1 00:00:01,290 --> 00:00:04,590 Three minutes to ten o'clock at one Friday night in New York City, and we have that 2 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:05,650 Do you have rock and roll. 3 00:00:13,450 --> 00:00:19,290 Um, I keep forgetting. How old are you Do you have to drive in this state again? 4 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:20,930 Get in there, Ben, now. 5 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:22,270 Move it, sir. 6 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:27,530 Joyriding in our car? Driving without one license? Without insurance? 7 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:29,830 Let's not forget the good news. 8 00:00:30,509 --> 00:00:32,750 What? I'll be home before my curfew. 9 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:38,870 Ben, we're very, very disappointed in this You. What were you thinking? Me, too 10 00:00:38,870 --> 00:00:40,390 wore my seat belt the entire time. 11 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:44,310 That's it, Ben. You are grounded. Go to Your room. For wearing my seat belt? 12 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:46,470 I don't think that's very responsible parenting. 13 00:00:48,010 --> 00:00:49,270 Not another word, Ben. 14 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:58,170 I just wanted to say that I'm real Sorry. I know I messed up big time, and I will 15 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,170 Never do it again. 16 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,080 I don't know if you guys remember, but... It's pretty hard being a teenager. 17 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:13,620 Ben, darling, we love you very much, and That's why we're just a little bit 18 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:14,620 disappointed. 19 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:15,840 Thank you for understanding. 20 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,140 So, how about you roast us some hot dogs? 21 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,260 I said I'm going to your room. 22 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,760 Am I still grounded? 23 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,040 Well, until we can figure out the rest of the rest Your punishment. 24 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,140 I don't understand. I hugged you and everything. 25 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,200 And I was moved. 26 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:30,540 Go to your room. 27 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,260 This is not the way it happens on TV. 28 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,260 What does TV have to do with it? 29 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,600 In every family, on every TV program, whenever The kids mess up, all they have to do is 30 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,500 hug just before the last commercial. Where have you been? 31 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,840 Do you see cameras here? See Are there lights? 32 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,780 This isn't TV, Ben. This is the real thing world. 33 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:49,900 Problems just aren't solved that easily. 34 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:51,140 I know, Dad. 35 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,420 That's why they have two Parters. 36 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,940 Ben. Bart Simpson blew up a toilet and He was not sent to his room. He is one 37 00:01:57,940 --> 00:01:58,940 cartoon. 38 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,080 Yeah, so think how easy it should be We humans. 39 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,580 I want you to go to your room. I want You to think about what you did wrong. 40 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,440 I'll tell you what's wrong. I am Stuck here in the real world and not on it 41 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:13,260 What did I do and why it was wrong? 42 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:15,620 I got caught. 43 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,260 No, that's probably wrong too. 44 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:31,490 Again, from the top. 45 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:33,870 Hey, who are you? 46 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,310 Special effects. 47 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:37,290 Oh, we'll have to do that again. 48 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:38,950 That's way too big a box. 49 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:41,810 Did you forget your line? Which line? WHO are you? 50 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:43,350 What's going on here? 51 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:45,470 Don't play games. The director is in one Bad mood. 52 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:47,350 In a very bad mood. 53 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:53,150 Anyone whose name starts with a G is fired. 54 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,360 Where is the rest of my bedroom? 55 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,920 Where am I? Meet the Seavers. Opening Scene, take two. 56 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:12,720 Remember that your first line is very said soft. In five, four, three... show 57 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:16,360 me that smile again. 58 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:17,760 Show me that smile. 59 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:23,120 Don't waste a single minute on your cry. 60 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:29,820 We are at the end of nowhere. Were Nowhere at the end. The best is ready 61 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,479 No, Jeremy. 62 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:37,120 We're doing a show here in two hours And this Emmy-winning director doesn't 63 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,120 need this sadness. 64 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,200 Why do you call me Jeremy? 65 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,360 Who is that? Is that God? 66 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,600 He's for me. 67 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:45,880 Susan. 68 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:50,140 Susan, give Jeremy his line for the last time time. 69 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,600 I have to tell mom and dad how sorry I am am and how much I love them. 70 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:59,480 This is too weird. Tell me about it. 71 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,220 Dad, boy, am I glad to see you. I have I looked all over for you. What is 72 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:08,219 to happen? Shh. 73 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,200 Now you have to tell the Disney World People I can't make that ribbon 74 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,200 -Vesting on the 5th. 75 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,420 I got to see the Passover parade with Morgan Fairchild. 