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I bet we've been together for a million
years.

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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.

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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

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What would we do, baby, without a...

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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And there ain't no nothing. We can't
love each other through.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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Sha -la -la -la.

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Excuse me. I'm here to see Mr. Heaney,
Alex Keaton. I have an appointment.

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Hi, I'm Rebecca Ryan.

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Mr. Heaney's expecting you. He's going
to be back in just a minute. Oh, well,

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thank you, dear.

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Our computer is down, and he went to get
today's opening prices on the German

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mark and the English pound.

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Oh, it's 1 .5935 for the pound and the
markup 3 tenths of 1 .93.

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Well, I'd never leave the house without
the day's exchange rate.

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I feel naked.

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Well, we'll certainly know who to call
in the future, won't we? Oh, listen, do

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you think you or one of the other girls
could round me up a cup of coffee?

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The other girls are busy, but I'll get
it. Oh, thanks. And a little piece of

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Danish.

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Certainly.

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You're a doll.

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Good morning, Alec.

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Glad you could come back. Oh, Mr.

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Heaney, thank you. Pleased to be here.

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Well, Alec, why be coy?

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This meeting is just a formality.

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We've seen your resume. We know you're
brilliant.

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You're obviously the best man for the
job.

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My sentiments exactly.

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Rarely have I seen a young man with your
lust for money who was not in jail.

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Thank you, sir. That means a lot to me.

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Here you go, Alec. Oh, thanks, hon.

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Oh, I see you've met Miss Ryan.

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Oh, Becky.

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Yeah, Becky and I are old friends.

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I think you'll enjoy working for her,
too.

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Working for her.

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Yes. Ms. Ryan's our vice president and
operations manager and the person in

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charge of the internship program.

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She'll be your boss.

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Cream and sugar?

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He's all yours, Rebecca.

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Mold him in your image.

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You're my boss?

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Surprise.

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Well, I mean, naturally, I assume
that... Look, you look more like a model

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a vice president.

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Thank you.

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Now, what I think you should start with
first is familiarize yourself with our

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procedure manual.

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And then... What are you smiling at?

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Well, you look so cute when you're
giving orders.

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Once you've done that, I'd like you to
give me a written assessment of the

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different operating procedures.

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And then I'd like you to inspect our
various... Am I being cute again?

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Very.

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Well, you'll get used to it.

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Let's go.

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Thank you.

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They gotta be kidding.

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bank job, or Richard Nixon has re
-entered politics.

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I got the job! Whoa!

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Great,

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Alex, now you can balance my checkbook.

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Valerie, I'm a banker, I'm not a
magician.

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Well, exactly what kind of work are you
going to be doing down there?

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Everything, Mom, everything.

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Ms. Ryan was really impressed with me.
She's having me cross -trained in every

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facet of the operation.

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Ms. Ryan?

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Yeah, my boss.

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Your boss is a woman.

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I know what you're thinking.

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And you're wrong.

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Having a woman for a boss is not going
to be a problem for me.

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Do you want Jennifer and me to boss you
around a little to get you used to it?

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I'll call you if I need you.

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Come on, Alex. I don't know that's the
point. I thought you'd be a little more

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upset to find out your boss is a woman.

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No, Mom. You do me a grave injustice.

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Alex B. Keaton.

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welcomes a woman as a boss.

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Especially a cute little tomato like
that Miss Ryan.

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Come on, I've waited your whole life for
this.

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Make me happy.

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Tell your mom it's killing you.

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What?

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It's gonna be a piece of cake.

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Look, I'm gonna help Miss Ryan out. I'm
gonna guide her through the complex

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world of high finance. I mean, I'll
throw in a few sensitive comments every

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and then.

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By the end of the week, I'm going to be
running the bank. Mrs. Ryan is going to

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be running the vacuum cleaner.

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If that wasn't clever enough, I
convinced him to convert all the

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money market fund into muni bonds.

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Take advantage of his income tax
situation using code 253A of the New

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Law.

