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I bet we've been together for a million
years.

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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.

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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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Sha -la -la -la.

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Long. See?

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Now me.

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You got it, Pally.

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Hey, what's going on?

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Oh, it's a little game for Andy, Mom.
It's good for the old manual dexterity.

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How are we going to know what's in these
cans now?

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Don't fret. We'll just write down what
is in each can, and that way nothing's

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lost. See, this one's peaches.

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This one's peas.

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It was this one, peas.

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Don't look at me.

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Uh, Alex, just get these cans put away,
okay? Uncle Rob's gonna be here any

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second, okay? And it'll be nice if the
house looks halfway decent.

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Oh, hi. Sorry I'm late. I stopped off at
Schweller's to pick up some strudel for

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dessert. Oh, Andy and I were gonna make
chocolate chip cookies.

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Oh, no, no. It has to be strudel from
Schweller's. It's exactly the kind they

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made at Hofstetter's Bakery back in
Buffalo when Rob and I were kids.

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Hey, shouldn't he be here by now? I
mean, his plane landed two hours ago.

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Oh, he's probably caught in traffic on
the expressway. This is a first. My

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brother is actually late. Knowing Rob,
you'd think he'd get off at the nearest

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exit and call. He's the most organized,
responsible human being I've ever met.

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Except for you, Alex.

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Yeah, I love Uncle Rob. He is the best.

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All -American, conservative, a family
man.

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I like the fact that I'm related to him.

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Reese jurors me I didn't just come from
nowhere.

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Hi, we're going down to the mall to get
our blood pressure checked.

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Oh, wait a minute. Uncle Rob's going to
be here any second.

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Um, yeah, we want to be in perfect
health for when he gets here.

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You see, there's this health mobile down
there, and it's important that we check

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these things often, especially while
we're young.

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There's a cute paramedic that I think
Jennifer ought to meet.

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Hey!

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Hi. Hi, Jen.

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Long time no see.

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Too long. Just seeing you makes my blood
pressure soar.

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We better get going, Jennifer.

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Okay, okay. We'll see you later.

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Louise,

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as the women grow older, you grow more
youthful and beautiful each time I see

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you. Oh, Rob.

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Keep talking.

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It's true.

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Hey, hey. Alice!

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Mark, it's up. Inflation's down.
Reagan's in the White House. Can we pick

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what?

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There are more important things in the
world than money and politics, Alex.

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Oh, all right. We'll talk about it later
when Dad's not in the room.

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Stevie, where's the strudel? Ah, Robbie,
look at this.

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Oh, you.

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Geez, Rob, you're dressing more casual
these days. I like it.

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Yeah, I decided I was spending too much
of my time walking around in a suit and

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a tie. You know, that affects the way
you view the world. Keeps you buttoned

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Maybe you should go upstairs and change.

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We were worried about you, Rob. It's not
like you to be late.

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Why are you so hung up on time all of a
sudden?

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We're only on this earth a short while,
Stephen. The idea is to live each moment

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to its fullest.

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Experience everything.

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If sometimes we stray off the normal
path.

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Hey, that can be groovy, too.

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He sure looked like my brother.

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Ah!

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Ah! Oh, Andy!

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Andrew! Come in here, would you, lad?

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Ah, hey.

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Did you do this?

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No.

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Then who did?

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Bad guy.

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I see.

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Okay. Well, I'm going to get blamed for
it because I showed the bad guys how to

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do it.

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Okay. Well, then it seems to me we have
two options here now. We can either hide

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this stuff and pretend we don't know
anything about it, or we can come clean

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tell Mom the truth.

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That's my boy.

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All right, would you like to attempt to
explain this?

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All right, Mom.

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All right, Mom.

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We can't hide it any longer.

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We're hooked on it, Mom.

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We can't help ourselves.

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We are a couple of hardened criminal can
peelers.

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Mom, we're wanted in every state.

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We give up.

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Boys, this is not allowed to matter. Did
you realize?

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Did you realize that we're not going to
know what we're eating around here for

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months to come?