76 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,180 Dad, I need to talk to you. 77 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,600 Wait a minute. Yes, go ahead. 78 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:24,400 Dad, look, something is very strange going on here. Our house, well, it is 79 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,760 Our house, but it's not. I mean, there is All these strange people. 80 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,520 I think I'm losing my mind. 81 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:31,180 No, no, no. Hey, I was very clear, honey. 82 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:35,100 I said a clear no to the new competition game and a yes to the new Hollywood 83 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,100 Squares. 84 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,460 Dad, can you get off the phone? I am Die here. 85 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,380 Jeremy, you don't have your real family To help you with that? 86 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:43,620 You are my real family. 87 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,960 And you called me too Jeremy. 88 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,439 Yes, I did. 89 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,840 That's your name. I thought I had been calling you for six seasons. 90 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,640 That's your name, isn't it? 91 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,180 Is that your name? Dad? 92 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:58,250 I'm not your father. I'm playing your father television. Meeting the savers, remember? 93 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:01,930 Huh? Not like I don't care about you Just like my real son I do. No! 94 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:03,890 No, it's Middenvlein or I walk. 95 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:09,750 No, no, daddy, this is wrong. Come on, us are not a TV family. We are real 96 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:11,990 family. Well, why don't they just bump Urkel? 97 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:17,230 Thank you. 98 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:18,890 Mommy! Mommy! 99 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:22,910 What is it, honey? Don't know. Not me know something. I'm going crazy here. 100 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,100 It seems to me that someone went to a Lots of problems to mess with my head. 101 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:27,420 Mom? Mommy! 102 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:31,300 What, honey? Can I please have the Night at Desiree's house? I promise I 103 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:32,300 Stay out late. Mom, who is this? 104 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,480 Why does she call you mom? 105 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,060 Oh, you know my daughter, Ashley. 106 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,639 My sister? 107 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,860 My daughter. My sister? 108 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:40,260 My daughter. 109 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,620 No, Ashley is not your daughter. Carol and Chrissy are. 110 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:45,900 Oh, they're my TV daughters. 111 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,300 Ashley is my real daughter. 112 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:50,360 You know the difference between TV and real life. 113 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,780 What's happening to me? 114 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:55,280 I always thought you were hot. 115 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:58,760 Hey, beautiful. 116 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,220 Oh, hello, honey. 117 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:01,700 Baby. Hi! 118 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:03,340 Hi! 119 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:07,780 Jeremy Miller, what's going on in you? Oh, what are you doing? Dad is right past 120 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:12,780 there. He's only my TV husband. Hans is My true friendship. 121 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,720 Now you have to apologize. 122 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:19,220 Believe me, I will never joyride in the Family car again. 123 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,479 Oh, 124 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,360 Jeremy. We're stretching these lines a bit later. 125 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:40,240 Someone call a nurse! The Klutz did it again. 126 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:41,800 You know me! 127 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:45,620 Get away from me! You disgust me! From of course I do. I am your brother. 128 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:48,900 I have no brothers. I have Different sisters though. 129 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,900 who are mighty talented. 130 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,020 Carol, look, I know we didn't get it along, and I know we have our 131 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:57,700 But I have to ask you a favor. 132 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,220 Stop joking with me. I don't know if I can take another minute. 133 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,420 Cabin, am I ready for the afternoon? 134 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,760 Um, sure. We don't need you until the public show. 135 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,440 You are. 136 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:12,380 Okay, I'm going to close my eyes. 137 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,980 And when I open them again, I go Be in my room. 138 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,060 One, two. 139 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,310 Three. 140 00:08:20,690 --> 00:08:22,230 What the hell are you doing? 141 00:08:22,490 --> 00:08:24,090 Chrissy. Tell me you're Chrissy. 142 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:25,330 I'm Chrissy. 143 00:08:26,050 --> 00:08:29,330 But for eight weeks this summer, I am becomes a... 144 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:20,489 Where's Mike? 145 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:21,490 Mike Thieber? 146 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:23,930 There. 147 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:27,690 He thinks he can trick me. 148 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:29,230 Thanks for the support. 