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Okay.

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All right.

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Thank you.

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You know, Mike, I had a great time
tonight. Oh, I did too, Kate. And I had

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great time last night. Oh, me too, Kate.

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You know, maybe we should start dating
again.

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Kate, I don't know when we'd have the
time. I spend every night with you.

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Well, I know. That's what I mean. Maybe
we should be dating.

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Oh, I get it. I get it. You want me to
come to the door instead of honking. No.

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Well, yes, actually.

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But it would be nice if we were
officially seeing each other. I mean, I

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idea of commitment frightens me. Well,
smell that.

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Something's burning.

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Why do you always run when I bring up
the subject of dating? Hey, Kate, I

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I swear to heck out of me. Oh, come on.
Eddie, this is my apartment.

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All right, apology accepted.

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Come on, come on, Eddie. Come on, get
out. No, no, Mike, I got something real

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important to tell you. Eddie, Mike and I
were talking about something important,

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too. Yeah, Eddie, we were talking
about... Hey, Eddie, how you doing? Long

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no see. No, no, no, I'm sorry. I can't
hold this in any longer.

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Michael, Kate, I'm getting married.

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Yeah, I was drunk and done with joy at
first, too.

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What are you talking about? You getting
married? Yeah, right. Hey, I'm serious,

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Mike. Now, I know in the past I may have
been a little footloose. I suppose you

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could even say... Oh, what's the word?

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Sleazy?

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Yeah, yeah.

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But I'm a changed man.

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And if it weren't for you and Kate, I'd
never have met my beloved Tina.

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Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Tina?

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Not Tina, the hat check girl.

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Oh, she does so many things.

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Now, you guys were there for the start
of my romance with Tina, and we'd like

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you there for the end.

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You're my best friend, Michael.

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Will you give me away?

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I can't believe this. You're actually
getting married?

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Hey, look, look, look. Before you do
anything, just go downstairs and spend

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minutes with my parents.

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Mike! Come on, this is wonderful news.

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It's not something to joke about.

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Marriage is a very beautiful and serious
thing. Right, Eddie?

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You!

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Eddie! Wait till you see my true self.

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It doesn't get any more serious than
this.

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The best is ready to begin.

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Or the tip -off.

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I gotta get me

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some friends.

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Run away, squid lips!

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What a cool machine!

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Well, while I'm upstairs talking to
Mike, feel free to snip the upholstery.

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Vegas? As in Las Vegas?

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Well, that's where the wedding is.

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Oh, come on, Eddie. You didn't tell me
that last night. Well, as my best man,

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you're supposed to know these things.
Come on.

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Now, let's see. We'll fly to Vegas, have
the wedding, see naughty girls on ice.

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We should be back by Monday.

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Oh, come on, Eddie. Man, this is crazy.

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No, no. Wait till you see him skate.

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Okay, here's the tickets.

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Here's the rings.

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Is there anything I'm forgetting?

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Have, uh, blood tests?

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Nah, I don't need them. I can marry a
chimpanzee and no one would care. That's

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the beauty of Vegas!

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Hey, Eddie!

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The seats taste better than they smell!

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Ben, quit slobbering in my car!

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Oh, one more thing, Mike.

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I'd appreciate it if you'd keep this
whole marriage thing a secret.

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Why? My parents aren't too happy about
it. I told them Tina and I were engaged.

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My mom flung herself out the window.

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Then so he'll have the limo back and...

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a lint to sniff the upholstery, too.

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Ben! Ben!

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If you want me to clean this dump, then
I want my two bucks in advance.

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Oh, hey, come on. You trust me, don't
you, kiddo? What am I, Ben?

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Okay. All right, okay. Here you go. Two
dollars.

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Where are you going?

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Uh, I'm going to, uh... I'm going on a
little trip with Eddie.

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Those are mine.

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What are you doing with this wedding
ring? You're not married, are you?

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Look, Christy, on second thought, I
really don't need your help, okay? All

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right, move it out. Let's go.

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Hello? Yeah, Kate, start packing your
bags. This wedding is in Vegas.

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Where's Mike? You know, I called up the
garage about ten minutes ago. Have you

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seen him, Jason? No.

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He said he was going on a trip.

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Eddie. But he didn't go with Eddie. He
went with Kate.

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He's out with Kate?

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On a date? He took a whole lot of
underwear.

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Mike went on a trip with Eddie. He went
on a trip with Kate. Eddie. Kate!

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Who are you going to believe? Your
daughter who's reading that second grade

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level? Or Jello had hair?

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That's what you know. I saw Eddie pick
Mike up in a limo to take him to Vegas

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get married.

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What?

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Why would Mike marry Eddie?

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Don't panic.

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This might be another one of Ben's
bonehead mistakes.

