1 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:16,750 I bet we've been together for a million years. 2 00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:21,810 And I bet we'll be together for a million more. 3 00:00:23,310 --> 00:00:27,610 Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we kissed. 4 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:33,070 And I can't remember what I ever did before. 5 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:38,370 What would we do, baby, without a... 6 00:00:40,110 --> 00:00:44,250 What would we do, baby, without us? 7 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:50,130 And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through. 8 00:00:50,870 --> 00:00:55,810 What would we do, baby, without us? 9 00:00:56,530 --> 00:00:57,870 Sha -la -la -la. 10 00:01:05,870 --> 00:01:07,390 I'm glad you're all here. 11 00:01:08,330 --> 00:01:09,630 Can I talk to you for a second? 12 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:11,150 Sure, Mel. Something wrong? 13 00:01:11,850 --> 00:01:13,670 I don't even know how to say this. 14 00:01:14,230 --> 00:01:16,230 The most horrible thing in the world has happened. 15 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:17,830 What is it now, Mel? 16 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:20,090 Clashing outfit? 17 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:23,210 Sweater out of style? 18 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:25,730 Headband too tight? 19 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:29,650 Nick might have to go to jail. 20 00:01:30,270 --> 00:01:31,270 What? 21 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:32,370 Jail? 22 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:34,730 Oh, boy, that could be rough. 23 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,700 Oh, can you pass me those cookies, Mom? 24 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,740 I don't know what to say. 25 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:45,500 Well, this news is very... I know comforting isn't the word. 26 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,240 That's terrible, Nick. 27 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,820 You make sure you write now, huh? 28 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:57,280 Well, what exactly did you do? 29 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,540 He didn't pay his income taxes for the last five years. 30 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:04,120 I'm shocked. You didn't pay your income taxes for the last five years? 31 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,400 I'm shocked. 32 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,500 You had income for life? 33 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:12,600 Look, Nick really needs your help. I mean, his letter says he's got three 34 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,040 to fill out all these tax forms and pay his taxes. 35 00:02:15,740 --> 00:02:17,320 He'll never be able to do it alone. 36 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,500 And if you don't help him, he could really go to jail. 37 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,940 Of course we'll help. 38 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:40,570 I'll do it myself, okay? What you have to do is get your records and files 39 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:41,950 together from the last five years. 40 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:44,510 You mean that, actually? You'll do all that for me? 41 00:02:44,950 --> 00:02:48,030 Sure, sure. Why not? After all, you used the practice. 42 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,130 Hey, I know better than that. You're doing it just because you like me, 43 00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:55,810 All right, okay. All right, Nick. Nick, let's not get mushy here, okay? 44 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:58,130 Hey. Yeah, hey. 45 00:02:58,430 --> 00:02:59,950 Hey. Good luck. 46 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:03,810 Hey, great news. I don't have to go to jail. 47 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:05,590 Well, this is a happy day. 48 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:10,010 How was school, honey? 49 00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:11,230 It was okay. 50 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:15,050 I got a new lab partner in science. He's coming over soon to study. 51 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:16,310 Yeah? Who is he? 52 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:19,610 I don't know. Some dumb jock. I don't really know much about him. 53 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:22,270 Yeah, well, you just keep it that way, Missy. 54 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:25,310 What's his name? 55 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:30,090 Timothy Paul Higgins, he's 5 '8", brown hair, green eyes, and the pitcher of the 56 00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:31,009 baseball team. 57 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:36,210 His earned run average is 1 .52, which unfortunately is also his grade point 58 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:37,210 average. 59 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:41,710 He likes to listen to Bruce Springsteen, and he loves carol sandwiches with jack 60 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:45,490 cheese, salami, mayonnaise, mustard, a little lettuce and tomato. 61 00:03:46,090 --> 00:03:47,090 That's all I know. 62 00:04:04,739 --> 00:04:09,540 Let me guess, who gave you that? 63 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,000 I had nothing to do with that. 64 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,500 The flip side is really hot. 65 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:19,279 Wanna watch Sesame Street with me, Jennifer? It's on. 66 00:04:19,779 --> 00:04:22,660 I'm sorry, Andy. Someone's coming over to study with me. 67 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,140 And it's not just someone, Andy. 68 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,800 It's Timothy Higgins. 69 00:04:27,270 --> 00:04:29,170 The boy Jennifer's got a crush on. 70 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:34,830 I do not have a crush on Tim Higgins. He's my lab partner and we're doing a 71 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:36,570 science project together, that's all. 72 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:40,050 Tim, how do I look? Great, go! 73 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,130 Hi, Tim, come on in. 74 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:49,330 Well, these are my parents and my brothers, Alex and Andy, and my sister, 75 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:51,650 Mallory. Well, this is a real pleasure. 76 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:55,590 This is great. 77 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,580 I had no idea studying with you could be so much fun. Why would you think that? 78 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,600 Are you kidding me? With Jennifer, the brain Keaton? 79 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,920 You're wrong about how smart I am. 80 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,700 I'm as dumb as you are. 81 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:13,000 You know, you think I'm so smart at science, but there's a lot of things 82 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,680 you're smart at that I don't know anything about. 