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All right, Carl, uh, looks
like your car will be ready

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in about an hour and a half, but, uh...

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Whoa, whoa, there must
be a mistake, do we...

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not have your loyalty number in here?

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Loyalty? I didn't know about that.

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What?

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Yeah, it... it's the Fusebox
Signature Service

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Loyalty Rewards program.

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It not only offers you

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priority access to our superchargers,

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but you'll earn Fuse bucks,
which spends just like cash.

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Well, that sounds good, I guess, but...

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But wait, there's more.

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For a small monthly fee,

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you'll also get exclusive access
to our Signature Rewards lounge,

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featuring pastries and lattes
from Julian's Coffee and Things,

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which you could enjoy

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from the comfort of one
of our massage chairs.

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Is it too late to sign up?

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Well, technically, yes.

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But I guess we can make
an exception for you, Carl.

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All you have to do is

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just, uh, push "Accept" and sign there.

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Welcome to the family, Carl!

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Go, go! Get in there.

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Uh, Dad?

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Are you sure we can afford all this?

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Son, we can't afford
not to have all this.

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We want the Fusebox to
be a high-end experience.

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A destination, an exclusive vibe

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that will take our brand

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to the next level.

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Dad, you have got to stop listening

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to Mark Cuban's podcast.

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We sign customers up,
we put them on auto pay

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they forget about it,
next thing you know,

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cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.

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Boom! We got a basketball team.

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- Cha-ching?
- Yep.

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Hey, Calvin?

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- Yeah?
- We... we got to talk.

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Everybody keeps tipping
me in these Fuse bucks.

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Oh, yeah, well, they
spend just like cash.

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Well, tell that to the people

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down at Jimbo's Chicken and Waffles.

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They called the police on me.

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And for what?

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- Evening, Calvin.
- Dave.

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I bet you're wondering why
I'm in such a good mood.

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Nope.

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Well, I am so happy
because I got in my car today

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and the screen read "Error Code P-46."

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I don't know what that means.

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It means that I finally
get to bring my car

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into the Fusebox.

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Dave, do you get this excited

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when the dentist tells
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Of course I do, don't you?

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Uh, no.

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- Hey, y'all.
- Hey!

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Hey, son, how you doing?

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Well, I got offered a head coaching job.

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- Whoa!
- Well, all right!

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You're finally gettin' your shot.

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Yeah, except it's in Cleveland.

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Oh, well, Cleveland's kind of far,

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and it's... it's a small market, but...

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hey, you got to start somewhere.

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Yeah, but it's Cleveland, Tennessee.

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- No!
- Ooh.

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- Tennessee has a Cleveland?
- Yeah.

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Not Cleveland, Tennessee.

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My field hockey team
went there for a tournament.

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It's famous because every Halloween,

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a goblin appears.

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Tall Betsy.

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Not this again.

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We all saw her, Dave!

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I swear to God, it was Halloween night,

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we snuck out and got drunk,

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and a weird, tall, scary
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You know, I think the
key phrase here was,

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"Got drunk."

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Oh!

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Good morning or afternoon.

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I'm selling this delicious
gourmet popcorn

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to support the Walcott
Academy scholarship fund.

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The company was founded

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by a Black female veteran.

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Oh. Okay.

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That's nice, I could give a...

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$35 for three bags of popcorn?!

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Come on.

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Tina, it's for Grover.

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Fine.

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Uh, thank you, Ms. Tina.

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Go on, now.

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Are you crying?

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It's just starting to hit me.

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Grover is an eighth-grader.

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This is the last year
he'll be in my school.

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And this will be his
last popcorn sale ever.

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Gemma, you have been getting
emotional about everything.

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His last first day of middle school,

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his last Thanksgiving pageant,

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his last time sitting on the bench

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for the whole soccer game.

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- It's an emotional time.
- Oh.

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And whichever homeroom sells the most

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gets to have a pizza party.

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And Grover's never won the pizza party.

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- Hmm.
- But it's not gonna be easy.

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You know Katie Friedman?

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- The seventh-grader?
- Mm-hmm.

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Ooh! Girl, that child is talented.

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Honey, she sang "Defying Gravity"

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and I was in tears, I mean...

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Yes, Tina, she wins everything!

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She's a generational talent.

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Ugh.

