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And coming up later tonight, Stephen
Bosco's Cop Rock.

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Okay, Chrissy, it's time for us to
leave.

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Mom, are you going to be home late? Am I
going to have to miss Cop Rock?

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Honey, it's not your bedtime.

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But it's breakthrough television.

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To bed.

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Good night.

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Chrissy, you won't be needing that.

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Carol, I'm counting on you to make sure
that... Chrissy's in bed.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Why are you complaining about
babysitting? It's not like you had a

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Just go.

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Well, I'm all done doing the dishes on a
night that's not even my turn. Hey,

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that's good, Ben.

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That was great bean salad, Mom.
Interesting, but not dangerous.

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Thanks, Ben.

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May I have your recipe?

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It won't do you any good. We're still
going to parents' night.

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Is that tonight?

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Oh, should I ground him now or later?

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Look, this is like all those times I got
in trouble way back... When was that?

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Oh, last semester?

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Okay, look, what I'm saying is I'm more
mature.

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When's the last time you guys saw me
blow milk through my nose?

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Well... Okay, that doesn't count,
though. It wasn't milk.

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And just the other day, I had gas, and I
kept it all to myself.

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Yeah.

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Okay, not completely to myself, but...
Look, honey, we have noticed that you're

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more mature.

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You haven't gotten into any trouble in
weeks, your grades are fine, and my

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is you've got all your teachers
buffaloed. You bet I do.

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Let's roll, Maggie.

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Remember, these are bitter people who
don't make a lot of money.

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We know we're needed We know we're
needed The best is ready to

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Mrs. Kruppmeyer. Yes, I'm glad we got to
talk. It's great to hear Ben finally

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buckling down like that. Well, I like
teaching children and I like cutting up

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frogs.

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But isn't this an English class?

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Yes.

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Mrs. Kruppmeyer.

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We're having a great night.

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That's the sixth teacher who's been
glowing about Ben.

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They sure must have lowered their
standards since Mike went here.

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Attention, parents.

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to get your child's locker combination
so you can root through their personal

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belongings.

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Oh, thank you.

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We don't have to root through Ben's
locker. Of course we don't have to. We

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to.

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Ben wouldn't hide anything from us.

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Is he such a good student?

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No, because he's not slick enough to get
anything past it. Oh, Jason, you mean

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you're going to stand here and do
nothing?

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No, I'm going to go in the boys' room
and do something.

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Hey, look out!

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Horse of habit.

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Men, men, men, men, men, men. How can we
be expected to have our children follow

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our example if we ourselves don't set
it? Come on, the Surgeon General's

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is a generation old. Isn't it time that
we need a light?

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No, thanks.

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It's slick.

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Boy,

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this takes me back.

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I remember in my school, this is where
you get your real education.

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Mr. Little Bites.

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Isn't that funny?

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No, I'm Mr. Little.

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I just find that it was ironic that they
should say something so disrespectful

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and then still use the traditional
expression of goodwill, mister.

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What kind of goofball are you?

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Psychiatrist.

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Dr. Seaver.

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Dr. Seaver? Hello.

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Whoa!

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Hey!

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Dr. Seaver!

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Hey! Hey!

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Hey, Mo!

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Mo! Mo Green!

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Mo Green.

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Rhonda's dad?

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That would be Rhonda Green.

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Now I see where Ben gets it. Oh, I love
that knucklehead. Oh, yeah, you do? If I

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didn't, how else could I put up with him
for six nights a week? Six nights a

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week? Ben's practically part of the
family.

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Ben Stevens.

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Will you stop it? You're killing me.

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Look, I want to compliment you. He's a
great kid. And such a hard worker.

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Cleaning the garage, washing the dishes,
raking the lawn, fixing the plumbing.

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Was it you that taught him all about
transmissions?

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S -E -A -V -E -R.

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I don't know. I can't spell. I'm
illiterate.

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I'm just so glad we're getting along
because I wouldn't be surprised if one

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these days you and me are related, if
you know what I mean.

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What the hell are you talking about?

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Ben and Rhonda.

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Hey, how come you're acting like you
don't know what's going on when you

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them a big six -week anniversary party,
huh?

