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I bet we've been together for a million
years.

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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.

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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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What would we do?

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Okay, breakfast is just about ready. At
least you can call the kids now.

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Alex, I believe.

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Alex, good name.

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Breakfast is ready.

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Ah, this is something, isn't it, Lee?

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Hard to believe. Seems like only
yesterday it was just the two of us

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that apartment in Berkeley.

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Full of dreams. Every day an adventure.

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Look how it all turned out, too.

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You know, work we enjoy, a house of our
own, and four beautiful children.

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Let's face it.

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We got it all.

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These eggs are really starting to harden
up. Give them another call, will you,

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honey?

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Hey, kids, let's go. Breakfast is ready.

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You know, I think these Sunday mornings
are my favorite part of the week.

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Smell of bacon cooking, fire in the
fireplace, Sunday paper, everybody

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at home.

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There's no place else I'd rather be.

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Same with me, honey.

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We are really and truly blessed.

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Amen.

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At least these pancakes are turning into
compact discs.

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Get him down here, would you?

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Kids, come on, let's get down here.
Breakfast is ready.

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Not that we don't have our problems.

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But when I look around and see what
we've got, I realize how lucky we are.

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Really, really lucky.

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If you kids are not down in one minute,
breakfast is going up.

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Coming, Mom.

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Coming, Dad, or coming, Mom.

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Now could we go back to...

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No,

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now we're going to sit down and have a
great big traditional overcooked

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breakfast. And afterwards, we're going
to clean house and get ready for Uncle

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Marvin and Aunt Michelle's visit.

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No, that's not today, is it?

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Weren't they just here last week?

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No, that was last year.

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Oh, come on, guys. You all know that my
sister and Uncle Marvin come to visit

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every year at this time. Oh, you know,
and now this would be a nice opportunity

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for us to discuss ways to make their
visit more pleasant.

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Are they bringing the kids, too?

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I'm afraid so.

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Stephen, you're talking about your niece
and nephew, Monica and Marv Jr.

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Mom, those two little charmers could
make a child -hater out of Dr.

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Seuss.

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Come on, guys, come on. It's very
important to your mother that this visit

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well. You too, Stephen. It should be
important to you too. It is, honey, it

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Your sister, my brother -in -law.

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It's enormously important.

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I saw that. What happened?

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I'm just kidding you.

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I know you have a problem with Mark.

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Problem? What kind of problem could I
have with a guy who walks in the door,

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slaps me on the back, first words out of
his mouth are, Hey, Stevie, how much

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money did you make last year?

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Unbelievable.

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Unbelievable.

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How much money did you make last week?

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When are they coming?

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They should be here in time for dinner.
Good. Gives us plenty of time to pack

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and move to South America.

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Oh, good.

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They're early.

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Let their stay here begin.

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my direct last year.

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Everybody, say hello to Bingo!

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So, it's great to see you guys.

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Yeah, always a major joy.

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So, what do you guys want to do while
you're here in beautiful Columbus, Ohio?

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We have some of the finest malls in the
Midwest, not to mention some terrific

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museums. What is this, teen tour?

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What would you like to do, Monica?

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What's the point in doing anything?

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Excuse me?

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I mean, it's clearly futile going to
museums, ball games, shopping malls.

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all just a momentary escape from the
unavoidable certainty of death.

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What to do? it's her.

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Hey, Monica, that's kind of a morbid
viewpoint, isn't it?

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Well, perhaps you're all just unable to
face the fact of your own non

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-existence.

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The realization that the only certainty
in this absurd universe is that we are

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all going to die.

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We've got some terrific cemeteries.

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Come on, let's get out the funeral
directory. Now have a ball. Come on.

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Oh, remember Tommy Ramsey?

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The one from junior high who wanted to
be a dentist?

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Yeah. I ran into him at the airport.

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He is a Hare Krishna now.

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Hey.

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Stevie, Stevie. Let me give you a hand
with that. Oh, thanks, Marv. I really

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appreciate it.

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Yeah, thanks. I think I can manage it
the rest of the way by myself.

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What's for supper?

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It's tuna noodle casserole. Uncle
Stephen's special recipe.

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Yeah, I think you're really gonna like
it.

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Hey, I'm on vacation. I'm not eating
tuna.

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I want pizza.

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Didn't I tell you in the car?

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You're going to eat what you served.

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That's okay. We can get pizza.

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He's gonna eat tuna casserole like
everybody else.

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We're all going to eat tuna casserole,
whether we like it or not.

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All right, but I'm not going to like it.

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Boy, they're just growing up right
before our eyes.

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Isn't it great? Here we are all back
together again.

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I sure miss you guys.

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We should see you more often than just
once a year.

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Well, I can say I really enjoy having
you all here.

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Stevie, what kind of a year did you
have?

