it. 75 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:47,986 This woman's hoarding! 76 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,122 Wait, no, no, no, wait. No, this is my rack. 77 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,990 No, wait. Hold it. 78 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,892 Whoa. Hey, whoa, back off. 79 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,428 Oh, my gosh. Okay. Man down. 80 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,729 (WOMEN EXCLAIMING) 81 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,434 I called it. 82 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,369 Nice get. 83 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,071 Eh, you take it. 84 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,973 I love the color, but, 85 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,274 I haven't done the spaghetti straps since 86 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,909 my wardrobe malfunction at prom. 87 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:13,445 Think it will go with my cape? 88 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,048 -I think it's a nightgown. -I know it's a nightgown. 89 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:18,717 -(CHUCKLES) Sorry, I'm being too... -Honest? 90 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:22,087 No, I love it. It doesn't happen too often. 91 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,356 And especially at a sample sale. 92 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,824 Yeah. 93 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,726 Honesty hasn't been my strong suit lately. 94 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:30,829 But at some point, 95 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,431 (SIGHS) 96 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,399 I gotta face the music. 97 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,800 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 98 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:16,174 -JAKE: What do you got? -New skirt, 60% off. 99 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,442 I also just had a moment with her. 100 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,578 She seemed nice, not very Paula Jones-y. 101 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,280 Doesn't mean she's not. 102 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,883 LAURA: Wait. She's been standing there too long. 103 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,184 This might be a meet-up. 104 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,102 (SILENCED GUNSHOT) 105 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:47,706 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 106 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,308 Someone call an ambulance! 107 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:52,978 (INAUDIBLE) 108 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,646 Hold on! Caitlin? 109 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,082 Stay with me. 110 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,383 MAN: Guys, get back! 111 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,796 LAURA: She looked nervous. 112 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:14,199 I don't think she had any idea that her life was in danger. 113 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,967 I was right there. 114 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,736 I mean, right there. 115 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,304 Wasn't your fault, all right? 116 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,106 Detective, Detective, hi. 117 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,809 Hey, so, Caitlin Coyne, died in your arms. Can I ask you some questions? 118 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,544 No, but you can answer one. 119 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,245 Who was your source on the Jameson story? 120 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,615 You think I'm gonna give up a confidential source? 121 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,417 When it can be a murder suspect, hell, yeah. 122 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:34,119 You ever heard of obstruction of justice? 123 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,054 Hell yeah. You ever heard of the journalist's shield law? 124 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,389 Start talking or move on. 125 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,929 There was a single shot to the chest fired at close range. 126 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,764 They probably used a silencer. 127 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,600 The tech said they found the shell casing 10 feet from the body. 128 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:52,604 Well, at least the shooter chose the most surveilled spot in all of New York City. 129 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,506 So we just need to get a warrant on every camera 130 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,441 that even thinks about looking in this direction. 131 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:57,876 (CELLPHONE BEEPS) 132 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,011 Got her home address. I'll go check out her place. 133 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:03,048 -I'm gonna go talk to the congressman. -All right. 134 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:11,356 None of this makes any sense. 135 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:12,924 All the rumors, now this? 136 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,160 By this, you mean your mistress being shot dead in Times Square? 137 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,829 -Alleged mistress. -Are you his lawyer? 138 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,131 Any objection to me asking about an alibi? 139 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:23,201 I was at a pancake breakfast at the Children's Initiative all morning. 140 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,704 Maybe you didn't pull the trigger yourself, but call me crazy, 141 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:29,140 it sure does look bad that the one person who could verify the adultery rumors 142 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,276 -winds up dead. -You got this all wrong. 143 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,912 Caitlin was the one person who could have cleared my name. 144 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,748 Well, now she can't. She's conveniently in the morgue. 145 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,417 I didn't have an affair. There's no way. 146 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,486 We're not judging your behavior, Congressman. 147 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,388 Captain, I'm telling you... 148 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,991 There is no physical way. 149 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:48,293 Oh. 150 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:50,962 Equipment... 151 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,366 Problems. 152 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,301 Well, I hope you'll forgive the intrusion 153 00:08:56,303 --> 00:09:00,038 -but even that is gonna need verification. -You'll get it. 154 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,207 My doctor can send my records. 155 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:05,377 But please be discreet. This could end my career. 156 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,412 If it's not ended already. 157 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,848 If the affair was a lie, then why was Caitlin named as the other woman? 158 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:14,219 I don't know. But I can't believe Caitlin had anything to do with it. 159 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:18,657 She was a genuinely good person. 