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No, I was very clear with the funeral
director.

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I want a taped hymns at my father's
service, not a live organist playing

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selections from Fiddler on the Roof.

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No, I want a refund, and I want it now.

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Hold on.

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This better be important.

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Yeah, it is. Where do you keep your bras
and flips?

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Ben, whatever kind of stupid stunt
you're up to, I am not in the mood.

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about your panties?

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Mom, this isn't like those other times.

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Trust me. Out.

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Look, the bottom line is, either you get
a check in the mail today, or I'll have

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my attorney call you and... Excuse me,
can you hold on?

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I've got someone on the other line.

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Mom.

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Hi, Mom. Look, I've got someone on the
other line. Can I... Oh, Mom, I know

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hard going through Dad's things, but
can't you just put it off for a little

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while?

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Well, that's very sweet, but Jason has
all the white belts he needs.

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Can you hang on for a minute, Mom?

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Look, either you get your act together
or I'll sew your pants off.

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Mom, oh.

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If you could only have one pair of
shoes, which pair would they be?

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Chrissy, can't you see I'm on the phone?

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Uh -huh. So which pair?

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Later, Chrissy.

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I suggest the flats.

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You're a tall woman.

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Chrissy, go into the other room and
don't bother me with your nonsense.

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Boots. Definitely boots.

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So, pretty what pair?

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I don't know. She bit my head off.

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Over here. Let me give it a shot. She
could never resist her firstborn.

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Oh, Mother!

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All right, here we go. Here's some cash.
This is for food and emergencies, our

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flight information.

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Shh! Dad, if you keep talking, she'll
find out about the trip.

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Ow!

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Fine, go barefoot for all I care.

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Dad, why'd you marry her? I'll be fine.
Wait, wait, wait. We have to, hey, a

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little bit of understanding towards your
mother right now. It's only been two

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weeks since Grandpa Ed died.

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I'm sad about Grandpa, too, but I don't
go around yelling at everybody.

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Come on, your mom's got some very
confused and very sad feelings inside

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right now, you know?

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And I know it's hard, but we have to
show a little patience, some simple

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kindness towards each other, okay?

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Dad, I packed everything else you said,
but she's going without her underwear.

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Good work, son.

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you're crying we know we're near the
best is ready

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to

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I am trying to reach Mr. Henderson in
claims.

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Yes, I would like to leave another
message. Would you please tell him that

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42 years, my father never missed a
payment on that life insurance policy,

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if it meant that I had to go without tap
shoes?

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No, I am not a dancer.

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And that's the reason why.

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But the point being that my mother is
waiting for that money, and the next

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you get is going to be from my mother's
attorney, and I'm going to... You hung

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up on me.

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No, I hung up on you.

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You... Why did I marry you?

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Maggie, if Mr. Henderson wants to hear
the end of that message, then he can

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simply refer to yesterday's call or the
day before.

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This one was going to be really good.
You know something, Maggie? I think that

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you just need a little bit of a break.

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I'm in an airport, on an airplane, in
coach section.

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You couldn't be more wrong.

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Conductor, we had a sleeper.

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Can I please take off this ridiculous
blindfold? All right, all right. Okay.

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Ta -da!

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Wow.

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We're on an airplane.

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Yes. A getaway trip, Maggie. Believe me,
sweetheart, you need it. Honey, that's

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wonderful, but I can't go away now. Yes,
you can, of course. Who's going to take

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care of the kids? Mike and Carol. But
I've got to... Maggie, please. All that

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stuff is still going to be there when we
get back from...

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Somewhere. But what about my dad's
insurance? And what about... Where are

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going? No, no, no. I am not going to
tell you unless you come along.

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Good morning.

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And welcome aboard flight 1265 with non
-stop service.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Excuse me, no, I'm taking my wife on a
very special trip, so could we just not

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mention where we're going?

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Oh, but this was going to be my first
time to say where we were going.

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Well, but if it's okay with everybody
else, would it be okay with you?

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I guess.

