1 00:00:12,270 --> 00:00:16,590 I bet we've been together for a million years. 2 00:00:17,110 --> 00:00:21,870 And I bet we'll be together for a million more. 3 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:27,510 Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we kissed. 4 00:00:28,430 --> 00:00:33,090 And I can't remember what I ever did before. 5 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:38,210 What would we do, baby, without us? 6 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:44,120 What would we do, baby, without us? 7 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:50,140 And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through. 8 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:55,800 What would we do, baby, without us? 9 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:57,860 Sha -la -la -la. 10 00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:07,700 Look, I don't understand. We go to a nice restaurant. 11 00:01:08,190 --> 00:01:11,050 We have a very nice dinner, and the next thing I know, you guys are calling me 12 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:15,170 sexist. Alex, your behavior tonight was right out of the Middle Ages. 13 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:18,190 I was embarrassed to be in the same restaurant as you. 14 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:21,070 I was just trying to be courteous. 15 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:25,290 You ordered all our meals without even asking us what we wanted. 16 00:01:26,110 --> 00:01:27,410 Well, I didn't hear any objections. 17 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:29,910 We were checking in our coats. 18 00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:33,950 All right. 19 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:35,470 Good to be home. 20 00:01:35,790 --> 00:01:37,610 Oh, yeah, you're no better than he is. 21 00:01:37,980 --> 00:01:40,080 Maybe not, but it's still good to be home. 22 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,400 I can't believe you let him order for us like that. 23 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:47,220 Well, it wasn't my fault I walked away for a minute. 24 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,020 Andy and I were over looking at the lobster tank. 25 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,260 It was really my fault, Mommy. 26 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:56,440 Yeah, I'm sure you guys always stick together. Wait a minute. I just don't 27 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:57,520 what all the fuss is about. 28 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:01,880 I mean, it is a time -honored tradition for the man to order for the woman. I 29 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,880 was trying to be a gentleman. 30 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,160 I noticed you let us pick up the check. 31 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,900 Bye. Different, that's business. 32 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:13,540 By the way, Andy, what you saw tonight is not appropriate male behavior. 33 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:17,660 Excuse me, Mom, but I think Dad and I are very capable of demonstrating 34 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:21,100 appropriate male behavior to our young male friend here. 35 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,600 Alex, please, I'd prefer not to be paired with you at this time. 36 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,180 I'm sure you understand. 37 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:34,080 I shudder to think of the chauvinistic habits you two were teaching, Andrew. 38 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,840 Look, don't worry, Mom, okay? Dad and I are teaching Andy everything he needs to 39 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,700 know. We have a very big weekend planned. Now tell him, Andy. 40 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,580 Boxing, hockey, wrestling. 41 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,240 That's great. That's just what Andy needs. 42 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,220 An entire weekend full of grown men beating each other in the face until 43 00:02:52,220 --> 00:02:53,220 drop. 44 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,200 Maniacs doing a little skating between fighting. 45 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:57,840 And sweaty, fat men. 46 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:02,710 throwing each other down over and over again. 47 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:11,530 Don't try to make sense out of this, Mel. It's male bonding. 48 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:15,830 It's man's excuse for slobbering all over each other and yelling, yes, yes. 49 00:03:17,190 --> 00:03:19,130 See, Jennifer knows what it's about. 50 00:03:20,390 --> 00:03:24,250 Oh, well, excuse us. It sounds like the perfect weekend. 51 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:28,290 Well, you just admit the fact that male bonding is a concept that you can't 52 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:29,290 completely understand. 53 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:30,960 Oh, is that so? 54 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:37,300 Well, if I remember, when the girls and I went to the mountains, you men had 55 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:42,000 your perfect weekend here, the house all by yourself, bonding all over the 56 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 place? 57 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:44,760 Hey, Alex. 58 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,840 Whoa! 59 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:49,380 What are you doing, Dad? 60 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,260 You know, you could break something. 61 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:54,860 Come on, Alex. What are you worried about? We got the house to ourselves, 62 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:55,860 the guys. 63 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,300 Let me see that arm. 64 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,250 No, no, it was my fault. I should have dove for it. 65 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:19,269 See, I got it. 66 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:20,769 How about a game of chess, huh? 67 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:24,810 Yeah, okay, all right, Dad, if you really want to. 68 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:26,430 Okay, all right. 69 00:04:26,910 --> 00:04:27,910 This is great. 70 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:33,130 All right, so play a few games of chess, then we'll go out for a real man's 71 00:04:33,130 --> 00:04:34,130 night on the town, huh? 72 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:40,950 Get a couple of big steaks, very rare, and back here for brandy and cigars. 73 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,050 Hello. 74 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:47,210 Oh, hi. 75 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,370 Uh, Susie. 76 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:51,150 I'm fine, I'm fine. 77 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:53,350 What do you mean right now? 78 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:58,250 Well, Susie, are you kidding me? I mean, I'd love to. 79 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:04,930 But I can't. 80 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:11,160 No, no, I... It's just not possible. 