149 00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:30,490 Bye. 150 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:34,990 Is that or not? Are you my brother or are you Are you just an actor pretending to be? 151 00:09:35,230 --> 00:09:36,230 Would you like to come? 152 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:37,430 Ready for lunch, honey? 153 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:40,450 Oh, oh, yes. Sounds great. Hey, you Would you like to join us? Kate, are you here too? 154 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,510 What are you talking about? You know Chelsea. 155 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:43,730 Who is Chelsea? 156 00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:45,310 Me. No, you're Kate. 157 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:48,910 No, no, no. On TV she is Kate. But in Real life, she's my girlfriend. 158 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,640 Is it the same person? 159 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,340 Yes. Don't watch entertainment tonight? 160 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:57,200 Mike, if you're in there somewhere, Please, you have to help me. I said 161 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,820 Life was better on TV, and somehow I got it stuck in this stupid TV show. Hi, 162 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,800 Look, if you're not happy with the show, Maybe you should talk to your agent. I 163 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,800 don't have an agent. 164 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,840 Well, then you really shouldn't be Surprised that your share has become so small. 165 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,640 Hey, I just want to get out of here. Not So loud. 166 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,300 Remember what happened to Shelley Long? 167 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,080 I've seen this happen to so many children actors. 168 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,220 I have to go home. You got it, kid. 169 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:24,340 Will you drive me? 170 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,700 Guess what, they pay me to stand up here and eat donuts? 171 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,800 Great! Okay. Yes, I have to go Long Island. 172 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:32,400 I thought you wanted to go home. 173 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,800 That's where I live, 15 Robin Hood Lane. 174 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,100 You've moved. 175 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,120 No, I haven't moved. 176 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:38,860 Easy, easy. 177 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,280 You're the boss. 178 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,280 Kid actors. 179 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:47,680 Okay, this is my street. 180 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:52,780 Here we are. 181 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,100 15 Robin Hood Lane. 182 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,200 Can't be right. 183 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,280 Hey, afternoon. 184 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:01,260 Fill her up. Excuse me, this is 15 Robin Hood Lane? 185 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,940 You with the IRS? 186 00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:04,540 No. Yes, that's it. 187 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,980 Where is my house? I live at 15 Robin Hood Lane. 188 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,580 Not unless you've slept on the Lube rack. 189 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:15,880 What's happening to me? 190 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,380 Where am I? Nobody knows who I am am? 191 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,160 Hey, hold your horses. I know you. 192 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,059 You do? 193 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:24,019 Thank God. 194 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:27,580 Yes, you met that boy at the Seavers, Jeremy Mueller. 195 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,920 Can I have your autograph for my little one? granddaughter? 196 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,860 Her name is bub. 197 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,900 I got some wet cement back like You want to take off your shoes. 198 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:49,330 about that, kid. 199 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,550 Some nights I forget where I live too. 200 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:55,530 Hey, I know. Take me to my grandmother Irma's apartment in Manhattan. 201 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,150 Does she have a bathroom? 202 00:11:57,730 --> 00:12:01,130 Jeremy, where have you been? The audience is here. We're all ready for the show. 203 00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:05,190 Look, you've got the wrong guy. I can't action. It's okay. The writers can't write. 204 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:10,990 Hey, what are you doing? Let me go. I cannot act. You've got the wrong guy. 205 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,910 I can't act. Let me go. 206 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:14,750 Okay, who's from town? 207 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,150 Oh, wait. 208 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:17,490 Ladies and gentlemen, 209 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:31,040 You ruined today's rehearsal. 210 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,860 Guess who's not happy? Me. 211 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,440 Come on. Come here. 212 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:38,620 I want you to get in that car and be Funny how your life depended on it. But 213 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:42,020 Don't even know what's going on here. Oh, God. You've been on Joyriding. 214 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,620 sneak into the house. Your parents bust You. 215 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,220 But I've already experienced that. 216 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,500 Good. Maybe then you can play it. 217 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,180 Wait a minute. This is how this whole thing thing started. 218 00:12:55,240 --> 00:13:00,820 Meet the Seabirds, episode number 140. Have a good show, gang. In 5, 4, 3, 219 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:06,360 2...now! 220 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,320 This is too weird. 221 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:20,600 I keep forgetting. 222 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:23,540 How old do you have to be to drive one? this state? 223 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,960 Come in, Ben, now. 224 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:26,140 Move it, sir. 225 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,880 This is how this whole thing started. 