1 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:31,081 - What the hell? - Oh, it's hurting my eyes. 2 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:33,284 Everything all right here? 3 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,762 Yeah, we're fine. 4 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,298 How about you, miss? Everything all right? 5 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:46,029 No one forcing you to do anything against your will? 6 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:47,629 No, Officer. 7 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:51,232 No one's forcing me to do anything I don't want to do. 8 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:53,609 Well, all right then. 9 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:58,378 - We have to ask. You understand? - I understand. 10 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:00,983 Hey, she's the one forcing me. 11 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,786 Well, you have a nice evening now. 12 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,255 Stay warm. 13 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:14,627 He likes me. 14 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,859 You better be nice or I'll have him book you. 15 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,803 - On what charge? - For being a hard-ass. 16 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:25,309 Aren't you gonna do up the window? It's cold in here. 17 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:27,436 I think it's hot. 18 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,024 Who are you? 19 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:22,899 Evolution is the cornerstone of modern biology. 20 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:28,364 Species can be arranged on an evolutionary ladder 21 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:32,934 from bacteria and lower animals, to higher animals 22 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,879 and finally up to man. 23 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:38,207 But it's not really that simple, 24 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:43,847 because nature is full of mistakes. 25 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,016 Any class at 8:00 in the morning is a huge mistake. 26 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:52,121 And what if today's mistake is tomorrow's new dominant species? 27 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:57,700 Just because humans are at the top of the ladder today 28 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:02,639 does not mean that we can't just be pushed aside by a superior species. 29 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,142 Yes? Question? 30 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:10,809 If a higher species is threatened with extinction, are they doomed? 31 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,408 Or can they survive by adapting? 32 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:16,613 If mankind was threatened by 33 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:21,387 a reduced gene pool, less genes, less reproductive diversity, 34 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:26,020 what adaptive measures could we take to ensure our survival? 35 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,998 We could mate a lot more. 36 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:37,571 In evolutionary terms, quantity is no substitute for quality. 37 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,315 Ladies and gentlemen, our time is up. 38 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,351 We have exams next week as all of you know, 39 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,044 but don't despair. 40 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:54,653 I have prevailed upon one of my most brilliant grad students, 41 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,521 Luke Callahan, to leave the lab temporarily 42 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:01,259 and make himself available 24/7 for the rest of this week 43 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:03,665 to help any of you out that needs it. 44 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:08,400 24/7 is a figure of speech. You call me after midnight 45 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:12,444 and you're gonna need some serious adaptive survival strategies. 46 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:16,178 I have never seen him before. He's way too gorgeous to be a grad student. 47 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:19,308 - And he's too old for you, Steph. - Old isn't necessarily a bad thing. 48 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:20,818 Thanks. 49 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:07,790 So why didn't you talk to him? 50 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,698 Because I didn't come to college to flirt with cute TAs. 51 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:12,737 I came to prepare myself for life's challenges. 52 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:16,673 Well, isn't that life's biggest challenge? I mean, you finding your ideal mate? 53 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,676 That one person that you're destined for? 54 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:21,975 You're the one who needs a cute TA. Female, of course. 55 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:24,140 Yeah, I know. There's no such thing. 56 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,344 But I wouldn't mind a lonely, well-endowed faculty wife... 57 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:28,715 No. Never work. 58 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,448 You're not an older woman kind of guy, Sam. 59 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,184 - And how would you know? - You need someone our age, and... 60 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,852 - Sexy. - I was gonna say smart. 61 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,520 - And... - Uninhibited. 62 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,564 No! Thoughtful. Sensitive. 63 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,895 She wants to jump your bones, Sam. What're you waiting for? 64 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:48,906 You don't get it. Steph and I are just friends, okay? 65 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:52,034 No such thing. A guy and a girl can never just be friends. 66 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,579 Sure they can. Steph and I have been best buds since middle school. 67 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:59,140 It is theoretically possible to hang out with a chick and not want to bang her. 68 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:03,711 There is nothing more important than sex. That's the whole point of college! 69 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,381 - Getting laid? - Think about it. 70 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:06,958 College is the only time in our lives 71 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,460 when we will have such a large pool of available babes. 72 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:16,229 Out in the real world our choices will be limited, but here the odds are in our favor. 73 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:17,802 The odds? 74 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:21,169 You guys make it sound like it's some sort of competition. 75 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:24,538 - That's not a bad idea. - Just grow up, Nick. 76 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,440 Sam, think about it. 77 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,413 What do you guys think? 78 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,310 Now that your visions have come back, how does that make you feel, Luke? 79 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,251 Terrified. 80 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:40,583 I'm really scared. I thought this was over. 81 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:44,328 I thought I'd put it all behind me. 82 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:48,825 That's common after severe trauma. 83 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,929 Can you tell me about them? Your visions? 84 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:04,872 Yeah, they're beautiful alien females from another planet 85 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:08,412 with no bellybuttons. 86 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:12,485 Go on. 87 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,324 They're trying to reproduce. 88 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:19,064 They implant alien life forms, 89 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,295 spores maybe, 90 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,999 inside human males to incubate them. 91 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,501 Their gene pool is shrinking, and they need new mates, homo sapiens, 92 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:36,310 but during the reproductive act, their body temperatures drop below freezing 93 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,544 and their partners freeze to death. 94 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:46,289 And these visions, you... You still believe they could be true? 95 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,296 Look, these women were a cult. 96 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:56,127 They were real sickos, killing the guys they had sex with. 97 00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:00,636 - Were they aliens also? - No. Of course not. No. 98 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,841 What about the blonde you saw today? Or thought you saw? 99 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:07,970 Constance, Connie. She... Yeah, she was one of them. 100 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,849 From the murders at St. John's College. 101 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,712 She was blonde and very pretty. 102 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:21,784 I remember I was with my friend Alex just before the holidays. 