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ALL THINGS FAIR
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Starring: Johan Widerberg
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Marika Lagercrantz
Tomas von Brömssen
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"On Mating"
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'Lectures on Sexuality'
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By Carolus Linneus
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"Discharge of semen generally
begins by the 14th year,
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when men first indulge
in the act of love,
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and continues thereafter
until the age of 50 or 60,
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when it comes to an end.
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And when the semen starts to flow,
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hair around the pleasurable members
also begins to grow,
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the breasts begin to swell,
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the voice changes, et cetera.
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Both sexes are stirred
by nature towards mating...
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more easily than before,
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when they scarcely noticed
the differences between them."
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[ 1943, Malmö, Sweden. ]
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- It's time.
- You sure?
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- Yes.
- Really sure?
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- Yes.
- False claims will be punished.
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I don't care.
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Three-quarters of an inch? Let's verify.
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- Let's go!
- Okay.
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Now you'll see.
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- We've got time.
- No, we don't. We can't rush this.
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Postponed until next recess.
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It's postponed until next recess.
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- What did you say his name was?
- Stig.
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He's cute.
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- He lives in your building?
- Yes, same floor.
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Mikael Bengtsson.
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Orvar Bergmark.
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- Grunt-Orvar.
- Excuse me?
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Grunt-Orvar.
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It has to be Runt-Orvar to be funny.
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Isidor Blecker.
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How long did he say it was?
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Kaj Cervin.
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How long did he say it was?
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Bengt Dahlstrom.
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How long is it?
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Roger Hansson.
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Krister Kristenson.
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Bo Larsson.
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Lars Larsson.
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Sune Malmberg.
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Sture Martensson.
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Albert Nilsson.
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I was class monitor last term.
Can I be monitor again?
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Certainly.
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You and I can keep order
in the class together.
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That would be nice.
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Helge Persson.
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Stig Santesson.
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- The Stockholmer.
- The Stockholmer?
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Are you from Stockholm?
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Yes. I left two years ago.
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Me too.
I just left three days ago.
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My name is Viola j-son Gruter.
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I'll write it on the blackboard.
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Some ladies piss themselves
when they come.
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What did you say?
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They piss when they come.
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Why?
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It's, like, wide open inside.
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Wide open, like a door.
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Maybe they just forgot to
go to the bathroom first.
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Don't you understand anything?
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The dick is still inside.
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Maybe it's when they come really big.
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Probably.
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I hope we'll get along well...
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this spring term.
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You just staying one term, miss?
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We'll see.
Take out your books.
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- Prove it, Izzy.
- Use the tape measure.
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It has to be three-quarters of an inch.
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- Is it stuck?
- We don't have all day.
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Definitely passes.
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- Three-quarters?
- Yeah, he's right.
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Out with the cash.
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- How much is it?
- Twenty-eight times 25 ore.
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Stop.
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- That's cheating.
- Cheating?
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- Yes, he's a jew.
- So what?
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- It doesn't count.
- Doesn't count?
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No, they have a lot more hair than us.
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Thicker, too. It's cheating.
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I didn't cheat. See for yourself.
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It's hair.
What the hell else could it be?
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Sure it's hair.
That's not what I'm saying.
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- Then what?
- You're a jew.
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Christ, sure I'm a jew. So what?
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Didn't you hear what they said?
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It doesn't count.
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You've got more hair than we do,
and thicker, too.
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He'd be disqualified at the racetrack...
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If he were a horse.
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You didn't say anything before.
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- But that's how it is now.
- You can see that. It's obvious.
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Wait, Izzy.
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You get the 25 ore back.
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What fucking 25 ore?
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His stake.
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If he can't compete,
he has to get his stake back.
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Why? He knew it from the start.
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What did he know?
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That he's a jew.
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Look in the mirror.
His beak takes up the whole mirror.
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But this time we'll let him off.
Give him his 25 ore.
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And you should be damn grateful.
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"He came like a storm
on an April evening,
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and had a tankard on a
belt round his neck."
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Do you know who this was?
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- His name begins with a C.
- Time's up. Five minutes.
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She looked. I've got three left.
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Hell no. One at the most.
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We meet him at the
beginning of the novel.
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He is the storm.
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Are you asleep?
This place is thick with flies.
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His name is Carlsson.
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We'll look at the excerpt once more.
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Left.
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Thank you, class.
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Sit down.
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Your name is Stig?
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The fact I haven't yelled at you,
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may lead you all to think I didn't
notice your little eccentricities.
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Nothing could be further
from the truth.
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Sharing the same piece of
chewing gum isn't good.
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It promotes infectious diseases.
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Then there's the note you passed around.
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However, I may allow you to continue
with your little specialty.
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I've never considered the Fly
to be a useful animal.
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I don't know how many
you've killed,
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but I'm very impressed
with your accuracy.
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I think you missed one.
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Two.
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One behind the widow's son
in the picture,
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and another that...
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You will stay and clean up
the execution grounds.
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How?
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Is water all right,
or should I use soap too?
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Use your imagination.
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And the note.
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What note?
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The note you passed around
that interrupted the lesson.
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- I don't know where it is.
- Your right back pocket.
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Would you please read it?
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Well? I'm all ears.
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I can't do that, miss.
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Are we suddenly no longer able to read?
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No...
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but I can't do it, miss.
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"How many times does a cock go in
and out during normal sex?
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Right answer wins a prize."
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" 850 520 1000
750 60 460 825 "
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You gentlemen have a rather
exaggerated idea of male potency.
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All these answers,
except perhaps Olle's,
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are the result of wishful thinking.
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The flies.
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What?
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That one, for instance.
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All corpses removed, miss.
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And that one?
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Good-bye.
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Good evening.
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Sigge!
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[ SEYMOR SANTESSON ]
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Sigge!
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Don't hang your hat on the moose.
You know what Dad says.
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Where is Sigge?
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First I heard he had a quick leave.
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Then Kalle came and said:
it was postponed indefinitely.
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And I made brown beans.
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Was there a letter?
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Kalle brought it.
It's under the mermaid.
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The little mermaid.
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Don't waste the batteries, Mom.
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Special news report.
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German forces west of Stalingrad
have suffered severe losses,
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and the area around...
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He lost a couple of pounds,
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but he's still too fat
for welter weight.
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- You are going to a party?
- Why do you ask?
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- The curlers.
- No, I just felt...
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I want to look nice for Sigge.
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Too fat by how much?
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Four.
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Pounds or tons?
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Tons.
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The limit is 148.
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If the fight were tomorrow,
he'd fight Carlstrom.
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- Is that Mighty Arvid?
- Yes.
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Toughest guy in the army.
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In other words:
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- Every mouthful is a safety hazard.
- Every mouthful is a safety hazard.
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"Transfer to submarine service unconfirmed."
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Unconfirmed.
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Submarine?
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He can't even ride in an
elevator without panicking.
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I'm just going up to the attic.
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I'm sort of in a hurry.
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You're going to the movies.
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It's my job. I'm late.
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Chocolate, sweets,
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cream cakes.
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- Come, let's go.
- Let's take the tables.
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Leave them.
The Nordic Museum needs some things.
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Guys, let's help her out!
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You know this one?
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Music, music, music.
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We all need it sometimes...
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Technical difficulties.
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You can buy chocolate while you wait.
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We don't want chocolate.
We want to see the film.
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It started five minutes
late to begin with.
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Then it breaks down
when it's barely started.
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- What the hell kind of theater is this?
- And it's not the first time.
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Chocolate, anyone?
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I want some chocolate.
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You and your damn sweet tooth!
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Don't buy anything.
It'll delay things more.
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You buying the whole box?
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Hurry up, for God's sake.