81 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,240 No, well, thanks for calling. 82 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,640 Okay, bye -bye. 83 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:20,980 We're all set. Don't think you're gonna mop up the board with your old dad 84 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:23,640 tonight. Got some new strategy lined up. 85 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:25,880 Go ahead, you move first, lad. 86 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:35,420 That, uh... That was Susie Marcus. 87 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:37,550 Susie Fargate? 88 00:05:38,490 --> 00:05:39,490 Yeah. 89 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:44,110 You remember her? I had this big crush on her all the way through high school. 90 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,070 She wouldn't even talk to me then. 91 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:58,130 So anyway, she just, uh, she came into town to surprise her folks, but, uh, 92 00:05:58,130 --> 00:05:59,130 weren't home. 93 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:07,910 So she called me and invited me over. 94 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:16,930 To her, um, empty house. 95 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:24,670 Now. 96 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:28,230 Oh. 97 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:33,710 Oh, well, uh, listen, Alex, if you'd like to go over there, believe me, I 98 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:34,710 understand. 99 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,560 No. No. 100 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,280 No, don't be silly, Dad. 101 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:45,740 No, no, my feelings for Susan Farkas were nothing more than a passing 102 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,820 crush. Come on, I'm over that. 103 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:52,900 No, I'd much rather just hang around here with you. 104 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,300 Play chess. 105 00:06:58,420 --> 00:06:59,420 Okay. 106 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,100 I mean, we're in the middle of a game here, you know? 107 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:08,190 It wouldn't be right for me to just pick up and leave in the middle of a game. 108 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:16,410 If the game were over, you know, then that would be a different matter 109 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:22,530 Bad move, Alex. 110 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:26,910 Bad move. 111 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:30,110 Checkmate. 112 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:32,010 Whoa! 113 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,050 Boy, you pulled that out of a hat. 114 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:49,390 Holy cow. Boy, when I took your rook, your knight, your bishop, and your 115 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:52,790 I thought I had you beat, but boy, I didn't even see that. 116 00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:57,490 Go ahead, Alex. 117 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,270 Go to Susie Farkas's. 118 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:02,870 Don't mind if I do, Dad. 119 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,610 Dad? 120 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:07,730 Thanks. 121 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:12,019 Great bonding. 122 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:14,720 We weren't really trying then. 123 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,540 Come on, Alex. Get the football. We'll bond now. 124 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:19,840 This is embarrassing. 125 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,760 No, no, no. Daddy's right. We were holding back that weekend. 126 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:31,000 You see, we men bond so well that if we don't resist a little bit, 127 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,419 we become permanently bonded. 128 00:08:35,539 --> 00:08:37,559 That's right. We were just being careful. 129 00:08:38,179 --> 00:08:42,580 The trouble with you men is that you tend to bond over such superficial 130 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,720 We women tend to bond over a shared emotional experience. 131 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:52,200 All right, all right. Maybe we didn't have that great a time, but we weren't 132 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,820 only ones who had trouble that weekend. 133 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:56,700 Well, this is it. 134 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,780 This is it? This is it. 135 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,040 This is it? 136 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:04,960 I know it's a little rough around the edges, but the important thing is we'll 137 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,290 together. We're going to have a great time. 138 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:08,510 Where's our room? 139 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:09,770 This is it. 140 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:11,030 Where's your room? 141 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:12,370 This is it. 142 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:13,549 Where's the bathroom? 143 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:15,270 If you say this is it, I'm leaving. 144 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,390 The bathroom is two cabins down. 145 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:22,370 Look, we're only going to be here for the weekend. We can make the best of it. 146 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:24,710 Well, then I just will unpack. 147 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,850 No, no, no. Let's leave the unpacking till later. I'm too excited. 148 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:31,310 Let's just sit down and have a wrap session. 149 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:32,710 What do you want to wrap? 150 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:42,940 the w this is rap with an r uh it's a term we used in the 60s it means talk 151 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:49,680 talk session didn't sound right so we used to say never 152 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:56,380 mind let's just sit down and talk what do you want to talk about uh well um 153 00:09:56,380 --> 00:10:00,260 i want to talk about the change that's going to happen in our lives when the 154 00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:05,930 baby comes home I want to know how you feel, what your thoughts are, your 155 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:07,130 your expectations. 156 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:08,670 Tell me everything. 157 00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:11,410 I don't want to change any diapers. 158 00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:16,710 Good. This is good. I think this is exactly the kind of thing we want to get 159 00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:17,710 in the open. 160 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:19,350 What else is on your mind, Mal? 161 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:26,090 Nothing. 