1 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:19,050 I bet we've been together for a million years And I bet we'll be 2 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:25,470 together for a million more Oh, it's like I started breathing 3 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:32,009 on the night we kissed And I can't remember what I ever 4 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:38,770 did before What would we do, baby, without us? 5 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:41,070 What would we do? 6 00:00:42,239 --> 00:00:48,860 Without us And there ain't no nothing We can't love 7 00:00:48,860 --> 00:00:55,460 each other through What would we do, baby Without us 8 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,940 Sha la la la 9 00:01:12,789 --> 00:01:13,789 Well, hey there, Mom. 10 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:16,090 How's it going, son? 11 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:18,470 Oh, just fine, Dad. Top of the world. 12 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:23,390 Who are you kidding, Alex? We've been out for over an hour and you haven't 13 00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:24,369 from the table. 14 00:01:24,370 --> 00:01:26,270 I moved. I moved while you were out. 15 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:27,530 You didn't see me. 16 00:01:28,590 --> 00:01:31,610 Alex, I cannot stand watching you pine away like this. 17 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:36,650 You have had more than enough time to absorb the fact that Ellen is gone. 18 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:40,110 And you should be happy for her. She won a dance scholarship. 19 00:01:40,390 --> 00:01:41,390 Good! 20 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:43,330 She's gone to Paris. Great. 21 00:01:44,530 --> 00:01:47,790 Now is the time for Alex Keaton to get on with his life. 22 00:01:49,890 --> 00:01:54,170 Look, I'm getting on with my life. I'm doing a fine job of getting on with my 23 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:57,230 life. Honey, you haven't left the house in almost a month. 24 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:58,710 I like it here. 25 00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:02,310 It's cozy. 26 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:06,950 You're not sleeping, and you look so thin. You're not eating. 27 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:10,030 Okay, okay, I haven't been sleeping. 28 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,310 But I have been eating. 29 00:02:13,030 --> 00:02:14,490 I just had a cornflake. 30 00:02:15,990 --> 00:02:18,650 I just want to take you and shake you. 31 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:20,670 Please don't. I just ate. 32 00:02:24,050 --> 00:02:27,670 Oh, Alex, it's good to see you finally out of your room. Good for you. 33 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:31,310 All right. All right. Okay, look. 34 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:35,490 Will everybody stop talking to me like I'm a flood victim? 35 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:37,190 Now I am fine. 36 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:40,550 Ellen's gone. That's true. 37 00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:45,210 And it's over, and that's true, too. But when I'm good and ready, I'm going to 38 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:48,650 get up. I'm going to pick another Ellen off the girl tree and live happily ever 39 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:49,650 after. 40 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:50,790 Girl tree? 41 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:54,010 Sorry, Mom. 42 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:55,270 The woman tree. 43 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:00,290 Where did you get these ideas? 44 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:06,690 Don't look at me. I told him we met under a tree. He must have... He 45 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:07,690 misunderstood. 46 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,560 You know, I could fix you up, Alex. 47 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:13,480 There's one of my friends I don't like very much. She'd be perfect for you. 48 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:15,900 Thanks, Mel. That's sweet. 49 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:20,100 But any girl I date has to be able to speak in complete sentences. 50 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:23,640 Oh, then she's wrong for you. 51 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,280 Hey, hey, Alex. Alex. 52 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,500 Hey, come here. 53 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:37,840 Hey, hey, hey. 54 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,320 Come over here. 55 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:43,420 Boy, where you been hiding? You know, I haven't seen you since Ellen dumped you. 56 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,600 I mean, since she left. 57 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,940 Yeah, well, I haven't had a whole lot of free time. 58 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,740 They're busy, school, work, clubs. 59 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:54,720 Mallory said you were locked in your room crying your eyes out. 60 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:56,780 Yeah. 61 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,220 That had nothing to do with Ellen. 62 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,320 The stock market dropped two points. 63 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,700 Went to pieces. 64 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:04,420 Come on, Allie. 65 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,380 We've known you for a long time. 66 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,760 You can be open with us. We're your friends. 67 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,340 We're here for you. 68 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:14,360 And we're going to be here for you. 69 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:17,860 All right. 70 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:18,940 All right. 71 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,940 I guess it's about time I talked to somebody about this. 72 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:28,640 See, the truth is, I never loved anybody as much as I loved Emily. Sorry, Alex. 73 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:29,740 We gotta go. 74 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,360 Well, thanks for letting me get that off my chest, guys. 75 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,500 I haven't opened up like that in a long time. 76 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,220 Girls, you know Alex Keaton? 