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- Anyone else?
- No. Start the movie.
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[ OUR GANG ]
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Damn it.
That's the last time I help you.
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You have to learn to be on time.
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- If Pettersson had shown up...
- I'd have sold my last coconut ball.
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Damn it, I don'twant to
lose my job just because...
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And put your hat on.
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If Pettersson sees you with no hat on,
you'll be seeing stars.
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Good boy.
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Then they have "ori-gies."
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- "Ori-gies."
- I heard you.
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What's that?
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When a bunch of people
do it together.
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When a bunch of people
do it together, I said.
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Is that the same as group sex?
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What's group sex?
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Same as you said. What was it?
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"Ori-gies."
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- "Ori-gies."
- Quiet, damn it!
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He's good around the house too.
Congratulations.
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Yeah, he always takes out the garbage.
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What about the rugs?
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What?
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Does he help with the rugs too?
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Always.
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You sit in the window a lot.
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God, you know what we forgot?
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Language lessons on the radio.
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- Aasen Norway.
- That's him.
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There are a few of us here
around the microphone...
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in a small room.
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and there are thousands and thousands...
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throughout Scandinavia listening to us.
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There are thousands and thousands...
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in the whole of Scandinavia listening to us.
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And we're here...
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And you are listening to us in Sweden,
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Denmark, Norway,
Finland and other places.
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And you who are here and you are listening to us...
266
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,200
in Denmark, Sweden, Norway,
267
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,300
Finland and other places.
268
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,650
What do you think?
269
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,600
You're improving.
270
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,750
You can pull it off.
271
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,400
- Sigge.
- Hi.
272
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,300
- How long are you staying?
- Just until tomorrow.
273
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,400
You didn't buy a ticket, did you?
274
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,500
No, the girl in the
box office likes the navy.
275
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,700
- She's Danish, right?
- Yeah.
276
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,000
Are you on submarines,
or is that a secret?
277
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:08,100
No, I didn't pass the test,
but I can take it again.
278
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,200
I am going under water.
279
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,400
Imagine!
280
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:17,000
Just a thin steel skin between you
and the icy green water.
281
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,650
Cheek to cheek with death.
282
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:23,050
Can you think of anything nicer?
283
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,550
No, it sounds great.
284
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,400
As long as you don't
have claustrophobia.
285
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,100
- Claustro...?
- Phobia.
286
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,400
- Fear of elevators.
- I'm not scared of elevators, am I?
287
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,500
I've never seen you in one.
288
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,900
I take elevators.
You always take the stairs.
289
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,000
And there are no stairs in submarines.
290
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,400
There she is. That's her.
291
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:05,100
If you stay until after the 9:00 show,
we can go home together.
292
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,900
Sure.
293
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,700
- Is Dad home?
- Was my hat hanging on the moose?
294
00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:36,350
- No? Well, then.
- Good point.
295
00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:53,150
Help me.
296
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,400
When will you learn
to undress yourself?
297
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,600
I didn't tell anyone you were home.
298
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,650
They'll really be surprised
in the morning.
299
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,400
What are you doing?
300
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:14,600
The blackout.
You should know about that.
301
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,300
- When are the finals?
- They never tell you anything.
302
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,800
Not until the last second.
303
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:41,300
As long as they don't cheat me
out of fighting Mighty Arvid.
304
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,200
I'd like to get revenge on him.
305
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:50,550
But it depends on whether
he'll be transferred.
306
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,600
Of course, they can't transfer people
just for the army boxing championship.
307
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,800
Now I really feel like I'm home.
308
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,600
What did you think of Lone?
309
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,400
What did you talk about?
310
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,900
She talked a hell of a lot.
311
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,100
Usually Danish isn't so hard.
312
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,200
I didn't understand a word she said.
313
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,800
Some dialect,
North Jutland or something.
314
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,600
Sigge?
315
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,950
What if she said she had syphilis?
316
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,600
I'm just looking up a word.
317
00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:48,450
I do it a lot.
318
00:24:48,550 --> 00:24:53,500
Or I used to,
when Mr. Mollerstrom was here.
319
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:59,600
- What word?
- All the words I don't understand.
320
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:03,950
We just have a small dictionary at home.
Not many words in it.
321
00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:06,450
I understand. What's the word?
322
00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:09,250
Right now?
323
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,600
You mean now, miss?
324
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,800
Mediocre.
325
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,800
Of moderate ability.
326
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,200
Now you don't have to look it up.
327
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,600
Thank you.
328
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,900
Any others?
329
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,300
No.
330
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:36,600
I just wanted to see if it says anything else.
331
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,700
Well?
332
00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:45,050
What does it say?
333
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:53,500
"Mediocre. Latin mediocris. Middling.
334
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,500
Mediocrity. Mediocre:
person of moderate ability.
335
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,700
Work of no particular value."
336
00:26:01,850 --> 00:26:05,350
I didn't know the noun was mediocrity.
337
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:09,150
We learn something new every day,
it would seem.
338
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,800
Good-bye.
339
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,450
When does it have to be back?
340
00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:21,050
By 5:00.
He's going fishing this evening.
341
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,000
How is your turtle today?
342
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,100
Thanks for asking.
343
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,200
What is it, Albert?
344
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:48,850
I don't know if you can stay.
I can't assume responsibility.
345
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,500
Don't worry.
346
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,500
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
347
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,100
- What's he doing?
- Looking up a word.
348
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,100
What's Sticko doing?
349
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,800
What the hell are you doing?
350
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,700
Since Albert hasn't
returned from the nurse,
351
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,900
I need someone else to go with me...
352
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
up to the map room.
353
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:48,100
I'll help you.
354
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,900
That was the math teacher.
355
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:41,100
- What number was it?
- Sixty-two.
356
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:21,700
- It wasn't rubella.
- Good. Sit down.
357
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,700
Stig better take that back.
358
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,300
He's probably the only one
who knows where it goes.
359
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,400
Miss, the monitor's job is
to take them back and forth.
360
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,800
I only had to see the nurse
due to force majeure.
361
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:44,950
Yes, indeed.
362
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:09,700
- Do you see anything?
- No.
363
00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:14,450
Sit down.
364
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:17,050
It's not the first
airplane to fly over.
365
00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:19,200
But it's a Flying Fortress.
You can tell by the sound.
366
00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:20,850
Take your seats.
367
00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:24,650
Plexiglas incoming.
368
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:48,400
- How many are there?
- Five.
369
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,900
You can carve Plexiglas with a knife.
370
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,500
- An ordinary knife?
- Yes.
371
00:36:00,550 --> 00:36:02,050
Any bullet holes?
372
00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:04,150
Aren't there some in the tail fin?
373
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800
- What's wrong?
- What?
374
00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:18,650
- You look sick.
- No, I'm not sick.
375
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,300
Maybe I am after all.
376
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:27,500
- Yes.
- Let me feel.
377
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,400
I'd better go home to bed.
378
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,600
Christ, that's my bike!
379
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,850
You'll get it back tomorrow.
380
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,000
- Have I done something wrong?
- No, you haven't.
381
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,600
Once again:
Don't come by unannounced.
382
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,600
My husband may be home.
383
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,550
You said he has a car.
384
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,300
I'll see it if it's here.
What make is it?
385
00:37:57,700 --> 00:38:01,050
American.
It has a deer on the front.
386
00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:03,050
- A Dodge.
- Yes, that's it.
387
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,400
- Color?
- Blue.
388
00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:06,550
A shade darker than your eyes.
389
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,200
He usually parks it in
the garage in the yard.
390
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:14,250
- Then I just have to look there.
- No, it's not that simple.
391
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,450
Sometimes he parks it on the street.