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Oh, a very satisfying year, Marv. Kids
are healthy, doing well in school, and

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he's started preschool.

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No, I mean financially.

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Well, Stephen had a terrific year down
at the station himself.

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He produced a couple first -rate
documentaries. Well, thank you, honey.

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I saw a lovely documentary you produced,
Stephen.

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It was all about little microscopic
creatures.

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Oh, you mean paramecium. We're
splitting.

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I think your public television is for
snobs.

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Okay, order, everyone, now.

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They're always asking you for money.

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That's because we're severely
underfunded.

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So? Whose fault is that?

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Come on, now. We shouldn't be arguing.
We're here to have a great time.

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I am. We're having a great time.

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Hello. I love needling, Stevie.

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And you love it, don't you, Stevie? Come
on!

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I really do.

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Yeah, Mark, thanks for showing us that
tax return of yours.

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It's obvious to me you had a truly
fabulous year.

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And remember, extra cheese and no
anchovies on this one. This time, get it

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right.

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You just keep chewing, Marv Jr.

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Dad, I honestly don't think I'm going to
make it.

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Alex, I know how you feel, but this is
important to your mother, and after all,

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it's only five days.

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All right, you're right, Dad. You're
right.

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Well, everyone seems to be enjoying
themselves, huh? Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, I know we are, Mom.

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Just... We're just there. There's four
days, 22 hours, 16 minutes, and six

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seconds left to go.

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Honey, I know Marv's not your favorite
person in the world.

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I really appreciate the effort you're
making.

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You've been a wonderful host.

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See, Alex, get it here.

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Marv Jr. is going to put a whole
grapefruit in his mouth.

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We don't want to miss that.

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Aren't you going to go in and watch?

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I've seen it a hundred times.

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Who do you think taught him how to do
it?

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Marv, Marv.

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Come on now. Oh, Stevie.

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You don't still have that silly no cigar
rule?

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Marv, Marv. I'd really appreciate it if
you wouldn't. All right, fine, fine.

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Hey, you know my motto.

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When in Rome, how's the rest of that go?

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Why don't you go to Rome and find out?

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Come here.

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Oh, gosh.

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It's good to be with family.

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Uncle Marv. Aunt Michelle.

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No one knows.

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Oh, no.

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Wait. Where do you think you're going?

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Just out for a walk.

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back in four days, 22 hours, 12 minutes
and 13 seconds.

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I'm coming with you. Hold it!

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Hold it!

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Nobody's leaving without me.

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Wait a minute.

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We can't go.

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I think it would really upset your
mother.

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Dad, Monica's driving us crazy. She gets
ready to practice obituaries for us.

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We are starving out there.

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Don't bother yourself. We'll just help
ourselves.

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Hey, hey.

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Stevie, you've been holding out on us.

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Come on. Come on, Biggie. Come on.

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We like a little snack before bed.

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Oh, Dad, Dad, Dad. We hate to see you
like this.

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Is there anything we can do to help you?

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Kill them.

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Hi,

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Stevie.

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Hi.

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You look terrible.

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Can you sleep?

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Sleep? How can I sleep with a 200 -pound
St. Bernard on my head?

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Didn't Daddy tell you not to bother
Uncle Stevie?

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What happened to my cereal?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Was that your cereal?

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We didn't realize.

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So, Stevie,

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what have you got planned for us today?

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I do have something in mind.

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I'm going to take Bingo out for a walk.
When we get back, try to have something

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planned. You're my host.

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Entertain me.

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Come on, Bingo.

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Come on, Bingo.

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Come on, Bingo. Come on.

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I'll beat you. I'll beat you.

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Oh,

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hey, Dad.

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Do you want to have breakfast with us?
Morning.

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Mars. And Bingo.

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How many days left?

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Three down, three to go.

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I'm not going to make it. Save yourself.

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Okay. This is getting serious. Now, Dad,
it's starting to crack.

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It hasn't been easy on us either.
Hanging around with Monica is like being

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Ingmar Bergman movie.

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Hanging around with Marv Jr.

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is like... There is nothing like hanging
around with Marv Jr.

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Well, we gotta do something to take the
pressure off Dad.

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Let's at least get him out of the house.
Give Dad one day of peace.

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Yeah, I got an idea. We could tell them
there's some free food downtown and

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that'll take care of Marvin Marv Jr.

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What about Monica? What's gonna get her
out of the house?

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Well, tell her there's a hanging.

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Top of the morning, my wonderful cousin.

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My mother said to try to be nice.

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Well, you're doing a great job of it,
Marv Jr. You're wearing my shirt!

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I'm not wearing your shirt! Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah, what do you think the APK

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for? A Perfect Cousin.

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Listen, Marv Jr.

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Alex, three down, two to go.

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Hey, listen, how would you guys like to
see the sights of Columbus?