77 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,940 Alex Keaton? You're the one whose girlfriend dumped you, right? 78 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:48,340 I'm sorry, have we met? 79 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,380 I'm Rene Crawford, and this is Margie Hanley. 80 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:55,780 Hi. We haven't been formally introduced, but I heard about the dumping. 81 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,500 See you, Alex. 82 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:00,640 Bye. 83 00:05:30,729 --> 00:05:31,729 Hey, Alex. 84 00:05:32,490 --> 00:05:33,490 What's it going to be? 85 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:35,770 Oh, hi, Sharon. 86 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:40,590 Nothing. Thanks. I'm just going to lean here if that's okay. 87 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:42,670 Haven't seen you around here in a while. 88 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:45,350 Oh, that's because I've been too busy getting dumped. 89 00:05:45,790 --> 00:05:47,190 Yeah, I heard about that. 90 00:05:47,490 --> 00:05:48,490 Who hasn't? 91 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:52,710 Attention all Eland students. Alex P. Keaton has been officially dumped. 92 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:54,070 We know. 93 00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,390 and I were in a couple of classes together. 94 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:02,530 I used to watch you two in here. You were a great couple. 95 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:06,070 Yeah, well, I'm not the kind of guy to dwell on the past. 96 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:09,130 No, sir. No, I got my whole life ahead of me. 97 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:13,550 My whole lonely, miserable life. 98 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:17,430 Alex, you know what I do when I'm really depressed? 99 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:23,210 I put on my pajamas, I turn on some really head -banging music, and I scream 100 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,990 the top of my lungs till the cops break down the door. 101 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:27,410 No kidding. 102 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,460 That's exactly what I do. 103 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,200 No, you? 104 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,460 I never pictured you as a head -banging kind of a guy. 105 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:38,960 Oh, come on. 106 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:43,800 Constant headache. 107 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:49,440 I would have picked you as more a big lover of elevator music. 108 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,220 I like it. 109 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,200 I know around here I might... 110 00:06:58,670 --> 00:07:01,930 I appear like a, you know, a pretty clean -cut guy, but at home? 111 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:04,070 Forget about it. Complete lunatic. 112 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:07,510 You're a kick, Alex. 113 00:07:07,950 --> 00:07:08,950 You're really funny. 114 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:13,070 I guess I always just thought of you as a customer. You know, burger, fries, 115 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:15,170 shake, receipt for tax purposes. 116 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:20,210 You know, I guess I always thought of you as just a waitress. 117 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:23,750 You'd take the order, bring it out, smile in hopes of getting a big tip. 118 00:07:24,970 --> 00:07:26,710 Never quite worked with you, though, did it? 119 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,760 I don't know, Sharon, I'm always up there four or five percent. 120 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,960 You know, you're a really interesting girl. 121 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:39,240 And you're very hip. 122 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:41,720 You're almost as hip as I am. 123 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,660 How come we've never had this conversation before? 124 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,440 You were always in here with Ellen. 125 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,820 Well, we got rid of her, didn't we? 126 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:01,320 This is a great -looking room. 127 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:04,900 Well, thanks. I decorated it myself. 128 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:12,120 This is where I like to do all my headbanging and dancing and screaming. 129 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,880 Why don't you get some of those records you promised so we can do some 130 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,200 headbanging and screaming right now? 131 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:18,400 You're on, little girl. 132 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:20,280 I'm happy to your jive. 133 00:08:34,189 --> 00:08:35,390 Oh, hello. 134 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:40,210 I'm Stephen Keaton. Hi, I'm Sharon McElroy, friend of Alex's. 135 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:42,990 Well, isn't that nice? 136 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:52,210 I'm very pleased to meet you. Oh, Elise, this is Sharon McElroy, a friend of 137 00:08:52,210 --> 00:08:54,990 Alex's and a girl. Hi. 138 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:06,520 Stephen, she's a girl. 139 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:08,100 Yay! 140 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:11,380 Well, I see we've met. 141 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:12,580 Yes, we have. 142 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:17,680 And now your mother and I are going to leave you two alone, and we're going to 143 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,840 go into that kitchen and make ourselves some... Soup! 144 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,120 Soup! 145 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,340 Right you are, madame. 146 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:29,160 Soup it is. Give this woman the ladle of her choice. 