392
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,700
Which one? There are four of them.
393
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,850
Check all four, for Christ's sake.
394
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:28,300
A tip: At home he mostly sits in the kitchen,
listening to music.
395
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,800
Classical.
396
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,700
If you hear Beethoven,
it's streng verboten.
397
00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:35,300
For safety's sake,
always use the kitchen stairs.
398
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:38,850
I never listen to music.
I'm tone-deaf.
399
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:42,850
But certain signals reach me
all the same.
400
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,450
What subject?
401
00:40:26,150 --> 00:40:28,150
What are you getting tutored in?
402
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:31,400
English.
403
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,900
I should...
We drank some juice.
404
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,600
Or rather, I drank some juice,
405
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:46,650
and my teacher drank...
coffee.
406
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,200
I was just drying the glasses.
407
00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:56,100
I have to go to work.
408
00:41:02,450 --> 00:41:05,650
- Listen to this.
- What?
409
00:41:08,350 --> 00:41:09,850
What?
410
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,050
Aunt Bertha broke her leg.
411
00:41:12,150 --> 00:41:13,950
Serves her right.
412
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,050
Go easy on the students you're tutoring.
413
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,300
The one just now was a nervous wreck.
414
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,150
First one in bed gets the bottom.
415
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,700
Come.
416
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,700
Come.
417
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:55,700
Don't be afraid.
418
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,900
Miss,
did you see what the Stockholmer did?
419
00:43:07,150 --> 00:43:09,150
- What?
- Did you see what the Stockholmer did?
420
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,500
No.
421
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,950
When I took down the map
and was going to...
422
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,750
He pushed me against the wall
and ran off with the map.
423
00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:20,100
We'll address that later.
424
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,300
Where did I buy it?
425
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,950
I bought it in London.
426
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,700
I just managed to buy a wardrobe
before it was too late.
427
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,400
That was the last time
my father traveled.
428
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:22,000
He sat in his chair,
and the cars just had to wait
429
00:44:22,150 --> 00:44:27,650
while we rolled across Bond Street.
The Rolls and the Bentleys.
430
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,850
Daddy smiled once.
Just once.
431
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:33,650
And then the war came.
432
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:38,300
Don't talk about Daddy.
Not about Daddy.
433
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,900
You're the one talking about your father.
I didn't say anything.
434
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,200
It's a bad habit I have
during intimate moments.
435
00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:51,650
Tell me about your father.
I want to know all about you.
436
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:53,750
What does he do?
437
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,300
He hunts moose.
He's a moose hunter.
438
00:44:59,450 --> 00:45:01,650
A seasonal worker?
439
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,600
- That's just in the autumn.
- Yes.
440
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,950
That's why we're so poor.
441
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,800
No, he's a private chauffeur,
442
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:13,200
for executives and such.
443
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:15,700
He did shoot a moose once,
444
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,200
but he called it "downing" it.
445
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:24,900
He drove a few aristocrats
to their hunting grounds.
446
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:29,350
Then they sat him on a stool
and put a gun in his hands.
447
00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:34,950
Not shot. "Downed."
448
00:45:35,850 --> 00:45:37,950
It's on our wall at home.
449
00:45:38,050 --> 00:45:40,850
It takes up half our apartment,
and ours is smaller than yours.
450
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000
We have to duck every time
we pass by it.
451
00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:48,800
Olle. Olle.
452
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,800
Where is your hat?
453
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:28,900
- Can't I work without it?
- With no hat? Are you crazy?
454
00:46:29,050 --> 00:46:31,850
It's to keep your hair in place.
455
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,600
Go in and sell,
for God's sake.
456
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,300
But nobody wants any.
457
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,900
Go in.
458
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:46,800
Chocolate, sweets, cream cakes.
459
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,200
Nobody wants any.
Start the movie.
460
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:09,500
Olle. Olle.
461
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,700
- Keep moving and punching, okay?
- Yeah.
462
00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:32,900
Three minutes to go.
463
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,850
Seconds, leave the ring.
464
00:47:34,950 --> 00:47:37,150
Last round. Go get him.
465
00:47:38,450 --> 00:47:39,750
Round three.
466
00:47:50,850 --> 00:47:53,350
Get up! Sigge, get up!
467
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:29,150
One, two, three, four,
468
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,700
five, six, seven,
469
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,800
eight, nine, ten!
470
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,100
Sigge! Sigge!
471
00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:36,200
Stop. I'm first.
472
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,200
Anyway, elders come first.
473
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,200
Will we make it?
474
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:37,800
We'll begin with the airraidalarm,
which sounds like this.
475
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,100
Are you sure that's the Stockholm accent?
476
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,100
Viola.
477
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,900
Viola? Happy birthday.
478
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:34,100
I didn't go to Nassjo.
479
00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,450
Viola!
480
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,800
Well, hello. Where's the wife?
481
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,800
Did she go on an errand?
482
00:52:45,050 --> 00:52:46,400
Yes.
483
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,900
Are you behind in English again?
484
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,900
- Yes.
- No problem. You'll fix it.
485
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:58,300
Avase. just perfect.
486
00:53:50,700 --> 00:53:52,400
Tchaikovsky.
487
00:53:53,450 --> 00:53:55,450
Romeo and Juliet.
488
00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:00,500
The girl on the balcony.
Yeah, I know.
489
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:23,800
Straight gin.
490
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:27,100
Not bad.
491
00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:32,750
But you should see the plans
I drew for my real innovations.
492
00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:34,650
This is...
493
00:54:35,050 --> 00:54:37,950
This is just small potatoes.
494
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,500
A bit of hocus-pocus for
the customers, you know.
495
00:54:40,650 --> 00:54:45,550
But not without a certain
stimulating effect on sales.
496
00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:47,700
You know...
497
00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:51,900
You know,
you think of a lot of things...
498
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,200
when you sit behind the wheel.
499
00:54:57,300 --> 00:55:00,450
And you know,
the roads around Goinge...
500
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,550
are straight and boring.
501
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,800
You have lots of time.
502
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:09,100
Lots of time to think up
there among those spruce trees.
503
00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:13,900
It's not complicated.
504
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:17,200
You just regulate the flow...
505
00:55:17,350 --> 00:55:19,200
with a little bolt in the back.
506
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:20,950
And then...
507
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,600
If you're away,
or made some unwise New Year's resolutions,
508
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,800
you can just stop the flow
with the same gadget,
509
00:55:26,950 --> 00:55:29,750
the same gadget you turn it on
with on january 2nd.
510
00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:31,100
Understand?
511
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,300
Easy as pie, you know.
512
00:55:33,450 --> 00:55:36,050
This is just peanuts.
513
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,200
I mean,
just a little gimmick for customers,
514
00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:42,900
but it makes an impression.
515
00:55:43,050 --> 00:55:45,850
And that's what counts in my business:
making an impression.
516
00:55:47,050 --> 00:55:49,050
Take my name.
What do you think my name is?
517
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,700
Not the name on my sign.
That's K. Kjell.
518
00:55:51,850 --> 00:55:53,650
Kjell is no good. Boring.
519
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:56,350
Christ, no.
520
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:59,800
Only the pastor and that
sign refer to me as Kjell.
521
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
My real name: Frank.
522
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:04,800
Frank to my customers.
523
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:07,700
They think of Sinatra,
and I'm halfway there.
524
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,050
Everybody likes Sinatra, right?
525
00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:14,450
Although I prefer Mahler myself.
Musically, I mean.
526
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:17,900
And Beethoven, late Beethoven.
527
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,200
String quartets, "Grosse Fuge."
528
00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:23,900
Food for the soul.
529
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,700
Cheers. To Beethoven.
530
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:29,900
Frank.