103 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:22,952 Oh, God... 104 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,962 - And... - Not you, too. 105 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,089 ...she turned into one of them. 106 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:32,094 - And then what happened? - And then I woke up in the hospital. 107 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,540 And they brought in the shrink. 108 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:42,014 Why? Why is this happening to me? 109 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:44,844 Why can't I just get on with my life? 110 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:49,547 I'm afraid your visions are part of a much deeper malaise, Luke. 111 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,316 Look. 112 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,529 I'm gonna give you something to help you relax. 113 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,061 Okay? 114 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,293 Now... 115 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:08,265 - These will help stop the visions. - Thank you, 116 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,302 Dr. Geisner. 117 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,805 - A competition? You're kidding. - No! No kidding. 118 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:19,544 - This is real. - We have very strict criteria. 119 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,119 Check this out. 120 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:25,384 There's a handicapping system. Every girl on campus gets a ranking. 121 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:30,121 Mega bonus points if you score with a dime, a perfect 10. 122 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:35,326 Look, I hate to tell you guys this, but women might just find this offensive. 123 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:38,096 I mean, being categorized and handicapped. 124 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:41,037 They won't know if we don't tell 'em. 125 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,471 If you guys think that I'm gonna participate in this juvenile... 126 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,102 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! You got to. 127 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,344 There's only two exceptions. 128 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:53,714 - One, is if you're gay... - It's way too easy to score if you're gay. 129 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:57,584 Or have a steady girlfriend. 130 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,319 Then you got no choice, hombre. 131 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:08,029 This is exam week when everyone goes home. 132 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,659 But most people are sticking around for the party first. 133 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,829 The mother of all parties. 134 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:16,772 More hotties in one place than anyone has ever seen. 135 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,242 Last chance to rack up points. 136 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,575 And may the best man win. 137 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,387 Is there a problem, Officer? 138 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:13,529 This is a 25-mile-an-hour zone. You were going over 40. 139 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,896 Oh, my... 140 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,566 That is fast, isn't it? 141 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:25,975 I'm... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to write you up a citation. 142 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:29,546 Oh, Officer. Do you have to? 143 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,446 Can I have your license, please? 144 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:53,732 This'll just take a moment. 145 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,362 Miss, you can't do that. Civilians are not allowed in. 146 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:26,803 Officer, I'm a new transfer at the college and I just can't afford a ticket right now. 147 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,067 You can go to traffic school. 148 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:32,235 The truth is I just don't want it on my record. 149 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,275 There must be 150 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,141 some 151 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:38,874 other 152 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,641 way 153 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,948 we can settle this? 154 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:46,354 I'm... I'm afraid that I'm... 155 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,458 You're gonna run down the battery. 156 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,660 My baby's never let me down before. 157 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,171 Yeah, well, Nick, do I really need to stress 158 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:04,140 how important it is we get your baby going here? 159 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,837 I mean, this party we're going to has a higher ratio of girls to guys 160 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,141 than any other place in town. This is like... 161 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,888 Hank? You okay? 162 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:26,620 What the... He's frozen stiff. 163 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,105 What the hell happened here? 164 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,976 Holy mackinaw! 165 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,753 Oh, boys, 9 o'clock. 166 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,951 - You see the way she smiled at me? - No, she was smiling at me. 167 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,188 Children, children, please. She was obviously checking me, so... 168 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,561 - Dream on, Henry. - She was. 169 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,429 Right. 170 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,397 Phone numbers are a waste of time. 171 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:11,033 If she won't get with you tonight, cut your losses and move on. 172 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,585 Game on, boys. 173 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,638 What are you doing? 174 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,875 Collecting data for my sociology class. 175 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:53,008 How long it takes after a girl walks in here before a guy buys her a drink. 176 00:15:55,821 --> 00:16:00,190 Can I get you a drink? That took me 17 seconds. 177 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:04,289 That's sweet. But you don't really want to buy me a drink. 178 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,232 You want to have sex. 179 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,734 Well, I'd probably say yes, but... 180 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,839 I don't think my girlfriend would approve. 181 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,310 You know the problem with places like this? 182 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,642 - There's a problem? - Well, it's a meat market. 183 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:59,548 I mean, everyone's a commodity. And it's all about scoring. 184 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,051 There's no room left for just being a person. 185 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,554 - You really think so? - Yes. 186 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:08,649 Then why are you staring at my nipples? 187 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,556 Guys are all the same. 188 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,030 Talk about feelings and all you want to do is cop a feel. 189 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:17,102 - That's not true. I'm not like that. - Uh-huh. 190 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:21,366 Take a good look 'cause it's the closest you're ever gonna get. 191 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,435 Constance! 192 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,372 - That's not my name. - I'm sorry. 193 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,638 I... You looked just like someone I used to know and... I thought... 194 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:39,683 You're my Biology TA, right? Luke Callahan? 195 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,748 I'm Stephanie Baxter. 196 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,318 - I'm really sorry. - Yeah. 197 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,925 - Did I scare you? - No, no. 198 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,823 Well, yeah, maybe a little. 199 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,164 I was just heading back to the dorm. 200 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:02,367 - Would you walk me there? - Well, yeah. Yeah. Of course, yeah. 201 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,237 - Sure. - Okay. 202 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:10,245 So, this woman I reminded you of, Constance, is she a good friend? 203 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,545 She was a friend of my old roommate. 204 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,348 He liked her a lot, but... 205 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,725 But what? 206 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,159 She did things to him. 207 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,294 What do you mean? 208 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,565 - Well? - Mine got overly excited. 209 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,676 Then his vital functions ceased. 210 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,874 Mine was a police officer. And I thought he was in decent shape. 