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What is going on here?

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Oh, just guy talk, guy talk.

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You know, banking, money, finance.

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You wouldn't be interested.

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Thanks for sparing me. I get so confused
when you big, strong men start talking

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about things with numbers.

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I'm just kidding you. You know, a pretty
girl like you, you should smile more.

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Show some teeth.

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My office, now.

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Well, allow me.

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You know, that's a really nice outfit
you're wearing today.

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Goes well with the money.

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Whoa.

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Alex, I just finished reading the report
you wrote for me concerning our

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operating procedures.

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I had a little problem with it.

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Oh, really?

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Gee, I try not to make it too technical.

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I try to keep it as simple as I could.

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Let me quote you here.

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See spot, visit the bank.

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See spot, apply for a car loan.

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Apply, Spot.

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Apply.

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Yeah, that's it. Where did I lose you?

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I also read the report that you wrote
for Mr. Heaney, which was extremely well

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thought out and comprehensive.

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There were some valid criticisms and
some really interesting suggestions.

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My report contained recipes, diet tips,
and carpet swatching.

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I know what makes you gals happy.

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This report is incredibly patronizing
and offensive.

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Just who do you think you're dealing
with?

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It may shock you to know that I have a
full grasp of the English language.

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And I happen to know a lot more about
banking than you do.

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Well... All right, let's just see how
sharp you really are. Sit.

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You know what a tax -deferred account
is?

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Of course, it's when taxes aren't
charged until the end of the term.

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How about a KIO?

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Yes, that's a retirement plan for self
-employed persons with a minimum balance

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of $500.

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Kelvin bonds?

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I've heard of those.

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I have had it up to here with guys like
you.

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I am tired of coddling you refugees from
the women's movement who cannot accept

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the fact that women are as good as men.

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Let me tell you something, son.

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There's nothing you can do that I can't
do better.

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Oh, really?

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Name it.

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I could throw a football farther than
you. I could play chess better than you.

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could outrun you. I could outwrestle
you. I can outbox you.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'm not afraid. Come on. Right now.

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Get out those chess pieces.

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I don't like your attitude, Keaton.

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I want a new report from you.

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And I want it to be the best report
you've ever written. And I want it on my

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desk by Tuesday.

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Because if it's not there, pal, you're
out on your ear. Got it?

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Yes, ma 'am.

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Miss Ryan.

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Sir.

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Come on, Keaton, you gotta loosen up.

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Good -looking fella like you should
smile more.

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Show some teeth.

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Hey.

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Sorry I'm late.

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What a day.

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Full load of classes in the morning.

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and then an afternoon with Rebecca the
Hun.

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Still not getting on any better with Ms.
Ryan?

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Oh, man, I'm driving me nuts.

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All she does is boss me around all day.

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Well, Alex, she's your boss.

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What's the way she does it? She seems to
be deliberately picking on me. I mean,

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nothing I do is good enough for her.

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I didn't think it would be possible to
be unhappy in a bank, but it's happened.

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Money isn't fun anymore.

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Have you tried talking to her?

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Oh, Mom, I tried everything.

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Candy, perfume.

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I even sent her flowers.

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All she does is laugh at me.

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Challenge me to an arm wrestle.

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I love this woman.

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Yo, I'm in my wit's end here. I have
tried every rational approach to this

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problem. Ready to try something
irrational.

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Now?

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Well, what sign is she?

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Moving along.

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Alex, your problem is that you just
don't listen to what women have to say.

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mean, every time a woman says something,
you completely ignore them.

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Maybe I should talk to Dad about it.

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You know the worst part, Mom?

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The worst part is I really could have
liked her.

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I mean, under different circumstances,
who knows?

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But she's got this attitude problem.

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It sounds like the attitude problem is
yours, not hers.

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I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.

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Hello.

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Mrs. Ryan.

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Oh, thank you.

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Glad you liked it.

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It means a lot for me to hear you praise
my work.