160 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,626 I mean, ask anyone, she lit up the room. 161 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,695 We lived together since law school, but, 162 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,331 I hadn't seen much of her since she started volunteering on the campaign. 163 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,734 So, she spent a lot of late nights at the Jameson camp? 164 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,070 -Did she talk about him? -No. Not how you're thinking. 165 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,738 Not how everyone is thinking. 166 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:37,042 I mean, she talked about his causes and his social reform. 167 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,210 -That was it. -Was she seeing anyone? 168 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:42,047 She made a choice to focus on work when she got hired at the Justice Defense Fund. 169 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:45,450 She worked for a guy named Walters. That was her dream job. 170 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,551 I'm gonna need an address. 171 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,487 -Here. -Thanks. 172 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:53,458 She bombed the LSATs, SATs, but she worked her butt off 173 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,061 and graduated magna from Fordham Law. 174 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,431 Heather, I hate to ask you this, but where were you today at noon? 175 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:02,267 In my firm's library. 176 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,303 Look, I am the last person that would ever hurt Caitlin. 177 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,406 She was my best friend. 178 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,077 I would do anything for her. 179 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:17,716 BILLY: Where were you when you heard, Mr. Walters? 180 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,318 I was in an immigration hearing all morning, 181 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,055 and when I came out, I saw the news feed in the lobby. 182 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,724 It's impossibly painful. 183 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:28,493 Caitlin was like family to us. 184 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,929 Did she have any disgruntled clients? 185 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:35,400 You know, Detective, the people who come to this clinic are used to losing, 186 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,670 and so if somebody like Caitlin fights for them, 187 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,739 they've really already won. 188 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:44,209 Wow! You won debate nationals? 189 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,677 Guilty as charged. 190 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,245 "Resolved 191 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:50,815 "that the federal government should establish and finance 192 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,151 "administrative departments 193 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,254 "to control air and water pollution 194 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,323 "in the United States." 195 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,159 Crushed Bronx Science to pieces. 196 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,628 I was on varsity debate in 12th grade. 197 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,564 We lost in octo-finals at State. 198 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,134 Andrew Cohen, of course, blames me 199 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,470 even though he was the one that dropped topicality in rebuttal. 200 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,272 Nerd. 201 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,342 -(CLEARS THROAT) -Actually, public speaking is what brought me to Caitlin. 202 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:21,012 I judged her in moot court at Fordham, 203 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,415 immediately hired her as an intern, 204 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,216 right here at Justice Defense. 205 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,519 She was our rising star. 206 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:31,156 If she was such a star, why would you let her go off to work on the Jameson campaign? 207 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,825 Well, I worked on the last Jameson campaign. 208 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,594 In fact, I was on his short list for a judgeship. 209 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,663 He's a social reform advocate, 210 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:42,734 so I thought he would be a perfect match for Caitlin, given her politics. 211 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,669 Do you have any suspicions about Jameson? 212 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,905 Not in the slightest. He's a delightful man. 213 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:51,042 More to the point, I simply cannot see Caitlin 214 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,545 throwing away a promising career 215 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:58,316 to be the affair of the week punchline for late night talk shows. 216 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,919 Do you have any idea who might have started those rumors? 217 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,121 I would take a hard look 218 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:07,392 at that so-called journalist, Store. 219 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,695 That guy would do anything for a headline. 220 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,231 Anyway, I'm sorry, I have a deposition. 221 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,200 You can stay here, 222 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,935 drink your coffee, 223 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,437 and let me know if I can help you in any way. 224 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,739 LAURA: Thank you. 225 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:25,543 Caitlin looked like she was meeting someone at Times Square. 226 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,246 -It could have been Store. -He was the first reporter on the scene. 227 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,014 A little too convenient? 228 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,217 -Let's get Max to pull everything from... -Done. 229 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,519 (SIRENS BLARING) 230 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,826 So, that's the last of Store's blog posts, phone records, 231 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,929 and, uh... Oh, it looks like you're almost done with the credit card statements. 232 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,599 -And it appears the chicken shumai. -Knock yourself out. 233 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,434 You wanna laugh? Look at this. 234 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,769 AOL. 235 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,904 My grandmother canceled AOL back in the '90s 236 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,873 but we might have something here. 237 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,575 Store drops 350 bucks at Dahlia's Tea Room 238 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,844 every Tuesday and Thursday like clockwork. 239 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,980 That's a lot of Darjeeling. 240 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:05,316 Laura and I are going to join him for a little Tuesday tea time. 241 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,692 (SIGHS) 242 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,327 Do you hear that silence? 