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Come on in here. There's something I
want you to hear.

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Ooh, I love this guy!

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But if he's been dating her for six
weeks, why haven't we met? I don't know.

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how could he sneak out of the house
every night for six weeks? I don't know.

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Listen, what do you know? I know I don't
like getting noogies.

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Where's Ben?

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No good evening?

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No, thank you for babysitting. No
gratitude for my time?

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That's right.

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Where's Ben?

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don't care. With an attitude like that,
it's no wonder little Ben is sticking

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around with this 14 -year -old girl with
pantyhose in his locker.

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What?

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You think I have an attitude?

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Well, you guys must be really hungry
after hearing all those

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great things about me.

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Ben, I've never been more disappointed
in you in my life.

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Hey, it wasn't my idea to basil in the
toilet seats in the teacher's lounge.

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Um, hey, they were going to throw out
the dissected frogs anyway, so why

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couldn't I use them?

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Let me give you a hint, Ben.

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You know Moe.

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Moe than you think.

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Well, then I guess there's no reason for
me to say anything, but good night.

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Don't count on it, mister.

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Why haven't we met, Rhonda? Six weeks.

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Part of the family. Fixing transmissions
without permission.

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Don't you sit there and say something.

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I really, really, really love you guys.

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Uh -uh.

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Okay, look. I'm dating this girl named
Rhonda.

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There. It's out in the open. I feel
better.

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From the beginning, Ben, and include all
the lies, falsehoods, and deceptions.

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Um... I'm waiting for the old ripple
dissolve, Ben.

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Well, it was during the first or second
week at school. I'm not sure.

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But I know it was after my English class
because there was frog blood on my

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shoes. I was getting my lunch from my
locker when I saw her.

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That's the last time I wore white shoes
to English class.

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During my class?

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Yeah. I had no idea high school English
would be like this. Do you want to go

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out to a movie?

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Huh?

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Oh, right.

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I'm Rhonda Green, but you're probably
busy, so just forget I asked.

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Wait a minute.

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You're asking me out on a date?

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You act like this never happened to you
before.

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Are you kidding?

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Usually it's groups of women asking me
out.

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So, what night?

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Any night. I'm free then, too.

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Okay, we'll work the details out after
school.

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Behind the dumpster? The one that smells
really bad?

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I know it well.

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Oh, and just so you don't worry, I'll
pay for me. I'm not after your money.

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I like your style.

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Hey, guys, what's happening?

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I started shaving again.

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You have stink, but your back doesn't
count.

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So, uh, what do you guys think you were
doing this weekend?

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I don't know. I was gonna stay home and
let my big brother push me around.

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Push me too?

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Sorry I can't join you guys, but I got a
date.

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Oh, the circus back in town.

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So, Fever, who'd you ask out?

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I didn't ask anybody out. She asked me.

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No way. The girl asked you out?

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You guys act like this has never
happened to you before.

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I had a girl talk to me once. She said,
what smells in here?

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Yeah, Stinky, my brother will push you
around.

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Who is it? Who asked you out?

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Rhonda Green.

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What's so funny?

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We thought you meant a real woman. Like
a cheerleader, or better.

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What's better than a cheerleader?

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A gymnast.

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You guys are just stumping on me because
nobody asked you guys out. Benny,

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Benny, she's not on the A -list. You go
out with a girl who's not on the A -list

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and you're finished. Your social life is
over.

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You'll end up with a girl in band.

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I'm in band.

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Enough said.

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But she's paying her own way. Well,
because she has to.

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Benny, Benny, check the wall of truth.

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There is something disgusting and
horrible about every girl on the A

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Unfortunately, you won't find anything
pornographic about Ron the Green.

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Stinky Sullivan is a hunk?

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I wrote that. Wait till the girls read
it.

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Thanks, Stinky.

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When will the girls be in this room?

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When they use the bathroom.

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Benny, look.

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You can go out with her if you want, but
you might as well become a hall

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monitor.

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Hall monitor?

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Me? This couldn't happen.

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I had to tell her this date was off.

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But how do you break a girl apart when
she looks so cute, only in her nose from

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the stench?

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I know.

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I'll phone her.