211 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,447 I'm... I'm afraid that I'm... 212 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:55,482 But he didn't survive the temperature drop. 213 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,992 What about the bodies? Did you dispose of them? 214 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,428 We can't have any distractions from the police. 215 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:08,929 We gotta hide those bodies. 216 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:14,545 Look, Luke Callahan is the only one that survived. I'm watching him. 217 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:19,413 - What is different about him? - Yeah, he seems really sensitive. 218 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,042 Well, that's why he survived, 219 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,418 'cause their body temperatures need to drop slowly. 220 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:28,050 - And sensitive guys... - He was in love. 221 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,754 So there's more romance, more foreplay. 222 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,526 There's a cold snap coming. Make sure you do it outside. 223 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,629 And draw it out. 224 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,896 We have to keep them alive as long as possible. 225 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,305 How do we do that? 226 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:49,073 These human males seem so eager. 227 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,948 Just use your imagination. 228 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:06,025 - Keep it down, would you? - Oh, I couldn't keep it down. 229 00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:10,090 You should've seen her, she was amazing. And she had a friend. 230 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,260 You getting all this, Henry? 231 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,931 I'm gonna need date, time, place, some form of corroboration. 232 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,302 Corroboration? 233 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:19,673 - Every score needs to be documented. - Hey... 234 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:24,943 You need hard evidence or a photo, or an eyewitness account... 235 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,577 - That's a lot of crap. - No, Nick. It isn't. 236 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:33,487 And I've come up with the perfect way to document scores. Cellphone. 237 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:38,026 Most shoot video. Put my PC on speed dial, and voil�! 238 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,164 - Instant evidence. - Hi, Mom! 239 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:46,098 - You want to be my hat trick tonight, Peter? - Oh yeah, sure. Get out! 240 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,900 - Go to bed! - You're gonna spill Henry's beer. 241 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,604 Are those good? 242 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,869 Can I try one? 243 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,750 Yeah. 244 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:22,698 Oh, wow. 245 00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:38,948 Not too fast now. Nice and slow. That's how I like it. 246 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:41,813 It's really cold... 247 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,787 Not your breasts, just outside. 248 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,956 Let's do it here, in the snow. 249 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:54,156 It's a record low tonight. 250 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:04,268 - Let's make some heat. - Oh, God, this is just like my fantasy. 251 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,975 Only colder. 252 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:13,115 There's something I really, really need to tell you. 253 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,182 - I'm a... - Not now. 254 00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:21,951 I'm a virgin! 255 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,462 - Sorry. I gotta go. - Hey! 256 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,437 Idiot. Idiot. 257 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:48,576 Come in. 258 00:24:52,123 --> 00:24:55,820 - Excuse me. Are you Professor Buckton? - Yes, I am. 259 00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:58,453 What can I do for you? 260 00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:01,555 I'm Dr. Constance Snowdon. 261 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,828 I've been assigned to Student Health Services this term. 262 00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:08,303 You supervise a grad student named Luke Callahan, right? 263 00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:11,842 Yes. He's one of the best students I've had in a long time. 264 00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,377 Does he ever behave unusually? 265 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:19,973 Well, he's very dedicated, which is unusual these days, 266 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,848 even for a grad student. 267 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:27,289 He's very interested in anatomy, particularly unorthodox evolutionary variations. 268 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:31,161 Well, I came here to tell you that 269 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:35,097 Luke Callahan experienced a psychotic episode a few years ago. 270 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:36,791 Really? 271 00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:38,927 It's probably nothing for you to be concerned about, 272 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:42,200 but I'd appreciate you letting me know if ever he behaves abnormally. 273 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:43,706 "Abnormally?" 274 00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:47,570 Well, how exactly would you define that, Dr. Snowdon? 275 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,670 Paranoid delusions. 276 00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:53,581 Usually having to do with aliens from outer space, 277 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,152 that sort of thing. 278 00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:59,822 Luke has always seemed very well-balanced to me. 279 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,587 He's intense, but he's very sensible. 280 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:05,754 He's very good at compensating for his problems. 281 00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:09,690 I'd appreciate if you 282 00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:12,861 kept this conversation just between you and I. 283 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,008 - All right. - Thank you. 284 00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:22,273 Have a good day. 285 00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:44,528 Hey! What's this I hear about a secret contest? 286 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:53,705 - Contest? Like what contest? - Oh. 287 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:58,949 Oh, I guess it's probably just a rumor. Yeah. 288 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:03,945 Oh! Hey! What's that? 289 00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:07,987 Look! Sweet! 290 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:10,823 This is like handicapping horses on the racing form, right? 291 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:15,491 No. Horse race is like two minutes, this is like a five-day type of thing. 292 00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:20,467 You have got to let me play. Please. 293 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,635 I'll buy you all a case of brewskies. I'll buy you all Mexican. 294 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,576 Come on! I mean, Sam, tell 'em. 295 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:32,946 - Tell them my word is gold. - Forget it, Steiner. 296 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:37,752 Sam. We went to middle school together. 297 00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:40,823 Okay. 298 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:45,760 If Arnold says he's buying brewskies or if he's buying Mexican, he's good for it. 299 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,298 All right, how about brewskies and Mexican? 300 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:55,297 - Done. - Times three. 301 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:59,133 - All right. Times three. - Phenomenal! 302 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:04,313 All right. Just don't go shooting your mouth off about this. 303 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:08,147 - If the girls find out, we're toast. - I won't tell a soul. 304 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:10,585 You got Arnie's word on that, bro. 305 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,727 Evan, you're next. Let him through. 306 00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:29,997 Boys, what's up? 307 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:36,878 This is just to cover overhead administrative costs. 308 00:28:46,091 --> 00:28:48,059 See, none of these chicks do it for me, man. 309 00:28:48,159 --> 00:28:50,423 - I like mine with, you know, black leather... - God... 310 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:53,190 - Chains, studs, dog collars... - Yeah, good luck finding her. 311 00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,163 Don't need to. She's gonna find me. 312 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:59,669 See, I was doing some Googling. Turns out females are attracted by smells. 313 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:03,537 They're drawn to males with strong olfactory pheromone attractors. 314 00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:05,632 Olfactory phero what? 315 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,480 Check this out. Bought it off the Internet. 