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I bet we've been together for a million
years.

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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.

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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

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What would we do, baby, without a...

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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Sha -la -la -la.

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Hey, how was the home design show?

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You're sure to come with us, Alex? It
was fabulous.

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Alex, miles and miles of new appliances,
wall coverings, bathroom fixtures.

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If only I could live this day over again
and have gone with you.

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We're going again tomorrow.

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Yeah, we're trying to decide whether or
not to remodel the kitchen.

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Well, we... No way. You'll have to
remodel me first.

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Sounds like another argument in favor.

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Listen, do you guys mind removing all
this home show stuff? We're making a lot

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of important banking papers here.

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These are just travel brochures of
Chicago, Alex.

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Alex, if you're leaving home, please go
further than Chicago.

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Just your information, Mal. Chicago
happens to be the host city for the 15th

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annual Midwest Banking Seminar, which I
will be attending.

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Jealous, huh?

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Have to watch it on television like
everybody else.

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I didn't know you were going, Alex.

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Yeah, I'm going to be representing
Harding Trust, my bank. They asked you

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We should take our money out of there
immediately.

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Oh, we already did when Alex got the
job.

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I'm telling you, Mommy, this banking
conference is going to be great. All of

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best banking minds in the Midwest are
going to be there.

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Well, it was quite an honor for them to
choose you.

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Yeah, well, they haven't officially
chosen me yet.

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But Rebecca's on her way over here and
said she wanted to talk to me about

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something. So, you know, what else could
it be? I'm the obvious choice.

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Good. You and Rebecca are getting along
better now.

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Oh, yeah. We're getting along fine now.
In fact, yesterday, she only threatened

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to fire me twice.

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You're a shoo -in.

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Oh, come in, come in, come in, come in.

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Alex, I hope I'm not disturbing you at
all. Oh, Rebecca, no. I mean, obviously

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you wouldn't come over here to talk to
me unless you had something important to

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say. Well, I have a few things I'd like
to discuss with you. Oh, I'm sorry.

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Alex, what are you doing with a map of
Chicago?

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Well, you know, I'll tell you, Rebecca,
Chicago has always been a favorite city

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of mine.

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Yeah, I've often dreamed of walking the
windy streets, playing hog butcher to

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the world.

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I'm afraid.

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It's a poor boy's dream. I didn't mean
to burden you with it.

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Good.

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My kind of time.

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My kind of time. Alex, I think a theme
is starting to emerge here.

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You want to go to the conference in
Chicago, don't you?

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You got to take me, Rebecca.

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Look, I already got a new travel alarm.
It's already set for Chicago time.

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Alex, let me be frank with you.

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I have thought long and hard about
taking you to this conference.

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You are the sharpest, most knowledgeable
employee I have.

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You are

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also the most volatile, unpredictable,
potentially lethal employee I have.

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Well, I know. That's the fun side of me.

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Not at a banking conference, it's not.
Rebecca, look, you've got to take me to

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the conference. It really means a lot to
me. I promise you, I promise you I will

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be professional and business -like for
the entire trip.

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Well, remember that.

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Because you're going, here's the ticket.

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No!

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Look at this, Jan.

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This is a beautiful kitchen. Here.

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We could do something like that in here,
don't you think?

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Wouldn't it be great to have everything
brand new?

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Oh, yeah.

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We've been talking about it for so long.

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This kitchen has been exactly the same
since I was born. It's been the same

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since I was born. It's been the same
since I was born.

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Well, your father doesn't feel the same
way about this. He doesn't like change

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of any kind.

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I once bought a different brand of
napkins and he developed a rash.

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We could get him to do it, Mom.

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If we gang up on him, he'll fold like a
house of cards.

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Mallory and I can do the loving daughter
bit. He loves that.

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I don't want to trick your dad into
doing something he doesn't want to do.

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Oh, Mom, that's the beauty of it.

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You're going to take middle ground.

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You can pretend you're reasonable about
this.

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You could say things like, Stephen, we
should seriously consider remodeling

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kitchen. But let's not be hasty. And
then kiss him quick.