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Excuse me. I was saying that this is a
very special trip for my wife and I.

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She's the very attractive blonde right
up there in the whole mood.

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Come on, Maggie.

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Maggie Sears. Stand up, Maggie. Don't
hide. Come on, Maggie. There she is.

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That's Maggie.

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Because this is a very special trip, it
would really mean a lot to us and to our

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marriage if we could just not mention
the destination.

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Would that be all right?

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Will the pilot know?

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Yes, he will. Oh, okay.

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And thank you all. We really appreciate
that. And, well, it means a whole lot

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for our marriage of 22 years.

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Excuse me.

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I want you to know that my wife and I
have been married for 22 years also. Oh,

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that's nice.

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Want to swap?

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All right, this week is going to be a
snap.

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And with all the money that Dad left us
for emergencies, I'm only $20 short of a

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new car stereo.

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Mike, what you don't realize is that
this is a golden opportunity.

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A chance to take over from Mom and Dad.

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and finally do the job right.

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Oh, Carol, your way sounds like work.

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I'll make it easy for you. There are two
of us and two of them.

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I say we divide and conquer.

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I, of course, will get the mature one.
Okay, okay, fine. I'll take Ben. He's

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easier to handle anyway. He understands
the value of a dollar.

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Oh, some parent you would make. You pay
him to behave.

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No, he pays me not to smack him around.

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And for you, Chrissy, I've planned a
healthy regimen of diet, Exercise and

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stimulating play.

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Chris, see?

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Look, Ben, you don't want any problems,
either do I. Okay, here's the deal. You

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give me $20, you stay out of trouble,
and I leave you alone.

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Oh, thanks.

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I figured you'd ask for $50.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute. Pal,
it's Monday.

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It's a weekday, 10 in the morning. What
does that tell you?

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Andy Griffiths is on?

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No, Ben. School.

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Come on. For your information, Andy
Griffiths is 10 .30.

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Mike, Mike, you're missing the big
picture here. See, Mom and Dad got so

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they didn't even notice I didn't go.
Pretty cool, huh?

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Nice try, Benny. Come on, go to school.

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Maybe this would change your mind.

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Nope.

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Come on, Ben. If Mom and Dad find out
that I let you skip school, they'll kill

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me. But, no, no, no buts. Go to school.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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Which way did she go?

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Oh, are we having a little problem with
our daughter?

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Oh, like things are going so smoothly
with Ben. They are. It's a piece of

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Carol. Come on. Benny and I have an
understanding.

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We reason together.

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He respects me.

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I see. So that's why he's driving off in
your car?

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Here's your Mai Tai and your macadamia
nut.

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Now, which one of our Aloha Island
dinners would you like to order?

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We're not hungry.

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Honey, it's not her fault.

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She paid to give us lays.

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Besides, I don't have a don -ho of a
clue where we're going.

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Yes, officer, it's a convertible with
license plate number... Forget it. It

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walked in.

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Explain. It just happened. Oh, it just
happened? You just happened to unlock my

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car door, start the car, and drive out
the driveway?

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Well, I was just going to drive it back
and forth in the driveway, and I got

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lost. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Tell me, mister,
how do you get lost in a driveway?

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Well, I didn't have a map. And once you
get on that turnpike, you got to keep

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going. You, you, you, you got on the
turnpike? Yeah, until the policeman

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me. The policeman? Yeah, he got a
ticket. Well, what?

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They couldn't give it to me. I don't
have a license.

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I borrowed yours.

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Oh, oh, oh, that's it. You are grounded,
mister. You hear me?

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Go to your room.

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You think you can make me?

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Okay, I'll go. But only because I was
going to anyway.

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Ooh, I'm grounded.

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Mike, I need help. Carol.

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Yeah, well, no one can help.

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Mike, she's teaching me Latin, and I'm
not too good with English yet.

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Chrissy! Quo vadis?

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Now, now, Chrissy, you know that free
play is until 3 .15. Come on, Carol,

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the kid a break.

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Chrissy, please translate the following.

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Omnibus.