243 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,364 It's the sound of my spa Groupon expiring. 244 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,065 I'll let you know if I see Store. 245 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,535 Every time a Groupon expires, a kitten dies. 246 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,439 Whoa! Okay. 247 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,442 (COUGHING) 248 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,414 -You need a menu? -You need pants? 249 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,385 This ain't your momma's BDSM club. 250 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,187 I have no idea what those initials stand for 251 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,222 but I'm sure you're right about my momma. 252 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,658 What can I get for 253 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,393 $350? 254 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,595 30 minutes of bondage. 255 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,763 For beginners. 256 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:54,499 For $350? 257 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,167 Does that come with a gift bag? 258 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,803 -And a pony? -No, no, no, no. I don't want the pony. 259 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,138 (WHISPERS) Trust me. 260 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,207 Mistress Alex will be right with you. 261 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,409 First door on your left. 262 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,744 Let's split up. 263 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,280 (IMITITATING) Mistress Alex will be right with you. 264 00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,250 That's what I'm afraid of. 265 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,685 (MAN GRUNTING) 266 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,493 Hey, I still got five minutes. 267 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,541 BILLY: And this little piggy went to bondage. 268 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,009 Vaya con Dios. 269 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,312 (EXHALES) 270 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,920 Stay down. I'm taking over. 271 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,188 -(WHIP CRACKS) -BILLY: Go Momma-matrix! 272 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,556 Yes, Mistress. 273 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,258 Are you here to punish me? 274 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,325 Depends. 275 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,960 Have you misbehaved? 276 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,428 Oh, yes, I misbehaved. 277 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,330 -Cheated? -Yes. 278 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,765 -Lied? -Yes. 279 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,367 -Hurt people? -Yes. 280 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,502 Yes, yes. Oh, yes! 281 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,771 A lot. I need to be punished. 282 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,373 Tell your cellmate at Rikers. 283 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,076 What the hell are you doing here? 284 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,445 You fabricated a story about Caitlin 285 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,847 and hours later, she was shot dead. 286 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:18,249 That makes you the prime suspect. 287 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,919 Are you kidding me? You've got nothing. 288 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,554 -No, please. I swear I didn't kill Caitlin. -Prove it. 289 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,524 Or I'm dragging you out of here in your dog collar and tighty-whities. 290 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,126 -No, please, don't... -(WHIP CRACKS) 291 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,934 -Listen. -CAITLIN: Mr. Store. This is Caitlin Coyne. 292 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,404 I had an affair with Mike Jameson and I want to tell you the whole story. 293 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,152 I had to give my eyes a bath last night, but good news. 294 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,354 Store finally gave up his source. 295 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,389 -Caitlin. -So wait, she did have the affair? 296 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,224 -No. -Confused. 297 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,993 Listen. 298 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,796 CAITLIN: I had sex with Mike Jameson at the El Rey Hotel 299 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,397 on April 12th. 300 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,799 He pulled down the straps on my dress 301 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,568 and started kissing my shoulders. 302 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,538 The problem is, the El Rey didn't open until El May. 303 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,673 So, you think she made it all up? 304 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,910 Hmm. Now listen to this last call that came in after the story broke. 305 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,212 CAITLIN: I have evidence that you need to see. 306 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,815 STORE: Bring it to the interview. Don't show anyone before then. 307 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,484 CAITLIN: Don't worry. It's completely sub rosa. 308 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,253 Sub rosa. Lawyer term. Latin for secret. 309 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:32,357 So this was some sort of political dirty trick? Someone paying her to lie? 310 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,092 I have Max looking into her financials. 311 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,427 Meanwhile I'm gonna go talk to the person who has the most to gain 312 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,229 if Jameson loses. His opponent. 313 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,699 You're not meeting Big Bill McGuire on your own. He's a bit uptight. 314 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,368 Well, his campaign stop isn't. 315 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:48,039 (UPBEAT BOLLYWOOD SONG PLAYS) 316 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:53,644 Whoa! 317 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,555 Ahhh! 318 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,826 I think I might have accidentally twerked. 319 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,461 That was no accident. 320 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,163 There's McGuire. 321 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,731 ...And we all have our traditions. 322 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,366 (MICROPHONE SCREECHING) 323 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,136 You have Diwali and I have "Di Super Bowl". 324 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,737 (LAUGHS) 325 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,340 Remind me to give a donation to the Jameson campaign. 326 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,575 Look, we're all New Yorkers. 327 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,978 So you'll be glad to know I spent the last week at the Geneva Summit 328 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,846 talking about economic reform. 329 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,681 Switzerland's a pretty good alibi. 