316 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:18,078 Synthetic bull musk, 95% pure. 317 00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:20,421 Thank you, North Korea. 318 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:26,058 - Oh, that's it. Right there. - Stop. 319 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,557 All right. Watch this. 320 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:45,739 I see you're reading Shakespeare. I love Shakespeare. 321 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,845 He understands the heart. 322 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,487 - So which play are you reading? - Titus Andronicus. 323 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:58,960 Oh, yeah. Titus Androna touch me. 324 00:30:00,331 --> 00:30:01,821 What's that about again? 325 00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:05,835 A Roman general whose daughter has two guys in love with her. 326 00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:09,703 So you're a romantic, too? 327 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:13,235 - Which one does she chose? - Neither. 328 00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:15,505 They rape her and torture her, 329 00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:19,572 but Daddy finds out and whacks them, and chops them into little pieces 330 00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:23,347 and cooks them into a pie and serves them to their mother for dinner. 331 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:26,446 Dinner? I bet you want to grab a burger? 332 00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:30,854 I'm a non-lactose vegan. I'd rather die than do it with a meat-eater. 333 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,589 And you stink. Must be the burgers. 334 00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:39,035 You like that, huh? You want some more of that? How about this? 335 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,233 Excuse me. 336 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:49,669 - Do you know anything about cars? - Cars? 337 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:51,545 Yeah... 338 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:56,977 - Mine won't start. I think I flooded it. - Oh... 339 00:30:57,388 --> 00:31:01,484 So will you come and check it out for me? 340 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:06,287 - Please? - Yeah. Yes. Yeah. 341 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,966 Oh, wait! Can you wait one second? 342 00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:14,834 Just one second. I gotta grab something real quick. 343 00:31:14,939 --> 00:31:18,898 Just one second. I'll just be one second. Yes, Stein'll be back, baby, yeah... 344 00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,204 Hey! Give me your cellphone. I left mine at the dorm. 345 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:27,409 But she's not your type. I mean, she's got no black leather, she's got no studs... 346 00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:31,682 Dude, I think she'll be just fine. Can you give me your cellphone? 347 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:34,314 I could swear I've seen her before. 348 00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:35,551 Oh, yeah? 349 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:44,196 Hey, baby, Steiner's back. Let's do this. Yeah... 350 00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:45,569 Jesus. 351 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:49,997 Steiner's not hurt, baby. No, no, that didn't hurt. 352 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:52,338 Looks like Arnold got lucky. 353 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:56,779 - Yeah, it looks like it. - Why'd you give him your cellphone? 354 00:31:58,016 --> 00:32:02,316 He... He needed to call his parents back. So... 355 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:06,322 Yeah, you are a really bad liar. What are you guys up to? 356 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:10,292 Look, I gotta get back to my dorm room, 'cause I got a killer exam tomorrow... 357 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,226 So I'll talk to you later. 358 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:15,756 This is so sweet of you. 359 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:20,961 - I'm Jasmine, by the way. - Steiner. Arnold Steiner. 360 00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:24,639 You live around here? 361 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:27,168 Well, I just moved here. 362 00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:31,106 Actually, I just transferred from my junior college. 363 00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:32,375 Oh, yeah? 364 00:32:32,483 --> 00:32:37,352 - You have a major? - Of course, I do. Party till you drop. 365 00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:42,760 My car's just over there, through the park. 366 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:46,421 - We'll just have to cut through there. - Sure. I'll follow you. 367 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:02,912 Actually, I lied. I don't even have a car. 368 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:10,313 - I just like the way you look. - You like the way I look? 369 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:43,253 Not so fast now. 370 00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:47,924 Slow and easy. 371 00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:50,760 - Slow and easy? - Uh-huh. 372 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:55,425 - Now, take off your jacket. - Huh? 373 00:33:57,235 --> 00:33:59,635 I want to see what you look like. 374 00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:08,636 - What are you doing? - Just turning my cellphone off. 375 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,679 Don't want us to be interrupted. Yeah. 376 00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:18,115 All right. Now, where were we? 377 00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:43,914 Open. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 378 00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:50,516 Someone needs a little discipline. Time to punish you. 379 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,754 - How did you do that? - What? 380 00:34:55,927 --> 00:35:00,261 - Don't you like what you see? - I like it. I like it... 381 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,364 - Aren't you cold? - A little. 382 00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:09,269 - But it excites me. - Oh... 383 00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:19,846 Whoa! 384 00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:24,446 It's kind of cold. 385 00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:26,182 Yeah, well, you've been a bad boy, Arnold. 386 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:30,351 And you're just gonna have to stay out here in the cold and freeze. 387 00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:38,097 No. No... 388 00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:56,153 Arnold. 389 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,844 Hang on, buddy. I'm coming. 390 00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:50,305 - Oh, good. You're still alive. - Arnold! 391 00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:54,543 Arnie, where are you, buddy? Arnold! 392 00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:09,616 Sam, I can't breathe so good. 393 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:12,924 - You're gonna be okay. All right? - No... 394 00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,456 Not okay... 395 00:37:17,468 --> 00:37:19,436 I'm gonna get you to a doctor. Can you walk? 396 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,528 I don't think so. 397 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:27,243 Head feels funny. 398 00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:30,377 Where's my cellphone? 399 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:33,917 I've been a bad boy, Sam. 400 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:38,682 - Okay, forget the cellphone. - I've been a bad boy, Sam. 401 00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:44,927 I'm gonna get us some wheels, all right? I'll be back. I promise. I promise you. 402 00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:59,299 911. What is your emergency? 403 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:02,277 - Yes, this is a medical emergency. - What is your location, sir? 404 00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:05,682 - In the park on campus. - Please calm down, sir. 405 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,718 - What is the nature of your emergency? - Look. Something's happened to my friend. 406 00:38:08,819 --> 00:38:12,084 - Is he conscious, sir? Are you there, sir? - Thanks. 407 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,018 Hey! 408 00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:17,392 Hey! 409 00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:21,323 Look. Something's happened to my friend. I need to get him to a hospital. 410 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:23,195 - Where? - Come on! 411 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,632 Come. 412 00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:30,806 He's here. Arnold! 413 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:32,640 Arnold! 414 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:42,418 Arnold! 415 00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:53,153 Dialing 911 for no reason is a serious offense. 416 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,288 What? 417 00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:56,730 It wasn't for no reason. Look, something happened to Arnold. 418 00:38:56,834 --> 00:39:00,167 - What do you think happened to him? - I don't know. 419 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:03,069 Well, it's pretty obvious. He took off. 420 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,200 No, but he wouldn't have left without my cellphone. 421 00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:10,138 - I'm gonna let you off with a warning. - But... 422 00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:13,910 If I see you back here, you're gonna get charged. Understand? 