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Any consolation, I don't know which
island in Hawaii we're on.

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I'm never surprising you again.

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I take my mask off now.

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Why? You already know where we are.

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We're going kayaking?

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Oh, no, Maggie, we're going camping.

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Really? Yeah.

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We always talked about this.

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Two beach bums in paradise.

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It's like we have the whole island to
ourselves.

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Oh, dear.

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Honey?

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What's wrong?

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Everything.

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Honey. Okay, I'm fine. Let's go.

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But, uh, you were crying.

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I know. I'm sorry.

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I got carried away. Come on. Let's have
fun, fun, fun.

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Sengard, it's all right to grieve. Yes,
Doctor.

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And I remember when my dad died. Honey,
I remember.

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I was there.

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Maggie, you can't hide your feelings.

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Jason, do I look like an unhappy person?

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Yeah.

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Well, I'm not. Well, I don't believe
you.

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Jason, we have flown all the way to
Hawaii. Can't we at least enjoy it? Yes,

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course, sweetheart.

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Look, I want you to know, if there's
anything at all bothering you, anything,

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please, I want you to talk to me. Will
you quit being so nice? I don't deserve

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it. What do you mean you don't deserve
it? Nothing, nothing. Just drive.

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Look, I'd be doing you a disservice if I
let you duck the feelings you've had

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about your dad. I'm not feeling what I
should be feeling, okay?

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We're supposed to eat this?

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It looks like something a dog coughed
up.

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I'm ordering pizza.

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Hey, now look, I spent the last two
hours boiling this garbage. Now nobody

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leaves until every last liver burger is
gone.

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Okay.

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Hey, hey.

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Hey, we want extra cheese and pepperoni
on that pizza? All right, all right,

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pal. You have gone too far this time. No
more telephone for you until Mom and

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Dad get home.

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I don't have to put up with this. I'm
taller than you.

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Mike, he's testing you. You have to draw
the line.

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Watch your elbow.

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It's hurting you.

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You don't have to help me for this. You
sound just like mom.

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Does mom do this?

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Come on, sit over here and take a load
off.

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I'm sorry, I got upset.

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Yeah, it's me who should apologize, not
you.

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What for?

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For not bringing your underwear.

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This wasn't like the other time. This
was an honest mistake.

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Well, that's very sweet, but don't
worry, I'm wearing yours.

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What's for dinner?

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Marshmallows.

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That's it? I'm sorry, I was a little
distracted today. I didn't get to the

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market. Oh.

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I've ruined our whole vacation. Nah, I
got lots of marshmallows.

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Remember what a terrible time we had the
last time we went camping? We had a

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great time.

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No, no, no. I'm talking about when Ben
and Mike and Carol were babies and Mike

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had diarrhea and it rained and
everything got all wet. I'm talking

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same trip.

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Well, what was so nice about that?

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We were together, Maggie.

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And it was so sweet watching you with
Mike.

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Rocking him in your arms till he fell
asleep, which he never did.

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I'd forgotten all about that.

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Wasn't that just last week?

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No, that was me you rocked last week.

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I'd be lucky to get a minute with him
nowadays.

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They grow up in a hurry, don't they?

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You know who we sound like?

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We sound like our parents talking.

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Well, the one joy that I get in all this
is that someday Mike and Carol and Ben

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and Chrissy are all going to be sitting
around a campfire like this, suddenly

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dumbstruck at the very thought that they
are sounding like, oh, they're all of

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us.

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You okay?

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I want to tell you what I meant today
when I said that I wasn't feeling the

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right feelings.

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You know the day of his funeral?

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When I saw Daddy there in that coffin?

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I thought... I thought, what a shame. Of
course, sweetheart. He's your father.

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No, that's not what I mean. I thought...
What?

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Well, I thought about all the work and
the care he put into raising me, and in

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the end, I... What, honey?

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It's a horrible thought.

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What'd you say?

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I didn't need him anymore.

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I mean, sure, I loved him, and I miss
him terribly, but honestly, how much a

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part of my life was he?

