1 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,416 (SCREAMING) 2 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,760 MAN 1: Old man, where that money at? MAN 2: Leave me alone. 3 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:29,528 MAN 1: Give me your wallet! MAN 2: Leave me alone. 4 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,063 -Come on. Give me your wallet. -Leave me alone, man. 5 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,731 Leave me alone! Leave me alone! 6 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,166 Hey! 7 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:36,835 You have the nerve to bring weapons 8 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,071 inside my children's playground? 9 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,739 Step off, soccer mom! 10 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,674 You step off! 11 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:46,545 What kind of human beings steal money from a senior citizen 12 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,213 10 feet from a jungle gym? 13 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,349 What, you're gonna slash him 14 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,717 in front of all the toddlers so they can have 15 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:55,087 recurring nightmares for the rest of their lives? 16 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,022 Huh, what're you gonna do, biatch? 17 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,824 -Gimme that money, old man! Come on. -(OLD MAN PROTESTING) 18 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,225 Where's that wallet at? Come on. 19 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,725 -OLD MAN: Leave me alone. -Give it! 20 00:01:03,462 --> 00:01:05,095 -(ZAPPING) -(YELLING IN PAIN) 21 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:07,399 Now you the bitch. 22 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:09,134 (GROANING) 23 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,738 And you're under arrest. 24 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,073 (MUGGER GROANING) 25 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:17,142 BOY: Gross! 26 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:20,813 Five-second rule. 27 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,832 FEMALE OFFICER ON RADIO: Manhattan south, homicide squad requested. 28 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:41,700 Report of criminal fatality at the Neoteric. 29 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,168 325 Water. 30 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:49,174 Hey, victim's a female, white, 40s, no ID, purse or cell, 31 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:52,244 paid in cash, gave the name Samantha Jones, could be made-up. 32 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,246 You think? Security cameras? 33 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,814 None up here, but plenty downstairs, 34 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,950 even though it's a zoo in the lobby. 35 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:01,086 Hotel security said they saw her on tape come in around 7:00, alone. 36 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:03,422 As far as the guy is concerned, a needle in a haystack. 37 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,991 Detective, lights-out for this one, uh, 38 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:08,594 approximately 8:00 to 11:00 p.m. 39 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:12,631 Bruising indicates a struggle. The manner of death, ligature strangulation. 40 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,900 Likely weapon is the victim's own scarf. 41 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:18,303 It makes sense, easier to use than hands, 42 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,272 distributes the weight, the pressure evenly. 43 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,841 -Might not be a big guy. -Or gal. 44 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,210 Well, whoever it is, they are scratched up pretty good. 45 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:27,079 I got a whole mess of skin fragments under her nails. 46 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,082 I'll try to match DNA. 47 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:32,784 Am I the only one noticing the funk in here? 48 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,020 My allergies have been acting up. Smells like sex or something? 49 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,089 I wouldn't remember. 50 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:39,992 No, more like bad cologne. 51 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,694 Like a blend of musk and roadkill. 52 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,797 All right, so no forced entry, she must have known her killer. 53 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:49,468 Fake name, cash... Hooker and john? 54 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,903 Dress comes from one of those discount chains, 55 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:52,938 they always cut the tag like this. 56 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:56,074 Simple makeup, no implants. 57 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,977 Samantha Jones... Sex and The City, anyone? 58 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:03,515 (SIGH) 59 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,284 Wrong demo. 60 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,919 No. 61 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:10,389 More likely she's just a regular suburban gal. 62 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,624 Fifty Shades of Very Dark Grey. 63 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,927 All right, let's get the fingerprints, find out who she is. 64 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:15,928 MEDICAL EXAMINER: You got it. 65 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,029 Follow me. 66 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:26,004 Oh, it's just a typical nightgown, 67 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,005 she could have bought this anywhere. 68 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,006 Excuse me! 69 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,042 Mmm-hmm? 70 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:33,812 It's a camisole and she bought it here. It's their own label. 71 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,248 Jake dragged me in here once, thinking we could act out 72 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,350 some changing room male fantasy. 73 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:39,818 -How'd that go? -Quickly. 74 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,920 Happens. 75 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:44,356 Well, this stuff's more upscale than the rest of our vic's clothes. 76 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,592 And considering how much she spent on that hotel suite, 77 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:47,426 must have been a big night for her. 78 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:52,464 Excuse me! I'm just following up 79 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:55,000 on my, "Excuse me!" from 30 seconds ago. 80 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,268 Can we get some help? 81 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,136 It'll be a minute, sweetie. 82 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,240 And FYI, the sale ended last week. 83 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:07,412 Your attention, please! 84 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:12,150 I have a bit of a outbreak 85 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:14,086 -down below. -CUSTOMERS: Ew! 86 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:17,656 And I tried on a lot of stuff from here the other day. 87 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,759 I know that we're supposed to keep our underwear on, 88 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:24,463 but I didn't, so, you know, FYI... 89 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:27,266 Oh, back already, that was way less than a minute, sweetie. 90 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,971 One of these camisoles was bought, I'm guessing it was this week, 91 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,973 given that it's still on display, 92 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,608 by a pretty, middle-aged brunette. 93 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:42,547 Recognize her? 94 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,249 Let's see if we can find a receipt, shall we? 95 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,194 Christa Chase. Mid-40s, brown hair, blue eyes. 96 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,629 -We need an address. -On it. 97 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,463 (WOMAN LAUGHING) 98 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,100 Uh, what's with the meter maid convention? 99 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,436 Captain Booty, nine o'clock. 100 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:06,238 (HAMMERING) 101 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,241 LAURA: Seems like you have a fan club. 102 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,277 Oh, sorry, I was speaking to your ass. 103 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,947 You bought me this bad boy. Remember? 104 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,983 I remember all sorts of things, Jake, 105 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,519 birthdays, every Top Chef winner... 106 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,654 I even remember yesterday, when you weren't my boss. 107 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:25,157 How exactly is this gonna work? 108 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:27,559 It's gonna work great. 109 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:30,228 Look, we can coordinate our schedules, 110 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:33,165 we can pick up the boys and bring them here after school, eat together... 111 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,067 Sounds pretty good, right? 