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Oh, Mom, that could be a welcome change.

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it. I cannot believe it. After all these
years, you still can't go to your left.

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I can go to my left, Rob.

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Just not with a basketball.

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Anyway, I let you win.

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Oh, really? Yeah, you're my big brother.
I didn't want to see you cry. It would

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be embarrassing.

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Hey, how would you like a headlock? Hey,
come on, Rob. Let go of me. No

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headlocks. Call it.

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Okay, you're lucky you called.

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We're off to the mall again. The health
mobile opens at 10.

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We've been asked back for glaucoma
tests.

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You've got it all here, Stephen.

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Great wife, great kid.

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The whole package.

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You too, Rob.

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Not too bad for a couple of mooks from
Buffalo, huh?

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You know, Stephen, there's something
I've been holding on to since I got

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Well, it's going to surprise you when I
tell you.

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There's no way you can be ready for
this.

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I'm ready for anything. Try me.

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Maureen and I are separated.

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I wasn't ready for that.

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Well, it's been coming for a long time.

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You and Maureen?

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Doesn't seem possible.

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The last few years, we've pretty much
been keeping it together out of habit,

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really. Like two horses pulling a wagon,
you know?

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Day after day, year after year.

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Familiar with each other, accustomed to
being at each other's side, but not

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really crazy about each other.

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And getting damn tired of pulling the
wagon.

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What about the kids?

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Marilyn moved out about six months ago.
She's living with a Vietnamese family on

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a houseboat on Lake Huron.

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She says she's very happy.

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People are nice. The fishing is good.

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What about Jonathan? He's only 11.

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Well, that's tougher, of course.

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But it could be worse for him growing up
in a bad marriage.

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Did I interrupt something?

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Robert's got some bad news, Liz.

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Well, no, no, it's not bad news. It's
good news.

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Good news? Oh, well, tell me, Rob.

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My marriage is over.

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I don't know what to say.

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I mean, congratulations doesn't sound
right.

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You know, I met a girl on the plane, and
I've got a date tonight.

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So just, you'd be happy for me.

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He's been married 25 years.

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He's got a wife, two kids, and a date.

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Why shouldn't we be happy?

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You could have glaucoma, high blood
pressure, not even know it. All right,

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all right. Now we'll be tested, okay?
You happy? You satisfied?

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What, do you get a commission on these
tests or what?

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It's for your own good, too, Alec. Mom,
Dad, you'll be happy to know that

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Mallory and I do not have glaucoma.

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Great news.

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You don't sound thrilled.

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We have some bad news.

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We don't want to upset you, but you need
to know.

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Uncle Rob and Aunt Maureen have
separated.

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Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry.

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That's impossible.

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Uncle Rob?

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Uncle Rob is not the kind of guy who
gets separated.

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He's a Republican.

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A Republican?

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You know what I mean.

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Alex, Ronald Reagan was divorced.

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He was a Democrat at the time.

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Alex, both political parties are equally
good at this.

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I know. I mean, half the kids in my
class have parents who are separated.

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This must be the separation decade.

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Separation sushi and designer jeans.
That's the 80s.

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Thank you for that in -depth analysis.

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I'll get it. No, no, that's probably
Rob's date.

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His what?

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He's going out on a date tonight.

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He has a date.

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The man is a registered Republican.

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Yes, he has a date. Is that so strange?
He's separated and he has a date.

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Now, let's let her in, and please, treat
her with respect.

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She's your uncle's date.

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Hello? I'm Kathy Brady. I'm here for
Bob.

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Bob?

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Rob. We call him Rob.

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This is the Keaton house.

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Oh, yes. Oh, yes, yes. I'm Elise Keaton.

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And this is Stephen and Jennifer and
Mallory and Alex.

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He told me he likes to be called Bob.

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He never told us that.

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We call him Rob.

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Hey, Kat!

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Has everybody met everybody?

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Oh, boy, yes.

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Oh, great, great.

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Kathy and I are going to this really hot
disco she knows about.

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Do you want to come?