83 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,660 Like what? Like baseball. 84 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:20,800 You are so much smarter than I am at baseball, I can't even begin to tell you 85 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,060 half the stuff you know about it. 86 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,520 Isn't that cute? 87 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:28,060 What is he talking about? He knows everything about baseball. 88 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,680 Like, what is it to tell how good a pitcher is? 89 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:34,200 Earning average run, something? 90 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,920 You mean earned run average. 91 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,540 Yes, I have no idea what that is. 92 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:43,260 Come on, Jen. You know what you need right now? Some more salami. 93 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,160 Salami's Jennifer's favorite. 94 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:50,100 What do you think about that sandwich Jennifer made? Pretty good, huh? 95 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:51,780 Yeah, it's great. 96 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:53,870 Jennifer's a terrific cook. 97 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:57,570 She's gonna make some very lucky guy a good date for the prom someday. 98 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,390 Do you mind? We're trying to study. 99 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:03,370 Oh, sorry. 100 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:06,570 Yeah, we're just on our way. Yeah. 101 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:10,930 Now, where were we? 102 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,110 Uh, you were asking me about baseball. 103 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:14,330 Right, right. 104 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:16,730 Shouldn't we study a little bit more? 105 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:21,270 We've studied enough for one day. I mean, two pages is a lot more than I 106 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:22,270 do. 107 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:25,450 Besides, it's not as much fun as talking with you. 108 00:06:27,730 --> 00:06:29,810 Jennifer, I was wondering. 109 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:31,850 We're getting along pretty well here. 110 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:33,170 Yeah, I know. 111 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:35,030 Would you like to go out with me sometime? 112 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:37,150 Sure, I'd love to. 113 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:38,910 Great. Great. 114 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:40,430 When? 115 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:41,930 I don't know, anytime. 116 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,750 Are you the boy my sister loves? 117 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,130 How about right now? 118 00:06:52,090 --> 00:06:55,130 Ah, here it is. My past five years in alphabetical order. 119 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:58,870 Well, you know, I have to admit, Nick, I'm impressed. I didn't think you'd be 120 00:06:58,870 --> 00:07:01,390 organized. See, Dad, you always think the worst of Nick. 121 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:05,510 Mr. Rogers' fan club? 122 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:09,990 This card certifies that Nick is a neighbor. 123 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,110 Don't leave home without it, Nick. 124 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:17,770 Ah, look. It's still good. 125 00:07:19,450 --> 00:07:20,950 Nick, what we need... 126 00:07:21,910 --> 00:07:23,330 To keep you out of prison. 127 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:28,490 Our receipts, check stubs, deposit slips, you know, bank passbooks. 128 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:31,150 You know, I don't even know what any of that stuff looks like. Come here, come 129 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,370 here. I'll help you. 130 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:36,570 You know, Nick, maybe we're giving this prison idea a short shrift. 131 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:42,870 Is Jennifer home yet? No, no, she's still at Tim's baseball game. 132 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:46,430 She's really falling for him, isn't she? In a big way. 133 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:50,310 For the last two weeks, she's spent all of her time with him. They're working on 134 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:51,490 this science project together. 135 00:07:52,110 --> 00:07:53,330 He's all she can talk about. 136 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:54,740 It's so cute. 137 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,800 Oh, it is depressing. 138 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,640 Jennifer's turning into a girl. 139 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,500 Jen, Jen, how was the game? 140 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,000 Tim looked so cute in his uniform. 141 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,320 So how was the game? 142 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:16,160 His eyes smashed the cap. 143 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:19,920 Sounds like a very exciting game. 144 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:23,740 Sounds like you had a good time, Jen. 145 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:24,719 I did. 146 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:25,579 And now? 147 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:26,580 Yes, tell, tell. 148 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,580 Tim asked me on a date to the Cleveland Indians game. 149 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,120 Sounds serious. 150 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,600 I hope so. You know, when Tim says Indians, his mouth kind of curls up in 151 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,059 really cute way. Tell me all about it. 152 00:08:42,299 --> 00:08:44,780 When Tim asked me to the game, it was so sweet. 153 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,280 All he could do was smile. 154 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,500 Tim's got the best smile now. 155 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:52,440 His nose crinkles up and his eyes sparkle like that green dress we saw at 156 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,100 mall. Oh, yeah, yeah. 157 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,920 Okay, well, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Look, Jed. 158 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:04,030 I'm not going to just sit back and watch you throw yourself at some dopey kid 159 00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:08,330 who smiles weird and looks good when he says Indians. 