1 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:19,457 2 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:23,957 3 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:29,124 4 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:33,957 5 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:38,624 6 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:42,374 7 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:47,749 8 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:52,082 9 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:56,415 10 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:01,290 11 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:05,957 12 00:01:06,958 --> 00:01:11,332 13 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:15,999 14 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:20,624 15 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:24,957 16 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:29,165 19 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,624 I wonder what they wanted. 20 00:02:47,791 --> 00:02:50,165 What the...? Ah, business. 21 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:55,874 Take good care of 'em, mister. They were good friends of mine. 22 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,749 It'll be a pleasure, sir. 23 00:02:57,875 --> 00:03:01,290 What do you want? Plain coffin, one dollar. Padded, two dollars. 24 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:05,165 Or maybe you'd like pillows, beautiful silver handles? 25 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:06,915 All the trimmings. 26 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:10,374 - But... that'll be an extra two dollars. - Give 'em pads... 27 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,790 - Pads. - ...pillows... 28 00:03:11,916 --> 00:03:13,249 - Pillows. - ...handles... 29 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,540 Handles. 30 00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:17,207 - And some flowers. - Flowers? 31 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:18,874 Pansies. 32 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:23,374 Hold it a minute, Russ. 33 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:27,624 - What's the matter, Judge? - I thought I heard shots just now. 34 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,957 Nah. it's probably just a horse backfiring. 35 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:31,749 Oh, yes. 36 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:32,915 Hey, wait a minute. 37 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:35,540 I know a horse backfiring when I hear one. 38 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:39,874 Come now, Judge, there ain't been no shootin' in Stodge 39 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,624 since the day you ran Jessie James out of town. 40 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:45,290 - What a day that was, eh? - Hey-hey. 41 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:47,332 You know, Judge, I never credited you 42 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:50,290 with either the guts or the courage to do a thing like that. 43 00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:54,957 Oh, I don't know. I didn't like having to get tough with Jessie, though. 44 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:56,999 She was a nice girl. 45 00:03:57,125 --> 00:04:00,999 I never did get to know exactiy what she done that was so wrong? 46 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:06,165 old Ben was a friend of mine, Sam, and she killed him. 47 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:10,290 It was his own fault. He was 92. I warned him not to marry her. 49 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:15,124 How she did it was immaterial. 50 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:19,624 Come on. Let's get back to the game. it's your draw, Judge. 51 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,124 Someone's dropped one. 52 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,957 - Eh? - Oh, it's me. 53 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:26,665 I've got it. 54 00:04:26,791 --> 00:04:30,957 Mrs Bun, the baker. Happy famllies. 55 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:33,665 That's another pot I've won. 56 00:04:33,791 --> 00:04:37,207 He, he! Oh, and mighty purty it is too. 57 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,207 That one's gonna take a lot of timber. 58 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,540 Six and seven-eighths. Business is picking up. 59 00:04:56,583 --> 00:05:00,290 Yup, I reckon we've come far enough, old pal. Time to rest up. 60 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:10,874 Howdy, stranger! 61 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,957 Nice day. 62 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,582 Disgusting. 63 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:19,249 Remind me to put up a notice about that. "No spitting." 64 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:20,582 Yeah. Yeah, sure, Judge. 66 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,957 Yes, sir. What'll it be? Lemonade, ginger beer, sarsaparilla? 67 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:29,499 Don't be funny. Whisky. 68 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:32,957 We're not allowed to serve hard stuff in Stodge, sir. Mayor's orders. 69 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:38,040 That is correct. But I can thoroughiy recommend the ginger beer. 70 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:40,290 Don't you talk to me about ginger beer. 71 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,249 - Who is this? - Judge Burke. 72 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:44,999 I am the Mayor. 73 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:48,124 Better keep away from my horse. He ain't seen a mare in three weeks. 74 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:53,249 - Come on. Whisky. - Certainly not. We are fully temperance. 75 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:57,374 I don't care if you're full of flatulence. I've been on the trail six days non-stop. 76 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,207 I can't help that. 77 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:03,165 - I don't like people who get in my way. - I can't help that. 78 00:06:03,291 --> 00:06:05,249 And I just shot three men who did. 79 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:08,957 I... Oh, well, in that case, perhaps just a little one. 80 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:13,249 They keep a bottle or two for me for purely medicinal purposes, of course. 81 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:17,207 - Leave the bottle. - Oh, I say, I can't have that. 83 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,040 Bottoms up. 87 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:02,624 - I'll just take that gun of yours, cowboy. - What for? 88 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:04,957 I don't allow no shootin' at my piace. 89 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:07,332 Lady, I wouldn't dream of shootin' at your place. 90 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:10,915 I'm not afraid to use this, you know. 91 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:12,374 My, but you've got a big one. 92 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,040 I'm from Texas, ma'am. We all got big ones down there. 93 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:16,457 And the other. Hand it over. 94 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:18,415 I'll take those, Belle. 95 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:20,999 Check them, will you, Charlle? 96 00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:22,957 Thank you. Here's your ticket. 97 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:25,374 You can have them back when you're ready to ieave. 98 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:27,207 I ain't leaving for a while. 99 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:30,499 Oh, that's nice. We could do with a bit of fun round here. 100 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:31,624 So you're Belle? 101 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:35,624 Yeah. My intimate friends call me... Ding Dong. 102 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,457 Like to give you a clang some time. 103 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,624 How about letting me have a coupie of rooms? 104 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:43,332 $10 a day, all in. OK? 105 00:07:43,458 --> 00:07:48,040 Oh, no. I'm sorryy, Belle, I can't have him staying in Stodge City. 106 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:50,499 Now, listen here, my good man. 107 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:54,874 I run this town and I can't have any trouble around here. 108 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,624 - You won't have to worry about that. - I won't? 109 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,457 From now on, I'll be running it. 110 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:00,749 Yes... 111 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,457 Come on. I'll show you your rooms. 112 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,749 - Do you mind putting that away first? - Oh, why, sure. 113 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,457 Wow. What a hoister. 114 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,707 Disgusting. 115 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,582 I'm gonna get the Sheriff. 116 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:25,999 How about that? Three all at once. Who says there ain't no Santa Ciaus? 117 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:29,582 It's a disgrace. What's the use of me putting these notices up? 118 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:32,207 Where's the Sheriff? What's he doing? 119 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:35,332 Earp! Earp! Sheriff! 120 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:39,082 Sheriff! Oh, there you are. 121 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:41,332 Wake up. There's been a shooting. 122 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:47,457 It's all right. it's all right. Don't go mad. it's only me, Judge Burke. 123 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,790 Now, llsten, there's been a shooting. 124 00:08:50,916 --> 00:08:53,832 - What's that? - I say, there's been a shoo... 125 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:56,499 Oh, for heaven's sake, where's your thing? 126 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,874 There's been a shootin'! 127 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,415 - Yeah? - There's three men laying dead out there. 128 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:06,624 - Strange. I didn't hear nothin'. - I'm not surprised. 129 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:09,207 You never have your thing in. 130 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,832 It's my afternoon off, Judge. 131 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:14,665 I don't know what we pay you for, really I don't. 132 00:09:14,791 --> 00:09:18,499 - Who done it? Do you know? - Some terriblelooking rough. 133 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,749 He's over in Belle's place now. 134 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:24,790 You've got to run him out of town. I don't want that kind of person here. 135 00:09:24,916 --> 00:09:27,665 It iowers the tone of the whole neighbourhood. 136 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:29,874 Well, don't you worr none, Judge. 137 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,832 We'll have him out of here in an hour, either head first or feet first. 138 00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:35,290 - Yeah. - That's right. 139 00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:37,332 In my position, as Mayor... 140 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:41,957 For heaven's sakes, where are your spectacles? 141 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,582 - What do you say? - Your spectacles! 142 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:47,249 Er... around here someplace. 143 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,124 Oh, here they are. 144 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,582 - Where? - Here they are! 145 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:54,957 Ah! Here they are! 147 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:00,540 Yeah. That's better. 148 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,332 Well, here we go. 149 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:08,832 Oh! Here. There. That way. 150 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:16,040 Wait a minute. Here. For Pete's sake. Now, there. 151 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:19,165 Yeah, well, thanks, Judge. 152 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:22,582 These specs ain't so good for seeing things a long ways off. 153 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,332 He'll have to go. 154 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:40,707 Yahoo! 155 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:43,999 Forward ho! 156 00:10:46,791 --> 00:10:48,082 Whoa! 157 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,374 Nice going, Lightning. 158 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:22,707 All right, get away from that bar, stranger. And don't try nothin'. 159 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,874 It's me, Sheriff. Charlle. 160 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,540 - Huh? - Charlie! 161 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:32,457 Oh, yeah. sorryy, Charlie. Didn't recognise you from the front. 162 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:35,874 - Where's the killer? - Up with Belle, Sheriff. Room 12. 163 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,249 - Room 12. - Yup. 164 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,207 Yeah. OK, thanks. 165 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:01,957 You have a good sleep, sweetheart. 167 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:05,165 See you later. 168 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:08,249 I reckon you Texans think more of horses than you do of us women. 169 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,249 Naturally. If I was being chased by a posse, 170 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,707 I wouldn't get very far on you. 171 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:14,749 If you were raising a famlly, you wouldn't get far on a horse. 172 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,165 You in there! 173 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:19,040 You got five seconds to come out with your hands up 174 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,790 or I'm coming in to get you! 175 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:21,915 Who's that? 176 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,082 That's Albert. Albert Earp, our Sheriff. 177 00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:26,665 - Are you comin' out? - Nope. 178 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,457 Then I'm comin' in. 180 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,207 Where's the door? 181 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:42,374 All right, get out of that bed, get on your horse and get out of Stodge. 182 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,457 That is his horse, Sheriff. 183 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,332 These dang glasses. 184 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:49,207 I'm better off without 'em. That's better. 185 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,874 There's liable to be some fancy shooting around here, Miss Belle. 186 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,499 You'd better get the hell out. 187 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,790 You'd better put them specs on. I'm the fella you're looking for. 188 00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:59,040 - What was that? - He's deaf. 189 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,832 I'm the fella you're looking for! 190 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,499 That's the game, is it? 191 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:07,915 Well, it takes more than dressing up in women's clothes to fooI me, mister. 192 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:10,374 On your way, cowboy... Cowboy? 