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And the principal in me is thrilled

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that she's in our school.

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But the mom in me wants my baby to win

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and crush that seventh-grade diva.

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Okay. All right.

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Say no more, Gemma.

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Kay-Kay going down.

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Oh, yeah.

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Ooh, right the... right there.

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Hey, now.

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Now a little lower. Oh.

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David.

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You've been in that chair for 45 minutes

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and people are waiting.

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Yes, I know, but...

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I just discovered that it heats, too.

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And as a "SLERP" member...

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A what?

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SLERP.

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Signature Service Loyalty...

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...Rewards Program.

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Yeah, I get it. As a SLERP member,

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I get unlimited massage minutes.

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Okay, but, Dave, we're packed.

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And your car isn't even gonna be ready

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until end of the day today.

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End of the day? Marty, I have a job.

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And my boss is a real stickler

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about punctuali...

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Oh! Oh, my gosh.

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It gets you right there.

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Well, Dave, your boss is in luck,

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thanks to our latest membership perk.

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Yeah.

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You can take our
brand-new EV courtesy car

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out for its maiden voyage.

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It's a Subaru Solterra.

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- With all-wheel drive?
- Yeah.

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- So, I could drive it to the top of a mesa?
- No.

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You could drive it all the
way to your office and back.

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Hold on, hold on.

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Dave is getting the courtesy car?

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Yeah, Dad, he is a SLERP member.

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SLERP?

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Yeah. Signature Service Loyalty...

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...Rewards Program.

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Ah! That's catchy. I
like that right there.

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Yeah. You know who else loves acronyms?

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Mark Cuban.

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There's my little salesman!

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How much product did you move?

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Two bags.

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Two bags?

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That's all you got for me?

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What the heck were you doing out there?

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Gemma!

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- Calm down.
- Ugh, you're right.

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I'm sorry, honey. Let
me see your sales sheet.

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Did you sell yourself the
one you're eating now?

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It's hard out there on the streets!

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Oh!

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Good afternoon, Mama.

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Johnsons.

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Hey, Malcolm, you're in good mood.

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That is because something
amazing has happened.

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The head baseball coach at USC

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got hit in the head by a line drive.

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Is he gonna be okay?

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Hell no, he's concussed as all get-out.

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Yeah, he can't even
remember his phone number.

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And that's... good?

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No, Ma, that's quite sad.

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Oh!

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But here is the good part.

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He's decided to retire,
and the athletic director's

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already called me in for a meeting.

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What?

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Oh, man, look at God!

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I mean... Oh, wait a minute.

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- Not for the concussed man, you know.
- Yeah.

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- We'll pray for him, but...
- Yeah.

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- Congratulations, son!
- Oh.

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Thank you, Mama.

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You know, it's not mine yet,
but I am the obvious choice.

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- Uh-huh.
- I just have to do everything I can

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to seal the deal.

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Ooh! You should call Chili Mangold

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and ask him for a recommendation.

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Oh, I don't think so, Ma.

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Why not? It would really carry weight.

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I guess we do go way back.

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And, you know, if he asked
me, I would do it for him.

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Why would he ask you?

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He's already head
coach at San Diego State.

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I know he is, Mama.

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Here's an idea.

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Why don't you send Chili

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some delicious artisanal
popcorn? Grover!

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Good morning or afternoon.

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It's afternoon. Go on.

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Good afternoon, may I...

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Thank you, uh, Grover, but I'm good.

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I... I just bought some from
a little girl down on Marengo.

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Cute smile? Big voice?

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Yes. She started singing,
the pipes on that little girl...

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I know, right?

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She a'ight.

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Good afternoon, Mr. Kelter.

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Call you Ted?

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Uh, hey, if you insist...

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Ted.

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What's that? My
record speaks for itself?

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I can't argue with you there, Ted.

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You got me.

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Yeah, I'll have a seat. Thank you.

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Ted, you know, your
hair looks fantastic.

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I do try.

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What are you laughing at, Marty?

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I don't know, what you laughing at?

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Man, I'm practicing for
my interview tomorrow

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and so far, I am killing it.

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Oh. Good... good for you, Malcolm.

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Thank you.

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Oh. Oh, that's Chili.

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Hey, Chili Mangold.

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What's going on, man?

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Please hold for Chili Mangold.

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Okay.