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Oh, no, no, no. We've planned a quiet
evening at home.

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Make some tapioca.

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You got it, babe.

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Oh, listen, Rob, Bob.

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What... What time do you think you'll be
home?

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Don't wait up, bro.

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Okay. What the hell was that?

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Okay, Andy, listen up, bud.

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Mom needs peaches.

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He says he bought them especially for
this recipe he's making.

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So what we have to do is find out which
one of these cans has the peaches in

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them.

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Without opening every can in the house.

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No problem.

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Has Uncle Rob been down yet?

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Uh, yeah, he went jogging about an hour
ago.

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That's really something. He only came in
three hours ago.

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How do you know?

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Because I was up all night listening to
Dad pace.

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Dad's really taking this hard, isn't he?

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I know.

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Mom says he's been up every night this
week looking through old photo albums.

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You know, pictures of Rob and Maureen.

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Yeah. You know, Dad, he just... He just
doesn't handle separations well.

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He still hasn't gotten over that
Supreme's breaking up.

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Yeah, I remember he sat up all night
looking at pictures of them, too.

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I hate this situation with Uncle Rob. I
don't know what to say. I mean, can I

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talk to him about the situation?

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Can I talk about Aunt Maureen?

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Can I still call her Aunt Maureen?

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Yeah, it's just... It's too bad that...

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You kids have to be witness to this
unsettling adult behavior.

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I think you can just comfort yourself by
looking at it in a detached, kind of

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analytical fashion.

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Well, I feel better already.

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Oh, come on. I mean, basically, what we
have here is a failed merger.

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Not unlike the breakup of the phone
company.

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Although obviously less emotional.

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Nothing more than a natural fluctuation
in the marketplace of love and marriage.

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You should write romance novels.

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Oh, good morning, guys.

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Hi.

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Anybody want some breakfast?

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Oh, no, we've eaten already, thanks.

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00:14:43,890 --> 00:14:46,850
But if you're having some, may I suggest
some of our fine canned goods?

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00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:52,480
No, thanks. Well, anyone want to stay
around and join me while I have some

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breakfast? No, it's been a rough day. I
think we're going to turn in. Yeah.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop. No, it's
not even 8 .15 a .m. It couldn't have

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been that rough a day.

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Come on, now. You guys sit back down
here, and we're going to talk this thing

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out.

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Come on. Everyone sit down.

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Okay.

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My separation from Aunt Maureen is
upsetting you all.

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Who's Aunt Maureen?

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Okay, it's not upsetting Andrew that
much.

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How about you, Alex?

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All right, look, I'd be lying if I said
I wasn't disappointed.

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I understand.

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I mean, I'm not a baby.

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I know that these things...

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but they're not supposed to happen to
you, Uncle Rob. You're one of the good

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guys.

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You're a father, you're a husband,
you're a CPA.

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Well, it could happen to anyone, Alex,
even a CPA.

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I don't know, I guess I just have an
overly romantic view of accounting.

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And love, and love.

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Uncle Rob, I guess it's just hard for us
to get used to, you know, you dating

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another woman.

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Guess we're just done.

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Sure, I understand that.

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It's just weird for us.

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Maybe we should go running. A little
exercise might help.

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Nothing can help. This is a disaster.

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Referring to my situation?

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No.

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What situation? You, you're great,
you're happy, you're disco -ing.

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There's no situation.

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What's that?

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Oh, nothing.

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It's just a photo album of somebody's
wedding.

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You know, Steve, I just polled our
little group here about their reaction

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being separated from Maureen.

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We have stunned, disappointed, weird.

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Well, please add concerned and berserk.

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Yeah, I'm having real trouble accepting
it. I know I should be trying to support

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you. Well, I'll tell you, Steve, I
really could use your support.

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We want to help you, Rob.

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Good,

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great. Well, you're backing a winner
here. I mean that. I mean, I met a nice

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girl, and that's a big step. Kathy and I
are having a great time together.

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I'd like you to get to know her better.
Maybe you wouldn't feel so awkward then.