162 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:29,810 Jennifer, what about you? 163 00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:30,959 I mean... 164 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,000 You've always been the youngest. 165 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,700 Baby, it's all going to change. 166 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,180 Do you have any special feelings that you want to discuss? 167 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,800 I'm still feeling a little carsick. I'm afraid I might throw up. 168 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,880 Thanks for sharing that with us, Jen. 169 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:50,040 She asked for my feelings. Not what she meant. What is my feelings? Girls, hey, 170 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:54,680 wait. Maybe this isn't the right time for a rap session. Maybe we can kind of 171 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:55,740 ease into that one later. 172 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,960 Oh, oh, I've got an idea. 173 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,280 I was going to save this for tomorrow, but we're in the mood now, so why not? 174 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,620 I don't believe it. You brought a photo album with you? 175 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:10,520 Oh, this is not just any photo album. This is an album that I made up of our 176 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,460 history together as mother and daughter. 177 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:15,840 Keaton, girl, oh, how we've grown. 178 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,740 These are old pictures, Mom. 179 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,160 I know they're old pictures. That's the point. 180 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,820 Well, there's none in here of Alex or Dad. 181 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,260 I know, that's the point. It's just us. 182 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,640 But we've seen these pictures before, haven't we? 183 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,700 No, not like this, not all together. See, not in this format. 184 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:38,580 They're still the same old pictures. 185 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,660 They are not the same old pictures. When you put them all together in one book, 186 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,580 they take on a totally different meaning. 187 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:48,140 Not that they show the joy and the closeness that we've shared down through 188 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,720 years. Now sit down and share the joy. 189 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,800 And that's what your mother means by emotional bonding, Andy. I hope you were 190 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,699 taking notes. 191 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,920 No, that's not fair. We were out of our element. 192 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,880 Yeah, you should see us at the mall. 193 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:10,620 All right, all right. Let's not get carried away by sweeping generalities. 194 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:11,640 you'll get confused. 195 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,240 There are women who are good. 196 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,000 There are women who are not so good. 197 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:19,740 There are men who are good. There are men who are not so good. 198 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,560 And then there's Alex. 199 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:25,120 Uh, he's in a class by himself, you're right. 200 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:29,960 Well, there is one man we know who has never given in to any of these 201 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,960 chauvinistic attitudes. 202 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:34,980 In fact, he's the only man who is truly a credit to his sex. 203 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:37,540 Nick's great that way. 204 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,700 Nick? Nick. 205 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,320 Nick? 206 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,000 Yeah, Nick's special. 207 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,400 Well, yes, yes, we could tell that the first time we met him. 208 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,240 Hey, Mallory! 209 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,080 He's really anxious to meet all of you. 210 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,680 Nick! Come on in, Nick! 211 00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,040 Do I have to? 212 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,640 He seems anxious to meet us. 213 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:06,840 I don't know about you, but I am keeping an open mind about this. 214 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,200 It's just clothes. 215 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,140 Nick Moore, I'd like to meet my parents, Elise and Stephen Keaton. 216 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,420 Nice to meet you, Nick. It's a pleasure having you here. Hey. 217 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,420 It is nice to meet you, finally. I've heard an awful lot about you. Hey. 218 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,740 My brother and sister, Alex and Jennifer. 219 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,240 Hey. 220 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,220 How yous doing? 221 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,200 We's doing fine. 222 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,180 At least I's doing fine. 223 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,160 That's, uh... 224 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,030 It's a nice earring. Yeah, 225 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:55,030 I found it in the garbage. 226 00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:57,890 Picked it up on my rounds. 227 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,650 Are you a garbage man? 228 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:04,070 Me? I mean, but I hope to be one one day, you know? 229 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,310 It's the only way to get the good garbage. 230 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:10,870 The good garbage. 231 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:14,970 How do you distinguish that from the bad garbage? 232 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:16,850 You gotta have an eye for it. 233 00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:19,410 I'm not sure I understand. 234 00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:22,770 Nick's an artist. 235 00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:30,530 I am like what they call an environmental artist. 236 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:33,850 I make things out of trash, garbage, junk. 237 00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:37,330 You'd be amazed at the things you could make from garbage. 238 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:38,630 See this hat? 239 00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:41,290 I made this hat from garbage. 