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And the final time we get Alex to take
Dad's side, Alex will say, remodel the

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kitchen? That's the worst idea I ever
heard. Don't touch a thing.

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Dad will be remodeling in a second.

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Oh, that's really appealing.

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But I'll tell you, even if your dad
agreed to remodel the kitchen, we don't

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the money. It's that simple.

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Everybody, guess what?

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I got a raise!

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A raise! That's terrific!

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Oh, man.

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What do you think we should do with the
money?

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You're excited, huh?

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What do you think we should do with the
money?

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Well, I've thought about it, and I think
we should put it right in the bank and

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watch it grow.

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I think it's a great idea.

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I mean, what other options do we have
with all that new money? I mean, either

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put it in the bank and we watch it grow,
or we remodel the kitchen.

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What? Remodel the kitchen?

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Yeah.

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Never. I love this kitchen. There's a
lot of history here.

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Daddy, we're so glad you're home. We
love you.

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And we're so proud of you.

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So proud. You're probably the only daddy
in the whole block who got a raise

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today.

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I will never remodel his kitchen.

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Maybe we should seriously consider
remodeling the kitchen. But let's not be

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hasty.

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I will never remodel this kitchen.

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Okay, well, here I go.

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Alex, what do you think about remodeling
the kitchen?

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Remodel the kitchen?

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It's the worst idea I ever heard.

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Don't touch a thing.

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All right, I'll think about it.

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Okay.

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So, uh, what time's your flight leave,
Alex? In about one hour, Dad. Rebecca's

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coming by to pick me up any minute.

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Well, I'm very proud of you, Alex.
Things really seem to be going your way.

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Especially, you know, considering that
rocky start I had with Rebecca.

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You know, that little...

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error in judgment I made.

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Little error? Alex, you kissed your
boss.

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Yeah, I know, I know.

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Late at night, we're alone in the bank.

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We each had a little too much money to
count.

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Anyway, that's history, Dad. That's in
the past. That's forgotten.

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Well, that's great. It's a real sign of
growth to see how you've accepted having

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a woman as boss.

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Yeah, thank that, thank that. And, you
know, I like to think that I have had

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some effect on Rebecca, too.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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Well, you know that kind of girl,
wealthy, New England, private school

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know, snobbish, aloof, cold.

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Yeah, I guess she could use some
changing.

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No, I'm trying to turn her into that.

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I mean, that's her background, but
besides all that stuff, which I love,

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know, she's a little uptight.

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Try to loosen her up a little.

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Ah, well, there she is. Hi.

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Alex, you ready?

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Hi, Rebecca.

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Pretty as can be. Well, we really
appreciate your taking Alex along with

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Rebecca. We can really use the rest.

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Well, glad to help, but I'm really
taking Alex along because he's very

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very eager, and I'm afraid to leave him
alone at the bank.

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Alex, I knew it was going to be a
mistake to take you. Oh, come on. What

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mistake? I thought it was a great
flight.

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What about that little scene you caught
through the door?

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What, are you trying to tell me I wasn't
right?

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Alex, after a certain age, they don't
give you those little wings anymore.

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All right, okay, all right.

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It was a little bit of a rough start.
You know, I was a little bit excited.

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But I know what's called for here,
Rebecca.

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Professionalism, decorum, reserve.

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Hey, Alex Keaton, Harding Trust.

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Where are you from, buddy?

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Good afternoon. How may I help you?

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You have a reservation for Ryan.

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Rebecca Ryan.

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That'll be suite 412 in the West Tower.
A porter will be along shortly to take

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your bags.

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Thank you.

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Good afternoon, sir.

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Good afternoon. Good afternoon.

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There should be a suite waiting for me.
The name is Keaton.

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Alex P. Keaton. I'm with the banking
conference.

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I'm afraid I have no reservation for
Keaton.

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Well, it must be some mistake. Let's
just try again.

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I'm sorry. We're all booked up, sir.
There are no rooms available.

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Next, please.

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Look, could you at least recommend me to
another hotel?