112 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:37,369 No, actually it sounds like a stupid, evil divorce nightmare. 113 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:40,972 Speaking of which... 114 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:43,775 I got my papers to the lawyers, it's official. 115 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:46,812 Ah! 116 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:49,915 I'll have Max get a cake. 117 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,783 No, we're good. I got Cronuts. 118 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,685 Cronuts, everyone. Come grab a Cronut. 119 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,456 And share. 120 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,524 Come and have a Cronut, best donut on earth, right? 121 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,694 He's just the best. 122 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,363 He sort of is. 123 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:07,099 You're being Jaked, just shake it off. 124 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:10,402 Oh, Peter and Christa Chase, 421 Adlers Way, Staten Island. 125 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,477 (DOORBELL RINGS) 126 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:21,446 Peter Chase? 127 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,981 Yes, sir. Problem? 128 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,550 Mr. Chase, where were you last night between 8:00 and 11:00? 129 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,819 Uh... I was here. Watching, uh... 130 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,590 The Yankees. Beltran went three for four, why? 131 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,225 Can anyone verify that, sir? 132 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,060 When was the last time you saw Mrs. Chase, sir? 133 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,294 Why... Wha... 134 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:38,630 Why're you asking me that? 135 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:45,137 Mr. Chase, we found a body that we fear is your wife. 136 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:47,272 You'll have to come down with us to make a positive identification. 137 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:48,340 Oh, no, no, no... 138 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:51,743 Baby? 139 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,381 They told me you were dead. 140 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,216 MRS. CHASE: What? 141 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,251 Are you not married to Christa Michelle Chase? 142 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,187 We have her living at this address. 143 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:04,156 Not anymore, I'm Mrs. Chase now. 144 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,559 I told Christa to update her records 145 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,528 but she's not exactly quick on the draw. 146 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,862 She's dead, sir. 147 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,832 She's not my problem anymore. 148 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:14,766 (KISSING) 149 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:23,675 So, Mr. Chase, when was the last time you saw your ex-wife? 150 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,611 Uh... The lawyers, few weeks ago. 151 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,814 -(GRUNTS) -And this house was the one you lived in together? 152 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,449 This was my house long before Christa, 153 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,617 hell if I was gonna lose it in the settlement. 154 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,253 Bad enough I got to pay her bills, but even that wasn't enough. 155 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,788 She asked you for more money? 156 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,690 She sued, to void 157 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:41,326 an already signed separation of assets agreement. 158 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,295 I own a fleet of trucks. 159 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:44,763 What, she deserves to be co-owner 160 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:47,766 just 'cause I got myself a little extra-curricular? (SCOFFS) 161 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,603 It's all new furniture and linen. 162 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:55,640 I had to start over. I mean, when it comes to style, Christa was a lost puppy. 163 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,577 Oh, thank God Peter found you. 164 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,245 I sort of have a sixth sense. 165 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:03,248 (QUIETLY) I think we only have five for a reason. 166 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:09,688 So, what were you two honeymooners up to last night? 167 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,991 Just cuddling, you know, watching TV. 168 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,560 Romantic Yankees game? 169 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:17,429 (CHUCKLING) Like Peter would watch the Yankees. 170 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,936 BILLY: Peter Chase was clearly a Mets fan. 171 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,972 And the Mets didn't play last night, the Yankees did. 172 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,341 Must have been, uh, first thing that popped in his mind. 173 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:32,177 Lying about your alibi, that's never a good thing. 174 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,012 -So, which one do you like? -BILLY: Both have motive. 175 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,947 He was afraid of losing half his business. 176 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,316 And she was afraid of losing the zillion bucks' worth 177 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,118 of bougie house crap she just bought. 178 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,420 -Visible scratch marks? -Long sleeves, couldn't see. 179 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,688 But did you catch her broken nail? 180 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,457 Could've happened last week. 181 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:47,259 (SCOFFING) Skinny little trophy wives? 182 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:48,660 So much as chip a nail, they book a mani. 183 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,664 Sorry, thought I heard European-style frothing? 184 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,933 Voila! 185 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:58,003 -Oh! -My contribution to precinct culture. 186 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,472 They had this exact model at the cafe where I learned how to barista. 187 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:01,907 -Thanks, Mike. -My name's Max. 188 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,677 I love you so much! 189 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,246 Not "love" love. 190 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,715 -Adore. -Just getting worse. 191 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,284 J'adore? 192 00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:15,820 E-ZPass serial numbers for Chase and trophy wife's cars. 193 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,822 If either of them drove into the city last night it'll show up. 194 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,691 Back at ya. 195 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,826 Looked at the post office. Christa had her mail forwarded to this address. 196 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:23,995 -Can I touch it? -No. 197 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,934 WOMAN: It's not much, but she sure made it look nice. 198 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,537 I asked her if she could fix up my unit. 199 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:39,444 Hmm, it looks like she stole your CD collection. 200 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,313 Oh, my God! 201 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:43,315 -In eighth grade I saw the Like A Virgin Tour. -I know. 202 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,383 Beastie Boys opened and Andrew Cohen 203 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,918 -grabbed my left boob. -Grabbed your left boob. I know. 204 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,657 She didn't have anything special to wear. 205 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,794 That's what the camisole was about, 206 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,162 starting over. 207 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,664 Divorce hit her hard. She was so lonely. 208 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,900 Most Saturday nights she was home binge-watching Top Chef. 209 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,103 Her ex-husband was the outgoing one, she said, 210 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,038 so she didn't have a social life. 211 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,673 Looks like she was trying to fix that. 212 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,076 Passionpairing.com? 213 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:22,721 Um, excuse me, is it all right if the grandmother brings in Christa's daughter 214 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,056 -to get a few things? -Yes, yes, please. Come in. 215 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:25,857 Of course. 216 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,326 I'm so sorry, honey. 217 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:33,031 I'm gonna find out what happened to your mom. I promise. 