193 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,915 I've had enough of this. 194 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,624 Look here, Twerp... 195 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,707 Name's Earp. Aibert Earp, without the "tw". 196 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,457 With or without, what's the matter? What have I done wrong? 197 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,915 You've killed three men, mister. 198 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:24,082 I know that, but what have I done wrong? 199 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,707 You wanna tr drawin' on me, mister? 200 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,874 I can't. I ain't got my guns. 201 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,957 I'll give you five seconds to find one. 202 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,332 One. 203 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,999 Two. 204 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,582 Three. 205 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,957 - Where are they? - ...four... five. 207 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,457 Sheriff! Sheriff! 208 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:52,874 Here. Are you all right? 209 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,332 I reckon I'm going, Judge. 210 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,457 Oh, don't go. 211 00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:00,415 Listen... listen, friend. 212 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:03,374 Just tell my folks what happened, will you? 213 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,707 They'll even the score. 214 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,415 Will you do that for me, friend? 215 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:09,290 Yes, of course. 216 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:12,040 - What's that? - Oh, for heaven's sakes. 217 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:15,957 Here. Yes! Of course! 218 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:19,749 There's no need to shout, Judge. 219 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,999 I'm wearing my specs. 220 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,749 It's I iucky I remembered where you put that. 221 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,415 Oh, I do beg your pardon, commissioner. 222 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:49,999 Damn it, Perkins, can't you see I'm busy! 223 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,582 I'm terribly sorryy, sir. This just wouldn't wait. 224 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,999 You think this will? 225 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,290 All right, all right. What's so all-fired important? 226 00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:00,624 It's another telegraph from Stodge City, sir. 227 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,082 Judge Burke... He's the Mayor there, you know. 228 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:08,124 Burke? Oh, yeah, I remember him in law school. He's a bum. 229 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,290 I didn't know you studied at law school, sir? 230 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,957 I didn't. I was the janitor. What does the bum want? 231 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:17,082 Lawless elements have completely taken over the town. 232 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,124 He wants us to send him a peace marshal to clean the place up. 233 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:24,290 Why bother me with all this? Send him a marshal. Anything for peace. 234 00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:27,332 Well, that's just the trouble, sir. We haven't any available. 235 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,040 Nobody? 236 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:32,499 What about that big head who hangs around, looking for work? 237 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:35,915 What's his name? Dillon. What's he doing? 238 00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:37,415 Six months. 239 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:41,624 Oh. Well, looks like we got a problem here. 240 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,832 Miss Jones, can you think of something we can do? 241 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,082 Why, yes. 242 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,457 But hadn't we better get the problem out of the way first? 243 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,874 Next. 244 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,040 - What can I do for you? - I'd like a job, please. 245 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,082 - Name? - Knutt. 246 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:03,249 With a "K". 247 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,124 Huh, you could have fooled me. 248 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,665 First name? 249 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:09,457 Marshal. Marshal P. Knutt. 250 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:12,332 Most of my friends call me "Marsh". 251 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,124 Well, then, in that case, you won't mind if I call you Marshal. 252 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,707 Profession? 253 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:22,249 Drainage, sanitation and garbage disposal engineer, first class. 254 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,332 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 255 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,457 Qualifications? 256 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:29,540 Yes. I have a certificate from Chipping Sodbur Technical College. 257 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:30,665 That's in England. 258 00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,082 And a reference from Lady Pushing, 259 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:36,249 saying what a good job I did on her main sludge channel, 260 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,790 cos it was all... bunged up, you know. 261 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,624 And this was presented to me by the Chipping Sodbur Ladies' Guild, 262 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,040 In appreciation for services rendered. 263 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,749 It's a sink plunger. 264 00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:52,874 It's very interesting, Mr Knutt. I fail to see how it can be of any use to us. 265 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,290 That's where you're wrong. 266 00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:56,832 I don't mind telling you that since I arrived in America, 267 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:59,540 I've been amazed by your out-of-date methods. 268 00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:03,499 For instance your way of disposing of garbage is a load of rubbish. 269 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,124 And as for sanitation, 270 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,999 I think you'll agree it's an absurd waste of the President's vaiuable time 271 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,540 to have to walk from the White House 272 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:13,540 all the way to that little shed at the bottom of the garden. 273 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,624 And as for your city streets... 274 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,249 Mr Knutt! 275 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,707 May I suggest 276 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,332 that you see the Publlc Works Department down the corridor? 277 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,624 Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 278 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,957 Just a minute. Mr Knutt! 279 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,290 Would you piease take this with you? 280 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,665 Oh, yes. We mustn't forget that, must we? 281 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,082 I'm terribiy sorryy. 282 00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,124 Yes? 283 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,040 Well, what do you want? 284 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:29,165 I was told you might give me a job. 285 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:32,457 Job? What job? Who the blazes are you? 286 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,790 Knutt. Marshal P. Knutt. 287 00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:38,582 Marshal? No-one available, huh? 288 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:41,540 Well, Marshal, you couldn't have come at a better time. 289 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:43,374 - Really? - Yes, sir. 290 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,165 How would you like to go and clean up Stodge City for me? 291 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,665 Oh, very much, sir. In a bit of a mess, is it? 292 00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:50,790 You said it, Marshal. One heck of a mess. 293 00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:53,957 Funnlly enough, I was talking about that probiem to the man outside. 294 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:57,415 - Now, I have one or two theories. - Yes, I'm sure you have, Marshal. 295 00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:58,915 But I'm a pretty busy man, 296 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:02,207 so suppose you get down to Stodge City and get to work, huh? 297 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,124 See Judge Burke. He'll tell you what's doing. 298 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,582 Judge Burke. Yes, and thank you very much. 299 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,665 Not at all, Marshal, not at all. 300 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,040 Stodge City. 301 00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:20,082 Oh, right in the country. 302 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,082 Should be nice and peaceful. 304 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,540 Who was that? Who did it? 305 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,999 Isn't it sickening? 306 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:37,957 That's the tenth window broken in two weeks. 307 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,207 Who was it, Judge? 308 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:43,415 Some of those horrible friends of the Rumpo Kid, of course. 309 00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:45,665 Look at my hat. Just look at it. 310 00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:48,832 Three inches lower and it would have been your head. 311 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,624 Don't say that! 312 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,415 Things have got pretty rough here since he came. 313 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:58,249 Rough? it ain't safe for decent folks to walk the streets. 314 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,707 I have to send my wife out for everything. 315 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,915 Never mind. Things will get better when they send that Marshal. 316 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,374 If they send him. 317 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,790 Oh... Why, hello, Sam. What brings you into town? 318 00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:14,749 I tell you what brings me into town. 319 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,290 I lost 50 head of cattle on my ranch last night. 320 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,082 - Rustiers? - They certainly weren't pickpockets! 321 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,832 Well, there's no need to get all sarky. 322 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:26,332 50 head. What's more, my prize bull was among 'em. 323 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,415 Not old Ramrod? 324 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:31,374 Yeah. How am I to raise cattle without a bull? 325 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,915 Judge, you gotta do something. 326 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:36,415 Well, it's hardly in my line of country, Sam. 327 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:39,957 You know darned well that Rumpo Kid and his gang are behind this. 328 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,665 Yeah, you're probably right, Sam, but how are you gonna prove it? 329 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,499 And stay out of here, bum. 331 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:05,082 Johnny. 332 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,957 How about this for business, huh? 333 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,165 Yeah, you sure have made a difference to the place. 334 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,415 Well, I like to see a bit of innocent fun. 335 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:21,624 Johnny, just look at these beautiful furs. Silver fox and he only wants $50 a skin. 336 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,957 - Not bad. - They'd make a lovely fur coat. 337 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,374 I don't like wearing fur. 338 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,290 No, Johnny, I meant for me. 339 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:31,874 I get it. You want me to buy 'em for you, huh? 340 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,540 Just 500 the lot, mister. 341 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:37,207 Right. I just gotta get some money from the bank. Won't be a minute. 342 00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:42,124 Morning, Mr Rumpo, sir. Anything for me today? 343 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,040 Not yet, Josh. Stick around. it's early. 346 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,915 Hey, that's the fourth in two weeks. 347 00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:08,374 You're in the wrong business. 348 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,707 What's going on here? 350 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,540 What is it, Judge? 351 00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:06,624 Don't look. Whatever you do, don't look. 352 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,040 Why not? 353 00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:11,290 You'll never believe it, but there are women dancing in there 354 00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:14,790 and showing their... under things. 355 00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:16,915 - No. - Right up to here. 356 00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,540 What do they look like? 357 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:25,415 They're sort of biack and frilly, with these little pink rosebuds on 'em. 358 00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:29,207 What does it matter what they look like? It's disgusting. 359 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:33,332 Why, in 15 years of married life, I haven't even seen my wife's. 360 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:36,249 You don't need to worry. They ain't got rosebuds on them. 361 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:39,290 I'm glad to hear it. I... What? 362 00:23:39,416 --> 00:23:42,665 I'm kinda busy. I've got some folk waiting in the surger. 363 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:49,290 Oh, he must have seen them on the clothesline. 364 00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:52,582 - Yahoo! - I'm gonna put a stop to this. 365 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:55,749 Stop! Stop! 366 00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:59,207 Stop! Stop! 367 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:02,499 Stop this disgraceful exhibition immediateiy! 368 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,249 Go on, get outta here! 369 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:08,999 And kindly adjust your dress before leaving. 370 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:12,582 Hey. Just what do you think you're doing, Judge? 