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I like that. Okay, I'll be right over.

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Bye.

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She, um, she really liked the new
evaluation report I did for her.

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She wants me to come down to the bank
right now and discuss some of my

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suggestions.

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Sounds like a good chance to get on
better terms.

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You know, she was actually civil to me
on the phone right there.

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I don't know.

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Maybe you guys are right.

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Maybe I've been the problem all along.

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He does have his moments.

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This report is really first rate.

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There was a lot of innovative ideas.
It's clear, it's concise, it's

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And only one recipe included.

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Well, I didn't want you to think I'd
come around completely.

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Alex, I'm afraid we got off to a really
rocky start.

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I was hoping maybe this report could be
a new beginning for us.

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I'd welcome that.

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Okay. Let's get to work, then.

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All right, listen, before we get
started...

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I want to apologize for my attitude last
week.

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If you were in charge here, I didn't
treat you with the proper respect.

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I'm sorry.

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I can't tell you how glad I am to hear
you say that, Alex.

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I accept your apology.

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Thank you, Miss Ryan.

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Alex, please call me Rebecca.

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Ooh, I don't know if I could do that.

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I mean, I'm not that bold.

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It's not in my nature.

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Really, please.

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It's okay.

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Okay, Rebecca.

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I'm going to use it sparingly.

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You know, Rebecca, these past few weeks,
while difficult,

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have been a real learning experience for
me.

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Rebecca.

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I have never known anybody who knew as
much about money as I do.

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I have always been interested in money,
same as you.

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While the other girls were playing with
dolls, I was busy trying to make gold by

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melting down Barbie's hair.

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Oh, um, so was your dad a banker, too?

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No, actually, he was an artist.

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Ooh, I'm sorry.

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You know, these are the first...

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personal words we've ever exchanged.

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I mean, it's like the first time we've
ever talked.

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You know, I must confess that even when
we were at odds, I couldn't help but

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like you a little bit.

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Yeah, I know.

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It's hard to totally not like me.

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I'm going to go get last week's
printout.

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I'm really glad we're going to get
along.

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This is great.

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She is great.

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I'm great.

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We're great together.

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Is it just me or is there some great
going on?

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You are an irresistible guy.

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She's a gorgeous girl.

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Does not take a mathematician to see
what the fat's up to.

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Face it, Keaton, she wants you.

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He is being competitive to channel her
desires into socially acceptable

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outlooks.

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Like arm wrestling.

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Kickboxing.

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He can't keep her hands off me.

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He can't keep her feet off me.

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Here we go. We should start with new
accounts.

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Isn't this great?

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Great.

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You know, there's something about a bank
in the moonlight.

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Here we are, locked in here alone.

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All that money is right behind that
door.

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It's exciting, isn't it?

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That was a mistake, wasn't it?

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I can't believe you did that.

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I thought that's what you wanted me to
do.

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I mean, you invite a guy to a bank at
night.

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I mean, what did you expect me to do?
Open a savings account?

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It was a business relationship, period.

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Yeah, well, I don't have... Business
relationships with women, okay?

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It's unnatural.

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Hey, Dad.

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Oh, hi, Alex.

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What are you doing up? Oh, I'm making
some cocoa for Andy. He's having a

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trouble falling asleep.

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Daddy's cocoa.

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Not available in any store.

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I used to make it for you on those
nights when you were a little upset.

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Say you'd only gotten a 98 on a test or
something.

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You'd be up in your bed crying.

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It used to calm you down.

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Yeah, I remember.

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Stay up all night.

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Talk about politics.

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Then I'd start crying.

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Well, how'd things go at the bank with
Miss Ryan? What happened?

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I don't know, Dad. I don't know. I make
one little mistake, she blows up at me.

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What did you do?

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00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:50,840
Well, it started out fine.

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She complimented me.

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I complimented her.

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Talked about our childhoods, families.

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We could not have been happier.

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Well, that doesn't sound like much of a
mistake.

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Then I kissed her.