160 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:13,550 I'm not throwing myself at anyone, Allie. Oh, Jennifer, come on. You are a 161 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:15,510 walking encyclopedia of baseball. 162 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,410 But the other night when you were with Tim, you pretended you didn't know 163 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:20,710 anything? I mean, I don't understand. 164 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,270 I understand. 165 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:26,250 Somehow I knew you would. 166 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:29,280 Alex, it's so simple. 167 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,400 Guys do not go out with girls who are smarter than they are. 168 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,020 You know, that's really frightening, David. 169 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:39,920 Considering who you go out with. 170 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:54,970 Look, Alex, all I'm trying to do is make Tim feel important. Forget about Tim, 171 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:58,570 okay? Think about me. Now, what is very important to me is that people know 172 00:09:58,570 --> 00:09:59,570 you're smart, Tim. 173 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:01,930 That way Mallory just looks like a fluke. 174 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,770 Tim! Alex, let's leave these two alone. 175 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:10,930 All right, just one thing, okay, Tim? Hi. 176 00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:13,270 Could you say Indians for me? 177 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:16,770 Indians? 178 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,159 You know, you're right. 179 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,460 He is panicked, too. 180 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,920 That was a great game you had today. 181 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,980 Nice touchdown you hit. 182 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,100 Oh, Jennifer, that's called a home run. 183 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:38,479 Oh, right. 184 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,940 Can never keep these things straight. 185 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,080 I have something for you. 186 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,660 I want you to wear my varsity jacket. 187 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,040 Oh, Tim, that's so sweet. 188 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,410 Jennifer, will you go study with me? 189 00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:57,630 Me, study with you? 190 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:00,450 Yeah. What do you say? 191 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,450 She'd love to! 192 00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:11,690 You heard her. 193 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:18,330 All right, Nick. 194 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:25,280 My partner and I have your... income 195 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,480 from the past five years all figured out. 196 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:30,480 This is so exciting. 197 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,360 Gives me chills. 198 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,880 Okay, now that we know your income, we can start to look for deductions. 199 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,380 Okay, let's look. 200 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,320 Where? 201 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,740 How many dependents do you have? 202 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,140 Uh, what's a dependent? 203 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,180 Someone you support, you know, someone who depends on you. 204 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,020 I depend on Nick. 205 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:56,200 Not financially, you don't. Well, no, but what's the difference? I depend on 206 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,199 anyway. 207 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,140 He's my lifeline, my very breath. 208 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,100 Do you have some dolls to play with? 209 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,300 Look, Alex, you said depend. If you didn't mean depend, you shouldn't have 210 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,200 it. I wish you'd just say what you mean. 211 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,760 All right. 212 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,300 Go away. 213 00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:26,780 Okay. Let's talk about depreciation. Uh, what's depreciation? 214 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:33,300 Allowance made for loss in value of property. 215 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,900 It basically means we can take a deduction for any equipment you use in 216 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,380 artwork that loses its value. 217 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,940 Uh, I only use my brains. 218 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:58,580 This could be a whopper. 219 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,680 All right. 220 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,140 Andy, why don't you take Nick upstairs and show him that new tax book I got 221 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,080 Bought for W -2. 222 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,080 Hey, uh, but after, can we do some coloring? 223 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,360 Hey, Jen, what's new in the annoying little world of teen love? 224 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,080 Nothing good. 225 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,600 What's the matter? 226 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,800 Tim and I flunked our science project together. 227 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,640 Together? That's so romantic. 228 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,480 Hey, gang. 229 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,580 How was school, Jen? 230 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,300 It was all right. 231 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,920 Did you get your science project back? 232 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,660 Yeah. Oh, how'd you do? 233 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,900 The important thing is I still have my health. 234 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,580 That doesn't sound like an A. 235 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,680 An F? 236 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,840 Jan, that's not like you. Come on, Mom. One F won't hurt anybody. 237 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,880 Oh, no, this is getting serious. A couple of Cs already, and now an F? 238 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:08,100 Honey, you have got to bring up your grades. They'll make us ground you. 239 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,700 You never grounded Mallory when she started getting bad grades. 