371 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:16,582 Mr Kid, as Mayor of this town, and guardian of law and order, 372 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:20,374 I must object most strongly to this impropriety. 373 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,790 impro... what? 374 00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:24,499 All this jigging up and down and lascivious dancing. 375 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,290 What? it's educational. 376 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:30,457 Educational? They never showed me anything like that when I was at school. 377 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,749 That's what I mean. it's never too late to learn. 378 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:34,874 Sit down, Judge. Grab yourself a piece of culture. 379 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,290 Culture? Just a minute. 380 00:24:37,416 --> 00:24:40,332 I suppose you think that's culture. 381 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,749 Nope. That's my Aunt Fanny. 382 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:44,957 She give me that as a sort of housewarming present. 383 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,124 Artistic, ain't it? 384 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,290 But she ain't got no clothes on. 385 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:50,957 Certainly not. She's in her working outfit. 386 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,790 - What? - She's an artist's model. 387 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:55,499 I don't care if she's Lady Godiva. 388 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,665 She's gotta come down. I can't have that sort of thing around here. 389 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:01,999 I'm determined to keep the Stodge out of sex. 390 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,124 The... the sex out of Stodge. 391 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,790 Suppose you get out of here while you're in one piece. 392 00:25:06,916 --> 00:25:08,415 I haven't finished yet. 393 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,374 Oh, no. There's something else. 394 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:14,207 You've got to stop shooting all them cashiers at the bank. 395 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:18,582 Wait. You can't biame me for that. They won't let me draw no money. 396 00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:23,249 Before you draw money out of a bank, you're supposed to put some in. 397 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:24,624 That's a funny way to rob a bank. 398 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:28,415 And don't think I don't know who's behind all the cattlerustling 399 00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:30,499 that's been going on around here. 400 00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:32,082 What cattlerustling? 401 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:34,957 You won't find no cows here. Not the kind you're looking for. 402 00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:37,290 Don't think you're gonna get away with it, Rumpo. 403 00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:39,082 I'm gonna get you. Do you hear me? 404 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,957 I'm gonna get you. 405 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:42,665 Now's as good a time as any, Judge. 406 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,540 Don't get me wrong. I-I-I was only joking. 407 00:25:45,666 --> 00:25:47,790 Make me laugh some more. Go for your gun. 409 00:25:56,750 --> 00:26:00,207 Judge! 410 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:03,374 Judge... this telegraph just come for you. 411 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,749 A-ha! It's from Washington. 412 00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:10,999 They're sending down a United States Marshal. 413 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:15,790 - A what? - Yeah. Kinda changes things, doesn't it? 414 00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:19,874 He'll arrive on the first stage from Denver. Huh! 415 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,457 Yeah! 416 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,540 Excuse me. Do you go all the way? 417 00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:40,999 - I-I beg your pardon? - All the way... to Stodge City? 418 00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:43,457 Oh, yeah. I have a job of work to do there. 419 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:46,624 Really? Oh, that's marvellous. So do I. 420 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:50,582 I'm a drainage, sanitation and garbage disposal engineer, first class. 421 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:53,040 I just knew you'd be something exciting like that. 422 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:55,124 I've been sent to clean up the town. 423 00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:57,582 I had something in mind for myself like that. 424 00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,540 - What are you going for? - Vengeance. 425 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:01,332 Oh... What? 426 00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:04,457 My father was Sheriff in Stodge City and somebody shot him. 427 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,415 I'm going there to find out who. 428 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,207 Oh, I'm sorryy to hear that. 429 00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:11,374 But I don't think a nice girl like you should be doing things like that. 430 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,332 I mean, even if you do find out who it was, what can you do? 431 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,749 Kill him? 432 00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:21,082 It's no use, Johnny. 433 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:25,915 If a marshal's coming to Stodge, we may just as well pack up and move on. 434 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:29,040 - If he gets this far. - Well, how are you gonna stop him? 435 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,499 You take a shot at a peace marshal 436 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:33,165 and they'll send the whole US Cavalry in to get you. 437 00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:34,915 Belle's right, Kid. You can't touch a Marshal. 438 00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:39,290 I know. But just supposing that stage was to get raided by Indians? 439 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,707 Are you kidding? 440 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,582 There's only one lot of Indians left around here 441 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:44,749 and they couldn't raid a larder. 442 00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:46,790 Maybe we could give 'em a hand. 443 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:49,207 Come on, Charlle, Let's go and talk to 'em. 444 00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:58,665 Stop! 445 00:27:58,791 --> 00:28:01,332 How! We come in peace. 446 00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:16,624 Look, here, Mr... injun. We ain't come here to buy a load ofjunk. 447 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:20,624 We wanna talk with the big chief. Savvy? 448 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,540 You wait. 449 00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:25,749 Big chief in little lodge. 451 00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:36,415 Oh, hello! 453 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,415 Hait. 454 00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:53,540 Meum big palefaced chief from-um Stodge City. 455 00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:56,957 Meum salute-um big chief. 456 00:28:57,083 --> 00:29:00,249 Meum want-um powwow. 457 00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:03,624 I say, you do talk funny. You must be foreigners. 458 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:07,040 Why didn't you tell me he could talk English? 459 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,749 I'm sorry, Kid. I didn't know. 460 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:11,290 Chief, this is Johnny Finger, known as the Rumpo Kid. 461 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,457 Oh, how do you do? 462 00:29:14,791 --> 00:29:16,874 And a very charming name. 463 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,082 I'm called Man Ooh-ahh! 464 00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:21,457 Roughiy transiated, it means "Big Heap". 465 00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:22,832 Very picturesque. 466 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:25,249 And this is my son Little Heap. 467 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:27,540 Or as we say, Mini Man Ooh-ahh. 469 00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:32,415 No, you can't have their scalps. 470 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,332 The very idea. He's scalp mad. 471 00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:38,874 Glad to hear that, Chief. Maybe we can help him get one. 472 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,165 Oh, no, don't encourage him. 473 00:29:41,291 --> 00:29:43,499 We can sit down and talk it over, can't we? 474 00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:45,707 But, of course. Where are my manners? 475 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:53,040 I think you'll find this piece of ground most comfortable. No sharp stones. 476 00:29:57,208 --> 00:30:00,207 Son, tell my squaw to fetch the peace pipe. 477 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,165 Ugh! 478 00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:03,124 You'd care for a piece of pipe? 479 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:07,540 Be glad to, Chief. I once talked peace with the Sioux, but you can't trust 'em. 480 00:30:07,666 --> 00:30:09,957 One minute, it was peace on, the next... peace off. 481 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:12,624 You won't have any trouble with us, I can assure you. 482 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:15,707 Personally, I hate fighting. 484 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:27,874 Oh. 485 00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:30,915 This is my new squaw, Kitikata. 486 00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:33,415 I bought her for two buffalo skins. 487 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:36,540 - How? - Never mind how. Where? 490 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:47,665 What have you got in there - old moccasins? 491 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:50,957 - Thank you, no. I'm tring to give it up. - I don't blame you. 492 00:30:52,041 --> 00:30:54,874 You don't happen to have any fire water, do you? 493 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,165 You like whisky? 494 00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:01,249 Oh, my favourite brand! 495 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:04,499 Ah-ah. if I give you this, I gotta have something in return. 496 00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:06,999 She's yours. 497 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:08,457 Oh, no, not that. 498 00:31:10,041 --> 00:31:12,957 Well... maybe... maybe that on account. 499 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,582 - What else do you want? - A certain fella got rid of. 500 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,874 Where is he? On the stage. 501 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,124 Oh! I don't blame you. 502 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:22,374 I can't stand actors myself. Peculiar lot. 503 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:25,582 The stagecoach coming in from Denver today. 504 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:27,915 All you gotta do is raid it and get him. 505 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:29,915 Oh, I don't like the sound of that. 506 00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:32,749 I'm told they carry guns on these stages. It might get rough. 507 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,165 Your favourite brand. Try some. 508 00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:37,707 Pienty more where that come from. 509 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:38,915 Well... 510 00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:47,499 Cory. 511 00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:50,749 Down with Custer! 512 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,832 Slaughter the pale faces. 513 00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,707 Massacre the lot! 514 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:19,874 Ah. That's the signal from Little Heap. 515 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,082 That means they've sighted the stage. 516 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,582 - Where? - Well, there. 517 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,040 Don't you see the smoke signals? 518 00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:26,999 Now, I must acknowledge them. 519 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,665 I'll be glad when this is over. 520 00:32:30,791 --> 00:32:33,165 I feeI a right Charlle in this get-up, I can tell you. 521 00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:37,165 You look great, a sort of a cross between Hiawatha and Rose Marie. 522 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:41,040 Eurgh. I still I don't see why we have to dress up like this. 523 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,207 Because we have to look like injuns. 524 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:44,874 I don't trust that Big Heap out of my sight. 525 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,165 Now, quit beefing and give me that dynamite. 526 00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:50,707 Come on, fella. 527 00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:55,749 Here. if you can't stop that stage any other way, use these. 528 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:57,707 Oh, thank you. 529 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:00,624 What are you messing about at? 530 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,457 I'm just tring to start a fire to answer Little Heap. 531 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:06,374 - Try a match. - Oh, dear me, no. 532 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,749 Why, my peopie have been getting fire this way for thousands of years. 533 00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:10,915 It's such fun. 534 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:12,957 What's that got to do with it? 535 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:15,290 They got kids the same way for thousands of years, too. 536 00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:16,415 Well? 537 00:33:16,541 --> 00:33:18,207 Carry on with the sticks. 538 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,624 All right, get on your horses. 541 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:37,582 I say. it's never worked as well as that before. 542 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,624 Oh, we've stopped. 543 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:48,540 So we have. And I shouid think so, too. 544 00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:52,040 12 hours is a long time in a coach with no corridor. 545 00:33:58,791 --> 00:34:00,040 Well, where is it? 546 00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:02,790 We ain't stopped for that, mister. Looked up over there. 547 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,457 injuns. 548 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,290 - What? - injuns? 549 00:34:06,416 --> 00:34:07,624 You mean railway engines? 550 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,540 Red injuns. Them's smoke signals. 551 00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:12,915 - What do they mean? - Danged if I know. 552 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:14,332 Oh, I can tell you. 553 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:17,249 I bought a useful phrase book in Washington. 554 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:19,499 Smoke signals... 555 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,915 Ah, here it is. Now, what are they saying? 