330 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:34,118 And I will not rest until I bring that reform to you, 331 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,386 the good people of New York. 332 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,454 (MICROPHONE SCREECHING) 333 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,522 (APPLAUSE) 334 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,026 What the hell were you thinking? 335 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,695 I had a better PA system on my high school forensics team. 336 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:48,266 I'm so sorry, Bill. We could try to get a new system before... 337 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,504 Nah. I have seen your charm on politicians. 338 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,007 I'll talk to McGuire. 339 00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:57,742 I've seen your charm with women. 340 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,544 I'll talk to the campaign manager. 341 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,112 You know that sort of thing can't happen. 342 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,480 It ruins everything. 343 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,283 And you see how he reacts to that. He doesn't take it well. 344 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,220 (SIGHS) 345 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,856 Looks like you could use some barfi. 346 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,992 It's better than it sounds. (CHUCKLES) 347 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,795 -Thank you. I haven't eaten all day. -Oh. 348 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,898 -We're not supposed to eat on the job. -It's the only time I eat. 349 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,634 You know, some of us campaign moms 350 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,336 secretly call Big Billy McGuire, 351 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,371 -Big Bully McGuire. -(CHUCKLING) 352 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:30,274 McGuire's not so bad. At least he's not... 353 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,643 Who? 354 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,045 Calvin Gold. 355 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,947 The dark prince of campaign managers. 356 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,683 He suddenly left three days ago leaving me holding the bag. 357 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,718 Right. Right. 358 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,687 Wow, what happened to him again? 359 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,222 -(WHISPERS) Rehab. -Oh. 360 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,457 Alcohol, drugs, pervy stuff? 361 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,859 Anger management. 362 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,027 He punched a 55-year-old volunteer. 363 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:53,431 Landed him two weeks at Serenity Gardens. 364 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,299 -MCGUIRE: Elizabeth! -Coming. 365 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:06,377 -What the hell is this? -Welcome to Times Square. 366 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,013 Ah, I didn't recognize it without the stench of roasted peanuts 367 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,748 and taxi exhaust. 368 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:15,186 Red tape shows the sight lines of every camera between 42nd and 45th. 369 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,688 This is where Caitlin was standing when she was shot? 370 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,991 The shell casings were found right around here. 371 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,426 MEREDITH: Exactly. But get this. Where you're standing, 372 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,096 the intersection of 43rd and 4th is out of range 373 00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:27,865 of every single video camera in the vicinity. 374 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,701 Please. You're telling me there's a blind spot in the middle of Times Square? 375 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,470 How do we not know about this? 376 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,373 Especially when our killer clearly did and lured Caitlin right into it. 377 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,576 But the shooter had to get into 378 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,745 and out of the area beforehand. 379 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:45,416 Alright, Meredith, I want you to get footage from the cameras there 380 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,318 and here. 381 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,221 And I will fill Laura in when she gets back from Serenity Gardens. 382 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,823 Laura is in rehab? She gets to do everything fun. 383 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,494 Hope she's not trying to question a patient. 384 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,695 They don't let anyone in that place. 385 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,030 Have you met Laura? 386 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:08,873 LAURA: Hi. 387 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:12,376 I just want to check in. 388 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,111 I'd love something with a view 389 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,681 and what time does room service end? 390 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,550 This is a facility for clinical disorders. 391 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,219 You can't just check in. 392 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,787 You need a diagnosis. 393 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,256 -Mom burnout. -From a doctor. 394 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,391 I am too burned out to go to a doctor, 395 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,727 with soccer and tae kwon do, 396 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,163 and violin and allergy shots 397 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:33,864 and making costumes for the science thingy 398 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,367 that the school announced at the bottom of this 399 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,569 ridiculously long e-mail. 400 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,539 (YELLING) Who reads those e-mails? 401 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,141 I had Gummy Bears for dinner last night. 402 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:48,546 I don't remember the last time both legs were shaved. 403 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:52,883 And my last parent-teacher conference meeting ended with the teacher leaving... 404 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:58,322 -The profession. -Room service ends at 10:00. 405 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,592 Thank you. 406 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:07,231 You're Calvin Gold, aren't you? Big fan. 407 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,601 It's the quiet garden, so... 408 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,970 Right. My bad. 409 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,907 Your guy's up 13 points in the polls. 410 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:19,377 -How do you do it? -13 points? 411 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,279 -Yeah. -How did I do it? 412 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,813 They confiscated my Blackberry. 413 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,782 -Both of them. -So you don't know? 414 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,752 Double header. Sex scandal and murder. 415 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:28,919 Whoa! 416 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,721 Jameson and who's the mistress? 417 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,057 Caitlin Coyne, some staffer. 