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Ooh.

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Men cannot work with women, Dad.

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Not with a woman at the bar.

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Especially not a pretty woman.

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Alex, that's ridiculous.

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I mean, who started this women's
movement anyway?

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I mean, 30 years ago, everything was
great.

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Right? Men worked.

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Women stayed at home.

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Everyone knew who was boss. Everyone was
happy.

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The next thing you know, it's the 60s.
You turn around, there's a women's

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movement.

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I was born too late, Dad. I should have
been born in the 50s.

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Even then, you'd be a little on the
conservative side.

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The 1750s.

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Even then, you'd be a little on the
conservative side.

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Yes? Hi, I'm Rebecca Ryan.

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00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:15,860
Oh, yes, of course. Come in. It's not
too late, is it? Oh, no. No, not at all.

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Please, come in.

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Coco?

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No, thanks.

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Dad, I'm waiting.

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Okay, but you know the rules. Only three
pitches after midnight.

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Four. Four, okay.

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If you follow me home to fire me, wait
for the trip.

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I quit.

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00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,020
Alex, I don't want you to quit.

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Okay.

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You quit.

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00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:55,750
Alex, we have a very real problem here.

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Now, you are much too valuable to the
bank for me to let you go.

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00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:02,390
You're also much too annoying for me to
let you stay.

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00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:04,790
You see my problem.

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00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:12,890
Well, analyzing this on a cost -benefit
basis, the question is this.

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Am I more valuable than annoying?

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00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,220
I know that's a question my family has
been asking.

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00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,180
I'm trying.

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00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,400
Well, what'd they come up with?

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They're split.

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00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:36,560
Alex, why is it so hard for you to deal
with the fact that I'm an intelligent

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woman and I'm your boss?

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00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,780
Look, I think I'm handling it very well.

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00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:47,160
I don't know. I guess I always...

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00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,040
Think of women in one of three ways.

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00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,340
Comforting, nurturing, like my mom.

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00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,420
Irritating and irrational, like my
sisters.

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00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:03,180
And romantic prospects, which is
everybody else.

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00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,220
There is another category, Alex.

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00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,460
Oh, yeah? What's that?

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Friends.

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00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,720
How can we be friends?

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00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:19,450
We don't really trust each other. We
don't really communicate with each

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00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:21,110
We don't really understand each other.

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00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:26,870
But we have something else that is even
more important than that. We have

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something that transcends these common
bounds and bonds us in a way that

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00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:32,230
else can.

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00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:33,850
What's that?

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00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:35,630
Money.

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00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:39,890
We both love money.

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00:21:40,850 --> 00:21:43,050
We adore money.

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00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:45,310
We can't get enough of it.

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00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,960
I love when the bills get old.

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00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,960
They're soft and crinkly.

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00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,240
You can make a pillow out of them.

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00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:03,040
Oh, what about new bills?

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00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,860
Crisp bills that don't have a fold in
them yet?

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00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:11,120
Oh, there is nothing like the smell of
new money.

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00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,700
Smell of new money on a rainy day.

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00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:18,550
Little fire going.

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00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:27,730
Love that green.

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00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:37,150
I think our relationship can be as
strong as the dollar itself.

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I'm really, I'm really, really sorry.

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00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,840
So what do we do now?

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00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:52,240
Well, what do you say we find a level of
friendship that's comfortable for both

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00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,240
of us?

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00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,100
Well, are you sure that you want to work
with me?

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00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,700
I mean, I've been this way a long time.

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00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,440
I'm not sure that I can change.

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00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,380
You'll be fine.

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00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:04,600
And we'll be friends for a really long
time.

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00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:05,840
You'll see.

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00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,480
How do you know?

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00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,940
Call it boss's intuition.

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00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,240
So I'll see you at nine tomorrow?

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00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,840
Sure thing.

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00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:19,740
Boss.

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00:23:55,690 --> 00:23:56,750
Sit, Ubu, sit.

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00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,170
Good dog.