556 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:25,249 Puff, puff, puff, puff... 557 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:27,540 puff, puff, puff, puff... 558 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,915 puff-puff, p-puff. 559 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:38,082 Here it is. "Please direct me to the ladies' or gentlemen's cloakroom." 560 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,374 That can't be right, can it? 561 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:43,082 Well, if it is, Indians can't be ver particular. 562 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:46,915 Yeah, well, I ain't hanging around here, listening to you puffing. 563 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:50,082 Cos all I know is, where there's injuns, there's troubie. 564 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:52,374 Trouble? Oh, don't be siliy. 565 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,415 There hasn't been any trouble with Indians for years. 566 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:55,749 They're perfectly friendly now. 567 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,582 Call that friendly? 568 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:02,874 Oh, they're only playing. They wouldn't hurt us. 569 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:08,957 Some game. 571 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,915 Now, what are we gonna do, mister? Play with 'em? 572 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,332 Now, don't panic. It's all right. 573 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,665 I know what to do. Form a circle. 574 00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:30,249 Yes, that's it! Form a circle. 575 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:31,957 With one coach? 576 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:35,749 - Oh, yes, that would be difficult. - If you two don't mind, I'll get back in. 577 00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:38,290 - That's a good idea. - Oh, no, you don't, mister. 578 00:35:38,416 --> 00:35:40,707 We're gonna need ever man that we've got. 579 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:43,874 Now, you get a hold of that, get up there and start shootin'! 581 00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,749 I don't know what we would have done without him. 582 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,082 I'd better get to work, I suppose. 584 00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:30,457 I got one! 585 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,249 Two that time, with only one bullet! 586 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:46,957 Look, they've shot three of my braves. 587 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,624 What do you want them to do? 588 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:52,082 Use bullets with those little rubber suction cups stuck on the end? 589 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,249 Here, have a drop more courage. 590 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:07,499 That does it! 591 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,082 Little Heap! 592 00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:13,665 - What are you doing? - I'm calling off the attack. 593 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:17,749 Oompah! Stickity! Jumper! Bloody quick! 594 00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:22,332 They're going! 595 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,957 Hey, come back. You gonna iet one little fella chase you away? 596 00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:38,082 You call yourseif braves? I've seen braver cowards. 597 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:47,249 Wh-wh-wh-what happened? 598 00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:48,790 Eugh. 599 00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:50,790 They've run away. They've had enough. 600 00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:52,915 Well, yeah, you get down off there 601 00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:54,915 and we get out of here before they come back. 602 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,040 What hit me? 603 00:37:59,416 --> 00:38:01,874 Oh, no. I don't believe it. 604 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:04,915 What happened to him? 605 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:08,124 - Oh, it was just the excitement, I guess. - Oh. 606 00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:10,874 - Get him in the coach. - Hold this a minute. 607 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:16,749 Come on! Let's get out of here. Come on, giddup! Giddup! 608 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:17,957 Giddup! 609 00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:21,374 - Do you drive? - Who? Me? Er, yes, I suppose so. 610 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,832 Well, I should start, if I were you. 611 00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:24,374 There's still a couple of Indians left over there. 612 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,874 Oh, right. 613 00:38:33,583 --> 00:38:35,040 Yah! Yah! 614 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,040 Come on. Whoa. 615 00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:53,082 We got to finish this off ourselves, Charlie. 616 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:55,790 Is he mad? 617 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:57,749 Looks like it. I'm getting out of here. Giddup. 618 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,499 Ow! 619 00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:05,749 Charlie! Charlie! Help! 620 00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:09,665 Oh! Where you been? 621 00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:11,665 You want help getting on your horse, Kid? 622 00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:13,249 Are you joking? 623 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:15,457 - Oh! 624 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:17,415 Ah, shut up! 625 00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:20,749 Oh! 626 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,082 Shut up! 627 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:43,624 - is he gonna be all right, Doc? - Yeah, reckon so. 628 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,249 Pity. 629 00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:47,040 He's coming round. 630 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:49,249 Something wrong with your drains. 631 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,082 He's delirious. Ah, poor feller. 632 00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:55,124 - Indians! Indians! - Where? 633 00:39:56,875 --> 00:40:00,707 Listen, don't worry. You're gonna be quite safe now. 634 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:03,499 He's gonna be all right. He's just a bit shook up, that's all. 635 00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:04,624 Pity. 636 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,999 Don't keep saying that. It gets on my nerves. 637 00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:09,790 What exactiy happened, Bert? 638 00:40:09,916 --> 00:40:12,374 Well, I don't rightiy know, for sure. 639 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,665 But from what Miss Oakley here says, 640 00:40:14,791 --> 00:40:18,707 This young fella shot three injuns and drove the rest of 'em away. 641 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,415 Amazing. Is that right, miss? 642 00:40:21,541 --> 00:40:23,457 Well, there was only him. 643 00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:26,624 You couldn't expect a defenceiess little thing like me to do anything? 644 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:28,957 I suppose not. 645 00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,915 It seems incredible. 646 00:40:31,041 --> 00:40:33,040 Well, I think he was just wonderful. 647 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:34,790 I don't know what I'd have done without him. 648 00:40:34,916 --> 00:40:36,249 Oh, it was nothing. 649 00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:39,207 If you'll excuse me, I'd like to get settled in. 650 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:40,665 There is a hotel here, isn't there? 651 00:40:40,791 --> 00:40:43,915 Yes, but I wouldn't recommend it, Miss Oakley. 652 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:45,790 They get a funny lot in there. 653 00:40:45,916 --> 00:40:48,249 I think I can take care of myself, thank you. 654 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:51,082 - I'll take you over, Miss. - Ah, thank you. 655 00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:52,749 Gosh, this sure is heavy. 656 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:54,874 Just a few feminine, little knick-knacks. 657 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,082 Yeah. 658 00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:57,749 Oh, she's ioveiy. 659 00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:02,124 You won't have time for that sort of thing. You've got work to do. 660 00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:05,290 Don't worr, sir. I'm ver keen to get started right away. 661 00:41:05,416 --> 00:41:09,790 That's the spirit. I'll show you your office, Marshal. 662 00:41:09,916 --> 00:41:12,290 Marshal? How did you know my name? 663 00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:17,124 Washington told me you were coming. I am Judge Burke, the Mayor. 664 00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:20,499 That's right. The Judge's folk founded Stodge City, Marshal. 665 00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:24,207 My great grandfather came over here on the Mayflower. 666 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:26,665 He was the original Burke. 667 00:41:26,791 --> 00:41:29,915 He married into the Wright family and became a Wright-Burke. 668 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,165 The whole famlly are Wright-Burkes, Marshal. 669 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,374 Charming. 670 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:41,040 "Rumpo's Piace". It sounds pretty exclusive. 671 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:44,499 Yeah. The Rumpo Kid, that is, miss. He runs this town. 672 00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:48,582 - Don't you have a Sheriff? - We did have, but he sort of died. 673 00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:50,624 - Oh, really? How? - Lead poisoning. 674 00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:52,249 Who shot the lead into him? 675 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:53,540 I can't say, miss. 676 00:41:53,666 --> 00:41:56,790 And if I was you, I wouldn't ask questions like that around these parts. 677 00:41:57,375 --> 00:42:00,749 Right, in here. Charlle will fix you up with a room. 678 00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:05,707 Here we are, Marshal. 679 00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:09,415 Thank you, Judge, but I wish you'd call me Marsh like my friends do. 680 00:42:09,541 --> 00:42:11,999 - Marsh? - Yes, it's short for Marshal. 681 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:15,165 - Oh, I couldn't do a thing like that. - You couldn't? 682 00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:19,165 No. it'd be like me calling the Sheriff "Sheree". 683 00:42:19,291 --> 00:42:22,707 People around here Would have thought that mighty peculiar. 684 00:42:25,291 --> 00:42:28,207 Well, this is it. How do you like it? 685 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,540 Oh, it's very cosy. 686 00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:32,790 And there's a nice bedroom for you through there, 687 00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:35,290 and plenty of guns for you to use. 688 00:42:35,416 --> 00:42:37,290 Oh, thank you very much. 689 00:42:37,416 --> 00:42:39,457 But what do I want guns for? 690 00:42:40,041 --> 00:42:42,165 Don't tell me you've got rats around here. 691 00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:43,415 Have we got rats? 692 00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:48,040 Ever since the Rumpo Kid came to town, the place has been full of them. 693 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,582 That's not so good. They didn't tell me that was your problem. 694 00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:53,582 Well, never mind. I'm sure you'll get rid of them. 695 00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:57,665 Oh, yes. Mind you, I won't be going round shooting these rats, Judge. 696 00:42:57,791 --> 00:43:00,582 The thing to do is to find out where they do their breeding. 697 00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,999 - Really? - So as you don't get any more. 698 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:06,415 Well, that sounds like a long-term policy to me. 699 00:43:06,541 --> 00:43:09,582 Stlli, I'm sure you must know what you're doing. 700 00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:13,457 Oh, yes. in my experience, they usually do it down in the drains. 701 00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:16,290 You must have had some ver funny experiences. 702 00:43:16,416 --> 00:43:19,499 I have. Well, you can't be a drainage engineer without, you know. 703 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:23,249 - A what? - A drainage engineer. That's my job. 704 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:25,457 But you're a Marshal. 705 00:43:25,583 --> 00:43:26,999 No, Marshal's my name. 706 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:28,582 Marshal P. Knutt. 707 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:33,249 Drainage, sanitation and garbage disposaI engineer, first ciass. 708 00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:36,707 They sent me down here to ciean the piace up. Didn't they tell you? 709 00:43:36,833 --> 00:43:40,207 But we want a peace Marshal, not a drainee Marshal. 710 00:43:40,333 --> 00:43:41,957 Drainage, -age, -age. 711 00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:47,415 Oh! Don't you understand? This town is full of gunmen and outlaws. 712 00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:50,499 That's what we want cleaned up. 713 00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:51,915 You mean, there isn't a job for me? 714 00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,499 Of course there isn't a job for... 715 00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:57,457 Wait a minute. 716 00:43:57,583 --> 00:44:01,415 No-one around here knows you're not a real Marshal, do they? 717 00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,332 Oh, Annie Oakley. I told her my job. 718 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:04,832 Oh, she don't matter. 719 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:08,165 And you did shoot all them Indians singlehanded? 720 00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:09,415 Granted, yes. 721 00:44:09,541 --> 00:44:13,249 Come to think of it, you'll make a marvellous Marshal. 722 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:17,415 - Who, me? - Yes. You'll clean up Stodge City. 723 00:44:17,541 --> 00:44:22,040 Oh, you'll become the most admired, the most feared man in the West. 724 00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:24,665 Oh, they'll write books about you. 725 00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:30,124 I can see it: "The Legend of Marshal P. Knutt." 726 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,790 "The Legend of Marshal P. Knutt." 727 00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:37,415 Curly, round up the boys. We've got a job on tonight. 728 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:38,624 Sure thing, Kid. 729 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:41,832 - Give me a drink, Charlie. - You ought to know, Mr Rumpo, 730 00:44:41,958 --> 00:44:45,415 that woman that's staying here's asking a lot about Sheriff Earp's death. 731 00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:46,999 What woman who's staying here? 732 00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:49,207 She came in on the stage. I iet her have a room. 733 00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:51,249 - Where is she? - Upstairs. Room 11 . 734 00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:53,165 What are you gonna do? 735 00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:55,165 I don't like women who ask awkward questions. 736 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:58,415 She's going out of here on her big, fat bustie. 