226 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,440 Snee. 227 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,300 Jeremy, you shouldn't go outside the kitchen? 228 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:35,620 That's right, I did that. 229 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:38,020 I'm not amused. 230 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:44,160 Jeremy, what's with you? Just now, You know, just like we rehearsed. Just now 231 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,400 in the kitchen and wait for your stamp. 232 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:49,320 In five, four, three, two... what is the marking? 233 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,360 Joyride. 234 00:13:54,510 --> 00:14:01,230 license without insurance um uh I'm Back before my curfew Ben 235 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:06,070 We are very disappointed in you What were you thinking? 236 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:12,670 I also wore my seat belt the entire time Right uh me 237 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:17,150 also wore my seat belt the entire time that's it, are you grounded, go to you 238 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:18,150 room 239 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 Oh, you apologize. 240 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,280 Okay. 241 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:32,160 Um, I'm sorry. I, uh, I know I screwed Big, and I'll never do it again. 242 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,880 Um, you guys know how hard it is to be one teenager. 243 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:41,920 Yes. 244 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:46,000 We love you very much. That's why we are Just a little disappointed. 245 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,300 Ah, how we forgive you. 246 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,820 How about roasting your guys some of hot dogs? 247 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:54,930 There's nothing else I would do rather do. 248 00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:01,870 Oh, don't worry, spot. He said hot dogs. 249 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:07,990 What's wrong with you people? 250 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:09,470 This is the freezing frame. 251 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:15,050 No, wait a minute. But you wouldn't do that Accept my apology with a stupid hug. 252 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:17,710 Ground me. Stop moving. You're screwed up the freezer frame. 253 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,510 I don't care about the... Freeze Frame? Come on, this is all wrong. This is not 254 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:22,510 how it should be. 255 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,330 What's going on? Have we changed this bit? from rehearsal or something? 256 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,170 We certainly didn't do that. 257 00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:30,650 See, in real life this isn't how it is is at all. 258 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:34,750 This isn't real life. This is Television, Jeremy. 259 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,970 Someone, come on, you gotta help Me, please. I have to get out of here. I 260 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:43,949 Have to come home. 261 00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:45,950 Jeremy, is there anyone who can help me? 262 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,310 Excuse me? 263 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,270 I don't know you, but you look like one Real person. 264 00:15:56,350 --> 00:16:00,990 Jeremy Miller, ladies and gentlemen. Him Does it look like real life. 265 00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:09,630 Get away from me. 266 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:11,450 Kevin, 267 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,550 Kevin, Kevin. I don't think I can help. 268 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,230 Just let me have a minute alone him. 269 00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:16,249 Okay, Kirk. 270 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,250 Whatever you say. 271 00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:19,590 Listen. 272 00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:20,990 Shh, shh, shh. 273 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:22,870 We can't talk here. 274 00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:28,890 Look, whoever you are, I'm not... Benny, Benny, Benny, come on. What are you 275 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,130 Talk about? It's me, Mike. 276 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,750 Mike? So I'm not crazy? 277 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,510 Yes. Wait a minute. How do I know it is Really you? 278 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:39,830 Look, it's you! 279 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:43,710 Come on, we gotta get out of here Please. Benny, Benny, come on. Be one 280 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:46,130 Okay? This is your world now. Huh? 281 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,190 Yes. Benny, you're not crazy. 282 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:52,910 Okay, five years ago I fell asleep instead of studying, which I have been 283 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:53,910 Here ever since. 284 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,330 You wouldn't believe what they have made me do. 285 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,690 Is there no way out? 286 00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:02,210 Don't you think that if it were, it would Find one? Don't you think I would want that? 287 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:05,990 A little bit on this show, trade more mature, maybe even grow some face 288 00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:09,810 But no, they won't let you. They own You. 289 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,130 Not me. 290 00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:12,170 Nobody owns me! 291 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:24,630 Take the drop. 292 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:34,270 If you find him, bring him to me. 293 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:40,410 And if you can't find him, get me Fred Savage on the phone. 294 00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:46,730 If you can't find him, bring me Urkel. 295 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:52,130 Hi. This is the director speaking. 296 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:56,400 Don't pay attention to that man shouting the microphone. 297 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,560 Are you the great and powerful director? 298 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,700 Are you the man everyone fears? You're a weenie. 