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Ooh, that should be a fun -filled two
minutes.

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We could start out with the downtown
area, the Columbus Central, and then

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to Germantown, maybe the Ohio State Art
Museum.

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I'm not getting out of the car.

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Monica, there's a world of exciting and
interesting things to do around here. We

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could really have a great day.

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Don't make me laugh.

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There's not much danger of that.

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Listen, when I'm on vacation, nobody
tells Marv Jr.

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what to do.

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All right, listen.

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You little twit.

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You're coming to the mall with her.

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And so is your sister, the Grim Reaper.

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I don't want to do anything.

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Uh, we want to go to the stupid mall.

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That's a great idea.

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Come on, Stevie.

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I'll buy you some new thread.

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No, she could use it.

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And don't you dare thank me. What's a
brother -in -law for?

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Now, come here. Give me a big hug.

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Just missing one piece.

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Maybe one of the Mars they did.

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That's a good guess.

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Don't worry about it, son. I'll be
leaving soon.

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Three down, two to go.

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I know how you feel.

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But you know, I've really enjoyed
spending this time with you.

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I'm beginning to relax. I think I'm
going to make it.

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That's the spirit, Dad.

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I'm prepared, Andy.

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Jennifer's ready to tuck you in. Come
on, kiss.

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Kiss.

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Good night, Daddy. Good night, Mom. Good
night.

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Stephen,

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I know this hasn't been easy for you,
but I want to tell you, you're a really

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wonderful day with Marv and Michelle and
all those kids.

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Thank you, honey, but I can tell you
it's all been worth it just to be here

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alone with you.

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It's like a sanctuary.

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Cozy little haven we can retreat to.

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Hey!

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Thanks for the Q -tips, Aunt Elise.

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I'll let myself out.

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Good night, honey.

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Yeah, well... One moment, please.

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It's someone named Buddy calling Marv
from Hawaii.

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Collect.

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Marv, it's Buddy from Hawaii calling
collect.

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Oh, thank David.

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I've been expecting that call.

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get down to business.

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What are we talking about here? A crummy
2 ,000 grosses ceramic pineapples? Come

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on.

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Marv, what are you doing in their bed?

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These people need their sleep. Now hang
up.

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All right. All right.

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Listen, buddy, I'll call you tomorrow in
Tahiti.

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Oh, listen, buddy, have the pineapple
people give me a call here.

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You guys don't mind if the pineapple
people give us a call?

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Just give them our toll -free number.

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Hey, guys, good night. You sleep tight.

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Oh, listen, if Buddy does...

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We should spend more time together.

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Hi. I can explain.

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That's it.

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He's gone.

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They are out of here tonight. And I mean
now.

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Stephen. All right, Michelle.

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You and the kids can stay.

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Actually, only you can stay.

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Do you guys got any requests?

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Yes, I do. Get out!

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Well, I must say, this has been as
enjoyable an experience as I'm capable

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having.

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Well, thanks for having us. But I'll
tell you, next year I'm going to Club

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Well, I'm glad that's fun.

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Marv Jr., you're wearing my...

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At least we tried.

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00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:54,960
Now, remember, Michelle, you don't have
to go.

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Oh, it's a lovely offer, Stephen, but we
came as a family and I think we should

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leave as one.

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Hey, Stevie, Elise, I had a great time.

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Me too, Marv.

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Sorry it had to end up like this. Oh,
stop. Don't worry about that. And hey,

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listen, if you're ever in my
neighborhood, please don't you hesitate

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stay with us.

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We'll throw you out.

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Marv Jr. took my pants.

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He done that.

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Bye -bye.

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Bye -bye.

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Bye -bye. Bye -bye.

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All right. All right.

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Now things are back to normal.

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Just the six of us. One happy family.

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All right.

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I know.

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Marv, it's impossible.

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00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:48,010
And I know you guys have no fun when
they're here.

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Well, I love my sister.

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00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,930
I really... It's a great joy for me to
be with her.

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So put yourself in my position.

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00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,610
Alex, Mallory, you're brother and
sister. You love each other. You care

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each other, right?

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00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:06,930
Well, for argument's sake.

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00:22:09,270 --> 00:22:11,050
Okay. Okay, okay.

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00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:16,250
Let's just say Mallory marries some guy
that Alex doesn't like.

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Like Nick.

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00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:21,170
For argument's sake.

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00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:22,369
All right.

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00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:24,130
How do you handle that situation?

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00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:27,350
We just don't visit each other.

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Elise, look.

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I wish this could be different, but just
because we're family doesn't mean we're

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all going to get along.

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I really tried.

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00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:45,670
And I feel in some sense I failed you.

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00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:48,190
Not to. No, I just...

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00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:52,970
Thank you. I appreciate you saying that.

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They're gone!

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Sit, Ubu, sit.

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Good dog.