218 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,472 Son of a bitch didn't even mention they had a daughter, 219 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,607 and now he's all she's got left. 220 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,410 Probably why Christa was getting out there. Looking for a better man. 221 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,512 There you go, Passionpairing.com. 222 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,614 "Your soul mate could be just one click away." 223 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,684 Well, let's see if Christa found hers. 224 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,085 JAKE: Laura! Billy! 225 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:56,921 Workin'! 226 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:58,857 Captain? 227 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,660 Your leads sucked. 228 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,095 The ex-husband's car never left Staten Island last night, 229 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:08,600 as confirmed by E-ZPass and cell GPS tracking, same with the trophy wife. 230 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,669 So, if they were home, why lie about watching baseball? 231 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,936 May I present to you... 232 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,438 Chase's pay-per-view invoice from last night. 233 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,708 22 Hump Street? 234 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,677 22 "Hump" Street? 235 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,745 That's why you lie about watching baseball. 236 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,047 All right, any other bad news turds? 237 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,115 -Well, there's... -Just one! 238 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,985 Spoke with forensics. The skin fragments found under our vic's nails 239 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,920 didn't trigger a match in the DNA database. 240 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,289 Assailant is definitely somebody without a record. 241 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,424 That's a needle in a haystack. 242 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,859 Maybe not. New lead. Two weeks ago... 243 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,494 BOTH: Christa filed a police report for assault. 244 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,229 Charges were dropped, but the alleged perp was another woman... 245 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,165 ...at her yoga studio. 246 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:40,999 Check it out. 247 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,437 YOGA INSTRUCTOR: We are warriors. 248 00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:48,173 We are goddesses. 249 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,775 Majestic Pigeon, on my count. 250 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,143 One... 251 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,611 Two... 252 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,647 And pigeon. 253 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,215 BILLY: If you don't mind, Ms. Pulaski, 254 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,185 I think it would be better if we step outside to have this conversation? 255 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,653 Actually, I do mind. 256 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,490 I already paid 40 bucks for this session. 257 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,358 40 bucks? 258 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,727 I've got a tire in my backyard 259 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,928 you could swing on for free. 260 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,429 You get what you pay for. 261 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,464 All right, moving on. 262 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,400 Where were you last night? 263 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,602 My daughter's gymnastics meet in Nyack. 264 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,939 Not killing Christa Chase, obviously, that's why you're here. 265 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:21,840 Look, can you... 266 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:27,312 Explain the assault charge that Christa filed against you? 267 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,047 Her aerial band came untied, 268 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,316 she face-planted on the floor like an idiot, 269 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:34,352 and she blamed me as if I could've done that. 270 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,221 Anyway, she dropped the charges. She kept coming to class. 271 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,922 Maybe she felt intimidated by you. 272 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,190 More like she needed to work out. 273 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:41,893 You know, she really let herself go. 274 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,294 All right, look. 275 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,730 Something obviously went down between you two. What exactly? 276 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,000 We can move this conversation in the precinct. 277 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,836 (SIGHS) Charlie Carazzo. 278 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,439 My chooch ex-boyfriend, okay? 279 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,174 The slut was seeing him. 280 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,277 Can the woman in jeans please evacuate the premises? 281 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,879 Namaste. 282 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,947 YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Your body wringing out, like a wet cloth... 283 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,215 (GROANS) 284 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,118 How'd that happen? 285 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,686 (GROANS) 286 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,125 Charlie Carazzo, VP Pre-owned Sales, Atlantic Auto. 287 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,361 One prior. Public intoxication and assault. 288 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:20,398 Booze, plus a temper? Likely profile of our killer. 289 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,567 It's a hybrid, so it's, uh, it's good for the environment. 290 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,235 And that? That'll buff right out. 291 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:26,971 Oh, boy. Cop! 292 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,407 Hey! Hey! 293 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,676 Hey, Carazzo! Where you going? 294 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,012 Quick test drive! 295 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,585 How do I turn the car on without a key? 296 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:42,587 -(BUTTON CLICKS) -(ENGINE STARTS) 297 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,055 God, I'm old. 298 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,994 (CHARLIE SCREAMING) 299 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,129 BILLY: We just want to talk to you, man! 300 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,035 (TIRES SCREECH) 301 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,204 (SHRIEKS) 302 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,511 The brakes are spongy, the throttle sticks. 303 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,779 Car's a lemon. 304 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,080 We'll discuss it downtown. 305 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,353 (STAMMERING) I know... I know what it looked like... 306 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:19,891 But I swear, I swear to God 307 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,160 that, that it was an accident, I swear it. 308 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,295 Walk me through what went down. 309 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,064 All right, um... 310 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,732 -You're doing all right. -(BREATHING RAGGEDLY) 311 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,634 Well, um... 312 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:33,238 First of all I was pretty liquored-up... 313 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,174 And I know, I know that's not an excuse or anything, but... 314 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,676 Anyway, I saw on the Internet... 315 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,577 Take your time. 316 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,147 ...on the Internet that if you shove a firecracker 317 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,415 up a squirrel's ass, it'll take off. 318 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,951 Huh? 319 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,253 Like... 320 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,521 Airborne. 321 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,289 -Pfft! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second. 322 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,625 So you're confessing... 323 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,495 To killing a squirrel last night? 324 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,396 He died? 325 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:00,765 (CRYING) 326 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,233 He died! 327 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,837 Oh, this is terrible! Oh, this is horrible! 328 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:09,407 That sick idiot had two women fighting over him? 329 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,110 Oh God! Oh, I can't wait to start dating. 330 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,980 -Dudes! Pizza! -(BOYS LAUGHING) 331 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,649 Pizza! Pizza! 332 00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:18,616 Got it? Come here, guys. (KISSING) 333 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,152 Pay the toll. Pay the toll. Pay the toll. 334 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,420 Thanks for dinner. 