418 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,227 And then she was shot in Times Square, and no one saw who did it. 419 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:37,561 The blind spot. 420 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,498 The blind spot? 421 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,735 Last year the Secret Service found a blind spot smack in the middle of Times Square. 422 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,738 No security cams. Highly classified. 423 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,206 -Well. -Mmm. 424 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,809 Someone knew about it. Besides you, obviously. 425 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,278 Well, the hacks they found to replace me don't know anything. 426 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,582 And if you're suggesting I puppet mastered an assassination from rehab, 427 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,918 I'm flattered, and I could have, 428 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,088 but McGuire was busted for ethics violations last go round, 429 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,424 so he wouldn't even allow a smear campaign. 430 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,859 Which was why I've been so wound up, 431 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,228 I punched that stupid volunteer in his stupid face. 432 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,164 Well, his poll numbers are up now. 433 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,132 Someone at the campaign knows what they're doing. 434 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,200 Dumb luck. 435 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,803 If I had set up the sex scandal, 436 00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,372 I certainly wouldn't have killed the girl now. 437 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,240 Timing was sloppy. 438 00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:25,209 Work of an amateur. 439 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:28,245 But, you're right about one thing. 440 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:33,651 Whoever did this wanted to make sure that McGuire wins. 441 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:45,830 Now playing in theater one, 442 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:49,100 security footage from the Times Square Game Pipe store, 443 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:51,135 six minutes before the shooting. 444 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,504 (CROWD NOISES FROM TABLET) 445 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,440 Wait for it... 446 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,977 Whoa! Does it start up again? 447 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,879 (STATIC) 448 00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,116 Five minutes after the shooting. 449 00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:07,251 What are the odds? All right, Meredith, Billy, you're on this. 450 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:25,703 BILLY: They don't get a lot of women here. 451 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:27,838 Don't think these guys get a lot of women anywhere. 452 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:32,643 We need to speak to whoever controls your security cameras. 453 00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:35,012 Uh... Inside... 454 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,314 -Hey! Hey! -Whoa! Whoa! 455 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,791 Excuse me, pardon me, pardon me. 456 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,026 Whoa! Excuse me, excuse me! 457 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,328 MEREDITH: Move, move, move, move! 458 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,465 Stop! Police! Step aside! Step aside! 459 00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:57,802 (BOTH GRUNTING) 460 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,307 -Freeze! -Don't move! 461 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,209 Liberty, meet justice. 462 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:06,911 Sup? 463 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:16,720 What happened to that woman wasn't my fault! 464 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:19,657 Okay, so you just happened to turn off the security cameras 465 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:22,359 at the exact time that she was murdered outside your store? 466 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:25,095 It wasn't like that. I had no idea there was gonna be a murder. 467 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,331 Then why did you unplug the camera? 468 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,633 The Overlord told me to do it. 469 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:32,236 "The Overlord"? Great. Get psych in here. 470 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,438 I'm not crazy. 471 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,508 I was at work, we were slow that day. 472 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:40,244 So, I was playing Scepter of Shield online. 473 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:42,580 And I saw this guy playing in God mode. 474 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:45,015 Impossible. Scepter has the strongest encryption of any game. 475 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:48,786 That's what I thought. But this guy had flight, invisibility... 476 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,321 So you're saying he modified the source code? 477 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:51,489 Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. 478 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,057 What are you two talking about? 479 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,626 -And are you a closet gamer? -Me? (SCOFFS) 480 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,328 No. 481 00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:01,198 I dated a huge gamer once. He told me about God mode. 482 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,703 It's when someone hacks into a game and can make their character immortal, right? 483 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,371 But Scepter's supposed to be unhackable. 484 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:10,941 -Okay, so who's this Overlord? -No idea. Overlord's his avatar. 485 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:14,245 He IM'd me while I was online. 486 00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:17,448 He knew my name, address, social, everything. 487 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:19,984 He told me to unplug the security camera at a specific time, 488 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,286 or he would tell my boss about my porn addiction. 489 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:24,288 Okay. 490 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,390 I had no choice. 491 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:31,862 (EXHALES) 492 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:36,934 -How was rehab? -No noise, firm mattress, best three hours of my life. 493 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,069 You were right, somebody else is calling the shots. 494 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,571 Calls himself the Overlord. 495 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:42,640 That's his avatar, an avatar... 496 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,775 Got it, blue people, I slept through the movie. 497 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:46,877 Hold on a second. 498 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,547 I'll have you know Avatar is the best film of the last 20 years. 499 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,181 Which is about how long it takes to watch it. 500 00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:54,251 Okay. What do we know about this Overlord? 