737 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,290 - Come in! 738 00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:06,874 All right, lady, just pack your bags and... 739 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,582 I thought you were the chambermaid. 740 00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,040 I am. 741 00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:17,832 You don't look too much like a chambermaid to me. 742 00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:18,999 It's my day off. 743 00:45:19,125 --> 00:45:21,374 You must be the one they call the Rumpo Kid, huh? 744 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,999 Yep. That's me. 745 00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:25,165 And you want me to pack my bags and ieave? 746 00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:27,499 Leave? Where did you get that idea? 747 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:30,874 Well, I thought... What did you come in here for, then? 748 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,165 Just to say welcome. 749 00:45:33,291 --> 00:45:37,040 I hope you have a long and friendly stay here. 750 00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:39,290 Well, thank you. Thank you. 751 00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:42,332 You just ask for anything you want. it's all on the house. 752 00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:44,832 Thank you. Right now I'd like to get out of my bath. 753 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,790 Oh. Give you a hand? 754 00:45:46,916 --> 00:45:49,915 No, no, but you can pass a towel if you like. 755 00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:51,290 Yep. 756 00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:55,749 Here you are. 757 00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:59,457 All right, I won't look. 758 00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,790 - No? - Nope. 759 00:46:02,916 --> 00:46:04,915 Oh, well. Worth a try. 760 00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:12,499 Yeah, well... it was er... nice er... seeing you. 761 00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:14,582 And you, too. You've been ver sweet to me. 762 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,040 Well, did you do it? 763 00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:22,249 - Did I do what? - Did you tell her to go? 764 00:46:22,375 --> 00:46:24,665 Oh, that. Yeah, sure. I gave it to her straight, 765 00:46:24,791 --> 00:46:25,999 Cards on the yable, man to man. 766 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:27,540 Man to man, huh? 767 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:29,249 Yup. Right between the eyes. 768 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:30,624 So she's going? 769 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:34,749 Nope. The fact is, Belle, she's straight. I reckon she's not tring to hide nothing. 770 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,624 She couldn't. Not in that bath. 771 00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:40,249 You're right there. Boy, has she got... 772 00:46:40,375 --> 00:46:41,665 Oh. You saw. 773 00:46:41,791 --> 00:46:43,707 Yeah, well, I happened to be standing here 774 00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:46,332 and the keyhole came up against my eye. 775 00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:49,749 Well... then y-y-you saw for yourself. 776 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:51,790 I mean, she's nice... a nice girl. 777 00:46:51,916 --> 00:46:54,165 You can't go throwing a poor little thing like that out. 778 00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:59,207 - You know how it is. - Yeah, yeah. I know just how it is. 779 00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,790 Reckon she does know how it is, too. 781 00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:13,374 The Rumpo Kid. He's the one we gotta get something on. 782 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:16,665 He's behind everything that's going on around here. 783 00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:18,582 Why didn't you just run him out of town, then? 784 00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:21,624 Everbody's scared stiff of him. 785 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,332 Except me, of course. 786 00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:25,249 Pardon me. 787 00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:29,582 Mind if I come in? 788 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:34,374 Why, of course, Mr Rumpo. We're always delighted to see you. 789 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,749 I wanted to meet the new Marshal. 790 00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:38,665 Oh, thank you. 791 00:47:38,791 --> 00:47:40,124 I thought I'd tip you off. 792 00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:42,957 There's going to be another raid on Colonel Houston's cattle tonight. 793 00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:44,832 What? How do you know? 794 00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:47,707 A stranger came into my piace and told one of the girls. 795 00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:49,999 - You don't say. - Yup. 796 00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:54,499 The giri's not involved, mind you. She's a nice, pure, innocent kid. 797 00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:56,540 He just happened to talk in his sleep. 798 00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:58,540 Well, thank you for telling me, Mr Rumpo. 799 00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:02,874 A pieasure, Marshal. Any time I can do anything to help, don't be afraid to ask. 800 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,207 Gentlemen, if you'll pardon me, 801 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:06,999 I've promised to talk to the ladies' sewing circle. 802 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,082 He doesn't seem such a bad fellow. 803 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:10,874 Don't you believe it. 804 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,874 There's something funny going on around here. 805 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,832 Why, I'm almost positive that he and his gang 806 00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:19,832 are doing all the catllerustllng around here. 807 00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:23,082 Impossible. He wouldn't have come in and told us if it was him. 808 00:48:23,208 --> 00:48:25,540 No. No, that's a point. 809 00:48:25,666 --> 00:48:28,249 We've gotta do some quick thinking. 810 00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:30,832 "Tonight", he said. That's today. 811 00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:35,249 That's pretty quick thinking. Don't overdo it. Leave it to me. 812 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,915 Now, let me see... Now... 813 00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:42,415 The best plan Would be for you to ride out there after dark 814 00:48:42,541 --> 00:48:44,249 and surprise 'em. 815 00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:47,290 - All by myself? - No. You gotta take a posse with you. 816 00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:51,165 - Why? Don't they like cats? - A posse! Not a pussy! 817 00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:52,374 You can't go out there 818 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:56,457 and handle a whole gang of rustiers and killers all by yourself. 819 00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:58,082 - Can't I? - No, no. 820 00:48:58,208 --> 00:49:03,790 You've got to find some brave and public-spirited citizens to help you. 821 00:49:03,916 --> 00:49:05,957 Oh, yes, I see. Like you, you mean. 822 00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:07,165 Exactly. 823 00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:10,957 Except that, unfortunately, tonight I have another engagement. 824 00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:12,540 Any other night, of course. 825 00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:17,082 But don't worry. You're bound to find somebody. 826 00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:18,790 Yeah! 827 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,832 Yup. 828 00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:40,957 Howdy, Marshal. 829 00:49:43,625 --> 00:49:44,957 What can I do for you? 830 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:47,207 Well, actually, I'm tring to get up a posse. 831 00:49:47,333 --> 00:49:48,790 Oh? For tonight, you mean? 832 00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:51,999 That's right. I thought perhaps you and a few of your men could er... 833 00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:55,165 Oh, it's a pity, Marshal. I'm sorryy. We can't help you tonight. 834 00:49:55,291 --> 00:49:59,790 We got a little choir practice. I promised the boys. Right, boys? 835 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:06,582 Oh. it's funny, but everone I've asked so far seems to be doing something else. 836 00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:09,915 Ah, gee, that's tough, Marshal. Ain't it? 837 00:50:10,750 --> 00:50:14,582 Wait a minute. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you two of my boys. Short. 838 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:18,790 - Yeah, boss. - I got a little job for you. 839 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:21,915 Take these two, Marshal. Short and Curly. 840 00:50:23,291 --> 00:50:24,957 How do you do? 841 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:45,624 Who was that? 842 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:48,540 Just Rumpo and some of the boys, Marshal. 843 00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:50,790 Oh! Off to their choir practice. 844 00:50:50,916 --> 00:50:53,040 I'm sorryy if I'm making you miss yours. 845 00:50:53,166 --> 00:50:56,540 That's all right, Marshal. We'll get up extra eariy and do some. 846 00:50:56,666 --> 00:51:00,082 Oh, good. By the way, I've got your Deputy badges. 847 00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:01,582 No, thank you, Marshal. 848 00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:05,332 It ain't wise to wear them. Makes too easy a target. 849 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,332 Oh... yes. 850 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:12,207 Well, I suppose we'd better be off, then. 851 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:15,249 Yup. Got a horse all ready for you, Marshal. 852 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,790 Oh... yes. Yes, that's a horse, all right. 853 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:37,582 Looks like you forgot to fasten your girth, Marshal. 855 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,332 Hey, come back! Horse! 856 00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:46,332 Horse! 858 00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:01,999 The herd seems mighty restless. 859 00:52:02,541 --> 00:52:03,707 You hear anything, Joe? 860 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:16,040 Nice work. When you're through, take a handful of steers up to Bear Pass. 861 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,540 I'm going to see Sam Houston. Come on! 863 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,165 - Howdy, mister. - Howdy, Colonel. 864 00:52:33,291 --> 00:52:36,207 I was just up in the high ground getting the stock in. 865 00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:39,999 I've just seen some fellas making off with a whole heap of your catlle. 866 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,332 The hell you say. 867 00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:46,749 - Jake! Get them ready to ride! - Sure thing, Colonel. 868 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,665 I'm mighty grateful to you, mister. 869 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,040 Whereabouts you saw 'em? 870 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,999 They were just coming over Bear Pass. 871 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:54,999 - What you say? - Bear... Pass. 872 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:58,124 Oh. My hearing isn't so good these days. 873 00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:10,415 That's the catlle, all right. 874 00:53:10,541 --> 00:53:12,207 They've got the Bar X brand on 'em. 875 00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:15,957 Well, where are all the rustlers, then? 876 00:53:17,041 --> 00:53:19,415 Well, I reckon just the sight of you, Marshal, 877 00:53:19,541 --> 00:53:21,082 must have scared them away. 878 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:24,665 Oh, yes, I suppose so. 879 00:53:24,791 --> 00:53:26,540 Well, what are we gonna do now, then? 880 00:53:26,666 --> 00:53:31,082 Well, I reckon the best thing we can do is to leave you to look after them steers 881 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:33,124 while we ride and get us some help. 882 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,207 Just what I was going to suggest. 883 00:53:47,541 --> 00:53:49,290 - There they are, Colonel. - Yeah! 884 00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:51,874 Come on! Let's get 'em! Hah! 886 00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:07,790 Colonel Houston? 887 00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:09,624 Yeah. That's me. 888 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,249 Oh. 889 00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:15,332 Do you mind if I do this, Colonel? 890 00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:18,915 As an upright and law-abiding citizen of Stodge City 891 00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:20,915 and a lifelong friend of Sheriff Earp, 892 00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:22,915 I consider it my duty. 893 00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:24,790 Your privilege, sir. 894 00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:27,207 What do you think you're doing? 895 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,374 You're making a terrible mistake, you know. 896 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,582 - I can sue you for this. I've got my rights. - Pipe down, will you? 897 00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:34,415 What are you getting so excited about? 898 00:54:34,541 --> 00:54:37,665 I can't help it. I've always been nervous and highiy strung. 899 00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:39,790 You're about to be strung even higher, pal. 900 00:54:49,666 --> 00:54:51,874 Right, we'll just take the other end and make it... 901 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,415 ...good and tight. 902 00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:13,082 Yahoo! 903 00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,124 Ruffians! 904 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,540 Marshal! Marshal! 905 00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:26,207 It's me, Judge Burke. 907 00:55:29,791 --> 00:55:32,999 What are you doing in there? You can't stay iocked up all the time. 908 00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:35,540 You're supposed to be keeping law and order. 909 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:36,999 Oh, no. 910 00:55:38,541 --> 00:55:40,832 He's out to get me. I know it. That Rumpo. 911 00:55:40,958 --> 00:55:44,665 Don't be silly. They wouldn't dare do anything to a US Marshal. 912 00:55:44,791 --> 00:55:46,832 "wouldn't dare do anything", he says. 913 00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:50,582 Judge, I was neariy hanged the other night, like a common criminal. 914 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:52,874 Oh, you don't wanna worry about that. 915 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,499 Some of my best friends have been hanged. 916 00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:58,290 There ain't no stigma attached to it out West. 917 00:55:58,416 --> 00:56:00,374 Well, they can't fool me. It was Rumpo's doing. 918 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,707 He arranged the whole thing. 919 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:04,957 Oh, come on, now. You're imagining things. 920 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:09,999 Both he and old Sam apologised ver nicely the next day. 921 00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:12,957 it was a naturaI mistake to make in the circumstances. 922 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,207 Do I look like a cattle rustler? 923 00:56:15,333 --> 00:56:19,915 No, but you don't look like a sanitary inspector either. 