531
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:32,100
- And your name is?
- Stig.
532
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,450
Stig.
533
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Me Frank, you Stig.
534
00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:17,400
"Sleep on. Kjell is at Kolmarden. V '."
535
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,800
Good morning, Albert.
536
00:57:24,950 --> 00:57:27,650
Is anyone absent today besides Stig?
537
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,100
Is Stig absent?
I didn't know that.
538
00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:34,550
Yes,
I met his mother on the tram.
539
00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:41,500
Hi.
540
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,850
We have to hurry.
541
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,050
Breakfast break will be over soon.
542
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:09,300
- Are you finished?
- Yes.
543
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,600
It's coming soon.
544
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,650
It swells. Swells!
545
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:36,900
Do you want something to drink?
546
00:58:37,050 --> 00:58:38,350
- Sure.
- Juice?
547
00:58:38,450 --> 00:58:39,650
Yes, please.
548
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,500
Think of what we talked about.
549
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,200
Stockings made of nylon.
550
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,900
- Nylon stockings.
- Thanks.
551
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,450
That's what Yank parachutes are made of.
552
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,200
Jesus!
It's like sandpaper on the thighs.
553
00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:06,100
Women aren't that dumb.
554
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,000
Think about it.
555
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,350
Where do wool stockings come from?
556
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,000
The ones that warm ladies' legs in winter?
557
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:16,900
They come from curly little lambs
who give wool and say baa.
558
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,400
And shoes?
Where do they come from?
559
00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:22,900
- From cows.
- Yes.
560
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:27,500
Moo. That's it.
561
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,400
Cows with milk in their bellies
and leather on their backs,
562
00:59:32,550 --> 00:59:33,900
and who say moo.
563
00:59:34,050 --> 00:59:38,050
And let's not forget the
hardworking little silkworm.
564
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,200
The slant-eyed workhorse from China.
565
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:46,300
A silent character, certainly,
566
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:50,000
but it works and struggles...
567
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,500
by the sweat of its brow.
568
00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:56,100
Not to mention cotton,
569
00:59:56,450 --> 00:59:59,150
which grows in the fields of Alabama
and waves in the wind.
570
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,200
What do all these materials
have in common?
571
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,700
They come from?
572
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:07,300
From?
573
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,500
From abroad.
574
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:13,000
We have lambs and cows in Sweden.
575
01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:15,500
For God's sake, Stig.
576
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,200
No. They come from?
577
01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:20,900
- From nature?
- Of course.
578
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:25,100
They move.
They move and make noises.
579
01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:27,750
Well, not all of them,
but most of them.
580
01:00:27,950 --> 01:00:30,200
They run and play when young.
581
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,800
Silkworms don't run.
They lie in a cocoon when they're young.
582
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:35,650
Well, yeah.
583
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,800
But the rest-wool, leather.
584
01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:42,300
They run around and dance
and play when they're young.
585
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:47,300
Moo. Baa.
586
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:50,600
And where does nylon come from?
587
01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:53,900
Greasy machines in the Pentagon.
588
01:00:55,500 --> 01:01:00,500
Besides, it's a dumb product.
Nylon has no voice.
589
01:01:01,150 --> 01:01:06,400
It's not just unnatural,
it's... an abomination.
590
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:10,050
A monstrosity.
Worse than that.
591
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,500
It's... it's...
592
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,200
- An anomaly.
- Exactly.
593
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,000
Exactly.
That's what it is.
594
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,900
It's an...
595
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,500
- Anomaly.
- That's what it is.
596
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,350
That's it. To wool!
597
01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:32,750
Aren't you going to the movies tonight?
What's playing?
598
01:01:32,950 --> 01:01:35,200
They Died With Their Boots On.
Flynn.
599
01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:38,800
- Cheers.
- To wool.
600
01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:50,400
Dad's home. Your hat.
601
01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:00,100
You bought a phonograph record?
Wait, listen.
602
01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:01,950
Was it expensive?
603
01:02:02,050 --> 01:02:04,950
Stig bought a phonograph record.
604
01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:08,700
It's Sigge's phonograph.
He can't use it.
605
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:11,500
But Sigge's at sea, Seymor.
606
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,900
I'll listen later.
607
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:34,500
Let that cat out!
608
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,200
Let that cat out!
609
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,000
Did you hear me?
610
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,850
Jesus Christ!
611
01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:01,750
What are you doing?
You old bastard!
612
01:03:01,850 --> 01:03:03,250
What did you call me?
613
01:03:03,350 --> 01:03:05,250
Old bastard! Are you deaf?
614
01:03:05,350 --> 01:03:07,350
- Stop it, boys!
- Jesus Christ!
615
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:25,900
What does the stocking say?
616
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,000
No explanation necessary.
617
01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:44,500
Unless you insist.
618
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,500
Sit down.
619
01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:48,700
Sit down!
620
01:03:56,100 --> 01:04:00,100
Shall we discuss this
in Swedish or English?
621
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:03,000
You must speak it perfectly by now.
622
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,100
Swedish, please.
623
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,800
Yes, yes, yes.
624
01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:15,850
"Explanation?"
the young man asks.
625
01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:20,700
The explanation.
626
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:25,300
How can the husband keep so calm?
627
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:29,600
There are certain things...
628
01:04:29,950 --> 01:04:32,950
that shouldn't be
in a certain place...
629
01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:35,200
at a certain time.
630
01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:38,950
A lady's garter, for example.
631
01:04:39,450 --> 01:04:41,500
And violet, of all things.
632
01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:44,650
Where should it not be...
633
01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:48,200
when the old salesman comes home
after a week on the road?
634
01:04:48,350 --> 01:04:54,850
In the backseat of his car.
If it happens to be there,
635
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,400
who should definitely not find it?
636
01:04:57,550 --> 01:05:01,050
His wife, of course.
637
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:06,050
Wrong article, wrong place,
wrong finder,
638
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,200
wrong time.
639
01:05:10,150 --> 01:05:12,150
But...
640
01:05:13,650 --> 01:05:17,000
He sells ladies' underwear.
641
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:23,700
Couldn't the garter have come
from his sample collection?
642
01:05:23,950 --> 01:05:25,200
No.
643
01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:28,100
No.
644
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:32,500
No, it couldn't.
645
01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:36,900
It was, in fact, a used garter.
646
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,000
What an idiot!
647
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:44,700
That garter cost me a son.
648
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:47,150
Nothing could repair that.
649
01:05:47,300 --> 01:05:50,300
One week after the wedding.
650
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,800
And violet, mind you.
The color of sin.
651
01:05:57,100 --> 01:06:00,900
Of course, booze was to blame.
Of course.
652
01:06:01,450 --> 01:06:06,450
You don't know what you're doing,
did or should do.
653
01:06:08,350 --> 01:06:11,550
The taste is to blame.
It just tastes too good.
654
01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:19,050
[ MILITARY LETTER ]
655
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:47,000
"Sticko. How are you?
656
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:49,900
I'm fine.
657
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,900
There's a new match next Thursday."
658
01:08:44,050 --> 01:08:45,550
It's the same...
659
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:49,550
It's the same language.
660
01:08:52,150 --> 01:08:54,000
I can't make sense of it.
661
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,850
I can't make sense of it.
662
01:09:01,050 --> 01:09:02,900
I can't make sense of it.
663
01:09:07,450 --> 01:09:09,450
I can't make sense of it.
664
01:09:22,150 --> 01:09:24,150
I can't make sense of it.
665
01:09:41,850 --> 01:09:44,550
Rules for going on the wagon:
Avoid dining rooms.
666
01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:47,700
Hotel dining rooms are
the villain in the drama.