335 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,022 It was the least I could do for the warm welcome. 336 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,490 And the sitter fell through? 337 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,292 I might have neglected to find one, yeah. 338 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,593 Okay if you're on kid duty tonight? 339 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,595 -I'm on kid duty every night. -Great. 340 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,332 Because I am gonna grab a beer with everyone on the floor, one-on-one, 341 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,567 and your partner is up first tonight. 342 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,636 (SIGHS) 343 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,838 What? I'll spring for a sitter if you need one. 344 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,774 Oh, lucky me! 345 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,943 You know how hard it is to find a decent, affordable sitter in this city, 346 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,177 let alone at the last minute? 347 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,812 Noted. 348 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,013 Okay, so... 349 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,483 -Who do we like in the case? -Not the ex, not the new wife. 350 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,352 Not the yoga lady with the broken nose, 351 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,454 not her squirrel killing ex. 352 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,289 The best lead in front of us is the dating website. 353 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,590 You figure out who she dated? 354 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,625 MAX: Yeah, that's not happening. 355 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,329 Um, at least not today. 356 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,264 The corporate headquarters is in Mumbai, 357 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,732 General Counsel was Ronald McRude. 358 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,167 I kicked it up to the DA's office. 359 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,135 -(KISSES) -(CLEARS THROAT) 360 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,637 Why are you on the floor, Merl? 361 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,173 -My name is Max. -Uh, not to kill the joy, but... 362 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,374 Compelling a foreign corporation 363 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,209 into breaking terms of service 364 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,244 and revealing the identity of its members? 365 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,579 Not exactly a lay-up. 366 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,581 That's why I'm joining the site. 367 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,184 -I'm sorry, what? -Passionpairing.com. 368 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:30,088 If I create a profile similar enough to Christa, with a little luck, 369 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,356 the killer just might ask me out. 370 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,227 "Freshly divorced. Dipping a toe into the dating pool. 371 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,364 "Style is shabby-chic, emphasis on the shabby. 372 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,767 "Lover of early Madonna and late reality TV. 373 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,036 "Infrequent shopper, 374 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,138 "shameless homebody..." 375 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,740 (KEYS CLACKING) 376 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,575 -You forgot "Alluring..." -Oh, God... (SIGHS) 377 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,711 "Powerful, intelligent, beautiful." 378 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:54,979 This isn't me. 379 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,448 -It's Christa. -Huh. 380 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,451 You two would've gotten along, she sounds amazing. 381 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,652 Tell her to give me a call. 382 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,054 BOYS: Daddy! 383 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,822 "Freshly divorced, 384 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,624 "attractive..." 385 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,725 "Beautiful" is better. 386 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,694 Excuse me? 387 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,029 "Attractive"? 388 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,164 Who do you want to date? My Uncle Melvin? 389 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,799 I'd have to see a photo. 390 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,300 Your approach is all wrong. 391 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,769 Did you just crawl from under a rock? 392 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,670 Metaphorically. 393 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:23,908 Passionpairing's a rad site because it's anonymous and therefore promotes honesty. 394 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,743 Don't beat around the bush. 395 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,045 I'm a hot as hell woman looking to get some. 396 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,212 Period. 397 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,280 I like you. 398 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,382 But this isn't for me. 399 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,484 Oh! I'll get on first. 400 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,420 Tie your shoe, Peyton Manning, 401 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,821 you don't want to break your nose. 402 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,289 Nicholas, 403 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,625 please move away from the criminal. 404 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,227 If staging a non-violent protest against 405 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,730 the most unconscionable slumlord of the Lower East Side makes me a criminal, 406 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,131 guilty as charged! 407 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,266 Listen up, pigs! 408 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,135 No justice, no peace! 409 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,103 Boys, come in here. 410 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,972 (BOYS LAUGHING) 411 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,107 Click "Multiplier". 412 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,909 It expands the reach. 413 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,577 -And use caps, helps you get noticed. -(HANDCUFFS CLICK) 414 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,012 And bring your gun on these dates, 415 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,447 plenty of sick pervs out there. 416 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:05,683 (JAKE AND BOYS SHOUTING PLAYFULLY) 417 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,591 (BOTH SIGH) 418 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,360 Thank you. 419 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,629 I know you don't like me. 420 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,431 -I don't have a problem... -That's all right. Why should you? 421 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,301 I hurt your partner. But... 422 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,536 Here we are. And, man-to-man, there are two sides to every story. 423 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,239 I respect you as a cop. 424 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,541 And I just hope some day you'll end up respecting me too. Cheers. 425 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,514 "Hurt" my partner? 426 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,716 That's a bit of an understatement, don't you think? 427 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,618 Fair enough. 428 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,154 I had the perfect woman and I took her for granted. I blew it. 429 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,056 But... 430 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,825 Was I bad enough to get kicked to the curb for good? 431 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,161 -Is that rhetorical? -No, no, not really. 432 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,162 You know her better than anyone. 433 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,363 You know her better than me, even. 434 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,031 -Uh... -I'm, I'm genuinely curious. 435 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,634 In your opinion, is there a path back for me? 436 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,403 Captain, I thought this was gonna be a work thing... 437 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,705 -No. It is, it is. -I don't wanna get... 438 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,373 Just throw me a bone, Billy. Come on. 439 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,509 Does she ever even talk about me? 440 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,711 Oh, she talks about you. Plenty. 441 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,779 -That's good. That's good. -You haven't heard what she says. 442 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,616 Hey, guys. 443 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,718 We're looking for two to play booze foosball. 444 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,153 -What do you say? -Uh, actually... 445 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,888 Yeah. Sure, let's do it. 446 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,856 Booze foosball. I like it. Never heard it put that way. 447 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,958 -Hey, I'm Jake. -Jenny. 