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Every hotel in Chicago is full, sir.
There's a blizzard starting up out

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People aren't even able to leave the
city.

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Excuse me.

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Do you believe this?

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They don't have my reservation. I don't
have a room.

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Alex, I'm really sorry.

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I've got to go upstairs and shower. Good
luck.

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Wait a minute.

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I don't need luck. I need towels.

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I need a soap dish. I need mints on my
pillow.

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Alex, I'm really very sorry. I would
love to help you. But what can I do?

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Well... Don't even think about it.

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Come on, you've got to sweep. You've got
plenty of room.

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Absolutely not. I cannot have you
sleeping in my room.

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I'm an officer of the bank.

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I have a reputation to uphold.

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All right, okay, now wait a minute, wait
a minute. What are you afraid of? What

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are you afraid of? I'm going to peak?

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What are you afraid of? I'm going to try
something?

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Come on, Rebecca, this is business, pure
and simple.

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I'm here representing Harding Bank, your
bank.

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Now, I've got to be alert.

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I've got to get some rest.

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There's nothing personal about this.

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Okay, Alex, you win.

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What other choice do I have? You can
share my suite with me.

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Okay, great.

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We're going to be living together.

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It's going to be great being roomies.
You'll see.

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I'm virtuous as roomies. One more time,
I'm going to fire you. And then I'm

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going to beat you up.

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Rebecca, I'm going to make this as easy
on you as possible. I'm going to be

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quiet as a mouse. You'll hardly even
know I'm around.

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When I have guys over, you know, hang a
sock on the door.

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Okay. It's you.

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Suite 412, corner suite.

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I love it.

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This is a suite?

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This must be a sitting room. This is
just a sitting room, right?

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Oh, sure, you can sit in here.

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But if you'll allow me to squeeze
through here, I'll show you some of the

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features of this room.

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There are no features in this room.

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Thanks for pointing that out. No, no
problem. I'll get the rest of the

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Oh, I... Excuse me.

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Need anything else?

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Some, uh... Some ice, perhaps?

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Where would we put it?

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All

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right,

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okay.

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What a bit of a rough spot here.

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A little awkward.

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Could be worse.

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Might not be in a suite.

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Dad, what are you doing?

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I'm just sitting here, thinking.

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We've had some wonderful times in this
kitchen, haven't we?

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Take it easy, honey. We'll have some
good times in the new kitchen, too.

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How can you be sure of that, Elise?

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What if this kitchen is the reason we've
been so happy for all these years?

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Let's not forget the other rooms, Dad.
They've had something to do with it.

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Yeah, I've had some great times in the
living room.

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Maybe the reason you had such great
times in the living room was because

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close to the kitchen.

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Honey, honey, I know this is difficult
for you.

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I know you have ambivalent feelings
about changes in the kitchen, but that's

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I went out.

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And I hired George Bellis.

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He's an excellent interior designer.

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He's going to come in, he's going to
consult, and he's going to go very, very

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slowly. All right. All right, Alita.

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I'm approaching this with an open mind.

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I just want a little something to
remember the kitchen by, that's all.

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Uh, Mal, Jen, can I have a shot of you
over by the refrigerator?

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Mom, stop him.

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What's the big deal? Just a couple of
shots for the old wallet. Mel, take the

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mice cubes out, honey. Come on, action.

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Come on, come on.

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Oh, it's George Bell.

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George, come in, come in. This is my
husband, Stephen.

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Nice to meet you.

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Our daughters, Jennifer and Mallory.
Girls.

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that you're going to be handling this,
George. Anything for you, Elise.

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Well, take a look around.

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Come on, don't hold back. Just, what do
you think?

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Let's start with the small things.

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This wall must go.

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What? I love this wall.

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Now, this is, this is a historical wall.
We measured the growth of the kids on

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this wall.

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Look, Mallory at three.

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Jennifer at three.

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Alex at three.

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Mr. Keaton, this wall is what's
preventing this kitchen from springing

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from reaching its full potential as a
family center.

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This wall is what's preventing the house
from falling down.