501 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:57,888 -He's a world class hacker. -He dug up some dirt on the clerk from the Game Pipe. 502 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,624 Maybe he dug up something on Caitlin, and used it against her. 503 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:04,361 Plausible, but why kill her after she had cooperated? 504 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,497 Caitlin said something about facing the music. 505 00:26:06,499 --> 00:26:09,266 What if she was about to go public and say that she 506 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,168 was blackmailed into lying about the affair? 507 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,903 It might have pissed off the Overlord enough to kill her. 508 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,139 Yup. We just need to find out what he had on her. 509 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:18,309 Let's go. Billy, Meredith, go online and see if you can track this Overlord. 510 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,877 No problem. 511 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:23,113 And I'll have you know, my avatar is unstoppable! 512 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,382 Okay. 513 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,252 (AVATAR GROANING) 514 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:30,688 -Ugh! Fail. -Was that supposed to happen? 515 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:34,758 I'm a level 12 paladin, this is very advanced, you wouldn't understand. 516 00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:37,661 (GROWLING IN GAME) 517 00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:39,330 WOMAN'S VOICE (IN GAME): Legendary! 518 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,332 Does that guy have a wolf head? 519 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,201 Oh, Overlord. 520 00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:47,037 Okay, try to see if you can get somebody to track his gamer I.D. 521 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,839 I'm gonna teach this guy some manners. 522 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,174 It's gamer tag. 523 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,243 Can't you just shoot him or something? 524 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,979 This guy's too good, he's got moves I've never seen before. 525 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,614 Maybe if you had moves of your own... 526 00:26:56,616 --> 00:27:00,050 -What? Ugh! -Come on! Okay, use the wall of fire. 527 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:02,786 -What? -It's control-alt-shift, just do it. 528 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:05,823 BILLY: Nice! Wow. 529 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:09,226 Wait. Where'd he go? Oh, we lost him. Crap. 530 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:10,628 -Okay, go to that rock. -Mmm-hmm. 531 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,529 It's an Easter egg. It unlocks the circle spell. 532 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:16,533 BILLY: All right. 533 00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:20,404 You know what? There is no gamer ex-boyfriend, is there? 534 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:22,172 -You're the expert. -What? 535 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,741 -Mmm-hmm. -No... 536 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:24,875 Yeah. 537 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,312 Okay, kick-kick-flame combo will unlock the dragon fire 538 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,448 Okay, listen. We're trying to catch a murderer here. 539 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:36,153 If you have some secret ninja gamer skill, let your freak flag fly. 540 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,422 Move. 541 00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:43,394 WOMAN'S VOICE (IN GAME): Legendary! 542 00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:48,932 Wow. And you were keeping your superpowers hidden why? 543 00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,601 Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to be 544 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:53,637 taken seriously as a young female detective? 545 00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:56,040 And if they figured out I was a hardcore gamer? Huh. 546 00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:00,577 You better keep this between us, Soto, 547 00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:01,845 or I will kick your ass in real life. 548 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,414 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 549 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:06,984 Easy with the crazy. Play the game. I'll keep your secret. 550 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,254 -(CLANGING IN GAME) -Nice! 551 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,993 LAURA: Okay, Caitlin, what music did you need to face? 552 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:21,031 Caitlin's practice test for the bar exam. 553 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,534 She never got higher than 50%. 554 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,936 Whoa! Heather was right. 555 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,038 She bombed the LSATs, SATs. 556 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,607 Caitlin was not good at taking tests. 557 00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:32,876 I'm amazed she passed the bar at all. 558 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,311 You find anything? 559 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:35,713 No, nothing yet. 560 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,254 Oh, bingo! 561 00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:48,726 No one can leave a box of Gold Fancies uneaten. 562 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,302 I remember I ate these when I was pregnant. 563 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,671 I don't remember you ever not eating them. 564 00:29:00,673 --> 00:29:03,874 Okay, Caitlin, where are your secrets hidden? 565 00:29:07,879 --> 00:29:09,379 Secrets. 566 00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:11,715 Sub rosa. 567 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:25,662 She meant it literally, under the rose. 568 00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:27,998 Hello. 569 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:35,139 Caitlin's I.D. with Heather's photograph? 570 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:37,474 Blackmail, anyone? 571 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:39,343 Let's go talk to the BFF. 572 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,757 Oh, my God. 573 00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:56,293 I don't think we're gonna get anything out of Heather. 574 00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,277 Anything useful in Heather's bag? 575 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,646 Wallet, credit cards, the usual, but... 576 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:18,782 Saturday crossword done in Sharpie. 577 00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:20,984 Oh, she was smart, huh? 578 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:24,988 Caitlin bombed her SATs, LSATs, all of her prep tests, 579 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,757 so how did she pass the bar exam? 580 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,328 Heather took it for her? 581 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,630 Heather said she would do anything for Caitlin. 582 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:35,866 Handwriting analysis is in! 583 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:39,670 State bar exam sign-in sheet had Caitlin's name with Heather's handwriting. 