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Break yourself, fool!

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Chili, that does not
work over the phone.

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Ah, you know you jumped!

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So, perrito,

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your message said there's an opening

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at the top spot at USC, huh?

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Uh, yes, there is.

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And, you know, things seem
to be lining up in my favor,

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but any help I can get...

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Say no more. Come on, you're the man!

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Yo, Chili's Assistant!

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Write Malcolm a bomb-ass recommendation.

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Use big words.

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Make Chili smart, eh?

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Are you that Calvin guy?

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- No.
- Yes, you are.

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You're on my Fuse bucks.

266
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,748
Oh, you said "Calvin"?

267
00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:04,619
I thought you said Jaquavious.

268
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,041
I'm double-parked outside.

269
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,918
I can't even get in for
my service appointment.

270
00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:13,106
- Your guy says nobody's leaving.
- Which is crazy, right? Okay.

271
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:16,631
Calvin, I'm a barista on the edge, man.

272
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,459
Okay. What's going on?

273
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,931
I'm swamped, man. And
you see that guy over there?

274
00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:22,474
He just ordered a macchiato.

275
00:11:22,475 --> 00:11:24,073
Told me to "make it snappy."

276
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,771
- Yeah, I'll make it snappy, all right?
- Okay.

277
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,555
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

278
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:30,427
Wow, it is popping in here.

279
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,526
Yeah, yeah, we're,
uh, doing pretty good.

280
00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:34,475
Yeah, we doing pretty good. Absolutely.

281
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:37,130
That lady over there
just asked for a pup cup.

282
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,175
What is that?

283
00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:41,350
Apparently, it's a cup of
whipped cream for your dog.

284
00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:44,441
I don't serve dogs!

285
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,456
And you know what?

286
00:11:45,457 --> 00:11:49,359
Hey, lady, get that
cockapoo off of my countertop!

287
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,535
- Wow.
- Uh, Calvin?

288
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,392
You know what would give
this place a classy touch?

289
00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:55,799
Artisanal popcorn.

290
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,146
Yes, how many cases
can we put you down for?

291
00:11:58,147 --> 00:12:00,022
Cases? Don't you mean bags?

292
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,306
Calvin, this is for a really good cause.

293
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:05,111
A pizza party for Grover.

294
00:12:05,112 --> 00:12:06,986
Well, can't I just buy him a pizza?

295
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:12,130
I'll put you down for five.

296
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,907
Oh, Malcolm! How did the interview go?

297
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,404
Mama, Pop, I knocked it out of the park,

298
00:12:17,405 --> 00:12:18,693
if you'll pardon the pun.

299
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:22,131
However, Ted? Ted loved the pun.

300
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,567
So, you got the job?

301
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,745
Well, it's not mine yet,

302
00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:26,872
but I blew him away with
my vision for the future.

303
00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:30,357
And that recommendation letter
from Chili Mangold did not hurt.

304
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:34,970
- See? I told you so.
- Yeah, you did.

305
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,319
Ooh.

306
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,104
Uh, Dad?

307
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,719
The large gentleman
with no neck out there

308
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,887
wants to know where his vehicle is.

309
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,633
Damn!

310
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,181
- That's one person?
- Yes.

311
00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:49,898
And we can't even finish
the service on his car

312
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,595
because all our bays are full.

313
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,690
See, this is the problem

314
00:12:52,691 --> 00:12:54,598
when you make this
place a destination, Dad.

315
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,513
Nobody leaves!

316
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,569
You know what?

317
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,299
I'm just gonna leave it
double-parked out there.

318
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,780
You service it. I need a courtesy car.

319
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,390
Okay. Certainly, sir. I got you.

320
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,411
Uh, certainly not. Dave
hasn't brought it back yet.

321
00:13:05,412 --> 00:13:07,437
Ooh. Uh, that's gonna be a no can do.

322
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,310
All right.

323
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,791
- Damn it, Dav.
- It's not Dave's fault.

324
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,923
You put in the brochure we have a fleet.

325
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:18,361
Yeah. It... it was supposed
to read, "Up to a fleet."

326
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,755
Uh, Pop.

327
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:23,105
"Up to a fleet" is not a thing.

328
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,903
Get out the chair.

329
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,286
Hey, uh, Dad?

330
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,594
What do you want to do about
chocolate Hulk over there?