667
01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:51,400
You have to sleep,
so you have to check into a hotel,
668
01:09:51,550 --> 01:09:53,850
but avoid dining rooms.
669
01:09:54,150 --> 01:09:55,700
Just imagine.
670
01:09:55,850 --> 01:09:59,600
Lilly's Farewell,
played by some dusty dining room trio,
671
01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:02,450
when you're sitting there
hungering for Mahler.
672
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,850
Then it's tempting...
673
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,500
to order two lagers
and a stout to wash down the misery.
674
01:10:10,958 --> 01:10:14,587
And they have dandruff on their collars too,
all three of them.
675
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,600
There they are.
676
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:30,500
Emil, Emil!
677
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:36,700
Once more.
678
01:10:46,150 --> 01:10:47,650
Shoot, Emil!
679
01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:25,800
Now we'll have a toast.
680
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,200
Cheers, and welcome.
681
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:31,200
Very good.
682
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,500
Stina, more presents.
683
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:37,300
There's no name on this one.
684
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,600
Have I got an unknown admirer here?
685
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,000
You'd better watch out, Seymor.
686
01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:55,600
- What will you use that for?
- I have no idea.
687
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,800
What's so funny about the duck?
688
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,500
A family secret.
689
01:12:25,650 --> 01:12:28,450
Curt, play another piece.
690
01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:30,200
Yes, do that.
691
01:12:35,350 --> 01:12:37,450
Come. I want to show you something.
692
01:12:37,550 --> 01:12:38,850
What?
693
01:12:48,950 --> 01:12:51,450
- What did you want to show me?
- You'll see.
694
01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:58,800
- Stand there.
- What?
695
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:02,200
Close your eyes.
Don't look until I tell you.
696
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,500
Now you can look.
697
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,400
Do what you want with me.
698
01:13:31,350 --> 01:13:33,350
Don't be shy.
699
01:13:33,550 --> 01:13:35,850
This is what a woman looks like.
700
01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:40,100
I've thought of everything.
I locked the door.
701
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,700
Anyway,
the others won't come in for a while.
702
01:13:42,850 --> 01:13:45,700
You saw yourself how
many cookies were left.
703
01:13:45,850 --> 01:13:49,350
You don't have to worry about me
getting pregnant. Look.
704
01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:53,400
It tells on the package
how to use them.
705
01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:57,400
I've thought of everything.
706
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,900
In case there's a lot of blood.
707
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:16,900
If I could just explain...
708
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,800
If I could explain, Lisbeth.
709
01:14:25,950 --> 01:14:29,450
You don't have to explain.
Just go back outside.
710
01:14:30,150 --> 01:14:32,350
If your mom asks about me,
711
01:14:32,850 --> 01:14:35,050
say I ate too much cake.
712
01:14:42,100 --> 01:14:45,100
There you are. Listen,
I found that quotation.
713
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:48,200
- I want to listen to this now.
- Just turn it down a bit.
714
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,900
No, I want it like that.
715
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,100
Why are you with Frank?
716
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,100
Why did you get married?
717
01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:09,250
He's my hostage.
Frank is a hostage I took once.
718
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:18,200
You should have seen all the gentlemen
who courted me back then.
719
01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:21,200
They would always think
before opening their mouths.
720
01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,650
As a result,
their mouths most often remained shut.
721
01:15:23,950 --> 01:15:26,800
They were "courting cavaliers."
722
01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:29,600
Well-tailored types
with nothing inside.
723
01:15:29,700 --> 01:15:33,500
And so I called them
"scoundrel suitors."
724
01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:37,100
Scoundrels just after
my father's money.
725
01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:39,750
When Frank came along,
726
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:43,000
you should have seen my aunts' faces.
727
01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:46,900
He brought fresh air into the parlor,
and they couldn't stand that.
728
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:51,100
But I got air,
and I began to breathe.
729
01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:55,900
But that air is used up now.
730
01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:58,100
Shouldn't you let your hostage go?
731
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,200
Why don't you divorce him?
732
01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:04,500
He has to have someone to come home to,
even if I'm not here.
733
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:08,850
You've seen it yourself.
Otherwise he'll go under.
734
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,200
Are you sure of that?
735
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,000
I know where to buy cheap condoms.
736
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:25,150
Really?
737
01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:27,250
If you buy 500,
738
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,350
you get them for half price.
739
01:16:29,550 --> 01:16:31,850
What the hell are you going
to do with 500 condoms?
740
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,100
You have no use for even one.
741
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,100
Advance planning.
742
01:16:36,250 --> 01:16:38,750
Like,
if you fuck three times a day,
743
01:16:38,850 --> 01:16:41,850
you'll use them up in
less than six months.
744
01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:48,100
But you don't fuck
three times a day.
745
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,100
Only rabbits do,
and they don't need condoms.
746
01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:53,250
No one's forcing you to buy them.
747
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,300
- You're supposed to be on the wagon.
- I know.
748
01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:15,950
But there are reasons.
749
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,800
You've come to a house of mourning.
750
01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:21,400
There should be spruce twigs
on the doorstep.
751
01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:25,400
The phonograph is playing
the appropriate music.
752
01:17:25,550 --> 01:17:28,750
"Kindertottenlieder."
Mahler.
753
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,500
[ NYLON HYSTERIA IN AMERICA ]
754
01:17:34,050 --> 01:17:37,050
- Toten.
- What?
755
01:17:37,150 --> 01:17:42,650
It's toten.
They're not hottentots.
756
01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:45,950
No, I can't speak German,
757
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:51,400
but I can hear that it's sad music.
758
01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:57,100
The death of children.
Kindertoten.
759
01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:03,450
Toten or "totten,"
they die in any case.
760
01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:21,700
- "Nylon hysteria in America."
- It will soon be here.
761
01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:26,100
- It's just a matter of time.
- Maybe it's a fad.
762
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,600
- It'll pass.
- No, no.
763
01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:34,650
Once women wrap their thighs in sandpaper,
you can't stop them.
764
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,600
It's sad that they
don't know any better,
765
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,250
but I mean if...
766
01:18:39,350 --> 01:18:43,350
You mean I should give in
and begin selling sandpaper?
767
01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:48,950
Is that what you mean?
Never. Never.
768
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:52,100
Christ,
it's not primarily about money.
769
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:55,450
It really is, it is...
770
01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,700
- An anomaly.
- Exactly.
771
01:19:07,100 --> 01:19:08,600
But...
772
01:19:21,700 --> 01:19:23,700
Even if...
773
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,600
Even if what?
774
01:19:27,950 --> 01:19:29,950
It's too late anyway.
775
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:34,300
Too late?
Why is it too late?
776
01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:36,900
Go down in the cellar
and you'll see.
777
01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:40,700
You mean you...
778
01:19:40,850 --> 01:19:44,100
Remember that batch of wool pants?
779
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,250
Yes, on Lundavagen Street.
780
01:19:46,350 --> 01:19:49,350
"Due to changed market conditions."
Suspiciously cheap.
781
01:19:49,450 --> 01:19:50,850
You bought it?
782
01:19:50,950 --> 01:19:53,350
I couldn't resist at that price.
783
01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:57,100
- Was it a big batch?
- Barely room in the cellar.
784
01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:59,100
So you rented the neighbors' cellar.
785
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,700
The Anderbjorks?
786
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:03,000
Christ, no. That was full.
787
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:09,900
Whose cellar, Frank?
I'm thinking about the price.
788
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:14,400
You couldn't have rented...
789
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,300
Yes, the Goat's.
790
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:22,900
Not the Goat's.
791
01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:26,900
Yes, the Goat's.
792
01:20:48,450 --> 01:20:49,950
But...
793
01:20:50,450 --> 01:20:52,450
that's not all.