448 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,194 (ALL SHRIEKING) 449 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,663 JAKE: There you go, you gotta drink. 450 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,698 JAKE: We're Germany, you're Brazil. 451 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,267 You guys gotta drink! You guys gotta drink! 452 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,234 -Here you go. -Cheers! 453 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:31,936 (ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY) 454 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,638 That's called a goal! 455 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,174 -(LAUGHS) -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) 456 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,242 WOMAN: Shots! Yeah! JAKE: Yeah, nice! 457 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,911 What you on your phone for, man? Come on, get off your phone. 458 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,216 (FIZZING) 459 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,684 (GROANS) 460 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,286 You didn't text me back last night. 461 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,821 Uh... Battery died. 462 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,524 Really? Big night? 463 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,094 Trying to hang with Captain Kamikaze, yeah. 464 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,429 Morning, people. 465 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,166 You forgot to put in the grounds. 466 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,168 Coffee's for the birds, I only drink froth. 467 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,737 Okay, so, we gonna catch a bad guy today? 468 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,005 LAURA: Hopefully, tonight. 469 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,075 Fake Laura has 12 dates. 470 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,010 -How's that gonna work? -I've got a plan. 471 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,979 It won't take more than 60 seconds to roll someone up. 472 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,147 That I'd like to see. 473 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,349 I'll come, watch your back. 474 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,985 I don't need my ex watching me slay dragons in a singles bar. 475 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,420 You're babysitting. 476 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,521 Billy's got my back. 477 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,389 (BILLY CLICKS TONGUE) 478 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,092 Hey, I just wanted you to know the bases have changed since you last played ball. 479 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,994 Um, so first... 480 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,295 Second... 481 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,563 What the hell's third? 482 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,398 Oh, my God! 483 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:35,866 (SIGHS) 484 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:38,970 Back to it. 485 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,982 This music makes me want to kill myself. 486 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,885 Yikes! 487 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,154 So this is what the rest of my life is gonna look like? 488 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,522 (BILLY LAUGHING) 489 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,891 Welcome to my world. All right, game time. 490 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,960 Can we, um, get a little cleavage on, please? 491 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,028 Oh, God... 492 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:04,962 Yeah. Mmm-hmm. 493 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,034 There you go. Fresh air, ladies. (CHUCKLES) 494 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:10,901 And it wouldn't hurt to smile. 495 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:12,937 Good, nice. 496 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:13,971 I'm exhausted already. 497 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,675 Laura? 498 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,576 Nope. 499 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,846 BILLY: What was that? 500 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:25,249 No way that twerp has the cojones to strangle anyone. 501 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,651 Okay, that was cold. 502 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,252 You could've at least let the guy buy you a drink. 503 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,021 Uh, saved him 10 bucks. 504 00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:30,921 Try 20. 505 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,190 The world's gone insane. 506 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,492 So, what's the plan? 507 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,327 Let's see if there's a hothead in the bunch. 508 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,528 And how are we gonna do that? 509 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,763 Lean and mean. 510 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,098 All right. 511 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,066 Let's catch a killer. 512 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,675 Backgammon? 513 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,043 I hate backgammon. 514 00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:54,312 The Jets? Are you kidding me? 515 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,113 The Giants? Are you kidding me? 516 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:04,689 Wow. 517 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,525 Oh! 518 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,094 These heels are designed for two dates, max. 519 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,796 Not 12 in one night. 520 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,632 (GROANS) I hate dating. 521 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,667 Slutty heels don't come with orthotics. 522 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,469 -So where're we at? -Oh. 523 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,071 Zero for eight. 524 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,373 Yeah, I heard everything and didn't pick up jack. 525 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,809 -Other than you're a seriously rude date. -Exactly. 526 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:27,545 Chances are the killer has anger issues. 527 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,380 That's why I was trying to get their goat. 528 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:31,115 Say the wrong thing so they'll fly off the handle. 529 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,384 Dates one, three and four 530 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,319 just laughed off whatever I dished. 531 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,855 Zen factor high, so kill factor low. 532 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:41,092 Date two, Mr. Runny Nose, had a temper, 533 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,294 but is too allergic to smell cologne, much less wear it. 534 00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:45,496 Date five also got pissy. 535 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,565 But he was nursing a cold sore that had to have been 536 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,667 huge two nights back. 537 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,602 You don't go out with Mount Kilimanjaro on your lip. 538 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,206 -Seriously? -Easy, coug. 539 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,341 You couldn't have spent that much on that dress. 540 00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:59,110 -"Coug"? -MAN: Excuse me... 541 00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:01,178 That was incredibly rude. 542 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,047 And her dress needs dry cleaning, 543 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,448 I think you should cover that. 544 00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:07,752 Call my secretary. 545 00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:13,924 That was heroic. Thanks. 546 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,293 You're welcome. And you're Laura? 547 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,062 I'm Kevin, 548 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,930 your Passion Pairing. 549 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,232 Kevin, right. 550 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,767 -Hi. -Hi. 551 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,735 You know what? That rescue deserves a hug. 552 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,437 -Oh, okay, hug it is. -(SNIFFING) 553 00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:28,339 Wow. 554 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:30,641 Distinctive cologne. 555 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,044 -It's too much? -Way too much. 556 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,213 That's kinda harsh. 557 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,682 -The truth often is. -What? 558 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:41,318 You know what? I'm so glad that you reached out to me. 559 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,789 I saw your profile and I was gonna ask you out 560 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,992 two nights ago, but I was a nervous Nellie. 561 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,326 You probably weren't free. 562 00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:50,628 I wasn't, actually. 563 00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,731 I'm just gonna... (CLEARS THROAT) 564 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:54,331 Bathroom. 