584 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:41,605 Let's see what it gets us. 585 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:44,808 Heather helped Caitlin cheat, she ended up dead. 586 00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:47,544 So she must've known about blackmail... 587 00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:53,584 Is that why she didn't say anything? 588 00:30:53,586 --> 00:30:55,285 Probably worried about being disbarred, 589 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,987 maybe even implicated in the murder. 590 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:59,990 That's a good theory, but it doesn't leave us any suspects. 591 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,892 Any leads on the Overlord? 592 00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:04,895 Uh, yeah, we're zeroing in on his exact location. 593 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:07,064 I just needed a little strawberry whipped boost. 594 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:09,166 -Where's Meredith? -Taking notes. 595 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:10,500 (VIDEO GAME SOUNDS) 596 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:14,638 There you go. 597 00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:22,212 Ah, check this out. His gamer stats show ridiculously fast ping time. 598 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,081 Which means he's not too far from the server. 599 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,783 Hmm. Which is in... Queens. 600 00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:28,585 Nice work, level 12. 601 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,120 I'll get the team ready. 602 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:32,723 So, once we trace his signal, we have an exact address? 603 00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:35,158 Normally, yes. But he's got a massive firewall. 604 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,127 There's no way we're breaking in. 605 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:43,066 Unless, we get him to break into us. 606 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,802 Yeah, if he hacks into our system, we can probably get a trace on him. 607 00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:47,304 How do we get him to hack us? 608 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:50,374 We need to pique his interest. 609 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:55,112 -Hey! By blowing my ass up? -You had 4% health, it was a mercy killing. 610 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:58,115 If we're gonna lure this guy in, we need better bait. 611 00:31:58,683 --> 00:31:59,850 Meet my avatar. 612 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:01,919 Foxy99. 613 00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,754 You're a level 40 paladin? 614 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:06,089 Level 40. 615 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,291 (SLURPING) 616 00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:11,194 (BEEPING) 617 00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:12,629 Oh, we've got something. 618 00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:17,034 We've got him. 619 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:19,536 I want to watch you. Turn on your camera. 620 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:21,471 Ugh, not good. Not good. 621 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,073 -Stall him. -(BEEPING) 622 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:26,209 Why don't you turn it on for me? 623 00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:29,780 -What? -We gotta sell this place as not a police station. 624 00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:32,649 Okay, well hurry. Our firewall will slow him down, but not for long. 625 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,351 -All right, all right. -(BEEPING) 626 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,753 Oh, no. He really thinks I work at a bank. 627 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,089 Too big for you to handle? 628 00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:45,262 Max is gonna be pissed. 629 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:47,030 Go! Go! Go! 630 00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:48,298 Okay. 631 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:56,106 OVERLORD: Mmm, you're hot. 632 00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:57,774 One Direction, seriously? 633 00:32:57,776 --> 00:33:01,979 (LAUGHING) One D. It's my thing. 634 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:04,348 -Hmm. -Let's play. Follow me. 635 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:12,889 (DISPATCHER SPEAKING OVER RADIO) 636 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,494 (SIRENS WAILING) 637 00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:26,103 (VIDEO GAME NOISES) 638 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:37,647 Police! Don't move! 639 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:38,949 COMPUTERIZED FEMALE VOICE: You win! 640 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,285 Put your hands in the air! 641 00:33:44,288 --> 00:33:45,355 Turn around. 642 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,625 Turn around! 643 00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:51,495 (GRUNTING AND GROANING) 644 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,274 -(GUN COCKING) -Game over. 645 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:12,382 And my alarm sensors, and my security cam feed are blowing up. 646 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,151 It's the cops busting down my door. 647 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:16,720 Not exactly a 15-year-old geek. 648 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:17,988 Real name, Paul Scott. 649 00:34:17,990 --> 00:34:20,090 Arrested for hacking the Secret Service, 650 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:22,726 presumably including a certain file, and a certain blind spot. 651 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,828 Yes you are! You're my guy! 652 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,230 Looks like he called my mother-in-law instead of his attorney. 653 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,633 JAKE: Nice, leave her out of it. 654 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:32,135 MAX: Huh, lawyers usually like getting hired. 655 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,642 I assume your (CHUCKLES) attorney won't be joining us? 656 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:40,143 Get me a public defender. 657 00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:42,712 Suit yourself. Al, put him in the cage. 658 00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:49,953 (DIALING TONE) 659 00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:52,823 (PHONE RINGING) 660 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,260 WOMAN: Justice Defense Fund, may I help you? 661 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,029 You just did. 662 00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:13,276 MAN: Congressman Jameson! 663 00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:16,913 Congressman. 664 00:35:17,982 --> 00:35:19,850 Captain. 665 00:35:19,852 --> 00:35:22,152 -How can I help you? -I'd like to ask you a few questions about Caitlin Coyne. 666 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:24,754 Ah, sorry, Captain. I told you everything I know. 667 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,556 Did you know her boss, Kenneth Walters? 668 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,625 I'm sure I know the name, can't place him though. 669 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,961 So you never considered putting Kenneth Walters 670 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:32,462 forward as candidate for judge? 671 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,798 Ha! No. That I'd remember. 