794
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:55,150
What do you mean,
"that's not all."
795
01:20:55,300 --> 01:20:57,450
Another bargain-priced batch?
796
01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:59,600
Yes, but not wool.
797
01:20:59,750 --> 01:21:01,750
- No.
- Not wool.
798
01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:04,200
What could it be? Silk?
799
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,200
What the hell!
Why not silk?
800
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:11,700
Was it silk?
801
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,000
Feinberger...
802
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,100
And the Goat's cellar
was full of wool?
803
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,700
Yeah,
you could hardly close the door.
804
01:21:24,900 --> 01:21:28,100
So you had to rent another place
to store the silk?
805
01:21:28,850 --> 01:21:30,950
- Huh?
- Yeah! So what?
806
01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:33,400
Where?
With that crook Karl Ohlsson?
807
01:21:34,550 --> 01:21:37,150
Yes, it was more expensive
than the Goat's, damn it!
808
01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:39,650
There was so much crap in it.
809
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:43,700
It was stuffed full of crap.
I had to empty it out.
810
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:46,600
It was a hell of a job
to empty that cellar.
811
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:51,250
I just wonder what their
damn bedroom must look like!
812
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:54,750
The old lady ran around with jam
and stuff like a fucking weasel.
813
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:58,200
Every day for weeks.
814
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,650
I already wrote it, miss.
815
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:13,400
Do as I say.
816
01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:43,300
"The coast is clear. 7:30 p.m."
817
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:57,600
May I go to the bathroom, miss?
818
01:25:57,750 --> 01:25:59,750
Of course.
819
01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:09,100
One, two, three, four, five.
820
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:11,700
[ GIRLS ]
821
01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:17,850
Two, three, four, five, six.
822
01:26:21,450 --> 01:26:24,950
One, two, three, four, five, stop.
823
01:26:25,650 --> 01:26:27,650
Left face.
824
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:31,100
- That's all for today.
- Thank you.
825
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:48,200
- The turtle didn't hurt you?
- You promised.
826
01:26:48,350 --> 01:26:51,850
I wasn't talking about Stig.
I said the turtle.
827
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:58,700
- You learned something anyway.
- What?
828
01:26:58,850 --> 01:27:01,100
You talk like them up north.
829
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:03,200
What good is that to me?
830
01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:06,300
You can talk to the turtle
with a Stockholm accent.
831
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:30,200
"Come to the box. Stig."
832
01:27:33,150 --> 01:27:34,950
Weren't you going to the john?
833
01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:37,100
- Me?
- It's vacant now.
834
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:41,400
- I already went.
- Well, just to be safe.
835
01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:45,500
Yes, you're right.
836
01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:56,100
Welcome aboard.
837
01:28:04,300 --> 01:28:06,300
Where did she go?
838
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:11,500
Strange.
Without her clothes.
839
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,600
- Damn!
- We're moving.
840
01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:32,600
Guess we'll just go
along for the ride.
841
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:41,900
- Where did you learn all those things?
- On the job.
842
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,000
I sell chocolate at
the movie theater.
843
01:29:44,150 --> 01:29:46,350
Watching kissing
on-screen and stuff.
844
01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:28,700
I'm so happy.
845
01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:33,500
I shall give the names of some of them,
846
01:30:33,850 --> 01:30:35,450
so you will understand...
847
01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:38,700
the effort that has gone into finding...
848
01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:41,300
the men of the Wolf.
849
01:30:43,150 --> 01:30:45,200
On the portside...
850
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:47,600
- Hot?
- God, yes.
851
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:51,000
The whole factory
wanted the windows open...
852
01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:53,050
except that bitch Holm.
853
01:30:53,150 --> 01:30:55,150
She can't stand fresh air.
854
01:30:55,250 --> 01:30:57,250
So they were closed all day.
855
01:30:57,350 --> 01:30:59,550
We'll have milk with dinner.
856
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,500
I had no coupons left,
so I traded with Svea.
857
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:05,100
Victor Rydberg is famous for what?
Ten letters.
858
01:31:07,300 --> 01:31:09,100
Santa Claus.
859
01:31:11,650 --> 01:31:13,450
You knew that.
860
01:31:18,100 --> 01:31:21,300
You should drink milk.
That's where the calcium is.
861
01:31:21,900 --> 01:31:24,450
"Predator." Four letters,
one of them an L.
862
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:25,900
Wolf.
863
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:29,550
- You knew that one too.
- No, I didn't think of it.
864
01:31:29,700 --> 01:31:31,850
We always made sure you had milk
when you were small.
865
01:31:31,950 --> 01:31:34,450
That's why you and Sigge
have such straight backs.
866
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:39,050
The kids who didn't get milk
have crooked backs.
867
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:41,600
What is it?
868
01:31:42,300 --> 01:31:43,600
Nothing.
869
01:31:44,100 --> 01:31:46,600
That's why he's such a good boxer.
870
01:31:46,900 --> 01:31:48,900
Thanks to the Central Dairy.
871
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:51,600
I'll go put these things away.
872
01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:57,900
The Crown has arrived on the scene now,
873
01:31:58,700 --> 01:32:01,700
and will play an important role.
874
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:04,300
It is equipped with sonar.
875
01:32:12,050 --> 01:32:14,650
It was jaws. The Wolf.
876
01:32:24,150 --> 01:32:26,350
What's wrong with you?
877
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:28,650
Why should there...
It's nothing.
878
01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:32,100
You looked like
you were going to faint.
879
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,400
Puberty.
880
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:40,500
Sven Jerring reporting
from the salvage ship Belos.
881
01:33:01,850 --> 01:33:02,850
No.
882
01:33:02,950 --> 01:33:06,450
- Any adults at home?
- No, just me.
883
01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:12,450
I'll stay until you've read it.
884
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:29,300
"The submarine Wolf had just
finished trials at sea..."
885
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:33,100
Everything is all right?
886
01:33:38,100 --> 01:33:40,100
I'll close the door.
887
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:23,400
Nowa report on the rescue work
from the west coast.
888
01:34:24,100 --> 01:34:25,900
The Belos here.
889
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:28,400
I have nothing positive to report...
890
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,300
I'll do that.
891
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:45,300
- Are you going to help?
- I usually do.
892
01:35:08,600 --> 01:35:12,200
Something has occurred that
will be reported on the radio.
893
01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:15,200
How long have you known?
894
01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:18,950
Why didn't you say anything?
895
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:23,200
Why didn't you say anything?
896
01:35:23,900 --> 01:35:25,600
Sit down.
897
01:35:25,750 --> 01:35:27,200
I didn't know.
898
01:35:27,300 --> 01:35:30,300
I didn't know anything
until we did the crossword. Remember?
899
01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:32,700
"Predator,' four letters.
900
01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:35,100
- An L in the middle.
- That's when I knew.
901
01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:37,150
That's when I got Sigge's letter.
902
01:35:37,250 --> 01:35:42,500
He and I had a code.
From the kids' pages.
903
01:35:42,650 --> 01:35:44,850
You connect the dots
to reveal a picture.
904
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:47,300
Remember the giraffes?
905
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:50,700
- Giraffes?
- It was always giraffes.
906
01:35:50,900 --> 01:35:53,700
But this time it was
a wolf's jaws, Mom.
907
01:35:53,900 --> 01:35:58,900
Then I knew he'd got his wish to
serve on that damn submarine.
908
01:35:59,100 --> 01:36:01,000
I didn't know anything before that.
909
01:36:01,100 --> 01:36:03,800
Why weren't we informed?
910
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,750
- Why?
- We were.
911
01:36:05,850 --> 01:36:07,850
A man came with a telegram.