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How about...

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How about if we invited her to dinner?

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Oh, sure, I'd love it.

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How about tonight?

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Okay, here we go.

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Huh? What's this?

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A little something I like to call
everything but peaches.

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It's a culinary masterpiece.

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I'm telling you, put salad dressing on
these things, these veggies took off.

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Ask them.

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Listen.

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Your mother and I want to remind you
that this little get -together is not an

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easy thing for your Uncle Rob Bob.

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Okay, well, let's just

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be sensitive, all of us.

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He'll be coming here with another woman,
not his wife. Can you believe that?

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Stephen.

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I'm okay.

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I'm all right. But how can he
possibly... Talking about me?

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Oh, no, no. This is just a little family
huddle. Something we always do before

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guests arrive.

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Now let's get in there and have a great
dinner.

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I'm upstairs.

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I'm looking in the mirror. I can't
believe my eyes. I am young again.

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I mean, look at me. I didn't look this
young when I was this young.

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You're youngish looking.

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I'm 45 years old.

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Now tell the honest truth. How old do I
look?

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Thirteen.

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That must be Kathy.

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Hi, Kath.

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Come on in.

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You've met everybody.

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Come on, sit down.

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Hello again.

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Glad you could make it. Oh, nice to be
here. Thanks for asking me.

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I hear you two have really been doing
the town.

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You hear right. We've been dancing
almost every night this week.

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Do you guys just go?

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Not as much as we should.

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I'm just crazy for it. I mean, I love to
be out there whirling around with those

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lights strobing. It's fantastic.

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It's hard for me to picture you out
there dancing around.

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Why is that?

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Because you hate dancing. You always
hated dancing. I remember you used to

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better dead than dancing.

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That wasn't me. That was you.

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You said that. You hated to dance.

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I never said that, and I never hated to
dance. You did.

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Well, let me vouch for Bob.

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He loves to dance now.

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Let's get that sorted out. Is it Bob or
Rob?

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Which one is it?

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Hey, what's the difference? Rob, Bob,
who cares?

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I care. I like to know who I'm talking
to. Is it my brother Rob or Disco Bob?

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Stephen, can I speak to you in the
kitchen for a moment? No.

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Bob, may I speak to you in the kitchen
for a moment? No.

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Kathy, can I speak to you in the kitchen
for a moment? Yes.

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We'd like to come to the kitchen and
speak along with you.

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You're the one who hated to dance.

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And what's more, you couldn't dance. I
saw you with Maureen at your wedding,

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you couldn't dance at all.

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Well, that's because Maureen can't dance
at all. So we danced bad together.

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Who are you kidding? This isn't about
dancing, Steve. This is about

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You can't accept me for who I am.

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You're right.

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I can't.

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I can't.

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I missed the guy who danced bad with
Maureen.

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He's gone, Steve.

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I don't think so.

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I think he's here.

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And I think his place is with his
family. And I think with some time and

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help, he can find what he's looking for
with them.

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This is really funny.

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You're lecturing me about
responsibility.

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Marriage is for better or worse, Rob.
You don't run out because your wife

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the toast one morning or you found
someone else with longer legs. It's not

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burnt toast, Steve. If it was, I'd have
left a long time ago.

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And don't talk to me about marriage,
okay? I was married while you were

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collecting baseball cards. You had it
all, damn it. A wife, two kids, a good

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job. What did I have, Steve? I never
wanted to be a CPA. You know that.

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Mom said and Pop said, go on, Robbie
boy, be a CPA.

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Take the test. You'll be happy.

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Go on, Robbie, get married. You'll be
happy. Have two kids. You'll be happy.

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I did everything they said. I did
everything right.

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I'm not happy.

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What am I supposed to say? I hate
hearing that. Hear it.

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They lied to me. They told me that the
dream was real. They lied. I listened.

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I'm not getting any younger, Stevie.

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I want another chance.

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I want to have a life, too.

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What a coincidence we were just talking
about you.

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I'll bet.

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Sit, Ubu, sit.

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Good dog.