423 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:16,176 Yes, sir. 424 00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:31,624 But it excites me. 425 00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:35,934 How does a major dweeb like Arnold get with a total hottie like that? 426 00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:38,403 Love is a mystery, my friend. 427 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,841 That's not just love. 428 00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:44,739 Yeah, that's... That's much better. 429 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,644 Yeah, that's full-on lust. 430 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,511 - It must've been the spray. - Oh, what spray? 431 00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:53,749 Looks like Arnold's pretty cold. 432 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:58,652 Looks like the temperature's dropping fast. 433 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:04,863 - Now, what the hell is that? - It looks like some kind of snake. 434 00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:07,836 - But that doesn't make any sense. - That's what it looks like. 435 00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:14,474 Now, the temperature drop, could it have caused this? 436 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:15,602 I mean, maybe. 437 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:19,877 I mean, these things aren't made to survive subzero temperatures outside, so... 438 00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:21,781 Let's see that again. 439 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,451 But it excites me. 440 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:27,182 Arnold had a thing for chicks in black leather and studs. 441 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:30,158 I mean, what's the chances of finding your dream squeeze? 442 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,592 Astronomical. 443 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:37,058 Really astronomical. 444 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,502 Hey, Arnold. It's me, Sam. Yeah, just give me a call when you get in. 445 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:48,976 All right, bro. 446 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,745 Nick's gonna win this thing if you don't get in the game. 447 00:40:56,854 --> 00:41:00,119 - What are you talking about? - Look. My money's on you. 448 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:02,192 You just gotta get your first one to break the ice. 449 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,955 - Well, do you have any suggestions? - Stephanie. 450 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:08,497 - She's got the hots for you, man. - No, she doesn't. 451 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:12,160 - Dude, open your eyes. - We're just friends. 452 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:16,504 You're the only one who says that. She never does. Why is that? 453 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:38,592 Luke? 454 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:46,565 - How long you been in here? - Just a few hours. Maybe a little more. 455 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:48,365 You ought to take a break. 456 00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:52,331 Stretch the limbs a little bit. Go get something to eat. 457 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:55,210 Maybe find a little companionship. 458 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,508 You know, we... 459 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:03,752 We study the origin of life, but we also have to live it. 460 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:05,321 Yeah. 461 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:09,590 I should really finish this. 462 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,490 What is this? 463 00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:16,891 Oh, yeah... 464 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:21,801 - A few sketches that I was working on. - What on earth is this? 465 00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:25,103 It's something that's not from Earth. 466 00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:29,873 It's the female of an alien species. 467 00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:40,924 And these are? 468 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:44,625 The sexual organs. 469 00:42:44,795 --> 00:42:47,730 They're kept inside till the beginning of the reproductive act. 470 00:42:55,606 --> 00:42:58,541 You know, there's a tremendous amount of detail here. 471 00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:03,938 I'm curious, what inspired you to create something like this? 472 00:43:05,015 --> 00:43:09,315 I saw her. No, no... I didn't create it. I saw her. 473 00:43:12,489 --> 00:43:15,822 - Are you serious? - No. 474 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:20,588 No, of course not. 475 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,069 Go have some fun. 476 00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:29,063 That's what guys your age are supposed to do. 477 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:31,198 Yeah. Yeah. 478 00:43:31,308 --> 00:43:34,402 I'm fine. It's really... 479 00:43:35,646 --> 00:43:37,807 Wonderful musculature. 480 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:41,841 - Can I take a couple of these? - Yeah. Sure. 481 00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:17,451 Are you all right? 482 00:44:22,626 --> 00:44:24,116 I'm not sure. 483 00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:27,125 Where does it hurt? 484 00:44:27,231 --> 00:44:31,565 - I... - If it hurts, I could rub something. 485 00:44:34,271 --> 00:44:38,367 But not in here. They hate it when you talk in the library. 486 00:44:39,810 --> 00:44:44,270 I know a place we can go where we can make as much noise as we want. 487 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,260 Pretty cool, huh? 488 00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:11,373 - Now, what were you going to rub exactly? - Where does it ache? 489 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:21,044 I wonder what you're thinking about. 490 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:38,794 - How did you know? - Like my outfit? 491 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:43,963 Want me to play teacher? 492 00:45:47,544 --> 00:45:51,844 - You're gonna freeze like that. - No, I'm still warm from the workout. 493 00:45:52,716 --> 00:45:57,153 Hey, you know who I saw the other night? Luke, the Biology TA. 494 00:45:57,254 --> 00:46:00,690 - The one whose children you want to bear? - Yeah, that's right. 495 00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:03,055 But it was weird though. He thought I was someone else. 496 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,823 - And then he told me this bizarre story. - Yeah, I'm sure he has the hots for you. 497 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,761 About some girls at his undergrad college 498 00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:11,528 who murdered guys after having sex with them. 499 00:46:12,236 --> 00:46:14,033 Oh, that's bizarre. 500 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:16,436 But the really bizarre part was 501 00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:19,998 he had a vision that they were from another planet where it was real cold. 502 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:21,805 So they were allergic to heat. 503 00:46:21,912 --> 00:46:25,211 And I swear to God, I think he believed it. 504 00:46:26,016 --> 00:46:29,008 But you want to hear something really crazy? 505 00:46:29,386 --> 00:46:30,614 Yeah. 506 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:35,052 I'm thinking of changing the color of my hair. 507 00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:38,194 Would you like me as a blonde? 508 00:46:51,608 --> 00:46:54,975 - I'm putting my phone on vibrate. - Oh. 509 00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:15,998 You're so hot. So hot! 510 00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:18,090 That machine! What is that? 511 00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:20,670 It's a heater so the players don't freeze. 512 00:47:23,106 --> 00:47:26,098 - It's too hot! - Hey! Are you okay? 513 00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:27,843 No! 514 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,076 Hey! 515 00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:36,679 At least give me your phone number! 516 00:48:02,246 --> 00:48:06,307 - Do you want me? - Oh, like I could ever say no. 517 00:48:29,473 --> 00:48:32,806 Doctor Smith, Room 42. Doctor Smith, Room 42. 518 00:48:35,545 --> 00:48:38,343 Look. I'll call you later. Bye. 519 00:48:39,716 --> 00:48:43,982 - I need to see Dr. Geisner. - Let me check and see if she's on call. 520 00:48:45,289 --> 00:48:48,781 - Sorry. She's not available tonight. - Uh-oh. Back up. 521 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,360 She's here tomorrow. 522 00:48:51,461 --> 00:48:53,759 I can give you her voice mail if you'd care to leave a message. 523 00:48:53,864 --> 00:48:54,990 I've already left her three. 524 00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:58,158 - What's he doing here? - He needs to see his doctor. 525 00:48:58,268 --> 00:48:59,792 He's been having some problems sleeping. 526 00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:02,838 - You have no idea where she is? - No, sir. 527 00:49:02,973 --> 00:49:05,840 - Can I... - No, he's dangerous. 528 00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:09,039 - Why? - 'Cause he knows about us. 529 00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,671 And nobody believes him. And we have to keep it that way. 530 00:49:15,485 --> 00:49:16,509 Pity. 531 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,214 Tell her that Luke Callahan came by. 532 00:49:19,323 --> 00:49:20,722 Tell her... 533 00:49:22,492 --> 00:49:24,858 Tell her the medication isn't working. 534 00:49:47,584 --> 00:49:50,610 Guys, I never told you this before, 535 00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:54,919 but I have this thing for girls in schoolgirl uniforms. 536 00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,725 - Isn't that illegal? - It's just a fantasy. 