331
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:36,484
Is he still back there?

332
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,130
All right.

333
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,681
Pretty sweet ride, huh?

334
00:13:49,682 --> 00:13:51,148
Don't tell your mom,
but I've been getting

335
00:13:51,149 --> 00:13:55,224
a lot of interested
looks from the ladies.

336
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,879
Actually, do tell your mom.

337
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:02,212
Don't drag me into your thing, okay?

338
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,148
All right. Here we go.

339
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,347
Dave!

340
00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:10,059
Oh, come on!

341
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,634
I need my courtesy car back.
You've had it for two days.

342
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,028
And your car was
ready at lunch yesterday.

343
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,681
Calvin, I thought you had a fleet.

344
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,684
Yeah, and you got the whole damn fleet.

345
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,644
Calvin, one car does
not make up a fleet.

346
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,733
I know what a fleet is.
Give me the key, Dave.

347
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,117
Think I don't know what a fleet is.

348
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:29,749
- You don't know what a fleet is.
- I know how many fleets...

349
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,522
Oh, Malcolm.

350
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,541
Thank you for coming
back in on such short notice.

351
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,593
It's my pleasure, Ted.

352
00:14:36,594 --> 00:14:39,866
I'm sure you're wondering
what this is all about.

353
00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:41,335
Oh, I've got a pretty good idea.

354
00:14:41,336 --> 00:14:45,597
- Break yourself, fool!
- Oh, my God, Ted!

355
00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:48,430
Chili, uh...

356
00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:51,100
What is Chili Mangold doing here?

357
00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:55,110
Well, I'm happy to announce
he is our new head coach.

358
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,681
No.

359
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,778
Chili called to make
sure that I'd gotten

360
00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:04,639
his letter of recommendation for you.

361
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,775
Uh, by the way, uh,
impressive vocabulary.

362
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,076
Chili's got words.

363
00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:11,779
Yeah. I love this guy.

364
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,567
Anyways, we got to talking,

365
00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:15,652
and it turns out he was
at the end of his contract.

366
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,306
Oh, he was, was he?

367
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,308
It also turns out I'm
the one who told him

368
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,006
the job was open.

369
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,985
Well, thank you for that.

370
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,967
Oh, but hey, hey.

371
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,845
Uh, he insisted that you stay on

372
00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:30,125
in your current position
as batting coach.

373
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:32,843
- What?
- The dream team is reunited.

374
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,560
- Come on, papi, wiggle with Chili!
- No.

375
00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:35,769
- Yes. Yes.
- No.

376
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:39,046
No, I will not wiggle
with you. Stop wiggling!

377
00:15:39,047 --> 00:15:40,691
Wh... What the hell happened, Ted?

378
00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,359
I know did great in that interview.

379
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,029
You did. You killed it.

380
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,571
You should be very proud of yourself.

381
00:15:45,572 --> 00:15:49,908
Oh, good. And... and that pride
pays exactly how much, Ted?

382
00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:53,560
Well, you can't really, um, put
a price on something like that.

383
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:58,041
You know what? I can. Zero!

384
00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,711
Okay. All right.

385
00:15:59,712 --> 00:16:01,742
I can tell you're a
little upset, and I get it.

386
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,830
- Oh, do you?
- Yeah.

387
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,832
- Do you, Ted?
- Yeah.

388
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,007
Because I know these players.

389
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,661
I know how to get the best out of them.

390
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,106
I love this program.

391
00:16:09,107 --> 00:16:12,187
Chili only loves Chili.

392
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:15,538
Chili's not really loving
his new batting coach.

393
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,279
Malcolm,

394
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,412
maybe you should calm
down before you say something

395
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,815
that you might regret.

396
00:16:20,816 --> 00:16:22,232
Oh, that's a good call, Ted.

397
00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:24,175
- Yeah. Yeah.
- You know why? Because...

398
00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:25,986
I might regret if I said,

399
00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:28,682
um, you're a terrible athletic director.

400
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,424
Or that the players don't respect you.

401
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,273
Or that that bath mat on your head is

402
00:16:34,274 --> 00:16:36,423
not fooling anybody.

403
00:16:39,662 --> 00:16:41,037
What do you know?

404
00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:42,957
I don't regret saying any of that.