924 00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:23,999 I am not a sanitary inspector! I am a sanitation engineer, first ciass! 925 00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:26,999 Shh. Do you want everbody to hear? 926 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:30,415 Look, first of all the Indian attack on the stage coach. 927 00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:32,415 Then this cattle rustling business. 928 00:56:32,541 --> 00:56:34,082 That didn't happen by accident. 929 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:36,374 That was planned to get me out of the way. 930 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,832 And it Would have worked if that fella hadn't come to my rescue. 931 00:56:38,958 --> 00:56:40,415 Yeah, who was he? 932 00:56:40,916 --> 00:56:43,999 I don't know. He just untied my hands and he galloped off. 933 00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:46,290 - But I'd know him again, all right. - How? 934 00:56:46,416 --> 00:56:48,749 He had a very strong smell of perfume. 935 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:50,790 Really? 936 00:56:50,916 --> 00:56:52,832 We're getting a funny lot round here. 937 00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:55,124 Who is it? 938 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,624 Sam Houston. 939 00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:02,540 What is it? What's the matter? 940 00:57:02,666 --> 00:57:06,290 They were at my piace again last night. Yes! Got away with 40 head. 941 00:57:06,416 --> 00:57:07,957 Who were they? Did you see 'em? 942 00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:10,124 It was too dark to see much. 943 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,874 Yeah, but I recognised it was one of Rumpo's men. 944 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,415 Marshal, you've gotta do something. 945 00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:18,165 Well, I don't see what I can do without any proof. 946 00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:21,499 Here's proof for you. Take a look at that. 947 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:25,207 You match up those hoof prints and you've got your man. 948 00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:27,665 But how did they get up there? 949 00:57:27,791 --> 00:57:29,874 What have you been doing? 950 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,040 Well, I was out courting. 951 00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:33,999 There's no law against it. 952 00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:38,290 No, no, of course not, but I can think of more comfortable piaces to do it. 953 00:57:38,416 --> 00:57:43,582 Marshal, I think it's time you and Rumpo had a little talk. 954 00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:46,749 Well, if you think there's evidence. You know, personally, I don't... 955 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:49,499 Now, there's nothing to be afraid of. 956 00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:52,415 They wouldn't dare do anything to a US Marshal. 957 00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:56,790 Here they come now! Stop 'em! 958 00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:13,374 Well, gentlemen, a toast. 959 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,999 To our own beloved Marshal P. Knutt, 960 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:19,540 accidentally run over today by a band of unknown horsemen, RiP. 963 00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:26,124 What's the matter? 965 00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:43,040 966 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:45,957 967 00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:49,874 to give you a shove? 968 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:54,499 969 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,540 970 00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:02,040 971 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:06,624 972 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:09,332 973 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:13,457 to take advantage of 974 00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:17,915 975 00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:21,124 976 00:59:21,250 --> 00:59:25,915 977 00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:28,707 978 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:31,790 979 00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:34,499 980 00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:36,874 981 00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:40,540 982 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:43,582 983 00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:48,540 another night like this 984 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,207 985 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:56,582 986 00:59:56,708 --> 01:00:00,957 987 01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:05,165 988 01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:07,999 989 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:13,332 for holding me tight 990 01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:15,082 991 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:22,457 992 01:00:29,916 --> 01:00:31,499 I didn't know you could sing. 993 01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:34,624 Well, I've hardly seen anything of you since I arrived. 994 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:36,749 Have you er... been avoiding me? 995 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:39,915 I should say not. I got a lot of business to do lately. 996 01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:42,665 - At night? - Why, it's the most convenient time. 997 01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:44,040 My customers are asleep then. 998 01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:47,540 Say, it's awful crowded in here. 999 01:00:47,666 --> 01:00:49,999 Is there somewhere private where we could talk? 1000 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:54,790 Yep. My office. I got a nice big couch there for sitting, talking on. 1001 01:00:54,916 --> 01:00:56,457 Well, what are we waiting for, then? 1002 01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:59,332 Well, you go right ahead. I just gotta get something. 1003 01:00:59,458 --> 01:01:00,999 OK. 1004 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:07,540 Charlie, quick. Come on, Charlie! Gimme a bottle. 1005 01:01:07,666 --> 01:01:10,415 Sure thing, Kid. Champagne? 1006 01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:11,665 What else? 1007 01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:19,082 - You... you can't go to her, Johnny. - Don't talk so silly. 1008 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:22,707 Don't turn our stor into a burning tale of lust, jealousy and passion 1009 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,082 under a white-hot desert sun. 1010 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:28,040 Don't make it a saga of sex, vengeance and sudden death in the primitive West. 1011 01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:29,499 Are you delirious? 1012 01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:33,374 But, Johnny, she's no good. Take it from me, she's after something. 1013 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:35,749 if you get out of the way, she's gonna get it. 1014 01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:38,457 But, Johnny, have you forgotten? 1015 01:01:38,583 --> 01:01:39,707 I'm your little Ding Dong. 1016 01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:42,707 I hate to have to say it, but your Ding has lost its Dong. 1018 01:01:47,166 --> 01:01:48,999 Reckon you iost him, Belle. 1019 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:52,540 How about doing a little something for me, eh? 1020 01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:53,957 OK. 1022 01:02:02,916 --> 01:02:04,499 Here's to us. 1023 01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:11,207 Oh, no, Johnny. No, don't. 1024 01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:13,999 Annie, I'd do anything for you. I'd buy you diamonds, furs. 1025 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:15,874 I'll make you a partner. I'll shave ever day. 1026 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,082 I know, but, you see, it's no use. 1027 01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:20,582 - I'm saving myself for another. - Another what? 1028 01:02:20,708 --> 01:02:23,165 - Another man. - Who? 1029 01:02:23,291 --> 01:02:26,165 The man who killed the man who killed my man. 1030 01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:28,290 I got lost. Would you mind repeating that? 1031 01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:29,624 OK, I'll try and explain. 1032 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:33,249 You see, there once was a Sheriff here called Earp, Albert Earp. 1033 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,582 Yeah, what about him? 1034 01:02:34,708 --> 01:02:38,915 Well, a long time ago, he once shot somebody very dear to me, 1035 01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:40,957 and I just long for somebody to kill Earp. 1036 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,332 They have. He's dead. 1037 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:43,540 I know. 1038 01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:47,499 And whoever it was that shot Earp is the one I'm saving myself for. 1039 01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:50,332 You see, I have nothing else to offer as a reward. 1040 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:52,540 it was me. I shot the old codger. 1041 01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:54,832 - You're... - The man who killed the man 1042 01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:56,082 who killed your man. 1043 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:59,165 Oh, I hoped it would be you. My search is ended. 1044 01:02:59,291 --> 01:03:00,957 You can stop saving yourself now. 1045 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:04,040 - Oh, no, no. Not this way! - What other way is there? 1046 01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:07,082 I mean, not here. Not here in an office. 1047 01:03:07,208 --> 01:03:10,415 Come to my room at ten o'clock and I'll be waiting for you. 1048 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,332 - Your room? - Uh-huh. 1049 01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,582 - Ten o'clock? - Mm-hmm. 1050 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:17,124 You'll be waiting? 1051 01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:18,582 Mm-hmm. 1053 01:03:30,916 --> 01:03:32,749 What are you doing? 1054 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:35,249 That ain't fair! They said you were dead! 1055 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:39,290 A fine doctor you turned out to be. 1056 01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:42,165 No, he was dead when I took his pulse. I swear it. 1057 01:03:42,291 --> 01:03:43,540 When you took his pulse? 1058 01:03:43,666 --> 01:03:46,082 I never thought of that. My watch has stopped. 1059 01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:47,749 What happened? 1060 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:51,332 Rumpo and his gang, they rode their horses right over you. 1061 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:54,415 Well, that does it. I've had just about enough of Rumpo. 1062 01:03:54,541 --> 01:03:56,832 I'll get something on him if it's the last thing I do. 1063 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,832 It probably will be. Yeah! 1064 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,249 We're here. 1065 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:21,790 Oh, good. What's on the clock? 1066 01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:24,790 Little Heap make no charge for his own father. 1067 01:04:24,916 --> 01:04:26,624 Oh, that's a good boy. 1068 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,332 Well, now you can run along home, straight home. 1069 01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:31,499 No stopping to pick up any stray bits of scalp. 1070 01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:34,790 You take big risk, going in saloon, Father. 1071 01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:37,540 Rumpo say he kill you if he see you again. 1072 01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:40,374 Well, I can't help that. I've got to have fire water. 1073 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:43,165 How you buy fire water with no dollars? 1074 01:04:43,291 --> 01:04:47,665 Ah-ha-ha. Big Heap has inherited all the cunning of his forefathers. 1075 01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:49,332 Give me a hand, son. 1076 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:57,082 Gold strike at Bear Creek! 1077 01:05:01,875 --> 01:05:04,499 It never fails. it never fails. 1078 01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:09,082 Oh! 1080 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:23,749 One minute to ten. Her room, and she'll be waiting. 1082 01:05:53,541 --> 01:05:55,374 - Oh, hello. - How. 1083 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,165 Who's that? 1084 01:06:03,291 --> 01:06:05,915 It's me, Rumpo. Are you ready? 1085 01:06:06,041 --> 01:06:08,415 could you wait just one moment, honey? 1086 01:06:30,416 --> 01:06:32,332 OK. Come on in. 1087 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:37,415 Down with Custer! 1088 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:41,165 Big Heap. Just a minute, sweetheart. I forgot something. 1089 01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:45,915 Let's all go and hold up the stage! 1090 01:06:46,041 --> 01:06:47,832 Big Heap. What the heck are you doing here? 1091 01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:50,707 - It's my old friend, the Crumpet Kid. - Rumpo Kid. 1092 01:06:50,833 --> 01:06:54,082 Same thing. I say, remember you got me to hold up that stagecoach? 1093 01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:58,874 Shut up. You want the whole town to hear? 1094 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,624 What is this? Where is everbody? 1095 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:03,915 Charlle! What's going on? Where you been? 1096 01:07:04,041 --> 01:07:05,499 I'm sorryy, Kid. 1097 01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:08,665 Some joker came in, shouting that there was a gold strike at Bear Creek. 1098 01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:12,457 - Was there? - I got three miles before I remembered. 1099 01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:15,040 There ain't no piace called Bear Creek. 1100 01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:19,040 Big Heap take heap big pale face mickey. 1102 01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:22,124 it was him. I'll kill him! 1103 01:07:22,250 --> 01:07:23,832 No, no. I don't want no trouble, not now. 1104 01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:27,665 I've got some important business waiting. Lock him up in the office. 1105 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:32,457 Get him out of here. Quick. 1107 01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,082 Hold it right there, Rumpo. 1108 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,582 Now what? 1109 01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:54,665 - Marshal. - That's right. I want to talk to you. 1110 01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:57,332 OK. Drop by tomorrow. I'm kinda busy right now. 1111 01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:59,999 Are you gonna waik down or do I have to shoot you down? 1112 01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:01,790 OK. 1113 01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:09,082 Fantastic. A fella can't even live up to his name these days. 1114 01:08:09,916 --> 01:08:11,499 - What do you want? - Rumpo... 1115 01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:13,624 I'm taking you in. 1116 01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:19,082 - You couldn't take in dirty washing. - You heard me. I'm taking you in. 1117 01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:22,249 if you feel like tring to stop me, just you try it. I'm ready for you. 1119 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:25,415 I told you that was too loose. 1120 01:08:25,541 --> 01:08:27,499 I can't wear it any tighter. it pinches me tummy. 