537 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:02,298 It's pretty common really. 538 00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:03,991 Early childhood development thing... 539 00:50:04,101 --> 00:50:08,595 Anyway, like what happened with Arnold, this chick turned into my fantasy. 540 00:50:08,772 --> 00:50:12,572 - How did she do that? - I told you, it all happened kind of fast. 541 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:15,975 The propane heater came on and she freaked. 542 00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:18,172 It was like she was allergic to heat. 543 00:50:21,084 --> 00:50:22,210 What did you say? 544 00:51:06,129 --> 00:51:07,391 Sam? 545 00:51:08,365 --> 00:51:10,993 I tried calling your cell, but you didn't pick up. 546 00:51:11,601 --> 00:51:15,833 - So tell me what Luke said. The whole thing. - This is crazy. 547 00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:17,270 Do you know how crazy this is? 548 00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:19,842 Arnold disappeared into thin air. Okay, that's crazy. 549 00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:22,878 He's probably really embarrassed. The girl he was with ran off on him. 550 00:51:22,979 --> 00:51:25,948 Yeah, but I called his parents. They said that they haven't even heard from him. 551 00:51:26,049 --> 00:51:27,607 It's just not like him. 552 00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:35,855 Luke's not here. Let's go. 553 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:38,955 What are you doing? 554 00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:47,162 Sam? What are you doing? 555 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,760 I just wanna take a look. 556 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,239 Okay. This really is crazy. 557 00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:08,023 Wow! Weird. 558 00:52:15,532 --> 00:52:19,866 He seemed like such a sweet guy, too. So normal. 559 00:52:21,738 --> 00:52:23,797 You'd never guess he... 560 00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:41,156 It's way too hot in here. 561 00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:02,536 Oh, my God. 562 00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:39,848 That looks like an old-fashioned TV sci-fi monster. 563 00:53:42,118 --> 00:53:45,485 - Dr. Snowdon, I didn't hear you come in. - You looked engrossed. 564 00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:49,855 - I didn't want to disturb you. - No, you're not disturbing me. 565 00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:54,754 I saw that your light was on and I was wondering if you... 566 00:53:59,502 --> 00:54:01,970 - That looks a lot like me. - Yes. 567 00:54:02,305 --> 00:54:04,933 - Did you get that from... - Luke Callahan. 568 00:54:08,278 --> 00:54:11,179 He told me that he actually saw one of these. 569 00:54:12,148 --> 00:54:14,412 I think he's under a lot of stress. 570 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:19,218 Well, speaking of stress relief... 571 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:22,225 Is it true, Professor Buckton, 572 00:54:22,325 --> 00:54:26,989 that there's always something to drink in these old faculty offices? 573 00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:33,702 Well... I'm sure I could dig up some 574 00:54:34,537 --> 00:54:37,370 rare old cognac to share with a colleague. 575 00:54:37,474 --> 00:54:39,135 That'd be nice. 576 00:54:42,579 --> 00:54:44,672 It does look a lot like you. 577 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,515 Very detailed work. 578 00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:58,549 It's a complete delusion, of course, 579 00:54:59,262 --> 00:55:03,494 but the skeletal detail is very plausible. 580 00:55:06,069 --> 00:55:10,438 Anatomically I find it quite interesting. 581 00:55:12,242 --> 00:55:16,679 And, Professor, do you find my anatomy quite interesting? 582 00:55:21,017 --> 00:55:23,679 ...shelters for the homeless. And on campus this morning, 583 00:55:23,787 --> 00:55:26,620 Arnold Steiner, a Psychology major, was reported missing 584 00:55:26,723 --> 00:55:29,521 after he failed to meet his friends for a midnight snack. 585 00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:34,586 His shoes, shirt and socks were all found frozen solid in a park near the library. 586 00:55:34,698 --> 00:55:36,689 Campus police consider it highly unlikely 587 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,997 that anyone would have taken off their clothes in this 10-below weather 588 00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:44,563 and are treating Steiner's disappearance as an unusual end-of-term prank. 589 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:48,541 Apparently, Steiner is well known to campus police. 590 00:55:48,812 --> 00:55:53,749 And now, let's check with Diana and find out if this deep freeze will ever let up. 591 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:57,081 Well, Roger, if you're thinking of going outside today, don't. 592 00:55:57,187 --> 00:56:00,054 With today's wind chill factor, exposed skin can freeze... 593 00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:01,180 They're back. 594 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,088 ...and frostbite is always a possibility. 595 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,718 So if you must go outside, keep covered up... 596 00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:31,744 - You missed your last appointment. - Did I? 597 00:56:32,822 --> 00:56:35,950 - I need to know why. - Because of this. 598 00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:41,427 Each one of these is a missing student, 599 00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:44,830 except for these which are unexplained deaths by freezing. 600 00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:52,300 Don't you see? They're back. 601 00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:54,703 When did you stop taking your meds? 602 00:56:56,112 --> 00:56:58,808 They seem to be congregating around the hospital... 603 00:56:58,915 --> 00:57:02,715 - Luke, you have to take your meds. - The meds are just distracting me! 604 00:57:02,819 --> 00:57:04,684 They were helping you to think clearly. 605 00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:08,790 I'm here to help you. 606 00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:14,654 But I can't help you get through this unless you open up to me. 607 00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:17,198 Unless you trust me. 608 00:57:21,004 --> 00:57:22,266 Why do you want me to take them? 609 00:57:22,372 --> 00:57:24,704 To help control the hallucinations. I'm very concerned about you. 610 00:57:24,808 --> 00:57:27,368 No, you're not. You never have been... 611 00:57:29,345 --> 00:57:30,642 You're... 612 00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,215 Now you think I'm one of them. 613 00:57:36,786 --> 00:57:38,276 Luke... 614 00:57:40,824 --> 00:57:43,156 I am not one of them. 615 00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:48,563 They're only in your imagination, they don't exist. 616 00:57:48,665 --> 00:57:50,360 But I saw them. 617 00:57:57,707 --> 00:57:59,334 Listen to me. 618 00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:02,934 I want you to take one of these, three times a day. You hear me? 619 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,210 - Three times a day. - I saw them. 620 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,443 - I know they're real... - Luke. 621 00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:10,050 Promise me. 622 00:58:20,763 --> 00:58:23,197 Doctor Robinson, please report to Cardiology. 623 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:26,163 Doctor Robinson to Cardiology. 624 00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:29,668 Mr. Callahan? I need to talk to you. 625 00:58:31,474 --> 00:58:35,843 If this is about the exam, you can come by my office this afternoon. 626 00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:39,946 It's not about the exam. 627 00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:44,151 It's about the blonde aliens. 628 00:58:47,423 --> 00:58:49,391 - The Decoys? - Yeah, is that what they're called? 629 00:58:49,492 --> 00:58:50,857 Who are you? 630 00:58:51,427 --> 00:58:53,418 - What do you know about her? - Whoa! 631 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,225 If this is some kind of prank, I swear to you... 632 00:58:55,331 --> 00:58:57,060 I think they killed one of my good friends! 633 00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:02,463 That's good. 634 00:59:02,572 --> 00:59:05,234 Oh, I'm sorry. But that's good. That's good! That means... 635 00:59:05,341 --> 00:59:06,308 That means they're slipping up. 636 00:59:06,409 --> 00:59:08,104 That means we might actually have a chance this time. 637 00:59:09,078 --> 00:59:11,808 I read the articles about what happened at St. John's, but... 638 00:59:11,915 --> 00:59:14,406 But, I mean, what do these alien females really want? 639 00:59:14,517 --> 00:59:15,984 They want us. 640 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:21,450 They're real smart. You think that you know who they are, but you don't. 641 00:59:22,158 --> 00:59:24,888 You never even suspect. They've been here for a long time. 642 00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:28,828 They're your best friend, you know. Your girlfriend. 643 00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:33,628 They'll trick you into letting your guard down. 644 00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:34,828 And then... 645 00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:38,738 What is it? 646 00:59:40,009 --> 00:59:44,412 "They're only in your head. They don't exist," huh? 647 00:59:46,215 --> 00:59:48,240 - Guard! Help! - Luke! 648 00:59:48,351 --> 00:59:50,046 - He's crazy! - Luke! 649 00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:53,949 - He's dangerous. Keep him away! - Luke! 650 00:59:58,661 --> 01:00:00,026 Luke! 651 01:00:01,197 --> 01:00:02,255 - Luke! - No! 652 01:00:02,365 --> 01:00:03,559 - It is you. - Calm down. 653 01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:05,156 - Hey! - I saw you burn! 654 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,428 Don't let him throw that on me! 655 01:00:06,536 --> 01:00:08,834 - How many of you are there? - I don't know what you're talking about. 656 01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:11,202 Your species, they can't stand the heat. Am I right? 