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Stephen, would you let George do his
work?

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Certainly, certainly. If I may proceed.

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I see a huge bay window with shelves and
greenery

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captaining down and late curtains
framing a wonderful panoramic view.

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Oh, that sounds fabulous. I've always
wanted a bay window in my kitchen.

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Sounds great, doesn't it, Dad?

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To accommodate this bay window, of
course...

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We will have to lose a good portion of
this wall also.

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Another wall? Why don't you just
dynamite the room?

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Stephen, would you hear him out?

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Look, I'm sorry.

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This is all happening too fast. I think
we need a little more time to decide

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exactly what we want to do in here. To
mull over George's wonderfully

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and insane ideas.

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We'll call you in a couple of days.

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Do you have a card?

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Call me.

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We'll talk.

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Dad, how could you let George go like
that? He was our only hope. The kitchen

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tomorrow was almost in our grasp.

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Believe me, we don't need George. His
ideas aren't right for our lifestyle.

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We need somebody who understands our
house, who knows it, who cares about it.

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Who might that be?

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You're looking at him.

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All right, let's just try to make the
best of it. I guess we should unpack for

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it.

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Who gets the hanger?

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It's my room. I think I should get it.
All right, Rebecca, what am I going to

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with all of my clothes?

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Why don't you wear them?

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I get 16 suits.

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I look like a Tweety version of the
Michelin Man.

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Alex, I just don't think this is going
to work.

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Come on.

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It's an adventure.

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Did you ever have a roommate?

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Did you ever go camping?

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Get trapped in a mine?

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Alex, I have a confession to make. All
right, don't make it a big one, okay? We

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don't have the room.

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I was an only child. I always had a room
of my own.

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And I went away to a very exclusive
boarding school, and everyone had a

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suite.

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Do you have the address of that place?

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The point is, I've never lived with
anyone.

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And I'd rather not start with you.

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All right, all right, okay, okay. You
think this is a picnic for me?

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Do you think this is my idea of
paradise?

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Do you think I planned this?

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I'm not so sure.

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It's all beginning to make sense to me
now, Alex. It's all becoming very clear.

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First, you beg for me to take you along.

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I agree out of the kindness of my heart.

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Then your reservation mysteriously
disappears, so I have no choice but to

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you in.

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Coincidence?

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I think not.

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You got me, Rebecca.

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You got me.

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This is all just been a ploy to get to
spend a night in this room with you.

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The plane trip.

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The blizzard.

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Every hotel in Chicago booked solid.

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I arranged that.

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Sure, it cost me some buck.

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It's part of my master plan, the banking
convention.

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Oh, Ruth.

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None of these people are bankers. They
all work for me.

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Hey, Bill, Harry, Larry, yeah, go home.

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No, she's on to it.

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00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:09,310
We'll try again next year with another
girl.

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Matter of fact, Rebecca, the whole damn
city of Chicago does not exist.

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This is my basement.

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Okay, Alex, I think you've made your
point.

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I apologize.

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My accusation was uncalled for.

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I accept your apology.

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I think we need a little air in here.
I'm beginning to feel claustrophobic.

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Maybe we could open a window or
something.

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Good idea.

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At least we can't push each other out.

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This is crazy.

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I'm exhausted.

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All I need... Just a little rest.

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Good. Good idea.

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Go ahead.

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Are you going to breathe that loudly the
whole weekend?

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Why don't you just kill me now?

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Okay? Throw my body in the hall.

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We'd have more room.

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00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:28,730
Look, we have a meeting in two hours.
Can we just have some quiet, please?

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Okay, fine.

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Try not to breathe.

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Are you going to hover over me like that
the whole time?

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I plan to.

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I'm having such a good time.

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Look, Alex, why don't you just get a
rest, too?

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Fine, okay, sure.

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Tell you what, I'll sleep in the
bathtub.

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It's a stand -up shower.

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All right, you can lie here.

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Thank you.

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Great.

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Okay, this is great.

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Yep.

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This is cozy.

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Sit, Ubu, sit.

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Good dog.