1121 01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:30,957 Oh, you can laugh, Rumpo, 1122 01:08:31,083 --> 01:08:34,124 but we've really got something on you this time. 1123 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:36,374 Go on, Marshal, you tell him. 1124 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,624 Well, it seems that last night Colonel Houston's ranch 1125 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,374 was raided again by rustlers. 1126 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:43,582 - What's that got to do with me? - That's got a lot to do with you. 1127 01:08:43,708 --> 01:08:45,290 They got away with 40 cows. 1128 01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:47,582 - Bullocks. - I know what I'm talking about. 1129 01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:49,582 So do I. They was bullocks. 1130 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:53,332 Oh, what does it matter if they was cows or bullocks? 1131 01:08:53,458 --> 01:08:56,707 - It matters to them. - Oh, this ain't getting us nowhere. 1132 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,582 Now, take a look at this. 1133 01:08:58,708 --> 01:09:06,082 This here hide came off a Bar X steer and we found it in your stable. 1134 01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:09,249 Yeah, and that ain't all. The hoof prints on the back of my coat 1135 01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:11,457 match up with those of your horse. 1136 01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:14,665 You may as well admit it, Rumpo. You stole his cattle. 1137 01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:17,332 We've got you by the shorthorns. 1138 01:09:17,458 --> 01:09:18,707 I'd like to help you, 1139 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:21,957 but unfortunately I loaned my horse to somebody else last night. 1140 01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:25,499 What? Where were you? 1141 01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:29,249 Here, all night. Belle will tell you what I was doing. 1142 01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:31,665 Not in my court, she won't. 1143 01:09:31,791 --> 01:09:32,999 I'm sorryy, gentiemen, 1144 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:36,707 but the fella you want is the fella that used my horse last night. 1145 01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:40,082 - Who was it? - An injun, name of Big Heap. 1146 01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:43,499 Oh. Well, it looks like we've got the wrong man, Judge. 1147 01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:46,749 That's right. if you'll pardon me, I got business to attend to. 1148 01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:50,374 Yeah, but just you watch it, Rumpo, because I aim to get you. 1149 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:53,374 Yeah, you'll see. We'll get something on you yet. 1150 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:55,999 That's far enough, Marshal. Shall I plug 'em, Kid? 1151 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:59,290 - Nope. - Yes. Go on, let him! Go on, Charlie. 1152 01:09:59,416 --> 01:10:02,207 - Hey, steady, Judge. - That's exactly what we want. 1153 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:04,957 Then we'll have something on them. Use your nut, Knutt. 1154 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:08,332 Oh, Judge. You know we got more sense than to shoot a US Marshal. 1155 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:09,707 Charlle was only kidding. 1156 01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:12,957 Now, Would you get out of here, piease? We're ciosing for the night. 1157 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:15,624 All right! But we'll be back! 1158 01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:23,665 - Now? - No! Get out, you old fool! 1159 01:10:28,666 --> 01:10:29,874 Come on. 1160 01:10:31,416 --> 01:10:33,332 Well, here we go. 1161 01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:34,457 I heard you in there, Kid. 1162 01:10:34,583 --> 01:10:37,290 That was a smart trick, saying Big Heap stoie those steers. 1163 01:10:37,416 --> 01:10:40,124 Yeah. But if the Marshal talks to him, we're in troubie. 1164 01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:41,457 Like me to get rid of him? 1165 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:44,957 Later. Just keep him locked up for now. I gotta see Miss Oakley. 1166 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:47,749 - Why? What's she done? - Nothing yet. That's the troubie. 1167 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:55,499 Hey, Kid! Big Heap's gone! 1168 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:57,082 This just ain't my night. 1169 01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:01,790 He must have got out through the window. 1170 01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:04,540 Don't just stand there. He can't be far away. Come on. 1171 01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:08,165 - Up the Indians! - Hey, you can't do that. 1172 01:11:20,875 --> 01:11:22,832 We gotta get him out of there quick. 1173 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:25,540 it's not gonna be easy, with that Marshal sieeping there. 1174 01:11:25,666 --> 01:11:28,499 No. We'll have to keep him occupied. 1175 01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:31,082 Why did this have to happen tonight? 1176 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:32,540 I'll get Curly and the boys. 1177 01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:35,082 You tell Miss Oakley I've been unavoidably detained. 1178 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:36,790 Leave it to me, Kid. 1180 01:11:48,125 --> 01:11:49,582 Come and get it. 1183 01:11:56,875 --> 01:12:02,290 Oh, I'm terribiy sorryy. I thought you were somebody else. 1184 01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:31,707 Good night, Mum. 1186 01:12:57,958 --> 01:12:59,540 Yes? 1187 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:03,249 Just hold it right there. 1188 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:05,249 I hope that's your gun, Marshal. 1189 01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:08,874 Miss Belle. What are you doing here? Think of your reputation. 1190 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,665 You think about it and stop asking stupid questions. 1191 01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:13,790 Stop! What are you getting undressed for? 1192 01:13:13,916 --> 01:13:16,624 - I wanna catch up with you. - What? Oh! 1193 01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:23,415 Oh, you don't have to be so modest with me, Marshal. 1194 01:13:23,541 --> 01:13:25,415 You're a finelooking man, you know. 1195 01:13:25,541 --> 01:13:28,790 - I am? - I kinda go for men who wear long-coms. 1196 01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:31,665 I knew a fella who escaped from prison in a pair of coms. 1197 01:13:31,791 --> 01:13:33,624 He got out through the trap door at the back. 1198 01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:36,040 Yes. Coms really do something to me. 1199 01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:38,374 They do something to me, too. itch. 1200 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,915 You didn't come here just to talk about underwear. 1201 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:42,207 You're right, Marshal. 1202 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:43,999 - How would you like it... - Oh, no. 1203 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,499 ...if I gave you proof that Rumpo 1204 01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:47,874 was behind the stage hold-up and the cattle rustling? 1205 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,499 What? But why are you telling me all this? 1206 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:52,915 Maybe it's because I go for you, Marshal, honey. 1207 01:13:53,041 --> 01:13:56,374 Don't you feel it, that certain something between us? 1208 01:13:57,625 --> 01:13:59,165 Yes. it's my hot water bottle. 1209 01:13:59,291 --> 01:14:01,540 No, we were meant for each other, you and me. 1210 01:14:01,666 --> 01:14:03,457 We go together like ham and eggs. 1211 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:04,624 Oh, Mother. 1213 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,957 What was that? Are you expecting anyone? 1214 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:10,874 - No, of course not. - if it's Rumpo, he'll kill me. 1215 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,457 - I must hide. - Where? 1216 01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:14,540 - Under the bed. Quick. - Good idea. 1217 01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:16,915 No, not you, you fool. Me. 1218 01:14:31,791 --> 01:14:34,874 - Miss Oakley. - Marshal, I've come to give myself up. 1219 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,999 I've just killed a man. 1220 01:14:36,125 --> 01:14:38,665 Well, we all make silly mistakes now and then. 1221 01:14:38,791 --> 01:14:40,415 - Kllied a man? - Uh-huh. 1222 01:14:40,541 --> 01:14:43,415 Charlle the barman. But it was an accident, I swear it. 1223 01:14:43,541 --> 01:14:45,499 Of course it was. How did it happen? 1224 01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:47,832 - I shot him with a shotgun... - Oh. 1225 01:14:47,958 --> 01:14:50,124 ...a rifle, and two revolvers. 1226 01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:52,582 - It must have been some accident. - It was. 1227 01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:54,499 I thought it was the Rumpo Kid. 1228 01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:58,499 You see, I found out tonight that he was the one that killed Sheriff Earp. 1229 01:14:58,625 --> 01:15:00,582 Oh, Marsh, I feeI just... terrible. 1230 01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:03,999 Oh, there, there. Don't worry about it. Come and sit down for a minute. 1231 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,415 Ah! Oh! 1232 01:15:06,541 --> 01:15:08,124 My gun. 1233 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:12,082 You're ver sweet. I feel sort of safe with you somehow. 1234 01:15:12,958 --> 01:15:13,999 That's what they all say. 1235 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:16,457 Oh, have you known lots of giris, then? 1236 01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:20,749 Oh, no. No, none at all. It's my job, I suppose. 1237 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,665 You don't get to meet them down drains. 1238 01:15:22,791 --> 01:15:26,874 Well, I'm glad because I've never felt like this about anybody before. 1239 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,874 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1240 01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:32,999 I feel like we sort of go together like... strawberries and cream. 1241 01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:35,249 - Or ham and eggs. - Yeah, ham... 1242 01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:39,374 - Oh, Lord. - I'm sorry, Marshal, but I can't lie there, 1243 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:42,415 Listening to this witch talking out the back of her bustie. 1244 01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:44,957 - No other girls, huh? - Wait a minute. I can explain. 1245 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,874 Oh, don't bother. 1246 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,207 And with an old bag like that. 1247 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:52,040 And who are you calling an old bag? 1248 01:15:52,166 --> 01:15:54,374 You, old bag, I'm calling an old bag. 1249 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:56,915 Ah! You cat. I'll get you! Ah! 1252 01:16:07,875 --> 01:16:10,082 Ah! 1253 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,290 Think of the neighbours. 1254 01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:14,540 Ladies, piease. 1255 01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:21,874 Now, look what you've done. Oh, I'm sorry, Marshal, really, I am. 1256 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,415 Marsh, honey, are you all right? 1257 01:16:23,541 --> 01:16:25,624 There, there. Belle will make it up to you. 1258 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:27,582 Take your hands off him, you big troll! 1259 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:29,582 Look, you ieave him aione, you harpy! 1260 01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:32,082 I said I can take care of him, you cowgirl. 1261 01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:34,790 Cowgirl? if I called you that, I'd oniy be haif right. 1262 01:16:34,916 --> 01:16:36,540 Why, you... 1263 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,999 Oh. Oh, Marsh. Marsh, honey. 1264 01:16:44,416 --> 01:16:46,040 There he is. 1265 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:49,499 - I get-um quick. - Not so fast. I'll handle this. 1266 01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,790 - Me want-um Daddy. - We going to get-um Daddy. 1267 01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:54,749 Now, shut-um up-um. 1268 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:56,415 - Dolores, come here. - What? 1269 01:16:57,583 --> 01:17:00,582 Get yourself into the Marshal's office. Keep him occupied a half-hour. 1270 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:03,665 - How? - What do you want, diagrams? 1271 01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:08,040 Well, haif an hour's a long time. What are we gonna talk about? 1272 01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:10,624 - I should have known better. - Ugh. 1273 01:17:10,750 --> 01:17:13,999 Remember the things your ma told you not to do when you came out West? 1274 01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:15,999 - Yes. - Do 'em. 1275 01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:23,874 - There, there, my poor boy. - Leave him alone. He's mine. 1276 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,665 - He's mine! - He's mine! 1277 01:17:25,791 --> 01:17:27,582 No, please, ladies! 1279 01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,332 - Rumpo! 1280 01:17:43,291 --> 01:17:44,499 Shh. 1281 01:17:48,416 --> 01:17:51,457 Why, hello there, you old Marshal, honey. 1282 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,540 What is this? What do you want? 1283 01:17:53,666 --> 01:17:56,957 Now, that's not a nice way to talk to a little old girl who's dropped by 1284 01:17:57,083 --> 01:17:58,874 just to keep y'all from getting lonesome. 1285 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,540 Oh, you needn't have bothered. I've been anything but ionesome. 1286 01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:03,957 Oh, don't be like that, Marshal, honey. 1287 01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:10,165 Why, since the first time I saw you, I've been crazy about y'all. 1288 01:18:10,291 --> 01:18:14,415 You and me, we'll go together like pancakes and syrup, I reckon. 1289 01:18:14,541 --> 01:18:16,290 All you peopie think about is food. 1290 01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:18,874 Doesn't anyone around here go together like man and woman? 1291 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,415 Now you're talking my kind of ianguage. 1292 01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:23,374 Oh, no, no! No, stay away! 1294 01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:29,457 Land sakes, what are they all doing here? 1295 01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:31,415 You get out of here, you little tramp! 1296 01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:32,707 Don't you worry. 1297 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:36,040 I don't aim on sharing him with a couple of old hags like you. 1298 01:18:36,166 --> 01:18:38,207 I got my pride. 1299 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,040 Why, you... 1301 01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:49,874 Oh, no, you don't! 1303 01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:59,082 I know it's the Wlld West, but this is ridiculous. 1304 01:19:00,625 --> 01:19:03,249 Do you want to be a hero? Stick that in the keyhole. 1305 01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:04,540 Keyhole? 1306 01:19:04,666 --> 01:19:07,665 Yeah, keyhole... Er keyholeum. 1307 01:19:07,791 --> 01:19:12,707 Ah, keyholieum. Why you no say? White man speak with forked tongue. 1308 01:19:17,666 --> 01:19:20,207 Well, go on. It's oniy a half-minute fuse. 1309 01:19:21,291 --> 01:19:24,415 Soon as it biows, we get Big Heap and get out of town fast. 1310 01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:28,165 No can stick in keyholeum. 1311 01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:29,624 Key in keyholeum. 