147 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,640 Yeah, okay. 148 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:41,680 I seem very happy. 149 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,780 They might quite possibly be senile. 150 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,400 But I love them, and I'll never put them in a home. 151 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:57,380 Listen, my sister's room was locked, so I couldn't get any of my favorite heavy 152 00:09:57,380 --> 00:10:00,380 metal platters, but these should put us in the mood. 153 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,340 Alex, these are learn -to -type records. 154 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,000 What do we care? We'll be so busy screaming. 155 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,300 You're right, Dad. She's a girl. 156 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:22,500 Does your family get out much? 157 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:25,380 Not enough. 158 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:32,640 Listen, Sharon, I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me tomorrow night? 159 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,200 Sounds like fun. 160 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,400 How does tomorrow night at 7 sound? 161 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:38,660 Perfect. Listen, I've got to get going. 162 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:40,510 Peter Brunet? Yeah, great. 163 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:42,070 Till then. 164 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:49,590 Okay, all right. The dream lives on. 165 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,170 She's very nice. 166 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:57,310 You won't believe it. I asked her out. 167 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,330 She said yes. Whoa! 168 00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:02,630 I can't believe it. 169 00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:04,050 I am in love again. 170 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,810 That didn't take long at all. 171 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:11,500 This is it. I know the feeling. I've been here before. She's exactly like 172 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:14,540 Ellen liked art. This one likes music. What's the difference? 173 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:17,660 I'm in love again. 174 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,760 Whoa! 175 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:20,060 What? 176 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:24,600 What was I so worried about? This is a snap. I could teach a course in this. 177 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,740 I'm happy for you too, honey. 178 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:27,980 Hey, Mom. 179 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,020 What'd I tell you? 180 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,500 About the girl tree? 181 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,239 Come on, Mom. 182 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,740 The girl tree is in bloom. 183 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:40,480 And it's full of ripe, beautiful, shiny girls. 184 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:42,920 In fact, girl tree is a misnomer, Mom. 185 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,540 There's a girl orchard out there. 186 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,660 And, Mom, it's harvest time. 187 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Hey, honey. 188 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,739 Where's everybody? 189 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:04,270 Well, Andy was tired, so I put him to bed early. And the girls are... are up 190 00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:07,030 there helping Alex get ready for his big date with Sharon. 191 00:12:07,530 --> 00:12:11,050 Yes, tonight's the night. Our boy goes out again. 192 00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:18,050 I tell you, it's nice to see him so excited again. He has that warm glow 193 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,630 gets after a Reagan press conference. 194 00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:24,230 Ooh, sounds serious. 195 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:28,370 They said it couldn't be done, not in our lifetime. 196 00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:33,030 But ladies and gentlemen, the Keaton Sisters Productions proudly presents the 197 00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:36,410 king of hipness himself, Alex P. Keaton. 198 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:39,150 Wow. 199 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:44,890 What 200 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:51,870 it 201 00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:52,870 is. 202 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:55,010 Check it out. 203 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:57,230 I've lost my mind. 204 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,400 This is fabulous. 205 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:08,260 It's rad or schmad or just 206 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,480 plain bad. 207 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:14,520 Whatever means groovy these days. But why the drastic change in style? 208 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:19,080 Well, simple, Dad. I mean, Sharon is a very hip girl. I got to get out there 209 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,080 be hip, too. 210 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,400 Alex, show him the walk. 211 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:33,480 God, I look good. 212 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,080 Yeah. 213 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,820 I think it looks great. 214 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:43,040 It is so good to see you so enthusiastic and so hip. 215 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,100 We've been worried about you, Alex. You haven't been yourself. 216 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:53,520 Oh, those, uh... Those days are over, Dad. I'm through feeling sorry for 217 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,800 I'm ready to rock and roll. That's my boy! 218 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,300 Hey, Dad. Dad. Have you, uh, have you seen the body on Sharon? 