240 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,230 They wanted her to be daylight. 241 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:23,230 Great, so I have to be really nerdy and study real hard. Tim won't like me and I 242 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,230 won't be any fun anymore. 243 00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:27,370 What has Tim got to do with it? These are your grades we're talking about. 244 00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:32,350 Look, I was doing really well in science and I didn't have a boyfriend. 245 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:35,970 I wasn't popular and I wasn't getting invited to a lot of parties. 246 00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:37,370 Now I am. 247 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:42,540 I may not be doing so great in school, but I'm happy, and Tim really likes me. 248 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,300 It's hard to argue with success. 249 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:51,480 Well, we're happy your social life is going so well, but we're not going to 250 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,840 you sacrifice your grades for it. 251 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:56,180 Look, I don't care what you say. I'm happier this way, and I'm going to keep 252 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,820 seeing Tim, and you can't stop me. 253 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,760 Oh, maybe I should go talk to her. 254 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,320 Oh, wait, ma 'am, ma 'am, she's already failing. What more can you do? 255 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,760 I don't feel these grades reflect Jennifer's ability. 256 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,320 I have every reason to believe she's just as capable as her brother Alex. 257 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,960 He always got good grades. He never misbehaved. 258 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,180 In fact, he used to give out demerits to the other students who made noise 259 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,180 during class. 260 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,740 I think we're dealing with another problem here, Mr. Ryder. 261 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,380 B -O -Y -S. 262 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,960 You can say the word, honey. 263 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,140 I'm glad you brought that up, Mr. Keaton. 264 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:37,020 Does T... 265 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,560 I M mean anything to you? 266 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,220 Please, fellas, why are we spelling? 267 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:48,140 The point is, Jennifer is at that age where peer pressure has more influence 268 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,140 her than anything else. 269 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:50,900 More than her dad? 270 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:55,120 I'm afraid there's no escaping it. I have a teenage daughter myself. 271 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,540 How's that going? 272 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,780 Quite poorly, thanks. 273 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,440 I have a meeting with her teacher as soon as this is over. 274 00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:05,790 Well, what's the answer here? I mean, how are we supposed to deal with this? 275 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:10,310 we come down too hard on her, we run the risk of driving her away, but we can't 276 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,470 just sit passively by and let her make these kind of choices. 277 00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:19,230 All I can say is try to be supportive, try not to be too critical, and drink 278 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,230 plenty of liquids. 279 00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:26,330 I can't believe I don't have a tremendous influence on my own daughter. 280 00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:30,330 You can't underestimate the need for social acceptance at this age. 281 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:31,780 especially for girls. 282 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:36,800 Grade, college education, these kinds of abstract ideas can't compete with the 283 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,800 immediate rewards of getting a varsity jacket. 284 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:40,880 Wish I had one. 285 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:49,800 Maybe we should bring Jennifer in? Yeah, let's, uh... Jennifer. 286 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:51,460 Please, come in. 287 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,140 Sit. 288 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,560 Hi, sweetie. 289 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:56,820 Hi. 290 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:06,260 Your parents and I have been discussing what I perceive to be a serious problem 291 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,579 with your academic performance. 292 00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:09,099 Uh -huh. 293 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:13,260 Jan, we are here to find a way to help you. 294 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,540 What if I don't think I need help? 295 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,680 What if I'm happy the way that I am? 296 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,000 What do you mean by that? 297 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,839 I mean, school is a very small part of my life now. 298 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:25,380 I have a boyfriend. 299 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,720 I have a lot more friends. I go out more. I'm having more fun. 300 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:31,620 I'm happier. 301 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,300 Hi. Hi, Jennifer. 302 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,800 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Keaton. 303 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,500 Hello. Ah, T -I -M. 304 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,360 Right. B -O -Y. 305 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,280 I'm Mr. Ryder. 306 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,280 I just talked to my coach. 307 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:50,340 He said I'd been kicked off the team and my science grades were the reason. 308 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,480 Tim, I'm sorry. 309 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,440 I'm sorry, too, Tim. School rules. 310 00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:59,940 If you had worked harder and gotten better grades, this wouldn't have 311 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:06,340 I can't believe this has happened to me. Tim, you don't understand. 