240 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,640 Hey. 241 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:56,960 Hey. 242 00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:58,140 Hey. 243 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:01,860 Yes, we could tell that the day we met him. 244 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,220 And the more we got to know him, the more special he seemed. 245 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,580 Did you say something, dear? 246 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,660 No. No, I didn't. Are you sure? It sounded like you... I just coughed. 247 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,650 Oh, I see. 248 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:25,110 I see. 249 00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:29,310 Well, if you say something, I'm ready to respond. 250 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,809 Great, Dad. 251 00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:34,810 I'll look forward to that. 252 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,170 This is really nice. 253 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,170 You guys, do you like this all the time? 254 00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:45,670 You mean with utensils? 255 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,700 Alex, he's a little strange. 256 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,500 He's all right. 257 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,760 He's a cute little guy. 258 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,320 He's just a little stiff is all. 259 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,360 You know what you could use, Alex? 260 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,540 No, no. What could I use, Nick? 261 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,540 An earring. 262 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:23,950 No, I don't think so. 263 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,029 Oh, really? 264 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,030 Get to lose. 265 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:27,490 Here. 266 00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,170 No, no, no, Nick. 267 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:30,630 I enjoy being tight. 268 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:38,690 What kind of things are you interested in, Nick? I'm interested in Mallory. 269 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,050 Yes, indeed. 270 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:42,730 How about school? 271 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,070 How about school? 272 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:46,030 Do you go to school? No. 273 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:47,990 Can you expand on that? 274 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:51,770 Yeah, like when school's on, I'm not there. 275 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,720 Ah. Really, Dad, I mean, there are other things we talk about besides school. 276 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,500 No one's even asked him about his art. Hey, it's okay. 277 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:11,040 No, you love to talk about your art. Dad, ask him. 278 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:18,900 Um, so, uh, Nick, um, how did you get interested in this environmental art? 279 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,119 I don't know. 280 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,000 Can you expand on that? 281 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:32,020 I don't know. 282 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:42,620 Very good. 283 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:48,340 Getting back to the school issue. No, come on, Dad. Nick was talking about 284 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,840 You interrupted him. Sorry, Nick. 285 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,320 Didn't mean to cut you off like that. 286 00:17:53,870 --> 00:18:00,170 What were you going to say after I don't 287 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,170 know? 288 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:07,410 I don't remember. 289 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:17,150 Anybody like some more pee? Right here. Yep. 290 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:21,630 You know, environmental art isn't the only thing Nick knows about. 291 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,780 He has a wide range of interests. 292 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,980 Here's a thought that just occurred to me, Nick. Don't you think a person needs 293 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,980 an education? 294 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:33,640 Not every person. Not every person? Come on, Dad. Excuse me, Mallory. How can a 295 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,600 person make a living without an education? 296 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:38,100 I don't know. Why don't you ask somebody who's educated? 297 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,820 I don't think a person needs an education to answer that question. 298 00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:42,240 Did you tell these peas are fresh? 299 00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:51,050 I guess what I really want to know, Nick... Hey, look, I was invited here 300 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:54,170 meal, you know, but this doesn't feel like a meal. It feels like a test. 301 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:58,050 You know, I'm sorry I'm not the kind of guy you're looking for. I'm not smart, 302 00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:02,710 I'm not cultured, and I'm not sophisticated. You know, I'm not no 303 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:03,710 Bronson. 304 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,890 Andy, that's how Uncle Nick became part of our family. 305 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,810 Andy, Nick is not your uncle. 306 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,600 But don't listen to him, Andy. You need a man who is above all this male 307 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,860 chauvinism. Nick is a perfect male role model for you. 308 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,160 Oh, wait a minute. 309 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:23,880 All right, okay, what about Dad here? 310 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,660 I mean, Dad has been behind every feminist issue since the very beginning. 311 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500 Eh. 312 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,879 Or me. 313 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,860 I mean, I don't want to brag, but I'm no stranger to the women's movement 314 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:35,860 myself. 315 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:40,500 You? Well, it was before your time, Andy, but I was a very big supporter of 316 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,560 ERA. I fought for the cause. 317 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:46,300 I suffered for the cause. I sacrificed for the cause. 318 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,900 Who was the girl, Alex? 319 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,580 Dita Marks. 