219 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,680 Oh, yes! 220 00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:03,030 No! 221 00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:10,950 No! No, I must have missed it. 222 00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:13,430 Did she have a body? 223 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:24,970 You know, it's amazing when you think about it. She's been on my note this 224 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:27,450 time. My perfect female, my ideal match. 225 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:29,950 She's hip. I'm hip. 226 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:32,980 It's unbelievable. 227 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,040 Unbelievable. 228 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,040 And to top it off, we both love heavy metal music. 229 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,920 You don't love heavy metal music. 230 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,180 For her. 231 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,340 I love it for her. 232 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,280 Well, personally, I hate it, but she doesn't love that. 233 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,500 The old Alex is back. 234 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,360 I'm hip. I'm cool. 235 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,240 I'm a happening fool. 236 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,820 You look very beautiful tonight, Sharon. 237 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,080 Thank you. 238 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:10,640 When you smile like that, I get goosebumps up and down the back of my 239 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,500 I'm glad. 240 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,720 Thanks. Sharon, do me a favor. 241 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:18,740 Let your hair down. 242 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,380 I'm trying to be as open with you as I can, Alex. 243 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,320 No, I mean your actual hair. 244 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:30,160 Let it kind of fall down over your shoulders. 245 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,620 Okay. If you like. 246 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,540 Great. Great. Good. Your hair looks great like that. 247 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,080 Thank you. 248 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,740 Sharon, I'll... Would you mind putting on these glasses? 249 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,280 Alex, please. 250 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,060 Stop. I know what you're doing. 251 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,160 What? What am I doing? 252 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,200 You're trying to make me look like Ellen. 253 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,360 Oh, nothing could be further from the truth. 254 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,020 I just wanted to see how you looked in those glasses. 255 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,880 Well, I don't need glasses. I have perfect wisdom. 256 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,680 Sure, now. 257 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:13,560 But as you get older, your eyesight fails, and I just wanted you to have 258 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,100 glasses ready. It was a surprise, but now you've ruined it. 259 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,940 Hey, Alex, Ellen. 260 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,800 You're not Ellen. 261 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,900 No, she's better than Ellen. 262 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,280 She's Sharon. 263 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:28,580 Oh, you know, if you put those glasses on, you could be Ellen. 264 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,180 Leave her alone. She's got a thing about it. 265 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:41,140 I'll have the chicken pizzaiola and the veal florentine for the lady. 266 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:45,640 Um, I don't really like veal. I think I'll have the chicken pizzaiola, too. 267 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,440 Is something wrong? 268 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,340 We're both having chicken. 269 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,760 That's so terrible. 270 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,020 Well, we just won't be able to share. 271 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:07,280 That's all. I mean, that was always my favorite part of the meal. I'd order the 272 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:11,339 chicken, and Ellen would order the veal, and then halfway through, we'd shut our 273 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:12,339 change plates. 274 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579 And we'd switch. 275 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,300 We could still do that. 276 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,420 What would be the point? We're both having chicken. 277 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,640 The Grinch who stole Christmas. 278 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,060 I'm sorry. 279 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:37,020 I'm sorry. Look, let's just forget about all that, okay? We're here to have a 280 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,659 good time. 281 00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:38,660 Time for that. 282 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,120 What's that you're wearing? 283 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,340 Just some perfume. It's nothing special. 284 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,659 Try this. 285 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:53,680 Oh, Ellen. I know what you're doing. 286 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,900 You're trying to make me smell like Ellen. 287 00:17:57,669 --> 00:17:59,650 Gee, Sharon, are you always this sensitive? 288 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:05,150 Yeah, with that smell, it could be Ellen. 289 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,610 Don't you see what's going on here, Alex? 290 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:14,170 You've just come off a very successful, long -standing relationship with a 291 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,230 woman, and you're looking for someone to replace her. 292 00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:19,590 Someone to talk like her and dress like her and be her. 293 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:22,430 You're right. 