405
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,961
This hair came from Turkey!

406
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,843
Chili, thank you so much
for the generous offer

407
00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:52,358
of the job that I already have.

408
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,837
But you know what?

409
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,349
I will not waste another moment

410
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,798
of my time or my talent here.

411
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,191
Man, you know what?

412
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,454
I quit!

413
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,974
Break yourself, fool!

414
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:16,095
I'm gonna need that
to get out of garage.

415
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,213
Hey, honey.

416
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,431
What's wrong?

417
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,564
It's my stupid car.

418
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,671
It's not fixed?

419
00:17:25,672 --> 00:17:27,550
No, it is fixed.

420
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:28,684
I just miss the Solterra.

421
00:17:28,685 --> 00:17:32,876
And Calvin kicked me
out of the SLERP club.

422
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:38,752
This is what rock bottom looks like.

423
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,232
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

424
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,728
But if you want to hear some good news,

425
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:44,932
Grover's class is so close
to winning the pizza party.

426
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,586
Oh, God...

427
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,370
What?

428
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,546
Um...

429
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,722
Mom, I...

430
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,247
I really don't want to win the contest.

431
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,162
What? Well, why not, buddy?

432
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,871
I mean, you know, the
party is like a little kid thing.

433
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,775
The pizza is, frankly, ass...

434
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,299
Language!

435
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,777
Sorry.

436
00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:08,255
But, you know, you have to
stay after school for the party,

437
00:18:08,256 --> 00:18:12,829
and everyone in the class
will know it's my fault if we win.

438
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,469
You know what? I get it.

439
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:16,520
Believe it or not,

440
00:18:16,521 --> 00:18:21,815
I was not as cool as I am
now when I was your age.

441
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:26,053
Why wouldn't he believe that?

442
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,816
Anyway, can you just
let Katie Friedman win?

443
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:29,942
It's embarrassing enough

444
00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:32,626
being the principal's kid without this.

445
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,645
Oh.

446
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,074
Well, well, well.

447
00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:39,160
Who's the embarrassing parent now?

448
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,597
It's still you.

449
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,951
Okay, so we're agreed.
We're not accepting any new...

450
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,432
Slerpys, and only drip coffee is free.

451
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,007
Oh. Well, it's a good
thing that I put in

452
00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:56,219
"terms and conditions
subject to change at any time."

453
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:58,962
Wait, it says that?

454
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:04,963
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It, uh...

455
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,592
It does now.

456
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,610
Great news, everybody!

457
00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:15,283
- Oh, congratulations!
- Hey! Well, all right.

458
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,111
Here he is, our new head coach!

459
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:20,897
Nope! Chili Mangold
swooped in and took it from me.

460
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,371
That dirty, backstabbing rat.

461
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,337
You know, I knew we couldn't trust him!

462
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:28,818
Why the hell would you call him?

463
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,733
So, what's the great news?

464
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:34,563
The great news is, I quit my job.

465
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,696
Say what now?

466
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,344
I quit.

467
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:41,180
Look, I was insane to devote
my life to an organization

468
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:43,058
that values a showboat like him

469
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:46,575
over a person with
talent and passion like me.

470
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:49,317
So, is it too late to call
the Cleveland place?

471
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,928
You know, the, uh, Big Betty people?

472
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:55,497
That's Tall Betsy, Pop.

473
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,529
And, uh, no.

474
00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:58,848
I will not be getting a
good recommendation.

475
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,282
But that's okay.

476
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:02,591
Look, baseball was leading me nowhere.

477
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,158
I just couldn't see it.

478
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,769
Until now. And now...

479
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,320
I see everything.

480
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:11,366
Uh, how do you see paying rent?

481
00:20:11,368 --> 00:20:13,472
Calvin!

482
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,964
Leave him alone.

483
00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:16,465
- Here, just drink some wine.
- Look, look.

484
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:17,731
I'm... I'm telling you all,

485
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:20,043
that... that baseball hitting
our coach in the head,

486
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,698
that was the best thing
that ever happened.

487
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:27,399
Again, not to him. That was quite sad.

488
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,240
But to me.

489
00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:32,621
Okay, so... what are you gonna do?

490
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:43,706
Anything.

491
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:57,835
Did the ball hit him in the head, too?

492
00:20:58,405 --> 00:21:03,405
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