565 00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:57,634 BILLY: We got a live one here. 566 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:58,803 Same cologne, easily riled. 567 00:23:58,805 --> 00:23:59,837 I'm gonna go get him. 568 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,249 Damn! 569 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,886 -Pardon me. He's gone. -Oh, damn it! 570 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,822 You must be Laura. 571 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:18,722 Sorry, I met someone. 572 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,525 Okay, then. 573 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,301 You are still here. 574 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:31,936 Don't you have anyone to post bail? 575 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:34,405 Bail is for sellouts! 576 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:37,541 The point of civil disobedience is to be heard. 577 00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:39,343 For once in my life he's gonna have to listen. 578 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:40,945 I'm not a little girl anymore 579 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,080 who he can placate with material goods. 580 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,882 The slumlord's your father? 581 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:45,783 You can't pick your parents. 582 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:46,784 (PANTING) 583 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,386 -What's your name? -Sammi. 584 00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:50,955 Sammi, I need your help. 585 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:53,257 That's ironic. 586 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:56,460 The Man locks me behind bars and now wants my help. 587 00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:58,596 Do I look like "The Man"? 588 00:24:59,764 --> 00:25:01,465 What? 589 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,868 I met a guy on Passionpairing and I need to get in touch with him. 590 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:04,635 Don't you have friends? 591 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,638 Click through his profile. 592 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,107 There's a button where you can send an emoticon and message. 593 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,643 Naughtier it is, more likely he'll respond. 594 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:15,913 There's an emoji of wet ruby red lips. 595 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:17,281 Always works for me. 596 00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:27,992 Where the hell is this guy? 597 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,493 Chill. 598 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:31,395 We agreed on 10:30. 599 00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:32,863 He's got one minute. 600 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,398 Yeah, but you're a sitting duck. I don't like it. 601 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,100 Spoiler alert. 602 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,702 If he tries to strangle me, I'm gonna shoot him in the testicles. 603 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:39,537 (BILLY LAUGHS) 604 00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,613 Thank you for coming back out. 605 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:58,355 -I'm sorry I left earlier. -Yeah, you should be. 606 00:25:58,357 --> 00:25:59,657 You should be nicer! 607 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,661 I'm sorry. 608 00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:05,963 You just... 609 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:09,266 Remind me of a woman. 610 00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:11,602 It didn't end well. 611 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:15,873 What happened, Kevin? 612 00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:20,811 We went out a few times. 613 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,581 And I thought we really hit it off. 614 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:25,683 Then... 615 00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,918 Monday... 616 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,119 -(KEVIN CHUCKLES) -(GUNS COCK) 617 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,254 That was gonna be 618 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,591 the night, until she... 619 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:34,825 -Freeze, jackass! -(SHRIEKING) 620 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,894 -Come on! On your knees! -Okay! Okay! Okay! 621 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,195 -Get down! Don't move! -Okay! Okay! Okay! 622 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:39,630 Just take my wallet! 623 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:40,931 Please, just don't hurt us! Please! 624 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,267 He's a cop, Kevin. 625 00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:45,302 So am I. 626 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:48,906 So this isn't a date? 627 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,709 I'm sorry, we're investigating a murder. 628 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,377 -Christa Chase. -Christa's... 629 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,446 Oh, my God! 630 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,315 Thank you. 631 00:26:58,317 --> 00:26:59,984 BILLY: Okay, so what the hell happened Monday night? 632 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,819 She blew me off. 633 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:05,489 She texted me at the last minute that she couldn't make it. 634 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:08,258 -See? -Do you have an alibi, Kevin? 635 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,660 Can you prove that you weren't with Christa? 636 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:12,262 Yes, I ended up seeing a boy band in Brooklyn. 637 00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,597 Hmm, awesome. 638 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:16,000 I posted some sick pics I can show you. 639 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,035 I can't believe you weren't a date. 640 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:20,337 Laura, my people wrote the Kama-sutra. 641 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:23,040 You're a nice guy, Kevin. 642 00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:25,376 What you said to that jerk... 643 00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:27,344 No, that wasn't real. 644 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,580 -What do you mean? -The drink spilling, it was staged. 645 00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:31,649 I hired a wingman. 646 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,317 -BOTH: Excuse me? -The guy, who spilled on you, 647 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,485 he was, um... 648 00:27:35,053 --> 00:27:36,787 A pro. 649 00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,522 I pay him 3 grand a month to pick my dates, 650 00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:39,890 my clothes, even my cologne. 651 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:42,359 Did your wingman pick out Christa? 652 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,662 Christa, Laura... 653 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:45,863 His specialty is seducing dwarfs. 654 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,865 Dwarf? I'm 5'8". 655 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,900 "Divorced Women Alone and Ready to..." 656 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,101 -Oh... -(GASPS) 657 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,136 I won't say the last part. 658 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,071 Excuse me. 659 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,406 I just threw up in my mouth. 660 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:56,874 I know it's crass, 661 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:59,877 but he says he can bed any DWARF he wants. 662 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:01,412 That no one has ever turned him down. 663 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:03,514 I got a feeling Christa did. 664 00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:13,357 (JAKE WHISTLES) 665 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,359 Walk of shame right into work? 666 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,594 Back in the saddle pretty fast. 667 00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:20,464 Twelve saddles. We filmed the whole thing. 668 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,966 You could watch it on Jakeisanidiot.porn. 669 00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:24,735 We've been up all night pulling intel 670 00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:27,171 on our newest suspect. 671 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,973 Michael Devlin aka Winner Wingman. 672 00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:32,076 MICHAEL ON COMPUTER: Who's ready to crush it in DWARF land? 673 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:36,246 In one week, I can teach any man to get any DWARF in the sack. 674 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,716 -What's a DWARF? -Sensitive subject. 675 00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:41,819 If she did her hair up nice, put on a new blouse she picked up at the Mom Store? 676 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,754 Ignore. 677 00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:46,256 We want our DWARF self-conscious and insecure. 678 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,425 He's the Antichrist. 679 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,661 Which is why I can see you wanting to pin a homicide on him. 680 00:28:50,663 --> 00:28:51,462 It lines up. 681 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,364 He had access to her profile, 682 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,467 he picked out Christa for Kevin. 