294 00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:24,510 You're right. 295 00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:28,370 throw you up for it. 296 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,690 When you're interested in me, give me a call. 297 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,370 You're home early. 298 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:47,950 Boy, was I wrong about Sharon. She's not at all who I thought she was. 299 00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:50,750 Oh, no. We were doing so well. 300 00:18:51,370 --> 00:18:53,350 She seemed so right for us. 301 00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,950 She didn't look right. She didn't act right. 302 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,280 She didn't order right. 303 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,920 It was nothing at all like the dates I used to have with Ellen. 304 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,400 Well, let's face it, Alex. 305 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,840 Sharon is not Ellen. 306 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,100 Why didn't she tell me that before? 307 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,220 How could she lead it on like this? 308 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,480 Maybe some of this is our fault, Alex. 309 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,540 Maybe we were pushing you into dating before you were really ready. 310 00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:20,240 We just wanted you to be happy, you know, or at least get up from the 311 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,240 table. 312 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,660 There ought to be a store. 313 00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:29,610 store. You can just walk in and they got women in different categories. 314 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:33,410 And you can just pick the one you want. 315 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,430 Well, there are such places, but they're illegal in this day. 316 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,450 How could she leave me? 317 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,230 We really loved each other. 318 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,310 We were a team. 319 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,530 I sat through foreign films for her. 320 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:58,850 I went to poetry readings for her. I sat through foreign films about poetry 321 00:19:58,850 --> 00:19:59,850 readings for her. 322 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:04,170 Nobody knew me like she did. 323 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:06,450 Nobody. 324 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:14,170 Honey, finding someone and having a true loving 325 00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:15,990 relationship is so rare. 326 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:22,370 It's something to be looked at with awe because so few people find it. Do you 327 00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:23,370 understand? 328 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:26,620 It just doesn't happen as conveniently as you'd like it to. 329 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:31,620 So don't rush, okay? 330 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:37,540 Take your time and feel good about the good things about yourself. 331 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,840 Because you are really something. 332 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:45,700 I am. 333 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:49,440 I really am. 334 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:58,040 Well, come on, let's go up, huh? 335 00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:01,080 Yeah, I'll be up in a minute. All right. 336 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:02,860 Thanks. 337 00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:18,660 What did you think I would do at this moment 338 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:23,400 When you're standing before me 339 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:32,530 Tears in your eyes trying to tell me that you have 340 00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:39,350 found you another and you just don't 341 00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:41,930 love me no more. 342 00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:50,090 Dear Ellen, how was Europe? 343 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:52,730 Actually, I don't want to know. 344 00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:54,830 I'm not talking to Europe. 345 00:21:56,370 --> 00:22:02,550 What I want you to know is that I love you as much as I can love anyone. 346 00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:08,670 And then I was lying when I said it was fine with me for us to see other people. 347 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:13,850 But I realize now it was for the best. 348 00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:17,290 I can't live in the past. 349 00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:19,930 And so I started dating again. 350 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:22,750 And it's gone. 351 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,720 Incredibly well. 352 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,280 I'm moving on, Ellen. 353 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:34,980 But I know I came out of our relationship richer for the experience. 354 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:40,420 When I say richer, I don't mean financially. 355 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:43,900 Probably the same for you. 356 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,500 I wish you well. 357 00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:50,120 Don't eat too many croissants. 358 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,810 I hope you become the greatest dancer in the world. 359 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:56,730 Your pal. 360 00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:58,830 No. 361 00:22:59,990 --> 00:23:00,990 Your son. 362 00:23:03,410 --> 00:23:04,410 No. 363 00:23:06,450 --> 00:23:08,650 Love, Alex. 364 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,240 I could just hope 365 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,120 Sit, Ubu, sit. 366 00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:57,540 Good dog.