312 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,360 You'll never understand. 313 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:17,920 And so, friends, after much accounting, most of it creative, I'm proud to 314 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,280 present the completed tax form. 315 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:22,600 Welcome, Nick Moore, into the world of tax -paying citizens. 316 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:29,040 You know, this day is important to us all, not, uh... 317 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:35,640 Not only because we kept a friend and a loved one out of jail, 318 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:42,440 but because we have garnered for our firm a fee of $11, which my partner, who 319 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:47,100 was upstairs taking his nap, has agreed to accepting candy. 320 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,040 Alex, that was beautiful. 321 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,350 So, uh, how much do I have to pay in tax? 322 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:01,590 Oh, here it is. 323 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,390 $9 .45, Nick. 324 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:07,970 Wait a second here, Alex. 325 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,810 How come your fee is more than I gotta pay in tax? 326 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:16,450 Cheating and fray is a quality firm, Nick. 327 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,070 Let's go celebrate. 328 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,230 Congratulations, Nick. 329 00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:23,790 And may there be more people like you. 330 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,130 So the big corporations don't have to bear the tax burden alone. 331 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:33,390 I can't believe she ran off like that. 332 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,010 I can't believe you didn't catch her. 333 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:40,870 I was right behind her, but I lost her in a crowd of fathers running after 334 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:41,870 teenage daughters. 335 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,690 Don't worry, honey. She'll be home. 336 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,730 It seemed so simple at the time, Louise. Remember? 337 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,050 Let's start a family. 338 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,720 It all seems so harmless. 339 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,980 If only one of us had said teenager. 340 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,920 Maybe we would have just gone to the movies that night. 341 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,680 You all right? 342 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,620 Mom, this whole thing backfired. 343 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:26,290 I was acting dumb and didn't study because I wanted Tim to like me. 344 00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:30,050 But because we didn't study, Tim got kicked off the team. 345 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:32,070 It's all my fault. 346 00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:37,170 Did you really think that acting dumb would make him like you more? 347 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:40,950 Yeah, I did. 348 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:46,650 You see, he's got all these cute and fun and dopey girls hanging around him. 349 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,570 How can I compete with that? 350 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,750 It's hard to compete with Dopey, that's true. 351 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:58,770 But, honey, if you just be yourself and don't be afraid of how smart you are, 352 00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:01,470 you can be as fun and cute as anyone. 353 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:03,950 Really? 354 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,430 Yes. 355 00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:10,690 You want people to like the real Jennifer Keaton, not someone that you're 356 00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:11,950 pretending to be, you know? 357 00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:16,630 And it is pretty darn hard not to like the real Jennifer Keaton. 358 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,040 Thanks, Mom. 359 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:28,340 I know there's a lot of pressure on girls your age. 360 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,160 But never be less than you can be, just to be popular. 361 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:46,040 Hi. Hi, Jennifer. Come on in. 362 00:21:58,639 --> 00:22:00,920 Tim, I have something terrible to tell you. 363 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,960 I really am smart. 364 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,580 I mean, it's my fault you were kicked off the team. 365 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:14,200 We could have gotten a better grade. 366 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,320 But I was just being dumb for you. 367 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,240 You were being dumb for me? 368 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,610 Yeah. On purpose. 369 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,410 On purpose? 370 00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:26,430 Why? 371 00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:28,350 I never asked you to be dumb. 372 00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:33,050 You only liked me when I started goofing off and getting bad grades. 373 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:34,810 Admit it. 374 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:37,550 You had no interest in me when I acted smart. 375 00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:41,210 I was just scared of you when I thought you were smart. 376 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:47,670 I was afraid that if I tried to talk to you, you'd laugh at me. 377 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:50,370 I would never do that to you. 378 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:54,130 I like you. 379 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:56,370 I like you, too. 380 00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:00,210 I'll tell you what. 381 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:04,710 Let's really hit these books, bring your average up, and get you back on the 382 00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:05,710 team. Sounds good. 383 00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:08,810 So you're really smart, huh? 384 00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:11,610 Very. 385 00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:15,370 How smart? 386 00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:17,070 Don't ask. 387 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:53,970 Sit, Ubu, sit. 388 00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:55,130 Good dog.