672 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,733 All right, thank you. 673 00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:44,007 Well, you're two for two. 674 00:35:49,113 --> 00:35:53,416 Oh, good. There are lots of lawyers here. 675 00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:55,752 Gotta make sure we do this by the book. 676 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:58,421 -Do what? -Arrest you. 677 00:35:58,423 --> 00:36:01,158 For the murders of Caitlin Coyne and Heather Daniels. 678 00:36:03,227 --> 00:36:04,828 You've got to be kidding. 679 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,696 Caitlin was like a daughter to me. 680 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:09,633 I've been grooming her to take over this clinic. 681 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:13,436 Yeah, because you were expecting to be put onto the bench. 682 00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:15,305 Jameson didn't come through. 683 00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:18,642 But, Big Billy McGuire did, didn't he? 684 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:20,510 He pinky promised that he would make sure 685 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,946 that you were made a judge if he was elected. 686 00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:26,183 McGuire's on the other side of the political spectrum. 687 00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:29,186 Yes, but friendship runs deep. 688 00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:31,955 You know McGuire from high school debate. 689 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,758 I'm sorry, forensics. 690 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,026 So what? 691 00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,862 And even if McGuire could help me become a judge, 692 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:41,331 that doesn't mean I'd do anything to Caitlin. 693 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,500 She was my best associate! 694 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:45,735 Well, your best associate made a terrible mistake. 695 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:48,205 She trusted you with her darkest secret. 696 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:50,941 That she cheated on the bar exam. 697 00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:54,511 And you used that secret to blackmail her. 698 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:57,514 -Oh, it's outrageous. -She went along with it. At first. 699 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:59,883 Leaked a false story about an affair, 700 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,152 but then when she saw the harm it was causing, 701 00:37:02,154 --> 00:37:04,888 she made a second meeting with Store. 702 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,657 CAITLIN: I have evidence that you need to see. 703 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:12,729 This time, to tell the truth. But the truth would ruin you. 704 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:15,131 So you decided to get rid of Caitlin. 705 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:18,068 That was tricky, because the paparazzi was around, 706 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:20,904 so you asked her to meet you in Times Square. 707 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:25,008 Schlubby guy, practically is invisible in a crowd. 708 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,977 Which allowed you to pull the trigger... 709 00:37:26,979 --> 00:37:28,311 (GUNSHOT) 710 00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:30,981 And disappear into the sea of tourists. 711 00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:34,117 Oh! It gets worse. 712 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:37,887 Caitlin's roommate, Heather, she knew too much. 713 00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,656 So you shot her too. 714 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:47,097 You have no evidentiary support for any of this! 715 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:49,899 Is that your rebuttal? Weak. 716 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:51,334 Here's my rebuttal. 717 00:37:51,336 --> 00:37:53,737 You said that you were at an immigration hearing yesterday. 718 00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:56,239 That court was closed for fumigation. 719 00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:58,141 That doesn't mean I killed anybody. 720 00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:01,778 Your old client, Paul Scott, aka Overlord? 721 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,581 He called you today for help, you told him to get lost. 722 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:09,185 He told us that you had him blackmail the Times Square store clerk 723 00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:11,187 to shut off a surveillance camera. 724 00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:13,223 So that you literally could get away with murder. 725 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,697 I did everything right, for 28 years. 726 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:23,867 I never turned my back on anyone. 727 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:28,238 I fought for every victim. Every loser. 728 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,774 Do I get any credit for that? 729 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:33,810 All I wanted was a place on the bench, 730 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:36,813 and that judgeship, that should've been mine. 731 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:39,382 Jameson intentionally blocked me! 732 00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:42,419 Jameson has no idea who you are. 733 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,856 I earned that job! 734 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:47,957 (GUNSHOT) 735 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,959 -Ahhh! -(LAWYERS CLAMORING) 736 00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:53,663 Really? You had to steal my thunder? 737 00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:56,566 You shoot the next one. 738 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:57,767 (GROANING IN PAIN) 739 00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:02,072 Mondo bust. 740 00:39:02,074 --> 00:39:04,074 Old lefty lawyer turned ruthless killer, 741 00:39:04,076 --> 00:39:07,043 I would've said inconceivable. 742 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:10,046 -Go figure. -Commissioner just called to congratulate us. 743 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:14,317 Whatever you did in there was amazing, I had no idea you were such a hardcore gamer. 744 00:39:14,319 --> 00:39:16,386 Umm... 745 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,188 -Thanks. -Nerd. 746 00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:24,527 -Thanks for having my back. -(SIGHING) 747 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:27,230 -You deserve the credit. -I have something better. 748 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,631 Which is? 749 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:32,135 A little parting gift from the Overlord. 750 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:34,037 All the Easter eggs in Scepter. 751 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:36,940 -Oh, I am... -Oh! No, no. 752 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,544 Okay. 753 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,615 Hey, where's our red-headed menace? 754 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:47,183 -Spa day. -Ah! 755 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,887 (PEACEFUL ASIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 756 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:55,692 I am peace. I am calm. I am rejuvenated. 757 00:39:57,962 --> 00:40:05,201 I am peace. I am calm. I am rejuvenated. 758 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:12,609 -(POLICE SIREN WAILING) -I am peace. I am calm. I am rejuvenated. 759 00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:18,748 I am peace. I am calm. I am rejuvenated. 760 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,417 (DOOR LOCKING)