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In a limo, Jason, with lots of
underwear.

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And wedding rings.

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Oh, Jason, what are we going to do?

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I'd just like to point out that there's
no need to think Mike's making a mistake

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just because your marriage turned out
the way it has.

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You know, Maggie, she's right.

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Excuse me, everybody.

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Can I have your attention, please?

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My good friends, Eddie and Tina here,
are getting married when we get to Las

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Vegas, so I'd like all of you to join me
in wishing them the best of luck.

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Okay?

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The drinks are on me.

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Okay. And the best man, my Mikey, who I
was going out with when I met my honey

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man, when he was going out with a maid
of honor behind my back before I had it

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back, before she changed her name from
Julie.

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What?

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This way.

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Uh, excuse me, sweetheart.

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Hey.

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Where are you going?

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Oh, to give these poor, overworked young
ladies a hand. I just want to say, I'm

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sorry I can't throw your bachelor party.

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That's okay. You can do it after I'm
married.

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It's the least I can do buying all these
drinks for everybody. I mean, hey, how

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many times is my pro going to get
married?

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Who knows?

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What do you mean? Come on, Eddie. You
love Tina, right?

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Oh, what's not to love?

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Yeah, so you guys really get along?

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Oh, she expects nothing from me, Mike,
and I can deliver.

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Oh, well, that's good, Eddie. You know,
I'll tell you something.

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I didn't really plan on settling down
until, well...

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Never actually went. Hey, what the heck?
Marriage will be a hoot.

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A hoot? Yeah, you know, I have never,
ever met any woman like Tina before.

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Yeah?

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Except maybe Gloria.

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I have to call Gloria. Whoa, whoa,
Eddie. Eddie, who's Gloria?

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This girl I was supposed to go out with
tonight until this whole wedding thing

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came up. Eddie.

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Eddie, come on, man. You are getting
married.

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Well, not until tomorrow.

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It's because I'm married, isn't it?

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See my wedding ring?

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Gone. Ah, Kate, Kate, look, I need to
talk to you. What about?

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Ah, be private.

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No, no, no.

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Come on.

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Thanks for the drink, Spike.

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Julie.

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Look, look, Kate, I... Wait, I'll do it?
Come here, just come here.

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Wait,

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what is going on? Kate, look, I've been
thinking, all right? This whole marriage

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business, I don't know, it just really
made me think.

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And, Kate, how do you know when you're
ready to be married?

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Mike, Mike, what is this?

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Are you proposing?

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What, what?

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Kate, I'm
talking about Eddie.

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See, I think that he's really making a
big mistake with this wedding.

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Oh? Yes, he's saying all these
ridiculous things about marriage. I

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thinks it's going to be a hoot.

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That's just like you. You think that
marriage is the end of everything good

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instead of the beginning.

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Kate, come on. Can we stick to the
subject, please?

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If everything is a mistake, at least
he's ready to make a mistake instead of

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being afraid to commit to a
relationship.

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Afraid? You're calling me afraid?

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Well, yeah.

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Oh.

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Kate, I met my first husband that way.

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On a biplane.

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I'm going to go help Eddie get some
nuts.

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Just think, in a few hours, all this
will be Eddie's.

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Tina, what made you decide to marry
Eddie?

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He asked me.

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That's it?

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Don't be silly. I had other reasons.

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Serious reasons. Like his hair.

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Because you like his hair?

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I'm marrying Eddie because he has hair.

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See, most of the guys I've dated have
been kind of old and overweight and

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Why?

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From life expectancy charts, it seemed
like a way to go.

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Eddie's really the first guy who doesn't
wear a toupee.

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At least I don't think it's a toupee.

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Me neither.

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Just think.

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Then I'll be Mrs. Edward.

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Mrs. Edward.

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Zeph?

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Is that his last name?

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Tina, I get the feeling you don't know
Eddie all that well.

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I don't want to spoil the fun.

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But marriage is a serious step.

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Oh, I know it is.

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Mom always told me to look for Mr.

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Right. She said when you find him, you
get this feeling in your stomach, and

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know.

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What happened when she met my dad?

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Oh, that's sweet. And your dad was Mr.
Right?

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No, it turned out she had a bug or
something.

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By that time, she'd already married him.
And her life was hell.

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Boy, a story like that really makes you
think.

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I mean, you don't want to make a big
mistake.

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Gee, I don't see how you get that out of
it.

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Well, what else could it mean?

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in your stomach when it could turn out
to be gas.

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Look, Eddie, I wanted to ask you, have
you really thought about what marriage

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going to be like?

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Oh, I can't stop thinking about it.

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Yes, so you don't have any doubts?

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You think I should have doubts?

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You think there's a chance I might not
be doing the right thing? Well,

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it's just like you to think that
marriage is the end of everything good

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of the beginning.