912
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,200
I hid it behind the books.
I couldn't...
913
01:36:10,700 --> 01:36:13,000
I'm sorry, Mom.
914
01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:16,600
I meant to tell you several times,
but I just couldn't.
915
01:36:17,300 --> 01:36:21,800
I thought, if there's no danger,
I didn't want to worry you.
916
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:25,200
And there is no danger, Mom.
917
01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:28,050
There isn't.
They've sent out all ships.
918
01:36:28,150 --> 01:36:31,650
- All ships are searching.
- They're all searching now.
919
01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:11,300
One. The back row.
920
01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:14,700
That will be 1.50.
921
01:37:19,900 --> 01:37:23,450
Lieutenant von Dobeln in person,
922
01:37:23,700 --> 01:37:26,250
ready to hit the French at Hamburg.
923
01:37:26,450 --> 01:37:27,700
- Right?
- Yes, General.
924
01:37:27,850 --> 01:37:30,550
Good Lord, it's been 30 years
since my first battle.
925
01:37:30,700 --> 01:37:36,100
And now I must beg headquarters
to get a little whiff of gunpowder.
926
01:37:36,500 --> 01:37:39,200
Yes, well,
there'll be no rattling, my boy...
927
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:41,400
I'll see if I can find him.
928
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:44,100
Don't embarrass your uncle.
929
01:37:45,300 --> 01:37:47,600
From headquarters to
General von Dobeln.
930
01:37:47,900 --> 01:37:49,000
Show him in.
931
01:37:49,150 --> 01:37:51,350
Please seal this.
932
01:37:52,900 --> 01:37:54,700
Yes, General.
933
01:37:55,500 --> 01:37:59,500
Sorry, General,
but my betrothed...
934
01:38:13,550 --> 01:38:16,050
At least let me try to explain.
935
01:38:16,250 --> 01:38:18,450
It's so disgusting!
I don't want to talk about it.
936
01:38:18,650 --> 01:38:23,050
- But I didn't mean...
- I never want to see you again.
937
01:38:23,550 --> 01:38:26,600
I wish you'd move away,
or that we would move,
938
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:30,900
so I wouldn't have to run into
such a disgusting person.
939
01:38:50,100 --> 01:38:52,000
It's open!
940
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:01,600
We have to talk.
941
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:04,200
We have to talk.
942
01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:09,800
Look who's here.
A infrequent guest in my house.
943
01:39:11,100 --> 01:39:13,400
Give me the glass.
You might cut yourself.
944
01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:19,050
Oh, so you don't want to.
945
01:39:19,150 --> 01:39:22,050
No screwing the little school teacher today.
946
01:39:22,150 --> 01:39:25,750
No lesson in applied biology, huh?
947
01:39:26,450 --> 01:39:28,650
No longer interested?
948
01:39:34,150 --> 01:39:36,350
Not in the mood to play hooky?
949
01:39:39,300 --> 01:39:41,300
I'll show you, damn it!
950
01:39:55,100 --> 01:39:56,700
Unbutton me.
951
01:39:58,900 --> 01:40:01,600
You hear? Unbutton me.
952
01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:04,900
Unbutton me!
953
01:40:05,150 --> 01:40:07,850
Unbutton me!
954
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:09,950
Undress me.
955
01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:12,600
Take this off.
956
01:40:13,350 --> 01:40:14,750
Take it off.
957
01:40:16,300 --> 01:40:17,800
Take it off!
958
01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:20,850
You hear me? Take it off!
959
01:40:21,700 --> 01:40:24,200
Take it off. That's it.
960
01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:26,400
My bra too.
961
01:40:26,900 --> 01:40:28,100
Unfasten it.
962
01:40:28,250 --> 01:40:30,250
Stop stalling.
You know exactly how to do it.
963
01:40:30,350 --> 01:40:33,050
Unfasten it!
964
01:40:33,700 --> 01:40:36,200
That's it. Open the clasp.
965
01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:39,600
Let go. Let go!
966
01:40:45,100 --> 01:40:46,500
There.
967
01:40:46,900 --> 01:40:50,900
What have we here?
968
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,100
No messing with the food.
969
01:40:58,500 --> 01:41:00,700
Appetizer first.
970
01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:04,600
You haven't forgotten your table manners,
have you?
971
01:42:18,100 --> 01:42:21,400
I'd like to speak to you.
I need some advice.
972
01:42:21,900 --> 01:42:23,100
I'm listening.
973
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:27,900
It's about a pupil I've had
problems with for some time.
974
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:33,900
Stig, please stay behind.
975
01:42:45,550 --> 01:42:47,750
It's over,
after that thing with the bottle.
976
01:42:47,900 --> 01:42:49,800
I don't know what you mean.
977
01:42:49,900 --> 01:42:53,600
I asked you to stay because
I feel I have to flunk you.
978
01:42:54,500 --> 01:42:57,800
- You won't be in my class...
- Flunk? What the hell do you mean?
979
01:42:57,950 --> 01:43:00,950
Exactly what I said.
You won't be in my class next year.
980
01:43:01,350 --> 01:43:04,850
The official explanation will be
repeated absence from class...
981
01:43:04,950 --> 01:43:07,750
without a parental note.
982
01:43:08,050 --> 01:43:10,750
Also, you failed tests in my subject,
983
01:43:10,950 --> 01:43:13,250
which is personally offensive.
984
01:43:15,450 --> 01:43:18,850
That's the official explanation.
You know the unofficial one,
985
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:22,500
which is that I can't stand to
have you in the classroom anymore.
986
01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:30,950
This happens to be a place of education,
not a rabbit farm.
987
01:43:43,100 --> 01:43:44,600
Stop!
988
01:43:53,750 --> 01:43:55,350
Why are you lying?
989
01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:58,200
You know why I wasn't present
at your damned lessons.
990
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:01,550
I was in your bed,
waiting for you to come home for a fuck!
991
01:44:01,750 --> 01:44:03,750
- Don't talk like that.
- What?
992
01:44:03,900 --> 01:44:06,500
Don't talk about
everything that happened that way.
993
01:44:06,750 --> 01:44:09,450
"Everything that happened"?
You think it was something special?
994
01:44:09,650 --> 01:44:12,150
It was just an ordinary fuck.
Nothing special!
995
01:44:12,300 --> 01:44:13,800
Be quiet!
996
01:44:14,850 --> 01:44:17,050
Aren't you afraid I'll tell?
997
01:44:17,300 --> 01:44:19,300
Who would believe you?
998
01:44:43,600 --> 01:44:46,100
Please leave the classroom.
999
01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:51,100
Albert.
1000
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:56,300
Stig.
1001
01:44:56,400 --> 01:45:00,400
This was a difficult decision to make,
1002
01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:06,100
given your family situation.
1003
01:45:06,600 --> 01:45:08,400
Nonetheless,
1004
01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:12,000
we are all in agreement...
1005
01:45:12,200 --> 01:45:15,300
that you should repeat
third year next term.
1006
01:45:15,500 --> 01:45:17,800
We don't see this as a punishment.
1007
01:45:17,900 --> 01:45:21,000
We see it as a favor.
1008
01:45:22,000 --> 01:45:27,000
We want to be certain,
when you leave your old school,
1009
01:45:27,200 --> 01:45:33,200
that you take with you
everything it had to offer.
1010
01:45:33,450 --> 01:45:37,250
We want you to leave the nest...
1011
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:39,400
ready to fly on your own.
1012
01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:29,600
She cut out the page numbers.
1013
01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:05,200
How much have you had to drink?
1014
01:47:05,500 --> 01:47:07,800
- What?
- How much have you had to drink?
1015
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:11,500
- I can take this off.
- No, keep it on. Sit down.