320 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,880 Really pretty. You would have been proud of me. 321 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,840 Sexual discrimination of any kind is entirely intolerable to me. 322 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,600 Really? The mere thought of it makes me wince. 323 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,580 Don't you feel that way? 324 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,380 Oh, yeah, I do. I just didn't think you did, that's all. 325 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:14,270 Well, I'm glad you feel the same way I do, because frankly, it would be very 326 00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:15,690 hard to work for someone who didn't. 327 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:19,810 Yeah, but I've always thought of you as kind of conservative and preppy. 328 00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:21,690 Preppy? 329 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:23,190 Me? 330 00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,710 No, no, I just came in from a wedding. 331 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,270 Okay, let me get this straight. 332 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,710 You are pro -ERA. 333 00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,910 Dina, you say E -R -A. 334 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:40,450 I say Y -E -S. 335 00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,910 Would you care for a cup of tea? 336 00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,130 I'd love one. 337 00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:52,290 Listen, just sit yourself down. 338 00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:57,030 You're going to love this tea. It was grown, picked, and brewed entirely by 339 00:20:57,030 --> 00:20:58,030 women. 340 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:02,670 You know, Alice, everything we talk about does not have to involve women. 341 00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:04,730 I do have other interests. 342 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,150 I don't. 343 00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:08,070 Well, but I'm... 344 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:10,900 I'm willing to learn. 345 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,320 You know, this is really fun. 346 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,580 Working with you isn't nearly as dull as I thought it would be. 347 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,840 Oh, thank you. 348 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:20,260 I think. 349 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,900 Yeah, and it's really surprising. 350 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,360 Why? What is? 351 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,180 Well, all these years in school, I've never had the least bit of interest in 352 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:29,220 you. That doesn't seem possible. 353 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:33,940 Why? 354 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,380 Oh, little things, I guess. 355 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,920 Like the Young Republicans Club. 356 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,210 That. 357 00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:43,970 Oh, Dina, Dina, Dina, Dina, Dina. 358 00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:50,130 I am something of a dabbler. I'm the seeker of new experiences. 359 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:54,330 I'm like a young sapling whose roots are young and thirsty. 360 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:56,710 Yeah, see, this is what I thought it would be like. 361 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:01,870 You know, Dina, it's good that we can laugh in these troubled times. 362 00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:06,370 When women are so ruthlessly oppressed by this sexist society. 363 00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:13,420 Oh, hi. 364 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,920 Like some tea? 365 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,240 No, thank you. 366 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,480 Nice apron, son. 367 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:26,720 Well, thanks, Dad. I hope you don't mind me boring you. 368 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,600 I, uh... I got quiche on mine. 369 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,840 When you're done, hang it next to my jello molds. 370 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,660 And from there, the relationship really took off in Florida. 371 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:52,460 With only one small problem, Alex. It was a relationship built entirely on 372 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,660 Sure, if you want to get technical. 373 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,480 Tell me, Alex, how long have you been a supporter of women's rights? 374 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,860 Virtually since birth. 375 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,300 Alex, leave them alone. They're just playing. 376 00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:11,930 Dad, I will not be ridiculed in my own home by puppets. 377 00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:17,790 That's what's wrong with you feminists. You have no sense of humor. 378 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:26,430 Mom, I am not a feminist. I am simply posing as a feminist out of respect for 379 00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:27,430 the girl I care about. 380 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,970 Yeah, I hope she appreciates it. 381 00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:35,450 Why is everybody picking on me? 382 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,520 But last night, I defended a woman's right to speak. Now, is that bad? 383 00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:44,940 Of course not. We're very proud of you for that. And I spent a night in jail 384 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,480 a cause I don't even believe in. 385 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:52,440 Does that make me a bad person? Alex, that's not what we're talking about. 386 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:55,780 You're misleading, Dina. You have a relationship based on lies. 387 00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:59,820 Dad, that's not true. We're past the lies. We're into the good stuff now. 388 00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:07,690 Look, do you think I'm happy doing this? I'm not. 389 00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:11,030 You know, it started out as a few innocent little lies. 390 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:13,070 I wouldn't even call them lies. 391 00:24:13,270 --> 00:24:14,870 They were lie -eth. 392 00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:21,510 And it just snowballed. I mean, what can I do now? 393 00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:26,830 Dina believes very deeply in this cause, Alex. Your attitude towards it is 394 00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:29,270 really insulting to her. 395 00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:32,450 If you care at all about Dina, you should tell her the truth now. 396 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,300 Sit, Ubu, sit. 397 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,760 Good dog.