657 01:00:11,307 --> 01:00:13,639 - Stop! - The coffee! Get that out of his hand! 658 01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:15,177 Put the coffee down. 659 01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:17,871 - Get him out of here! - She's no doctor! 660 01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:24,814 - Are you okay, Dr. Snowdon? - I am. Thank you, Officer. 661 01:00:25,221 --> 01:00:27,781 - Let me go! Please! - You know what? You're a nut job. 662 01:00:27,890 --> 01:00:30,256 And you're going down to county lockup, okay? 663 01:00:30,893 --> 01:00:32,155 Is that really necessary? 664 01:00:32,261 --> 01:00:35,162 I'm afraid so, Doctor. I have to call in campus police. 665 01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:39,166 Look. Luke Callahan is a patient of mine. 666 01:00:39,535 --> 01:00:42,026 He suffers from paranoid hallucinations. 667 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:44,834 What he needs right now is rest and medication. 668 01:00:44,941 --> 01:00:46,772 Now, I'll gladly take full responsibility, 669 01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:51,506 unless, of course, Dr. Snowdon would like to press charges? 670 01:00:51,614 --> 01:00:54,879 No, that's quite all right, Dr. Geisner. 671 01:00:54,984 --> 01:00:58,385 Just review his medication protocol. Thanks. 672 01:01:03,559 --> 01:01:05,686 I'm afraid you're not leaving me a lot of choice, Luke. 673 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:09,822 She's not a doctor. You all think she's a doctor, but she's not. 674 01:01:09,932 --> 01:01:11,900 Take off your jacket and roll up your sleeve. 675 01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:15,334 Look, you have to believe me. Ask him! 676 01:01:15,438 --> 01:01:17,998 You know what I'm talking about. They took one of his friends. 677 01:01:24,914 --> 01:01:28,077 Look. Please. I don't want any more medication. 678 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:30,880 Luke, you need to trust me. 679 01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:35,282 Now, please, your jacket. 680 01:01:38,494 --> 01:01:42,362 They're smarter this time, you know. They're hiding the bodies. 681 01:01:43,132 --> 01:01:45,191 No body, no crime, right? 682 01:01:53,676 --> 01:01:56,076 - You need to rest. - Rest? No. 683 01:01:56,179 --> 01:01:59,444 We need to stop them. We gotta find the bodies. 684 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,414 Then people are gonna know. 685 01:02:01,651 --> 01:02:02,982 - Whoa. - Then... 686 01:02:03,086 --> 01:02:05,384 Calm down. Come on. 687 01:02:09,325 --> 01:02:13,125 Don't trust anyone, man. It's the ones that you trust... 688 01:02:26,943 --> 01:02:31,346 Party computer's going on location, so we can update the leader board in real time. 689 01:02:31,447 --> 01:02:35,349 So, Sam, this TA of yours 690 01:02:35,451 --> 01:02:40,388 really thinks alien chicks are freezing guys they have sex with? 691 01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:42,520 That's only part of it. 692 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,490 That's why they're sticking him in the funny farm. 693 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:47,563 You know, if women are aliens, that would explain a lot of things. 694 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,831 You know, the party doesn't start for another 20 minutes. 695 01:02:50,933 --> 01:02:54,801 It's never too early to rack up a quick point. Gotta protect my lead. 696 01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:57,498 But you won't be in the lead after tonight, man. 697 01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,576 Big words, bro, but this game isn't about words. 698 01:03:00,676 --> 01:03:03,042 It's about numbers. Adios. 699 01:03:09,318 --> 01:03:12,754 Now, if you had a bunch of frozen guys you didn't want anyone to find, 700 01:03:14,190 --> 01:03:15,782 where would you stash them? 701 01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:26,699 The orderlies tell me you've been quite the troublemaker. 702 01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:37,208 - Luke, this is for your own good. - You have to let me out of here. 703 01:03:39,849 --> 01:03:41,146 Please. 704 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:43,343 If I do, Dr. Snowdon will press charges for assault. 705 01:03:43,452 --> 01:03:45,511 She isn't a doctor! 706 01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:51,416 - Luke, I need some cooperation here. - You don't believe a word that I say. 707 01:03:51,527 --> 01:03:55,122 Why should I cooperate with you? Why? 708 01:03:55,331 --> 01:03:56,958 Have it your way. 709 01:04:17,286 --> 01:04:18,776 What are you doing here? 710 01:04:18,888 --> 01:04:21,049 Look. I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 711 01:04:21,157 --> 01:04:23,625 I mean, there are blonde aliens on campus. 712 01:04:24,927 --> 01:04:26,053 And I need your help. 713 01:04:42,912 --> 01:04:46,109 - Gotta play catch-up tonight. - Good luck. 714 01:05:00,763 --> 01:05:01,991 Hey. No. 715 01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:05,957 Okay. I got an idea. 716 01:05:13,676 --> 01:05:15,473 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 717 01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:21,413 Come on! 718 01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:31,058 - You okay? - Yeah. 719 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,459 It's all those meds they gave me in the Psych Ward. I'm fine. 720 01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:36,428 Oh, hey! Look. 721 01:05:36,532 --> 01:05:38,830 If you look them in the eyes, they can read your mind. 722 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,402 - They know what you're thinking. - That's not possible. 723 01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:44,337 No. They can hypnotize you. So never look them in the eyes. 724 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,203 - Okay. I won't. - You got it? 725 01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:48,004 - Yeah. - Okay. Good. Let's go. 726 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:11,024 Okay. For spotting them, this is the most important thing. 727 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:13,567 - Decoys don't have bellybuttons. - What? 728 01:06:13,669 --> 01:06:14,931 What do you mean they don't have bellybuttons? 729 01:06:15,037 --> 01:06:17,767 It's the only sure way to tell them apart from real women. 730 01:06:17,873 --> 01:06:20,865 No bellybuttons. Okay. I got it. 731 01:06:23,746 --> 01:06:25,304 Hey, there. 732 01:06:26,549 --> 01:06:31,953 That's the biggest screen I've ever seen on a laptop. 733 01:06:34,390 --> 01:06:39,157 Is it true what they say about guys with big screens? 734 01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:41,957 Huh? What do they say? 735 01:06:42,631 --> 01:06:46,067 They say guys with big screens 736 01:06:47,970 --> 01:06:52,737 have big keyboards. 737 01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:09,282 - Way too hot in here. - Yeah. 738 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:15,088 I could hardly breathe. This is better. 739 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,127 - You like the cold? - I love it. 740 01:07:23,406 --> 01:07:24,634 Do you 741 01:07:26,609 --> 01:07:28,042 want 742 01:07:30,246 --> 01:07:31,941 to... 743 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:42,718 Now you're gonna turn into my fantasy and freeze me to death? 744 01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:45,994 No! No! 745 01:07:46,128 --> 01:07:49,222 Hey! You're a freak! 746 01:07:52,101 --> 01:07:55,093 - So, baby, you nice and drunk? - Yeah, absolutely. 747 01:07:55,204 --> 01:07:57,434 Good. Well, you still better be able to perform. 748 01:07:57,540 --> 01:08:01,374 My dear, I will be the Hillary to your Everest. 749 01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:04,274 Sounds good. 750 01:08:45,221 --> 01:08:49,385 It's always the ones closest to you. Check the bellybutton. 751 01:08:52,495 --> 01:08:53,462 Hi! 752 01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:56,321 Hi. 753 01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:01,160 I was looking for you. Where have you been? 754 01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:02,601 I... 755 01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:07,298 - You did something to your hair. - Yeah. 756 01:09:08,611 --> 01:09:10,602 - You like it? - Yeah. I like it. 757 01:09:10,713 --> 01:09:14,672 - But what did you do to it? - I colored it, silly. 758 01:09:15,718 --> 01:09:17,777 I got tired of mouse brown. 759 01:09:19,121 --> 01:09:21,817 - You really like it? - Yeah, I like it. 760 01:09:23,626 --> 01:09:25,253 You want to dance? 761 01:09:48,951 --> 01:09:50,885 You know something? 762 01:09:52,788 --> 01:09:57,748 I have always wanted to dance with you, but I thought you didn't like me. 763 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:09,528 It is way too hot in here. Come on. 764 01:10:09,838 --> 01:10:11,703 I need to cool off. 765 01:10:22,918 --> 01:10:24,385 That's better. 766 01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:28,345 It was way too stuffy in there. Don't you think? 767 01:10:29,825 --> 01:10:31,452 Would you dance with me? 768 01:10:40,369 --> 01:10:42,929 - Is she gone? - Who? 769 01:10:44,106 --> 01:10:46,097 What are you talking about? Come here. 770 01:10:46,208 --> 01:10:48,836 Samster just left with Stephanie. I think he's about to score. 771 01:10:48,944 --> 01:10:50,468 Yeah. All right. 772 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,874 There goes Nick. 773 01:10:59,488 --> 01:11:01,422 Oh, my God! Nick's hooking it with another chick. 774 01:11:01,523 --> 01:11:03,354 This guy is amazing. 775 01:11:09,531 --> 01:11:11,999 I've wanted to do that for the longest time. 776 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,951 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - What in the hell is that? 777 01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:42,930 - Let me see something. - Oh. Only if you show me something first. 778 01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:48,425 What're you looking for? These? 779 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:51,997 No. I want... I want to see your stomach! 780 01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:55,267 You've got one! 781 01:11:55,377 --> 01:11:57,811 - Got what? - A bellybutton. 