683 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:58,969 If he went after her and she resisted... 684 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:01,805 Jake, I am telling you, I feel this one in my gut. 685 00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,540 I'm not sure gut's enough to pick the guy up. 686 00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:12,916 -Scroll down. -(LAURA SIGHS) 687 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,451 LAURA: That's interesting. 688 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,720 -"Burn in hell." -BILLY: Submitted by ScarredForever. 689 00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:18,622 (KEYS CLACKING) 690 00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,393 Okay, wait, you're making a few assumptions here. 691 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:24,628 I mean, ScarredForever could be a dude. 692 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:26,430 It could be Kevin for all we know. 693 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,765 Doesn't sound like a dude to me. 694 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,835 So... 695 00:29:31,837 --> 00:29:33,871 You're gonna sit here and wait for a response? 696 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,640 This is the Internet, Laura. 697 00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:37,841 It's a comment. You don't... It... 698 00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:40,944 All right, I'm gonna go get some coffee. 699 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,146 Let me know if you want something. 700 00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:43,714 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 701 00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:49,820 -Start where you're comfortable. -Uh... 702 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:52,189 I'd been on three, four dates with one of his clients. 703 00:29:52,757 --> 00:29:53,590 Sweet man. 704 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:55,526 A little boring. (CHUCKLES) 705 00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:59,863 So, when Michael reached out, I suppose I was flattered. 706 00:29:59,865 --> 00:30:01,565 He was so handsome. 707 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,634 Young... 708 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:06,470 I couldn't believe he wanted to be with me. 709 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,105 Jenny, what happened with Michael 710 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,774 when you finally got together? 711 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:15,445 We met at a hotel bar and he bought me one quick drink, 712 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:17,447 and he took me upstairs. 713 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:22,352 There was just something about him, you know? 714 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:24,454 His casual assumption that we were sleeping together. 715 00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:26,857 It just rubbed me the wrong way. 716 00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,259 Did you go home? 717 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:32,696 (VOICE BREAKS) He slapped me. 718 00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:37,267 He threw me on the bed... 719 00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:43,473 He said that middle-aged bitches can't afford to be teases. 720 00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:47,578 I was so scared. 721 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:52,683 So I just let him have me. 722 00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:01,458 I just closed my eyes and let him. 723 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,696 He raped her. 724 00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:07,097 Well, let's get a warrant for a DNA screening. 725 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:08,932 The evidence is circumstantial. 726 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:11,869 They could shoot us down, his lawyer could drag it out. 727 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:14,071 I am not willing to gamble on this. 728 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:15,038 So what do you have in mind? 729 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,640 I rope him in. Tonight. 730 00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:18,976 Before another woman ends up dead. 731 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:20,310 It's too dangerous. 732 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,079 You don't get to be overprotective. 733 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:23,380 You're not my husband anymore. 734 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,748 That wasn't my choice! 735 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,483 If you would take me back right now, 736 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:27,985 I would happily be your husband again. 737 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,052 You just say the word. 738 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,787 We are not doing this! 739 00:31:30,789 --> 00:31:33,891 I have mourned the death of our marriage plenty, 740 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,792 but then I moved on. 741 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:38,996 Guess what? I like not being married to a serial adulterer. 742 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:42,833 And I like doing the job that I'm really good at. 743 00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:46,870 So stop acting like a husband and start acting like a boss 744 00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,339 who wants to catch a killer as much as I do! 745 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:51,575 You'll keep him in public. 746 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,010 Not good enough. We have to catch him in the act. 747 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,413 Laura... 748 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,448 (SIGHS) 749 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,250 All right, look. 750 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,719 If you're going head-to-head with a probable killer, 751 00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:04,922 then you need wingmen. You need multiple wingmen. 752 00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:05,822 Deal. 753 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:08,659 Let's go. 754 00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:26,443 MICHAEL: Didn't expect to hear from you. 755 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,079 Bring your dry cleaning bill? 756 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:30,547 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 757 00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:33,483 LAURA: Tell you what... 758 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:36,820 I'll pay for my dry cleaning if you pay for my dirty martini. 759 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:37,754 Done. 760 00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:41,725 LAURA: So, what do you do when you're not making a mess? 761 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,493 MICHAEL: I'm in import/export. 762 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:44,761 Business runs itself, so... 763 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,331 Mostly, I play. 764 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,501 Well, that sounds 765 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,271 like a complete waste of time. 766 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,273 How about starting a non-profit? 767 00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:58,375 Feisty, hmm? 768 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,510 (LAUGHS) You don't know the half of it. 769 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:04,982 Let's see. What's that? 770 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:09,586 "Yvette, Carrie, Stacey, Alison, Noelle, Daphne, Alison Number Two..." 771 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:10,721 Man, Wingman's got game. 772 00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:12,189 "Let's get naked tonight." 773 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,257 "Hot and heavy, down to frolic." 774 00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:16,126 Ugh! This guy's been douche-texting half the women in New York. 775 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:17,694 Where the hell's Christa? 776 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:20,731 If I were pig-boy and I just killed my latest DWARF-y conquest, 777 00:33:20,733 --> 00:33:23,633 then I would delete my text history with her, stat. 778 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:26,570 But, what I doubt pig-boy knows is unless you empty your bin... 779 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:27,771 (CLICKING) 780 00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,608 Text messages can be recovered. 781 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:32,909 Remind me never to date you. 782 00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:35,278 "C.C." That must be Christa Chase. 783 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,915 Christa Chase 7:41 p.m. Monday... 784 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,418 "We're on." There we go. 785 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,488 He must've taken a shine to Christa, convinced her to meet him instead of Kevin. 786 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,290 She shows up, she gets cold feet, boom, he lashes out. 787 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,860 Dirty tracks. Evidence is circumstantial but pretty damning. 788 00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:53,797 JAKE: All right, let's have Laura close the deal. 789 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,042 What do you say 790 00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:06,543 we get out of here. 791 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:09,613 I mean, if you want to. 792 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:11,948 Done. 793 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,053 MEREDITH: They're on the move. 794 00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:18,889 JAKE: Give them a little space. 