1312 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:31,040 Well, take the key out. 1313 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,540 Ah. 1314 01:19:32,666 --> 01:19:35,707 "Key in keyholeum." Oh, no. Come back! 1315 01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:39,582 Here is key-um. 1316 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:47,624 - Quiet. Quiet. - Well, what is it? 1317 01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:49,374 I thought I heard something. 1318 01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:55,582 Little Heap? 1319 01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:57,124 Where the heck is he? 1321 01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:04,249 What a send-up. Get Big Heap. Let's get out of here. 1322 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,124 Big Heap. 1323 01:20:10,666 --> 01:20:12,207 Would you believe it? 1324 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:13,749 Big Heap. Come on, wake up. 1325 01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:15,749 You girls stay in here. Understand? 1326 01:20:16,291 --> 01:20:17,374 All right, carry him out. 1327 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:22,707 Oh, no, you don't. Stick 'em up. Get back in. 1328 01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:24,790 Go on, get back. Back. Now. Reach. 1329 01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:28,915 So that's your little game, eh? Trying to help a prisoner escape. 1330 01:20:29,041 --> 01:20:30,874 Just one more charge against you, Rumpo. 1331 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,499 What do you mean, Marshal? 1332 01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:34,874 We just dropped in for a friendiy visit, that's all. 1333 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,290 We ain't done nothin' wrong. 1334 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:40,374 Nothing wrong? Holding up the stage, catllerustling, shooting a Sheriff. 1335 01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:42,999 - You're crazy. - Don't you belleve it. 1336 01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:45,082 I've all the evidence in there, and witnesses. 1337 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:49,207 Don't you try it, Rumpo. Just you try it. 1338 01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:53,082 I'm not a fool, you know. I know what I'm doing. I'm holding you all. 1339 01:20:53,208 --> 01:20:55,207 Right. In there, all of you. 1340 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:58,332 Go on. And take him with you. Go on, inside. 1341 01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,915 You mean, in there? 1342 01:21:00,041 --> 01:21:02,374 Yes. Now, get a move on, before I lose my temper. 1343 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:05,540 Well, come on, boys, you heard the Marshal. Get in there. 1344 01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:08,249 Everbody inside. Come on, move. 1345 01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:09,999 That's the idea. 1346 01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:12,874 You picked the wrong man to tangle with this time, Rumpo. 1347 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,665 - Now, where's the key? - Right here. 1348 01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:18,374 - What? Oh. - And I'll take that, too, I think. 1349 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,457 You know, Marshal, you were right. You're too smart for the likes of us. 1350 01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:24,457 I'm just gonna get out of Stodge City. 1351 01:21:24,583 --> 01:21:26,499 But wait a minute. Come back. 1352 01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:29,082 No, piease. Somebody, help! 1354 01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:49,374 We've got him for you, Rumpo. 1355 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:54,457 Bring him in. 1356 01:21:54,583 --> 01:21:56,415 - Big Heap. 1358 01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:07,082 Confidentially, Big Heap have heap big hang-um-over. 1359 01:22:07,208 --> 01:22:08,582 Get out of here. Go on home. 1360 01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:10,874 Oh! Do you mean I'm not a prisoner any more? 1361 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,915 Nope. You can't tell the Marshal any more than he knows already. 1362 01:22:15,125 --> 01:22:16,332 Get in there. 1363 01:22:16,458 --> 01:22:20,165 Oh! How absoluteiy loveiy. 1364 01:22:20,291 --> 01:22:21,290 Do you mind? 1365 01:22:21,416 --> 01:22:24,040 You see, I've always wanted a scalp with a bobble on. 1366 01:22:24,166 --> 01:22:25,874 Get out of here. Go home. 1367 01:22:26,916 --> 01:22:28,665 Uncivilised lot. 1368 01:22:28,791 --> 01:22:33,249 What is the meaning of this outrage? Why have I been brought here? 1369 01:22:33,375 --> 01:22:35,624 Shut up. Sit down. 1370 01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,499 What are you getting so excited about? 1371 01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:41,832 What am I getting excited about? Taken from my bed at gunpoint. 1372 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:44,165 Not even allowed to put my slippers on. 1373 01:22:44,291 --> 01:22:47,582 Have you ever tried riding a horse barefoot? It hurts. 1374 01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:50,415 It could have been worse. You might have been in the bath. 1375 01:22:50,541 --> 01:22:55,290 Gagged and blindfolded, with a revoltingly filthy handkerchief. 1376 01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:57,207 I hate to think where that had been. 1377 01:22:57,333 --> 01:23:00,374 I couldn't have you knowing where my hideout was, could I? 1378 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:03,207 I don't know what you've got to hide out from, I'm sure. 1379 01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:06,499 Don't you know what happened in town last night? 1380 01:23:06,625 --> 01:23:08,415 Somebody ratted on me 1381 01:23:08,541 --> 01:23:11,624 and now the Marshal has got more than enough on me to string me up. 1382 01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:16,207 Oh, really? Well, I had to go out of town iast night. 1383 01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:18,540 We found him at the widow Rawlins' place. 1384 01:23:18,666 --> 01:23:23,249 You dirty old man. You're supposed to be dead against that sort of thing. 1385 01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:25,457 I happen to be her lawyer. 1386 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:28,707 Ever since her husband died, I've been handllng everything. 1387 01:23:28,833 --> 01:23:30,415 I bet you have. 1388 01:23:30,541 --> 01:23:34,582 This is insufferable. Why have you brought me here, I say? 1389 01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:38,415 Well, Judge, I'll tell you. We're gonna make a deai. 1390 01:23:38,541 --> 01:23:42,457 You get rid of that Marshal... and I will give you a rakeoff. 1391 01:23:42,583 --> 01:23:44,999 - A what-off? - A rakeoff. 1392 01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:47,832 A percentage of everything I get from running Stodge. 1393 01:23:47,958 --> 01:23:51,665 Are you attempting to bribe me, a judge, 1394 01:23:51,791 --> 01:23:57,915 a dedicated defender of law and order a sworn enemy of crime and corruption? 1395 01:23:58,041 --> 01:24:00,082 - Yep. - How much? 1396 01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:01,999 - A quarter. - I'll take it. 1397 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:04,790 Provided you get rid of the Marshal. 1398 01:24:04,916 --> 01:24:08,165 - He ain't really a Marshal at all. - What? 1399 01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:15,790 No. it was all a mistake. He's really a sanitary engineer. Ha ha! 1400 01:24:15,916 --> 01:24:19,415 Are you tring to tell me, Johnny Finger, the Rumpo Kid, 1401 01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:23,040 that I have been run out of town by a... 1402 01:24:24,375 --> 01:24:25,749 ...plumber? 1403 01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:28,832 Yeah! You can see the funny side of it. 1404 01:24:28,958 --> 01:24:30,790 Shut up! 1405 01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:33,874 The deai's off. I'll take care of him myself. 1406 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:37,957 I'll flll him so full of holes they'll use him for straining cabbage. 1408 01:24:39,291 --> 01:24:41,707 How nice. Well, if you'll excuse me... 1409 01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:44,124 Not so fast. I ain't finished with you yet. 1410 01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:46,374 - We want Knutt! 1411 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:51,332 Patience, folks! Patience! Patience! He'll be out any minute now. 1412 01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:54,207 Any minute? You've been saying that since one o'ciock this morning. 1413 01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:56,040 We're doing the best we can, Marshal. 1414 01:24:56,166 --> 01:24:58,290 Why are those peopie out there, anyway? 1415 01:24:58,416 --> 01:25:01,665 Don't you know? You're a hero. Rumpo and his boys have moved out. 1416 01:25:01,791 --> 01:25:04,499 Some hero. Locked in one of his own cells. 1417 01:25:10,208 --> 01:25:12,749 Teach you to come in here and ask me for a quick one. 1418 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:33,540 Hey, Marsh, the Rumpo Kid's got Judge Burke. 1419 01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:36,874 - What are they gonna do to him? - I don't know, but I don't like it. 1420 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,540 You have to get out of Stodge. 1421 01:25:38,666 --> 01:25:41,415 Get out of Stodge? I can't even get out of here! 1422 01:25:41,541 --> 01:25:43,415 Ok, fellas, just stand aside. 1423 01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:48,749 Gosh, that was marvellous, Annie. 1424 01:25:48,875 --> 01:25:52,624 - I Would never have thought of doing that. - Marshal! Marshal, come quick! 1425 01:25:52,750 --> 01:25:55,165 - What is it? - Look. 1426 01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:05,415 - it's Judge Burke. - So it is. 1427 01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:07,832 - Is he...? Is he...? - No, he ain't. 1428 01:26:07,958 --> 01:26:10,165 Get me off this thing, will you? 1429 01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:13,082 You're OK, Judge. Just piumb exhausted, that's all. 1430 01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:16,665 So Would you be if you'd been riding like this for four hours, 1431 01:26:16,791 --> 01:26:20,915 with the hot sun beating down upon your... progress. 1433 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,624 What happened to you, Judge? 1434 01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:28,915 Rumpo and his men. They're coming to get you. 1435 01:26:29,041 --> 01:26:30,082 - Who? Me? - Yeah. 1436 01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:32,124 They know you're not a real Marshal. 1437 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:35,040 They're gonna be here at 12 o'clock high noon. 1438 01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:36,540 High noon? Why high noon? 1439 01:26:36,666 --> 01:26:39,332 I know. I told them it was a most unoriginal time 1440 01:26:39,458 --> 01:26:42,999 for that kind of thing, but they wouldn't llsten. Oh! 1441 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:47,582 Well, you all heard what the Judge said. 1442 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:52,082 Rumpo and his men, they'll be coming back to Stodge at 12. 1443 01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:57,624 Now, I reckon if we all stand together, we could... 1444 01:26:57,750 --> 01:27:00,749 Wait. Doc, you'll stand up with me, won't you? 1445 01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:04,874 Well, I'd like to, son, but I'm a kind of busy man. 1446 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,915 Got a lot of calls to make. 1447 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:08,874 Josh? 1448 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,874 Well, it looks like I'm gonna be kinda busy myself. 1449 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:15,707 But you don't need to worry. I already got your measurements. 1450 01:27:16,583 --> 01:27:17,874 It's useless. 1451 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,165 Marshal, you must get out of here. It's only ten o'clock. 1452 01:27:21,291 --> 01:27:23,249 No. I may not be a real Marshal, 1453 01:27:23,375 --> 01:27:25,249 but I took this job and I aim to see it through. 1454 01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:28,374 You can't take on Rumpo and his whole gang singlehanded. 1455 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,707 Well, you wouldn't think much of me if I ran away. 1456 01:27:30,833 --> 01:27:34,332 And, anyway, I'm a pretty good shot. Remember the Indians? Pow! 1457 01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:39,249 I never wanted to have to tell you this, but... it was me that shot those Indians. 1458 01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:42,124 - You? - Mm-hm. Through the stage window. 1459 01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:46,540 Oh. That expiains how I managed to get three with two shots. 1460 01:27:47,666 --> 01:27:48,999 Just a minute. 1462 01:27:51,250 --> 01:27:54,665 Oh, yes. And it was you who saved me from that hanging the other night? 1463 01:27:56,125 --> 01:27:57,749 You'd make some man a good husband. 1464 01:27:57,875 --> 01:28:00,540 Oh, come on. You can't help being what you are. 1465 01:28:00,666 --> 01:28:03,915 But just get out of here. Go back to your drains. 1466 01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:07,415 Yes, that's about all I'm fit for, isn't it? Drains. 1467 01:28:09,041 --> 01:28:10,707 Drains. 1468 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:11,957 Oh, wait a minute. 1469 01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:13,290 I've got it. 1470 01:28:13,416 --> 01:28:15,749 Annie, could you teach me to shoot as good as you? 1471 01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:20,165 What? They're due in at noon. it's after ten now. 1472 01:28:20,291 --> 01:28:22,999 Good. That gives us aimost two hours. Do you think I'm mad? 1473 01:28:23,125 --> 01:28:25,624 Nutty as a fruitcake. 1474 01:29:34,625 --> 01:29:35,749 Argh! 1475 01:29:36,666 --> 01:29:38,249 Oh, get off. 1476 01:30:41,041 --> 01:30:42,749 Well, that's a bit better. 1477 01:30:43,625 --> 01:30:46,207 - Any sign of them yet? - No. 1478 01:30:48,166 --> 01:30:49,665 And there's oniy a minute to go. 1480 01:30:51,208 --> 01:30:54,749 Is that all? Doesn't time fly when you're having fun? 1481 01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:57,582 Marsh, please, you've got to iet me go there with you. 1482 01:30:57,708 --> 01:30:59,457 No. Definitely not. 1483 01:30:59,583 --> 01:31:01,999 it's time I started fighting for myself. I told you. 1484 01:31:02,125 --> 01:31:03,832 Yes, I know. 1485 01:31:04,541 --> 01:31:06,374 It's just that I love you. 1487 01:31:17,833 --> 01:31:19,540 How was that? 1489 01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:34,832 Knutt! 1490 01:31:34,958 --> 01:31:36,832 This is Rumpo! 1491 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:38,582 I'm coming in! 1492 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,624 Rumpo! 1493 01:32:21,916 --> 01:32:22,957 Knutt. 1494 01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:24,332 Where are you? 1495 01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:31,332 Here, Rumpo! 1496 01:32:35,625 --> 01:32:38,207 Knutt! Where are you? 1497 01:32:38,333 --> 01:32:39,915 Come out and fight, damn you! 1498 01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:46,957 Curly, you take that end. Sllm, you and me take the other. 1499 01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:55,999 Look out behind you! 1500 01:33:02,333 --> 01:33:03,999 Knutt, where are you? 1501 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,040 Here, Rumpo! 1502 01:33:14,291 --> 01:33:18,749 No, here! 1504 01:33:24,458 --> 01:33:25,665 Just hold it right there, Rumpo. 1505 01:33:25,791 --> 01:33:28,999 Now... now, Marshal, er, sir. 1506 01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:31,790 You don't want to shoot me. Me and the boys were oniy kidding. 1507 01:33:31,916 --> 01:33:33,457 I'm not going to shoot you, Rumpo. 1508 01:33:33,583 --> 01:33:36,124 I'm going to put you where you belong, on the end of a rope. 1509 01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:37,624 Johnny, I'm coming! 1510 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,874 Stop, or I'll fire! 1511 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:47,832 Marsh! Oh, Marsh, I think you're wonderful. 1512 01:33:47,958 --> 01:33:49,124 Come here. 1513 01:33:50,791 --> 01:33:52,874 I'd have got him, too, but I haven't any bullets left. 1515 01:33:54,250 --> 01:33:55,499 Oh!