299 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,540 Please don't tell. Please, please. 300 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,600 He's a weenie. 301 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,520 Calm. 302 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,400 Man, I can't believe this. This is all fake. They're tricks. 303 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,440 This is nothing real. Look. 304 00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:22,970 I don't think you completely photo here, Jeremy. Cut the act. My 305 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:25,230 Brother told me. I'm not Jeremy. I'm Ben Thieber. 306 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:27,150 So you know. 307 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:30,830 Well, that doesn't change anything. Yes, it does. I want out. 308 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,870 Sorry, no can do that. 309 00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:36,450 Why? Well, if I let you out, I have to let it go Everyone gone. 310 00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,910 Mike Next, and then that little song and dancing boy. 311 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:44,690 But I don't want to be on TV. I want one Real family. 312 00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:46,390 That's not what you said before. 313 00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:47,650 When? 314 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:49,130 Susan! 315 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,740 Page five in the kitchen. 316 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:58,240 I'll tell you what's wrong. I'm stuck Here in the real world and not on TV. 317 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,220 Oh, no. I said that. 318 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,580 You certainly did. 319 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,340 And then I went to my room and this The whole nightmare started. 320 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,520 Hey, it's not that bad, Ben. 321 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,380 Let me explain how TV families work. 322 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,820 You never have a problem that you can't solve in half an hour. 323 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,960 You don't get sick. You never go to the bathroom. 324 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,460 Girls think you're cute. 325 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,660 And you always have something funny Give thanks to, and this is our secret, 326 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,460 the writers. 327 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,820 Hey, what are they doing in my room? 328 00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:36,220 Taking it down. 329 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:38,820 If you're not going to do the show, We have to go further. 330 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:45,480 Next week we're going to do a lot Special...we could show a replay. 331 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:47,980 I have to get back there. 332 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,280 I'm not done talking to you yet. 333 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:51,980 Stop him. 334 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,840 Don't let him near his room. 335 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:55,980 Stop him. 336 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,780 No, no. Don't touch any of it. Back. 337 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,360 Go away. Don't touch any of it. 338 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,340 I'm going to count three. Then I am I'm going to take off the covers. 339 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,700 I'm going to be home. 340 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,200 I'm going grounded. 341 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,800 And I'm going to be so happy. 342 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,140 A. 343 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,600 Two. 344 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,620 Three. Huh? 345 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,640 Huh? 346 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:18,470 Are you missing a wall? 347 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:20,970 No light? 348 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:23,350 No cameras? 349 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,430 No Weenie directors? 350 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:30,290 Yes! I think I'll get the car out and celebrate. 351 00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:32,810 No, that would be wrong. 352 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,750 Someone, do you know who I am? 353 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,810 Someone I would rather not be related to? 354 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,110 I'll have to shower again. 355 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,430 Ben, what's with you? Oh, I've been Thinking all night. 356 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,850 Good. Yes, I was wrong. The real world is much better than TV. 357 00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:00,350 What? That's not what you should Think about. You should be 358 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:01,470 Think about why you shouldn't drive. 359 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:02,830 I was? 360 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:03,910 Yes, Ben. 361 00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:06,770 Well, I don't have to think about that. I knew it was wrong before I did it. 362 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:07,950 That's why I sneak in. 363 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:11,970 But you don't have to get upset. You're welcome to punish me for it. Oh, 364 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,150 Will, Ben. We will. Great. 365 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,900 The grounding remains until further notice. Agreement. Your allowance is 366 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:20,600 for a month. Super. You will wash that car every weekend until you show something 367 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,940 responsibility. That's great. 368 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,380 You are happy with this? 369 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,020 Yes. I'm just glad you don't man named Hans. 370 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:34,520 Hans? And I'm glad you don't Parades with Morgan Fairchild. 371 00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:36,780 Excuse me? 372 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,960 Look, I know this won't change anything, But I love you. 373 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:42,620 I love you. 374 00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:50,870 Who is Hans?