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Rhonda, before you get mad at me for not
meeting you at the dumpster, I gotta

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tell you something.

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The reason I can't go out with you this
Friday is...

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Because I'm gay.

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Hey, that was fair feelings. They keep
me out of the army.

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Hey, Benny.

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Uh, hi.

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Hey, what you doing?

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Nothing.

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Is your butt making a phone call?

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Mike, I'm a dead man.

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There's this girl who asked me out, and
she's not on the A -list. And if I go

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out with her, I'm in terrible trouble.
I'm at the end of my rope.

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Then we want to know why you want to go
out with this girl, and you're telling

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us ridiculous stories about not wanting
to go out with her. I was just getting

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to that. Well, get to it.

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Okay, well, that's where Mike got
involved.

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Whoa. Whoa, wait a minute, Mike. Get
back here. Look, look, I'm not

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for this little guy, okay? I mean, I
don't even like him. Whatever he does,

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does. I have no influence on his life
whatsoever.

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Mike, you'd better talk and talk now.
What have you got to say?

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I really, really, really love you guys.

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Forget it, Mike. It's a tough room.

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Okay, okay. I'll tell you everything and
I won't hold anything back.

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How much have you told him?

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Okay, all right. Now, little Benny here
came to me with a very tough problem.

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Now, I could have ducked it, but no.

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I asked myself what my father would say
in this situation.

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Only I'd make it shorter and a little
more interesting.

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Hey, what are you all bent out of shape
for, huh?

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I mean, look, let's face it. You're
never going to date a girl on the A

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I'd be lucky to date a girl in band.

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Mike, if you're going to say stuff like
that, I might as well go talk to Dad.

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Your butt's off the hook.

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Thanks for nothing, Mike. Hey, look,
Benny. Now, come on. Who ever told you

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this girl was unworthy?

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Vito, Gary, and Stinky.

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Well, ignore them.

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You're telling me to ignore my friends?

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No, I'm telling you to get some new
friends.

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I mean, think, Benny. I mean, somehow.

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Some girl finds you vaguely attractive,
and you're about to turn her down?

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Well... Look, let me put it this way.

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Did Mr. Haley say, I'll wait for the
next comet?

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Man, it actually happened that way?

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Yeah. I don't know what to say. You
really told him not to buckle the peer

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pressure, to stand up to his friends and
do the right thing?

247
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Yeah. And besides, if he's really
desperate, the weenie might get lucky.

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Get up, Mike.

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Well, I've certainly learned my lesson.
I'll never talk to Mike again.

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Fan or date?

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Oh, yeah.

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Fan.

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I'm waiting for the ripple.

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are going to get out of here.

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Ben, you really like the fuzzy wuzzy
bears?

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Yeah, they're cool.

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Wouldn't it be more fun to go over to
Cinema 4 and see Wild at Heart?

258
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,510
Uh, no.

259
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Excessive sex and violence upsets me.

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Well, violence anyway.

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I love you, windy bear.

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There they are, just like I say.

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I can't believe it.

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What's wrong?

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Uh, excuse me. I gotta go to the
bathroom and pick up some raisinets.

266
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What are you guys doing at a G -rated
movie?

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What are you doing with Rhonda Green?

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She's here, too?

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Nice try, Benny.

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Do you guys think he should wear that
hall monitor sash over his left shoulder

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or his right?

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I was cornered. I was dead.

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My honor was at stake.

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So, I lied.

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You guys got it all wrong about Rhonda.
She's the kind of girl who makes guys

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happy, if you know what I mean.

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But I'd say more, but there's little
fuzzy bears on the screen.

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But she looks so moral.

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Look, I don't care what you guys think,
because I'm happy.

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The next couple of hours were a blur.
All I'm sure of is, by the time Rhonda

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bought me that second chili dog later
that night, we were going steady.

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I had no idea that one light could
spread so fast or change my life so

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People were looking at me, and they
weren't loud.

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For the first time in the history of
Dewey High, a freshman's name had been

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added to the wall of truth.

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My name.

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I was sincerely touched.

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By the end of the first week, she'd
moved into my locker.

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It was a little inconvenient, but I
didn't mind.