782 01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:03,681 - We thought you were one of them. - One of who? Who? 783 01:12:03,786 --> 01:12:06,687 An alien. A Decoy, I mean... 784 01:12:06,789 --> 01:12:09,314 - They don't have bellybuttons. - What? 785 01:12:12,628 --> 01:12:14,892 - I thought you wanted me, but you're sick! - Steph, wait! 786 01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:16,089 - Let me go! - Steph... 787 01:12:16,198 --> 01:12:19,656 Sam! You gotta come see this! Now! She's doing it to Nick! 788 01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:22,066 - You are so disgusting! - No, Steph... 789 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,195 - All of you! - Steph... 790 01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:27,298 No! She's turned into some monster, with tentacles and stuff! 791 01:12:32,681 --> 01:12:35,650 That's her. The girl who went with Arnold the night he disappeared. 792 01:12:35,751 --> 01:12:38,515 Oh, my God. So they're real. 793 01:12:40,255 --> 01:12:41,779 Damn! The temperature's dropping. 794 01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:43,687 - We have to find them before she... - Yeah, come on. 795 01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:44,986 Go. 796 01:12:55,871 --> 01:12:57,202 Come on! 797 01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:03,207 Guys, don't let her get away. 798 01:13:05,881 --> 01:13:07,280 Damn it! 799 01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:12,050 - Where's she going? - Probably to the hospital. 800 01:13:12,154 --> 01:13:14,088 - We should call the cops. - Right. Real smart, Peter. 801 01:13:14,189 --> 01:13:16,157 First they arrest us, then they throw us in padded cells. 802 01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:19,250 No, we gotta hunt them down ourselves and then destroy 'em. 803 01:13:20,929 --> 01:13:23,227 - No, that's a little extreme. - No. 804 01:13:23,332 --> 01:13:25,300 What she was doing to Nick, that was extreme. 805 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,527 Yeah. 806 01:13:26,635 --> 01:13:28,227 - Nick. - Nick! 807 01:13:29,938 --> 01:13:31,667 - Nick, are you all right? - Huh? 808 01:13:33,175 --> 01:13:36,201 Stephanie, you do something to your hair? 809 01:13:36,311 --> 01:13:38,336 - Yeah, you like it? - Yeah, yeah, he loves it. 810 01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:40,642 Nick, listen to me. Are you okay? 811 01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:45,318 - Not bad. - Dude, what she did to you, that was sick. 812 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:46,615 What'd it feel like? 813 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:52,284 Not too bad. Actually it's kind of enjoyable. 814 01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:00,902 We've gotta get all of them. 815 01:14:01,003 --> 01:14:04,370 The problem is they look exactly like girls. Hot girls. 816 01:14:04,473 --> 01:14:06,873 And it's gonna be really hard to tell the difference. 817 01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:08,772 It's gonna be hard for you 'cause you're guys. 818 01:14:08,877 --> 01:14:10,174 What's that supposed to mean? 819 01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:11,940 It means that you don't think with your brains, 820 01:14:12,047 --> 01:14:14,811 you think with your hormones. 821 01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:18,444 I won't be so easily fooled. Come on. 822 01:15:00,362 --> 01:15:02,227 She's one. Hey, you! 823 01:15:02,965 --> 01:15:04,262 Come on. 824 01:15:11,406 --> 01:15:13,601 Look out! Look out! Look out! Excuse me! 825 01:15:20,015 --> 01:15:20,982 This sucks! 826 01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:34,625 They must know the other one's in trouble. They'll go after her. 827 01:15:34,863 --> 01:15:36,831 - To the hospital? - Yeah. 828 01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:39,500 They're vulnerable to heat. 829 01:15:40,802 --> 01:15:43,532 Yeah, we need something that puts out industrial strength heat. 830 01:15:43,639 --> 01:15:46,403 Okay. We're going to need a bunch of empty beer bottles. 831 01:15:46,508 --> 01:15:47,532 Check. 832 01:15:47,643 --> 01:15:50,373 How fast do you think you can get yours hands on a few cans of hairspray? 833 01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:53,744 Are you kidding? This is a co-ed dorm. How many do you need? 834 01:15:53,849 --> 01:15:55,817 - A few dozen. - Not a problem. 835 01:16:36,692 --> 01:16:38,523 This place is enormous. 836 01:16:39,127 --> 01:16:41,095 If they're hiding, we won't find them for days. 837 01:16:41,196 --> 01:16:43,357 I have a good idea where they are. 838 01:16:43,465 --> 01:16:47,299 There's one place in there no one ever goes. The old morgue. 839 01:16:48,070 --> 01:16:49,901 - Let's go. - Okay. 840 01:16:57,479 --> 01:16:59,242 Where's the morgue? 841 01:16:59,348 --> 01:17:01,248 Don't look at me. I've never been down here before. 842 01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:02,544 I think we should split up. 843 01:17:02,651 --> 01:17:05,142 - Remember not to look them in the eyes. - Okay. 844 01:17:05,253 --> 01:17:07,380 And don't forget what happened to Arnold. 845 01:17:09,424 --> 01:17:11,654 - Hey, good luck. - You, too. 846 01:17:19,601 --> 01:17:20,625 - Hey. - Yeah? 847 01:17:20,736 --> 01:17:23,170 I want you to know, if something happens that... 848 01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:30,103 Yeah, me, too. 849 01:17:30,212 --> 01:17:31,839 - Guys... - Yeah. 850 01:17:31,947 --> 01:17:33,312 - Come on! - Sorry. 851 01:17:33,415 --> 01:17:35,042 - What are you doing? - Okay. 852 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:39,349 This place gives me the creeps. 853 01:17:42,424 --> 01:17:45,825 They're close. I can feel it. 854 01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:15,049 - Sam! - Sam! Sam! 855 01:18:19,428 --> 01:18:20,827 I know you want me. 856 01:18:25,901 --> 01:18:27,664 Wouldn't you rather have this? 857 01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:44,148 Steph, stand back. This needs a little muscle. 858 01:18:47,089 --> 01:18:48,351 No! 859 01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:54,487 Get away from him or I'll... 860 01:19:07,175 --> 01:19:08,233 Oh, no... 861 01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:10,468 Sam, it's out. 862 01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:33,059 Nice going. 863 01:19:33,168 --> 01:19:34,692 - Yeah. - Cool. 864 01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:37,328 - That was really cool. - Yeah, thanks. 865 01:19:39,541 --> 01:19:40,974 Come on. 866 01:19:47,749 --> 01:19:48,977 It's just a closet. 867 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,313 Guys! 868 01:20:44,239 --> 01:20:45,934 Please don't. 869 01:20:47,075 --> 01:20:48,542 I'm not like the others. 870 01:20:51,046 --> 01:20:52,673 I like being human. 871 01:20:54,816 --> 01:20:56,477 I wanna stay this way. 872 01:21:02,090 --> 01:21:03,887 Don't you like me like this? 873 01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:08,655 Or do you prefer me 874 01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:14,097 like this? 875 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,740 You don't have to tell your friends. 876 01:21:22,210 --> 01:21:24,110 We can make it a quickie. 877 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:33,719 Yo! Angie, think you're hot? 878 01:22:02,717 --> 01:22:04,480 We should split up. 879 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:05,883 - What? - You guys go that way. 880 01:22:05,987 --> 01:22:09,218 I'm gonna go this way. Be careful. 881 01:22:10,025 --> 01:22:11,287 Why? 882 01:22:11,393 --> 01:22:13,953 - This is a terrible idea. - What? 883 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,465 - Why does he want to split up? - It's okay, we'll be fine. 884 01:22:43,058 --> 01:22:44,389 Steph? 885 01:22:45,727 --> 01:22:46,785 The morgue. 886 01:22:49,497 --> 01:22:53,524 Okay. Be careful, okay? 887 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:35,037 - They're not here. Let's get out of here. - No. No, I wanna look around. 888 01:23:45,754 --> 01:23:48,518 Sam, there's a body on this gurney. 889 01:23:53,828 --> 01:23:56,353 I thought they didn't use this place anymore. 890 01:24:10,278 --> 01:24:11,506 Steph! 891 01:24:37,172 --> 01:24:39,197 Sam! Sam! 892 01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:43,067 Steph! Hang on! 893 01:24:51,052 --> 01:24:52,212 The oven. 894 01:25:08,503 --> 01:25:12,371 Come on, baby. Let me out. 895 01:25:14,676 --> 01:25:19,045 I will do whatever you want. 896 01:25:20,148 --> 01:25:24,448 And I can be whoever you want me to be. 897 01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:29,188 Not this time. 898 01:25:32,694 --> 01:25:35,822 Remember Arnold? Well, this is for him! 899 01:25:48,643 --> 01:25:50,076 Luke? 900 01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,570 Oh, no... 901 01:26:31,619 --> 01:26:33,280 Dr. Constance, I presume? 902 01:26:34,322 --> 01:26:35,687 I've been looking for you. 903 01:26:55,543 --> 01:26:58,535 - Oh, my God! They're real. - No shit. 904 01:26:58,646 --> 01:27:00,580 You killed one of my clones. 905 01:27:02,517 --> 01:27:05,611 You survived mating once. Let's try it again. 906 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,348 Give it the old college try. 907 01:27:16,598 --> 01:27:18,088 Are you okay? 908 01:27:23,838 --> 01:27:27,069 - Oh, are we upset? - Constance! 909 01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:34,870 Oh, man, what's up now? 910 01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:37,877 He's totally going to give you a run for the top spot. 911 01:28:37,979 --> 01:28:41,847 This is a real relationship. Bonus points for sex with meaning. 912 01:28:42,817 --> 01:28:46,981 - Sorry, dude. It still doesn't count. - Unless we get to see it on video. 913 01:28:48,489 --> 01:28:49,956 You guys are so immature. 914 01:28:50,058 --> 01:28:53,892 Actually, their behavior is quite typical for the average college male. 915 01:29:26,127 --> 01:29:27,788 Be careful. 916 01:29:30,798 --> 01:29:31,787 Oh, shit. 917 01:29:31,899 --> 01:29:34,129 It's okay. It's okay. 918 01:29:43,978 --> 01:29:45,639 That's Professor Buckton. 919 01:29:47,281 --> 01:29:49,272 - I'll get the light. - Oh, my God. 920 01:30:03,498 --> 01:30:07,264 He's still alive. But his pulse is weak. Here. Help me get him out of here. 921 01:30:07,368 --> 01:30:08,858 Come on. Help me. 922 01:30:10,571 --> 01:30:12,163 Whoa... 923 01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:24,315 Oh, God! 924 01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:33,887 It's happening again. They're giving birth to a new species. 925 01:30:33,995 --> 01:30:35,553 Oh, man! 926 01:30:35,696 --> 01:30:37,323 Oh, man!