1016
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:32,800
- It just tastes too good.
- You know she's lying.
1017
01:47:34,700 --> 01:47:37,500
You know why I didn't have a note
when I was absent.
1018
01:47:37,700 --> 01:47:39,500
Don't you?
1019
01:47:39,850 --> 01:47:41,550
I need your help now.
1020
01:47:41,650 --> 01:47:43,950
Can I offer you something?
1021
01:47:44,100 --> 01:47:46,900
You can offer me the truth.
You know she's lying.
1022
01:47:47,100 --> 01:47:49,100
She's lying like hell.
1023
01:47:49,300 --> 01:47:51,900
Talk to her, Frank.
1024
01:47:52,200 --> 01:47:54,450
Or Kjell,
or whatever the hell you're called.
1025
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:56,200
You can't...
1026
01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:03,100
It doesn't have to be official,
1027
01:48:03,300 --> 01:48:05,800
but you have to talk to her.
1028
01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:09,400
Can't you do something when I...
1029
01:48:21,100 --> 01:48:26,600
But you'll do anything to crawl
to that pussy once a year!
1030
01:48:26,750 --> 01:48:28,350
Right?
1031
01:48:36,700 --> 01:48:38,700
There's nothing left.
1032
01:48:38,900 --> 01:48:41,900
She's torn wide open between the legs.
I made sure of that.
1033
01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:54,200
"Storks saw us here in Skane."
1034
01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:02,500
Be seated.
1035
01:49:06,800 --> 01:49:08,600
Stig.
1036
01:49:09,900 --> 01:49:12,700
It's something about his brother.
They found the Wolf.
1037
01:49:41,350 --> 01:49:43,350
It's a Flying Fortress, right?
1038
01:49:43,850 --> 01:49:45,450
You see it, Nisse?
1039
01:49:46,300 --> 01:49:49,100
Two engines are out.
Think he'll make it to the airfield?
1040
01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:50,800
It's headed this direction.
1041
01:49:50,900 --> 01:49:53,100
It's headed for us. God!
1042
01:50:17,100 --> 01:50:18,700
It's gasoline.
1043
01:50:20,450 --> 01:50:21,650
Fire!
1044
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:24,300
Did you see who it was?
1045
01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:26,400
Was it the monitor in 3B?
1046
01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:32,600
Anything broken?
1047
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:50,200
They're rapidly pumping out the dry dock,
1048
01:50:50,300 --> 01:50:53,750
and soon the mystery behind the sinking
of the Wolf will be revealed.
1049
01:50:53,900 --> 01:50:57,650
A mine blew a gaping hole
in the bottom of the hull.
1050
01:50:57,800 --> 01:51:01,300
The explosion was so powerful that
the hull almost broke in two.
1051
01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:03,950
Fractures are visible
all round the hull.
1052
01:51:04,100 --> 01:51:07,750
It's a miracle it didn 't split in two
while being salvaged.
1053
01:51:08,000 --> 01:51:11,750
The Wolf filled with water
and went straight to the bottom.
1054
01:51:12,100 --> 01:51:15,850
There it hit a rock,
and the bows caved in completely.
1055
01:51:16,200 --> 01:51:18,350
The collision must have been terrible.
1056
01:51:18,500 --> 01:51:23,600
This is the last time a ship in the
Swedish navy will be called the Wolf.
1057
01:51:24,800 --> 01:51:27,600
Recovery of the bodies of the
33 crew members began immediately.
1058
01:51:28,100 --> 01:51:33,100
A crane lowered them one by one
onto naval houseboats,
1059
01:51:33,300 --> 01:51:36,200
where identification of
the deceased took place.
1060
01:51:36,300 --> 01:51:38,800
All crew members were
immediately identified
1061
01:51:39,100 --> 01:51:41,300
beyond any doubt.
1062
01:51:49,900 --> 01:51:55,250
I've run and rerun that newsreel for you...
1063
01:51:55,400 --> 01:51:57,600
at least 20 times.
1064
01:51:59,350 --> 01:52:01,650
I'll go up and shut it off now.
1065
01:52:04,800 --> 01:52:06,800
Then we'll go home.
1066
01:52:07,000 --> 01:52:09,000
It's best that way.
1067
01:54:04,500 --> 01:54:07,500
[ Day By Day, and With Each Passing Moment ]
1068
01:54:08,700 --> 01:54:14,800
Day by day, and with each passing moment...
1069
01:54:15,750 --> 01:54:22,250
Strength I find to meet my trials here.
1070
01:54:22,650 --> 01:54:29,250
Trusting in my Father's wise bestowment,
1071
01:54:29,700 --> 01:54:36,200
I've no cause for worry or for fear.
1072
01:54:36,800 --> 01:54:44,300
He whose heart is kind beyond all measure.
1073
01:54:44,500 --> 01:54:50,400
Gives unto each day what He deems best.
1074
01:54:51,700 --> 01:54:58,750
Lovingly, its part of pain and pleasure,
1075
01:54:59,100 --> 01:55:06,100
Mingling toil with peace and rest.
1076
01:55:32,200 --> 01:55:34,250
It must be some kind of punishment.
1077
01:55:35,600 --> 01:55:39,900
We would have written notes for you
if you had just asked.
1078
01:55:40,050 --> 01:55:42,950
If you were so tired after
all that working at night.
1079
01:55:45,250 --> 01:55:48,600
It's just a matter of time
before the God Ra shows up.
1080
01:55:50,800 --> 01:55:53,800
- Night work?
- Yes.
1081
01:55:54,300 --> 01:55:57,400
Sometimes you didn't get home
till long after we were in bed.
1082
01:55:57,600 --> 01:56:01,400
I never wrote you a sick note,
or whatever they're called.
1083
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:04,400
Note of absence.
1084
01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:07,050
I can't forgive myself.
1085
01:56:07,150 --> 01:56:09,450
There were mornings when you
looked completely exhausted.
1086
01:56:09,550 --> 01:56:12,750
I shouldn't have let you go to
the theater night after night.
1087
01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:18,800
What is it, Stig?
1088
01:56:21,300 --> 01:56:22,850
What is what?
1089
01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:26,000
There's something else.
1090
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:29,200
Besides Sigge and failing in school.
1091
01:56:30,100 --> 01:56:34,100
Surely you can tell me.
I'm your mother.
1092
01:56:38,750 --> 01:56:41,250
Another time,
1093
01:56:42,600 --> 01:56:45,600
when you're older and wiser.
1094
01:56:59,450 --> 01:57:01,150
Where's Dad?
1095
01:57:14,000 --> 01:57:20,300
Day by day, and with each passing moment
1096
01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:23,500
Strength I find
1097
01:57:23,800 --> 01:57:27,300
to meet my trials here
1098
01:57:28,600 --> 01:57:31,200
Strength I find
1099
01:57:32,500 --> 01:57:34,250
To meet my...
1100
01:57:45,400 --> 01:57:47,100
Urban Sahlin.
1101
01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:01,950
Stig Santesson.
1102
01:58:05,600 --> 01:58:07,850
Stig Santesson.
1103
01:58:10,500 --> 01:58:12,150
Note present.
1104
01:58:12,700 --> 01:58:14,700
Karl-Erik Schoon.
1105
01:59:04,200 --> 01:59:06,200
Karl-Erik Schoon.
1106
01:59:22,650 --> 01:59:24,650
Ingvar Thunell.
1107
01:59:33,500 --> 01:59:37,700
"Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom"
1108
02:01:26,200 --> 02:01:29,700
Written and Directed by Bo Widerberg
1109
02:01:30,700 --> 02:01:37,400
(Swedish: Lust and fear great,
literally "Great Lust and Beauty". )