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Everyone at the school was now treating
me with respect, including Janitor Bob.

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He even let me touch his keys.

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So you're going out with a girl you
don't even like just to keep your

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fool? Yeah. Now you see?

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All right, would you plan on marrying
this girl just to continue the charade,

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Beth? No.

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See, in three years I graduate.

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Then there's always the army.

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You see, this is really out there.

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Hey, it's not all bad.

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Mrs. Green's a great cook.

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You eat dinner there, too?

302
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,810
Yeah, but only after I eat dinner here
first.

303
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,090
Hey,

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it's their way of thanking me for doing
all those chores.

305
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:24,750
That's another thing, Ben. When's the
last time you did a chore around here?

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It's just I'm always so tired.

307
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Well, I guess so.

308
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And about fixing this transmission?

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I got lucky.

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Well, your luck's run out, Ben.

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This cannot go on.

312
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What did I do that was really wrong?

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Dating a girl we never met. Going steady
with a girl we haven't met. When you

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aren't allowed to go steady in the first
place. Sneaking out of this house 42

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times without permission.

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Eating two dinners every night.

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How is that wrong?

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It's wrong!

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It's just wrong!

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And what about all the rumors you're
starting about this girl?

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You don't have to worry about the
rumors, Dad. I made them up.

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00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,960
Ben, has it occurred to you you might be
damaging this young lady's reputation?

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00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,140
I don't see how.

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She's on the A -list now.

325
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,020
So what do you think you should do right
now?

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00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,620
Well, I know it's not having dinner.

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Here, Raleigh!

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00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,040
Here, Raleigh!

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00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,860
Hey, do we have a dog?

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No!

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If we did, I'd call it Raleigh.

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00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:34,729
How long you been here?

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Since dawn.

334
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:37,250
Well, why didn't you say something?

335
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,750
We could have got an early start on
digging a pool.

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00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:41,770
Uh, Mr.

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00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:44,810
Green, is Rhonda home? Yeah, but she's
not much good with a shovel.

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Mighty handy with a pickaxe, though.

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00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:49,070
Like I needed to tell you.

340
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:52,830
Uh, can I talk to her?

341
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,330
Sure, come on in. Have some breakfast.

342
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:56,650
Um, no, I can't. I already ate. So?

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00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:59,290
Oh, it's wrong. I can't tell you why.
It's just wrong.

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00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:02,810
Um, can I speak to Rhonda?

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00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:04,530
I got you.

346
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:08,390
You devil. Rhonda, your boyfriend's
here.

347
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:12,650
Hey, we do have the dog. Come on,
Raleigh. Come on, fella.

348
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:15,910
Talkie -nookies.

349
00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,410
Talkie -nookies.

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00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:19,650
I love this little knucklehead.

351
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:21,190
Hey, Rhonda, look who's here.

352
00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,470
How am I going to explain this to her?

353
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:26,550
Okay, I got no choice.

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00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,090
I got to be honest.

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I'll tell her I'm not attracted to her.
I never was attracted to her.

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And the only reason I'm dating her is
because my friends believe my lies about

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her.

358
00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:42,210
Oh, what's he doing here this early?
This is the last straw.

359
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:45,890
Today's the day I tell him the only
reason I went out with him was to get on

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00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:46,890
A -list.

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00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:50,710
Ben?

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00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:52,190
Rhonda.

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00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:57,930
It's now or never.

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00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:02,010
Look, I know I'm here early, but I don't
want breakfast.

365
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,259
Do you want to break up?

366
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,040
I'm not hungry either. Great, let's
break up.

367
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,980
When? Now's good.

368
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,480
Okay, see you in school.

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00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,560
See you in school.

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00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,240
For the first time in six weeks, you've
made me happy.

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00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,520
Me too.

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00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:41,040
Hi. Oh, look at you.

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00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:44,900
I'd rather look at you, Gretchen. You
should get around on a Saturday.

374
00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:47,680
Hold on there. What are you talking
about?

375
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,940
Oh, come on, Dad.

376
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,400
You're doing exactly what I do with
women, only not nearly as well.

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00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:59,700
All I said was be nice to her. You know
that. Mom, this babe, Goose Dad.