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Hey, look, if you're happy, then I'm
happy. I'm behind you a thousand

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Oh, thanks, man. That means a lot to me.

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Mike, can I talk to you? Oh, yeah, Kate,
Kate, yeah. I was just telling...

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Kate,

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Kate, look, I just wanted to tell you, I
think you were absolutely right.

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You know, you should have seen the look
on Eddie's face when I told him that

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this marriage was a good idea.

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Why on earth would you do that?

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Well, because...

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Because you told me to.

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Oh, out of all the times I've told you
things, you picked this one to start

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listening?

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Yes, hello, Cupid's Cathedral?

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Yes, I am trying to find a couple that
is about to make a tragic mistake.

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What do you mean, take my pick?

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Oh, Jason, it's no use. There must be 50
chapels in Las Vegas.

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Hey, Maggie, the gold diggers are
headlining at Circus Circus.

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Jason, please try and stay focused here.
Honey, I'm just trying to find

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something to be happy about.

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This is pointless. What if we do find
Mike? What are we going to do, ground

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Send him to a suite without room
service?

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I am not giving up. I am not forgetting
why I'm here.

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I'll take the chapels from Adam's Rib to
Marriage is a Rust. Okay.

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And you take Naughty But Nice to Zing,
Zing, Zing With My Heart. Okay.

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here to get married?

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We don't do groups.

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No, no, no, sir. We're not getting
married. Just they are.

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That's $9 .95 for the we've only just
begun chapel or $19

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.95 for the you're having my baby
chapel.

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Well, what's the difference?

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$10.

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We cannot let him go through with this.
What are we supposed to do?

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Well, I think it's time to be a man and
then to go in there and tell him that

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this is a big mistake.

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All right, well, go ahead. Tell him.

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Frank, it should come from a friend.

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You tell Eddie.

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Okay, all right.

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I think this wedding is the biggest
mistake of your life.

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Wrong chapel.

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Are you kids ready?

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Oh, yeah.

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Wait, I'm not sure.

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Oh, yeah.

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Ah!

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Okay, I'm sure.

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Hey, you being here means a lot to me,
bro. Yeah.

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All right, the bride and the groom stand
here, and the best man and the maid of

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honor at their side.

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to join this man, Edward Cornelius Zeph,
and this woman, Tina Louise,

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in holy matrimony.

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This is his decision. It's his life.

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I mean, who am I to tell him what to do?
Like, my relationship's working out so

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hot.

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You're my best friend, Mike.

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Will you give me away?

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Someone should tell him the truth.

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You think I should have doubts?

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You think I might not be doing the right
thing?

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It should come from a friend, Mike.

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You tell Eddie.

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You being here means a lot to me, bro.

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If anyone knows why these two should not
be wed, speak now.

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Now.

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I mean, no.

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Look, you guys, you can't do this. This
is not right.

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I mean, I don't know. I just know that
marriage is not something that you're

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supposed to fool around with.

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I mean, it's more important than that.

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Marriage is even more important than
love because it's about two people

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the rest of their lives together.

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It's like two people becoming one new
person, and I wouldn't be a friend if I

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didn't say something.

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I don't know. Maybe you think I'm not a
friend because I did.

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Want to call it off?

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Sure. What the hell?

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That's settled. Anybody want to see
bottoms up, 91?

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I do, I do.

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I came here to say that, and I said it.

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Hey, you guys going to come along?

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All right, we'll catch up to you later.

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That's why we take the money first.

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That was quite a speech you made.

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Oh, man, it was me, wasn't it?

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Where did all that come from?

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I don't know.

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I don't know. I just opened my mouth and
got it came.

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I would have stopped myself, but I
wanted to see how it finished.

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But you did believe what you said.

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Mike?

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Yeah, I was just going to see if I
believed it.

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I thought it was beautiful.

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You really surprised me.

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Yeah, me too.

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So what other surprises you got for me?

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Jason, I have a good feeling about this.

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Wow, one of the monkeys was married
here.

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My God, we're too late.

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Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?

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We can be big about this.

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Welcome to our family.

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I know I can get to like you eventually.

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No, no, no, no.

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Mike and I aren't married.

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Mike, do you still have our rings?

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Welcome to our family.

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Aren't you married to anyone?

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No, no, Mom, I came here as Eddie's best
man, but they just called the wedding

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off. I am so relieved.

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Oh, not that marrying you would be the
worst thing Mike's ever done.

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Oh, no, I mean, there is a chance that
you're a fine young lady.

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Hey, I've got a great idea. Why don't we
all just leave before we say something

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stupid?

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Kate, what do you say we start dating
again?

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I don't know when we'd have the time.
We're seeing each other almost every

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night.

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I knew I'd hear that saying that.
They'll be

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back.