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I mean... I never listened to his
advice. His opinions were always nutty,

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and sometimes it was just easier to
ignore him.

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I mean, God help me.

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I loved it when he sat at the kids'
table at Thanksgiving.

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Honey, that's no reason to feel guilty.
That's just the way things work.

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Like we were saying about Mike when he
was a little baby, he needed every word

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you had to say.

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And now we've created someone who
doesn't listen to anything we have to

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We've done our job well.

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Oh, Jason, don't you see?

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One day it's going to be our turn. I
mean, someday we'll die and one of our

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will be sitting here telling someone how
you and I weren't important to their

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lives either.

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I mean, after all the work we put in,
after all the bottles and the dirty

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diapers and the birthdays and the
vacations, I mean, it won't mean a

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What's the point?

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Well, that's what's bothering you then.
It's not just your dad.

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Well, if that sweet, caring man ended up
with someone like me, what do I have to

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hope for? Well, aren't you being just a
little pessimistic?

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Am I? I mean it, Maggie. Come on. You
influence your kids in a thousand ways.

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Mike's charm and Carol's brains and
Chrissy's cuteness and Ben's...

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height.

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This doesn't bother you at all, does it?
No, no.

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Jason, that really ticks me off.

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Have you ever noticed the way I toast a
marshmallow?

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Yeah, and that really ticks me off, too.

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I do. It's perfect, Maggie.

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Perfect.

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All nice and even and brown on all
sides.

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You know who else toasts his
marshmallows that way?

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No.

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My dad.

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I noticed that just a couple years ago.

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And that one small connection, Maggie,
made me see that my dad influenced me in

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countless ways.

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Ways I can't even imagine.

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Just like your dad has influenced you
and just like we will influence our

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You know what my dad would say if he
heard you talking like this?

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No.

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But I'm sure you do.

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I wish I could be sure.

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Freeze, Ben!

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You slept down here?

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I was asleep.

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Who slept?

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I've been standing guard so the little
weasel wouldn't sneak out.

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Oh, where's Christy?

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Safe. She's locked in her room. Oh,
good. You locked her up, too?

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No, she locked herself in.

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Oh.

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Well, I'm just sorry I gotta let Benny
out for school.

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Well, I hope you nailed his window shut
so he didn't climb down the trellis.

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Let's go.

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The meter's running.

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We didn't call a cab.

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Chrissy, Siva, drop off at Parkway
Preschool. That's right. Let's go.

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You called a cab?

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Why in the world did you do that? I
drive you to preschool.

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A cab driver is not going to sing you
songs, and he's not going to tell you

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personal victory stories.

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I know. I checked. Let's go.

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I'm on my home.

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Look, I...

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really sorry, but this has been a
mistake. She's only four years old. All

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I'm going to kill him. You!

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You kids married too young.

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You got another ticket, Mike?

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What? Yeah. You're lucky the driver of
the car you hit didn't press charges.

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Oh, and you are going to pay a lot more
than your money, pal. Hey, hey, what are

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you doing? Ow!

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Come here!

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You have had it!

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up to be.

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Anybody want to help me with the bags?

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Harold tried to mold me and Mike tried
to give us liver poison.

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Mom, I don't know how you put up with
her, especially if you did such a good

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with me.

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Rope burns, Mom. Rope burns. Need I say
more?

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And then he even told me that this was
hurting him more than it was hurting me

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and that someday I'd thank him for it.

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That's what I say.

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Yeah, he's gone nuts.

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Mike, did you say that?

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Look, I opened my mouth and it came out.

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Just came out?

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Yeah, you put it there.

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More bad news, Mom. Mike even tried to
charge me money

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to behave.

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Yeah, I was shocked, too.

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I don't care.

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And worse than that, Carol's victory
story said they'd me want to give up

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completely. Oh, that's wonderful.

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Mom, I don't know how you put up with...
Any of them. I mean, one day they're

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going to realize how great you are and
what festering scum they are.

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Oh, Carol, sometimes you say the
sweetest thing.