795 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:20,957 -Now. -Right. 796 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:37,040 Picked this place up for chump change when the bubble burst. 797 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:54,024 JAKE: She's on 14. 798 00:34:54,026 --> 00:34:55,592 (RATTLING) 799 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,094 -MEREDITH: It's magnetic. -We gotta kill the power. 800 00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:02,065 Come on, come on. 801 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:03,900 Let's move this party along. 802 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:20,884 How about a striptease? 803 00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:23,453 Knock yourself out. 804 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,621 Not me. 805 00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:27,891 You. 806 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:29,826 Big boy. 807 00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,632 I need a good look at what I'm gonna be riding. 808 00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:41,938 Momma's got a freaky streak. 809 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,841 Yes, this is Captain Jake Broderick, NYPD 2nd Precinct. 810 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,743 Look, I need an emergency power shutdown 811 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,678 on Orchard between Delancey and Broome. 812 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,814 No, look, I don't have time for a supervisor! 813 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,282 Turn the power off! Just do it! 814 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,934 Whoever it was, scratched up pretty good. 815 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,037 Where's the choreography? 816 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,310 LAURA: Oh! 817 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:23,346 (LAURA GRUNTING) 818 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:28,118 I'm sorry, whoa, I thought I could do this. 819 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,621 But between the cheap cologne and the Wolverine scratches 820 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:34,324 I... Yikes, I gotta go. 821 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:36,126 The hell you do. 822 00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:39,062 Unbelievable! (GRUNTING) Twice in a week. 823 00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:40,597 Don't you know that middle-aged bitches... 824 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,432 "Can't afford to be teases"? 825 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,201 Yes, we can. 826 00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,736 And we can also afford self-defense classes. 827 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:47,837 (GROANING) 828 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,076 That is for Christa. 829 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:00,217 (GRUNTING) 830 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:09,693 -Party's over, coug. Now you're gonna die alone. -(GROANING) 831 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,494 -Just like you lived. -(CHOKING) 832 00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:14,698 That would be sad, but for one thing. 833 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,199 -What? -(GASPING) 834 00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:17,801 I'm not alone! 835 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:19,236 -(DOOR BREAKS) -Police! Don't move! 836 00:37:19,238 --> 00:37:20,670 BILLY: Get your ass on the ground! 837 00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:22,105 (GRUNTING) 838 00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:26,309 (PANTING) Now the party's over! 839 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:27,377 -(HANDCUFFS CLICK) -(GRUNTING) 840 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,112 Yeah, you got him? 841 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:35,085 LAURA: Yeah, yeah, yeah. MAX: Oh... 842 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:36,186 -MAX: I released. -(BONES CRACKING) 843 00:37:36,188 --> 00:37:37,320 -Okay, there we go. -(LAURA GROANING) 844 00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:40,056 Hey, but stupendous bust. It's really cool. 845 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,992 On a less bright note, a Mrs. Gutierrez from school called 846 00:37:41,994 --> 00:37:43,560 to remind you that 847 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:44,861 extended day care has been canceled 848 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,997 in light of a baby shower for Nurse Schwartzbaum. 849 00:37:46,999 --> 00:37:50,367 Screw Schwartzbaum! I've got to finish this report for the DA. 850 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:53,370 -Jake? -No pick up, no can do. 851 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,005 -Morning, Mark. -No, (CHUCKLING) it's not my name. 852 00:37:58,542 --> 00:38:01,278 Your SS prison guard here says you called someone who posted my bail. 853 00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:06,549 -Dad! -Honey, I had to. 854 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,752 Detective Diamond said they were running out of jail space. 855 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:11,521 -What the hell? -I'm dropping the charges. 856 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:12,922 I'll still pay for your tuition, 857 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:14,491 and I'll pay for your apartment. 858 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:17,160 Just stop having protests in my building. 859 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:19,963 Of course, the police state and the aristocracy 860 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,332 conspiring against the proletariat. What else is new? 861 00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:24,768 -(LAUGHING) -Shush! Too loud for the workplace. 862 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:27,604 I'm not taking your blood money 863 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:30,774 when you don't even pay your employees a living wage. 864 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,809 You may be able to buy your way around 865 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,878 the Canal Street Workers' Rights Board, 866 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,479 but you can't buy my integrity! 867 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,917 You drive a hard bargain, Sammi. 868 00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,054 But I love you. 869 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:48,892 I'll take subway money. 870 00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,327 That was impressive. 871 00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:51,961 Here. 872 00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:55,065 Have you ever done any babysitting? 873 00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:58,468 Only every weekend for nine years. 874 00:38:58,470 --> 00:38:59,369 Call me. 875 00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:05,675 Full background check. 876 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,077 (KNOCKS) Quick word? 877 00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:08,912 Of course, come on in. 878 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,481 -Hey, great job with the case. -Thanks. 879 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,783 Always gonna give you my best on the job. 880 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:14,984 Off the job, you're on your own. 881 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,755 -Meaning? -Meaning... 882 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:21,524 I'm your employee, but I'm not your wingman. 883 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,393 Whatever you do outside of the office, that's your business, 884 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:24,661 just keep me out of it. 885 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:26,429 'Cause between you and Laura, 886 00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:27,797 I think you know where I come down. 887 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:29,065 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 888 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,967 Really? More bro time? 889 00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:33,103 BILLY: I was just leaving. 890 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:36,806 Off to pick up your children. 891 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,209 I see you're incredibly busy. 892 00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:43,613 The Medical Examiner just matched the Wingman's DNA. 893 00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:45,014 -Good job. -Thank you. 894 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:47,884 Anything else, sir? 895 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,387 Actually, Laura, there is. 896 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,793 The other night, when Billy and I went out for drinks, 897 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:57,861 there was a girl... 898 00:39:57,863 --> 00:39:59,262 ¶ La, la, la, la, la ¶ 899 00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:01,064 I really don't want to hear about your sex life. 900 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:05,001 Okay, there's nothing to hear. Your former "serial adulterer" didn't sleep with her, 901 00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:06,903 because of you. 902 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,140 My hero! 903 00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:12,375 I recommend that you take every opportunity you can get. 904 00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:15,078 I'm going to. 905 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,913 In fact, I have a hot date tonight. 906 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:17,914 With who? 907 00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:20,383 Threesome, actually. 908 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,502 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)